I was watching the Miami Dolphins get spanked today, secure in the notion that Nad likes them. But of course this is all a conspiracy to ruin his enjoyment; nothing to do with playing the best team in the league. I decided I hadn't had my fail dose of insane ranting and checked Nad's daily update.
More Miami stuff. Yup. Definitely lots of magic numbers about the Dolphins. Interspersed with an abundance of sports tie ins we have a few other curiosities.
There was a Dolly Parton reference. I thought for sure we would get some juicy magic bra size numbers. He just kinda dropped without going further. Maybe if he was into porn instead of sports we all could have read something more entertaining.
Teen Wolf rambling. I am willing to admit that the Blue Wildernesses commercial that includes wolves came on while he was typing his post. We were threatened with a mention of how he would talk about "blue" later in the post. This was also dropped without tying it in.
Maybe if you had an attention span greater than a two year old you would remember what you're talking about. Or reread and edit. Hmm...i just thought of a typical Mindless Freaks style rambling coincidence. Dolly Parton-big boobs-Blue Wilderness dog food-porn movies are called blue movies. Damn. Can't be a coincidence.
Cosmic entities that put magic numbers in football do not bother with basic statistics. Mention was made about the Super Bowl in one particular year was played the same date the Super Bowl is scheduled this year. The SB is held the first Sunday of February every year. Once every seven years the date is/will be the same. Just like Thanksgiving. Hmmm...they play football on Thanksgiving Day. Must mean something.
So let me wrap this up with something that happened to me today. While dial switching around I saw that Psycho was on. Just as I changed from the football game the announcer mentioned something about someone who had the initials JL. It was the original Psycho, not the remake. Starring Janet Leigh. Just like Nad had his Miami Marlins/Matt Moore proof in his post.
Listen guy, it's called a coincidence. It happens all the time. Especially when the source material is so vast. MM. Really? Lots of people have the initials MM. There are lots if numbers in football. Heck, I could sift throw lacrosse results and post numbers that have just as much meaning as yours. I can observe mundane facts like cable channel numbers, the digits of pi, the element numbers in the periodic table and corresponding symbols. And make up anything that it must mean.
What's really sad is the circle if friends that post in the comments how he's done such great work and opened their eyes to all these secret mysteries. I'll have to think of a name for them. Got it! Since I use 'Nad' for Dan and these sheep are encouraging him to continue to make something out if nothing, henceforth they shall be called 'gonads'.
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