Thursday, March 15, 2018

Fix A Mistake = Win A Big Cookie

https://freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2018/03/mistakes-in-letters-numbers-book-you.html?m=0

By now it’s pretty safe to say the story being stuck to is that......

We have absolutely no idea what the story is.

Supposedly Bookbaby was issued a draft, paid thousands of dollars to do editing work on some 400+ pages, returned the draft for a final👍, additional material expanding the book to 773 pages was added, totally unconcerned on being essentially asked to do thousands of $ more work for free resent to Bookbaby, who violated good business practices and reasoned that the references were not kosher and informed Hubbard they would not publish, and Hubbard doesn’t care about the $ already spent on the initial editing.

Or the video about the 400+ page book being returned was not genuine. Maybe ted had never been contacted in the first place, so no money had been spent.  Therefore no violation of legal issues, standard business practices and demonstration of the evil empire being “out to get us”.  Which has absolutely been insinuated during this process.

So now, the .pdf is at least partially unedited, and while maybe searching for alternate publishing sources those that have received a copy can find mistakes to be corrected and receive a copy of the final not professionally edited book.  The biggest cookie offered ever.  Maybe there’s an all night copy shop/laundromat that it can be printed out on.  Slap some green colored heavy construction paper on the outside with some new testimonials.  Because any mistakes will operate under the Truth Community Flow Chart Axiom of, “Do you agree with me today?”  If yes, cool!  If no, kiss my ass.

I can think of one or two logical flaws that sight unseen surely in the book.  Those will certainly not be open to a fix.  The idea is more like, “On page 137, you listed Pythagoras’s birthday as March 17th.    Most historians think it’s actually March 19th.  His Mom took the hemlock/oolong tea mixture to induce labor on the 17th, but the midwife didn’t deliver him until the 19th.”

Ordinarily such a change would make one think the entire numerology of Pythagoras birth is just dead wrong,  But here it is just an inconvenience.  The times that mistakes are addressed the new number is simply substituted and the story altered slightly.  Now Pythie’s Mom drank anti-freeze/decaffeinated lemon tea celebrating his birth on the 17th or other details are changed to fit the new story.  Maybe the delivery person was going through some sort of, ahem, midwife crisis and the right story is agreed to be the 18th.  It doesn’t matter.  The edit will proclaim she was delayed after two forty’s of Hurricane malt liquor and the 18th it is.  There’s nothing magical about any specific date.  Any date will do thanks to Ancient Greek sling shooters.

Consider Stephen Hawking.  Some numerology things that are important to his death I’ve actually seen are:  ALS means Lou Gehrig means baseball.  Haw-KING means King James means Bible.  Now of course the death on Pi Day is important since in addition to Pi means math/Science it’s also Einstein’s birthday.  That means science.  Baseball equals a string of tiny numbers has just as much meaning, probably more to these guys than the insane cover up  required for his evil empire activity.  The schooling at Oxford and Cambridge.  The numerous awards.  All the alleged family and friends and admirers that lead him to become this persona that as a scientist would find the idea of gematria laughable.  Because the stories about his death already lean towards him being a bit of a douche instead of simply just having died.  At least one potshot was taken at Neil Degrasse Tyson, too.  If somebody suggested Hawking mentioned gematria as being stupid at a dinner party as an edit, if used he would be a douche.  It probably wouldn’t be used at all.  A more likely edit would be to mention the Simpsons and Springfield of Dreams and baseball being added.

It doesn’t matter if any form of a book is edited or not.  There’s already a baseline behavior of use of the, “They’re out to get me!” escape hatch.  Be it the height of the Pentagon, the speed of Saturn, a rapper’s birthday or whatever.  You’re the experts and everyone else is just wrong.  Unless we agree on a different day.

Don’t forget that this is supposed to go mainstream and wake up the sheep while the content will insult anyone with any modicum of critical thinking skills functioning.  After a couple hundred .pdf files distributed to the already believing crowd nobody cares if Pythagoras’s birthday is wrong.  It’s a lovely way to get some free proofreading for the target audience that might already have the final copy after the next “out to get us” publisher story comes out.

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