Monday, May 8, 2017

Nancy Drool And The Mystery Of Dangerous Dan's Dice Tapestry

A fairly common occurrence in The Mindless Freaks blog is Dan mentioning that he received a comment on an old video. The video in question most recently was about the Simpson's episode where they have an Indian casino. The comment in question is something like, "Let me guess Dan. Dice tapestry = 666.". With a follow up comment from someone else that basically means 'lol'. Dan respond he has no idea what they're talking about.


I don't pretend to know what this means. But my dog's girlfriend, Nancy Drool, tells me she has it pretty well figured it out.


Dice are small, cube shaped objects that have pips (dots) totaling 1-6 on the sides. Used in games of chance like craps. A tapestry is an ornate wall hanging, not uncommon in Native American Culture. Since it is a casino, they are suggesting that it might be reasonable that a dice tapestry was hanging within. 666 is a common number that when people hear the word 'numerology', or are presented with the concept of numerology, think of right away.


Put these all together and Nancy strongly suggests that they are mocking you.


Let me take the pawdium (that's a play on words, DING!) away from Nancy here. Let me guess. The first thing you did was crunch the numbers and find out if dice tapestry really does equal 666. Then you put in the commenters' names and checked to see if they matched freemason, shill, Jesuit, etc...Then you did the dates of the comments and the original video of yours. And then the Simpsons. All looking for nonexistent 'clues'.


I will take Nancy's word for it. It is hard for me to tell since I've never been 'trolled' on my blog posts. Either I have been very lucky or generally tend to present logical and non-insane arguments, who knows?


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