Sunday, March 18, 2018

Go Ahead, LOSERS

A=3, B=1, C=100, D=500, E=4,...L=50,...O=0,....W=10,...Z=3.
In the exception variant D reduces to 1, L to 2 and W to 4.

I could have gone through the entire alphabet for this new elision, but will for the sake of brevity and retention of a tiny bit of sanity cease the process with these examples. You are welcome.

Curiously the response to being confronted with specific information on things done that weaken the case for gematria, that the response is most often to ignore that or even lower the standards further.

Standard #1 - New elisions  There’s “probably” an elision where each letter is a multiple of eleven.  Sure.  Go for it.  Make it more obvious that the existing 2,671,094,523 elisions available isn’t enough and add one more.  Custom ciphers make absolutely no sense at all and are part of the next generation upgrade.  What do I want BRIDGE COLLAPSE to be equal to today?  Let me think....  Suggestion ignored.

Standard #2 - Mixing symbols with words and numbers.  The bar just got lowered significantly.  Not satisfied with the VIKINGS = 6 Kings forced match, some genius suggested that VLADIMIR doesn’t mean VL(Roman Numerals) + ADIMIR, but a lower case l looks like capital I and that equals six.  Or  they skipped a step and either letter looks like a 1.

Maybe when aliens invade they’ll have some sort of bizarre three dimensional alphabet that they’ll force upon us.  Until then we are pretty much stuck with just two shapes for lines.  Straight or not straight. I guess so transgender lines don’t get all uppity I should include bylines, too.  But I’m not sure how to number them.  You don’t see many alphabets based on difficult to draw symbols.  Try drawing this on a two dimensional piece of paper.  I dare you.  No I dddare you  -a 3D triple dare!


 So that nonsense at the top is my custom elision (it counts!) for what to do with gematria of just the symbolism.  The letter A has three straight lines.  That’s three.  B, one straight line.  Roman numerals retain their  value or in the exception reduction get lowered to the number of straight lines.  W is drawn like a VV in this font, so I suppose another elision for double u is appropriate.  Yeah, lots of new elisions.  Franc Baconis combined with this should be real fun.

Nothing says, “astute researcher” like being able to count the straight lines in letters.  Except being allowed to make a customized numbering system to make full use of it.  I have no fear of this being used freely.  Go ahead, I dddare you!  Because in addition to being a loser for suggesting Vladimir is 6imir the obvious name acronyms are Low Operating Standards Elision and LOSER - Low Operating Standards Elision Reduced.

Note to self- pay acronym generating team triple overtime.

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