Sunday, December 31, 2017

616, The Maybe Number Of The Beast

I honestly approached this with an open mind and if I expected that if I were presented with this unbiased I would conclude the quantity of numerological and kill historical evidence would tell me to stuck with the 666. But there is a case for 616.


I did start to really stretch things to force it, just to prove I could. But let's just stick to the more believable.


My research shows that historically there is a good case for 616. Not just a record, but the OLDEST written record suggests 616. Regardless of if it really is the oldest, 616 is out there as possibly the Number of the Beast.


Now, 616 is obviously not prime. The go to number property for non primes is the sum of the divisors. 1440. Just like Mark of the Beast 144 and the other evidence as mentioned in the Play By Play post. NUMBER OF THE BEAST = 1044 in Sumerian. Just like 144 when dropping the zero. SIX SIXTEEN = 888 in Sumerian which is a bunch of circles. Which are also important to tying in the Mark and The Number.


Now isn't that enough to at least muddy the waters and keep it unclear?


There's a lot of gematria narrative out there that centers on 666 being absolutely positively the Number. Is anybody really researching this stuff? Objectively without confirmation bias? Including recognition that 666 is much easier to achieve in Sumerian and Reverse Sumerian where everything in simple that = 111 is promoted to 666 by multiplying every value x 6 and it's impossible to get 616 in Sumerian?


Maybe some weight should be given to the Sumerian gematriots with the biblical Babylon / Sumerian angle?


I really don't know.



Questions

Instead of wondering where to post a question, here's a spot. My email is linked to this blog.


Now, I really don't mind getting hate mail in any form. But think about what you're saying. Some of my posts are pretty juvenile, but if it gets vulgar or irrational it's not going to help your case in comparison to some of the major issues compared here. It's not going to help a pro gematria cause. I deserve the right to disable or delete this without advance warning, so don't necessarily expect any comment to be retained for posterity, here.

Collection Of Ill Advised Predictions Made

This is not a compilation of past errors, which are numerous. This is upcoming events. A reason for this:


"Sometimes when too much lines up, things don't go in one's favor."


That's the Hubbardian explanation for the number 98. Tom Brady and Eli Manning. See, too much of a good thing is bad. Too many cooks spoil the broth. Too many witches spoil the cauldron. One number pointing towards an outcome can be better than several. Just like VERACIOUS =113 can mean more than the overused list of dishonest terms that equal 113.


Since a core principal of gematria is to report after the fact making actual predictions is sketchy. It shouldn't be done since.


1). Sports is not rigged.
2). Gematria is useless.
3). Reaction to criticism is disproportionate to using the simple phrase, "I was wrong."


Now that I've figured out how to post date my entries I'll start a list of actual predictions that have been made and update as time goes on. By the nature of the beast (not the 666 variety) these will mostly be sports related. So you can ignore as you see fit if that's not your bag. Or ballgame. Actual results, right or wrong, will also be posted here.


1). Dallas is a "lock" to make it to the Super Bowl. Could be. One of the better teams. But it's a long season.


2). Sloane Stephens will win the 2018 Wimbledon tournament. Documenting here because a typical response for such an advanced prediction being wrong is to simply ignore it was ever made. This could happen. But not because of anything like the temperature on Venus.


3). The Colts are a possible "sleeper" pick for the playoffs this year. No freaking way. They may very well be the worst team in the NFL. Only the Jets or 49ers are possibly contenders for a Luckless Colts. It's sad when even Cleveland has a better chance to make the playoffs than your prediction. Ain't gonna happen. 11/22 Colts mathematically eliminated with one more loss.


4). Dan's Twins. Vague suggestions to either Astros or Dodgers as a World Series opponent. But he has suggested no alternative for the AL team. Also he expects the Twins to win either 84 or 85 games. That's much more likely than the Twins making it to the championship series. Still only gets them a wild card spot.


5). Hubbard's book is coming this fall. This is demoted to a prediction instead of statement of fact. It was February. Then it was June. Then it was when he gets around to it. Now it's" this fall." Interesting that yesterday when I checked on this that there was 98 days left until fall is over. 98. We all know what that means.


** 11/22 - release date pushed back to January. Is anyone really surprised?




6). If anyone is going to beat the Patriots, it's the Steelers. This was hinting that the Patriots might go undefeated except for this one loss. It will be interesting to see if they lose a bunch more than the opener.


More to come as the NFL season goes on. Hubbard's cookie crunchers love pointing out all kinds of bogus nonsense.
7). Hurricane Maria will be a category 3 storm when it hits Puerto Rico. Based on numerology of 111, the minimum wind speed for a category 3 hurricane. Today, 9/18, it got upgraded to Category 4. Current reports say it will be either category 3 or 4 by the time it makes it to or near Puerto Rico.


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9/13 - Cleveland Indians winning streak will reach 23. Currently at 21.
9/15 - Cleveland winning streak ends at 22, resulting in failure to predict. This was lamely covered up by claiming the streak ended on the 23rd day.
9/19 - Hurricane Maria was not category 3 when striking Puerto Rico. True to Gematria suckiness at prediction she gave category 4 a miss and headed straight up to Cat 5.
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9/24
8). Oakland Raiders vs. Minnesota Vikings in the Super Bowl. Didn't see any actual numbers, but the typical gematria logic was there. Minnesota has the largest Somali community in the U.S. Somalia has pirates. Raiders are pirates. This scenario completely ignores that Somalian pirates and the Minnesota Somali population existed for prior seasons. That's gematria for you.


9). The author of the blog, numberolgy 101 (lack of capitalization his, or at least Hubbard's link) offered his first post August 27th. Apologized for the length, promised to get better as time goes on. And he'll do better next post. Almost a month later, no more posts. Maybe he needs to download some new emojis. I don't know how long he intended between posts, but I can't wait. I'm tired of picking on the same people.


10/1 The Twins did win 85 games and advance to the one game wild card playoff.
Dallas lost again. The Patriots lost again. Both teams looking very ordinary and the cream of the crop after four games is...nobody. Only the Cheifs are undefeated, playing Monday Night. And for Oakland in the Super bowl? Carr injured in yesterday's game.
10/13 - Correction. Appears it was definitively declared the Patriots would be in SB 52. Now I'm not sure who is. But it's definitely not New England. That's the power of gematria.
10/21- Credit where credit is due. Hubbard correctly picked Oakland to beat KC on TNF.
10/21 - After backing the Yankees, he switched to the Astros. Again, credit- Astros in the World Series. However, he was not fully disassociated from NY, so essentially picked both.
10/26 Astros to win the World Series, because Hubbard says water (Hurricane Harvey) beats for (California wildfires). No word on if there's a possibility of fire evaporating the water or what happens with a good grease fire.
10/29 - Hubbard's gone "all in" on the Astros winning the World series. Loyal minions have been called retards if they don't see the clues. He did make this prediction after the Dodgers won game one. So, he gets some points for having a pair. Of , not the low ranking poker hand.
11/1 - He's still sticking with Houston with the deciding game tonight. Because hurricanes hardly ever affect California. I can't wait for the inevitable excuses if LA wins tonight.
11/2 - Astros win. But go back in time here. Before winning the ALCS it was the Yankees instead of Houston. Even with the flood. He's conveniently forgotten about that.
11/3 - 2018 NBA champs will be Cleveland. It's a loooooonnnngggg season.
11/4 - Giants over Rams. I doubt it. Giants suck this year. Doesn't Hubbard know about the fake injuries to key players? Giants did not lose. Spanked is a better wording.
11/8 - The next big celebrity death will be Taylor Swift. They also provided detail that something gruesome would be involved like drug overdose or rape. Now, define "big" in regards to celebrity.
11/10 - Carolina =73, Miami =45. If Carolina wins Monday Night their records will be Carolina 7-3, Miami 4-5.
11/26 - "I'm not going to post quick thoughts anymore.". Hubbard has a history of not being able to stay away. Somewhere, like maybe the upcoming Eagles (good team) vs. Giants (bad team) game it might be too hard to stay away from discovering numerology for an Eagles win. Going against the Eli Manning =98, 98th NFL season theme he's already convenient about. There's still six games left this year.
11/27- The AFC will win the Super Bowl this year. The "not doing quick thoughts" idea is dead already. You need time to properly decode the games, in his words. Here Hubbard predicts the conference that produces the winner, without knowing who or predicting exactly who will play in the Super Bowl.
12/8 - Missed the original prediction. But it in the time honored tradition of gematria reporting after the fact, an earthquake was predicted for December 6th. There was. But it was pretty wimpy. This has an entire post dedicated to it. 
12/22- Missed this one. Shame on me for reporting after the fact. The Prince's engagement date was wrongly predicted.

Saturday, December 30, 2017

The Psychological Projection Of The Month Award, December 2017

As if wondering about Quantum Gematria and other higher level mathematics isn't enough of a burden.


Using my innate recency bias, I mention my recency bias just mentioned regarding coincidences, and picked this from Hubbard's weekly Questions and Answers video from yesterday.


"Zach, do you have any information on the order of operations in Satanic mathematics?"


I know last month it was also related to Satan. But this is not a complete repeat.


This comment came from an old timer instead of a brutally obvious sock puppet. I expect, or maybe it's hopeful thinking, it was a genuine request instead of a deliberate attempt to talk about math during the awards part of the month. An attempt to deliberately annoy me thus goading me into delivering the coveted award.


The repetitive part. Yes, the idea of Satan is for some odd reason and despite the efforts of noble intellectual sources like South Park, somewhat evil. In SP, he comes off as a character that admits his station in life (death?) and is somewhat sympathetic. Keeping this in the SP universe, Saddam Hussein is clearly the more evil. A total prick. And I'm not just hiding behind a keyboard saying that. If he were here, now, I would totally kick his ass. Because being dead and all, I doubt he's in fighting shape and couldn't land a solid punch.


Aside from the absence of naming this Hussein mathematics and choosing the most convenient generally accepted as evil noun modifier, we have a layer to the projection added on. "Oh, noble master, your Inverted Wolverine Kung Fu style is the best. Please teach me, this lowly lamprey, the Wollongong Technique so that I may smite my enemies or at least confuse them so much they run away."


You= Master=Good
Satanic Math = Not good. Unless it has something to do with figuring out the appropriate tip for less than adequate service instead of blindly just tacking on 20% because everyone always does.
Me follow you = Me good.


Or it also works if Satan is not quite so evil. Like the SP Satan or the Beast that lost his street credibility and gets gematrified as just "BEAST" instead of "THE BEAST".


You=Master=Knowledgeable
Satanic Math=Math that may apply to ritual sacrifices or the like, because of course it's not THE Beast, it's just a group of crazy followers who enjoy dressing up in robes, drinking to excess and doing things to goats that most people find distasteful.
Me=Seeking to be awakened about what's going on with these poor goats=good.


Or, you could properly translate the Satanic Math part to:


Satanic Math=Made up bullshit that probably does not exist and even if it did won't make any fucking sense so I bring it up and try to look cool.


Followed by


Me=Looking cool, FAIL


A friend shared about how they were about to settle down and enjoy Vegan Pumpkin Pie. I correctly guessed that it was related to the use of eggs in the pie crust. Eggs = from animal, although not actually an animal = bad. Then on the search engine top hit I see a recipe for vegan pumpkin pie that skips the tofu. My thoughts stray towards wondering if since tofu is a protein source made of bean curd that there might be some weird standard that super duper ultra vegans won't even eat bean curd, which beans also being a vegetable shouldn't be a problem. Then I say,


"Conductor, please stop the train. I would dearly like to get off now.". You know, I really don't want to know anything more about vegan pumpkin pie. I could die a happy person not ever hearing the phrase"vegan pumpkin pie" ever again. The same applies to Satanic Mathematics.


I don't need to know anything about Satanic Math. A better question would be, "Why should I worry about the order of operations in bullshit math when the math in my own system is so fuzzy it makes Chewbacca look naked in comparison?"


Like August Ames, the fairly recently dead porn star. There's a prime example of somebody that has every right to be interested in Satanic Mathematics. Not only was her death some kind of ritual sacrifice, she has a completely believable interest in the topic. "I didn't really want to do porn, but I was young and needed the money. And I didn't want to wait tables at Denny's. The fucking Ovarian Illuminati work there! Those guys are craaaaaaazzzzy! But it gives me an idea. Maybe I'll take night classes at the community college and learn this Satanic Math that nobody is talking about."


At least her immediate demise might have been avoided if Satanic Math, no matter how screwed up, had applied instead of the inevitability of gematria excuse for math. While her birth initials were M.G., her stage name initials that gematria on initials is not done on but is done on were A.A. Gematria alleged math says A=1. So gematria math says 1+1 =11. What's going on with the nine difference between 1+1=2 and 1+1=11? Was 0 getting lonely in the Tardis and wanted some 9's for company?


This is not even wrong before you add in the order of operations wondering about something like:


(<GPS coordinate>^2/aphelion x not Pi)/{rutabaga-tan(&@$)ecuador}+33











Friday, December 29, 2017

I Want To Believe

Not convinced yet?


The rationalwiki featured blog post of the day is about Pizzagate. Including a picture of a mock up of Mulder's "I Want To Believe" X files poster with a piece of flying pizza instead of a UFO.


They say it's a random featured post. At this point I want to believe that it's somebody that knows I'm about to start contributing and forced it as some sick inside joke. Otherwise, this shit is getting way too freaking weird.

I'd Really Rather Be Sleeping

Good Morning Insomniacs! If any of you are out there.


Break out your coincidence score sheet, buckle up, and get ready for a ride.


Here's the official record on this so far.


Yesterday, in commentary regarding coincidences, I mention, The X Files. I specifically mention manufacturing a coincidence in regards to my favorite episode where Mulder purposefully breaks the condominium regulations to make the garbage monster appear. And how I would be looking for coincidences related to it. Posted somewhere just prior to 5 am EST.


I would have settled for something within a couple of weeks. Like a rerun on TV. But here you go. Mulder and Scully investigate under the pseudonyms Rob and Laura Petrie in that episode. From the Dick Van Dyke Show. If you haven't heard, Rose Marie, best known for her role on the Dick Van Dyke Show died yesterday. Well after my coincidence commentary, about half a day. Yet not months or years later.


Please pause the tape and think about that. I certainly can argue that as far as whether incidences are coincidental or not this has turned into a prime example.  Many of my references are intentionally flippant that the ludicrousness of the event actually happening can't be. Alexa Davalos totally out of the blue. I never thought anything would happen with that. But there it is on Jeopardy! the day after. That's freaky enough. This is getting seriously into mind fuck territory.


There's a recency bias in considering coincidences. Oh boy did I nail that. I didn't wait until after Erin Moran died and claim I predicted her death. I called the shot, as they say, in advance. Half a day. Specific? I score there, too. There wasn't any other X Files episode they mucked through as Rob and Laura Petrie. Quick, name something Rose Marie was in other than the Dick van Dyke show. I have one, Witchboard. A rather insignificant role. Other than that my not inconsiderable memory is empty. Did anybody else even dredge that up without looking at her filmography?


And this after I was prepared to settle for dial switching and seeing that one of the classic TV stations was showing Dick van Dyke. Or further manufacturing a coincidence by active investigation. Which I did, just to prove I could. In the crew of that episode, is someone with the last name Gallop. A logical fallacy debating technique listed on rationalwiki is called the Gish Gallop after it's creator.


Now what do I do with this information? I see three prime options.


1). I add this to my list. I decide that I have some magical power of prediction. Surely the fact that I went on record ahead of time means something. How many more signs do I need? If I use another flippant example from the past and Rose Marie died by an attack of lampreys and/or hyper intelligent boogers spawned by household cleaning chemicals there's no doubt that this was a message from a higher power. But which higher power? And to what end? Am I supposed to use this power to kill off people I don't like? I already killed Brandon Lee* and Dennis Farina**. Or is it the evil cabal trying to get me to switch sides? But that's not really clear. She didn't die by hyper intelligent booger lamprey attack. So maybe its just a "clue". The script is deep. Dammit, where is a good hyper intelligent booger attack when you need one.


2). I could ignore it as a remarkable coincidence, and forget that I checked my phone after peeing, curl up and go back to sleep.


3). Or, I could use this information to blog about it because its something that MY life experiences, MY current events and MY desires lead me to.


I'd really rather sleeping was a viable option now.


Let's prime your coincidence pumps some more. The bell from D.I.N.G! (Dan Is Number Generating) will be borrowed to use as a cue to get you thinking about what happens in your near future that may or may not be a coincidence.


The entire blog post up to now. DING!


I had the honor of attending a lecture by Isaac Asimov (DING!) at school. I never forgot the bit about how he sarcastically mentioned the useless crap you learn in high school about things you don't care about. His example was the capital of Paraguay. (DING!) Thousands of intelligent college students and a hush settles as the murmur start. "I don't know what it is." It's Asuncion. (DING!)


My life experiences lead me to be interested in that lecture.(See, not totally random, there's a tie in.) He's a smart dude and I read a lot of his books. He also has a great quote about coincidences. Actually he has several, the one I like is something like, "The only thing remarkable about coincidences would be if you didn't have any.". Not sure about the exact wording, I'll have to check rationalwiki again (DING! again for mentioning rationalwiki another time.). Now, Isaac also did some great fiction about robots and his laws of robotics. I wondered some weeks ago what he would think about Alpha Zero (DING!) playing chess DING!) which is something I've gone on record here as being interested. But now he just happens to brought up about his quote on "coincidences". (DING!). Which might not be a coincidence because I could consider it a coincidence, but those without my life experiences don't give a rip.


Or it might not be a coincidence, because I forced the narrative that way, either intentionally or unintentionally. A decent program could "decode" a news headline the same way gematriaddicts do. One less advanced than Alpha Zero. Copy. Paste. Generate list of numbers. Match to freemason catch phrase. Every two digit number and low three digit number is covered.


Yet if you just stop at the numbers, the result requires further interpretation. Which kind of like, means you haven't really decided anything. And when you try and apply it to "coincidences" it's more like dream interpretation (DING!) and Freudian (DING!) stuff.


Crap, the bell broke. That was getting tedious anyway.




Now ask yourself this question. I don't need the bell because it's been repeated often as a flippant example. Do you want Wollongong to be a hotbed of gematria, which your system can easily prove, or do want it to be a lovely city in Australia with some great culture, a well respected university that has Baxter the duck as a mascot and lots of people that don't obsess about coincidences, much less trying to define them?


Oh....bell fixed just in time for the Wollongong reference.........




DING DING DING DING DING!


Just try and NOT think about Wollongong!


* Don't ask.
** No, really. Don't ask.










Thursday, December 28, 2017

Arguing With Gematriaddicts

Since someone brought up the subject of rationalwiki.org I must assume this can't be a coincidence. Somewhere along the way I was going to talk about them, and the magical anti-gematria powers that should be have lit the beacon. So, to complete your breakfast, another subject not coincidentally (or so I must assume) refer to the Ovarian Illuminati post. Have some beacon and eggs.


It's been a year. And by this time next week I'll hit 10,000 page views. Which is more than I expected. If I get pinned down into guessing if that pace will continue, I'll say, "No." Eventually long time readers will get bored. I've already hit on the major topics repeatedly. I do try to present a humorous angle along with the message. And posts like the Ovarian Illuminati do generate more interest than earthquakes. So, with 10k views give or take, and absence of direct input for the most part I assume I'm doing something "write".


The short answer for what to do with arguing with gematria users:


Don't.


They thrive on attention. The three main reasons for not arguing as I see them:


1). It gives them the attention they want.
2). There's no reasoning with them.
3). It gives them the attention they want and there's no reasoning with them and they are repetitive and they crave attention and there's no reasoning with them and you can pretty much guess what they'll say without engaging in a debate.


Don't argue with them? But isn't that what YOU do? What's so special about you that you think you're Attu's gift to this? And isn't it unfair to let them win! My friend died in <insert terrorist event here>! I'm pissed!


Despite the claims of how many people have proven that the system is real and you are the problem, your gut instinct is right.


You are not alone. Lots of people think the same way, it's just a matter of sifting through the wealth of dis formation that the frigging internet has. That's where places like this blog, the Skeptic's dictionary and rationalwiki come in.


And that is the difference. Time investment. Skepdic.com has the advantage of being in complete control of the content. There's no editing from the outside. And the disadvantage, like here, there's really not much else to say. And the author has ceased putting up new content. Rationalwiki, as a wiki is better. But anyone can edit. Vandals will purposefully alter content. The damage is easily undone, but for the same reasons the "hoax" videos appear in the first place the trolls take unholy delight in creating mischief and chaos.


Note that in my Gematrinator Honeymoon in Hawaii post I predicted that Team AH would simply give up. That is indeed exactly what happened. So unless you're willing to invest a significant amount of time you avoid the debate because with logical fallacies, intentional or not, the need for attention is satisfied by declaring yourself the winner of a debate by default when the other side gets so frustrated by your argument's lack of merit they walk away.


There is a huge amount of information on rationalwiki. Space and time limit me to three items for today.




In the section of logical arguments, they refer to what is called "moving the goalposts" which I have referred to as "a moving target". Personally I find some exhibits of this to be so obvious that I can't see how it's even bothered with. It's out there though.


There's an entire Hubbard playlist on his Youtube channel devoted to anti Flat Earth content.


X is false
Therefore Y is true.


No way. Muddying the waters with discussion of flat Earth has nothing to do with the merits of gematria. It's not specifically stated, but that's the implication. And consider this.


If X is true and
X=Y
Y is true


The freemasons have obviously rigged sports. If I convince you of that, then since the freemasons are creating hurricanes for their evil purposes, you must believe that, too. And then if the relatively innocent sports buff gematria user ever shows any sign of not wanting to be involved in the new target, throw in a lot of peer pressure, name calling and even outright lies to keep them im line or discredit them. I really wish the sports guys would understand this as a building block towards understanding that sports gematria also doesn't mean anything.


  Do you really want to spend the time arguing whether sports is rigged when out of the blue you have to decide whether a tiny portion of the 9/11 events is a "coincidence"? It happens. All. The. Time. (Also note that rationalwiki includes information about the logical fallacy of part of X being true also means ALL of X is true.)


Since I posted about Occam's Razor before I'll mention that I reviewed Skepdic and rationalwiki for info. Per the "no reasoning with these people", when Dan was confronted with the concept, he immediately missed the point and did numerology on Occam's Razor.


This is a good feature of rationalwiki. They have some clear analogies to simplify what the concept is about, often in the context of pop culture references like the Simpsons. Officially Occam's Razor says that given choice A and choice B the tiebreaker for what should be considered is the simplest option. The analogy they use. If you see hoof prints on the trail, think horses, not invisible pink unicorns.


Doesn't that sound familiar? If there's a snow storm in Erie, PA., is it easier to think weather fronts or some global conspiracy using weather warfare to set up 57" inches of snow for upcoming mockery in the Super Bowl? It's hard to start dissecting that idea. (And it's an example, nitpickers, it hasn't happened yet that I've seen. But with another logical fallacy on rationalwiki, X preceded Y, therefore X caused Y, I will be surprised if it DOESN'T happen after all the Hurricane Harvey bullshit for the World Series. This fallacy is exhibited in the vaccination conspiracy. My child was vaccinated. My child is now autistic. Therefore, the vaccination caused the autism.)


And finally for now, the idea rationalwiki calls, That's not even wrong! There's so much wrong with the idea of a snowstorm meaning something numerologically. Can you identify exactly who, not just some faceless organization, but a specific individual? Much less a group? How much money is spent to make this. Why 57 inches, not 58? Why Erie? What's the purpose, the goal of the faceless enemy? How long does it mean something? Etc.... The whole idea is so alien that with the moving target and shifting the burden of proof you can't debate it. The cop out answer is "xxx did it.". Rationalwiki has a lot of did its. Goddidit, Satandidit, Jewsdidit, NWOdidit.... I would say the NIPTUCKS did it. Anything can be explained by the almighty force as being responsible without any detail at all on the questions that should be asked.


So what can you do? Avoid falling into the trap of watching the video in the first place. Innoculation by information. This worked marvelously with the war on Scientology. YouTube may get around to changing their method of selecting videos you might be interested. The gematria videos are purposefully titled to be sensational. Roy Halladay Sacrificed by Ritual! The commenters are vocal minorities. Either someone that has already closed their mind on how gematria doesn't work. Or someone who is setting themselves up to lose the argument. Make sure little Johnny knows that this stuff is out there and it's healthy to be skeptical.


To wrap it up, let's add a non gematria application. If you see a commercial for Plexaderm and its ability to magically erase wrinkles, it's best to check it out. It sounds too good to be true. I purposefully chose this as something with a somewhat neutral outlook if you search for information. It does "work" if you don't mind application of a product that simply dries out your skin and has no medicinal, long term value. Don't be surprised if you try it and get disappointed. The information is spotty. The vocal minorities love it at 5 stars or hate it. And manipulation of the commentary can easily produce a lot of bogus five star reviews. So maybe its OK. Or maybe you should try and find someone who actually used it or a licensed, practicing dermatologist.


And certainly don't fall for the "you stupid retarded sheep" dialogue in gematria that has absolutely no credibility at all.
 






 


 

Wednesday, December 27, 2017

Call Me A Coincidence Theorist

If I obsessed over every tiny detail in regards to whether it was a coincidence or not, I would do nothing but obsess about every tiny detail being a coincidence. But I guess it's a bad thing. "Coincidence Theorist" is thrown around as a derogatory term which seems to boil down to, "you don't agree with my wild theory because you're too stupid."


Not my intended starting point. But, well, it happened and it sure seems like a remarkable coincidence. I, as usual, reached a point where I was unable to sleep. Dog, freshly peed out and resting comfortably. I turn on my TV. X-Files, 2am PHL17 on Comcast, episode, "War of the Coprophages". Themes involve, coincidences, obsession and reasons that people do the things they do.


I like the X-Files. So instead of it being some useless infomercial trying to sell me magic spring water to cure my financial debt situation, I'll check out what it is. I don't remember this episode. I am should be either fascinated or revolted by the title. I have the misfortune of knowing what a corprophage is without having to look it up. So you don't have to, let's just say that for a period of time if someone tells me to eat shit, I will regard that to also be a coincidence. Which is part of the point. My life experiences include formal scientific schooling. I know the etymology of copro- and -phage. Even if I didn't specifically see the word and instantly know, I'd be able to piece it together. Which might only be useful watching Jeopardy. Which had a contestant recently with the last name, "Jumper". Not a particularly common name. What a coincidence. Except that I watch Jeopardy all the time. And shit happens. A phrase I've taken to using specifically lately in regards to coincidences, here. My, what a coincidence. I blogged about Alexa Davalos the day before her TV series being a clue on Jeopardy. My, that was freaky. It was supposed to be just a random name, and chosen because I doubted anybody but me would know her without looking her up. I watched the Doctor Who Christmas special yesterday. A key plot point was the Christmas Truce of World War 1. The day after I blogged about it. Hmmm...maybe there's something about Christmas. Let me think. A friend got me little Debbie Cream Pies as a Christmas gift. I've blogged about them. And recently she asked me what "ectoparasites" are. Because the rescue shelter inspection listed them. So I shared that among the other things lampreys, a recurring topic here, are also ectoparasites in addition to the fleas that were being referenced on the inspection report.


Stop right there. I could go on forever, because I expect that I have far more coincidences than most people. I have a near photographic memory for remembering things I want to. And a substantial amount of...shit...I have no need to remember.




I would call the X files thing a coincidence. The Alexa Davalos thing an even more remarkable coincidence. The cream pies, nah. That was blogged about ages ago. My friends knows that for a rare sugary treat that's my favorite. The lampreys, no. She knows my scientific background and the lamprey argument. My response was tailored because I knew that. Lampreys are something personal to pretty much just me.




Think about that word 'personal'. It's no coincidence that lampreys mean something to me. If someone reads this, turns on the TV and sees something about lampreys, they're bound to think, "I just saw something about that! What a coincidence!" So, one persons coincidences aren't the same as those of someone else. Which is part of the X files show theme on tonight (which also had a commercial for Crime Watch, The Black Widower with the investigator calling something a coincidence), about why people know the things they know. And by no coincidence the subjectivity at the heart of the lamprey argument.


Feel free to be a bit lost. That's part of the point.


Great. Now we have to decide on exactly what qualifies as a coincidence or not. Another layer of obscurity in the muddled morass of gematria illogic. Where they can't even reach an agreement on what a number means, because they can't.


Turning back to yesterday, our family gathering. "What's going on?", they want to know. Well, I watched Doctor Who. And my numerology friends have been talking coincidences. And I explain how I proved that something as simple as the stark reality of CARL NASSIB =98 (Reference, Return of the Chosen One) and I find out he played for Penn State. Amidst a crowd of Penn State fans. Where I received my Bachelor's Degree in a scientific field. Carl was picked by a brute force method of crunching entire rosters of bad teams. The Browns MIGHT win a single game this year, any chance depending on if the Steelers rest their starters. But certainly nobody ever considered him to be THE CHOSEN ONE = 98 on a crappy team. (Of course ELI MANNING =98, MARK DAVIS =98 and SEAN LEE =98 aren't going to be Super Bowl champs, either). But thanks for the mind fuck. I really didn't need another coincidence.


98 is a rarity where a specific number was identified as meaning something of numerological significance. The weekly football thread on Free to Find Misinformation is comical. And not just the Harry Butts mocking them with his long parodies of manufactured, forced matches. Predictions are made at times. Some right, some wrong. Sometimes the numerology of both sides pro and con is shown. (PRO=49, CON=49) and then a guess is made wondering about how deep the script is, and the picks made for non numerological reasons. Why bother? You can't even agree if 98 should mean something for Carl Nassib vs. Tom Brady. Of course you're going to get conflict in information with the huge database of sports statistics. Best to just do the Hubbard method of simply stop predicting and reporting after the fact. Hindsight reporting looks less silly than being wrong based on a flawed system.


And then there's a number like 33. I really wish I fucking knew what that was supposed to mean. It seems to be vaguely evil, but it's so common that it's everywhere. If I obsess over just when 33 is supposed to mean something versus the mundane everyday occurrence of things 33 I would do nothing but obsess about 33. Then inevitably make my decision beyond numerological reasons. The same way I dismiss the Browns chances of making the Super Bowl, I decide that ORANGE =33 is just a color and not care about it.


I have no doubt that some people have things that seem far more unbelievable than my coincidences. Maybe quality of coincidence counts. But once you start MANUFACTURING the numbers to prove your point it's losing quality in the big picture. There's a reason that we have a number specifically designated as "33". It's not 303. It's not because it's C=3 C=3, so CC equals 33. Which could mean orange or a zillion other things based on your personal interpretation. Which is why gematria ultimately fails in purporting to do the things asserted. The system does not reach an ultimate conclusion despite all the claims of the evidence the sheeple choose to ignore. No, we choose to ignore it because it's not evidence. Your cries of coincidence theorist is just another level of confusion in the constantly moving target of what way you choose to defend your system. So, label me a coincidence theorist if you like. I've been called a lot worse. In the meantime, real science, math, history and linguistics seems to work pretty well. I'll stick with that until something better comes along.





Tuesday, December 26, 2017

Reinforcement Of An Old Topic

I plan to make this clear within a few days after collecting my thoughts. For now I know simply state recognition that this is old news. When I get repetitive I try to put a new spin on things to keep people who are repeat visitors interested. Bottom line, so they don't have to search for it, newcomers have this recent post.


Without the details until my future post, at times the claim is made, both openly and indicated by actions taken, that THE ENTIRE LANGUAGE IS CODED FOR GEMATRIA. It sounds too good to be true, because it is. It simply cannot be true. It's not a particularly deep concept and not difficult to debunk. All you need is understanding of everyday language we use all the time.


Since this blog is intended as a resource for fence sitters who just got interested in the topic of gematria, here's the scenario. Johnny got home from school and tells Mom and Dad that Billy mentioned his creepy older brother found proof through gematria that the raccoon that mauled the baby* was actually intended to be a Satanic, pedophilic sacrifice. Mom is skeptical and squeezes details out of the story from Johnny. Dad is fed up with Billy's family.


Enough background. Now choose any single elision (cipher) you want. Just one. It doesn't matter. Use your favorite method of calculating these sentences:


"Billy's brother thinks that baby maulings by raccoons are a sacrifice to the dark forces and the proof is in the details of the Resident Evil movies gematria, particularly the events of Raccoon City and Milla Jovovich's entire career. However, Dad thinks he is nuts and that it's just a made up story by the media to evoke sympathy so the family of the baby can get money to take a nice vacation in Wollongong."


It doesn't matter if the grammar is completely correct. It doesn't matter how much sense it makes. What you end up with is a single value that should be next to impossible to match except by something even more senseless.


Now switch Dad and Billy's brother. It's really just that easy. You've completely switched the meaning and it ends up with the exact same value in your single system. There's no arguing over "making up phrases" or substitution of synonyms, you're only switching the two names. With the length of the text it's impossible to tie the entire thing to something much smaller like "Donald Trump" short of using another numbering system. But the powers that shouldn't be chose to encode our language in that one system you picked at the start to make it be the same value? Hogwash.


*There actually was a baby attacked by a raccoon recently. With my use of a hobo being bitten by a weasel so frequently, I have to wonder... but coincidences are another day's subject.











Monday, December 25, 2017

Play By Play Breakdown Time

The proof of the circle being the Mark of the Beast is pretty impressive. If I didn't know better I'd be impressed. Let's go through and ask the questions that should be asked, that wont be. From a Tweet by the Gematrinator:


CIRCLE - MARK OF THE BEAST = 227


Hmmm. Isn't that kind of like diluting salt water by addition of more salt water? If the circle is the mark, it's like saying MARK OF THE BEAST MARK OF THE BEAST. Which doesn't equal 227. What are we supposed to double up on? Is Pi really hidden in PI PI?


The first verse of Revelation to mention the Mark of the Beast is the 227th. No argument here.


MARK OF THE BEAST =144. Gotcha.
The number 144 appears four times in Revelation. I'll take your word for it.


The first 144 decimal places of Pi sum to 666. I don't doubt that. But, really? Don't zeroes get dropped in gematria? Shouldn't that be the first 144 non-zero decimal places? Or is this one of those optional zero things, just I case the first 144 non-zero decimal places means something later?


BEAST = 88. Hasn't this guy gotten enough street cred to be called THE BEAST? Seems improper to just call him "a beast".
CIRCLE =88. Got it.
MINUTES=88. Ouch. There are 60 minutes in a degree.  That's 21,600 minutes per circle.


There are 4 circles in "88". Well, there CAN be. It depends on the way you format it. Even the font used in the Tweet is ellipses, or ovals. Neither having gematriots of 88. Digital calculators used squares. I could use triangles, it looks kinda like an hourglass and similar to "8"


360 degrees *4 = 1440 degrees. 1440 minutes in a day. Yeah, but since there's only 24 hours a day we aren't comparing this to 21,600 x 4 = 86,400. I'd like my nearly infinitely powered cabal to be more consistent on the treatment of infinity. Like Pi and Time. Are there infinite number of Pi decimal places or not? What's more important, degrees and minutes per circle or per one day? And if the clock symbolism is important to time....and...wellll it gets all very confusing. Because


TIME=144. I assume the non-infinite version of time dropping the 0 from 1440 minutes, based on circles not based on minutes in a circle.
And


SIX SIX SIX = 144. Again, with the lack of street cred. Now he's not got his well known number, but downgraded to a mere 144. Maybe if it gets changed to SIX SIXTY-SIX or SIX HUNDRED SIXTY-SIX or SIX HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SIX and you make a new elision to make 666 actually equal 666. Is that project in the works?


ALT 227 yields the Pi symbol. Not always. But probably the most common ASCII code. I'm not convinced that this wasn't deliberate; an inside joke by a math geek. But I'll concede that. Except.


22/7 =3.14
Pi = 3.14


The non infinite version of Pi compared to the repeating decimals. The 6 repeating decimals of 1/7th equal 27, so 144/6*27=648. Not 666. Hard to say what that does to minutes in a circle. I suspect some sort of infinite loop.


Revelation 13:18 is the 229th verse of Revelation and mentions 666. 229 is the 50th prime. CIRCLE =50. Or should that be 5? Even in keeping 0's in infinite Pi, doesn't that 50 get changed to 5?


Then there are some nice 143's at the end of the Tweet.


By the way. ELLIPSE = 111 in reverse, so 666 in reverse Sumerian. Merry Christmas, have fun with that!






















Sunday, December 24, 2017

It's "Say Something Nice For Christmas" Time

There's the famous story from World War I where the opposing sides put aside the business of trying to kill each other, left the trenches and sang Christmas carols together. Then returned to the trenches and carried on the next day and went back to work. In honor of that, under the far less severe circumstances here compared to the stark reality of Christmas away from home and imminent death I offer these. There is no intent for any sarcasm.


Dan loves his daughter. The details he throws in make that abundantly clear. I know she likes pancakes, or at least used too. She loved her Dream Tent present this year. And so on. And Dan produced the single funniest comment I read this year. (I don't think I shared this before.). When Trump made his stupid comment about Pocahontas, Dan fired off about how he, "probably meant Poke A Hot Ass.". It's not easy to make me laugh out loud, but I did here. And I shared it with others and it was regarded as truly funny by all.


Derek has a cat. I don't know how long ago he had it. I don't know if it's been in videos ages ago I missed. I just saw it a couple of times recently. But he doesn't just HAVE a cat. He takes care of it. Instead of just lying around sleeping in the background it will be right next to him getting stroked and looking happy. Cats are cool.


Hubbard, I'm starting with a small one. Somebody put an anagram up for LABRAT KNATS that made absolutely no sense. There was no K and just wrong. He and others did correct it. The other one is more personal to me. My Dad had to finish his military training in Iceland and was away for Christmas for the first time. It was not a happy time for him. His "friends" introduced him to boilermakers and he got plastered. Dad came back home and eventually became a math teacher. Hubbard has taken on that teaching hat with a video including how to do gematria in your head. I can't do gematria in my head beyond 3 or 4 letter words. And it's not just putting the video out, there were several genuine comments thanking him for the lesson.



Saturday, December 23, 2017

If I Were Truly A Paid For Troll

I would do a lot of things to be more annoying than I am now.


I know what the first on my list would be. I would look for everything that equals 113.


I'd buy me new computer. I need the ability to copy and paste text, which I currently lack. I'd get Excel so I can set up my own spreadsheet so I don't have to rely on what's available on the internet. Then do a lot of searching for 113's.




I'd also hire some staff. The paid for troll pay rate seems pretty good. I'd probably get one person dedicated to just 113. Every video, the title, the introduction, every comment would be copied and pasted. All the blog posts broken down by sentence, copied and pasted. Because fat fingering them in just takes too long. And not just 113 since we are to believe that 1103, 1130, 1103, 311 are all equal to 113.




Now that I think about it, I will need more staff. Beyond the things that actually equal 113 I'll need someone to do conversions. 617 is a must being the 113th prime number. That would be for the person dedicated to actual 113's. Underneath them is the person looking to convert everything else to 113. Just like the way Pi is artificially manufactured out of damn near every number. Let's see, 114 should count. The sum of the divisors of 113 is 114. I'll need someone creative.


There are lots of quotes from recognized historical figures, many of them authors. There surely must be some that equal 113. Yet another staff member needed. I tried a couple and they didn't fall into place before I got frustrated and put that project on hold. More copying and pasting...just to make the list complete.


That person will need an assistant. If we're going to cherry pick about phrasing, there should be a fact checker....how many times does a phrase appear. So if the phrase is usually "The God's Honest Truth" but 12% of the time shows as "It's the God's Honest Truth", which does equal 113 we don't make the mistake of using the absolutes of always or never. At least for the comfort of saying "mostly" or admitting a caveat of "occasionally" I can ease my conscious by having an honest effort put in to reporting a %.


And yet another staff member...the hearsay specialist. Dreams, interpretation of noises, recap of personal events shared. Surely these things have alternate terminology. If somebody blogged about a hobo being bitten by a weasel, maybe it really was just a homeless man and the weasel was just a wild animal. Someone will need to check and see; this might be a misinterpreted personal story.


And another staff member....
Someone will have to organize the daily 113 report. Surely a direct 113 means more than turned into 113. Alternate phrasing of a personal story should count less. But I don't know. It's not like anyone ever writes down rules to stick by. I can at least get the report organized into sections.


And we probably should hire another. They don't fact check themselves. So just in case the murderer's name is spelled wrong we want to know if it was a 113 if it was spelled right.


Dealing in absolutes is a two way street. I'm not the one that decided 113 always means dishonest. You guys did, a long time ago.


So compared to my being wrong about something about bitcoin vs. Bitcoin I doubt that people who stumble on this blog will care too much versus compared to 113 doesn't mean TRUE FACTS or VERACIOUS or 113 doesn't mean dishonest when applied to me and my friends. I haven't had any complaints from anyone who's opinion I care about.


If I do get properly staffed up by next Christmas it should be a hell of an office party.







Friday, December 22, 2017

Gematria Holiday Songs

Goy to the World
I'll Be Home For Christmas Making Videos In My Mom's Basement
Have Yourself a Merry Little Mismatch
All I Want For Christmas Is U = 21
The 13 Days Of Christmas (End Date)
Tranma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
Angles We Have Heard On Lines
The Little Everything's A Bummer Boy
Do You Here What I Here? - Carrie Underwood and The Homophones version.
The Dreidell Song (Fillipino Misspelllling Ellision Compillation)
We Thirty Three Kings
I Saw Mommy Kissing Satan Claus = 666
The Holly Jablonowski and The Poison Ivy
Oh Little Town of Bethlehem on the 40th Meridian
Merry 10mas Everybody -Slade and The Roman Numerals
The Chanukah Song PhraseShopped for Alternate Spellings - Adam Sandler, PhaseShopped by First Name, Last Name or Both.
All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Digit Numbers





















Gematria Twitterbots

I'm not sure exactly where some of these come from. I'm not sure some are actually bots. Just because you call your handle a West Virgina Bot doesn't mean you are a bot. I found at least four separate twitter accounts that behave in a decidedly bot-like manner. Only one seems to be really active. So we'll just limit this to Gematria Calculator - @Gematriaaa.


The evidence supports that this originates from our old friend, gematriacalculator.com. There's the name, Gematria Calculator. The content looks like their material. More on that, later. It currently has 244 followers, none of which seem to be the "I'm angry at the world, sports are all rigged crowd". It pumps out several gematriots an hour at regular intervals.


Each Tweet is in the same format:


<Phrase> <"is", "equates to", "==="> <VALUE><in Jewish, Simple or English><hashtag>


The phrases are certainly gematriacalulator.com worthy. Sometimes broken up with +'s, "Holy+Bible+Code". There's our completely insane phrases that should never be searched for, "Bahaha is insane and his father is the Devil === 2022". And some nice misspellings like "relgion" and "Boheamian".


My interest is aroused. Gematrix.org and gematriacalculator.com are innocuous but pointless. I use gematrix for little projects, like finding the value of IS THE ANTICHRIST = 652 in Jewish on Gematrinator, then looking for 14's in Jewish to add to my own discovery of BACH IS THE ANTICHRIST = 666, just to get a complete list.


It's odd that anybody wants their Twitter feed filled with random phrases popping up once every few minutes. Not just that they are being created, but is there really someone interested in seeing what POSITIVE NEGATIVE equals in one single system with no matches? People have actually asked it questions. What does 283 mean? Which, of course goes unanswered.


Turning to the big picture. I of course had to check what happened to @Gematriaa. That account was suspended. Tweets can be flagged as spam, which seems unlikely since you can simply choose not to follow the bot to avoid the Tweets showing up. One conversation I looked through indicated offense at content. So these originating sites can be manipulated and the nasty stuff could slip through. Perhaps one of the current hashtag choices of #jews is similar to something that got the account suspended, maybe #kikes. Until the day Alpha Zero becomes self aware and terminator robots are sent back in time, the bot program was created by a human. I'm more offended by the hashtag that brought this to my attention. #algerbra.


Because nothing says meaningful content like making a list of math terms like #numbers, #mathematics and #math when you include algebra being misspelled.


Yesterday more shots were fired in the anti-flat Earth war. "You're distracting from the real truth!" And yet, here is actual gematria content that doesn't add value to the "down with the evil cabal" truth movement that goes completely untouched, despite that social media is part of the evil cabal. I thought you'd be all over that.


For me, a bit of a Christmas present. It's something a bit different; a change of pace. Possibly an outlet for some nice 113's. Seeing if I can get the bot to generate a Tweet from my gematriacalculator.com input. Maybe I'll see if I can get the account suspended and how long it takes for @Gematriaaaa to be created. Maybe link my daily blog post to @gematriaaa. I don't know, but I can get pretty creative.



Thursday, December 21, 2017

Bitcoin Is Satanic (Duh)

Money is truly the root of all evil, and we will see how Satanic symbolism through the magic of gematria illogic has pretty much all bases covered.


A tweet from the Kelvinator yields a tidbit about how one should be cautious in regards to Bitcoin. The gematria ties into both the circle and the Mark of the Beast.


I thought Mark IS the Beast, having watched Mark Labbett on the game show, The Chase. But there is a Satanic symbol designated as being OF the Beast which is more traditionally the horny guy, Harvey Weinstein or the guy with the horns. It depends on if one is talking to the Antichrist, Ms. Coleman or Rose McGowan. Or either, they could be one in the same. Of course, using gematria illogic everything can be connected, but let's stick to the money for now.


Here's the basics of the tweet:


Satoshi Nakamoto = 360 (Franc Baconis)
Mark of the beast =144
bitcoin =144 (Franc Baconis)
360 means circle means Mark of the Beast.


Fresh off Charon's boat on the river Styx we have the word "bitcoin" PhraseShopped into a match. Franc Baconis is a newly created this year elision that has a valuation method based on capital letters. Although Bitcoin is universally written as such with a capital B, the number wasn't to his liking, so discarded in favor of lower case bitcoin.


Satoshi is not the real name of Bitcoin's creator, but is the acknowledged name in Bitcoin lore. The problem here is the 360 and that meaning circle, which I've covered before when the Kelvinator had his version of Pi nonsense come to my attention. Now look at this:


THREE HUNDRED SIXTY DEGREES = 1130 (Satanic)


I choose to drop the zero, treat it as 113 = BULLSHIT, and make a big deal about it being in the Satanic elision. As opposed to admitting 1130 does not equal 113, 113 = VERACIOUS and/or enjoying the irony of shappens.


I expect that my "expert" on "sacred geometry" should have an understanding of some basic principles of geometry. You know, so just in case he wants to start Tweeting random politicians accusing them of being traitors he can have his system back it up. In case they know or have someone on staff that knows geometry.


Oops, too late.


Circles are not the only geometric shape with 360 degrees. Any four sided polygon has 360 degrees in angles. Start with a triangle which has 180 degrees. Every additional line adds another 180 degrees in angles. Picture it this way. If you have a square or rectangle, draw a diagonal line from one corner to the opposite corner. You have two triangles, each with 180 degrees. 180+180 =360. Same math works for more sides, a pentagon , three triangles, 540 degrees.


Yes, the Mark of the Beast is a circle. But it's gematria is not 360, that's 144 and other not 360 numbers. Turning to Satanic symbolism isn't any help. There's the Thaumaturgy Triangle, the Pentagram. HEXagon sounds evil. About the only recognizable symbol missing is the square. Yet, the gematria of Nakomoto could very easily be square instead of circle as far as # of degrees.


  So I can imagine the politician's line of questioning going like this:


"So, I'm a traitor because among other things, your system shows that Bitcoin misspelled ties into number that could be a square instead of circle but you chose circle because it has Satanic symbolism even though there are lots of other symbols you could choose, and you didn't choose to make it the geometric shape that is most absent from the list of Satanic symbols? Is that right? Am I missing something? I'd rather be called a square than a devil worshipper with the election coming up."


Once you get a triangle into the symbolism, everything is pretty much covered by the add 180 degrees per line addition. They can all be split into multiple triangles. A circle is a glorified polygon with an infinite number of sides. We've spread seen that Fidget Spinners are Satanic, so to be on the safe side, best use your Bitcoins to pay for them if you are buying them as Christmas presents.


Or at least make sure to capitalize the spelling.


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As it turns out, the argument in the comments is inconclusive. Not only is it not always "Bitcoin", but I latched on to the rebel site that seems to be the only one that doesn't call it "bitcoin". However, when you review old videos and blog posts, the habit is to mostly present a word in the format of capitalizing the first word. Such as the recent Jesuit sacrifice video where we have on the screen a presentation of the gematria of "Six six six" and "Time". A habit, I will guess, arising from easy access to the Francis Bacon value without having to add the additional multiples of 26 for capital letters mentally. So, in this case, we still have deliberate avoidance of the normal presentation to create a single match that otherwise wouldn't exist. I didn't bring this up in my initial post in my haste to incorrectly declare "bitcoin" being spelled wrong. It looks out of place and awkward compared to prior formatting. At least it wasn't totally out of the blue like the doubtful assertion that a form of gematria without vowels existed so Adam Lanza could be gematrified on just LNZ. To be used one time, then not appear again.





Wednesday, December 20, 2017

The Interesting People You Meet In The Comments

Not all of these are people you actually meet, some are like the Bad Crisis Actor. You don't meet them, but they are talked about enough that they presumably exist in some form, even if a figment of imagination. Some are curious. Some bizarre. At least one I find downright disturbing. Spend enough time looking at the comments in the videos and blog posts, be prepared to meet them.

The Paid Troll
Upon further review of the Bad Crisis Actor I decided that by the enormity of accusations of paid trollism that these must be what Bad Crisis Actors do upon retirement from acting. The crisis actor is the audition, the trolling is the main gig. There's apparently a TON of money in trolling. Those being trolled have been known to quote "thousands of dollars" and "trolling 24/7/365". Which would suck only getting one day off from work every four years in a leap year. But, do a good job crisis acting, become a troll. Except that by definition crisis actors are always bad. I'd best leave this be now before my head explodes.

The Shill
A shill appears to be a more evolved form of troll, having been previously in the program but now disgraced. The shill does not actively participate in the commentary, but is the target of derision. "Oh Paul is just a shill sellout." The shill job doesn't pay as well. Or at least has to pay a large currency exchange fee after being paid in shillings.

People Shaking Their Heads
Part of this is logically deductible. Most everybody hates it when people type "LOL" in a comment since it's extremely unlikely they actually were laughing out loud. Just who are you kidding? In the same manner, people type "SMH" indicating they are shaking their head in disbelief. Maybe I'm just jealous. I tried it and I can't do it. I can't actually shake my head and type at the same time. I could give (giving) my head a few gentle twists, but who wants to type "GMHAFGT"? Much the same way Happy Birthday is incorrectly abbreviated HBD instead of HB on cards, I wish the internet community would take up "UB" for UNBELIEVABLE. Because even if you could type and shake your head at the same time, like LOLing I doubt you really are.

The First Responders
Good for you! Did you get a screenshot that proves you were the first to watch or like a video? The only claim you can really prove with time stamping of comments is the first comment. I personally have caught a video just made available and disliked it immediately (twice) since I can only imagine the confusion to the first person who actually watches it and sees 0 views and one dislike. But I feel no need to announce to the world that it was me. Then after the first responders, I wonder about....

The Lurkers
Of questionable existence but one must wonder if it happens. If the magic number of the video is, let's say 41, someone who can't proudly announce that they were the first responder will proudly proclaim, "41st view!" or "41st like!" In theory, this could be manipulated to wait until someone has changed the total to 40 by constantly refreshing the page, then hitting the play or thumbs up at the right time. I'm more willing to think that they just happened to notice that they hit the magic number, although they can't admit it because of the C word. Coincidence. The thought that there are people that actually think this MEANS something is the second most disturbing thing on this list. And this leads to....

The Absentee Ballots
A bit of an oddball, this is something missing from the comments that by all rights should be in the comments. Whether a missed on the chance to be a first responder or person who rightfully doesn't believe that their view or like number means something, the absentees indicate the lack of belief in the system. You haven't been paying attention. It's ridiculously easy to change a number into another number. For instance, Pi. Regardless of what view number you are, the first or second thought should be converting your view number into Pi. Attu knows you manipulate the narrative into some variation of Pi at every opportunity. It should be a requirement for posting. Every comment should have three parts. Convert the view or like number to the magic number of the day, convert to Pi, and the actually text of the comment. Shaking head optional.

The Off Topicals
This is almost always sports. They apologetically post an unrelated comment in a video of a completely different subject. "I know this is off topic, but could you tell me what you think about tonight's Cavaliers game?". Variations include requesting a full video be done and submitting some preliminary thoughts. You do want to catch the author during his most recent video so it catches his eye. But here's a Pro Tip for you - If the feature isn't disabled by the YouTuber you can click the Discuss option on the channel home page. Or keep doing what you're doing and don't be surprised when you get a response that mentions you're an idiot for not reading the blog or didn't watch the video already made. Often accompanied by some choice insults.

The Bizarro Landers
Or maybe Absolutely Nonsensical Nitwits, which would be A.N.N. Landers.

I'm not sure what to say about these guys. Not only off topic, but so far out in left field I have no idea how it supports the overall goal of exposing the evil cabal. They are simply ignored in the same manner as most off topic comments. But curiously never met with the vitriolic reaction that somebody who wants to know about LeBron James's stats for the upcoming game. A made up but frighteningly similar to what actually gets commented scenario: Video on terrorist bombing. Comment something like,

"We live in a reality matrix created from the firmament where the cabalist pedophiles control our thoughts. Our only chance is to expose their plans with geometry."

The missing response that should be there:

"What the fuck? Get off my channel."

There's a job for these kinds of people in movies. Put together as many words that don't belong together and you're bound to get someone interested in watching to find out what "Big Tits Zombie" is all about.

Tranny Spotting
As with the Bad Crisis Actor, commenters have a super human ability to spot a transsexual/transvestite. I wish it weren't true, but I've seen this frequently enough to bring it up. As far as I can tell the only requirements for tranny proclamation are "offbeat" looks and maybe heavy makeup. Like the Canadian porn actresses. I've also seen, "She looks like a lesbian." Which doesn't bother me as much. Why I'm more disturbed by this than the Bizzaro Landers should disturb you:

How, exactly, do you know what a tranny looks like? Yes, your just saying "looks like". Yet, is this a life skill that you really want to proclaim to the world? Resume booster: I don't need to check body parts, I can spot a tranny at 30 yards! Is there a Tranny Spotting School like Clown College, you know, so people can learn proper tranny (ahem) exposing technique? I, in turn, can spot someone who seems likely to make fun of someone's appearance just by their comments, even when they haven't yet made fun of their appearance. GMHAFGT.
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I checked the plot of TRAIN SPOTTING and see that it's got nothing to do with Tranny spotting. Just to be sure. It's safe for me to watch. Because I am currently proud of not being able to spot a tranny, nor do I intend to learn it in the foreseeable future.





Tuesday, December 19, 2017

My Scathing Review of Rita 511

You should be asking who she is. And that's really kind of the point. I've known about her since the first few months of blogging. Hubbard links her YouTube channel on the Free To Find Misinformation blog and she is linked on the Gematria forum, a site devoted to emphasizing the more prolific gematria composers out there.

Rita has a distinctive style. She only decodes the bible, which makes her unique. Gematria being used for the historic purpose you can find if you Google "gematria". She doesn't use a calculator, preferring pen and paper. Usually puts out a couple videos a week. They hardly ever hit 200 views, but every time I check there are a group of names I see that comment. Loyal followers.

The gematria itself. Well, it is gematria. So it's by nature "wrong". She has a weird system, I imagine of her own creation, where she gets a three digit number, reverses the digits and adds them together. (More numbers = more hits"). And there is some reduction of everything to a single digit which is pretty awesome frivolous.

But that's about it. No hate speech. No celebrity deaths, no sports are rigged commentary, no bold faced lying. No GPS coordinates, prime numbers, searching for ridiculous ways to produce Pi. In short, little immediate searching for ways to manufacture a predetermined target number. And certainly no "faggot troll" comments or sportswriter death threats. The comments are more like, "What an inspiring, uplifting message to begin my day, Rita."

And therefore, no reason for me to ever bother mentioning her before now. If all gematria was like this the world would be a better place; someone looking for spiritual fulfillment instead of victim shaming or relentless sensationalizing to get attention.

The Wikipedia page goal (Zachary Keefe Hubbard Wikipedia page=113, already posted on the colleen video last night) and Sean Newell bodily harm video from yesterday are timely. I was planning on the contrasts in style and this gave me the opportunity.

Just like the Kelvinator picking on Hawaiian death, the Hubbard hate video on Newell's piece looks like a chance to look like an opportunity to look like a bad ass for the sake of the loyal minions. Nothing will come of it, and you get the joy of self proclamation of winning the debate when the other side simply lets the issue drop, because your illogical arguments aren't worth their time.

It's in pretty poor taste to suggest that you are randomly show up at Newell's office (and Ryan Phillips of USA Today) and film beating him up, personally. I doubt you're serious, but what would it prove? Coming from the same person that just a few days ago suggested that there's good in everyone and that if you personally are not Jesus, you are at least the prophet destined to be the one to show the world this magic code? That's a mixed message, and typical of the Hubbard style where one day he talks about what a good Samaritan he is and the next he tells us the kikes must die.

Another timely thing is the Harvey bit in the World Series narrative. Look at my post yesterday. I semi randomly picked Alexa Davalos and mentioned The Man in the High Castle. Last night on Jeopardy, a category for Phillip K Dick. Including a correct response of The Man in the High Castle. Coincidence, or proof that I'm the prophet destined to be the person that finally proves gematria is wrong and settle it once in for all? If you read my post just a bit earlier than that on Quantum Gematria, that's exactly what I jokingly imply!

Shappens.

Not convinced yet? Bob Brown openly admits he's a mason. You make a video, and were so nice to him. I just made a post about Bob The demoted evil cabal hit man. You didn't do numerology on him. Bob. Can't be a coincidence. People you like are treated with kid gloves, but as soon as someone crosses you, the narrative gets ugly. And often the defense team can't respond because they're dead, or you simply wait until after the game is over to make a prediction.

Now, I think it would be interesting if myself, Newell, Phillips, Hubbard and Rita sat down for a taped debate. Rita probably wouldn't go for it. This isn't the gematria she uses, despite her FTFT link and forum pedigree. And she would probably be uncomfortable discussing the finer points of PhraseShopping, Tindering, linguistics and actual math and science knowing that it's part of a "kill the long noses" agenda. I could do that.

Or I can simply continue to make an example of you here so that the people who think you're a wacko have a reference point on exactly why gematria doesn't work.

I COULD debate, but I'm using my superior gematria predictive abilities to say it's not going to happen. Not like the prediction I'm making that there will never be a Hubbard Wikipedia page acknowledging what a wonderful bit of work he's done. That will resolve itself by just not happening. But I'm in control of an actual live debate and I choose to decide that you're not significant enough for that. Mock your celebrity deaths, whine about sports and keep forcing the numbers. Get your page views and continue to wonder why nobody takes you seriously.

Somebody Had A Busy Day Yesterday

A prelude to today's main post.


Hubbard wants to get a Wikipedia page. But 'they' are out to get him, hiding behind the claim he's not significant enough. His rebuttal? His work is the most important thing ever. Nobody deserves a page more than him.


Vice Sports dared call him a Wacko YouTuber and did a piece on his World Series predictions. His rebuttal? An entire video on he's got hard evidence (no, he doesn't) and it's time to kill these media long noses. And specifically beat up Sean Newell, the author of the Vice piece, and film it.


Wow. The book sales will surely double.

Monday, December 18, 2017

The Gematria News Report In An Alternate Reality

In a kakotopian = 113 society in an alternate reality, a reality where gematria is normal and the gematria news is mainstream = 113 (but has better thesauruses, like including the word "kakotopia") a group of rebels yearn for the days where the news was reported in the old way. Police state law requires that they can only report TRUE FACTS = 113 and no DISHONESTY = 113, and not be openly critical of gematria. They only have a public access cable show once a week on Wednesdays, and only being allowed to report on two and three digit numbers but refusing to accept this, each week it sounds something like this.


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"Hey, news seekers, Don here, welcome back. Let's get right into the headlines. Here's what President Alexa Davalos* has been up to. Phil, "fill" us in!"


"Oh, Don! That pattern recognition stuff you do always is funny! I should have mentioned it earlier, but it just DONNED on me!"


"So here's what we have about President Alexa Davalos this week. I'm happy to report, she's just returned from her trip to Europe, and get this, she visited a lot of different cities, a lot of different time zones, she was in lots of news headlines, she said lots of stuff, and made a bunch of small numbers!"


"Is she back home, yet?"


"Yes, Don, she is. She made more small numbers doing that. But we're glad she's back, God how we Mist* her."


"Our Angel* is home safely. Let's get to the weather. Jan?"


"Ok, Don. Again our illustrious leaders who surely don't suck at hiding their weather coding gave us lots of weather across the world this week. We had a bunch of different temperatures, in a bunch of different temperature scales. There was some rain, snow, clouds, a bunch of earthquakes and get this...no hurricanes outside of hurricane season! There was also some s***y skies and some ra***ows that I'm not allowed to say anything more about! Now here's Denise with this weeks human interest stories!"


"Folks, I reviewed this week's stories, and there is a lot of good news so this is going to be heavily censored, even more than the asterisks in the weather, so bear with me. It's the law."


"Some <censored> were rescued from a dog fighting ring and now have found temporary homes at rescue shelters. These <censored> <censored> are just the <censored> things ever and will surely make a <censored> <censored> to a <censored> somewhere. Who wouldn't want one with the <censored><censored> season coming up?"


"A homeless man <censored><censored><censored> with a <censored> and is now living in <censored> free of charge and <censored> children to do the same! <Censored> for him!"


"Charming, Denise! Now, here's Lenny for the sports recap."


"Don, we had football this week. So we don't need to worry about low scoring games for awhile. We had times of possession, lots of scoring, some winning teams and losing teams, and just in general a lot of numbers getting around! Our illustrious leaders who surely don't suck at coding the numbers in the obviously rigged games had a busy time. Also, Robert Taylor closed out his opponent to win the big darts championship by a 44 kill shot **."


"Alright folks, let's wrap this up with the entertainment highlights. Here's Sam."


"We all are wondering what's happening with Flo from the Progressive commercials since President Alexa left on her trip***, and here it is. She's not dead! That's right she's still <censored>! So we can hold off on that numerology for now! There were several other Stephanies that died, but not celebrities."


"Good night news seekers, talk to you next week."
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* Even the bleakest dystopia deserves a hot chick. Alexa stars in The Man in the High Castle about a dystopian future. She was also in Stephen King's The Mist and the Buffy spinoff, Angel.


**True story. I find it more than slightly disturbing that I can't enjoy just watching what should be mindless entertainment without thinking numerology. Bastards.


*** Stephanie Courtney, best known as Flo in the Progressive Insurance ads was also Gwen, from Files and Records in an episode of Angel. Alexa Davalos's character is also named Gwen. In addition to the High Castle tie in and convenient Mist pun, Alexa gets promoted to President in this since she wore a tight, red leather outfit in Angel. Smoking. Stephanie is more like the <censored><censored> girl next door.

Sunday, December 17, 2017

Gematria Debunked By Discovery Channel Reruns

At least Dan's gematria.


Due to the relentless sensationalism of current events (which celebrity bought the farm yesterday?), possible focus by Hubbard's recent interest on what turn out to be rather humdrum, routine earthquakes and what happens to be on Dan's TV at the time we got a story about how Phineas and Ferb, Batman, dream tents and how "Dubois" is properly pronounced. Oh, and earthquakes and tsunamis.


The Aceh province earthquake was the centerpiece of the story. And the rest of the narrative just goes to show the willy-nilly nature of choosing dates for significant events. Along with the recent quake, we tie back to the really nasty quake from 2004 which yields a curious span of 11 years, 11 months and 11 days. In other words, numbers to cool looking for a numerologist to pass up.


That's all well and good. The 2004 quake was the third most powerful ever recorded by a seismograph and killed a quarter million people, in the process doing 16+billion dollars of damage. That surely sounds like the type of quake that should have happened to match Hubbard's December prediction. But it happened a decade ago, lots of tiny earthquakes hit in the meantime. And you bring up tsunamis.


When we last looked into what the Seismology Department of Freemasonry was up to, they hadn't been able to shift the dates by 11 years. I'm a big fan of tsunamis 🌊 , and we often watch them on Discovery Channel, and do The Wave. And tsunamis and earthquakes have a more immediate relationship. Indeed, a major reason for tracking earthquakes is the warning that a big wall of water is on the way.


"Hey,Fukushima! We aren't done with you! Just in case shaking up your buildings and screwing up your nuclear power plant isn't enough, here's a big ass wall of water to deal with! At least it will help put out any fires the earthquake building destruction started! Have a nice day - The Freemasonry Seismology Department."


While conventional science says, "Earthquake big. Moves lots of rocks. Rocks move water. You have maybe a couple hours to get your shit together and find higher ground." With no warning about the impact 11 years later.


Because nothing says scary like a decade long cliffhanger between point A and point B. Just imagine the tension build up and ratings for the Walking Dead if Negan didn't smash Glenn's skull in until season 65.


The bringing up a connection to a distant event is silly enough. Lots of earthquakes didn't have that date span. Why would the freemasons wait so long? Why is 11-11-11 important instead of 33-33-33? This is some major Tindering, and I'm not talking the splintered wood in the property damage. And now the thing that sticks out most to Dan in the accompanying photo is...the guy wearing the Batman shirt?! Didn't you see the young woman with the really short shorts? Or the guy front and center in the photo wearing a shirt that looks like "The Hand" or "The Band" on his shirt? Why aren't they important? You've just personalized this by making up a phrase to gematrify, BATMAN SHIRT=44. I doubt there's any headline that says, "Major quake hits Indonesia, man wears Batman shirt."


So what if you're watching the Discovery Channel years from now, and their documentary about the 2004 tsunami is on. Like the  Phineas and Ferb cartoon you mention here. Is that still the old date, or is this a new date? Because it's not just Dan. Now it seems that every celebrity death that just happens to have certain gematria values is personalized for The Kelvinator as a solar eclipse ritual because of his cousin. We want to know some rules on significant date spans.


It's easier to mock Dan's version here. Let me try to translate what you're saying to the outside world so that people like you and the person that commented here that I'm wrong about gematria. Condensed from how more insane I could make it."


"The freemasons coded our language so a guy wearing a Batman shirt relative to an event 11 years earlier means something for just me."


And yet, he wonders why he can't find a real, truth seeking friend.



Saturday, December 16, 2017

The Factual Personal Pet Peeve Of The Year

I want to flesh out the quick post from last night, first.


Because of the number 89 and severs other nice matches Hubbard suggests that maybe although not being actually Jesus (he could be) he at least might be destined as the one to point out to the world that we are all Jesus. His Dad is 89, too. If he's looking for a third member of the trinity I suggest that I already found it. THE CHOSEN ONE = 98. 89, the mirror of 98. ADAMS =11. 89, the 11th prime number. My analysis from months ago, Jamal Adams, NY Jets safety. We thought it was a Super Bowl pick, but it's bigger than that.


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This is a personal pet peeve of mine. After blogging for about a year I think I've earned a bit of a vacation. It does involve a factual error. It was in a gematria narrative. But didn't really affect the narrative.


I play chess. Pretty well. (Reference The Ghost of Geza Maroczy Plays Chess. And others. I talk about chess too much.) I get disturbed every time the board is set up wrong, like a recent episode of The Walking Dead.


The most common mistake in chess in film is that it's used to show, "I'm a bad guy. I'm really smart. See my chessboard." And then he's shown not to be that smart because the lighter colored square is always in the right corner when the pieces are properly set up. And whomever set the board up for the filming didn't know that and it becomes a 50% coin flip for getting it right.


Chigozie Truth, in a reply to a comment on a video called the sports referees "chessboard colored". I've already given you the problem with this. The squares are light and dark, not strictly black and white. It would have been better to use the traditional sports nickname for referees of zebras, which are strictly black and white.


Not all referees are clothed black and white. Any coloring to clearly differentiate them from the players is used, to avoid confusion with being someone playing the game. Team sports are multicolored in light and dark shades so you can easily tell one team from the other. Home team colors and away team colors. Neither black and white striped.
 
As for chessboards, I can't remember the last time I saw a black and white board. It's especially irksome in movies because the smart villain is always some rich murderer or something, and the chess set is made of wood. The board is made from two types of wood, alternating light brown and dark brown shades. I'm rich! I'm smart! And I don't know how to set up a chessboard! Just try and catch me, Adrian Monk! For black colored wood, ebony is about the only option.


For the cheaper chess playing crowd, tournament chess has vinyl roll up boards. The most common color combination is green for dark and white. I've seen brown and white in play. Checkers is played on the same style board and usually red and black. Any combination of light colored and dark colored squares that is aesthetically pleasing with the color of the pieces. But black and white chessboards? Nah.


I know what you're thinking. What? No numerology at all? And no Australia reference? What????


Ha! Ian Rogers, from Hobart, Australia.


HOBART=64  64 squares on a chessboard.


And that's Ian Rogers the chess grandmaster, not the other Ian Rogers in Wikipedia. THE RUGBY REFEREE! See, things aren't always so black and hite

Friday, December 15, 2017

I Don't Normally Do This *Updated*

12/15/2017
But if you want to see a video that should win an award for comedy, I recommend Hubbard's latest from just a bit ago. (It has ORGANIC in the title.)


He is Jesus Christ.


Somehow, I think the son of God would be worthy of a number bigger than 89, didn't call people kike, faggot, shill trolls and hadn't gone on record saying that organized religion is stupid.


But, hey, if the book thing isn't working out, might as well shoot for the moon when you try something new.


12/16/2017
Republishing today after a bit more thought.


Hmmmmmmm.....
Freemasons coded our language so they could forward their evil plans by showing that if Hubbard isn't in actuality Jesus, he's at least the prophet destined to wake the world up from tyranny.


Rock solid logic. Makes sense. I can't think of anything wrong.

Quantum Gematria

One simple comment. That's all it took, just one comment and my eyes have been opened.


What if gematria isn't just plain and simply dead wrong like I've been suggesting. What if they are on the right track, but just some key elements are wrong, because they simply are stagnating, making the same mistakes over and over again.


What if my personal experiences are all leading up to this Earth shattering discovery? It's a terrifying thought. Personal story gematria, coincidences, science, religious concepts, Australia, Mexican bologna....Gematria does try to explain the world in which we live. I'm still sticking with that they do a piss poor job. But can I answer the burning questions we all ask? Not yet. Hell, I can hardly decide easily what I want to eat for lunch.


So now, I have to delve deeply into the world of Quantum gematria. Which hopefully has the benefit of insulting science, religion and numerology all at the same time. Truly not playing favorites, here.


Fake contrition aside for the introduction, quantum gematria turns completely over to busting on gematria. This comment I refer to was something about an event being a tribute to the Grenfell apartment fire.


That's pretty curious. I've questioned what the life span of a ritual event is. The Kelvinator's video recapping solar eclipse fire rituals is still available. The Grenfell fire is one of those tributes to the solar eclipse. So doesn't that make this a solar eclipse ritual? Or is it a completely different interpretation of the same numbers? Can't you guys agree on something? You have the Gematria Forum, which is like 98% links to preexisting blog and video material. Maybe start a thread for each major ritual, act like an actual forum and discuss things so you don't step on each others toes?


The Grenfell fire preceded the August 21st eclipse and was proclaimed to be a ritual for the eclipse. But the fire itself is a major ritual. So the important date is different. But then the eclipse isn't important. I can't picture that date being abandoned in the near future. So doesn't that make the fire date wrong? Are there sub-rituals? So many questions.


The best I can figure is some unexplored form of advanced gematria physics, which I'll call Quantum Gematria.  I think religion, science and gematria should agree that the Sun, and therefore the eclipse, is more important than a building. Sorry Grenfell, you wouldn't exist if it wasn't for the Sun. But you can't be excluded completely, you only get second fiddle.


Now in religion, science and gematria there does seem to be an agreement on the Sun. At one time it was not there, and then sometime later it was. Whether it was Big Bang (Young Shelldon), Attu the Wonder Turtle, or NIPTUCKS. Gematria in it's modern form only acknowledges the current position of the Sun, which spends far less time at 93 million miles away from the Earth than it does at 93 million miles away. But at one time, the distance was 0.


No Sun. No eclipse. No ritual. And the impossibility of doing gematria on 0. Things in quantum mechanics like the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle and Schrödinger's Cat try to explain positions of matter in complex systems. The Sun is a bunch of mostly hydrogen atoms. Matter. And it's position in gematria uses is very uncertain.




We also know something about 0 in gematria. You can ignore it. Look at the Kelvinator's original uncorrected work on Telma Boinville. It was an eclipse ritual, and the original misspelled killer's name of Kailey lead to 303, which he immediately changes to 33 by mentioning that in gematria you drop zeroes. Which isn't really true, he wanted to say, "I am dropping the zero in this case because I didn't get the number I wanted directly, but I deserve the right to keep this total as 303 in the future at some point in the future if it becomes convenient for me to proclaim it so because I'm a hypocrite." Considering the extra time to upload the video and possible issues of forcing videos to be certain lengths we can understand and forgive the abbreviated version.


Now what else is there in conventional physics? Hmmmmm...conservation of matter and energy. E=mc squared. There's a finite amount of matter and energy. Matter can be converted to energy and vice versa, but there's a limit. The number zero was in "303", but now it's gone. Nothing terribly energetic seems to have happened, so it must have gone somewhere. Where are all these 0s going?


Now you'll see why personal experience has lead me to question my gematria beliefs. What else do we know about the number 0 in gematria? It looks like the letter O. Pattern recognition in all manner counts. 9 looks like 6. 4 looks like 9 (or so it's been said.). S looks like 5. Yep, they do it all the time. Think of a word that represents a place, that only has the letter O as a vowel.
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Wollongong.


And we know from the Las Vegas New World housing market that specifically there's some uncertainty regarding basements. Was the shooter really on the 33rd floor by adding the basement? Or does the basement count as......0!


And, Planck's constant in conventional physics involves 2 Pi. How can there possibly NOT be Pi in gematria? Plank. Durp, not having an O in his name missed that PLANCK and PLANK are similar and was destroyed by a massive quantum singularity. Gromk, having an O had enough mass to counter the gravitational singularity forces and merely felt queasy for a bit. Anyway, plank=wood.


Not specific enough. More evidence based analysis. Wollongong is a hotbed of gematria ambiguity. 360 degrees is always used in gematria to mean circle. Ignoring that any four sided polygon has 360 degrees in total angles.


Oh no, we aren't done yet. What else do we know about quantum singularities? They involve space and time. How can gematria NOT reference popular culture? South Park, Simpsons. They have O's, but not exclusively. What show is there about space and time that only has O's for vowels?
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Doctor Who.


No, we still aren't done. We've already proven Jenna Coleman is the Antichrist. I have the bumper sticker to document the proof. And, since Wollongong is a hotbed of gematria ambiguity, all ambiguous things are dragged in. She's not alone. Numeronyms. Is the value of K added to the 9 or is the gematria of K9 just on the K?


Put it all together. The most mind boggling revelation in quantum gematria is that all the extra 0's are in a wooden box in a Wollongong basement being guarded by Jenna Coleman and a robot dog. Could be the Tardis.


All I need to do now is quit my $50,000 a year teaching job I have no certification for, find a model to pose for a picture as my fake girlfriend, burn down my house for the insurance money and blame it on the freemasons, delay writing my book another couple of years and devote the rest of my life to quantum gematria.


And in case I've said something wrong in any of that entire analysis, this entire post:


It's either a hoax or quantum gematria. You're (Hobson's) choice.


 

Thursday, December 14, 2017

Gematria Debunked By Ritalin

RITALIN = 83, MIND =83


That's cool.


Oh, I forgot to mention in my recap yesterday of the big boxing match, that the Kelvinator turned a miss into a hit by PhraseShopping, STEPHEN BROWN & HAILEY DANDURAND = 2197 into a match by using the ampersand instead of the news headline WHICH HE SHOWED having the word AND as well as Hailey's middle name of KAI. Kind of prophetic that 2197 also fits will with my victory prediction of VENI VIDI VICI = 2197. It looks like Team A.H. has thrown in the towel. Interesting, too that one of the last Tweets from Team A.H. mentioned brain function. Also, GEMATRINATOR=183, PROPHETIC NUMBER = 183.


We have another personal story from Hubbard. This time, I think we're supposed to admire his nobility for helping the woman involved in the fender bender with him avoid getting a DUI arrest in front of her child. I, on the other hand, wonder about the welfare of the child being put into the situation of being a passenger with someone who should not be driving. Well that's on his conscie....oh. Never mind, he doesn't have one.


I began to wonder what limits, if any, there are on someone's personal experiences when affected by controlled substances or lack of needed medication. And I also saw that both he and Dan did a bit about the Jewish guys at Marcus Peter's flag throwing incident where as I would have said they were wearing YARMULKES, Hubbard choose YAMAKAS and Dan chose YAMIKAS. Both which are based on phonetic pronunciation instead of the actual original spelling. Does audible stimulus count? Then what about taste? Like if emu really tastes like beef jerky or maybe someone else personally thinks it tastes like elk? Both have three letters and start with E. EMUlating the taste of Elk?


I've never seen an emu. Or an elk. I have seen a brown recluse spider. We kept it as a pet in the entomology department. It's web was at the bottom of the jar. The flies we fed it would get stuck and it would just kind of drop down on the fly to bite and kill it. I wonder how that rates with Australian spiders for dangerousness. BROWN RECLUSE =155, PHOSPHORUS =155. Both dangerous.


I forget to mention that I would have expected Hubbard to use YAMIKA, not Dan. It's an anagram of Yakima. In Washington State where he lives.


CHRISTIANITY =155.
BROWN RECLUSE =169. CLEVELAND BROWNS = 169, SEATTLE SEAHAWKS = 169, DETROIT TIGERS = 169? Poisonous spider bite tribute for the Super Bowl? Detroit Lions? Lions vs. Christians? We will see.


I wonder if Hubbard missed the Yakima anagram because he had been smoking weed? MARIJUANA = 155, ANAGRAM = 55. Probably nothing, but hmmmmmm.


Ritalin is used for Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. Hyper. Like hyper intelligent alien Santa Claus boogers. What would have happened if Brown and Dandurand had been taking Ritalin instead of illegal drugs?


Did you know that Hawaiian and Attu Island are in the same time zone? It's even called the Hawaiin-Aleutian time zone. Wonder of Wonders. Turtles everywhere rejoice.


Oh, did you see that Brown is the guy's name? Like Brown recluse? And he's a killer?


FOOTBALL=83, ALEUTIAN = 83


So, what if somebody's brain is so disjointed,and their thoughts bounce all over the place, they can't avoid getting easily distracted? Does that invalidate their personal experience?


My dog just kicked me. Not really, more like stretched out while getting more comfortable. I was in the way.


By the way, the neo nazi story, really is about Bob. It might not be his real name, but that's what the story reported. You can Google it.


And remember what I said about coincidences. If personal stories count and they aren't freemason involved who decided that your story is more real than my story?


I just remembered that I saw something about Hawaii while researching population density. The smallest population center recognized by the census is Manele, population 29. Kind of reminds me of misspelling Manila/Manilla.


PAINT = 60, HAILEY = 60 both in simple.


Some people are really smart and their brain doesn't function what ordinary people would consider to be normal. They might know the trigonometry expression for the tangent of Pi is TAN(PI), an anagram of paint.


SAVANT=77, CHRIST =77. Paint could be another clue for the Super Bowl. Or maybe HUFFING PAINT THINNER = 111.


My previous dog found a brown recluse in the kitchen. Fortunately I got him away from it before he did something stupid.


What if Brown and Dandurand where huffing paint thinner?
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Other than not being taken seriously by putting out a blog post that makes you like an idiot can you say that one person's experiences and genetics and nurturing make their gematria more or less meaningful? I suspect that now that I'm out of my ADHD mode that I can just say, I sense a lamprey refutation here. You'll never be able to draw that line in the sand. Go ahead and throw in some freemason catch phrases in there and most people will still react: Yeah. Right.


My spider stories are true. But like most gematria personal stories, difficult to prove. My entomology professors are probably all dead. My graduating class small and I have no idea where these people are anymore. The kitchen spider, squished without a photo. You just have to take my word for it.


Just like the evidence for gematria being, "This was freemasons, because 33. And if I don't find an immediate 33, I'll MAKE ONE."


And my dog really did kick me. Thank Attu he's not as big as an elk.