Reality Check

 

He Keeps on Plugging Away

 The perseverance in the face of adversity is admirable. But this has been a pretty bad stretch for Mr. Hubbard.  Let’s take a look at some unhappy customer comments.  For the proper context know that Gonzaga was predicted to win March Madness.  The “Jesuit Ritual” angle magically coinciding with one of the preseason favorites.  Follow that up with the “I’m allowed to pick four horses” Kentucky Derby prediction.  (Which never saw the evil empire having the winner being a result of real sports rigging.). Then, well he rolled the dice on the Lakers.  Not totally out of the question, since though the Lakers were seeded low LeBron is LeBron.  Still, it continues to amaze that the magic codes are never decoded until after the playoff bound teams are finalized.  But anyway, from the “cover my ass for being wrong again video the night the Lakers were eliminated.

Wow. 36 Likes.  Probably a good number of Patreon subscribers only now realizing they were being fleeced.

Same sentiment with a little bit of emoji mockery.

You got that right young_stud.  There’s always a narrative for both teams.  You’re not “decoding” anything.  Just finding the inevitable numbers for both teams.  Paying this guy - might as well just send him a check and have a toddler pick a slip of paper out of a hat for equally effective predictions.

That’s just mean.  Hopefully Dylan learned his lesson without losing too much.

Should have saved this for last since it’s my favorite from the batch.  Five years of finding matches after the game/mass shooting/election news/etc... is long over.  And we see why, because when something resembling an actual prediction is made it fails just as often as not. (Special shot out to the Gematrinator for claiming in his blog a Trump re-election was “heavily coded”.). And bonus points since the sort of rhyme with Zach and fact is kind of catchy.

I’m running out of different things to say, so just enjoy that although it might be late at least another one recognizes the BS now.

Hmmm.  With all the talk of Society of Jesus = 56 I wonder if Dave knows that HUBBARD = 56 in English Ordinal.

Well fucking duh.  

Oh yeah.  Almost forgot to mention that there must have been some Blazers action going on on Patreon as well.

And finally,

Sometime in the near future I’ll follow this up with a “the big picture beyond sports” post.