Sunday, June 6, 2021

He Keeps on Plugging Away





 The perseverance in the face of adversity is admirable. But this has been a pretty bad stretch for Mr. Hubbard.  Let’s take a look at some unhappy customer comments.  For the proper context know that Gonzaga was predicted to win March Madness.  The “Jesuit Ritual” angle magically coinciding with one of the preseason favorites.  Follow that up with the “I’m allowed to pick four horses” Kentucky Derby prediction.  (Which never saw the evil empire having the winner being a result of real sports rigging.). Then, well he rolled the dice on the Lakers.  Not totally out of the question, since though the Lakers were seeded low LeBron is LeBron.  Still, it continues to amaze that the magic codes are never decoded until after the playoff bound teams are finalized.  But anyway, from the “cover my ass for being wrong again video the night the Lakers were eliminated.


Wow. 36 Likes.  Probably a good number of Patreon subscribers only now realizing they were being fleeced.


Same sentiment with a little bit of emoji mockery.


You got that right young_stud.  There’s always a narrative for both teams.  You’re not “decoding” anything.  Just finding the inevitable numbers for both teams.  Paying this guy - might as well just send him a check and have a toddler pick a slip of paper out of a hat for equally effective predictions.


That’s just mean.  Hopefully Dylan learned his lesson without losing too much.


Should have saved this for last since it’s my favorite from the batch.  Five years of finding matches after the game/mass shooting/election news/etc... is long over.  And we see why, because when something resembling an actual prediction is made it fails just as often as not. (Special shot out to the Gematrinator for claiming in his blog a Trump re-election was “heavily coded”.). And bonus points since the sort of rhyme with Zach and fact is kind of catchy.


I’m running out of different things to say, so just enjoy that although it might be late at least another one recognizes the BS now.


Hmmm.  With all the talk of Society of Jesus = 56 I wonder if Dave knows that HUBBARD = 56 in English Ordinal.


Well fucking duh.  


Oh yeah.  Almost forgot to mention that there must have been some Blazers action going on on Patreon as well.

And finally,

Sometime in the near future I’ll follow this up with a “the big picture beyond sports” post.

Sunday, May 16, 2021

How To Pick A Horse Race Winner With Gematria



 Hello old friends.  It’s been awhile.  But there’s something that needs to be added to the Internet to counter the...what to call them...untruths...posted about the Kentucky Derby.

Let’s put your math hats on and learn something about the power of exponential growth.  Don’t worry.  I’ve got pictures and some of the basic concepts aren’t too difficult, so even non-math needs can grasp it.

The basis for this is the ridiculous (as they always are) claim that Hubbard picked the winner of the Kentucky Derby.  Well considering he picked four horses to win that’s already a foul.  Your system works or it doesn’t.  You either picked one horse before the race and only one horse or you’re admitting that there’s a “Jesuit” controlled narrative for any of them.  The same way that during the 98th NFL season every single team had a 98=“The Chosen One” clue.

Hubbard is what is called a “tout” in the sports betting world.  Most touts simply don’t show any evidence of their wild claims.  Hubbard simply makes less than honest predictions like picking Tom Brady to win the Super Bowl with the league’s best team.  In combination of being dead wrong a lot and simply lying his ass off about it.  So recently a video had Hubbard claim (more like whine) that “even though you’re right a thousand times people just focus on the twenty times you’re wrong”.  Well that’s 50 wins per loss, so you should be comfortable with only needing, say, 20 wins in a row.  That would prove to the world what you claim is true.

You start with $50.  You double your money with each win and “let it ride”.  After 20 wins in a row you’ve just won $52 million.  And you only put at risk $50 of your own money to get the ball rolling.  

Yet the story is that he’s constantly asking for donations and complaining that this secret knowledge needs to get in the hands of more people.  When all he needs to do is win the money himself and just give it away to those he chooses to.

Here’s a fun side note.  If you start with one penny and double your money for 40 wins, you’ve won **11 trillion dollars**.  Risking one penny of your own seed money to win less than Hubbard’s 50 to 1 ratio.  Don’t take my word for it, find a friend who understands spreadsheets and reproduce mine in the photo.  An accountant is a good start.  A real accountant, not Hubbard who hasn’t gotten the grasp of simple concepts in life like a prediction comes before the event is over.

And one more thing about that previous comment. Apparently the Patreon discussion was hot and heavy about Medina Spirit.  Yet in the video after the race Hubbard still didn’t know how Medina was pronounced.  A pretty good clue that his work was focused on the written words instead of any actual pre-race research.  One would think after the stink of failure on March Madness would have put a little more effort in.  Because sure enough, the numbers magically aligned for the team that almost had an undefeated season and Gonzaga lost.