Monday, July 24, 2017

The Satanic Name Club Inaugural Members

Warning! Math alert!


Disclaimer:


This is a list of names. These are the names of real people. Several thousand at least. Some people share their name with others. If you haven't noticed by now this blog is refuting the ludicrous assertions made by the proponents of gematria.


What should you do if your name appears here? Nothing. Not a damn thing. There is not a single bit of credibility to the entire gematria process. It's a scam. It's an excuse to promote conspiracy theories shrouded in occultism and inaccurate science.


This post ties together some concepts scattered throughout the blog. To start with, the completely unscientific approach used. How do they use it? They use the word research in the sense of the way a newspaper researches a story, which is not the same as scientific research. My approach here is far more scientific. There approach allows completely vague and indefinite results that can, and should, be easily dismissed.


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How this list of names was generated:
Despite some attempts to distance themselves from the frivolous significance of the number '666' it is constantly referred to every time it appears. There's an entire numbering system called SATANIC. Which is just an excuse to generate different numbers from the same word(s). People's names are certainly significant. Since "Chance the Rapper" just happened to deserve a mention equaling 666 in Satanic, I set out to make a list if real names that have the misfortune of bearing that same total.


Satanic is really simple+35. A=36, B=37, etc... For starters, mathematically you have to have at least 11 letters. zzzzzzzzzzu=666. Good luck finding a word or two that has 11 letters that equals 666. On the other end, there can't be more than 18 letters. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas=666. Just like the gifted letters in Chance the Rapper there's a limited window of reasonably common names that fit between the high and low ends. By the time you get to the ten letter last name Montgomery it's virtually impossible to get a four letter first name in the mix. Most of the letters fall in to the mid and upper end of the alphabet. Somewhere around 14-15 letters total is workable. I used the Mongabay site for common names. First names are usually short, last names longer. I picked some of the most popular last names, then found reasonable first names to match with them. To simplify the math I used the Gematrix.org site database.


Another reason not to panic if your name appears here (or a friend's name) is that this is far from all inclusive. If I realm believed in this (or they did) it would be easy to make a computer program to do it. But real researchers don't believe in this, so it has happened. They just stick to chance(the rapper) coincidence on what shows up in the news headlines. This list also doesn't address the many cheats. If Brandi Anderson had middle name beginning with C Brandi C. Anderson would make it here. And they have 7,589,432,659 different numbering systems. And 42=24. And so on. Everyone's name equals 666, it's just a question of the gyrations needed to get there. This is just ordinaryish first and last names. Last names I looked at have at least seven letters. The list itself is:


In popularity of last name order
Tiffany Johnson
Robert, Patrick, Barbara Williams
Arthur, Hunter, Johnny, Michael Anderson
Denise, Selena Thompson
Keith, Julia, Colin, Casey, Eliza, Marta, Gavin, Kendra, Bryce, Karin Rodriguez
Venus, Patsy, Hannah, Damien, Elaine, Carina, Reagan Hernandez
Ruth, Leo, Eve, Jim Richardson
Leon, Esau, Juan, Erin, Noel, Lena, Ivan, Lula Washington
Elena Cunningham
Gene Montgomery


Don't you think we would already know some details about the many Jim Richardsons out there by now? Instead of waiting for someone to die? Poor Damien and Reagan. Thanks to movies they probably already get enough teasing. And, Tiffany. Not only does she have to be suffering through just being Tiffany, now a group of pinheads is just waiting for her star to rise, then fall so she makes it to a headline since some group of idiots thinks het name is a mystical vessel for her fate.


Time to add some new characters to my recurring cast list. I need to give my dog some attention now. Soon though, I'll figure out if something like Lucy McDevilgal =666.



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