Wednesday, March 21, 2018

Joke Time - Gematria Cheerleader πŸ“£ Cheers

Team Gematria has had a lot of problems lately, so it’s no surprise that to boost morale they organized a cheerleading squad to root for the team.  Here’s some of what they came up with that are currently on YouTube.  The cheerleaders narrate the material

Playlist #1
WWE Raw decodes, Ra the Egyptian Sun God, cisgender people, the Austin package bombs, and  47 minutes of shouting, “Wake up sheeple!”  Titled Raw, Ra, Cis, Boom, Baaaaaaa!

The latest explanation for the delays in the Letters & Numbers Book.  Video title is,Push it back shove it back, Waaaaayyyyy back!!

Some alternative monetary units are explained in TWO BITS, FOUR BITS, SIX BITS, A DOLLAR. The end amount is equal to four shaves and haircuts, one byte or about half of Dan’s Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger from Wendy’s value menu without sales tax.  Close enough on date spans with the end date included.

The video, Don’t Need ‘Em, We Have Freemasons is a response video to the Synagogue of Satan’s cheer of, “We got spirits, yes we do, we got spirits, how ‘bout you?”

There’s a bit of a twist on this old standby:
S-U-C-C-E-S-S, that’s the way we spell success!
Success, yeah unless!
Lower case letters or the Hebrew alphabet give me a number I like better!

The spelling out CONFIRMATION BIAS cheer is quite popular with those that take shortcuts to force the result:
Give me a C!
<C!>
Give me an O!
<O!>
Give me an N!
<N!>
Fuck it, the total is 33.

This one gets confusing when used in front of a non gematria audience:
We are #34! We are #34!  We are #34!
Several videos bypass the confusion be the squad wearing shits with ONE=34 IN ENGLISH ORDINAL silk screened on them.

This video got pulled yesterday for violating Gematria Community Guidelines- 2,4,6,8 Who do we appreciate?  Not enough of the numbers were prime.

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It’s nice to see more options since there used to be just one cheer.

I won!  I won!
It doesn’t matter what I’ve done!
I am! The best!
At playing games of pigeon chess!
You’ll lose!  You Will!
You dumb retarded, faggot shill!
I’m right because I said so!!!!!!!!!!




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