Saturday, September 30, 2017

The Gematria Factual Error Of The Month, September 2017

The breakdown in critical thinking that gave us'


"Have you noticed these so called victims never have a social media account?"


gets a mention. This was a defense to the everything is a hoax philosophy that pervades all conspiracy speech. I'm sure they do. It takes some time for a terrorism victim to get the family or friends to remember that poor dead little Annie doesn't get Facebook messages because not everyone knows she was blown up by car bomb. And the opposite side is more nuts. Little Annie just died, and she's supposed to come back from the grave and Tweet, "Hi! Got blown up by a car bomb! Doing ok, but it's kinda cold here."


No, the actual winner is supposed to be something from science or math or such. So this month it's economics/politics.


"The U.S. is a communist state because everything is taxed by the government."


I hardly think taxation is son kind of qualifier for communism. There are nine or ten countries/sovereignties that don't have taxation. I'll check again later. It's something like Bahamas, Cayman Islands, Bahrain and a bunch in the Middle East that don't have taxes. That's it. By your logic every other country is at least partially communist. And "everything" is one of those powerful words that often negate any logical argument. Do they really know that you paid your next door neighbor $5 to cut your front lawn? Is volunteering at the local library putting books away taxed? Really? Everything?


And then we have the whole economic and political debate about communist states owning everything and essential taxing themselves. Too weird for me. I'm not touching it.

Gematria Debunked By Philosophers And Lawyers

It would be wonderfully simple if there was a big lawsuit that decided once and for all that the correct approach to numerology was to give it the disdain it deserves. But lawyers don't work that way. Even the side of an argument that's dead wrong doesn't stress too much about it. They still earn a hefty fee.


Philosophers aren't much help either. Regardless of the lack of conclusion on the"sacred" aspect of sacred geometry I can't picture any meaningful discussion once they are asked about how 107=17. It's not their forte.


What we do get is another lesson in written language that presumably the NIPTUCKS took a day off from thinking about. Professional designations.


I'm sure the NIPTUCKS acknowledge the presence of certifications. A lot of times these guys announce their evil cabal membership with a screaming abbreviation after the surname. I'm not just Durp Gromkovitch, I'm Durp Gromkovitch CPA! (Caveman Pattern Advocate). And think about this. The truthers trying to expose them never have any kind of designation. We're still waiting for Phoenix online to offer Truthseeker Extraordinaire Royal Deluxe so they can flaunt their TERD designation. Some heavy shadow empire suppression going on there.


There are a few other designations to add, but these two are the most common. Unlike most professional designations, they aren't all capital letters. Ph.D. It's incorrect to list it as PHD. Even autocorrect instantly suggests otherwise. Harvey Birdman, Esq. Not ESQ. Because ESQ would be an acronym for Especially Stupid Qu...Quetzalcoatl? He is a bird. No its because it's short for Esquire. And apparently coveted by members of the profession. Any old lawyer can't just slap on an Esq. at the end of his name. Just like in The Paper Chase, you have to eeeaaaarrrrnnn it.


When these and those few others (PharmD) there is clearly an intent that a capital letter means something different. But Francis Bacon, extremely pissed off that he never became Sir Francis Bacon, CALCIUM (Capital And Lower Case Information Undisputed Master) never bothered to make a misnamed cipher for these instances.


Naturally in practice usage it offers gematria proponents another option to ignore a mismatch. Harvey Birdman, Esq. Harvey Birdman ESQ., Harvey Birdman, esq....whether in Bacon bits or not. It would be interesting to try and defend, e.e. cummings, pHd as a separate viable gematriot.


There you go. Another elision to add to your list along with the 612,707,298,469 others you already have.

Friday, September 29, 2017

Break Out The Ferrari Cake, The AntiChrist's Birthday Revealed

Well 666 still means something to these guys. With YouTube channels getting shutdown left and right and subscribers booking into NW channels a milestone of sorts has been achieved - 666 subscribers.


Let Lucy and me point out what they have forgotten about 666 that a so called astute researcher would have already figured out but missed. April 9th 1973. Satan's birthday.


Not necessarily the date of birth, but at least a centennial celebration. 4/9/1973, or 4/9/73 leads to the four digit number 4973. Which in and of itself is completely useless to them. Checking gematrix.org there's some nonsense phrases in Jewish gematria and two that make some kind of sense. "The war on drugs is the worst idea ever." And "May twentieth twenty twelve.". The only simple gematria phrase listed is a lengthy list of jewelry, its credibility ruined by addition of a random letter "f" thrown in at the end. Yeah, that really got searched multiple times. Pffft!


The only way to make progress with 4973 is to shave it down to a more manageable size. And we chose that date because 4973 is the 666th prime number. It would make sense (to them) to have researched this since in modern use of gematria you find just as much date numerology and use of the prime number list as actual gematria, converting words to number values.


Checking history there is a fairly significant event 4/9/1973. Israel launched Operation Spring of Youth as a counterattack to the Munich Olympics terror incident. Look! Jews! Terrorism! False flag! 666!


And of course not a peep about it because the prime number bullshit wasn't created until recently and Attu forbid they do actual research instead of reacting to current headlines.


Because there are coincidences and "shit happens Munich and the Olympics have been mentioned in 2016 in the Free to Find Truth blog. The Olympia mall shooting. And Fibonacci numbers were referenced, so number list usage was in place. But nothing too direct, so they missed the 666 tie in.


Wikipedia only lists Spencer Rice as a noteworthy celebrity birth on 4/9/1973. Etienne Aignan 4/91773. Not a lot to work with as far as current headlines.


I think Satan wanted to spend a quiet birthday at home with Chris and settled for the Israeli counterterrorism op instead of messing with us too much that day.

Thursday, September 28, 2017

The Master Of Poor Taste

Once you think Dan couldn't possibly sink any lower he sets the bar even higher.


For the billionth time, if you reduce everything into a series of two digit numbers, the challenge isn't to find synchronicity, the challenge is to not find matches. Since Dan still has a bug up his ass about Twins, the girl getting hit by a foul ball at a Yankees - Twins game recently came up on his radar. The numbers show him the event was rigged, despite the fact that it could mean anything else.


Maybe if Dan had a grasp of the laws of physics he wouldn't claim he doesn't know how they pull off this alleged hoax.


Let's start with the real story of the accident. 105 mph line drive off the bat of Todd Frazier. Little girl gets creamed. Game stops for medical attention. It makes the mainstream media (MAINSTREAM =113, VERACIOUS=113) as the call goes out for MLB to take action for future safety. Girl is doing well at last report. Since the Twins are involved, it must mean something to Dan. His YouTube channel has a video.


A standard claw hammer weighs about 16 ounces. A baseball 6 ounces. Baseball is 3/8ths the weight of the hammer. I found physics web site that quotes that a "brisk" hammer strike is 10 meters per second. That you sounds like the kind of "oomph" you'd but behind a hammer if you wanted to kill someone. 1 mile per hour is about 0.45 meters per second. Force= mass x acceleration. Since speeds are both based in seconds we can ignore that acceleration is in seconds squared, we just want the ratio.




Baseball 105x6=630
Hammer (10/0.45)x16=355


The baseball hit the girl with roughly twice the force of a hammer swing with intent to kill.


This is why ball players get all uppity when they get beaned by a 90+ mph baseball. It from. A lot. Careers have been ruined not just from physical damage, but the psychological trauma. Herb Score.


And how about Mike Coolbaugh? He was killed by a line drive coaching first base. Are all baseball players trained like robots to perfectly aim these balls to suit your stupid numerological needs. We wouldn't need a military. Super human feats attributed to these athletes is just not possible.


Were it you in the stands and your daughter almost killed by an accidental line drive would you really stop to think about how the invisible empire was out to get you? Normal people don't do that. It's all fun and games she it's somebody else you can mock from afar with a system proven to have absolutely zero justification. But like your Grandma Ellie, if tragedy hits you the narrative gets toned down. It took me about 10 minutes to convert your Grandma blog post into a hoax story. Even you called her El LIE. Grandma Ellie =223. The 48th prime. HOAX=48. "A COMMISERATION PLOY"=223. And then I could get really tasteless and add the Nazi and nuclear missiles and fake Holocaust survivor stuff I tacked on.


Your choice of narrative proves two things we already knew. You're not very bright. And you are a petty, mean spirited douchebag.


I hope that relatives of the little girl never hear about this video. They have enough on their minds. You should hope they don't either. All it takes is one litigious minded person to get fired up and get your stupid blog deleted for cyber bullying.

Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Some "Close Enoughs"

Bad me. I take a couple days off, and I lose track of my source. It's there, but will take son digging for the first of the three.


1). We have a new globetrotting record. Some city reported as being "on a parallel" that was awfully close to being on .5, only on the parallel by dropping the decimal places. I seem to remember it was about xx.46. I do need to look it up. Because nothing says says rigged by scary evil empires like dropping decimal places.


2). The Murder by Numbers #26 club. I don't care that the post title suggests you might acknowledge Jesse Belvin died at "26 or 27". You made it obvious he was part of the club. He died at 27, not 26. So unless you're trying to say 26 always equals 27 and never 26 you have no credibility. Well, you also have no credibility suggesting that.


3). Father Time and the Grim Reaper
I think I figured out how tho happened, but we may never know the full story. I do know the end result was another forced narrative to include a 33 that doesn't deserve to be acknowledged.


Here's how it goes: The origin of Father Time has roots in Cronus, with a U. A titan. Carried a Scythe as he was involved in harvesting crops stuff. He may or may not be how the grim reaper figure originated. Real scholars (i.e not gematria scholars) have debated this inconclusively. Cronos, with an O was the time guy. Their names have the same etymology, hence the confusion. So this reader contribution on Hubbard's blog goes into some numerology on the grim reaper and father time and gets lauded for his insight. And we can assume at least one cookie. But it's just a fairy tale. Every time the reaper is mentioned it's, "GRIMM REAPER" like death in a Brothers Grimm story. I don't mind the misstatement until it reaches the point if noting that GRIMM =33. While GRIM without the extra M does not.


Looks like our contributor got caught up in graphic novels and/or TV where Grimm Reapers are part of their universe. Nothing to do with Father Time. Puke up that cookie.



Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Oh. Sure. Yeah, Right

Those that know me are familiar with my lack of laughter. I'm the one cracking the joke. Like it's my part time job to make others laugh. Yesterday I was treated to a genuine lol moment.


Not a real laugh, it was supposed to be a derisive Nelson from the Simpsons, "Hah, hah!" but strangled in my throat as a real laugh combined with it producing a weird chortling sound I couldn't duplicate if I wanted to. If I had swallowed milk just before reading this it
surely would have flown out my nose.


Free To Find Truth blog, September 25th. Post title: Cognitive Diss sees things for what they are (YouTube video).


The first few sentences recap how Hubbard empathizes with the hope the sheep will wake up and the world will change. But it's a long road and there's a lot of work ahead.


"I'm telling you truthseeker, I'm nowhere near a perfect person, but steady like the tortoise is the way to be. That's how I am. I don't get too up, or too down."


<insert strangled chortle here>


WTF?


I've never read so much bipolar content as the past few months. He can't help himself from venting his frustration over perceived unfair treatment from Google. Seven video channels shut down in about three months. The blog had a post taken down by biblestudy.org for copyrighted content. Every time he reacts the same way. Complains in his blog. Continues to do things he's been told not to do. Repeat. Start a new channel, with the same type of commentary that got him in trouble before. His response to the biblestudy.org post? Copy and paste it in its entirety, word for word, into a new post. Hmmm. What could possibly go wrong here?


Here's a comment he made from the most recent YouTube channel shutdown, responding to someone comparing him to Gandhi.


"Gandhi was major shill. See my work on the murder of his wife by the numbers. Here's the real quote. You better help Zachary K. Hubbard kill all these kikes and worthless faggots, or we're all going to be killed first."




Whoa! Attu the Wonder Turtle hardly thinks death threats are a good idea. He fails to see the logic in killing. I thought the purpose was to wake people up? That's kind of hard to do when the target audience is dead.


This is *exactly* the kind of ranting that goes on that gets him in trouble in the first place. Not just him, I have more screen grabs of loyal followers offering up death threats and speech that clearly infringes on Google's prestated Community Guidelines.


Instead of complaining he should be happy that:


1). Google doesn't make good on their message that he's been banned from creating new channels. Of course there's another already created, with no disguising who it belongs to.


2). Bible study.org didn't notice that there are at least two other blog posts he took material from and flag those for copyright strikes.


3). And combining those two, that Google hasn't decided to go through his blog with a fine tooth comb. There's even a vague insinuation that politicians should be killed in there!


Hardly calm, slow and steady all the time.







Friday, September 22, 2017

Gematria Debunked By Planar Coordinates

Gematria is "Sacred Geometry."


Sacred in that religion texts have numbers in them and geometry in that in the world of mindless pattern recognition that "geometry" and "gematria" look similar. The math involved has nothing to do with actual geometry.


Yesterday a cookie winner posted a YouTube link to a guy claiming to have created a new form of geometry. I might watch it, but I doubt it. If it were true the academic world would be all over it.


Negative numbers are a fact of life we deal with. It is easy to dismiss them as a trivial inversing of their positive counterparts. Since they like sports so much, let's go with an easily recognized example of where +1 and -1 are significantly important. Golf. Make a birdie -1 compared to par. Bogey +1. Not only is the negative acknowledged as different, it's better than a positive number.


In the geometry of planes, not the ones that fly, there is an axis system, commonly x and y. Any point on the plane can be expressed by its relative position to the point where the x and y axes intersect. That point is (0,0).


In gematria geometry there's no such thing as negative numbers. There easily could be. How about Francis Planar where capital letters equal the negative value of the associated lower case letter?


 a=1, A=-1, b=2, B-2....


If I were a big scary golf caball that could make hurricanes and I had a foundation in geometry, I'd be all over that.


Just another thing to add to the list of stuff they never thought about when claiming geometry was important to their system.


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Recently I got a lot of joking out of my system since that does get lot more attention than the serious stuff. I've got some book issues to deal with and I'm taking a break from blogging. I will be checking video comments and keep updating the predictions made post, but don't expect anything new for a couple of days.

Thursday, September 21, 2017

Dan's Wendy's Meal

He's getting personalized messages from the New World Order again. He got a clear message that the World Series WILL be Dodgers versus Twins, from his TV without numerology. But since numerology is the real proof we also have his Wendy's purchase.


The number of the day/week or however long recent history may be is 261, and he's got the photo of a receipt or statement showing his fast food purchase of $2.61. What are the odds, right?


Let's see....Wendy's dollar menu, actually $.99 to $1.49 depending on what you get. Looks like he got chicken sandwich and fries for $.99 each. Iowa sales tax 6%. Must have paid with a debit card, tax on top of purchase is $2.11, so a $.50 transaction fee. $2.61.


Makes sense.


The scary invisible empire manufactured our language to show they knew you were going to purchase that meal with a convenience fee instead of paying cash.


Because nothing says scary like being charged a 25% transaction fee for sandwich and fries.


Oh, Dan...don't you know the bankers are in on it?

Gematria Debunked By Toys R Us

There are a surprising number of different reasons why. I'll give you the gematria background.


Toys R Us recently filed for bankruptcy. Along with his other 20ish blog posts and dozen videos for the day avoiding anything resembling working on his book Hubbard reports that it is fake because BANKRUPT =113 DISHONEST =113.


Always with the 113 dishonest catch phrases.


Reason #1
VERACIOUS =113
A ZACHARY HUBBARD VIDEO =113
ZACHARY HUBBARD'S BLOGGING =113


Reason #2
In the real world, which gematria proponents are not truly part of, this is a true story. The one time toy giant never adapted to the competition from WalMart and had been struggling for years. Finally they threw in the towel. The word BANKRUPT is not going away. It will always have the value of 113. Even if this one was fake now the cover up is that there is never such a thing as a legitimate bankruptcy filing. They're all fake. If you need an example of legitimate bankruptcy you need look no further than the moral bankruptcy of gematria narratives with victim shaming.


Reason #3
Name something odd about the Toys R Us logo. Quick. Got it? The 'R' is backwards. A few days ago I joked about the synthetic Acrylic Alphabet as a play on words for Cyrillic alphabet, knowing full well there is a fake Cyrillic alphabet. I just get to use my homework sooner than anticipated. It's called Faux Cyrillic and used in movies to give a fake Russian look to written material. Slap some backward R's in Karl Marx and it screams out, "I'M A MAD RUSSIAN ALTHOUGH MY NAME ISN'T RASPUTIN AND I DON'T HAVE A TESLA COIL!"


Other letters are used. These are substituted for their English counterparts based on look despite representing a completely different letter in another language.   It's really just an R for TRU and whatever movie uses it, yet clearly intended to indicate that it's different. So these nearly infinitely powered entities that make capital letters be special never got around to making a special value for reversed letters. At least not until they read this post.


Reason #4
My insight on reason #2 comes from my knowledge of what's been up with TRU as they are a former employer. I'm forever cursed with more than I want to know about their stock keeping system. Being in charge of price changes before computers fully revolutionized retail I spent way too many unhappy hours on top of a step ladder hauling around heavy cases of Tonka trucks because the corporate office constantly changed the amount to be charged. So I know that Tonka Mighty Dumps stock number at TRU is/was 183032.


An accurate stock system requires individuality. If you're doing a bank reconciliation the two most common errors are repeating the wrong digit, like $132.24 instead of $133.24. Or transposition of digits. Like our friend the Mighty Dump being incorrectly shown as 183023. The Mod 11 system avoids this. Take the first digit x6, second x5 etc....Total it up. Divide by 11. If there is no remainder it's a valid stock number. I'll let you do the math. Another Tonka truck was stock #183040. However, #183048 doesn't work. It would be too easy to get one digit wrong with the 8 vs the 0 at the end. Screws up year end inventory.


In gematria the inventory is totally screwed up. There's no individuality. Your not finding synchronicity, you are picking and choosing the narrative based on our elision abridgement. My world has banana =33 instead of some masonry concept. At least sometimes.


And with that it's time to sign off, cook a big omelet for breakfast and then take a 183032. Because being an individualized six digit number you know what that means by now.

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

The Ovarian Illuminati

The sister organization of the Bavarian Illuminati. Or maybe the same since OVUM and SPERM both equal 71 in simple. "The female then fertilizes the sperm producing a viable zygote." Fucking Niptucks. Literally.


Our gematria friends use Bavarian Illuminati for the simple reason that if 188 or some other numbers pop up they insist that it MUST mean Bavarian Illuminati. Even if it makes absolutely no sense amidst the other narrative. Eli Manning, scripted loss in meaningless preseason game went 8 for 18 passing. 188! The Bavarian Illuminati!


Because nothing says petrifying like evoking a stereotype of a fat German language swilling beer and wearing knee length shorts. Another catch phrase in the gematria lexicon that could mean other things, but always the narrative focuses on the darkest, most lurid possibility.


Death is pretty dark and a common topic, whether the death is proclaimed to be real or a hoax. Lots of people don't like hospitals because it's soooooo depressing. Lots of sickness and death.


Quiz time: What's the number one reason for hospitalization?


Birth. By a pretty good margin, almost as much as the next four on the list combined. And not just birth, but LIVEBORN delivery, as in a living, breathing bundle of joy and frustration being spanked into consuming oxygen and other valuable resources. DEATH =77 in reverse, another heavily overused number now that the reverse elision was "discovered" recently. LIVEBORN = 77 in simple and has been 77 for ages. And how many times does a gematria narrative talk about birth instead of death? Somewhere between zero and zero, and zero doesn't count. Not direct antonyms but pretty close. Fucking Niptucks. Again, literally.


Considering the number of hospitalizations isn't the only curious aspect of ignoring the topic. No, I'm not suggesting that the Ovarian Illuminati are in charge of OVA, the Office of Veterans Affairs, clearly part of the NWO military industrial complex. That's Bavarian territory - veterans' groups like to get together and swill beer, perhaps wearing shorts on occasion. The Ovarian Illuminati is in charge of names.


Thanks to reductions, use of number lists, PhraseShopping, Tindering, and all tricks to change one number into another number it seems like every single name has a masonic connection. Well everyone can't be, right? What's the point of preaching your lurid tale if the entire audience is part of the problem? Especially when your own name has a masonic meaning. Somebody's hiding the great naming secret. The Ovarian Cysterhood.


I'm pretty sure they also work for the food court on the side. Keeping track of the number of eggs in the omelets.


They also suffer from gender discrimination. The NWO appears to be male dominated. They don't have any gematria rules and never ask for directions. The females might, but ever subservient their pleas for structure and consistency are ignored. I imagine they are told to shut up that their only purpose are getting pregnant, hiding the real names and cooking 🍳 <-----see, emoji defaults to frying pan with an egg.


Now that I've insulted women already, a fitting old joke.


Why did God create women? Because sheep can't cook.


Sheep being a common description for the mindless masses that think birth should be just as important or more important than death. Personally, I like/dislike men and women equally, much preferring the friendship of dogs.



Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Gematria Debunked By The Umlaut

Actually all similar punctuation, but we have an extra reason or three to promote the umlaut to post title worthiness.


Unfortunately my phone doesn't allow me to create characters like umlauts so you have to settle for descriptive wording. Nothing that you can't handle if your brain hasn't Ben crippled by destructive thought processes. Like gematria.


Dan had a run in with Husker Du as one of their band members bought the farm. He notes "the importance on the U" since truly proper spelling of Husker Du has umlauts above the u's. Proceeding to point out how this leads to <sigh> another 33 artificially manufactured since it's the coolest two digit number in gematria he also sees fit to PhraseShop METAL UMLAUT and do gematria of that.


Nope. Not a metal umlaut. Well, it is and it isn't.


What is an umlaut? It's the funny little •• marking over vowels in some foreign alphabets. It is not a Germanic word for omelet. The reason I bring this up is that OMELETS does not equal 33. Therefore you won't find them at the Freemason Food Court. OMELETTES, however, do equal 33 (reverse reduction). Note there are two e's vs. three e's in the alternate spellings. E for egg. Further proof of masonic versus non-masonic omeletry (real word) is TWO EGG does not equal 33, but THREE EGG does. Place your order carefully depending on how cabalistic you're feeling.*


Umlauts are diacritical marks that indicate there is something different about the letter they are paired with. In Husker Du it is shown to clue in the reader that its pronunciation is differing, like "Who-sker Doo" instead of like a Nebraska Cornhusker. Which reminds me of a lack of any updates on what happened in Nebraska during the Barcelona terrorist attacks. But that's another old story (Previous post, "Barcelona Schmarcelona...)


So Dan is right, they are umlauts. It is a rock band. But a true metal umlaut is used where it doesn't belong because it looks "cool". Noteworthy uses are Blue Oyster Cult and Motley Crue. Also, Spinal Tap famously mocks the use of the umlaut that doesn't indicate change of pronunciation by putting the umlaut over the N. Umlauts belong on vowels. Husker Du, the band, is named after the Norwegian phrase ("Do you remember?") which properly has umlauts regardless of whether it is a band. The phrase is famous enough to have made it to a memory game. The box art has - over the u's in place of ••, probably because of some childhood trauma related to Morse code, but still ...acknowledges change in pronunciation.


Dan, the master of lack of diacritical thinking ( note: apostrophes can be used as diacritics!) has allowed his confirmation bias to PhraseShop, METAL UMLAUT, instead of UMLAUT.


There are loads of other diacritics. One that I can show, but not married to a letter is the ~. The tilde can be shown with n's to make it known that tho means the "ny" sound. Manana is said, "man-yan-a". Banana is not "ban-yan-a". And note that BANANA, like a billion other things equals 33. So if offered as an ingredient or topping on your omelette, plan your breakfast order accordingly.


Most common diacritics English speakers use come from foreign languages. Supposedly, "they" are working on "decoding" other languages. Which is surprising that it's taking so long. They always ignore the mismatches and using every other language makes more matches. Some Hebrew has been done. Sort of. By translating English into Hebrew. So it's really just English. Any attempt to translate a "n~" vs. "n" is a mystery. And what to do with the Cyrillic alphabet? I recommend creating a synthetic alphabet called the acrylic alphabet that avoids the diacritical marks in Cyrillic. Mostly just for the synthetic pun.


Pronunciation is completely lost when words are changed into numbers. And in real language pronunciation is important, not just a way to force a numerology narrative to equal 33.


 * With numbers you can use a dash over a decimal to indicate repetition. So be warned that a 60.54545454 (repeating) egg omelet would be Satanic. Plan your breakfast order accordingly.

Monday, September 18, 2017

Sunday Night Footcaball

Have to acknowledge the new NWO moniker, "cabal". Well, not new, but now it's promoted into the heading of Free To Find Truth blogging. A cabal sounds super scary. I might not sleep the same ever again.


These NIPTUCKS just aren't content to screw us over with hurricanes. They actually take the time to mock us by planning the NFL schedule. ATLANTA FALCONS=239, and Sunday Night Football is Packers/Falcons, 239 days after the Packers/Falcons NFC championship game. No word on how Green Bay numerology fits in. But they are NIPTUCKS. I'm left to take my best guess. Here goes:


The Falcons logo is a black colored bird. It's really a crow. Crows "caw". It's a ball game. Caw-ball. Cabal. Atlanta metaphorically murdered Green Bay in the January championship game. A group of crows is called a murder. Some people drink red wine when they eat cheese. After losing again, the Packer fans need something stronger. Rum is a potent liquor. IT could be consumed with cheese. IT is in theaters now. Stephen King. REDRUM. It all makes sense. But deep down what matters is-


Nothing says scary like an invisible empire with a day planner that takes the time off from making hurricanes to plan a rigged football game date.


If you're going to go to bed before the game is over, there's no need to predict the outcome. Just point out that you hacked their Outlook calendar.


This has happened before, most recently the Canelo-Golovkin boxing. Completely ignoring the capital G in Golovkin, we all know what that means, we got understanding on why the fight was when it was. Adhering to the core principal of gematria reporting after the fact since they didn't meet in the alley behind the bar and the fight was scheduled in advance.


Nothing says ominous like a cabal that keeps its appointments.


The scary cabal stories permeate throughout, such as McMaster.


Nothing says dangerous like an invisible empire that codes evil numbers into 25% of a person's last name.


Or how about the next Godzilla reboot. The movie tagline:


You will S in your P when G stomps on T!


Starring Shailene Woodley as the politician since nothing says fearsome like numerology on two fifteenths of someone's name! Put the release date in your calendar now!

Sunday, September 17, 2017

Lost In Space And Gematria

Often I prefer early morning hours to post here. The dog, once finding that no food is involved, goes back upstairs and leaves me alone. And I get son really interesting TV selections.


I can semi-multitask and half pay attention to the background noise. Most energy goes into the blog and maybe an occasional output signal from TV interrupts my train of thought. (While I imagine Dan spends all kinds if time number crunching every detail, Hubbard is focused on what's going to be turned into '33'.). For example, I was watching Battlestar Galactica while doing G work.


So as Lost In Space comes on, I have three random thoughts. Both remind me of gematria.


Before CGI anything that did the equivalent of teleportation ala Star Trek simply appears or disappears, accompanied by an annoying "popping" sound. This effect was beats to death, used extensively in any Irwin Allen production. (Voyage To the Bottom of the Sea, next!)


This makes no sense. The Robinsons are lost in outer space. They are meeting lots of different aliens, even though it is really just people in bad make up or a foam rubber suit. (Sorry for the spoiler). Every different technology makes the same popping sound. And Attu forbid anybody simply walks away.


So just like gematria; it makes no sense.


The robot in general is stupid. That alone reminds me if gematria. Specifically, the clawed hands. Often the (spoiler!) person inside would fumble around trying to grasp an object because as far as functionality goes the clawed hand was completely impractical. As if the robotic costume isn't enough the producers seem to be saying, "Of course it can't have human hands, it's a fucking robot!!"


So like gematria. Robot claws, they might look cool, but they are useless.


The solution to the problem comes through gematria. If you can substitute masonic concepts for 33 instead of pizza or whatever, just give the robot a teleporter. The technology must be really basic since everyone has it. Will Robinson probably got a toy teleporter hobby kit for Christmas (or Attu Day, if you prefer).


No more fumbling around. Awfully convenient when the robot hits puberty and it comes time to remove bras from Penny or Judy.

Godzilla, King Of Gematria

Maybe it would be better to call it Gameratria. Gamera being a giant lizard of Japanese origin like Godzilla. Attu the Wonder Turtle and Gamera being drinking buddies and all. Godzilla is way cooler though and he is the King of the Monsters. No need to pollute his sterling reputation as a total bad ass and bring up his sordid history of holding Gamera's head up as he puked in the toilet after a post Attu drinking binge. Or is it too late for that


Er....back to work.


So we can now do gematria on partial names now, eh? Oh really? Can you possibly do anything different to further trivialize your system more, or is it all out in the open? Have you run out of bad ideas yet?


If you weren't here yesterday, General McMaster was called "Mc". Period. Attu letter....sorry, a two letter portion of his last name. So for the sake of thoroughness I checked to see if I could find a reference to that being a common nickname for McMaster. Of course not. I'll let Dan work on that one more. (H.R. "Mc" McMaster- The Mc-The Mick -Kaitlin Olson - Mary Kate Olsen - Olsen TWINS.!). I did try to keep true to the use of two letters before I got peckish and went on my food tangerine....er....tangent.


But now let's further trivialize the partial word concept. The next step is to go for just a single letter. There are options.


Let's get John DeLancie, Michael Moriarty and several James Bond costars out of the way first. The capital letter Q equals 33 in Franc Baconis, an elision (cipher) created somewhere around April this year since there weren't enough bullshit numbers available in the 476,210,286,115 other elisions available. If the goal is to reach your favorite two digit number of 33, cut your work in half. Use one letter instead of two. There is a movie about a flying lizard called Q (short for Quetzalcoatl, I trust the makers use of the abbreviation is obvious). I like the movie, but it is rather forgettable. But it does equal 33. So the masons must have something to do with it. Q is a recurring nemesis in Star Trek, TNG portrayed by John De Lancie. Ultra powerful but more of a cosmic irritant at times than a nemesis. The irritant part reminds me of gematria. The ultra powerful part, not so much. In bond movies Q is the Quartermaster that is the helper of Bond by dispensing nifty gizmos that 007 (which certainly must equal 33 by spelling it out, using prime number lists or sum of divisors over the 309,173,873,188,204,177 elisons available) uses to get out if jams and in general look super cool and spyey (real word.). The helpful part of Q in Bond reminds me of nothing in gematria. But 33. So there you go.


If you want to use an older elision instead of the bastard offspring, go with capital G in Francis Bacon. The Q and G are related through Godzilla. Really. I can prove it! Our flying reptile in Quetzalcoatl, Rodan. Godzilla's designated driver.


Talking about Godzilla allows me to dodge theistic matters since that's what I use Attu the Wonder Turtle for. And I'm not even going to mention him in this post as he's sleeping off his hangover. So even though God could be lopped off and just called "G" there is a precedent for Godzilla. Look it up. There's even a biography calling him The Big G, Japans' most famous Mon-Star.


G=33. Godzilla is 33. The Masonic Monster. Gamera has a capital G. Mason. Battlestar Galactica starring Lorne Greene. Double G. Gigi. Double G. Or more like G and a half. Google is a G and a half. Bobby Gorem from Law and Order. Policeman. Must be a mason. Geoffrey Giraffe. Gigi Giraffe.


The idea of using part of a name yells out, I'M A MAD SCIENTIST WITHOUT A TESLA COIL AND I HAVEN'T WRITTEN ANYTHING NEW ABOUT 33 IN AGES SO I'M JUST GOING TO MAKE SOME SHIT UP!

Saturday, September 16, 2017

The Freemason Food Court

General McMaster has a problem. Not North Korea, the ultimate two letter combination for Masonry, "MC".


Several different elisions were used although clearly the Jewish total of 33 (what a surprise) was the most important to Hubbard. The screen shot was in a larger font than the rest. The rest of those totals including catch phrases that I fail to understand exactly how they relate to masonry such as United States of America =228 and Washington DC being on the 38th parallel.


What started as a simple whine about the brutal PhraseShopping of "McMaster" into "Mc" avalanched into something far more significant. The New World Order is an army. And an army marches on its stomach. Lucy Furcertain our ace researcher had me stop the whine presses and revealed her findings.


Without any precedent or even acknowledging the PhraseShopping of just two letters of a name, significant gematria was presented. So it looks like that's another "rule" we haven't seen before. There are other two letter combinations with 33 gematria. "CR" =33. All right Craig, your on the team. Most of the other combos aren't found in last names. Mostly due to lack of vowels. Going through alphabetically there was also "BS" and "DQ" and....


Holy Mason Mortar, Batman. DQ- Dairy Queen. Don't need to drop letters as it's common called just DQ. Reverse BS, to SB-Sbarro. McDonalds -MC. Here's the supply chain to the front line troops of the invisible empire.


Lucy is currently researching Godzilla, Michael Moriarity, John De Lancie and some other stuff. That will be tomorrow's post. Congratulations if you figure out ahead of time how that will tie in together. She did get me started and there's so much mason food out there we'll just give you some. Turns out that just a visit to the mall food court has these masonic goodies. I'm sure there are more.


Sbarro. Pizza. Yep. Pizza =33. Bavarian Illuminati. When not busy actively shutting down YouTube Channels time for a quick snack. Bavarian Pretzel. Pretzel=33. McMaster being a leader type reminds me of Caeser. And the Roman numeral XI= is 11 in Roman numerals the Mcmaster number! And equals 33. Julius Caesar. Orange Julius. Orange=33. Dairy =33. Oh DQ, we're so onto you! Starbucks =66. They are twice as unhealthy, caffeinated and expensive as other coffee vendors. (Also equals 33 in an exception method.) Fries=33. Indeed all fried food be it chicken, rice, eggs...Fried=33. Hot dog =33. Cinnabon does not equal 33. We aren't buying it. There has to be a cover up. They are cinnamon buns, and if the more natural name of Cinnabun is used that equals 33.


These are all types of crappy, unhealthy food. Junk food =33.


I think even Hubbard would agree we're on to something here. He did comment about obesity multiple times recently. The burden of our unhealthy eating habits lies squarely on the guts of the New World food chain.

Friday, September 15, 2017

Gematria Debunked by...Cats

That is intended to evoke a WTF? response. But although this is more mockery than serious linguistic analysis I get the choice of what angle I want to approach this.


And in a weird way, this should make some sense.


A reminder that someone got the bright/really stupid idea that the NIPTUCKS created our entire language instead of gematria just being a practice performed on holy text. Sports and dead 20th, 21st century celebrities being absent from those texts.


You are allowed to do gematria on personalized, that can't be proven. Dreams. Dan heard a loud noise and we got the gematria of LOUD NOISE. Dan did Gematria on the misspelling of Kirk Cameron's name.


It's hard to describe the poem, Jabberwocky in regards to spell checking. A significant number of words were made up. Load it into Microsoft Word and the spell checker goes ape shit crazy. But Lewis Carroll is well known. The heroes "vorpal blade" became part of the lingo in Dungeons and Dragons. D&D is famous enough to be one of the 63 toys inducted into the toy hall of fame. Movies and television are greatly influenced by D&D. Since some of the celebrities involved are dead it's a safe bet that Lewis Carroll was important to the NIPTUCKS.


Alice in Wonderland has the Cheshire cat. Hardly a typical cat by the most common standards. (A cat being defined as "annoying excuse for lazy pet owners that never got a dog.). But nevertheless a cat.


Oh, just for additional ammo...Dr. Seuss, Cat in The Hat, more movies.  More made up words.


Lewis Carroll important. Made up words important. Cats important. Personalized events that can't be proven important.


Growing up we had the family cat. Her name was Frisky. She used to wake me up by walking on my pillow and purring loudly so I would get up and feed her. What the family did not have concurrent with a cat was a computer.


Much the same as the waking me up story, cats tend to do things to get attention. I know people that have cats. And you can Google something like "cat and computer keyboard" and find that this is common enough to have made it to the Internet. Cats walk on and/or flop down (notice the purposeful avoidance of having to choose between "lay down" and "lie down") on the keyboard. Their paws or fat asses inevitably striking some of the keys.


Congratulations dumb asses. By not sticking to the original use of Gematria on the Bible you have just allowed your cat to indicate that something like"df dfgddghhsacvvfffdfbvddffc" is now deeply meaningful. It is text. The letters have values.


The odds that your cat will type in, "Jenna Coleman, although pleasing to the eye, should be mistrusted because in fact she is the Antichrist" is exceedingly small. It ranks on the probability of happening scale just above only one thing-gematria having any useful value. The odds your cat will produce a string of nonsense characters that have the same value in simple, non-reduced is slightly better. Any sense that could ever be made would have to be cross matching with reductions and further interpretation of the resulting two digit numbers.


Another big lamprey argument over exactly what is significant. Carroll/Geisel should certainly be considered high up on the food chain of significance. "jnknnmlpkoknknkm" should probably not. But what if your cat just hits "sad"? This could have maybe already has happened. The cat senses you are frustrated at what you are doing on the computer. You're feeling sad, and the cat decides to cheer you up. The keys are close together. You can dismiss it as a remarkable coincidence or do gematria on it.


Two more points about cats and keyboards and Gematria.


Use of an apostrophe is even more difficult for a cat. My keypad requires me to shift to bring up the character. Since these guys just can't seem to get the proper use of an apostrophe right, it makes me think catmatria is not to be taken seriously.


However, in regards to holy text - Satan does have the nickname, Old Scratch. Maybe there's a master plan already set in motion once cats get tired of pushing things off the edge of the table.


You may never look at cats the same way ever again.







Thursday, September 14, 2017

2017 Super Bowl Champion New York Jets

Subtitle, an exercise in gematria frivolity.


It will be no big surprise to many readers that every team is hinted at being the 2017 Super Bowl champion using the baseless systems of modern gematria. With intent I'm combining some of the concepts I've seen together that have already or could possibly be used in conjunction in the future.


As a starting point. The Jets are considered to be a prime contender for the most inept team in 2017. If you want to, pick what you fancy. It's pretty easy to convert them to the champ.


The big number this year is 98 since it's the 98th NFL season. TOM BRADY and ELI MANNING, both prior ring bearers each have the decency to equal 98 in simple. The ever obfuscating NIPTUCKs have not made it clear which of their 98's is better this year, so naturally the narrative is either. Team names of 98 are important, but not necessary for my exercise. I don't want this to get too involved and outlandish. So I'm sticking with a player name.


Boy they sure do love their prime numbers. And 98 is not prime. I could use sum of the divisors, 2+7+7=16. Yet, just as much as I don't want to get too involved I want a prime and want to include some stupid ass crap they do all the time.


So reverse the digits. 98=89. 89 is the 11th prime number. Bingo.


That's a teeny number. We're not going anywhere with simple or reverse elisions, except with reductions. A boatload of stuff reduces to 11.


Nobody said it has to be the quarterback. From the comments I take it the Kelvinator got into a debate over whether Tom Brady is THE CHOSEN ONE=98. So the NIPTUCKs haven't fully decided for this year.


Now I pull up the Jets roster. Even a full name is going to be more than 11 when reduced. I could be really trivial and just use a first name, but I'll settle for last names. The list is alphabetical. And mercifully my homework is finished. Adams =11. Which equals 89 which equals 98. He's the chosen one.


Just by chance since there's so many numbers flying around in football, his jersey number is 33. Other than 98 I can't think of a more fortuitous coincidence. 33 is the most overused reduced number in gematria.




Great news for the Jets fans. Other than the hundreds of other 11/89/98 guys out there.


Great, now I have to start checking recaps for his stats unless he gets cut from the roster or injured.


Game 1 vs. Bills.


1 assisted tackle, 4 tackles. Went to college at LSU =14 (Septenary).  Forced a fumble. A very "Chosen One" kind of feat for a defensive player.


Not convinced yet? He signed a $22.3 million contract on 7/20/2017.


223= Masonic (Jewish)
223= Synagogue of Satan


7+20+20+17 =64
CHOSEN =64
FORCED =33. Forced fumble, just like his jersey number.


It's that easy.

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Dan Sets Himself Up

The Pope took time out from his busy gematria schedule (trying to win holy wafers for this week's NFL games - he was a bit busy on Sunday doing Attu knows what) to address climate change. Dan saw the quotation in the news article and gematriculated it.


Man is stupid = 71


I'm assuming there are a few functional brain cells in there. Like, he does know how to operate a computer, other than maybe some sticky residue making the apostrophe key malfunction. But short of borrowing Jason Beghe's helper monkey he must be doing this blogging by himself. What he's not doing is anything close to critical thinking in regards to what he is putting on record.


I think...I'm not sure. But I think his pattern recognition skills might have noticed that, "Man is stupid" is just a single letter different than, "Dan is stupid." You would need to be a full caveman Durp to not notice when your own name is Dan. If he had thought about the implications that might have, he may never have posted the gematria. Done it, sure. But not put it on public record.


Dan is more likely to find out about this post and do numerology on Jason Beghe, the movie Monkey Shines and its fairly recently deceased director, George Romero, than to figure out that d's and m's reduce to the same values in both simple and reverse elisions. And that 71 was from the reverse reduction method.


How fitting is this follow up sentence from the Pope?


"When you don't want to see, you don't see."


That's about 100% right. Despite overwhelming evidence that his system is corrupt and useless he continues to churn out his useless truth seeking, bullshit rhetoric. 

Monday, September 11, 2017

Joke Time - Nostradamus

Nostradamus was going through a rough patch in life. He had just been laid off from his job, taking little solace having "seen it coming." Not ready to settle into a job like greeter at StoneMart or a server at Gruel Hut he had his eyes on the classifieds for something more fitting his qualifications. When he saw that Gematria Corp. was hiring a seer he thought that would be perfect.


His resume included some of his best quatrains and he got a chance to interview for the job. After they hashed over the basics the Gematria Corp. rep said,


"Nosy, we really love your stuff. The bit about the great upcoming evil was nicely vague. But we have two problems.  One being your all words and no numbers here."


Nostradamus pointed out that his resume showed him to be willing to learn. "I anticipated that question!", he quipped.


Laughing the rep continued, "Love your sense of humor! But a more serious problem. We specifically put in the want ad that we wanted someone to make predictions for the year 501.


Nostradamus made his deal breaking mistake. "I thought that was a slip of the quill, I was born in 1503. I predict the future."


Sighing the rep told him, "Well we can't use you. It's not just that Gematria always reports after the fact. You've admitted your not a prophet for the year 501. We're in this to make money."


"We are not a 501 seer non prophet corporation."

Nostradamus, Football And Gematria

"The warriors with tools, and beast collide,
And one is forced to subside,
The quartermaster at last rallies,
Garnering the awaited crown,
The blacksmith's son is redeemed,
And to each his countrymen bestows,
The glory over ancient foes."


Don't throw a hissy fit. Nostradamus didn't write that, I made it up. It's an example of how Nostradamus operated. Maybe with a couple of rhymes thrown in because when I write song parodies here it pleases me aesthetically. I don't think Nostradamus rhymed.


A lot of Nostradamus's success can be attributed to the vagueness of his writing. And the prolific quantity. I know what some might be thinking. What about the famous Hister quatrain? Just like the often quoted 9/11 coincidences and the Lincoln/Kennedy story, once you get past some superficial "hits" the "misses" far outnumber the hits. Just like gematria.


Nosy lived at at a time when a couple of things could be counted on to happen in the near future. War and plague. Whether intentional or not (I think intentional) he throws in vague metaphors throughout that are wide open to subjective interpretation. Like "the great iron cage". Prison? Conquered country? A mountain range with metal ore deposits? Am unrequited love? Oh dear, sweet Wolverphelia, my heart is bound to thee. So I'm going to kill your husband, the archduke and sorry about the war that starts after that.


 So how can we possibly get more vague?


Two and three digit numbers.


Today while on a road trip Hubbard substituted "normal" blog posts for a list of nine two digit numbers his flunkies were supposed to look for in today's NFL games. Wow. What a challenge. The cookie winners crawl out of the woodwork. 2nd and 5, that's equal to 52. Harvey, as in the hurricane, =29. Jacksonville scored 29 points against Houston. Well, why didn't Houston score the 29 points? And as expected, a jersey number reference. A more telling exercise would be to try and not find the magic nine numbers.


Back to my hoax prophecy. A modern day Nosy might try and use football instead of war as a topic.


Warriors - could apply to any team. Football is a violent sport. Some specific team names in sports like the Patriots could be called warriors. Or the Titans
With tools- Jets, steel/Steelers.
Beasts- animal names are crazy popular.
Quartermaster - sounds prettier than calling it a QB. Try and find a Super Bowl champ without a significant performance by the QB, pro or con.


Now to get a little more specific. But just like Nosy, no time frame is stated.


Garnering the awaited crown, everyone loves a redemption story. Blacksmith's son, now I have African American players, sons, and anyone named the most common surname covered. years from now, odds are looking good that will apply to at least somebody.


And then of course the team will hoist the trophy and celebrate.


And it doesn't have to be football. That point guard dishing out assists could be the quartermaster. Obama's grandson could win an election. Gosh knows what it could mean.


So if you're going to predict something, be Nosy and keep it vague. In the meantime, as far as making a significant actual prediction. When the football rules change to five downs, it's fifth and two with 5.2 seconds left on the clock, the game winning fifty yard field goal is kicked by number 52 and the final score is 52-51 where the opposing team would have had 52 points except for a missed point after, the MVP has name gematria in simple non reduced of 52 and the same for the venue....then we can talk. I'll even be generous and take half of those. Until then, 25 does not equal 52 in a relatively meaningless game in the first week of the season. Hop on the next quatrain out of town and don't come back.


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Sunday, September 10, 2017

Time For Gematria To Upgrade Their Catchphrases

Yesterday I saw how somebody was joining in a class action suit against social media for censorship. This was well after my post regarding how they don't seem to be terribly frightened about an organization that can make hurricanes, among other fabulous events. So if they aren't afraid, it's only natural that we as mindless sheep aren't. The problem is their catchphrases. Nobody is intimidated by Freemasonry anymore. Since everything is two or three digit numbers there are lots of alternatives and a chance to ratchet up the scary level.


I could spend the rest of my days creating an entire new lexicon. Time limitations will just have me settle for a few here.


Eye Of The Eagle
Value 119
Replaces All Seeing Eye


We've already seen how all things film are NWO. How about that for a lack of coincidence? Eagles have notoriously sharp eyesight. And it's an incredibly bad movie. Mr. Ed Crick portrays are main bad guy. When I think of wooden performances, Ed is my go to guy. (Steve Railsback and Michael Pare also come to mind). He was also in Kindergarten Cop. And if that's not mainstream enough for you, the director gave T2's Robert Patrick his start! Just like the Stonecutters' song in the Simpsons refers to Steve Guttenberg being a star, how this guy had any career without occult assistance is a mystery.


TESLA COIL
Value 330
Replaces everything 33


There are only a few words in a simple system that equal 33 that have any value in a narrative. Amen comes to mind. Banana and The also equal 33. But really? Who other than Adrian Monk would be scared of bananas? They don't even make arsenic from bananas. In a black and white sci fi movie, short of screaming "I'M A MAD SCIENTIST!" nothing says mad scientist more than random bolts of electricity going up what looks like a rabbit ear antenna ore cable TV. The caps lock value in Francis Bacon is 330. We all know you can drop the zero. Since most of the narratives are 33 in a reduction method this is a great pick for science and scary combined. Of course Hurricane Jose is manufactured! 33! TESLA COIL!


Yakuza
Value 111 (666)
Replaces everything 666


That value is in Francis Bacon with just capital Y. If you're going to embrace creation of previously undiscovered elisions, combining Francis with Sumerian is the next illogical step. Trust me. When the Church Of Satan laughs at you for 666 references its time to modernize. Yakuza are a lot more scary to people nowadays.


Ninja Training Montage
Value = 98
Replaces Tom Brady


Sports rigged? Tom is the NFL poster boy. He had to get at least some skill in acting. Now combine that with ninjas so you can get something scarier than Yakuza. Now you tie in the movies to the sports directly. In a sports movie or martial arts movie you get cool training montage sequences, complete with an upbeat song with a strong bass beat. You don't see ninja training montages. Of course! They're fucking ninjas! You never see them! That's their job! "I let you film my training, now I have to kill you".


Phoenician RPG
Value = 135
Replaces Terrorism


Our language has been guided to code the numbers. The Phoenician alphabet must fit in somewhere. There must be some Pythonym regarding ancient rocket propelled explosives. I think even the Spartans would think twice before going up against a Phoenician terrorist with an RPG.


Breath Of The Raptor
Value = 88
Replaces Pentagon


Totally meaningless. But sounds really cool. They do that all the time. You wake up in the middle of the night. Is that the tickle of a ninja blow dart on my neck? Oh crap! It's the CIA and/or velociraptor.


Drewpoppelganger
Value = 227
Replaces Pi


If you refuse to get Pi right, at least change it to something so bizarre that you don't need to defend your sloppy science. Here we get an occult/supernatural reference and a film tie in. Drew Barrymore started in the 1993 movie Doppelganger. This one's great for celebrity deaths. They didn't really die...it was a stunt double!


Depending on reader reaction this mockery may return in the future. Hmmm. Future. Future Hunters. Robert Patrick. Made by the same guy who made Eye Of The Eagle. That must be a clue.

Saturday, September 9, 2017

Gematria And Predictive Programming

To paraphrase the definition of the phrase 'predictive programming' found on the Internet among other places:


It's a conspiracy theory that when a false flag operation is planned that society puts references in the media in advance, ostensibly to desensitize the masses from the fake horrors that they are about to be portrayed. Commonly the feasibility of the operation is so ridiculous that the ensuing cover up is, well, ridiculous.


I think we can be pretty sure Hubbard got his favorite search engine out (probably not Google. He fucking hates Google.) and looked up 'nuclear hurricane' after a Florida politician used the phrase in regards to Irma.




And he found the Fred Olen Ray film, Nuclear Hurricane. Then labeled it as predictive programming.


Mayor Levine's use of the phrase was a metaphor or analogy. It sounded nicer than, "Big Ass 175 mph winds storm that will fuck you up if you don't leave, now." There are nuclear plants in the projected storm path, but no Fukushima style problems are anticipated. As far as actual nuclear problems and the storm, that's the plot of the movie.


Being more of a polymath than Truthiracy could dream of, I have quite a bit of knowledge about the B movie in general, and Fred Olen Ray in particular. I know Fred, personally. I know the way he thinks. There's nothing predictive about his film making process. He's one of the kings of the rip-off. This movie was post Katrina, not pre Irma in its making. The nuclear plant angle was added to spice things up a bit.


How this relates in the Gematria world......there's a lot of film out there if you haven't noticed. There's only so many two and three digit numbers. So when you do the numerology of Fred Olen Ray there's bound to be one of your stupid catch phrases in there. Here you go. It matches NEW WORLD ORDER. So now, every movie Fred has ever made is suspect. He's part of the NWO.


Let's see what we have to work with. Fred has made a lot of movies. Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers. In their thinking it must be predictive programming for Tobe Hooper's death. Which was related to Texas/ Hurricane Harvey. Geez, I thought it was just to capitalize on Texas Chainsaw's success. You bastard. How about Super Shark? And all the crappy SyFy channel movies his son Chris Ray has been in. Sharknado is predictive programming for an actual upcoming shark storm? I thought it was just mind numbing escapist entertainment. You bastards.


And Fred is loyal to actors he's used. They're in on it too. Bastards. Once you get done playing six degrees to Fred Olen Ray the entire film industry is part of the New World Order. You bastards.


What we have is a huge lamprey argument over what movie is silly and what is substantial. Fred will be the first to say it's a business. It's all entertainment. Often derided as a sleaze merchant he embraces his niche and laughs all the way to the bank. I think that the government creating and guiding hurricanes is just as ludicrous as sharks in a tornado. So do most people. If you want to convince people otherwise you'll need to do a lot better than a couple of two or three digit numbers that you are obviously forcing many times.



Friday, September 8, 2017

Numerology Proves Green Bay/Pittsburgh To Meet in Super Bowl

Green Bay to top Steelers in surprisingly low scoring game, 17-10. MVP Ben Roethlisberger. Hootie and the Blowfish to perform at the halftime show. David Carradine to come back from the dead to sing the National Anthem.


It's that time of the year, the NFL regular season is underway and Girl Scout Cookie sales have already gone through the roof by pre-ordering for commenters on the gematria sites.


I encourage the crazies that indulge in this since at least it doesn't involve mocking the deaths of people that actually died or suggesting that a system somewhat based in science (math) shows things that science can't possibly do. (Targeted hurricanes anyone?). It's mostly just religious. Yes. Religious. Because we have to see the sacrificial whine every game night:


Awww, sports is rigged!!!


In regards to my own ridiculous post title, I picked two teams that are respectable. So the match up isn't completely out of the question. Then I threw in the obvious reference to something that won't happen. The halftime show. (David Carradine is not actually dead. That was a Bavarian Wolverine Slaughter Offering hoax.) You might as well pick any two teams short of two in the same conference for the Super Bowl if you're going to use gematria as your guide. First game of the season and already the gematria record of sucking ass on doing anything predictive is still intact.


If you haven't heard, the New England Patriots defense (whether rigged/scripted or not) folded like a Chinese laundromat last night and pretty much nobody really saw this one coming ahead of time. For sixty minutes of game clock the only thing that sucked ass more than the Patriots defense was the predictive powers of gematria.


Hell yes, I'm gloating. Hubbard went on record with a couple of preseason predictions. Ill advised predictions. The Cowboys are a "lock" for the Super Bowl. I can wait until the playoffs to gloat about that, if I have the opportunity. It's a long season. The Cowboys are one of the better teams. A sleeper pick, the Colts. Ouch. Based on numerology of 93? Pretty unlikely. A prediction that shouldn't be made because of its "cover your bases" vagueness and unlikely outcome. But here's a nice one.


If any team is going to beat New England this year it's probably Pittsburgh. That game isn't until December. More than two months earlier and that call is already blown.


It's so utterly pointless to try and make any sense of the numerical gold mine that football gematria is. Before and during last night's game. Tom Brady equals 35, 46 and 98. They all MEAN something. #27 scored a TD and tied the game up 27-27. That MEANS something. Even though seconds later the tiebreaking extra point kick was converted. Tom Brady's release time on one pass MEANS something. Alex Smith's number of attempts MEANS something. Amount of time left on the clock on a single play MEANS something. Everything means something so you get a massive quagmire of self contradicting two digit numbers before the really crazy cheats like prime numbers and reversing digit order and birthdays numerology and every tiny little detail from all things before the opening coin toss.


I have to marvel at the gullibility of the commenters who even bother pointing out the most mindless coincidences in their attempts to win a cookie. You have seen that he claims it's rigged? You have seen his atrocious track record? And still you're here, attempting to get some insight on how to use this for gambling or at least making some sense of this crazy world?


If I were a numerologist I would try to promote getting Rollerball instituted to replace football. The James Caan version- I'm a purist. Excessively brutal. No doubt at all that it IS rigged. And tailor made for gematria that the only real rule is that there are no rules. And then instead of cookies everyone can upgrade to winning Moonpies.

Thursday, September 7, 2017

Mixing Numbers With Words

Hubbard's back in full swing. Nearly 100 blog posts and dozens of videos just in September. And an unfinished book. No rest for the dreary.


Somewhere amidst the numerous pointless blog posts he threw in another hurricane headline:


185 mph Irma Slams Caribbean.


Which does not equal 185. And he posted the screenshot. The closest you get is in the reverse elision which is 370 - 185 x 2.


Yet the narrative is about 185. World Trade Center =185. The weather could affect the geographic area of where the WTC was around 9/11. Could. There's not much chance that it's going to have 185 mph winds by then.


Even if the government could manufacture hurricanes, which they can't, they still start off small and grow. When Irma was a Category 4 storm, wind speed by definition of Category 4 is less.


So we have a storm that prompts a news headline that shows "185" at one time. We know it was less than that. We know it will be less than that. Concurrent alternate headlines say, "*up to* 185 mph winds". And the government throws in to their mockery of the sheep by forcing the media to report the wind speed at one point in time? What? Why? And if you aren't convinced ye, the narrative throws in MATHEMATICS =185. Mockery by mathematics! Oh....you evil government!


The whole idea of doing numerology on the headline is pointless. Numbers don't add into the calculation. It could have been any number. 184,227, 180.5. An entire post for mentioning that he noticed 185 appearing in one headline with no numerology on the headline.


185 is a bad number for them. Mathematics is 11 letters, which is well above average word length. Not too many matches for just a single word. Even two words is tough. Donald Trump would have been an alternative, but I guess World Trade Center was too good to pass up. That's why we get this headline is because the vestigial part of the storm will affect New York and maybe rain out some ball games and World Trade Center has the decency to =185.


Math controlled weather. I'll have to add that to wolverines and peach pits to my jokes to be beats to death list.

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

Gematria Debunked By Female Breasts (& Miscellaneous)

I had a dinner meeting with my editor/publisher last night. After the usual banter regarding the latest lunacy (mostly related to the concept of creating hurricanes with mind control drugs and aiming them at a specific target) she informs me that a collective of small to mid-sized southwestern universities is interested in my book. It's use will be in regards to critical thinking/logic and the scientific method. It's not a done deal, but looks promising.


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Hubbard has gone on record now that he is SBNR, spiritual but not religious. That's well and good. But curious in regards to how much religious material is scattered throughout narratives. Like '40 days and 40 nights' means something when 40 appears in a gematriot. Curious.


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Dan has gone on record that his clues lead him to thinking the Twins will be in the World Series. Documenting here since when the playoffs are finished and if they lose he will conveniently forget that his pseudo-prediction was made. Needless to say, some of the "evidence" is in regards to Twins that doesn't specify a time period and could easily apply to Minnesota every year.


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Hubbard has now gone on record that his book is 'coming this fall'. He also went on record that if the Go Fund Me Campaign fizzled out he'd refund all money. That appears to be dead; no donations in more than a month. $711 raised on a goal of $100,000. We're looking for updates on these agendas.




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The colleen (lower case their choice) series of videos seems to have fizzled out. The latest in the series averaged less than 25 views per video. This disappoints me as I was looking forward to creating alternate 'happy' lists for the same numbers. My disappointment is tempered by the lack of research I'll need to do. With so few views and even less comments there isn't much opportunity for content violating Google's community guidelines. So it appears to have died out due to lack of interest. If only all gematria video series could do us a favor and do the same.


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Now finally, the boobs.


One of the 70+ videos Hubbard cranked out in the last week or so apparently had a well endowed woman. I'll take the commenters' word for it as I didn't and will not watch it. Allegedly, the size was 49 inches. An original comment noted that the gematria for her impressive rack equaled 49. Another commenter joked about the coincidence. Yet nobody mentioned that the gematria was the reverse elision of:


Titty's = 49


Ergh. If the narrative was about a part of one gazonga, like "her titty's nipple was malformed and shaped like a wolverine" that's fine. You clearly are not going to get 49 inches from just one without being freakishly proprtioned, so it's safe that it should be "titties". I'm not serious about the debunking comment I've made. I was amused. It gives me the chance to make a joke of my own. I often say that every ludicrous comment wins a cookie. So here you have it.


You're going to want a little milk with your cookies.

Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Gematria And The Ritual Sacrifice Concept Revisted

This is a companion piece to Gematria Debunked By Screwing Up the Concept of Ritual Sacrifice. Don't worry. No need to go back, I'll catch you up to speed here.


What we had was numerous sacrifices to the solar eclipse. A lot of them well in advance of the August 21st date of the actual event. Weeks or even months in advance.




I'm sticking by my assessment that this is not logical. A more classical example of a sacrifice would be to kill an animal or person in hopes that the higher power in question favors you for an upcoming event that has not happened. (Hint to Sacrificers: Use a baby goat. They're called 'kids' and if the higher power in question isn't paying attention you might get credit for a human. You probably would rather have PETA mad at you than Dexter or Interpol.). Here deity type thingie- I'll trade you this calf, two boxes of peas and an autographed Don Mattingly rookie card if we can PLEASE just have a nice corn crop this one time. The desired corn crop is not a "given". If it happens, then you can assume that at least parts of the sacrifice were spot on. If it sucks ass, well, don't blame the higher power. You screwed up the sacrifice. It's also confusing that you are sacrificing to an unspecified higher power. Not sure what the bankers/freemasons/government/whatever conglomerate you've vaguely chosen for the membership of your evil empire wants with dead celebrities.


The difference here is that we knew through solid science (which tells us humans can't manufacture hurricanes, much less direct them at a target) exactly when the eclipse was going to happen. What you probably mean is that a sacrificial OFFERING was appropriate. Thank you mighty higher unspecified power for that glorious retina destroying solar eclipse. Here's 10% of my last paycheck. Celebrate the successful event after it happens. You can do both.


But, having the attention span of two year olds and not really thinking about the crap that they are spewing out they've pretty much missed their window of opportunity on this one.


Glen Campbell was purposefully mentioned in my previous post. The span of days of his death before the solar eclipse is roughly equivalent to September 3rd is after the eclipse. It is the same when you can consider the arbitrary use of including an end date or not. September 3rd is important. 9/3. 93 million miles meaning the Sun (which it's not). And this date was used in reference to the Sun in gematria narratives. I even waited a couple of extra days. Nobody got the idea that celebrity deaths after the 22nd or so were a sacrificial offering. September 3rd being 93 would have been a logical choice - eclipse and sun being ok school chums. Yet the deaths were all attributed to Harvey.


Now just a tiny bit of numerology.


A SLAUGHTER OFFERING=93.


That's not a completely made up phrase. They do use Wikipedia. It's in there.


Celebrities kick the bucket all the time. Tone Hooper died between the eclipse and 9/3. Just as close to the eclipse as Campbell. But he's Harvey material because one famous movie has Texas in the title.


Out of sight, out of mind. Eclipse is no longer in the headlines. Don't ever expect anything resembling actual research from these guys. It's all reactive narrative.



Monday, September 4, 2017

Gematria Debunked BY THE CAPS LOCK KEY

You've probably seen it and wrinkled your nose, curled your lip, snarled and whined. Somebody typed a message with the caps lock key on. The typical complaint is that it looks like you are shouting. Which is fine if the message is, "YOU'RE AN IDIOT IF YOU THINK GEMATRIA HAS ANY USEFUL VALUE!!", or "JENNA COLEMAN IS SO HOTTTTT!!!". The complaints arise when the message is something that seems to be more calm, "I JUST BRUSHED MY TEETH. I'LL BE OVER TO PICK YOU UP IN FIVE MINUTES."


Ease back. Unless you're worried about poison in the toothpaste you don't need to make it look like you're on a caffeine overdose or being sarcastic. There's a simple punctuation mark called the exclamation point that can convey your excitement without making you look like a two year old.


This of course is leading to another blurb about our friend, the Francis Bacon elision. Capital letters are imbued with magical qualities that the evil forces who create hurricanes with mind altering drugs rig sports fights by aiming them at target cities so celebrities that are leading out a predetermined, scripted life donate large amounts of money to pay for the storm that they simply could have avoided by not making the storm in the first place.


Sorry. Got carried away. At least it was just a run on sentence and I didn't have the caps lock on.


As if the idea that Sir Francis Bacon had some kind of hard on for capital letters that he has an elision named after him (which we can assume the evil empire took time off from hurricane creation to cover up and hide from the historical record), there is now another elision, Franc Baconis.


I'm not making it up. Yes, everyone but Caveman Durp can tell that it's a slight rearrangemnt of the IS in Francis to Bacon. Part of me approves of this. Bacon IS awesome.


It works like this:
A=1, a=2, B=3, b=4, C=5, c=6,...assigning increasing values through alternating capital and lower case letters.


This sounds logical, yet by now we all know it's just another way to get a different number from the same source word. Now Houston can have a completely different value for Hurricane Harvey. That didn't exist until a couple of weeks or at most months ago.


The same gematria proponent that includes Franc Baconis in his introductory video is the one that has a line about the "tireless efforts of astute researchers" that I continually poke fun of. There's a hint of acknowledging the jokingly manner the name was arrived at in the introductory video. It's called Franc Baconis because it sounded good since it involves capital letters. As opposed to doing actual research that uncovered Francis Bacon having anything to do with it. Because he didn't.


Written language came after spoken language. If it's easy enough for you to believe that nonsense about hurricane creation the next step in your leap of faith is to accept and defend that nearly omnipotent forces created the caps lock key intending that, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KYLE!" and "Happy Birthday, Kyle" have different meanings.


This is the kind of thing that has me keep up my running joke of the "97,428,109,237 different elisions they have". With the number changing because who knows what idiocy they'll think of next. Franc Baconis Reverse Trigonal Reduced. Why not? You can always ignore the old numbers you don't like.


i HoPe yoU aLl haVe a niCE lAboR dAy hoLIDaY!

Sunday, September 3, 2017

Extra Spaca Vs. Extra Capsa

A review of our gematria wizard called Brother Berg is due. A couple of things bring it to mind now. There's a brand new blog started late August that acknowledges Berg's influence (and Hubbard's <sigh>). Also I've been into anagrams lately.


Interesting that his blog title is Extra Capsa, Latin for "outside the box.". I do like this name. It doesn't through the word truth in your face. It seems to encourage open thinking. It sounds like a great term for a snifter of brandy before going to bed.


"Honey, you coming to bed now?"
"Not quite yet, I'm going to do some reading, numerology and enjoy my extra capsa for a bit."


Curious though, that the blog name is Latin, yet gematria is done on the English language. I have seen some foreign languages pop up in narratives (I'm not just random city names or commonly used words) but this gematria beast does seem to stick to English. And it should because cross matching between languages helps with positive hits, but creates more negative hits.


A quick trip to Google Translate shows me that the anagrams:


Extra Pasca means Extra Easter
and
Extra Spaca means Extra Space


I quite like the second one. As in, the blog is just taking up extra space as opposed to meaningful content. Regardless, the numerology is (almost) always the same and conveys vastly different meanings.


The "almost" references both immediate changing the source wording to a different number by choice of elision and whatever other "cheats" are applied post elision. A quick check on his North Korea nuke post, Imagination=296 in Jewish. Hiroshima + Nagasaki = 296 in Reverse. So we're mixing elisions. Use of Reverse is still relatively new, so it's not based in historical use of Gematria. PhraseShopping with Hiroshima + Nagasaki instead of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, or the individual city names.


Extra Space 3
Meaningful content 0


Oh, I forget the confusion of the Latin blog name. 4-0. And an indirect Hubbard reference. A direct reference is worth about 7,942,034,211,952 points which is one for each different numbering system, but we'll just add one since it was the new blog that lumped them together.


Extra Space 5
Meaningful Content 0


Uh oh. Mixing date numerology with gematria. Well, that's still against history, so no more points.


And now the killer.


I've never seen this much number shaving in my life. I checked another post and it's part of his shtick. 1692 =296? 72 years 20 days and 7 months 22 days both equal 227 equals Pi? 3/11/2011 = 113. On and on it goes.


When I joined the anti-truther forum I'm a member of I explained that if I would ever get into a debate that wouldn't be much of a date with these clowns that I would say, "Once we get you to the point where you understand a fairly simple concept like 74 does not equal 47, then we can talk."


The largest volume of shaving is zeroes and ones. Simply put, our 1692 example. If it were 1296, multiply the 296 by 1. 296. 1692 rearranged to 1296 first. 72 years 20 days. Zero is nothing. Drop the zero. 7220 becomes 722. Change to 227. Substitute a five for a zero or a one and your bullshit will immediately be called out. So let's ignore digits other than zero and one, pick a topical event and see how many different numbers we get just from what I see from the elisions on the Gematrinator basic calculator web page. Remember, rearranging counts, too.


Hurricane Harvey:
86 85 61 176 229 1056 174 50 103 1620 1760 701 188


And now, by illogical application of rearranging and ones and zeroes appearing or disappearing willy nilly.


86-68,186,608,618,680,681,806,816,860,861,1068, 1086, 1168, 1186, 1806, 1861, and......I'm starting to lose track already. And your deeply nuts if I'm going to go through the process for all those elision results. You get the point.


Now, in addition to ones and zeroes, repeated digits also count. 3343=343, etc.... And there are plenty of other elisions. And I could have used HURRICANE or HARVEY or anything about TEXAS, HOUSTON, ROCKPORT, FLOOD, KATRINA and anything related to this storm or others, movies (Yep, Tobe Hooper - Harvey related) that mention Texas or parts therein.


Ugh.


Lets just call it 20 points.


Extra Space 25
Meaningful content 0


At least he doesn't have Hubbard's negative attitude.


Final Score 25-1.


I've already figured what to call this extreme number rearrangement. Snowballing. Berg reminds me of iceberg. One number snowballs into a bazillion others. The challenge, as usually the case with gematria, would be to NOT be able to find some dumbass number coincidence.













Saturday, September 2, 2017

How To Protect Yourself From Government Mind Control


Whether gematria or other origin you are going to need some kind of conspiracy protection. The classic Tin Foil Hat works the best. Proper construction is an art form as shown on an episode of History Channel's Forged In Fire series. Don't bother looking for it. The Metalmasons have suppressed it.


Here are detailed instructions.


1). You will need a supply of Aluminum/Tin ore (tinuminum). The government wants you to think that aluminum replaced tin because of cost. What they don't want you to know is that it's the harmonious combination of the two that make it work. They laugh their asses off at people that wear only aluminum foil hats.


Tinuminum is found in conical (hat shaped) rocks, not to be confused with box shaped rocks (boxite) which has no tin content. It's not just laying around on the ground, so you need a Pi detector. These are made by sacrificing a newborn banker at the stroke of midnight on July 22nd. (22/7 being Pi) and pouring the blood over a bar of non poisonous soap. (Found only at holistic freemasonry shops) .Shape it in the form of a dousing rod.


  Concentrate on tinuminum and scour salvage yards. Beware of false flags- aluminum and tin cans. When the rod accurately points at a perfectly conical rock, that's your tinuminum supply.


2). You will need to smelt the tinuminum. A smelt is a type of fish. In a pinch the more common trout can be used. Beat the impurities out of the ore with the fish. Then heat the remaining purified tinuminum with a cigarette lighter. But, this is important, tinuminum turns to gas above 462 degrees. Pythagoras proved this by noting that absolutely no solid tinuminum is found on the surface of Venus, which only ever reaches 462 degrees max. So, since an ordinary BIC lighter reaches 1977 degrees you need one of those miniature sized lighters. Custom made lighters are available, but costly. Flick your BIC instead of continual flame to avoid overheating. After about 173 hours of this (be prepared to work in shifts or have lots of coffee and diapers) your tinuminum is ready for step 3.


3). Tin is atomic number 50. Aluminum is atomic number 13. You have now converted this into Europium, atomic number 63. It's useless for mind control prevention without programming. (Tin symbol Sn. Aluminum Al. Rearrange to LANS...your network needs to be programmed. Duh.). The mind controllers will be looking for computer activity. So use an abacus. It only needs to add up to two digits, so nothing fancy. And, this is important. You're dealing with Europium here. If you live outside of Europe your abacus will need an adapter (duh) or you'll fry it and it will be completely useless. You need to make sure you don't form a Europium union which uses an entirely different monetary unit and different food. Program every single two digit number into the memory of your Europium.


4). Use a knife to shape the Europium into a hat. The shape isn't too important. Thickness is. It should be as dense as your resistance to common sense.


5). Paint your hat. Because wearing an unpainted hat is just silly.


You'll be amazed at how everyone gives you a wide berth. Since some of these people are statistically part of the enemy, problem solved!


There is an alternative. And this is the ammo the powers that shouldn't be used to get the Forged In Fire episode pulled. It's a lot simpler and less costly.


1). Find a brick.
2). Hit yourself repeatedly over the head with the brick.
3). Fall unconscious, thus avoiding mind control.



Gematria Debunked By Lack Of Fear And Respect

The stories of the feats of prowess of the NIPTUCKS demonstrating their awesomeness just keep growing. Magnetic fields guiding sports balls to the target. Virtually every celebrity born to lead a scripted life and die to suit the sadistic needs of these bastards. Or at least hit a homerun on the 187th day prior to the anniversary of the last Philadelphia sports championship (end date, prime numbers elision). Hurricanes manufactured by the government. Or faked with holograms it the same mind control chemicals used to make the hurricanes. Or both. Hard to tell. It's all very confusing. But then, they wouldn't be nearly infinitely powered but confusing entities if they weren't confusing, would they?


As with other varieties of conspiracy...lore...to avoid calling it a "theory" for a starting point, there is a sense of danger. We the mindless sheep need to be warned that the shadow empire/New World Order/Jewish Bankers/Freemasons/world governments/media/Illuminati/wolverines are taking over. Wake up or....I guess they'll be even more confusing.


There are several ways to approach the "us vs. them" angle, and in all scenarios the conspiracy pointer outers lose.


Even though the sheep must be warned, you obviously aren't that scared. Personally I'm terrified of turning the volume on my TV too loud in case it pisses off my neighbors, much less worrying about someone that can manufacture a fucking HURRICANE. A pointer outer of the hurricane manufacturers might want to step back and think about how vocal they want to be about it. Avoid the uncomfortable knock on the door:


"Hey, Frank, I represent the invisible empire, and we noticed your blog and videos. We'd really like you to knock it the fuck off. You get two warnings. This is the first. Next time, we break a pipe in your basement by increasing the pressure remotely. If that doesn't work, well, the plans for that tropical storm, Irma, brewing in the Atlantic haven't bern finalized yet. We could have her swing by for a visit. Or just break your hands and rip out your tongue. Have a nice day!"


As much as I'd like to be at times(not all the time, I really don't want the job pressure) I'm not a nearly infinitely powered being. So I can't be sure what goes through their minds. If the intent is to simply keep mocking us with numbers, your pointy outy group is completely ineffective. That awkward knock on the door I imagine goes something like this:


"Frank, buddy. I represent the sports branch of the shadow empire. We noticed that you picked up on LeBron James missing that dunk on purpose. And you know what, just to let you know. Since we can tell it bothers you so much, we're going to keep doing it. Check the Internet for Jersey numbers and lottery winners tomorrow. And don't try and grow a brain and tell anyone about this. I have friends in the hurricane division."


Now, a nearly infinitely powered super being/collective probably can hire a lot of flunkies. You guys seem to think that shills, maybe someone like me, are paid to counter your troof efforts. Lots of people would jump at the chance to sign up. I can only begin to imagine what kind of sweet dental plan an organization that can make hurricanes has. Even the benefit of not having my family and friends targeted by the next hurricane is enough incentive. That conversation:


"Frank, I feel like I know you. I wanted to make a difference, but just buckled under the overwhelming weight of what I was up against. I'm pretty low on the food chain in the hidden kingdom of evil, but I do get weekends off and three weeks vacation. You're kind of annoying. An equal opportunity annoyer. You seem to hate everyone. Blacks, Jews, Christians, gays, whatever. Pick your battles man. Maybe get a dog or at least a goldfish or hamster. I'm not saying you should join, but relax. Maybe if you bide your time without being so openly antagonistic the opportunity will arise. Who knows. If I don't get promoted to the hurricane division like I want,I just might sign up with you. But not until you can show a little restraint."



Friday, September 1, 2017

Dan's Spam, Damn!

Before crawling to bed, got, sleeping bag, cardboard box or whatever Dan recorded a blog post on Mindless Freaks about his spam comments on his blog. He wanted to document this so he would remember to look for clues.


He was notified by email that he had lots of comments and shared a few. Being in a generous mood I decided to save him some time.


After a short conversation with Nancy Drool we discovered this:


1). They are all lottery related.
2). Dan had a recent post about his friend Pam's twins.
3). PAM'S is an anagram of SPAM.
4). AMPS is an anagram of SPAM.
5). MAPS is an anagram of SPAM.


So these have nothing to do with spam email. It's a clue that if he AMPS up his research and MAPS out the gematria clues regarding PAM'S twins it means something important. Probably he'll find a 166 favorite number connection.


Or he could just accept that since he had a post about the power all winner, who's name is a fake account of one of the two spammers, that this is the way self respecting spammers operate and just spammed his blog to try and scam him, now that he's identified himself as someone interested in the lottery.


And if that's not enough:


EMAIL SPAM IS SPAM = 166 in simple.

The Gematria Critic Comment Of The Month, August 2017

Actually from July 2017, but not noticed by me until early August.


The video is Gematria Busted! by Beastt17 available on YouTube. My monthly award intends to honor those foolhardy enough to post a critics comment on the far too numerous pro gematria gibberish available. Some elements of this video make a good case for an exception.


The video is 7 years old. The author created a computer program that in some depth analyzes exactly how many innocuous matches occur for a given target total.


Despite the age of the video the original author responded to a recent comment. A month ago someone got the bright idea to suggest that reverse Gematria had more meaning than the original alphabetical order. The author's response is too lengthy too retype. If you're interested these are the first two entries in the comments. The first sentence of the rebuttal....


"The entire premise is simply bankrupt."


I like to think the author wanted to be harsher but exhibited amazing restraint. I would have been more likely to say, "What part of "gematria busted" did you not understand? It doesn't matter what numbering system you employ, there's simply nothing credible to the entire concept.


There's only about three dozen comments. It's also telling that the current heavy abusers haven't attacked this video yet. That's because seven years ago gematria hadn't mutated into the current sports/celebrity death/conspiracy/hate speech monster that it is now.