You might be tempted to think this is answering the one burning question we all have. How did Nad get a girlfriend and manage to sire offspring? No. Sadly, this is just another examination of one of the many cheats in gematria calendarification(real word).
At least historic dates were correctly quoted in the January 12th Mindless Freaks post. Or not. It al gets very confusing if you don't know the rules. Fortunately, I have gone through my daily routine before this post.
1. Take care of the dog.
2. Eat breakfast in defiance of the racist, lazy cosmic entities that hide this shit.
3. Defenestrate (real word, no really..that's a real word, look it up) all vestigial remnants of rationality from my brain.
So I'm good to go here.
The important dates are 5/9, 3/4 and 2/22. 5/9 1865 is the date the Civil War ended. That's how we get his 59 number. Obviously March 4th and February 22nd are exactly equal because 2/22 is the 43rd day of the year and 4/3=3/4 using damfil logic since written out in words forty three gematrifies to 59. No mention is made on what happened on 9/5 or what happens when you spell out and gematrify any of these other numbers. Lazy cosmic douchebags hiding dates on us to make us work at unraveling the secrets.
My what a surprise. More football. Lazy, racist, breakfast skipping cosmic entities do love their football. By damfil logic Miami Ohio is exactly the same as Miami Florida. Stupid litigious copyright holding cosmic entities won't let Miami Ohio be an individual. Probably because Ohio doesn't contain any of the letters in breakfast.
To simplify things if you wish to defenestrate your own rationality I offer this as a starting point. Nad is AWFULLY fond of the word 'interesting'. Whenever you see it substitute the word 'convenient'. Then your brain won't explode trying to figure out the real dates since they are all the same.
Long live Gary Coleman.
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