Monday, July 31, 2017

New Terminology For This Blog

Just to be clear I'm going to put this out ahead of time. Some long time readers will know. The first of the two, I've already started to avoid "their" terminology. My terminology and the reasons for my use are here.


Ordinal.
Not really just the word ordinal, but their misuse of it when they talk about reverse ordinal. Technically, by definition of ordinal reverse ordinal is really just ordinal. Think of a set of encyclopedias. Every maker of encyclopedias uses the normal English alphabet ordering of the volumes. After volumes devoted to a single letter you end up getting to "j" and "k" which would be really thin just by themselves. So, put them together in one book. Q. Hardly worth an entire volume. Throw that in with P or R. X-Y-Z all together. So you end up with 23 volumes for the letters. Throw in a 24th with appendices and miscellaneous stuff and you have a 24 volume set, a nice multiple of six so you can justify having a volume of the month delivered to you once a month for two years, conveniently billed to your credit card. Order now and you get a tote bag. That's a perfectly good ordinal system based on the alphabet. XYZ is the 23rd volume. Ordinal #23. Maybe some rebel bookmaker wants to do it backwards, start with the end of the alphabet. The Encycopedia Titbrannica? It's still ordinal, just XYZ is now 2nd. What you mean is the 'Standard alphabetical order' and 'reverse standard alphabetical order' because the alphabet doesn't recognize XYZ as a single letter. Now I just need to figure out a way too shorten it since my crack team of acronym makers suggested Standard Alphabetical Numerical Elision and I don't like the idea of referring anything gematria related as being SANE?


Elision?
  Did you actually type 'elision?' Do you mean Ellison? Like Harlan Ellison? What's that about?


That's a term I am going to start using. I'm sick of typing "the reverse Sumerian (misnamed) cipher" all the time. Elision is a much better description than cipher to describe what's going on. It means contraction, omission or abridgement. Both ordinal and cipher have been picked for use because they sound cool and scholarly. I can throw around ten dollar words, too. I'll start off slow and begin by referring to a total, say, as being calculated with the Francis Bacon cipher (elision) and eventually drop the word cipher completely. The similarity to the name Ellison is just a happy coincidence since I'm going to use elision on purpose to annoy them. Harlan is considered to be.....kind of a dickhead.


Note:


It has been brought to my attention that the database fields containing the numerical values for the letters in the formerly misnamed ciphers could be referred to as the Elision Fields. Our staff instantly concurred that this was a top notch choice for some upcoming puns. The party bringing this to our attention gets a cookie.

The Gematria Critic Comment Of The Month, July 2017

The best part of this is the source instead of the actual comment.


"Numerology is the most harmless activity of the mentally unstable."


I don't agree on the harmless part. You wouldn't be reading this now if I did.  I do appreciate the sentiment. Loved seeing a group of people engaging in an intelligent discussion about numerology and giving it the disrespect it deserves.


Some public forum out there has a topic of the day thread. Someone shared a pro gematria post and the insults began flying. Many were harsher (and of course more juvenile) in their assessment. I did say that sarcasm scores points with me when I introduced the awards starting in May. This harmless quote may have been full blown sarcasm. It works well even with general sarcasm.


I found this by researching my daily post and it was on the top page of suggestions for my search phrase. It was a couple of years old. Maybe there are more critics out there than i expected.

Sunday, July 30, 2017

The Gematria Factual Error Of The Month, July 2017

This one has been cooking for weeks now. Cooking at a temperature hot enough to melt lead. Maybe the author of the comment thought it was the magic bullet from the smoking gun that proves tennis is rigged. Turns out the bullet was a blob of molten slag.


"The hottest temperature on Venus is 462 degrees. When she (Venus Williams) wins it will be 462 weeks to the day since her last Wimbledon championship."


First, the temperature.


The hottest? Really? How would you know that? I read this and I mentally review what I know about Venus and temperature. It's the hottest planet, not Mercury. It has an elliptical orbit and no tilted axis, so there aren't seasons like on Earth. It's covered in gas that traps heat inside which makes it hotter...Mercury just bounces solar radiation back into space. Now I turn to the Internet to find out if I'm wrong.


Well there's your problems. For one, the top search hit is NASA. Truthers frigging hate NASA. Not just because truthers suck at science in general, but specifically flat Earth and fake moon landing conspiracies. So NASA claiming what I expected, "The AVERAGE temperature is 462 degrees Fahrenheit" can instantly be dismissed as wrong if challenged. They are the enemy, sent by the Prestones (the anti-Freezmasons) to confuse us.


Virtually every other site that gives a number for the temperature is in the ballpark of 462 degrees. And often in the Celsius equivalent in addition to or even instead of the Fahrenheit temperature. Who knows if some yet undiscovered temperature scale will provide the real numerology the Niptucks intended. It might be discovered by Professor Makinschittup. The Makinschittup Scale. Nobody claims to know the hottest temperature ever recorded on Venus. Even if they did, who's to say what the hottest it ever was. We weren't there. I like the one answer I saw the best to the hottest temperature on Venus question. It translates to, "We don't know because it's so fucking hot the probes melt after a couple of hours."


So the hottest comment was a poor choice of words. Average temperature would have been good enough. In this case hotter is 'cooler' than saying 'average.' The number was picked because it conveniently matches the number of weeks between Ms. Williams Wimbledon victories.


If she wins. They also said WHEN she wins.


Uh oh. They usually don't word these things like actual predictions, settling for an if scenario. I ended up watching tennis for the first time in decades. It is a step up the sports entertainment food chain from bowling and golf. I used to play, with some skill. But this one was a must see match for me. Never have I wanted to see someone lose a match so badly in my life. And Venus, in order to keep the fine tradition of numerology being worthless at predictions, curled up into a little tennis ball and got destroyed without much noise. Or racket, if you prefer.


As a former player, I do consider myself qualified to make observations about the match. In regards to a sporting contest between two fine players (as opposed to being rigged to suit numerology needs) it was a classic match up of experience versus youth. Their seeding in the world rankings is about the same. The first set was very competitive. When Venus didn't convert at double set point and ended up losing the first set 5-7 it was pretty much match over. Muguruza broke Williams' serve in the first and third games of the second set and Venus just didn't have the stamina to keep up. Emotional strain of the car crash ordeal didn't help, I'm sure.


Temperature wrong. Prediction wrong. And the author of the comment was proclaimed to be a favorite because he's always coming up with such great ideas. Three strikes, your out. This is why football and basketball are the go to sports for gematria. There aren't enough scores and stats in the others for much numerology.

Saturday, July 29, 2017

The Simpsons Homer The Ingrate (Woodburners Episode)

The Simpsons episode, "Homer The Great" was hugely successful. It had all the elements of classic Simpsons. Pop cultural references, guest voice of Patrick Stewart, a catchy original song that was nominated for two Emmys and, in general, extremely funny.


Most notable about the plot is a biting satire of the 'secret lodge' culture that the current truther community embraces in its narratives. Better parking spaces, free home improvements, free soda and comfy chairs at work, etc.... All if you are part of the right group.


After the financial success of the show, they did what good business folk do. They made a sequel to capitalize on the first one. Not everyone got to see this. Not because it was far below the quality of the original like so many sequels are, but internal squabbles over royalties, residuals and top billing. It only aired twice before the estate of Patrick McGoohan forced it to be pulled off the air. And probably some dark, shadow empire style influence.


The story begins with Marge purchasing a wood burning kit from Ned Flanders at his yard sale. Rod and Todd had used it to make a Ouija Board which was not, according to him, "Bram Stokerly Do-kely". When they open it they find the missing EggMagic piece from the earlier episode, but not the doohickey (planchette) to move over the letters. Naturally Marge notices the oversight as there's no point in wood burning if it can't be used for satanic reasons. Marge wants to give up on it even after much pestering by Bart and Lisa. She ends up throwing it in the trash.


Homer finds it and thinks that the hot etching tool would be a good thing for Maggie to play with. Maggie burns "Call Vincent Price For Planchette" into Homer's forehead. Backwards. Despite the obvious demonic nature Homer calls when he reads it in the bathroom mirror. While waiting for Vincent Price he says, "Well at least she didn't right REDRUM. Everyone knows white rum is the only good rum."


Vincent explains that even he isn't demonically connected enough to find the planchette. Homer will need the Organization of Woodburning Lodgers. The wise OWLs. He transfers the call to the lodge. Homer chugs white rum while on hold.


Reverend Lovejoy knocks on the door with the planchette explaining a lot of the details of the Woodburners community including the requirements, rules and perks. The wood burning kit is only to be used for gematria related requests. Homer realizes that Lovejoy is a high ranking Woodburner and asks if he's number 1. Lovejoy dismisses this as silly, and all are forbidden to talk to number 1 unless he communicates to them first.


Homer sits down for a long session with the wood burned Ouija. After unsuccessfully trying to get beer, a new bowling ball and a demonic TV he grumbles how useless it is and he can't even get a "lousy piece of bubblegum" from the thing. The giant bubble from The Prisoner appears, voiced by McGoohan. After a comical variation of the famous Who's On First? skit with who is number 1 and 2 and 666, McGoohan/Bubble explains that Homer shouldn't be such an ingrate, the wood burned Ouija is for providing misinformation and useless information.


It can't predict anything, but it can let you know what celebrities are already dead. It is a huge source of detailed scientific and historical misinformation. It's previous owner was a museum curator who was too busy for it because he's taking time off to write a book.


Homer is engulfed by the McGoohan/Bubble and is taken back to The Community, now renamed the Truther Community. The We Do song from Homer the Great is reprised with updated lyrics:


Who's satanic toys are fidgets?
Who can count to just two digits?
We do. We do.


Who misquotes distance to the stars,
Keeps arsenic peach in mason jars?
We do. We do.


Who gives cartographers the fits,
By rounding map coordinates?
We do. We do.


Who thinks if Jenna Coleman died,
That she committed Jenna-cide?


We Do! WEEEE DOOOOO!!!!!


The episode ends with Homer dressing up a group of wolverines to reenact the French Indian War.
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The most notable reason for the lack of air time is that McGoohan stubbornly refused to return from the dead and wouldn't finalize remuneration details.


That, and of course that this does not really exist. I'd like to think it could. There are at least three truther videos out there that acknowledge the original, real episode and despite the mockery of the show and in the comments sections they love the attention. It's like when I spritz water on my dog. He hates it, but even though it's not high quality attention, it's some attention. So here's some more satire for you to embrace. Kudos to you for picking up any of the other Simpsons references I threw in without explanation. The reason the Simpsons has been on so long is because the writers' use of pop culture and humor is entertaining. Not because they are trying to bury numerology in the details.



Friday, July 28, 2017

The Masonic Name Club - Who Is Lucy Allowed To Date?

We've covered the limited opportunities of finding a 666 match in Satanic gematria. Now it's time to bust on reduction methods.


I've gone on record many times that when I hunt for antonyms I limit myself to ordinal and reverse ordinal. If you refuse to acknowledge that WOUND/UNWOUND and GROUP/UNGROUP are clearly opposites and have the same simple system gematria, you're just a closed minded manipulator.


It's time to give satanism a break and go to freemasonry for a reduction review. In some respects being listed here is worse than being a potential dark lord. Masonic concepts are treated with some of the same occult wonder that 666 is regarded. But you don't get the full benefits package. No fire breathing nightmare steed chariot and parking spot close to the Gates of Hell. You're just some shadow empire underling.


Thinking of Miranda Kerr from yesterday, I think the reason she and Orlando Bloom parted ways was not some selfish desire to destroy the coolest celebrity couple name ever - Kerrbloom. The marriage......yes I'll say it, exploded, because they both had celebrity lives and couldn't spend time in both marriage and celebritying (real word). So if things are going to work out long term, even if not marriage, Lucy Furcertain is going to need someone more minionish (another real word) to date. Of course the name Mason comes to mind right away. But being a demonness, she is awfully hot. Blazing hot. So I found a list of names for her to date.


By accident, or not, because who can know exactly what the shadow realm has planned with all the Niptuck confusion going on, there is a movie, D.E.B.S, starring Jordana Brewster (The Faculty). If it's not enough proof of significance that her character name is Lucy in DEBS, I also offer that she was Kim Kardashian in the OJ trial dramatization. Pure evil. Anyway, her DEBS character is a lesbian. So I have a convenient excuse to include girl names in my list.


Not all inclusive. My data generation is from:
FREEMASON (42,48)
FREEMASONRY (58,59)
MASONIC (29,43)


That's the reduction numbers in regular and reversed. MASONIC doesn't seem to be used on the blogs. But these are masonic words. I'd also like to think that Mason's family has some sway in the invisible empire. In charge of the Gates of Hell parking lot or shift manager at the mason jar manufacturing plant. As a gesture of respect, I'll leave him and his 17/28 cronies out if this. I also could have pluralized and used other weird methods. But my patience, although far above average, is not unlimited. This list is long enough. The only other allowance I made is the first few in each of these lists are Jewish Gematria totals. No cross matching between systems other than that. As a concession I'll leave out some of the more soap opera style names I could have included.


29
Diana, Aidan( her twin brother. Threesome? COOL!) Ann, Nadia (foursome?) Ted, Alana, Jen


42
Meg, Bella, Maria, Alex, Dawn, Tim, Joel, Damian, Karl, Janice, Cedric, Cecilia


43
Mark, Andrea, Barbara, Rafael, Todd, Derek, Chloe, Brick, Karla, Wanda, Mona, Annie


48
Bella, Demi, James (Ha! Told you I was dating her!), Tom, Levi, Pamela, Donna, Ethan, Graham, Ellen, Jonah, Rita, Adrianna, Claire, Brandi, Amos


58
Danica, Mabel, Lilah, Ryan, Jesse, Nathan, Nicole, Robin, Danny, Albert, Lily, Roy, Oprah (so Ellen has someone to go to the bathroom with on double dates), Pedro, Daisy, Miles, Joyce, Melinda, Harold, Toni, Natalia


59
Diane, Aiden, Fabian, Maggie, Andie, Jason, Leonid, Joann, Darlene, Brent, Herman, Bonnie, Sherri


There you go self described astute researchers! Get cracking! By your logic these people are obviously freemasons just based on their first name. Just working out all the details of everyone named Mark alone should keep you busy enough to shut the hell up for awhile.  You don't want to miss the boat and wait until they die, do you?

Thursday, July 27, 2017

Decoding Squared Satan - Lucy's Test Drive

Lucy Furcertain, queen of research of the damned, wanted a test drive in her new Mystery Mobile. Since she was born in the hellfire of '666' gematria it seemed appropriate to look at a blog with a satanic name. Never checked Decoding Satan before. Challenge accepted.


The post title is in honor of PhraseShopping. Ordinarily I would have said Decoding Decoding Satan. But here's another abuser forcing things to make different numbers.


One of Lucy's biggest concerns is where exactly this particular researcher got his start. Was there a model to follow? He has taken some liberties I've never seen before. In the most recent post we have an unusual combination of Tindering dates and Phraseshopping.


Two hundred thirty one days LATER (Caps mine). Oh really? Not content to just use 'two hundred thirty one days' you tacked a 'later' on to the end. To spell it out to get a different number. Why not 'after'? The span has a beginning and an end, why not 'before'? More? Extra? Did you buy stock in a laterhosen company and have a vested interest in how many laters are used?


He does this a lot with the laters. Lucy doesn't care about the consistency as much as a precedent that says 'gematria says you always phrase spelling out spans of days by adding the word 'later'.


Not everyone knows this, but the truther community got into an argument over flat earth gematria. One side claims the numerology is good. The other side claims the numerology is bad and (I'm not making this up) was placed by the enemy to confuse us. The world is a globe. Don't be a flat earth retard. I find the entire conflict to be silly. It's like arguing over whether the moon landing is a hoax because cats have longer whiskers than dogs vs. Satan killed all the unicorns to cover up a masonic ritual. I guess one side is supposed to be less wrong than the other.


Shouldn't other researchers be checking on this guy? What if he's supposed to after things instead of latering things. He was linked in another blog, so he's not some hermit holed up in a cave eating juniper berries and totally crazy from the solitude. If he's wrong, shouldn't someone throw a bucket of water on him and warn everyone else?




That has happened. Inaugural post, no introduction. Just a profile comment that he blogs about gematria. Just goes right into the story of the Israeli oil field. Lots of stuff  we've seen before. Gematria is done to get 732. Oh! 237 is 732 backwards! With no precedent let's just add those together because 969 is the number I'm looking for. And the most recent post has a list of 711 numbers. Victoria's Secret, Seattle False Flag, Powder Blue Dress. Where's the Satan connection? How exactly are you decoding Satan with this? I'm not sure about the color of the dress in Devil In A Blue Dress, looks like royal blue in the Denzel movie. Victoria's Secret has Angels. Is that Satanic? Is Miranda Kerr really the antichrist and we're all wrong about Jenna Coleman?


You're way short on details of how this all ties together. The only thing remotely satanic in the current post is.


REVELATION CHAPTER THREE VERSE NINE =717 in Francis Bacon. Which it doesn't. And this is a narrative about 711, not 717. Misspellings and pattern recognition 'close enough' arguments are old hat to Lucy. Must be a powder blue hat.


The bible quote gematria is way off. His research is faulty. Peer review nonexistent. They aren't looking at the work of other researchers. No indication on how he decided to use what excuse for logic he has presented. Just another site out to win some cookies, starting with the conclusion and working backwards.


At least I started this blog with an explanation of my interest in the topic. My arguments are way more factual and logical than any pro-gematria site. That's why I'm dating Lucy, not them. And you should be jealous.


She's a demon in the sack.



Wednesday, July 26, 2017

More Lack Of Critical Thinkng

Don't want Dan to think I'll ever forget about him. Here's a three part story.


After my post, "The Master of Lack of Critical Thinking" I wondered that Dan would react in typical fashion if he ever saw it. Specifically would he do numerology on it. When I type in the post title I see that in the full reduction method that yields a total awfully close, but less than 166, his magic number. Since I have critical thinking it was easy for me to connect the dots and take the next step. I understand the way the numbering systems work. The post clearly addresses Dan although not mentioned by name in the title.


Dan, the master of lack of critical thinking = 166


All he needs to to avoid the numerology is substitute Daniel for Dan. But he doesn't think that way.


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A fair amount of time ago Dan shared a story of how Ben Gleib, host of Idiotest, was a follower of his Twitter account. This was proven. No doubt about it, the screenshot he provided is solid evidence. Twitter tells you when someone is following you. The next step wasn't taken. The real story is Ben Gleib WAS following him. He commented that among his 114 followers Ben Gleib was among them. Well I checked and he wasn't there.


A perfectly logical explanation would be that Dan, being a fan, followed Ben's Twitter account. Then the account (notice, account...not Ben himself) did an auto follow return of the favor. That account is probably controlled by a publicist. After not seeing any signs of selling merchandise or other profit they simply stopped following Dan. But, for Dan this was a big deal and we get treated to some Idiotest themed YouTube numerology analysis. This isn't too bad, but...


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Dan's Bart To The Future video does get more attention than it deserves. Well over 100,000 views. I see this in the comments all the time. I was the 42nd person to watch it! And you talked about 42! Like it means something. In the case of Dan's video here he provides a screenshot showing 155 dislikes. It also shows that he gave it the 👍 himself. It's shaded in blue. And the number 155 means something because of the numerology. To finish the insanity of that plot point,"YouTube kept my dislikes at 155." As if actual people liking or disliking the video had anything to do with it. A number that you have some control over if it changes means something. The possibility for abuse is obvious.


This is an old video of Dan's. It's the Simpsons with Lisa becoming President and Homer looking for Lincoln's gold. When I first found out about it because if his mystery over the Indian tapestry comment left, I checked the comments before my post. To see if I had any more info posted between Dan's post and mine. As a gesture of good faith I disliked it just based on the content without watching it. My dislike was one of the 155. As a further gesture of good faith, I removed my dislike last week. Just to be a dickhead and change the dislikes to 154.


Somewhere between then and yesterday it was back to 155 dislikes. Odds are that Dan or one of his friends noticed the discrepancy and since 155 is magical,changed it back. As a further gesture of good faith I changed the dislikes total to 156 yesterday morning. I'll keep changing it every day just to prove the point. Partial totals, no matter how distantly separated are meaningless. And knowing that it probably drives him crazy...scratch that...crazier is just a happy bonus. Probably the only solution he has is to change the dislikes to 155 and then change the setting to Private. But where's the fun in locking people out from commenting and you getting a clue to look for more numerology?

Sandy Hook Wheel Of Fortune - I'd Like To Sell A Vowel

Once again, a concept introduced that really wasn't terribly well thought out before it was posted.


Friday, January 3, 2014. Free To Find Truth blog
33: Sandy Hook Exposed and the proof is in the numerology.


Yeah. Right.


This predates my blog by about three years, so it was not until someone specifically mentioned it to me. There is something suggested in this post that jumped out at me as being a little bit odd, different, post worthy for me.


Did you know that there's a form of gematria that you drop all the vowels? Now that you mention it, no. But I'm not surprised. I'm not surprised that it was used to force a total to be what you wanted it to be.


The name used, Lanza, also happens to remove one possible escape hatch. Oh, I didn't mean all vowels, just the letter "a". If there's one vowel to pick, that's the one that shouldn't be removed. So let's turn to linguistics and the way language really works.


Think of our Latin. Pterodactyl. The ptero- prefix relates to flight/wings. The flea is from the insect order SiphonAptera. The ptera still means flight. But the 'a' means without. Literally a siphon without wings. That's why fleas jump; they are one of the few adult insects without wings.


There are lots of words that use the a- prefix to mean without. Atypical. Amoral. Anucleate. If you need one without a second 'a' try agnostic. The powers that shouldn't be decided that gnostic and agnostic have the same numerology? I call abullshit.


Keep in mind the post title regarding proof. All of a sudden a particular type of gematria that 'proves' your point. My isn't that convenient.


Sandy Hook was a terrible tragedy. To implicate numerology having anything to show otherwise is just stupid. In this particular case it's a script so the government can take away our guns. Add that to the list. Gun control. A drill. Corporate advertising. Masonic ritual. You can use numerology for any of those, as well as proving the SPCA trying to get homeless kittens adopted. Especially when you get to make up new systems as you go along.


I thought I might be running out of material in the near future. Looks like I'll just have to check old posts if I'm without a new topic. I doubt he has the time to edit all of the mistakes.





Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Satanic Name Club, Celebrity Edition

To reinforce yesterday's post and to have a bit of fun, let's think about celebrity names. As soon as someone dies, numerology is done on famous people. Nobody cares about 85 year old Joe Schmoe in the nursing home. Celebrities make news headlines.


It's been suggested that athletes are groomed to fulfill their role in upcoming scripted events. The dark ones may be confusing, but they don't totally suck at their job. The current gematria crowd missed the entire concept of gathering a list of names like I did. And missed, for example, Arthur Anderson. He was important enough to make it to Wikipedia as he was a radio personality. Died last year. Not a peep even though he equals 666 in Satanic Gematria.


So, the invisible empire not totally sucking probably doesn't want to give away all their implanted sleeper cell minions. Until some unnamed cipher comes in to light I think they would start with middle names. Change a name until the big press conference reveals all along that their real middle name was xxxx and they are 666 in Satanic Gematria. Or their parents got lucky and didn't name them something to avoid 666. Or just to fiddle around with the math and show that to get exactly 666 in Satanic Gematria is extremely limited based on number of letters total available.


Start with a celebrity name. Keep in mind that the end result will be somewhere around 14-15 letters, so less than that. You can use an online calculator and type their name in, followed by 'n' multiple times until you get a total close to 666. (N being in the middle of the alphabet.). Or if you're feeling really mathematic a target simple gematria of 176 is the right area. It won't be more than 35 higher or lower than that.


Now, let's go back to the mockery and suggest that maybe actors were chosen to play a satanic movie role because they were practicing to fulfill that role in real life. The first thing I checked was real middle names (or at least the names we know them by until the big Oscar award speech). They didn't work here.


Linda Blair - The closest I could get was 665 with a middle name of Daisy. Mathematically, on the low end total for a 10 letter name. I'll play around later.


Gregory Peck - Yeah, stop your whining. I know he was Damien's human father in the movie. I'm mentioning him early because this is the opposite end of the Linda Blair problem. Being eleven letters there's really only three left to work with. Nothing I saw worked out. However, if the powers that shouldn't be wanted to, he could have been knighted and known as Sir Gregory Peck =666.


Mia Farrow - Holly, Tammy or Betty


Jennifer Carpenter - That's just way too many letters to begin with. Maybe the evil empire buried it into her character name, Emily Rose. I decided at times they wouldn't want to be that obvious. She's more famous as Dexter's sister, Debra Morgan. The middle name Mark fits the # of letters and total requirement. And she is a tomboy. I'm sure she could beat the crap out of me. But, Mark of the devil might be to obvious. So Mona it is since I still get that nice middle/last name alliteration.


Tom Noonan-This one is dark lord gold. He looks evil, was in a devil movie and was a serial killer! I'm surprised he and Jennifer didn't date. And get this, Satan for a middle name =666! Now we've established that the vile villains of darkness don't suck, so that's out of the question. Edwin looks good until Oscar night. I'd like to thank all my fans that made this possible! And now let it be known, I'm not Tom Edwin Noonan, I'm Tom Satan Noonan! Muahahahaha!


Al Pacino - Too short. Doesn't work. The name, that is.


Asia Argento- Here father produced one of my all time favorites, Demons. Instead of fiddling around with her birth name (Aria Maria Vittoria Rossa) I'll stick with what she's best known by. Especially since she could also kick my ass. Asia Gina Argento =666 and Gina is a nice Italian name. I think the lords of hell would approve.


The unnamed woman trying to become a Navy Seal. Not in a movie? Not yet! I thought that the media didn't release her name for security reasons. So ISIS doesn't murder her family and dogs and such. But yesterday Hubbard suggested that the media decided not to give it away. I think it will be like a Vin Diesel XXX thing. She'll have a really cool Seal code name, turn to movies and keep it. Then we will all find out that XSA THE NAVY SEAL =666 and kicks ass for Satan! Her friends can call her Pug the Navy Seal.


William Shatner - Ernest Borgnine was the cult leader in The Devil's Rain. But too many letters. I might have tried Travolta, but he's got enough problems with Hubbard issues already. So let's go with Bill. And he, Deforrest Kelley and Leonard Nimoy sang around the campfire in a Star Trek movie. So let's go with a nickname since I only have three letters. Bill Row Shatner =666. And considering some of the other circuitous logic I've laid eyes on, this isn't out of the question.


Last one, not a movie star, but a sports name that yielded some curious results. Kevin Cash is the GM for the Tampa Bay Rays. The dark ones are trying to fool us, having dropped the DEVIL from the team name. Five letter middle names that lead to a 666 total include FORTY, TRUNK, and WORTH. All could be used in a Cash context. Trunk full of cash. And, mathematically six letters doesn't work. But PROFIT has the same simple total. And, his big reveal: Kevin Pluto Cash = 666


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The epilogue here is that if you just play around with a single numbering system the direct matches are few and far between. That's why there's so much reduction going on. In this exercise, once you stray beyond the 14 letter range it becomes almost or virtually impossible to get exactly 666 in Satanic Gematria. Then these number crunchers start throwing around 10 letter reductions equal four letter non reductions and so forth. Calling William "Bill" and William in the same narrative.



Monday, July 24, 2017

Lucy Furcertain

Lucy Furcertain will now be an ongoing reference in issues pertaining to doing real research in regards to numerology instead of being reactionary and waiting for the headlines to appear. The key elements of the name are:


Lucy-fur. Get it? How are your durping recognition skills?
It equals 666 in Satanic gematria
It avoids the possibility of being a real name by changing the last name from Forcertain. That's an old Latverian surname and although my records indicate there was no "Lucy Forcertain" there was a Linus, and you never know if the family was a Peanuts fan. (Victor von Forcertain is the most famous member of the lineage. He preferred to be known as Forcertain Doom, or Dr. Doom.)

The Satanic Name Club Inaugural Members

Warning! Math alert!


Disclaimer:


This is a list of names. These are the names of real people. Several thousand at least. Some people share their name with others. If you haven't noticed by now this blog is refuting the ludicrous assertions made by the proponents of gematria.


What should you do if your name appears here? Nothing. Not a damn thing. There is not a single bit of credibility to the entire gematria process. It's a scam. It's an excuse to promote conspiracy theories shrouded in occultism and inaccurate science.


This post ties together some concepts scattered throughout the blog. To start with, the completely unscientific approach used. How do they use it? They use the word research in the sense of the way a newspaper researches a story, which is not the same as scientific research. My approach here is far more scientific. There approach allows completely vague and indefinite results that can, and should, be easily dismissed.


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How this list of names was generated:
Despite some attempts to distance themselves from the frivolous significance of the number '666' it is constantly referred to every time it appears. There's an entire numbering system called SATANIC. Which is just an excuse to generate different numbers from the same word(s). People's names are certainly significant. Since "Chance the Rapper" just happened to deserve a mention equaling 666 in Satanic, I set out to make a list if real names that have the misfortune of bearing that same total.


Satanic is really simple+35. A=36, B=37, etc... For starters, mathematically you have to have at least 11 letters. zzzzzzzzzzu=666. Good luck finding a word or two that has 11 letters that equals 666. On the other end, there can't be more than 18 letters. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas=666. Just like the gifted letters in Chance the Rapper there's a limited window of reasonably common names that fit between the high and low ends. By the time you get to the ten letter last name Montgomery it's virtually impossible to get a four letter first name in the mix. Most of the letters fall in to the mid and upper end of the alphabet. Somewhere around 14-15 letters total is workable. I used the Mongabay site for common names. First names are usually short, last names longer. I picked some of the most popular last names, then found reasonable first names to match with them. To simplify the math I used the Gematrix.org site database.


Another reason not to panic if your name appears here (or a friend's name) is that this is far from all inclusive. If I realm believed in this (or they did) it would be easy to make a computer program to do it. But real researchers don't believe in this, so it has happened. They just stick to chance(the rapper) coincidence on what shows up in the news headlines. This list also doesn't address the many cheats. If Brandi Anderson had middle name beginning with C Brandi C. Anderson would make it here. And they have 7,589,432,659 different numbering systems. And 42=24. And so on. Everyone's name equals 666, it's just a question of the gyrations needed to get there. This is just ordinaryish first and last names. Last names I looked at have at least seven letters. The list itself is:


In popularity of last name order
Tiffany Johnson
Robert, Patrick, Barbara Williams
Arthur, Hunter, Johnny, Michael Anderson
Denise, Selena Thompson
Keith, Julia, Colin, Casey, Eliza, Marta, Gavin, Kendra, Bryce, Karin Rodriguez
Venus, Patsy, Hannah, Damien, Elaine, Carina, Reagan Hernandez
Ruth, Leo, Eve, Jim Richardson
Leon, Esau, Juan, Erin, Noel, Lena, Ivan, Lula Washington
Elena Cunningham
Gene Montgomery


Don't you think we would already know some details about the many Jim Richardsons out there by now? Instead of waiting for someone to die? Poor Damien and Reagan. Thanks to movies they probably already get enough teasing. And, Tiffany. Not only does she have to be suffering through just being Tiffany, now a group of pinheads is just waiting for her star to rise, then fall so she makes it to a headline since some group of idiots thinks het name is a mystical vessel for her fate.


Time to add some new characters to my recurring cast list. I need to give my dog some attention now. Soon though, I'll figure out if something like Lucy McDevilgal =666.



Sunday, July 23, 2017

Gematria Social Calendar 2017/2018

I made it through yesterday with only suffering through two Pi references. One quick tweet and this one by Hubbard- Linkin Park cancelled their tour after the band member suicide. The official tweet was sent out at 3:14. Date 22/7, Time 3:14 and going through the usual reminders on how TWENTY TWO DIVIDED BY SEVEN =314 22/7 =3.14 and so on. Then he does the gematria on the name of the tour and indicates wow holy crap, The Linkin Park One More Light North American Tour equals (drum roll)....


223


Whoa! Not 227? How did that happen? If I were forced to guess I think he just got lost while searching for Pi references and missed that he was off by four. As opposed to suggesting that 223 is close enough to 227.


Well if your searching so hard for meaningless Pi references that we get this and National Ant Day then we just need a reason to party every day. Pythagoras was the father of the Greek frat party and I'm sure he was always looking for an excuse. Since I wasn't overwhelmed with Pi references on 22/7 I'm feeling generous again, and I'll start with some easier ones. It is more than halfway through the year, so some of these must wait until they cycle through to 2018. These are all real days that can be verified by Googling. Maybe later I can make up some on my own in the quest to party every day.


National Ant Day - already covered. 4/17/2017. National Ant Day does have the decency to equal 227 instead of 223.


National Aunt and Uncle Day - Also covered. 7/26/2017. Illogically logical extension of National Ant Day.


National Pie Championships
My article was undated and merely said "six days ago" so we just missed it. It doesn't look like it's a National Pie Day and wont necessarily be the same date every year. Maybe a campaign can get it set for 7/22/2018. Or better yet, turn it into a week long Bacchanalian of engorging on pie and performing masonic blood sacrifices.


Cheesecake Day
Remember, cheesecake is really a type of pie. And it's only an approximation of pie since it's not called cheesepie. And this is really, really cool. PEACE and CHEESE both equal 105. So yo can celebrate by eating a peace of cheese cake/pie! I'll be extremely disappointed if this isn't made official by 2018. April 30th.


Circus Day
This is a top notch date, too. Circus is etymologically related to circle. Three ring circus, all you need is a fourteen to go with it and, bingo! 314! And clowns. Don't forget the clowns. Truly frightening even when not Killer Klowns From Outer Space. Something masonic /ritualistic going on there. You don't fit that many clowns in a tiny car without some kind of pact with the devil having bee made. And with Killer Klowns you have a ready excuse to use the Fillipino/Manilla misspelllling cipher! And it's also 4/17 like Ant Day! Looks like 4/18 will be Gematria Hangover Day!


Mathematics Day
I've already figured out how to use this one. The official date is 12/22. Hang in there, this makes just as much sense as anything else in Gematria. We already have the 22. Lots of businesses and TV shows have Christmas in July specials. Just celebrate July for Christmas and change the 12 to 7. 7/22 or 22/7. I don't think mathematicians will be insulted by this. Note to self: Need to search for National Sarcasm Day.


Idiot Day
Might as well embrace the misquoting of Pi on a day that the sane world views you for what you are. Maybe if you rename it Humble Pi day nobody will notice. 3/23


I also searched for 360 degrees and found a citing for the 360 Nationals. It's a car race thing in Iowa. But it's not a calendar day. However, Dan being from Iowa and race tracks being ovals, this might mean something. Unless Idiot Day is enough for him.

Saturday, July 22, 2017

Time To Play One Of My (Donald) Trump Cards (Updated)

Since Hubbard and the Kelvinator have complained about all the hard work they've been doing without any reward, I figured this would be a good time to help them out. Encourage retirement.


You don't need to glean the daily headlines and search for matches. The numbers are already there. Lots of them ready and waiting. You can just do a colleen style video, but in reverse. Or a blog post. I have a list of Donald Trump numbers for you to get you started.


I did have to stick to a couple of rules. You can't convey the proper lack of disrespect by simply listing every number means Donald Trump.


Name: Without too much PhraseShopping, let's just stick with Trump, Donald Trump, Donald John Trump and Donald J. Trump. Those are commonly used.


Dates: Just birthday and Inauguration date. Could have added a couple I'll leave out once I get to prime numbers.


Other: Let's keep this simple and assume that 45th President is good enough. No State he was born in, family members, etc....


The Numbers: No single digits. The four digit numbers I found weren't prime. So just two or three digits. Of course. Prime number lists are huge with these guys. I'll use them. I won't get into "sum of divisors" and other crazy junk. Just primes. The (misnamed) ciphers used are the ones that currently show on the Kelvinator's Basic Calculator screen, excluding Sumerian which is regular x 6. And none of that 45=54 bullshit.


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Donald Trump - 44,48,60,36,138,159,60,589,849,523,136
Trump - 25,29,22,88,47,29,470,700,263,100
Donald John Trump - 68,76,49,185,220,66,85,977,710,177
Donald J. Trump - 40,148,176,859,568,152


1/20/2017 - 59, 38
6/14/1946 - 85, 66


And of course, 45


Prime conversions,bigger to smaller
97=25 263=56 977=165 859=149


Prime conversions, smaller to bigger
36=151,25=97(repeat), and going through the others. 109,79,457,509,89,337,383,227(pi!),317,439,173,163,317,193,223,281,197


I count 64. And that's being generously low on numbers they can insist mean Mr. Trump.


All that's left to do is let your cookie seeking buddies crunch the numbers on the headlines...cut and paste, type, by hand. Match to any of these numbers. We already know what you're going to say about Freemasonry/Synagogue of Satan/Zion/Scottish Rite/ ad nauseum. If they can't find matches out of all these choices, no Cookie Crunch cereal for them...Unless they simply substitute one name instead of Trump. Like Putin.


You're not providing any value. Just mindlessly matching things that by the laws of probability have to match up with other things. Kind of hard to get any real meaning out of something that allows WET DISH TOWEL provide "synchronicity" with "Synagogue of Satan". You choose on purpose to connect things to nonexistent occult forces. So if it bothers you that you don't get rewarded for your meaningless work, just quit.


Update - Without much effort, I watched TV and typed in names of actors as they appeared in the show and commercials. I'm 15 minutes I matched 16 of 19. With 15 different ciphers. Even with overlapping results, what are the odds that you can't match anyone to Donald Trump with over two hundred numbering systems? That's the number Hubbard threw out there earlier this week.


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Friday, July 21, 2017

Go Fund Me Or Go F*** Yourself

In order to create an alternative to frivolous fundraising campaigns I have created my own. Disgusted with the exceedingly low standards of the better known sites I have chosen my platform to be Go Fund Me Or Go Fund Yourself. Since I find the idea of people keeping their money instead of giving it to me, I choose to call this site Go Fund Me Or Go F*** Yourself.


There is a rule that money raised must go towards the actual stated purpose of the campaign. Macaroni and cheese recipes have already been done. So, I actually had to spend some time figuring out some specific details to appease the site's standing committee on SOFA. Standards Of Frivolity Adherence. Yes, they stand on the SOFA. They didn't just accept, they applauded my intended uses.


Education:
It's excruciatingly obvious that numerologists have poor educational levels. A core value of the fundraiser will be to initiate our children into real world math, science, grammar and history. Approved schools will receive packets of material on the, "Numerology Is For Zeroes" program. In addition to the program slogan, children will be provided a wide selection of other materials with other useful nuggets of wisdom. Pencils, backpacks, calculators, etc... Proudly emphasizing the owner is part of the program. Here are some slogans:


I think 74=74! Ask me why!
Wolverines are not wolves!
Pi and numerology are irrational!
Dead celebrities are dead. Live with it.


Vin Diesel has been contacted to be spokesperson. The intent is for him travel around from school to school emphasizing that although his name reminds you of VIN car identification numbers, diesel engines and he was in a bunch of car movies that go fast that it's all just a coincidence.


Phone apps:
1). Just in case its needed people should be able to quote the exact distance from the Earth to the Sun at any time. The app itself will be free. The distance will automatically update and reported in both kilometers and miles. The only requirement is a Terms Of Service check box that must be marked to download.


"I agree that by downloading this application I acknowledge that the science involved in this technology proves that the Earth is a globe, the Moon landing was not a hoax and in general a lot of other shit about stuff going on is real."


Since people general don't read these terms an additional checkbox will indicate that if they really, really agree then they get a free box of Girl Scout Cookies. Real science can reward with cookies, too.


2). Data Encryption
So when you type in VERACIOUS you get a meaningless jumble like, %4svvAw@poBxlL that can be deciphered exactly back to VERACIOUS.


Similar terms of service check box.


"I agree that veracious does not mean dishonest and more importantly, not the number 113 which by itself needs further deciphering and is therefore utterly meaningless."


3). The Jenna Coleman game. Each time data is submitted that is exactly equal to '666' a recording of Boris Karloff will play saying, "Muahahahaha!"


Real Life Survival Kit:
1). An arsenic mirror. These mirrors are still under development, and the technology is so top secret I risk grievous bodily harm mentioning it. For some reason peach pits are going to waste when perfectly good arsenic could be manufactured from them. And....wait. Real science. Skip the part about arsenic mirrors used as a non toxic replacement for mercury. An ordinary hand mirror can be used. If you are suspicious of, for example, a speed limit sign showing the top speed as 52 in a numerology school zone, use the mirror to show the correct speed of 25.


2). A cigarette lighter and a small, pointy stick
To snap you back to reality in case you find yourself starting to believe any of this gematria nonsense.


3). A copy of my book.


4). More cookies. In case low blood sugar is the problem and the lighter or stick don't work. And you can never have enough cookies.

Thursday, July 20, 2017

The Master Of Lack Of Critical Thinking

One of my common themes is the remarkable lack of consistency in application of anything resembling a rule to be followed. One time they'll spell out 2017 to 'two thousand seventeen.' The next time it's 'two thousand AND seventeen'. Here's numerology on a license that adds the numbers to the letter values. Here's the Korean KN-17 rocket on just the KN.


If nothing else, Dan is remarkably consistent on not understanding criticism when he's being mocked. Here's another one. In case any of my friends at T.A.S are tuning in I'll recap several past instances first.


1). Somebody posts a comment on an NBA video he made and used the word 'spurious.'. He immediately acknowledges he is not familiar with the word. Then proceeds to show he interprets this as a clue to do numerology on the San Antonio Spurs.


2). Dan's video on the Simpson's Indian casino episode. Someone jokingly suggests that INDIAN TAPESTRY must equal 666. He posts the comment on the blog and replied to it on his YouTube Channel that he has no idea what they are talking about.


3). Dan's favorite number is 166. It keeps turning up. Not understanding that based on values and average length of words that statistically it should show up often, especially when he's crunching through hundreds/thousands of words a week. I post a comment on the blog. Immediately, it's a clue! And it just so happens my name equals 166. To him it's marvelous synchronicity and part of the deep meaning of his life. When in reality it only serves to prove my point that lots of things equal 166. (e.g. TOY TRAIN SET, ICED TEA WITH LEMON)


And now the Simpsons' episode, $pringfield. Maybe it's a mental block about Simpsons and gambling since that's a theme in this one, too. Marge develops a gambling problem. Side story is that Mr. Burns turns into an obvious parody of Howard Hughes. Not only does Dan miss the point, he hears the word Freemasons and immediately thinks it's a clue. Burns has gone completely crazy. The writers decided on what would be a good example for a crazy person to do. Hallucinating, he envisions microbes on Smithers' face saying, "Freemasons run the country."


Another clue that he should consider thinking that what he does is nuts. And it gets the complete opposite result as he proudly posts the story on his blog.


I sure hope he gets around to the South Park episode sometime. That would be classic.

Gematria Debunked By Doing Bull****!

Not just the inherent, utter stupidity, but literally by doing Gematria on 'bull****'. Let's put another tally mark in the column of Things Done That Weren't Terribly Well Thought Out Before Doing Them.


On July 12th Dan reported on the Chris Paul trade in his Mindless Freaks blog. He was lured into this by the headline, which specifically mentioned Paul's thoughts about an aspect of the trade being 'bullshit'. Or at least that's inferred because the news service does not allow naughty words before 11pm and spelled it out 'bull****' in the headline.


Yeah, he did the numerology exactly as it appeared in the article. But now in addition to the NIPTUCKs having to rig every play of every sporting event they have to rig naughty words in post game press conferences and any time an athlete makes the news. It could have been 'bulls**t'. How about 'bullsh*t' if the reporter is feeling really frisky and wants to sneak that by the editors? Maybe '********' if he's scared to death of his editor and fears loss of his job? Or he hates his job and doesn't give a f**k, thinks his boss is a c***s***** and spells it out, 'bullshit?'


Hard to imagine exactly what the nearly infinitely powered entities intended when spoken words get transcribed into writing if you have to worry about how many *s you need to substitute.


I use the word jackwipe a lot. As far as I know I'm the only person it does. I bypass more common words I substitute it for. By context you can tell I mean 'asshole'. Or A**hole. Or A****le. Whatever. If someone wants to complain about my blog, do the NIPTUCKs expect full disclosure, or is it naughty enough that the right gematria is for j***wipes? In the same vein, Hubbard posted a long, heart warming story a bit ago about the difference between a 'nigger' and a 'nigga'. Thought better of it and took it down within hours. My interpretation was justification of doing gematria on 'nigger' which he has done before. Probably didn't want any more trouble with Google censorship. But think about the problems for gematria users if they get to define what's offensive and do the numerology on their own personal asterisking. I personally am offended by the capital F. Because I have completely lost the ability to write a cursive F longhand.


I think the nearly infinitely powered though utterly confusing super beings have better things to do than monitor this asterisk bull****. There are dunks to be missed so the half time score is 59-58 that means FREEMASONRY to be rigged. Green Bay needs to score 44 points sometime because they are in Wisconsin. Other really important stuff going on.


And if you don't agree with me, then you're a poopyhead. Er...p***yhead.

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

And How Exactly Do You Know That?

In my science studies bugs are of particular interest. So anything buggy catches my eye. Having seen how the so called researchers suck at their job, it gives me an opportunity to share a real life story which has an application to numerology. Specifically: Quantities. How can you know what exactly the right number is at times.


This pre-dates my monthly awards since it's from April. I just dismissed it at the time as another lame attempt to promote Pi being equal to 22/7. National Ant Day was on April 17th this year. Using the seldom seen ALW (misnamed) cipher you get 174. Ohhhhh! Pattern recognition! 4/17 -174! You win a cookie! Then, as always happens, anytime Pi comes up it needs to be mentioned. NATIONAL ANT DAY = 227 in reverse. Even though this has nothing to do with ants. I saw Pi! I get a second cookie to feed to my ants! Now let's shoot for a third cookie!


The largest ant farm recorded had 2,270 ants in it. Oh really? How did you know that? I guess that ANTS and PICNIC having the same numerology wasn't good enough. I knew it, but from personal experience know that this record was broken by an antstronomical amount. But let's recap the different ways this could be wrong.


I'm assuming you mean living ants. What if one got squished in the counting process?
What if the count was just wrong? One escaped and missed the counting process?
What if someone with more modesty had more ants in their ant farm? They didn't bother with silly things like records?
Why ant farms? Do the NIPTUCKs care about those more than ants living in the wild?
Bees are taxonomically related to ants (hymenopterans) maybe bee hives should count?
What if a larvae just hatched? Ant farms don't typically have queens, but could. What if an adult is just about to pop out of its casing. I'm assuming only adults count.


I could come up with more, but you get the point.


Now, at the risk of cluing them into another cool coincidence - the real story-


The 2,270 number is an old, old number. This used to be carried in the Guinness Record book. Technically it referred to the children's toy ant farm, Uncle Milton's Ant Farm. Even if it's a teeny sized ant, that's a shitload of ants for the space available. I'm guessing the majority were added just prior to the official count. Compare a test tube used to culture bacteria. Eventually the bacteria eat all the food and/or the bacteria kill themselves off by drowning themselves in bacteria poopy. The same reason you need to change the water in your fish tank; to get rid of ammonia.


When my buddies and I at the Entomology Dept. heard of this record we determined that we were going to destroy it. First step was to contact Guinness about what exactly qualified as an 'ant farm'. After hearing our plans, and obviously having lower standards than they do now, they gave the thumbs up and we started building.
To raise insects for lab experiments, dissections and irradiation in the nuclear reactor (yes, that was cool!) we used metal wash basins. We modified these through the extremely technological method of cutting holes in the sides with a power saw. Some plastic tubing from the hardware store (washing machine hosing-for wash basins, we're not savages and have some scientific standards!) and duct tape and we connected them together in one big ass ant farm. Dirt was....dirt cheap. I.e., free. After the only real work involved we dug up a colony, found a queen ant some starter workers and larvae and transplanted them into our farm, which by this point we named Aunt Mildred's Ant Farm. Yes, I had a lot to do with that name. After some trial and error on what the right size was, quantity of dirt, etc...we had a pretty good balance. Food was no problem. Our ants loved cockroaches, dead or alive. We were also growing their food supply all along.


Escapees were a HUGE problem. For cockroaches a ring of petroleum jelly around the top of the basin was good enough. But these are ants. We admitted defeat and just lived with ants crawling around the lab on a regular basis. Mind you, this was just a vanity project, no grades involved.


We had been in contact with Guinness throughout the months of this undertaking. They assured us that our standards were acceptable. All ants from the same colony. None just dumped into the basins prior to the official count. Aunt Mildred qualified as an ant farm. There was some haggling over the official count, and it was agreed to use even multiples of 100 ahead of time. Adults only.
The final tally:


174,000 ants. In 220 wash basins connected over seven lab rooms. (Not part of the record, but from our project notes.)


It was like year end inventory at a retail store. Only with escaped ants everywhere and lots of alcohol.


But our victory was ephemeral. That's an insect joke. A couple of years later Guinness changed their minds and reverted to the old record of 2,270. A copy of the letter sent to the Entomology Dept. was forwarded to me. Aunt Mildred had been disqualified. Some small satisfaction was gained when Guinness decided a couple of years later to just drop the record altogether, I'm assuming as too frivolous. For now the record shows as largest colony in the wild listed in miles and kilometers, not the count on number of ants. You can find that by Googling. I guess that this commenter had an old Guinness Record book, although given the track history of gematria just making shit up I have doubts.


The story is not quite finished. A comment to the cookie winner's comment suggested that National Aunt And Uncle Day is coming up. That's July 26th. We'll see if they want to stretch this out into another meaningless Pi reference then. For Aunts. Without Uncles. Because that would make all kinds of fucking sense.

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Gematria Is Satanic! Really!

If you've been following here lately you've seen the big rage is now "Reverse Sumerian" which is Reverse Ordinal x 6. I said to myself, "I wonder if they missed any possible 666 numerologies?" They've surely missed them until recently when the Reverse Sumerian concept was introduced. But what about all the 111 combinations since early this year when Reverse Ordinal was proclaimed sound and meaningful? Surely these astute researchers wouldn't have missed all those. Instead of waiting for a convenient news headline to pop up.


They missed a few. Actually a lot. Yep. They really, really suck at this. The first three I list are pretty damaging and can't be admitted to. Some other notables I'll go into detail on. Then I'll just fill out the long list to show how many they've missed so far. First though, broad concepts.


They've spread use of GENESIS. The old explanation of how HUMANITY equals 666 and numbers have duality and this word is not evil. Since they always emphasize the negative n things and choose purposefully to use a number to mean what they want and ignore the ever growing list of direct antonyms I've created I think it's fair to me to suggest that these are evil, merely because they total 666. That's why the first three should really clue an astute researcher into the frivolity of the entire gematria process.


I'm using no reduction methods here. I can play the PhraseShopping game all day long with that. This is strictly Reverse Ordinal =111 x 6=666. Linguistically and mathematically, you can't have anything less than five letters. Since anything other than acronyms has a vowel the five letter words that equal 666 are few and far between. Once you hit 10 letters it's already heavily into phrase territory instead of a single word. Ordinal totals of 51 for a five letter word = 111 in reverse. For each letter, add another 27 to the 51 ordinal total. (6 letters=78, etc...)


So now let's see what Refucil has to work with that they missed:


Isopsephy
Holy Shit. The definition is: The Greek practice of adding up values of individual letters in a word to arrive at a single total. In other words, Gematria. What are the odds? Maybe this, although paradoxical is meaningful. Do you want to play the antonym game with me or scrap 666=evil entirely?


God's Word, God's Truth
Well, it doesn't specify which God, but....you don't often hear people on the street talking about the word of The Flying Spaghetti Monster.


Blade - Only sensible five letter word I found. Could be the vampire slayer. Good, bad? Little of both? Might see this one pop up.


Montana, Hawaii
I always hated these states. Now I know why. Hmmm...how did the astute researchers miss these so far?


Batman, Robbie
That explains a lot...


October
Might see this one when Halloween comes around.


5 letters
Ajjab - Muslim name
AEHIS - An acronym


6 letters
hiding, banker, retail, Camaro, indian, falcon, before, Philae, magpie, Dennis, recall, cheeks


7 letters
Patrick, Kennedy, dolphin, Pauline, mistake, scarlet, Antares, fingers, dragons, musical, Archons, Himmler, Sherman, ability


8 letters
solitude, ancestry, rock star, pyramids, Ferguson, brothers, the world, Infowars, Internet


9 letters
astrology, furniture, pseudonym, volunteer, I got stung


10 letters
lustful sex, the two ways


Some of those like astrology also might reasonably show up. Or furniture for anyone who has struggled to take a couch upstairs.


Also be prepared for crap like DEMON which equals 51 in ordinal, but not 111 in reverse, to be matched with FALCON which equals 51 in ordinal and 111 in reversed. I can play that cross matching game all day, too.





Monday, July 17, 2017

And There You Go

Early post on Free To Find Truth Today.


Genesis = 666 in "Reverse Sumerian"


Sumerian.


With a 922 cuneiform alphabet character set.


Because that makes all kinds of fucking sense.

Gematria Debunked By Trying Too Hard To Look Cool

This might get a little too much for religious types. I think I have a good handle on how not to be antagonistic about theological matters. But since the fidget spinner fiasco is fresh on my mind this is the best time to bring it up.


The reason that the fidget spinner being Satanic became so trendy and autocompleted immediately on my Google search was that the Church of Satan got word of how gematria "proves" they are Satanic by arriving at '666'. I've been busting on numerology's Beavis and Butthead style fascination with that total for months. (Jenna Coleman game, Tickle Me Helmo for example). This number just can't go by without some Butthead mentioning it in an attempt to win a cookie. Or bong hit, or whatever. Every time it shows up. Even though it has nothing to do with the narrative. Fire kills family of 18 in Ohio. Solar eclipse masonic ritual sacrifice. And the names of two of the children equal 666! Ha!


Dumb asses. In short, the Church of Satan's response translates to. "Shut up you conspiratorial douchenozzles. It's just a number." Bingo. Nothing theological about the response. And what they probably don't realize is the convoluted gyrations that go on to reach that number, including the fidget spinner.


In the specific case of the spinner this highlights the recent creation (not discovery!) of new numbering systems. Particularly Reverse Ordinal, z=26, ...a=1. Before that everything that equaled 666 based on the regular order was all we knew was 'evil'. Now there's a whole bunch of new words that just happen to equal 666 that these 'astute researchers' never acknowledged before. But this doesn't mean discard the old data. You can use either! And any of the 4,813,027,641 other numbering systems! As long as you get to 666!


Since I've acknowledged intent to make this more theological than I normally do, I offer a fairly tame religiously toned analogy. Jesus can walk on water. Ok. I'll give you that. But could he walk on top of the water in my bubble bath? No. Oh wait! Soap bubbles have a prism effect. Rainbows are cool. Yeah. We just discovered he can walk on bubble baths last week. Koi ponds. Yeah. We didn't think he could at first. But he did some pretty impressive stuff with fish. Yeah. He can walk on koi ponds. Eventually we'll end up with Jesus walking on every type of water. COMPLETELY MISSING THE POINT OF THE ORIGINAL STORY.


Just like gematria tries and fails miserably to make math and science part of the mix, the existence of anything remotely sacred, mystical or occult is to give it a false sense of illusional coolness. And specifically in the case of the Bible a handy source of a bitchload of numbers to quote. Do you know how many times 666 is mentioned in the Bible? Three. And the first two have nothing to do with the evil context that it is universally associated with now. The number of the beast is the most impactful if the references. I would think people would be more interested in the End Of Days. Even without plate glass windows chopping off David Warner's head and Bruce Dickinson singing about 666. But if hopefully open minded little Johnny does his homework he can also find that it does not instantly, without any uncertainty, mean that one number is 'evil'.
 
One of the top gematria users might get the bright idea to try and distance themselves from fidget spinners, but the black cat is out if the bag. Now you've gotten a lot if unwanted attention. The next logical step for open minded little Johnny is to realize that 58 and/or 59 does not always mean FREEMASONRY. I can turn any two digit number into a ridiculous scenario or even a somewhat believable one. Much to the regret of Peter Falk's family and admirers, the Girl Scouts and avocado farmers everywhere. Yep. Did that one. Also did chipmunks, gophers and mumps as a believable one. And simply put, as I finished in my last post, do you really think some super powerful force cares about the FIDGET anagram, GIFTED?? Gifted student. Gifted athlete. Gifted ...theologian. That's a pretty positive spin for one adjective. You don't usually hear talk about gifted crack heads or gifted pizza delivery drivers.





Sunday, July 16, 2017

Fidget Spinners Are Satanic

In my looking for stupid comment travels I had a video show up in my radar about fidget spinners being the work of our good friend, the mighty Lucifer. I can understand this. I've never seen one live and in person. But from what I've heard they can be extremely annoying to bystanders. Jennifer Tilly's voice for a full movie kind of annoying. But when I see that Gematria proves it.....let's just say I'm a bit skeptical.


At first I was tempted to disregard the topic in its entirety. Some rebel Jennifer Tilly stalker trying to stir up trouble or such. But in my never ending quest for knowledge (and potential application to the Jenna Coleman game) I started digging into this.


To begin with. Search engines - As soon as you type in "Fidget Spinners Are S-" autocomplete immediately recommends satanic. Perhaps there is more to this. Get the kids while they are young and impressionable.


I now have some videos to choose from. Here's one less than 3 minutes. Good. I don't want Satan to catch me checking up on him. And, I also did a calculation ahead of time and was really just confirming my suspicions. FIDGET = 111 in Reverse Ordinal. Well there's your problem.


Mathematically everything that equals 111 in ordinal = 666 in Sumerian/English (depending on which version of the devil you are invoking). When you get 111 in Reverse Ordinal you end up with 306 in Sumerian/English. But whatever. Perhaps it's reverse Sumerian/English worshipping the antiantichrist, the lived, Natas, or my personal favorite, Reficul because it sounds like one of those drugs that has more side effects than benefits.


Isn't the problem just the name? Sure they throw some design symbolism in the mix and show fancier ones that look like a ninja throwing star with tattoos. But it's the name FIDGET without SPINNERS that's the lead in to 111. What if they named them "Busy Spinners?" Or Annoying As Fuck Spinners? Or Tilly Spinners? Would Satan care anymore? Would Jennifer miss out on her Chucky movie role which certainly had Satanic overtones to the plot? How deeply does the Dark Lord care about this?


It doesn't seem to be the toy itself. When I was young we had "clackers". Two glass balls attached together with string. They also looked like a ninja weapon and made Jennifer Tilly's voice seem downright soothing in comparison. If they were called "fidget balls" the Dark One would be pleased and we'd have no need for the spinners. When I got older there was a Nerf boomerang that was roughly the same shape. Did Satan appreciate the symbolism but since Jennifer had no movie career he didn't instruct his minions to call them Nerf Fidgets?


And don't forget, if Reverse Ordinal hadn't been discovered recently we might not even know about this. Children would be tucked in bed, sleeping with their precious clacking, spinning or foaming toy from hell while it whispers quietly in their ear - "Worship Me. Kill your parents. The NBA is rigged. Lust for Jennifer Tilly. Ask for a pony for your birthday." Or whatever a dark one whispers to children.


Six months ago I would have thought that Satanic Toys (other than in Full Moon Entertainment movies) would be the nuttiest concept I'd ever hear in the gematriverse. Now I'm not so sure. But I do have some parental advice. Not in regards to the toys. Pray your children are at best mediocre in every aspect. Because GIFTED is an anagram for FIDGET.

Saturday, July 15, 2017

The Results Of The Colleenoscopy Are In

It doesn't look good. There's some blockage from eating some bad Pi.


colleen got around to a video for #113. One of my favorites. The subtitle is - The code for 'this is fake.'


I'm already armed with my perfectly good direct antonym of their dishonest rhetoric. Veracious =113.


As is so typical, some dumb ass couldn't resist the attempt to fire off something that sounds impressive, even though it's dead wrong and completely irrelevant to the topic.


355/113 = Pi


Dude. Even if that were true, which it's not. Do you realize that you posted that on the video for things that are fake?


Or are you some unknown to me critic that has very subtly found a way to jab at them? There's a lot riding on this. If you're pro gematria - you win a cookie. If you're a critic, you probably just won my monthly award.

Time For A Colleenoscopy

I'll begin with a truther that goes by the name Chigozie Truth. The list of videos is typical. XXXXX tragedy is a hoax. XXXXX celebrity fake death. XXXXX fake news. What a shocker. Chosen fairly at random, immediately I can tell it's BS.


 Going through the comments. Bill Paxton's (fake) death. "Ever notice how so many actors supposedly die while filming their last movie.". Chose that video at random. Lack of critical thinking. Check, got that. Presumably in addition to the money, actors do it because they love to act. As long as there is an unfinished film they were cast in when they bought the farm they died during their last movie.


Critical comment on video by someone else - why is everything a hoax? Doesn't anyone ever just die? Chigozie response - blah blah blah....my numbers prove it!


Nah. Not even close. Same old two digit bullshit numbers.


The problem with that defense is of course, the choice of topic. Since this is just another sad attention whore there are never any happy stories. No puppies rescued from abusive, drug addicted hippies living in a van.


Which brings us to colleen, who I'm guessing isn't a big fan of the Francis Bacon (misnamed) cipher. The lack of capitalization on her (why do I think this is really an old timer under a different name??) name was her choice.


No audio. Just some background music and typing words and phrases into the Kelvinator's spreadsheet. Showing all the cool things that these numbers mean. Synagogue, Ministry, Scottish Rite, blah blah blah. PhraseShopping at ground level. As I type this there are only four videos, 105, 117, 223 and of course the inevitable 666.


These gematriajunkies have years of research on me and a stockpile of old "cool" phrases to fall back on. And just like a bad B movie they use the stock footage of the dam blowing up over and over every time the number blows...I mean shows...up. But I can and did make some alternatives that you'll never see in their videos and blogs. Unless by chance someone dies because they laughed themselves into a coronary arrest watching cute kitten .gifs.


This should be a short lived series of videos from colleen. There are only so many small, workable numbers without extreme and obvious PhraseShopping. Like the made up word I saw, "circumventriloquism." In theory, I could post my lists on each video, but they get off on the attention* so there's no point. A purpose of this blog is to present the realistic alternative to the uninitiated. Johnny comes him from school, "Mommy, Billy found out Bill Paxton's death was a hoax! And Gematria proves it!". Mommy Google's gematria, finds this and other info about what is really going on. And if little Johnny has any functioning brain cells and an open mind realizes the Chigozies and colleens of the world are nutters. Johnny graduates with honors and cures cancer. Oh...too much a stretch....makes a better mousetrap. The sarcasm and ridicule is for my entertainment.


Only a few of these are in systems other than Ordinal, Reverse Ordinal and their reductions.


105
Sunny afternoons at the shore
Peace
Charity
Lunchtime
All is well
Martini
Sandwiches
Mashed potatoes with gravy


117*
Ladybug
Cheese
Kind words
Dearest
Jugglers
Wedded
Smiling faces
Reading a really good book
Enjoying
Great sex
Love and kisses from Dad


And just to prove that I can be proactive instead if just reactive. I've picked a number that should compare favorably to colleen's list if she gets around to it. So far she hasn't done:


107
It's my favorite TV show
My girlfriend is cute
Solace
Cherry pie
Party hat
Ode To Joy
A pony ride
Cute pets
Gorgeous
Happiness
Sunshine
Rainbow
Good times
Desserts
Lollipop
Forgiving
Championship winners


These 'positive energy' words and phrases were created by trial and error. If you want to give Johnny homework to reinforce that all numbers can have happy meanings just have him think happy thoughts and turn him loose on a gematria calculator. You may notice a lot of these are food related. There's a good reason. People like food. People make lots of different kinds of food. We haven't gotten to the point where everything is called Soylent Something, yet. So we name our food. That's the way language works. Picture the Niptucks worrying about Gordon Ramsay's new dish and wondering if there will be confusion on their plans for faking Bill Paxton's death.


*. However, I do have another 117 that might get posted.


Gematria is idiotic=117





Friday, July 14, 2017

Gematria Debunked By Trying To Annoy Me On Purpose

Every time I talk about Pi it seems like some new method of misquoting it pops up. I mention the aphelion and within days a video pops up and immediately gets it wrong. I create 'pythonyms' and specifically mention that ancient astronomers couldn't possibly measure the distance to the sun accurately. Two days later Aristarchus is credited with measuring that distance when he was waaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy off. (Maybe my comic tone in the pythonyms post lead them astray.)


Now Dan immediately misuses the 's in a possessive incorrectly after I mention it. Isaiah Thomas has a sister. She was in a car crash. Her name was Chyna. Dan is looking for clues because China must be important, and reminds us of Isaiah Thomas' sister, Chyna.


AAAARRRGGGHHHH!


Here's the way it works. Thomas is not a plural form of a noun, Thoma. There's one Isaiah Thomas. He, presumably had parents. They are plural. If they have an anniversary it's his parents' anniversary, not parents's anniversary. Autocorrect screams in agony on that. But Isaiah, being one person other than his evil doppleganger moonlighting working for the NIPTUCKS has a sister, Isaiah Thomas's sister.


You would be better off wording things without possesives. Stick to "the anniversary of my parents" and "the sister of Isaiah Thomas" to save us all a lot of grief. Unless, as I suggest, the intent IS to annoy me. Congrats, it works. And spelling things out instead of using contractions and possessives would have saved you from this boner.


I would like to think that nearly infinitely powered super beings that created our language to hide numbers in it would like us to use the language correctly. You know, so the astute researchers who report on it don't get things wrong so the uninitiated don't get confused and bollox things up spreading the word. I'd also think that if they guided our civilization to create wonderful toys to play with like computers, smartphones and those wonderful machines that give us money at the mall that we wouldn't call them by the wrong name. "I created IBM, what are you doing calling it FRED! I had plans for that! Now LeBron has to miss *two* dunks next week to right the cosmic balance!"


Dan did the numerology on ATM machine yesterday. Despite putting up the screenshot where the news article correctly drops the redundant "machine".


 I can be forgiving to a degree on using it's instead of its. Common mistake. "The site at Little Roundtop is in disrepair despite it's historical significance." Sounds okay until you remove the contraction and spell it out, "The site at Little Roundtop is in disrepair despite it is historical significance." Now you sound like an idiot. But the letters and numerology are the same.


Now spell out the abbreviation in ATM machine. You get "Automated Teller Machine machine.". Now you sound like an idiot AND the numeology has changed because of the repetitive redundancy duplicating multiple times saying the same thing more than once unnecessarily replicating ..... I ran out of different ways to phrase redundancy.


For now, I'm still in a bit of a generous mood, so in addition to ATM machine I'll list some other common redundancies in the same style. And give you the concept so you can look up more on your own.


While on the subject of ATMs it's PIN, not PIN number.
GOP party
APR rate
HIV virus
AC current


You'd be better off PhraseShopping like you recently did with Society of Jesus in recent posts, doing the numerology on both "Society of Jesus" and "The Society of Jesus". Less obvious. The Niptucks would be pleased.


Update: Watching CSI, Recipe for Murder. HIV and ATM used in the dialogue. Correctly. Real science - real grammar. The Niptucks are confused.



Thursday, July 13, 2017

Numeronym Update

As I poked around searching in vain for recognition of Pythagorean Theorem days, I hit upon Hubbard's review of the movie Source Code. Numerology was done on a license plate that was the typical alphanumeric combination of a non-personalized plate.*. This included adding the values of the digits to the values of the letters.


Hmmmm.....And he just did gematria on North Korea's KN-17 rocket which ignored the 17. I found that to be silly. I don't know what models 1-16 were like, but I guess the 17th must be some kind of improvement. At least maybe a Dennis Rodman decal stuck on the side.  And Death To America! in Reverse Korean Ordinal fully reduced. I mean, think of the Brits. The NIPTUCKS surely would want them to know whether it was a V-2 buzz bomb or a V-4 rocket bomb that was launched at them. Wouldn't want them getting that wrong. Oh....wait....that was a hoax. Right? Detlef Schrempf hadn't been bred as a scripted actor to rig NBA games, so his decal on the side would be meaningless.


Still feeling in a generous mood here and I immediately thought of a practical time-saving use for this. You are allowed to ignore digits mixed with numbers if you want to.


Let's return to the Out Of The Maze 9/11 gematria.


March 30, 1999=3/30/1999. I choose to ignore everything except the 1.
9/11/2001. I choose to ignore everything except the second 1.


1=1. Problem solved.


But there's more meaning to multiple ways, right.


9/11/2001. I choose to ignore everything except the last 1.


1=1. Voilà!


Do I get a cookie? I think I did reply good and deserve a Schrempf cocktail.


* There's an old joke about if you get a vanity license plate that says "I SUCK", is it really a vanity plate? I think the sme question can be asked if you get a plate saying, "ILUVGEM8RIA".

Gematria Debunked By THEY'RE Hypocrisy

I'll go into Dan's Mindless Freaks blog form of insanity for my newer readers in a more detailed upcoming post. I'll cut the background story short here to get to the broader topic - contractions and grammar.


Dan likes to think that negative criticism is some kind of NIPTUCK sign that he is supposed to play Nancy Drool and look for clues. So when this time some mentioned "Your an idiot" he couldn't help but fire back at what a dumb ass this person was for his bad grammar. It should be "You're an idiot." And he mentions his grammar isn't perfect, but even he knows that's wrong.


I admit that I haven't seen him make that one. But awfully close. Dan consistently mishandles possessives' apostrophes. Same post "his parents anniversary." Title of the next post, "Astro's beat Blue Jays..." despite screenshotting the headline showing "Astros beat Blue Jays.". And let us never forget the often repeated, "Boy ate by an alligator."


Now let me try to figure out your argument. You've admitted to and proven that your grammar isn't perfect. Neither is mine, if that makes you feel better. You've also proven in this case you know the correct grammar. And you did numerology on the incorrect grammar.


Is that right? Do you really think that the powers that be created contractions and orchestrated this tiny event to make you realize they must be Jesuits? That's what your response indicates. All the times that contractions are used correctly, and this time it's not it...MEANS something? You must be pretty important. Maybe YOU should run for President.


Maybe you should have done the gematria on the corrected version. You're an idiot. Maybe the right way is to correct it to the expanded form. You are an idiot.


Or maybe contractions were created for some bigger plan and you should have just accepted it at face value. You're an idiot because you're doing gematria which is completely useless.

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

Huge Holiday Coming Up In August!!!

Let's also add this to the list of my predictions. Now that I have their attention and they (the meaningless number crunching gematrigurus) have taken to making corrections based on my comments here I predict that starting either immediately or at least before mid-August we will be besieged by the alleged relevance of a notable date in August.


I'm not talking about the August 21st solar eclipse. They've spread beaten that heat exhausted mule to death. It's a date that should have far more significance to them, and yet has been completely ignored. So at the risk of training them and releasing the Krakheads, I start with why it should be important.


Some topics are certainly not brought up. Most notably is the South Park episode mocking numerology and conspiracy theories. Simpsons, Family Guy and South Park in general - sure. Lots of pop culture references, long running series, entertaining. That one episode isn't discussed. Don't raise awareness about how the general population (read - sane people) think about the subject matter. The TV series 227 isn't talked about in regards to Pi, probably because it wasn't that popular. Despite the name of the series being a number they want to illogically defend to the death. So I understand those omissions.


Especially lately EVERYTHING about Pythagoras has become a hot topic for Hubbard. Including factual inaccuracies.
It's only a few days ago his compatriot Aristarchus was credited with discovering the distance to the sun. Wrong. At best he was the first to correctly place the Sun at the center with the planets rotating around it. I'll let you look it up, as for the distance...he was a little....nooo....a shitload off. A huge pythonym.


This date was probably overlooked because it's not mentioned in the newspapers (and online). Unlike the already hyped up solar eclipse. It's a mathematics curiosity. Like the time in high school when we synchronized our watches to 12:34 on 5/6/78. Don't be a Durp. That's 12345678. It arises from the calendar flipping to the year 2000. And this has already happened twice earlier this century. No mention from the numerology crowd that I can find. And I spent 1 and 1/2 hours looking for it.


Don't worry, the big reveal is coming soon.


I find my discovery of this amusing. Somebody I know pointed this out to me, not just because of my penchant for recreational mathematics, but because of my criticism of all matters gematria related. The sane people are tired of the conspiracy nonsense.


The big day is August 15, 2017. This is related to Pythagorean triples, a concept common enough to have a listing on Wikipedia. For those of us that had algebra in school we were beleaguered by word problems on the Pythagorean theorem that had 3,4 and 5. Even though hand held calculators were starting to become common when I had algebra this made things easy. 3 squared + 4 squared = 5 squared. 9+16=25. No rounding necessary, no fractions.


So why is this probably the first you are hearing about this if Pythagoras is so special you make up things that aren't true? You don't have to make it up. The numbers and dates are there. 5/12/2013 also works. There are three Pythagorean Theorem days every century. If I were some nearly infinitely powered entity I'd be busier than Santa Claus on Christmas Eve doing all kinds of important shit. If I were an astute researcher of dates and numbers I'd be writing my doctoral thesis on this, instead of waiting for a critic of my bogus system to point it out to me. If I missed the 21st century references that I doubt were made, big deal. I'd expect lots of references to 3/4/1905 which aren't there. I even checked 8/17/2015, which would be a mistake, but if 39=93 then 8/15/2017 =8/17/2015. Nothing. It makes just as much sense if not more to call 3/4/05 Pythagorean Theorem Day as it does to call 3/14 Pi day.


So much for math being sacred. And to rub salt in the open wound. RELIGIOUS and AGNOSTIC have the same numerology. So much for sacred being sacred.







Tuesday, July 11, 2017

If I Had A System I Believed In...

I need to mention for those that aren't aware that numerologist grand extra super deluxe* Zachary Hubbard has thrown his hat into the ring and has taken steps towards achieving the exalted office of President of the US.


Now I could go on about the various reasons how wrong this is on so many levels, qualifications, funds, platform, yadda yadda,...but I've committed to numerology in this blog. So, like his YouTube problems I distance myself from such matters in detail. Other than one quick statement of personal opinion, that this campaign looks to me to have somewhere between zero and zero percent chance of success. And zero doesn't count.


There is no doubt he believes in his gematria. And despite my constant jabs at how completely unpredictive it is and everything is always reported after the fact, he thinks it does. To begin with...sports. And one more specific example. Duck of Truth's video on gematria he called, " nonsense for idiots" and claimed to have predicted Erin Moran's death and others.


It's also clear that numerology of US Presidents is important. The two digit phonograph record is stuck on 88 meaning Donald Trump. If you see 88 in the headline of the post odds are that Trump is coming up.


Now as I scan through the video and blog commentary I've been looking for somebody else to say this first and I haven't found it.


If you really believe in this, where's the numerology on it? Run the numbers, find out if you're wasting your time.


You've got the key facts. Your name, what # president you'd be. Where you were born, birthdate, where you live now including GPS coordinates and lots of other stuff. Before I donated to the Go Fund me campaign, if I was a believer, I'd like to know. Surely the numbers show everything's puppies, double rainbows and unicorns and the devoted followers would love a break from the gloomy "the transgender bar patrons were a masonic ritual sacrifice slaughtered by the elitist police" type of narratives.


All we have so far is frustration about how people don't seem to care. (At the current pace the 100k fundraising goal will take about five years.) This could be the golden opportunity to shut up your critics once and for all and make an accurate prediction to change the world like you want to.


* As I typed 'deluxe', with the x and d keys being so close I mistyped and autocomplete suggested 'deluded'. Hmmmmmmmm.....

Monday, July 10, 2017

Time To Use My Superior Predictive Gematria Superpowers

I'm feeling magnanimous, so I'm giving this more than a week in advance. There's a big date coming up. We all now how great a track record gematria has in reporting things after the fact. I'm going to make a prediction for July 22nd right now.


7/22/2017. Or just 7/22


Or 22/7. There you go. 227- let's call this Pi Jr. Day. It's not enough that March 14th is jokingly called Pi day by normal people, the gematria community also Tinders 7/22 into the same sacred status. Even in my recap of Mr. Maze yesterday I could have mentioned that he used the 'span of days' calculator twice. Once to reach 896 days. Once to reach 897 days. So now instead if two Pi days we have four. I think May 18th is 138 days into the year leaving 227. Hard to tell. Maybe it was a leap year. And a date in November. Okay let's just call it six Pi days a year. Except that on March 14th there's a different span left in the year and....anniversary's of major events related to 3/14 ....plus or minus one for the end date span. Fuck it. Every day is a Pi day.


Oh yeah, the prediction. At least one comment will be made about 7/22 being a Pi day. Gromk used his superior pattern recognition skills, that have nothing to do with geometry, and saw that the date written as 22/7 is 227. Durp, on the other hand, consumed too much peach brandy at the aphelion barbecue on or about July 3rd and died of arsenic poisoning. So it is one of the less Tindered dates. As for predicting any significant events, I don't have a clue. But I'm not the one making outrageous claims that only get reported on after the fact. I would like to say that I predict Ji-Tu Cumbuku would die then. He was in an episode of the TV show 227. But he had the indecency to die yesterday.


I will make another actual prediction which may or may not come true. It comes down to how much attention is paid to this blog. I expect this mistake will not be repeated. And I'll admit it if I'm wrong, because I win either way.


Just yesterday we had the illogic chain of gematria-Pi-circles-infinity symbol is two circles. I've said it before, weeks or months ago. Pi relates to curved lines. In our quest for the aesthetically pleasing we like to strive for perfection and circles are pretty. More accurately would be to say that Pi relates to ovals. A circle is glorified oval. Pi x Radius squared is commonly known. Ovals are Pi x radius of length x radius of width. In a circle the length and width just happen to be the same.


And the key flaw in the logic is the concept of infinity being thrown in. If Pi were 22/7 instead of an infinite non- repeating decimal you can never achieve a perfect circle.


And to top off yesterday's post Hubbard made about Pi and circles - 0 is a circle, when just like the number 0 I've just typed in here its clearly an oval.


Let's see if the wording gets changed to circles/ovals/arcs/curved lines by July 22nd.







Sunday, July 9, 2017

Out Of The Maize And Into The Corn Popper

A quick side note before the main topic. How much numerology has affected my life. My morning routine starts with taking care of my dog. He goes out and relieves himself, in the meantime I make sure he has food and water. When he comes back in he always gets a Milk Bone. Now, I ask him something like, "Does 39 =93?" He wags the tail happily as if saying, "Why yes! It most certainly does!!". I give it to him saying, "Good boy, you win a cookie!"


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Fearing that I may need new source material to pick on I messed around on some links on the Free To Find Truth blog. I take it that if these fellow gematrigogues are doing their own take that it meets with the approval of the more prolific authors. So I stumbled on stumbleontruth blog titled Out Of The Maze.


This guy isn't very active. The most recent post is April 28th. But open mind here...new material. Give him a chance.


And defenestrate that idea. The narrative is apparently how the release of a No Gods, No Managers album foretold 9/11/2001 by synchronous gematria. As soon as I hear 9/11 I know it's bullshit.


This guy is big on dates. I'm hoping for some more numerical gematriplay. I'm not disappointed. There is some gematria on words, but there's some very liberal assumptions made about how different numbers can be generated by dates that I hadn't seen to this extent before. But before I get too critical about being too critical I remind myself that just yesterday Hubbard reminded us that 1+26=27. Literally had to point that out. So all bets are off.


The release date of Choking Victims was 3/30/1999. Extensive narrative goes into the gematria of the album name, track titles, use of prime number lists and reflections of numbers. I think I see why he's not to active. I can save him a ton of time.


We're shown:
3+30+99=132
3+3+9+9=24
132+24=156


You're allowed to total the digits in different ways in the same narrative. Check.
You're allowed to total those subtotals together. Check.


Later on this is reinforced by adding four different subtotals together including the 19 dropped from 1999 here. I don't need that with my time saver.


The group name and album title total 357 by adding together the gematria of two different (misnamed) ciphers. I never saw that before. But add different (misnamed) ciphers. Check. Even though I don't need it.


357/3=119


WTF? Just out of the blue, you're allowed to divide the sum of two numbers by some other seemingly random number with no justification.


Oh well. Divide by whatever you want. Check.


Durp didn't catch that 119 is the mirror image of 911. Most everyone else does. Now we go into prime number lists and sum of divisors and more stuff you don't need to bother with.


Here's the solution.


3+3+0+9+9=24*
9+1+1+0+1=12
I choose to divide 12 by one half
12x2=24*


Other than researching what he was doing that took me about 15 seconds.


This does have some potential to add to the Jenna Coleman game. As far as showing remarkable similarity between any two given dates, just like his draw out post. Pointless.