Saturday, July 15, 2017

Time For A Colleenoscopy

I'll begin with a truther that goes by the name Chigozie Truth. The list of videos is typical. XXXXX tragedy is a hoax. XXXXX celebrity fake death. XXXXX fake news. What a shocker. Chosen fairly at random, immediately I can tell it's BS.


 Going through the comments. Bill Paxton's (fake) death. "Ever notice how so many actors supposedly die while filming their last movie.". Chose that video at random. Lack of critical thinking. Check, got that. Presumably in addition to the money, actors do it because they love to act. As long as there is an unfinished film they were cast in when they bought the farm they died during their last movie.


Critical comment on video by someone else - why is everything a hoax? Doesn't anyone ever just die? Chigozie response - blah blah blah....my numbers prove it!


Nah. Not even close. Same old two digit bullshit numbers.


The problem with that defense is of course, the choice of topic. Since this is just another sad attention whore there are never any happy stories. No puppies rescued from abusive, drug addicted hippies living in a van.


Which brings us to colleen, who I'm guessing isn't a big fan of the Francis Bacon (misnamed) cipher. The lack of capitalization on her (why do I think this is really an old timer under a different name??) name was her choice.


No audio. Just some background music and typing words and phrases into the Kelvinator's spreadsheet. Showing all the cool things that these numbers mean. Synagogue, Ministry, Scottish Rite, blah blah blah. PhraseShopping at ground level. As I type this there are only four videos, 105, 117, 223 and of course the inevitable 666.


These gematriajunkies have years of research on me and a stockpile of old "cool" phrases to fall back on. And just like a bad B movie they use the stock footage of the dam blowing up over and over every time the number blows...I mean shows...up. But I can and did make some alternatives that you'll never see in their videos and blogs. Unless by chance someone dies because they laughed themselves into a coronary arrest watching cute kitten .gifs.


This should be a short lived series of videos from colleen. There are only so many small, workable numbers without extreme and obvious PhraseShopping. Like the made up word I saw, "circumventriloquism." In theory, I could post my lists on each video, but they get off on the attention* so there's no point. A purpose of this blog is to present the realistic alternative to the uninitiated. Johnny comes him from school, "Mommy, Billy found out Bill Paxton's death was a hoax! And Gematria proves it!". Mommy Google's gematria, finds this and other info about what is really going on. And if little Johnny has any functioning brain cells and an open mind realizes the Chigozies and colleens of the world are nutters. Johnny graduates with honors and cures cancer. Oh...too much a stretch....makes a better mousetrap. The sarcasm and ridicule is for my entertainment.


Only a few of these are in systems other than Ordinal, Reverse Ordinal and their reductions.


105
Sunny afternoons at the shore
Peace
Charity
Lunchtime
All is well
Martini
Sandwiches
Mashed potatoes with gravy


117*
Ladybug
Cheese
Kind words
Dearest
Jugglers
Wedded
Smiling faces
Reading a really good book
Enjoying
Great sex
Love and kisses from Dad


And just to prove that I can be proactive instead if just reactive. I've picked a number that should compare favorably to colleen's list if she gets around to it. So far she hasn't done:


107
It's my favorite TV show
My girlfriend is cute
Solace
Cherry pie
Party hat
Ode To Joy
A pony ride
Cute pets
Gorgeous
Happiness
Sunshine
Rainbow
Good times
Desserts
Lollipop
Forgiving
Championship winners


These 'positive energy' words and phrases were created by trial and error. If you want to give Johnny homework to reinforce that all numbers can have happy meanings just have him think happy thoughts and turn him loose on a gematria calculator. You may notice a lot of these are food related. There's a good reason. People like food. People make lots of different kinds of food. We haven't gotten to the point where everything is called Soylent Something, yet. So we name our food. That's the way language works. Picture the Niptucks worrying about Gordon Ramsay's new dish and wondering if there will be confusion on their plans for faking Bill Paxton's death.


*. However, I do have another 117 that might get posted.


Gematria is idiotic=117





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