Oh, Don't Act So Surprised

Hubbard reported on the amazing overlap between Rosa King and Hamerton among other stories.


Let's analyze this.


Pro weird side: She conveniently managed to get killed by a tiger the same day Tiger Woods gets busted for DUI.


And. That's pretty much it. Tigers.


The start of the breakdown into mundaneness begins with the Tiger Woods angle. Zookeepers mauled to death by tigers don't happen every day. Everything that happens to Tiger Woods is news still, and will be for a long time to come. So, think about all the times a tiger DIDN'T kill someone when Woods was in the news. Lazy NIPTUCKs.


I would have scored the zoo name, Hamerton, and the dead person's name, Rosa King having matching gematria as weird if you just left it at that. But you couldn't help but mentioning the "overlapping" in the numbers. Which is only superficially bizarre.


Hamerton and Rosa King are both 40, 94 and 122 in reduced, simple and reverse respectively. I've been over tho before. Words/phrases that have the same number of letters that match in simple have to match in reverse. 1+26=27. # letters x 27 = total between simple and reverse. Has to match.


Reduced is a bit trickier, but rational analysis shows this to be remarkably unremarkable. Since reduced uses just the single digits 1-9 the average total for any random set of eight characters is 126/26 x 8 = approximately 39. Sure some letters are more common, but overall, 8 letters is going to end up right around 40 over the long haul.


Rosa is not the most common name. And to pair that with King to get a total if eight letters looks good in a blog post as mysterious. But there are others. Better call Saul, he matches Rosa. Kyle is the same total. And I can betcha lots of couples named King thought it would be cute to name their new baby boy Kyle for that alliterative effect.


Now the last name King is completely unspectacular. About the 35th most common name in the US, 1.5 % if the population. Yes, this happened in England. I'm sure the lazy NIPTUCKs had a reason to not make the tiger attack happen in the U.S. where Woods lives. It surely is just as common, probably more common over there.


Now since everything King related instantly means Lebron James* you brought this on yourself. King is a nickname for arguably the best basketball player ever. King may be the king of all nicknames. The best PacMan player, the Pac King. The mist degenerate ever, the Kinky King. Now I have lots of believable nicknames to match up with King to go along with my four letter names of Kyle and Saul.


These match Rosa King:
Puke King. Heard that one in college.
Drop King. Haven't seen it, but believable.
Sink King. Found plumbers on the Internet that use this.
Wing King. Plenty of places that sell hot wings use this. It's got that nice rhyming touch. There's a Wing King less than 10 minutes away from me.


So many Kings and yet Rosa's tiger attack just happens to be only related to the NBA finals and Tiger Woods.


If course the explanation is the stat heavy nature if professional team sports. Golf doesn't have enough different numbers. Tigers don't kill zookeepers everyday. The NBA finals are just about to start.


*Mark my words. Any time that the number 142 appears un the future it's going to be a "tribute" to the Manchester bombing. And they wont be able to predict ahead of time when or what is going to happen. I find it appropriate that Hubbard also took a shot at Steven Smith being wrong picking the NBA champion six years in a row, while his own vague prediction of a Canadian team winning the Stanley Cup this year is impossible.

The Gematria Insult Of The Month, May 2017

There is bias in this prestigious award. First of all, the judging committee loves sarcasm, so that scores big points. This month's winner was chosen because of the seething sarcasm it displays. Second, well, we haven't seen all of them. There are too many videos and blog posts to go through. Some comments may have been deleted before it came to our attention. One blog doesn't even allow comments unless there is a reader contribution they want to share. Perhaps those are shared by email, but critics don't get the opportunity to take potshots at the source material.


The origin of this comment, where, when, what topic, etc...isn't revealed, to protect the innocent. Just in case it gets taken down after having slipped by the author of the source material. Bottom line is that it makes us think, "Dammit, wish I had said that!"


Here it is:


Great, now that we know the conspiracy involves the digits 1-9 we can concentrate our efforts on discovering the Secret Chord.

Games Magazine - Meaningful Numbers And Words Vs.Gematria, Or Why 999,856 Is My Second Favorite Number

Games Magazine has been around a long time. In addition to the typical puzzles in a magazine filled with puzzles (crosswords, cryptograms, find the differences in two pictures) they featured a monthly contest. A popular contest series was Calculatrivia. Answer difficult tivia questions and insert that value into a large equation and solve for the final result. The trivia was tough. More in line with, "What is the average body temperature of killer whale at rest?" than "How many little pigs were there in the famous children's story?". The idea is to make it hard enough that only one or just a few people get the correct answer and win first prize. Wouldn't be much of a contest if the calculation was pigs x only non-odd prime number =3x2=6 and thousands of people submit the correct answer.


I was away at college when their first Millionaire Contest was presented. I did get home on break and see the back issues and I was fascinated. The idea was to use the values a=1, b=2, c=3, .... z=26 and find a legitimate English word that totaled as close to 1,000,000 as possible without going over by multiplying the values of the letters together. In other words, gematria with multiplication instead of addition. The winning word, teaette, was one of several submissions that totaled 1,000,000. More than one word totals that because e,t, and a are all extremely common with nice values of 5, 20 and 1. Teaette won based on their stated tiebreaker rules.


I was fascinated and regretted not having the chance to enter. When I had the opportunity to play the second contest I was determined to find the winning submission. The Millionaire 2 contest was z=1, y=2,....a=26. Reverse ordinal gematria with multiplication instead of addition.


Home computers weren't around at this time, so my work was with a dictionary, pad of paper, pencil and hand-held calculator. I knew I needed at least one vowel (duh) and it was going to have to be a relatively short word. By trial and error I figured out that one a, one e and one d worked well. The -ed combo convenient for past tense forms of verbs. Eventually, I found the word HAWED, as in the phrase "hemmed and hawed." 4 x 19 x 22 x 23 x 26 = 999,856. Math teacher Dad took over and proved that there could not possibly be any combination of letters even in shorter or longer words that could possibly be closer. The only other word that totals 999,856 is HEYDAY. The same because YxY=W. But HAWED being first alphabetically wins on tiebreakers. I had the winner!




Except enough other geeks found it and it went to random drawing among the correct submissions. Still, I was one of just a couple hundred people that got it right.


Now picture that the contest is to get as close as possible to 100 without going over. HAWED is 94. Not bad. And compared to a crapload of words that total exactly 100 might as well not bother entering.


This is EXACTLY the way gematria trivializes words and numbers. Instead of only two legitimate words matching the total you have thousands to choose from. Then they stretch reality to manufacture some scripted connection that doesn't exist. You think the idiots that make these conspiracy blogs and videos are ever going to find something that can match a six digit number like 999,856? Don't hold your breath. They can't even do three digits without starting to squirm around to change it into two digits.

SlipNot Gematria - The Killing Words

Let's talk about words instead if numbers again. For novices to the topic a quick reminder is in order.


Somebody or something has "coded" values into the words we use. I'm going to call these entities NIPTUCKs, Nearly Infinitely Powered Though Utterly Confusing Knuckleheads so as not to have to distinguish between people, some supreme cosmic force or combination thereof. And the added benefit of justifying the acronym makers on my payroll.


In their utter lack of clarity nobody has mentioned what, if any, words or combination of words NIPTUCKs created can be used o not used. So looking at the bulk of numerology done it seems to be that single words or short phrases are more common. Explosion. Murder. Dishonesty. Jesus. Jesus Christ. Suicide bomber. It's awfully infrequent (never) that something far more individualized is reported on, such as "Billy Drago overdosed on prescription sleeping medication" turns out to be exactly the date and time of his death. If it did then they would be IPTUCKs, infinitely powered.


So the NIPTUCKs have saddled us with this ridiculous and confusing language and even more ridiculous numbering system they created, maybe since the dawn of time, that they accidentally or purposefully leaked to a group of particularly annoying conspiracy theorists that includes some very short and common words. One grunt for yes, two for no wasn't sufficient.


Now gematria reporting loves headlines. So I offer a perfectly believable headline. It may actually have already happened. Doesn't matter. The mere existence if the wording is a huge gap in gematria theory that the NIPTUCKs haven't enlightened anybody on what has numerical value and what doesn't.


Our background begins with a couple that adopts a pit bull that had previously been used in dog fighting. One night the dog turns on the couple, mails and kills the man, but not the woman. She escapes without a scratch. The headline reports on the incident, using what the animal control officer said.


The dog clearly liked her but not him. Now you can substitute names if you like. Make them a same sex couple if that floats your boat. Whatever helps you sleep at night. The gematria of that headline is the same. Now, substitute him and her in the sentence. Or the names you chose. The gematria remains the same, and the meaning is the opposite. And relative to the background story just dead wrong. Especially dead for him, and the fog who was surely euthanized afterwards.


Analyzing the headline and the contradiction therein shows the two most obvious words are but and not as the problem. So, did the NIPTUCKs have a bad day and let these words slip into our language? Are we just supposed to know that they can't be used? If somebody composes a song, "Not Today" is it supposed to have a Gematria warning label on it? Not, but, him, her and the are all in the top 100 most common words in the English language.


My best explanation for a rational explanation is that some NIPTUCK had a really bad day and later as part of the cover up they created the band Slipknot, who eventually recorded
Gematria, The Killing Name" as an admission they let the word "not" slip through the cracks.




Or it could just be that Gematria is bullshit and amidst the contradictory word pairs and other language inconsistencies recorded here show that they are simply words with no inherent numerical meaning.

Michael Caine Tweets About Roger Moore Gematria

Michael Caine took to Twitter yesterday to comment about how he was saddened by the loss if his good friend, Roger Moore. Because of the character limit on tweeting he couldn't get the full message he wanted to convey out. After severs bribes to key officials and lots if butt kissing we found the text if the full message:


I understand these Gematria blokes can't pass up the opportunity to make a mockery if by tho chap death by creating meaningless numbers about him. But I am heartened by this blog I've been reading that helps me understand what they are doing. Just before Roge passed away he described Michael Caine numbers, and I have to say that stretching 'Moore' into 'Moors' is a Bridge Too Far.

The Language Aspect Of Gematria - Contranyms

As an extreme numbers geek I do enjoy busting upon the numerical side. But as Gematria is this convoluted marriage of words and numbers and my vocabulary is top notch I am allowed to point out the words themselves are a problem before numbers enter the picture.


Somebody or something with a helluva lot of power and influence created this system. When it happened is not very clear. As a rough reference point, it has to pre-date the Bible. Other than sports and entertainm it's the top go to source of "cool" numbers. Like 666.


The language in the text of the Bible is "coded" with sacred geometry. And almost all texts of any sort after ar coded with it. Now apparently son text is miscoded, such as flat Earth. Which texts are not, be it cereal box ingredients, Japanese haiku or what is not clear. Whether the coding post-Bible was pre -ordained by some very non-specific immensely powerful beings that could foresee the Internet era is not clear.


But, here we have this language we are using that every word, or not every word, (have I mentioned 'not clear', yet?) has a numerical depth to it. Even the simplest words are used. If a newspaper headline pops up that says, "It's a sad day in lacrosse" the exact phrase gets gematrified, so even "a" and "in" are part of the equation. Yes, they use phrases all the time instead of just words. When this started or if part of some needlessly complicated master plan before language was written down the first time is not clear.


Since I purposefully used the word clear a lot let's begin there. English is, well, a pretty fucked language. Clear can be transparent. Or removed from clutter, like clearing a table. These immensely powerful entities didn't see fit to give us a new word like "Clerclut" and a gematria warning label that says, "Do not use clear if you mean it in the sense of clearing clutter". They just saddled us with both meanings. Thanks you cosmic cocksuckers.


And in their near infinite power and apparent near infinite lack of wisdom (yep, again, not clear) we have what are called contranyms.


A contranym is a self-contradictory word. Even the name is a problem. Thanks, cosmic selectively impotent douchebags, like lots of words it has an acceptable alternate spelling if contronym.


I found a rather impressive list of contranyms. Some I argue with. I don't have the time or need to list them all. If you like that kind of stuff you can Google it. Here are a couple of examples.


Left. Elvis has left the building and only his entourage is left behind. Elvis is gone. Entourage remains.


Sanction. The UN imposed sanctions on Iran's nuclear program and sanctions more peaceful research into development of new synthetic material for yoga pants.


The difference in the meaning is determined by the context. You lose that when you turn it into a number. There's no gematria warning label that says, "You can't use sanction in gematria, it leads to ambiguous results".


And by happy coincidence, with the death of Roger Moore yesterday I get to use a purely gematria contranym that is quite believable. I did my homework on this for my Nancy Drool motel story. 'No rooms' and 'rooms' both total 80. Any five letter word that is negated by 'no' turns the ordinal if 80 to the reverse ordinal value of 80. Hubbard's story specifically mentions Moors as the common name used for Muslims. Moors is an anagram of rooms. It should be slapped with a warning label. Do not use Moors in gematria. People could get killed.


My example that follows is no more of a stretch of imagination than a lot if the things we are supposed to believe when reading these blogs and watching these videos.


The king is surrounded by Moors. He dispatches a messenger with a message coded in gematria. "Moors outside the castle walls.". The receiving party ignores it because he read it as "No Moors".


Still waiting for a list of rules. Until then I hve to believe that my interpretation of language and numbers makes a hell of a lot more sense.

Manchester Terrorist Attack, 9/11 And How Numerologists Created These Events To Make Money (a)

In this blog post I will clearly demonstrate the hidden connections between terrorist attacks and the organization responsible - the numerologists who make money off these conspiracies. (b)


To begin with, note that son of these sites request donations to fund further "research", although playing around with the words and numbers is easily manipulated and anyone willing to put some time and effort into it can produce similar results. My work is truly free of charge. Do not send me money.


Gematria donation scam =122 (c)


Several sites I review utilize the Gematrinator spreadsheet program to generate numbers on different words using different so-called "ciphers". The author of this spreadsheet is:


Derek Michael Tilkurri = 122 (c)


Use of more than one system involves several shortcuts to force a number.


Using switching tactics =122 (d)


Substitute synonyms. Pluralize or make a word singular. Type out a number, use that value. Etc...


Reductions match more often = 122 (e)


Any valid result of the target number verifies that number. Because:


Ignore all contradictions =122 (f)


Even though this hidden conspiracy has been adequately covered you need other events. Particularly current events send the numerologists scurrying to their calculators and stockpile of numbers. Hence, the Manchester bombing yesterday.


Explosions=122 (g)


In general explosions are a good terrorism option. You can also see the coding in the September 11, 2001 attacks.


1/22 = January 22nd. There are 343 days left in the year. (h) 343 is the fire department number of the 9/11 first responders. (i).


But the coding can also been seen in the number 77. (j)


343 = 7x7x7


And this shows how the secret society of numerologists who are really in power puts false blame on the Jews.


Secret Society = 77. Power =77. Judaism =77. (k)


There is also a chance that the death of Princess Diana is synched with this.
Tiara =22. 122? (l)


The free mason numerologists are behind every major terror event. It's all coded in the words and dates.


A masonic sect =122 (m)


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You can double check. My reporting on the numbers are actual results. If it makes them feel better I spent several hours on this project. But you can pretty much prove everything when you have a bullshit system to work with.


Here are the reference notes, so I didn't interrupt the text too much.


(a). Sensational titles help get accidental hits. Donald Trump is the Antichrist is my second most viewed post.


(b). Whether I truly believe this or not is beside the point. It's a launching point for some numbers that I use to "prove" the point. This part begins tying in two separate topics into the global Everything Is A Conspiracy attitude that prevails.


(c). Tie in a known numerologist, prolific in output of the conspiracy. I tried to use Hubbard since the Scientology scam angle seemed golden, but it wasn't working. It dud lead me to understanding why Scientology isn't mentioned. Professional courtesy =122.


(d). Use bombing or explosion. Pluralize it make singular. Change the verb tense. Etc...


(e). Still waiting to see something meaningful over four digits. I'm not holding my breath.


(f). If they aren't going to acknowledge that both 'true' and 'bogus' gave the same value in simple gematria, how can we expect them to acknowledge a screen full of different values on the same word?


(g). A lucky coincidence. But just shortens my time researching. I would have found something. At least this is one word instead of a phrase. But that's why we have what comes up next.


(h). I was hoping for a prime number. They llllloooooovvvve the list of primes as a number switching, and therefore word switching, tactic. They use this particular date changing trick all the time.


(i) Another lucky break. A 9/11 reference straight from Wikipedia.


(j). 777=77. Another common (and annoying) switching tactic.


(k). Now I have a more workable two digit number. Time to work in whatever is convenient. I found these from Hubbard's blog without any trial and error on my part.


(l). Opportunity to work in another topic. They do thus a lot, too. 22 and 122. Close enough? They put the question mark there acknowledging a stretch in the generation. When they simply could have omitted it in the first place.


(m). A post without a free mason reference, no matter how ludicrous, is like a day without sunshine.


This page will be linked into a comment or blog post of these evil terrorist numerologists sometime soon.

More Blatant Dishonesty In Gematria, 113

I love it when I find examples that I don't need to force things to get the desired result.


This is a true story. It doesn't matter how I came about the information, the result is the same.


Disappointed that I couldn't find a new Hubbard video I decided to check on our old friend the Gematrinator. Looking for trouble I was hoping to see either a link to a new channel ir a video of his own.


My link takes me straight to the Basic spreadsheet. There's no link to the homepage directly, which is where I might find other links to videos.




But what's this at the bottom? Click here to donate.


Now...I...knew...I...was...on...to...something.


A recent visit uncovered a video with the bold claim that 113 is the number if dishonesty. I played around with various names and phrases looking for what else might =113. Gematria, numerology, Zachary Hubbard, Gematrinator, etc...But what to do about the G-man himself? I only know his first name. And since I got that verbalized from a video I can't be sure it's spelled in the most common manner, Derek.


This link is a hookup to his PayPal account. Question partially answered: The last name is Tikkuri. But there's still no answer on exactly how to spell Derek. Like Sigourney Weaver says to Jennifer Connelly in Cabin In The Woods, "We work with what we have."


And there you go, the name exactly as it appears in the PayPal link:


Dtikkuri in Reverse Ordinal
23+7+18+16+16+6+9+18=113


That's why your PayPal account isn't 113. Or DT. It's individualized. That's why social security numbers are 9 digits. If 50 million people had a SS# of 27 things would get pretty confusing. That's why distinctly different colors, white, black, yellow and indigo all have gematria values of 29. That's why another, "Did you ever notice?" is that with one notable exception is not a topic. They can breed Freddie Freeman to make sure he obtains a certain batting average on a certain date, but they didn't make his SS# show the information. No, it's because they don't know the SS# because short of illegal actions this highly individualized information is not available.


So what's it going to be? Are you dishonest because your name means 113, or is the system meaningless? I'm going to go with the second one. It's your manner that you present the information that is dishonest. There's a huge gap of culpability between falling for a debunked PhotoShopped picture of the earth being flat and creating the PhotoShopped picture.


I will end with one pun. Since you took the really cool nickname of Gematrinator, I'm going to the take claim to the appropriate nickname for someone specializing in debunking the Francis Bacon cipher. The Baconator. Wendy's us already lined up for an endorsement deal.

A Couple More "Did You Ever Notice?" Items

Did you ever notice that?


Everything is all current events. The only historic references are to support what overweight comedian overdosed or where police did something from the current day or yesterday. I would have thought that somebody did some work that you could use on any historic topic. Like the Black Plague. People did have pens and paper before the Internet.


Superstitions aren't mentioned. Makes sense to avoid that. Not a conspiracy. But it could be. Lots of stuff happens every Friday the 13th, like Russell Westbrook's 1/13 shooting in the second half on route to a rare quadruple double. Of course, box scores don't report stats for basketball games by half. But I found out about it.


The lottery is avoided. Talk about a huge untapped number source! And since everything is always reported after the event has occurred, what have you got to lose? Surely someone's name must gematrify into being a freemason.


Seems like psychiatry/psychology is off limits. Authoritative group that could be an alternate conspirator to the police. There's even a branch of psychology dedicated to conspiracy theorists.


In comments by friends to blogs or videos nobody is ever told they are wrong. Not even worded that "I think you misinterpreted that, Hank."- It's all a big happy family.


For something supposedly based in Geometry there's precious little geometry in it. Pretty much just Pi from what I've seen. Perhaps another day I'll detail some of the other concepts. You can Google it for now.


They're quick to use the Internet to support facts. While the Internet has lots of information directly related to why their system doesn't work. Don't you even get curious about what others are saying about you?


Neil DeGrasse Tyson events are sold outin advance. When am I going to get the chance to see a Gematria seminar? I promise I'll behave.

Bridge Numbers In Gematria/Perfect Synching Of Chris Cornell Death

I mentioned that I was looking for gematria totals of 137 through the blogs since its one if my target debunking totals. That's how I found out how Francis Bacon ciphering works, or rather doesn't work just like everything else.


Use of 137 reinforces the increased difficulty of matching up three digit numbers instead of two digit numbers. Almost exclusively 137 is used as a bridge between an often bizarre manner of arriving at 137 to leading into matching up 33s, which is as easy as can be. Specifically, 137 is the 33rd prime number.


So try and find a gematria blog or video report on 773, which is the 137th prime number. It doesn't happen. By good fortune, and I probably should give them any ideas, but it is the area code for Chicago. Lots of stuff happens in Chicago, especially with the insanity factor added in. For example, tornadoes have lots of wind, Chicago is the Windy City, Judy Garland was in Wizard of Oz. It doesn't work, because 137 is the bridge number to 33. Reducing 773 t 137 then to 33 breaks their (low) standards if credibility. Needless to say turning a four digit number into a three digit number happens not too much further up the prime number list. And reporting on large numbers breaks the reality standards of possibility.


The sole purpose of 137 reporting is to get to 33. Now I have to double check and find how many times I can find 137 reported on when 33 is NOT mentioned. Nobody would be crazy enough to do that. Except me.  Yes, I will. And I'll be looking for other bridge combinations.


As for our friend 773 I'm going to call numbers like that Michael Caine numbers. A Bridge Too Far. Filmed when Caine was ...... Wait for it.....in his prime. Limited usefulness by itself even with the Chicago tie in. Slightly better use to get to 137. Nowhere close to the overused two digit numbers.


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So these beings of near infinite power controlling things couldn't be obvious enough to make 137 jump out at us. But they expended the energy to make everything about Chris Cornell happen for their evil plans. Birthdate, songs, his name as long as it's a two digit or low three digit number. Hubbard quotes this:


"His death is *perfectly* synched up with the upcoming August 17, 2017 solar eclipse."


As soon as I saw the mention of Black Hole Sun and solar eclipse I steeled myself for the expected and fulfilled cringe worthy crap to come. Sun blacked out. Black hole. Even though eclipses and black holes have little to do with each other than the sun. If our Sun were a black hole any eclipsing object would be torn apart by the gravitational forces. And we would too, which would save us from having to put with listening to this bavardage.


Perfectly my f'ing ass. Why not use your near infinite power to make sure the song was titled Eclipsed Sun? And you couldn't wait a couple more months to off him on August 17th? That would be a start to truly amazing, justifiably weird circumstances that would make a believer of me. In the end it's just a variation on the continued reporting after the fact. Now we just have to wait until August 17th to find out what equals 33, because you can bet that we aren't going to see a list ahead of time.

Bringing Home The (Francis) Bacon

I wasn't clear what the Francis Bacon "cipher" was in numerology. So I researched and immediately it all became...more unclear.


For the longest time I always got the same results in the Gematrinator calculator. Finally while searching for 137 numbers in my un-Ing project I got the answer. At least the answer to how it's used in Gematrinator, and therefore by Dan and Zach.


Different websites gave conflicting information. Two were close....a 24 letter Elizabethan alphabet with no j. One said no u, one said no v. This would tend to make me think that these letters would count as 0 in the Gematinator. Nope. Jenna is still Jenna, not enna. Once I saw a 137 total in FB I finally understood how for good or for evil FB system is the same as ordinal except that if a letter is capitalized it's worth its normal ordinal value +26.


If I type in a word that is not normally capitalized I use lower-case. Like 'computer' instead of 'Computer'.


One thing is clear. It's yet another cheat to change the source data into a different total. I would think Sir Francis would expect that Jenna is capitalized and computer is not. Unless some new age hippie couple or Frank Zappa named their child Computer.


At least they haven't gone so far as to be so blatant as to try and use 'ComPUteR'. Yet.


The third WebSiTe mentioned something I noted earlier. These gematria calculators are not using ciphers. A cipher is something to encrypt information. This other webSIte states that the actual Francis Bacon ciphering system overlaid blocks of five letters with two different typesets, usually normal and italics. How this became changing capital letters to +26 is a mystery. I haven't found it anywhere.


Another objection to reductions I have is that these entities with near infinite power choose to make things lower in value. If there's something special about a letter wouldn't it make more sense to increase the value?


With a holiday coming up I'm feeling generous and I suggest creating the Kevin Bacon expansion anti-cipher. Back in January I suggested that the liberal ways in which they pick dates for what is important made it comparable to playing Six Degrees of Bacon. Chris Cornell died 117 days before Sophocles birthday who's name=86, etc...


If you can tie a letter into anything related to Kevin Bacon you can double the value. You don't have to. But you can. Which basically means that you can create any number you want. It's just faster this way and doesn't waste everyone's time.


Another thing that is clear is that Francis Bacon and e.e. cummings were not friends

Gematria Is *NOT* Racist, And Miscellaneous Curiosities

Forgive the indulgence here. A lot of this is a byproduct of miscellaneous notes taken during prior research. Some has value in showing Gematria ambiguity. Some is downright silly. Some is personal to me; yes I get curious, too. Think of it like a long running show that throws in a "clip episode" every season. Or outtakes/bloopers at the end of a Jackie Chan movie. At least it's a break from me constantly whining about two digit numbers and using sports for everything. And I am multitasking since I'm also half paying attention to a giant radioactive octopus sink navy ships on TCM now.




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Gematria in and of itself is not racist. Sure a lot of its advocates are, but by itself, no. The following colors all equal 29. Black, White Yellow. And since white people are not really white, it's also nice to see that Pinkish totals 29 in the Septenary method. And should we get invaded by purple aliens? Violet =29, also.


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Near and Far both equal 20 in reduction methods. I don't like reduction methods. It's way too easy. There's more value in finding antonyms in pure simple Gematria. I could generate oodles of antonyms using reduction. And weird mismatches. Memory tells me that something like eye and nose match. I'm not looking it up now. Giant octopus distraction and what not.


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HAND = 27. That number means something in the mathematical relationship of simple and reverse. A=1 or 26. 1+26 =27. Every letter totals 27 between the two. So, Hand = aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa or zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Apologies if I'm off target on the count. I'm not double checking for 27. Giant octopus, you know.


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Jenna Coleman = 44




Aw fuuuuucccckkkk! That's the kill number! Kill and others = 44. Technically due to the restraining order I'm not even supposed to be typing her name. But the damage is done. But what does it mean? Is she going to be killed? Kill somebody? Her killer good looks? She's from Blackpool which equals 44! And since pop tarts =44, what's her favorite flavor? If I add a flavor then it won't be 44, and she's safe, right? Since Jenna and pop tarts are 44 in a reduction method logic tells me adding a flavor increases the value. I'm not checking on exact numbers. You know...giant octopus thingie. Hmmm...Cherry Jenna. She must still be a virgin. While on this topic it's worth noting that I'm not allowed within 500 yards of the Baltimore Aquarium due to an octopus incident years ago. She told me she was 18.


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Autocorrect


You type in a made up word enough and autocorrect remembers it. So now my smartphone remembers often used acronyms like damfil. It no longer suggests that I'm trying to spell the two perfectly good words 'gem atria' and doesn't pester me when I type in gematria. Since I have not actually entered the mistake I constantly make misspelling reduction, autocorrect does not accept my bad word and makes it right. Since the 'd' and 'f' are next to each other I often spell out 'refuction'. Considering how I feel about cheating with reduction methods I might keep that one.


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Wound/ Unwound Group/Ungroup/ Rooms No Rooms. Spool/ Unspool worse/ No worse


All are antonyms that total the same in simple and negated in reverse. Per previous post. This was done by trial and error substituting vowels and consonants to reach a target total in simple. Some curious near misses popped up in the research.


Pervs. That one is common enough I should include it. But borders on the 'making up a word or phrase' boundary..


Strin. The math only works on five letter words for my target total. If you had a string of six letters it makes sense to cut it off at five and call it a strin.


Jewws. Maybe these are some kind of super Jews that are part of the number hiding conspiracy. And they're hiding it behind No Jewws being the same total. Scary.


Oyote. I'd like to think that the Jewws mentioned above are like the Southwestern medicine men that take hits of peyote before having visions. The Jewwish version of peyote being oyote.


Isoup. Well the super Jewws gotta eat, right? Keeping their energy up when playing around with starting bankers' wars and stuff on their Ipads and IPhones. Or getting the munchies after all the oyote. What better than some tasty chicken corn Isoup? (Pious is an anagram of isoup, but 'no pious' doesn't make sense. No isoup is slightly better. Think of the soup Nazi episode of Seinfeld, "No Isoup for you!")


Let's call it a night on that note. Octopus is dead. Now there's a giant radioactive dinosaur destroying London.


Guess he doesn't have the Jenna restraining order. Lucky bastard.

Gematria, Negation Prefixes And Why Jesus Is The Antichrist

Any five letter word that totals 80 in simple will always equal "no" + same five letter word =80 in reverse. It has to. Three letter words that total 53 in simple, the same idea. Seven letter words that =107, same idea.


As in the Nancy Drool Motel Story, as improbable as it is, it demonstrates that "Rooms" and "No Rooms" are clearly opposite in meaning. Other five letter words that total 80 are Moors* (an anagram of rooms), worse, short, trove, overt and my favorite as it seems appropriate for how Reverse Gematria has been promoted as this great tool....OOOPS!


The same can be done with negative prefixes. Wound=Unwound (that's past tense of wind, not like 'knife wound') Group and Ungroup. Different prefixes that negate like Il-, anti-, ab- also work with a base target in simple gematria that totals a particular amount that depends on the prefix. And other prefixes that change the meaning work the same way. I tried and retried to find an example and stopped trying when I found out that tried and retried equal the same.


Three letter negatives like not, non- or dis- don't work in words with an odd number if letters. Odd + Odd = Even. You need an odd total. Otherwise you end up with simple Gematria palindromes where the both equal the same amount. Adding even and odd together gives you an odd and a difference of 27 per pair of letters in the words. A=1,26 B=2,25. They always total 27. Also note that the negating prefix ir- doesn't work because by itself it is a simple / reverse palindrome. Doesn't change the value between the two systems.


From a vocabulary standpoint, three letter words are tough to find the base target total. In a three letter word you have to have at least one vowel, and trying to "un-" it doesn't offer too many opportunities. Five letter words seem optimum. I don't know how many other contradictions are out there. Can't be too many more. And getting up to seven letters. That's really tough to un-. A knee jerk reaction may be to claim that this hurts my case. Not true. It just goes to prove that more letters = higher totals = fewer matches. Which I why they never report beyond three digits. And take note, again, these examples are without using that cheapest of all cheats - claiming matches using a reduction method.


This project started with looking at the un- prefix, which is why I call it un-ing. Just like no has a target simple total if 80 for a five letter word, un- has a target of 77. I find it doubly ironic that it was comically easy to find a five letter word that totals 77. The Free to Find Truth blog has the numbers in the post title. And wow, this 77 shows up all the time.


CHRIST=77.


Unchrist doesn't make sense. But they do this bizarre synching anytime they spot a number they recognize. Now think about it. These supreme powers that code things in words used the most iconic biblical symbol to equal 77 and also managed to make wound and unwound = 77. Somebody had a really, really bad fucking day when they let that one slip through. Using their own illogic, Christ = The Antichrist. I can just picture the warning label on that one. Don't be a gematria religion retard. Hmmmm....what does Sport equal?


I will have to check later

Nancy Drool And The Motel Murder Mystery

Prologue:


I was debating whether to make my point totally serious or somewhat silly. I decided on both. This will be a Nancy Drool story, the next will be an explanation of the math.


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Nancy pulled into the lot of the Mastiff Motel mulling over the information the Inspector had already provided her over the phone. Sammy Setter was brutally butchered hours before. Normally Sammy was cautious to a fault, even paranoid, that Rex Reverso was out to get him. He would certainly not take any unnecessary risks that might expose him to Rex's death threats over the past year. His car was having trouble and the cell phone call to his wife showed he was looking for a place to hole up for the night. Why stop at a full motel?


She found a space near the office. A dimly lit lot accentuated by the red neon glow of the "No Vacancy" sign in the office window. Out of habit she counted 37 cars in the lot and decided that was a reasonable number to support a fully occupied 32 room motel and extra for the manager, police, reporters and rubberneckers that had stopped by. "Probably looking for rubber chew toys" she muttered.


"Nancy, we only have circumstantial evidence implicating Rex Reverso. In addition to the numerous death threats we have an eyewitness that spotted the same make of car Reverso drives. A common model. And this monogramed handkerchief."


"A white cotton handkerchief with traces of blood was found on the floor, as you see it has the letters R.R. on it. But there are no less than 14 guests with those initials. The Rover family reunion has booked half the motel for their gathering tomorrow."


Nancy glanced through the office papers. She went over the manager's sworn statement. She smelled a rat!


"So tell me about this neon "Rooms" sign you found in the trash can."


Sighing the manager explained, more like complained because he had to go over the story again.


"That sign is years old. We thought little of it here even though it was in storage. Our thinking was that calling them rooms wasn't classy enough, so we upgraded our sign a ways back. Does it mean something?"


"You bet your biscuits it does!", said Nancy. "The timing of the Rover reunion and the murder is no coincidence. Reverso lured Sammy inside. Like many killers he wanted us to find the hanky, so he could gloat about how he fooled the police. Here's how he did it."


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THE SOLUTION


True to his name Rex had played a trick on Sammy. After disabling his car in a manner that would put him near the hotel he replaced the "vacancy" portion of the sign with "rooms" during the manager's dinner break. After Sammy was inside he turned the No part back on. This gave him plenty of time to commit the murder and get away without attracting other lodgers in the time the 'No' was turned off. Any passerby would dismiss the change in the sign to the fact that Rooms = 80 in ordinal Gematria and No Rooms = 80 in reverse ordinal.


Another case of the gematria warning label not being heeded. Caution, do not use. It may kill you.

Different Ways To Misstate Pi/227

I've seen or heard these different misrepresentations of Pi in Gematria blogs and videos.


22/7 is Pi. 22/7=3.14
22/7 represents Pi because it's 3.14, etc...
22/7 is accurate to Pi within xxxx %


And after what could be called some progress (those statements are arranged chronologically by date of posting) this week Hubbard throws out this:




22/7 is THE CLOSEST approximation of Pi.


Aaaaaaarrrrgh!


Lotsa fractions are closer. Like 31415926535/10000000000


What you mean is 22/7 is the closest approximation of Pi I can use because after that the numerator and denominator get too big for me to fudge into being Pi since I have to keep repeating because circular, or rather, nearly circular, things appear on a daily basis like my damfil* circular logic.


That logic in this particular case was that the secret powers decided to make twenty bones in the skull and seven orifices. Which I right..for an adult. Babies are born with 44 bones and then they fuse together into 22. They couldn't see fit to make it 31415 bones in the entire body, or even have everyone be born with a birthmark that under microscopic examination says, "227 is Pi. Remember that, it will be important later."


I am still willing to compromise on this. Produce a meaningful connection to 355113** and you win. I'm safe because you can't do it.


*It has been awhile. Dumb Ass Mindless Freaks Idiot Logic


**355/113= 3.1415929. Next close fractional approximation has five digits each in the numerator and denominator.


Maybe some day the message will go out and like flat earth the flunkies will be told to "Don't be a Pi retard". That's pretty unlikely since you can't go anywhere without finding circles.

The PROS And CONS Of Using Multiple Numbering Systems In Gematria

I will take the time to make a more extensive list. I have a couple solid examples and some near antonyms to make the point now.


If this were to be a Nancy Drool Mystery I would drag it out to the solution. But I'm taking this opportunity now while there's a lull in the action....translation...the dog is not pestering me for attention. That won't last much longer.


The reason for the post title is that pro and con are very direct antonyms. And as their etymology as prefixes dictates are found at the beginning of words. My solid example for now is protract and contract (in the sense of getting smaller, not a legal document, of course). Direct antonyms. Pretty common. For now I also offer processional and concessional, or without the trailing -al if you prefer, and profound and confound. Not pure antonyms but the meanings as being opposite are apparent.


Now you idiots that proclaimed (anti-conclaimed?) that reverse ordinal was so great when you trotted it out months ago never realized that the more numbering systems you have to make it easier to generate your matches(your pro) also makes it easier to produce contradictions (your con). And you don't have the bullshit warning to fall back on here like with Jewish Reduction. You sold this out long ago as being soooooo important. And pro in ordinal and con in reverse both equal 32. Which means an other antonym pair I find with pro and con mathematically have to equal the same way.


It makes absolutely no sense that any super powerful organization or deity would ever let such a discrepancy slip through.


Hey Stuart, we got some Roman asshole that wants to create pro and con words and they have the same Gematria. Should we kill him? Awwww nah...we'll take care of it later. Me and the boys in section 14 are busy with the pro athlete selective breeding program and cover up.

Well There's Your Problem!

I think that's from a movie. Maybe more than one. I know Mythbusters used it often. It's used un a manner like opening the car hood when the engine stops running. You find out that the engine has a huge hole in it from the .357 magnum cartridge.


Well there's your problem! Another way to paraphrase - Wellllll duh!!!!!


Reference Mindless Freaks Blog Sunday May 14th...Story about last night and finding a truth seeking friend. I don't recommend reading it. Don't be fooled by the absence of the Gematria Warning Label. But for the record unless deleted or edited here is some example text.


I'm going to lay some gematria and truth on her.


Oh you're so smart. How do you remember all that? Oh..it's just simple math. You just need to spend time doing it to understand it.


Well, there's your problem. The basic math is simple. I can do simple gematria on ordinary length words in my head. I could after two hours. Trying to prove your point with simple that anyone can do? Why do I need you when you've given up the trade secrets for free?


Because your smart! Well there's your problem. No you aren't. What you're smart, if that's even a fair description in this case, at is using all the well documented examples here of changing a number from one to another. April whateverth is xxx day of the year. Xxx days left in the year. Xxx days before John Smith's birthday. And it equals 4xx because its April something. And it equals xx4 for the same reason. And 144=14, 414, 441, 44.


And poor you, people think you're crazy. Once you get past your go to over quoted stockpile if semi-cool numbers and start getting into the weird stuff they gave three choices left. Bail out if the conversation. Maybe pretending to be in awe. Calling you smart because in the absence of being shown what's really going on you do seem smart. Or calling you out on the bullshit.


 And you prayed to God for a kindred spirit. Quick note- there we go again with the unknown origin of this. Cosmic entity? Evil Bankers? Combination?


Looking for that buddy. Well there's your problem. You're not. You're looking for someone that also doesn't understand. It really us that simple to debunk. What part of "true" and "bogus" both equaling 64 in simple gematria don't you understand? What part of Dan and Bob both being 19 don't you understand? Who can two extremely common names having the same value possibly be meaningful?


All your critical thinking processes are gone and you've already made up your mind. You just want a drinking buddy to nod in agreement.


As for your buddy seeking plea I would imagine God or all powerful secret society, you pick, to reply:


"I'm a little fucking busy now. Supreme power shit to do. I have reviewed your info and took the time to submit your profile on Gematrimatch.com. Here it is, no piss off."


Wanted. Match for close minded, slow witted racist homophobe. I like conspiracies, sports, putting cotton in my ears and lng walks on the beach. You should be ignorant of science and not understand math beyond simple addition and subtraction. I like Asians except when they conflict with my racism and racial stereotypes like being good at math. Not knowing proper use of apostrophes a plus.

Update On Hubbard's Book

Since the video titled how it was the last we will see until the book is finished (April 28th):


As of May 14, 10:00am. 19 1/2 videos *, approx. 200 blog posts.


Yeah, that book must be done. And his sense of modesty prevents him from pointing out that he can accomplish so much in a couple of weeks.


Don't worry. You can still donate

How Gematria Is Working For The Invisible Empire

It can't be more obvious that I am a part of the invisible empire. The shadow conspiracy. Part of the evil group of beings with near infinite power that have set wheels in motion a long time ago. I am a free mason. Mason in the sense of where I live vis a vis the Mason-Dixon Line. Free because I have ...NEVER charged a woman to have sex with me. Sure if she wants to buy me that new fuzzy royal purple bath robe I had my mind on as a gift I'll take it. But it's not required.


We had our semi annual lodge meeting last night, and though the sauna temperature was a bit too high for the liking of some of us, we came to the conclusion it's time to pull back the veil and reveal just what it's al about. It has been fun rigging sports playoffs. But we have bigger fish to fry. We're not fucking around here. It's the big one. Armageddon. Apocalypse. Ragnarok. Extinction.


Why reveal this now? Well, the gematria pros are getting close. Not like we can hide it much longer. They finally figured out the Reverse methods and "flipping the script". They finally figured out that the flat Earth numbers we buried were a clever ruse and encouraged users to not be flat earth retards. And in retrospect, putting douchebags like Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber in the public eye was a bit too far. Yeah...something screwdrivers in the frontal lobe wrong there.


We tinkered around with son ideas while we sat around sweating in our purple bathrobes, sipping vintage malt liquor and eating avocados. Asteroid crash? Nah. Too swift. Not enough pain. Alien attack? Hmmm...tempting. But those guys are practically lining up to be the trigger men. Too hard to pick. Have somebody figure out when Pi starts repeating and isn't infinite⁉ Whoa, Phil. Put down that malt liquor! You've had enough! That's what caused the Big Bang and will end the universe. Just because we can do something doesn't mean we should. We need that nice little beach resort on Jupiter's moon to retire to. (You know, the one where the wolverines come out and bay at the planet.). Let's just stick to Earth.


Gotta give a shout out to Daryl here. You da man! Let's reverse things, flip the script and just let mankind kill himself off.


You know the big ones. Global warming. Nuclear war. Cancer. Pollution. Justin Bieber marrying Miley Cyrus and....oops...we haven't gotten quite that far yet. Trust me, it will be classic.


Now we need something to distract them from answering real issues. Gematria! We've succeeded in breeding a while generation of pinheads, attention whores and con artists into believing that gematria really means something.


It's pretty much too late for you all now. Our selective breeding program has most of the intelligence out of the pool. (Curse you Neil DeGrasse Tyson!). But that's where Miley and Justin come in.


So, so long. And thinks for all the fish. And just to say that we aren't completely heartless we'll save you the time on a couple of final numbers.


Purple Robe and Doomsday both equal 42 in Ancient Ecuadorean € expansion thrice reduced gematria.
The last non-repeating digit of Pi is 3.
Five fronkzillion and suxty half spelled out equals Five fronkzillion and suxty half in numerical form in all numbering systems.


Have a nice day!

Nancy Drool And The Spaceship Supply Shortage

Check out Hubbard's blog post in regards to Freemasonry, Solomon's Temple and chessboards.
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Nancy Drool, Dog Detective, was awoken from a sweet slumber by the incessant clamoring from the Bone Phone. Inspector Dalmatian had urgent needs for her detective skills.


Dr. Dachshund, chief engineer in charge of the mission to launch a starship to Saturn had committed suicide. This was puzzling because weeks before he and the entire project staff had watched the colony ship leave the launch pad. It seemed unlikely that a change from total elation to utter suicidal despondency would happen so fast. The Inspector suspected fowl play. Perhaps Dachsund's nemesis Chick N. Little had something to do with it.


Grumbling, Nancy doffed her trademark houndstooth cap, grabbed her magnifying class, hopped into her Range Rover and headed to the lab.


 The crime scene detectives had done a good job leaving the scene of the 'suicide' unmarred.


The last message from the ship included two pieces that Inspector Dalmatian couldn't tie into a violent mood swing. He shared his thoughts with Nancy.


"The ship's engineer had mentioned that he was perusing the leisure section of the newspaper. Did the daily crossword, cryptoquote and word jumble. There was also a gematria puzzle created by Chick N. Little. The solution involved alternating calling the game board a chessboard or checkerboard. I thought this to be highly suspicious. HENce I called you."


Nancy glanced at the note and saw the gematria puzzle mentioned the distance from the Earth to the Sun being 93 million miles. There's a reference to Saturn. Keeping time. Dark and light.


Glancing over her shoulder and hearing her muttering the Inspector admitted that they did consider it.


"I know Nancy, what your thinking is that the Sun is not always 93 million miles away from the Earth. But Dr. Dachshund factors that into his calculations. He made sure there was extra fuel and supplies for an additional five million miles."


Groaning, Nancy turned to the Inspector. "You idiot! Dalmatian did commit suicide. But there's enough evidence here to at least bring Chicken Little in for further questioning."


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THE SOLUTION


Chick N. Little had been feeding the rocket project staff bad information in the Gematria puzzles all along. The chessboard/checkboard thing was a red herring. The 93 million miles was purposeful sabotage. It makes no sense to reference Saturn and the distance from the Earth to the Sun in the same analysis. Saturn is 890 million miles from the Sun. 800 million from Earth. Knowing he had sent the ship out with nowhere near enough fuel and supplies and doomed the crew was more than Dachshund could stand. (To say nothing if the inevitable ridicule...You call yourself a scientist!?!!!?)

Gematria Warning Label

Dan booted up the Gematrinator calculator and typed in the word Infinity. The result came back as the word infinity in every numbering system. Later he retried and got numbers to play with.


I understand databases and spreadsheets and this can be explained away by a temporary glitch in the lookup tables and formulas. For me it was a clue to check on why these might need to be played with. You wouldn't want to report on bad numbers, right? I think I found something but need to do more research. Very dangerous to make bold claims that the powers that be are hiding numbers in words and then find out the number was 38 instead of 39. If I'm right too much information in old blog posts and videos will come back to haunt them.


When I began futzing around I found a Gemitrinator video on the new Jewish reduction method. It came with a caution. He was skeptical about the validity until he tested the results. In other words got number matches that met his needs. Now I've added another item to my list of Did you ever notice? items.


Did you ever notice?
1). That they love sports so much but nothing important happens in the most popular spectator sport in the world, soccer.
2). They call these numbering systems "ciphers" which is a word that implies encryption and making it harder to decipher. And they do the opposite. I really don't want the invisible empire to find out my locker combination so, let me change it to 1-2-3.
3). There's no great authority figure in the past that they quote as the almighty guru who took the time to set up some rules.


And more..


Now I need to understand when I'm allowed to use a particular cipher and when I'm not. Because it sure seems like they throw out the full array and look for any matches that they find. So I'd like a warning label or disclaimer. Notice. This number was produced in Francis Bacon reversed full reduction and may not be suitable for you. Consult your physician before using Francis Bacon RFR. Discontinue use of FBRFR if you develop sleeplessness, anxiety, tremors, shortness of breath, sexual dysfunction, joint pain, constipation or are allergic to any of its contents. Do not use apostrophes when taking FBRFR as this might change "it is" into "it's.". Avoid FBRFR when making plurals. Occasional racist rants have occurred using FBRFR. And change your locker combination. This shit is toxic.

Classic Example Of Gematria Altering Science To Meet The Numbers

And again this delves into the bizarre mash up between the occult and science we get examples of how these magical numbers originate. Our story today from the Free To Find Truth Blog begins with a biblical quotation about six hundred three score and six talents of gold. 666. And not in Revelations! That's got to mean something! Response from the blogger references hermeticism (in this case alchemy) and carbon atoms from a purely scientific standpoint.


No surprise that it's not one or the other. Anything that gets you to 666 must be something. Whether it's occult forces or science. Or a combination. No the shadow empire has to pay off or murder all the scientists in on the carbon atom hoax.


The alchemy is turning carbon into gold because a carbon atom is 6 protons, six neutrons and six electrons. And there you go again invoking science because throwing around sciency stuff sounds cool. Of course your grasp of science isn't strong enough to understand that it really only means 6 for six protons.


Oh yeah, that's by far the most common form. Atoms can have a different number of electrons, called ions. And as is definitely the case with carbon the number of neutrons can be different. Isotopes.


The funny thing about atoms is that they exist as a happy family of protons, electrons and neutrons at the lower end of the periodic table. The higher the atomic number, purely dictated by protons, the more unstable the are. The gravitational pull of neutrons holds the nucleus together as the protons magnetically repel each other. (Opposites attract, like sides repel as any school child knows.)


At the upper end of the table you need more neutrons to hold things together. And back to our buddy carbon. You have heard of carbon dating, right Zach? It's carbon 14 with 8 neutrons. It exists in nature, i.e. not solely manufactured in a laboratory or result of a nuclear explosion or something.


Just another not terribly well thought out idea that sounded good on the surface but ends up showing that the end result 666 is more important than whatever bullshit way it was created.


Nancy Drool tried carbon dating. She ended up leaving her carbon 13 isotope even though he was a stable fellow. She thought she found the one. A mutt named Hydrogen. But he had his name legally changed. He was born named Tritium.

Gematria Fail - Definition of Theory

I saw a proposed title for Hubbard's book. Something about turning conspiracy theory into conspiracy fact. That's a rather bold assertion. And highlights a flaw I brought up ages ago.


One meaning of the word theory is simply something is speculative of unproven. Anyone can have This kind if theory. That doesn't mean it's any good. Some theories are easily dismissible. I have a theory that caffeine activates cell metabolism and will make me grow. I theorize that Eskimos invented robots back in 1000 BC. I have a theory that if I keep writing letters to Jenna Coleman she'll have a change if heart and lift that pesky restraining order on me.


On purpose, one of those was very unscientific. The other two were. Because intentional, which is probably the case, or unintentionally theory is used in the Gematriverse to hijack the meaning of scientific theory, which requires adhering to the scientific method.
 It has numbers. Science has numbers. That must give it credibility, right?


I need to back up a step here. Yes. I've seen them mention the phrase 'conspiracy theory' multiple times. Even without the audacious book title of turning it into fact it is clear that the intent is to prove that this is a law instead of just a hypothesis. As a bona fide real scientist and having a science degree I have to object at the failure to meet the requirements of the scientific method.


Testing of real theories will allow duplicable and predictive results. FAIL. The only things predictive about Gematria are that something will happen and a bunch of morons will rush to their computers and start generating two and three digit numbers. Completely reactive instead of predictive. When someone does grow a pair and make a prediction it fails more often than not.


Assessing the results is unbiased. FAIL. The data is forced to meet the foregone conclusion. 113 =133...ah close enough.


To prove bias isn't an issue real theories are subject to peer review. Peer doesn't mean your buddies that are also biased. It means independent parties that try to test the theory. If it passes this scrutiny everyone does high fives and can brag that someone looking to make the theory fail, and they couldn't. Gematria FAIL. Critics are dismissed as trolls by ignoring it attacking. Real scientists go back to the drawing board. Or give up on their theory. Instead of going back to the drawing board Gematria creates a new way to force the foregone conclusion. Like the sudden appearance of reverse ordinal gematria.


Theories adapt when better information becomes available. We don't theorize that people get diseases because of being possessed by demons since we learned about bacteria and toxins and stuff. Gematria FAIL. I must be right. Shut up and go away.


No wonder entire research papers (by real scientists) have been devoted to the psychology of conspiracy theorists. It's difficult to believe so many people actually believe this stuff. I'm sure some genuinely do. There is also a fair number that know it's bullshit and have other reasons at the core for promoting it.

I Guessed That One Coming

Hubbard's "Free To Find Truth, Please Donate" YouTube Channel still has the week old video purporting that it's the last before the book is finished because making videos was too time consuming and distracting. In the last half a day 11 videos have been uploaded. He's been filming all along. Maybe this book is done. Not wanting to take things for granted I checked with some of my writer acquaintances. Electronic self-publishing is cheap and easy.


 I really, really hope he goes through with the book. And I hope it has the same title he was proposing. Something along the lines if changing conspiracy theory into conspiracy fact. That will be my topic for tomorrow.


Yep. Going through with a book can't end well. Unless it's just a vanity project for himself and his clan of biased followers. Barbara Streisand Effect and such.

Quick Note About 5/9 Mindless Freaks Post

I'm glad San Antonio won because Dan has bee hinting that the magic numbers were showing Houston. No definite predictions, but the majority of it.


More importantly he missed the memo. There's a flat Earth reference in there. I suppose he has an out since the main topic was Nene's fake groin injury and the flat earth stuff is fake. Doesn't seem to be stated thatcwa, though.

Statistics Post - Math Warning!

Based on number of page views my silly posts are more popular. People loved Nancy Drool and rest assured, she will return!


Yet, if I'm going to keep the overall concept necessity dictates that I delve into some real number stuff, including statistics and probability. This is one of the posts. I might accidentally throw in a pun or two as I go on, but I have no specific plans as I start.


The Free To Find Truth blog is the big daddy of the Gematria blogs, simply by sheer volume. Zach Hubbard is taking a break from videos to work on his book. But do not despair! In 2017 alone there are over 1800 entries. He's not showing any signs of slowing that down. Maybe each number will have an entire chapter for it.


I think the post titles are organized for his own benefit. Easy reference for what words equal what numbers he used before. It also makes it was for me to bust on one of my favorite gematria flaws - the constant shaving if numbers from something big into something small. By the nature of 666 (first pun, that's nature of the beast!) it happens. Other than the number '3' I'll get into I'm not going to get into the truly bizarre methods to shave things down. I'm sure they're there. I'll just assume the words were popped into the calculator and gleaned from the 47,218 thousand different numbering systems available.


The post titles are arranged in this format. This is not a real example, but typical of the feel:


14-27-55-57-112 Danny Bonaduce, San Antonio Spurs, Texas prostitution ring


Then the blog details the meaning.


My research started yesterday morning, May 9th. 93 posts total. 274 two digit numbers, 110 three digit numbers, nothing more than three digits (of course) and somehow '3' got thrown in there.


So let's call that 10 posts a day. If the standard of reporting was ever changed to find things that don't match, even if you reuse each two digit number the maximum number of times you have to match once every week and a half. Just by a happy coincidence right around May 9th starting on May 1st. 90 two digit numbers 11-99. 90/10 posts a day = 9 days. 274 two digits in that period. Once every three days. That just for what was ever worth a mention. More on that later. Throw out all the numbers you didn't like at all after checking Partridge Family,Tim Duncan, The Alamo, whatever. Yeah, virtually impossible to not find a match on two digit numbers in a short period of time.


I totally get the idea you're supposed to be the expert on this. Someone has to decide that 'flaming monkey snot' doesn't have relevance to anything, much less North Korean nuclear weapons. So who gave you the authority to decide that the one time event a = person b negates the thousands of other ways it doesn't? Because they should really look into your licensing agreement.


One post caught my eye and gives me a chance to Jazz this up with a specific example. Pun #2! I'm a Utah Jazz fan and you gave us this non-Denver nugget of wisdom.


Of course the Mormon team is leading at halftime. Then you show the gematria of Mormon or Mormons and Halftime being the same number.


When I think of Utah the first thing I think of is the Jazz. But I'm a fan. Yeah, lots of people would probably crank out Mormon as their first Utah association. But to call them the Mormon team?!? Everything Utah is Mormon? Is table salt Mormon because Great Salt Lake is in Utah? Is it really Mormon's table salt instead of Morton's and the shadow empire has been hiding that, too? Talk about being liberal in finding connections. The real crime is suggesting meaning in Halftime. One of the two teams was leading at halftime! Holy Shit! Call out security the Mormons are about to start a race war! And even if I give you they are the Mormon team, why is this game significant? Like, for instance Golden State was leading at halftime the next frigging game.


I'm sure there's lots of other bullshit connections like this. Maybe that's the point. I don't have the time to research them all. However since 3 caught my eye I'll add that to this post. 3 is significant because you found 13, 23 and 33. Obviously they're all equal because they all have a 3.

Nancy Drool And The Mystery Of Dangerous Dan's Dice Tapestry

A fairly common occurrence in The Mindless Freaks blog is Dan mentioning that he received a comment on an old video. The video in question most recently was about the Simpson's episode where they have an Indian casino. The comment in question is something like, "Let me guess Dan. Dice tapestry = 666.". With a follow up comment from someone else that basically means 'lol'. Dan respond he has no idea what they're talking about.


I don't pretend to know what this means. But my dog's girlfriend, Nancy Drool, tells me she has it pretty well figured it out.


Dice are small, cube shaped objects that have pips (dots) totaling 1-6 on the sides. Used in games of chance like craps. A tapestry is an ornate wall hanging, not uncommon in Native American Culture. Since it is a casino, they are suggesting that it might be reasonable that a dice tapestry was hanging within. 666 is a common number that when people hear the word 'numerology', or are presented with the concept of numerology, think of right away.


Put these all together and Nancy strongly suggests that they are mocking you.


Let me take the pawdium (that's a play on words, DING!) away from Nancy here. Let me guess. The first thing you did was crunch the numbers and find out if dice tapestry really does equal 666. Then you put in the commenters' names and checked to see if they matched freemason, shill, Jesuit, etc...Then you did the dates of the comments and the original video of yours. And then the Simpsons. All looking for nonexistent 'clues'.


I will take Nancy's word for it. It is hard for me to tell since I've never been 'trolled' on my blog posts. Either I have been very lucky or generally tend to present logical and non-insane arguments, who knows?

Gematria Throws Flat Earth Under The Bus

My favorite quote from Zach is now


"Don't be a flat earth retard."


This is actually quite brilliant and I never saw this one coming. They don't deny that there are gematria numbers for the Earth being flat. Far from it. I could make numbers for it. Anyone can make the numbers for it. The work around is that, yeah the numbers are there, but they are wrong. They're planted by the shadow empire to distract us from the real issues.


So there is a point that is too ridiculous to accept. The Earth is round. You are a retard if you don't believe it. But every sports player, and by extension I suppose officials, coaches key fans in the stands, is living out a script and it's all rigged. That's not too ridiculous. Yeah. Sure.

Zach Hubbard's Book

I wish him well with that, it should be an...interesting read. I will buy a copy when it comes out.


In the meantime he has announced he's stopping making videos until it's finished. But don't worry, he still is cranking out an average of 12 blog posts a day in this month alone. Apparently constantly writing does not distract him from writing.


Also he's taking donations. Maybe it's like a PBS fundraiser and once he gets enough money the videos will start again.

The S.C.A.R.Y. Story of Gematria's Origin

The plus side for my readers is that this should be relatively free of annoying numbers - both real math/science and manufactured gematria. And an opportunity for my team of acronym writers to justify being on the payroll.


There's a lot if conjecture here. By necessity since one of the immutable facts about gematria in its current form has no structure, rules or even consensus among its users. It's like a sad episode of Law And Order where the suspects are taken to the room with the one way mirror and interviewed separately. Then when their stories don't match Sam Waterston cries, "Gotcha!" they go to court where the jury finds them innocent. Close up at the end, "Your dastardly lack of logic has foiled us! Curse you!" Even though their stories have mornholes than the bullet ridden corpses in a Sam Peckinpah movie.


Something we do know.  Everything is a conspiracy. If there's a happy human interest story just to make sure people get a break from the death and greed it's not worthy of a mention. Puppy Saved From House Fire is not on their playlist. Who or what is guiding this conspiracy mill is completely unknown.


I'd like to think about some vastly powerful cosmic entity that created the Earth and felt it necessary to force on us with some needlessly cumbersome system to decipher the hidden meaning of our lives. More often it's alluded to be really powerful people. So for convenience and to be able to abbreviate I'm acronymimg(real conjugation) them to be Shadow Conspirators And Random Yahoos, SCARY.


So where exactly did these people originate from? When? Why choose sports instead of math textbooks? Why don't they like puppies?


It must predate the Bible since that is a huge source if these magic numbers. No try and imagine the SCARY checklist developed at the early meetings.


1). Exclusive club members. Check.
2). Purpose. Hide all meaningful events in words. Got this Bible thing. We'll wing it as technology increases.
3). Improve technology. Not because we need celebrity birthdates and baseball boxscores for the numbers. We need to keep ahead of the mindless sheep so they don't know we've hidden the numbers. It's our exclusive club. <let the meeting minutes show this is a work in progress.>
4). Anarchy. Nahhh....we need police and government. What's the fun of hiding numbers if we don't leak it the sheeple and have "the man" bringin' 'em down. WIP.
5). First rule of SCARY club..do not talk about SCARY club.
6). Start genetic engineering project on Brad Pitt.
7). Ignore #5. More fun to leak it to some select random yahoos. It will be much more fun. Too easy to just off them by beating them to death.
8). Invent bullets, just in case.
9). Sub note to #7. Make sure random Yahoos know we are hiding things. More fun. Make sure they don't fear our near infinite power. More fun.
10). Start fucking with technology. Randomly assign new meanings to key numbers and therefore words. Start with Pi.
11). Break for refreshments.


Ok let's end the nonsense here. The point is, if these people are really that powerful then why haven't they kept it a complete secret? If you can breed a person to play baseball, join all the other scripted baseball players to make sure a box score works out exactly a certain way...if you can make sure Erin Moran dies exactly on some certain day...how can you not possibly keep it a secret? Unless you want to leak it.


And what the fucking hell is the point? So you can gather at the SCARY lodge and high five each other?  Everyone check out what Bob did! Erin Moran's time of death was spot on! Big whoop-de-fucking-doo. For me, if these people are that powerful I sure can't do anything about it.


And neither can these random yahoos. Because another constant in gematria is these supposedly earth shattering discoveries are always reported after the fact. All that has changed are the details. I don't care if Erin Moran croaked because she partied too much, had cancer or was murdered because of 126 and 53.


Eventually people WILL get tired of your news reports since there are only so many small numbers to match on. Dan in particular is already hung up on reporting the same gosh awful space/rings/Gabriel/Uncle Barney numbers over and over and over. Tonight in Gematria News Network. San Diego house fire kills fourteen people. Actress Catherine Tate overdosed on cough syrup, the NHL finals are rigged. The other news networks report on a cure for pancreatic cancer. Well, bad example. Because if this generation can't come up with anything better than cough syrup = 44 then we sure as fuck aren't going to cure cancer or solve global warming.

More Playing Around On gematriacalculator.com

Last I visited I discovered that nonsense phrases - lengthy ones with a high total - had been searched multiple times.


Test #1 - Can  the data be manipulated?
Answer: Yes. I made up a phrase nobody else would think of. Since it had a high value it did immediately make the top searched phrases. And when I click on it, that search gets added into the count. So in theory somebody that really had a burning desire to see something show up on the list it can easily be done. I just question the sanity of why someone would do that to something like, "Caleb brings duckling feed to Azaroth's zoo with ill intention for all 2 C." Or the sanity of someone else who sees it on a list and clicks on it again not realizing they will get the result.


Test #2 - First step, verify that the recent searches update nearly instantaneously as if there are constant interested parties using tho site. Yes. Next step, previous visits I noted that there is nothing related to current events.. That's still true. Lots of hellfire and brimstone biblical stuff. But with what's going on in the world shouldn't such an allegedly active site have some hits on North Korea, Kim Jong Un, or ANYTHING current. Yeah! Both are in the top searches for their value. North Korea is third behind Pearl Harbor and Mare's Nest. I can understand that. But with 25 hits???? And one of those was mine? "AY E G G On Us" has more than one fourth as many hits as North Korea. Yeah, fucking right.


Sure looks like a lot of "people" are just as interested in ducklings as world war three. No wonder we're all doomed.

The Duck Of Truth On Gematria

This guy is my hero. After I Googled "gematria confirmation bias" I hit on his video on the topic. He has lots of videos on his channel debunking things. Mostly UFO sightings and supposedly ghostly activities.


His gematria video points out a lot of the same topics I brought up in the past. I was especially fond of how he took the time to load a 300k+ dictionary into a computer program to analyze the average value of the words. Then goes through a statistical analysis of he many matches can be reasonably expected. Basically the same kind of analysis I do by trial and error crunching without a computer program.


Of course Zach couldn't resist posting a comment on his video. So if this were a debate it could be boiled down to this:


Duck: Here's how it works. Here is my logical reasoning and real evidence.
Hubbard: This video is nonsense. Gematria is real because I said so.


After this week's research there are two people I'd like to party with. Mr. Duck and John Glenn. I found a video with some nut job confronting John Glenn about how the moon landing was faked. John's response was to calmly, rationally explaining his side of the story by clicking the guy with a full force punch.


However, I am disappointed that I won't be able to party with John because according to Duck ghost's don't exist much less share a convivial drink with the living.

Dan Doesn't Like Making Up Phrases

I would love to hear exactly what qualifies a phrase as being "made up."


The comment he made about not liking to make up phrases preceded Left Knee Injury, in regards to Tony Parker's injury in the recent game.


If it's left to me or a casual observer to determine whether this is made up it's practically impossible to determine what is made up and what is a real phrase that you should use in place of it in order to not be stretching the credibility of your analysis.




You've done worse, a lot worse in the making up phrases area. It was an injury to his left knee. What's the problem? I think we can agree that if "making up" in the context of gematria that if we use "Non-right middle of the leg injury" it is a deliberate play to change the numbers. But where exactly is the line in the sand that crosses real phrase/made up phrase? Nothing would give me greater joy than for someone to inject a little bit of structure into your thinking about what you are doing. Go ahead and congregate with your cronies and come to a consensus on this .


Tony Parker always goes by Tony. You found it fitting to use William Parker because Tony didn't suit your purpose. That's making up a phrase unless you always use William instead if Tony. Ditto on your own name. Dan, Daniel with last name, without, middle name, middle initial. Change the phrase to make a new number. Call him Porter the Giraffe instead of just Porter. That's making up a phrase. And using numbers as words. Talk about an egregious attempt to hijack a number into being changed into another number. You do that ALL THE TIME. And you also do stupid stuff like conveniently make a year Two Thousand AND Seventeen to change the Gematria because the AND adds to the total.


Your kind of stuck here. If I'm not allowed to say Old Age = 44 is a contradiction to Kill =44 forcing me to just use "age" or "old", well then you start using just "missing" or "tooth" which don't really mean much unless used together. Report on people's first names only? Yeah, like that's going to happen. And you still have no good explanation for single word contradictions like bogus=true.
Pffft! If a phrase us simply more than one word used together I count 16 in that post alone. Now we just have to wait for you to tell us logically what makes what made up and real. And stick to it.

First Three Entries In The Thesaurus Wrecks-Gematria Contradictions

Disinfo or dishonesty, True facts =113
Kill, Old Age =44 (nobody ever dies of old age in the gematriverse. Always assassinated as some part if a conspiracy)
True,Bogus =64


Waiting for more two or three digit numbers to be claimed as definitely meaning something to add entries here.

More Research On 113, The Number Of Dishonesty

bI should make a video for this. Then I could do my impression of The Gematrinator (the person, not his spreadsheet). He is certainly reading from a script. That's a good thing...keeps him focused and on topic. No rambling around. However his delivery is more flat than the Earth supposedly is. I don't expect dressing up wearing a fruit basket on top of the head playing bongos. But try to imagine what its like listening to the news read by Walter Cronkite after popping a couple valium.


In regards to Freddie Freeman. Can't believe that he passed on making a freemason reference to that name. But that's more like Dan's speed. "And..then..I..knew..I..was..on..to..something.." See, typing doesn't do the dry delivery justice. Freddie's been bred by some cosmic entity or secret society with near infinite power to play baseball to prove what happened on 9/11/2001. Because they have a strange sense of humor and couldn't use that near infinite power to do something more direct, like have terrorists discover some new stealth technology or something. <Insert mad scientist laugh here......Muahahahaha! Let's make Chipper Jones hit for the cycle 214 days after George Bush's gardener's birthday! That'll teach the fuckers a lesson!>


Not wanting to waste effort already expended and giving me the chance to make a hitting for the recycle pun, we are reminded that 113 is the number of dishonesty. And since Freddie's name =113, his life has been leading up to this one moment. The best stealth technology the nearly infinite powered entities could come up with was to make sure that Freddie complained about the poor lighting at one particular field and have the news report on it. His complaint was unwarranted. His stats the nearly infinitely powers entities gave him were astronomically above average on a limited number of at bats.


But..then..since..he..was..doing..bats..I....knew..I
knew..I..was..on..to..something.


So cut to the Gman booting up his mighty spreadsheet and recycling the litany of words that equal 113. And to hammer the point home there is a reminder that Jews are (biblically? Not sure. I'm not an expert) permitted to use 'lies' and 'subterfuge' against gentiles. So they nearly infinitely powered entities didn't bury 113 into 'subterfuge' but various synonyms including 'sheepkeeper'. <Muhahahaha! That'll teach the fuckers.> And I see that 'evening' is 113 because people get their news from the evening news.


And..then..I..knew..I..was..on..to..something.


Personally, like most people I get my news from my phone, which is a computer. Computers=113. Oh no. Do I sense a paradox? They're sharing the numerology, the media reports, their videos and blogs all using computers. Well, computing can be done without a machine. They are just extremely handy.


And..then..I..knew..I..was..on..to..something. Computing Gematria Numbers=113. It's not just computers, but the practice of making numbers out of words that is dishonest.


<Muhahahahaha! Let's give them a system that provides ambiguous and contradictory information. That'll teach the fuckers!>


I need to make a thesaurus of common numbers they use. I know I have 44 and 113 well covered. I can turn any two or three digit number you make that is boldly declared to mean just one thing mean the direct opposite. Those 113s I made are real gematria, and nowhere near as much as a stretch a 'evening' (note, not 'evening' news).

#113
#Manchurian
#Paradox

   

Let's Make One Thing Clear About 'False Flags'

To start clearing the air I want to emphasize a difference between the authors of Mindless Freaks and Free To Find Truth. It is clear that Dan clearly gets stuck on connecting two events that have no clear connection to each other, and ignores the examples of what other things have the same numbers do not have the clear connection. Hubbard likes to focus on finding a two or three digit number and listing the synonyms that clearly lead to the same number, but clearly ignore what myriad of words do not fit the conclusion, but just as clearly have the same number. Including clear examples of antonyms.




So Hubbard's latest gem shows that false flag is a clear match to police since they both equal 33. If you are not clear on what a false flag is it has to do with covert operations intending to deceive. If only I could find an antonym of hidden to make my point.


No, did not develop some brain dysfunction or have the clear key on my keypad get stuck. Clear=33.

#Shoe

The Sunny Peach Pit And The Pendulum

I love the way that post title worked out.


I find it ironically fitting as I prepared to post this I turned on Colbert and immediately was greeted by his guest being introduced. Neil DeGrasse Tyson. I would love to see him debate any flat earther. That would be hilarious.


I subjected myself to the torture of watching a large bunch of videos about the flat Earth. This is directly a result of my discovery of Sunny Peaches 77. These people can't make up their minds about exactly what the right explanation is. They even post antagonistic videos about why someone ostensibly on the same side is wrong about the same conclusion. Of course we have the Gematria proof of how NASA = xxx. John Glenn =xxx. Circle = yyy. And so in. Some guy has a video of a ship disappearing in the horizon and simply ends with "obviously an illusion". Lots of photoshopped images. Lots of misrepresented facts.


As for Sunny herself, I was drawn into her world because of a gematria related video. She doesn't seem to consistently stick to that, instead choosing finding various impressive sounding words and phrases, rambling on about how to avoid falling for the false reality we are living. And giving the impression that she's making an audition tape to get the part of Harley Quinn in the upcoming community theater presentation of Suicide Squad.


I was right. She does consistently look away from from the camera. Usually up and to the right. No proof as to why, but curious. I wont read too much into that. I have caught her in an outright lie. Something she said about how she doesn't give shout outs to anybody. Bullshit. You raved on Twitter about the super honest and fun time you had with John Smith on the radio show you were a guest on. And then posted a link.


And then there's her pendulum video that is the main topic here. She introduces her magic pendant that has her grandfathers' ashes in it. Talks about her love for the man and how special the pendant is to her. Then immediately orates about how the object you pick to duplicate her experiment should not distract you so your mind is free. Yeah. That makes all kinds of fucking sense. I'm not distracted at all by my beloved grandfather swinging on this chain. Anyway, through some sort of chi or some weird power you can ask your beloved nondistracting pendulum questions and it moves differently for the answer. I guess she watched a Charmed marathon and got the idea.


I was so happy to see the first comment mention what I immediately noticed. Saved me the time of doing it myself. The entire production was not very well thought out. The ask the magic nondistracting pendulum is filmed framed in front of her face, a fixed reference point. You can clearly see her hand moving to swing the pendulum. Listen Sunshine (hope you don't mind if I call you that. I realize it's not seven letters. Like Sunny which is also not seven letters. Again, not terribly well thought out. But I suppose it could be expected that Georgia Peaches 77 was already taken.), next time film it at an angle to mask it. You may have practiced and kept the hand movement minimal, but you recorded it for posterity here. And it almost works by distracting with your pretty face in the background, but you're no Jenna Coleman.


This blog is about why gematria is stupid, and numbers were left out of the magic nondistracting pendulum video, but it brings up the common theme of how often the arguments are superficially impressive, but not terribly well thought out. For whatever reason there is some massive cover up that NASA is part of and Gematria or some other bullshit "proves" it. Sunshine (Sunshin? Seven letters....maybe you can show a little leg as your new shtick) fucking HATES NASA. She's got more flat Earth propaganda than any other topic.


There ARE things other than NASA going against you flatliners. I know....part of the same conspiracy, blah blah blah, alternate reality blah, blah, Dan thinks pendulums mean Edgar Allan Poe which means ravens which means football which means Ray Lewis which means purple jerseys which means Barney the Dinosaur which means Uncle Barney which means 166 blah, blah, fucking blah.



The use of the pendulum is not terribly well thought out in the global conspiracy concept. Why hasn't anybody even made a footnote about Captain Kater in a blog post or video? Me and Neil DeGrasse are not the only people that have heard of him.


SCIENCE ALERT. At least the numbers will be minimal.


I had a high school physics course where we had the opportunity to duplicate Kater's pendulum experiment to determine the value of the acceleration of gravity (gematria users - it's 9.8 meters it 32 feet per second squared. You are welcome.). Yes, not Newton. Flat Earthers hate Newton. Based on the mass of the pendulum and the length of the swing the acceleration of gravity can be calculated. This is because or good old friend Pi is part of the equation. And get this. Depending on where on Earth you are the value differs slightly because the Earth is not perfectly round. So now the conspiracy/alternate reality has to include covering up every time something hangs from a chain and is set in motion. I kind of get the feeling that if gravity was such an important topic to flat Earth theory, and based on the volume of sheer video evidence presented it is, that you wouldn't just pick on Newton. You could have gained a lot if extra points taking credit for being the first to find some bullshit refutation of Kater instead of just picking on NASA and Newton. Just because Kater's work was in the early 1800's, long before you were even a gleam of sunshin in your father's leg, you haven't thought that like all science advances are made based on the prior work of other people. It's like until somebody like me points it out to you that Kater is just a figment Newton of your imagination.


  I also find it amusing to point out that with the fractional lengths of time involved in the time differences with the pendulum swing that we're n the territory of Pi to two decimal places is not "close enough".


So Sunshine,  good luck and keep your sciency verbiage vague like it is now. If the moving hand mistake isn't sufficient enough for you I trust that if you tread in the waters of real math and science I or someone like me will bury you.

#Fruitloop
#Non-gematria

Apples & Oranges Comparison = The Same

Latest Mindless Freaks post ends with suggesting this connection as a possibility


Ford-Toyota?


Basketball's Chris Ford and repeats of Toyota Camry stuff.


Someone with the last name in the ballpark* of the top 100 most common names in the US can now mean any car. Don't be fooled by his question mark. Or common comments like, "Not sure if this means anything...". If he didn't believe there was a connection he wouldn't have bothered mentioning it. The only thing missing is stretching it further and comparing, say, Clifford to bicycles. Which I probably shouldn't mention since Dan will think it's a good idea.


I find I fitting that Dan mentions in this post he is training someone new. I have no idea what occupation he has, but I can only imagine what the training would be like.


Just give everyone a medium fries. Close enough.
You can use a 3/8" inch wrench instead of 3/4". They both have a three as the first number.
Arsenic cam be substituted for applesauce. They both start with a.
I can't possibly sell you the car for anything less than $23,000. You only have $2.48? Aw heck...sold!


*. Don't know how old it is but my list says 102 and it couldn't change too much. Real ballpark, not numerology ballpark.

#Remindsme
#Closeenough