Gematria Is Corny

 Last Week Tonight:  Corn

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MI78WOW_u-Q&pp=ygURbGFzdCB3ZWVrIHRvbmlnaHQ%3D

And not in a slightly fun bad Dad joke way.  Corn has gotten too big for its britches and needs to be taken down a notch.  CORN = 50, 23, 58, 22 in the four base ciphers and it would be only fitting if arbitrarily it was declared to be different gematria values to teach it a lesson.

In theory, you could turn gematria sports decoding into a fun little weekly contest where you just have an office pool where you pick five games and the winner gets the prize money.  Which is exactly what’s been done.

https://x.com/freetofindtruth/status/1794924633055215782?s=46&t=wob6xnQtbxqGI-vqY_S2xg

However, historically getting people to calm down and just use it for entertainment is difficult.  There’s too much money in bigotry to let a confirmation bias gold mine like gematria get used for fun only.  Like John Oliver’s not liquid gold gematria gold can be repurposed for other things.  A number and word fuel substitute used as an additive to existing other grift and propaganda.  It’s just not fun enough to talk about Phoenician baby killers wearing purple without throwing in the occasional gematria decode on why Donald Trump is the greatest thing ever.

Like actual corn, gematria can (again, in theory) lay in fallow.  Which is pretty much what it did for decades until it was uncorked about 10 years ago, rebranded to be attractive to modern audiences who contain a lot of people that have no legitimate business on the internet.

And gematria needs lots of fertilizer to make it work.  There’s a lot of shit that needs to get thrown around on a daily basis to keep the crop going.  The right balance, the proper formulation needs to be there, encouraging existing stalks (potential stalkers) to keep at it with the repetitive content aimed at first timers.

There are other competing crops or maybe you should consider them weeds to address.  While gematrifying things there’s the lure of planting soybeans, alfalfa, flat earth or sovereign citizen seeds.  A pesticide, known as the angry rant attack the competing grifters video (aka The Shill Game) might need to be used.  And used often.  And you don’t even get that far if you competing with other corn growers.  Do you go for dent corn or popcorn or traditional corn?  Do you do traditional NFL sports decode corn, a lesser used sport corn or even focus on spirituality and synchronicity corn?  

And what do you do about getting the government subsidy money?  The big megachurches have a lock on the big corporate bucks.  A huge field planted that gets way more attention than some random weirdo on the internet looking for a couple dozen Patreon subscribers as a side hustle.  Gematria fields rely on the psychology of conformity with the mass appeal.  The bigger fields offer much more tribe members to conform with while the smaller fields can’t make up their mind on exactly who the enemy is.  Is it corn earworm, the grasshopper, the Freemasons, the Jesuits or Satan?  Those bigger fields usually cut out the middle man and go right for the big S.  Everybody can get on board with that.

And there’s the gematria version of blue babies.  Nitrogen run off ruining oxygen in the water supply is instead cutting off actual scientific expertise, family and friends and anyone that wants you to touch grass and live in reality again.