I have been oscillating between the thoughts that Nad and his Mindless Freaks blog are authored by either an attention whore with a financial investment in the success if his writing or some truly insane; constitutionally incapable of accepting reality. It could be some of both. But if I have to pick one or the other, yesterday's post by Nad sways the pendulum heavily in favor of totally bat shit crazy.
Kudos to Nad for admitting he was incorrect about Dolphins playoff success predictions. It us just a drop in the bucket amidst a vast compilation of inaccuracy. But he more than makes up for any apology by what I regard as the single most totally ludicrous claim I've ever heard.
The Fort Lauderdale shooting is a hoax. It didn't really happen. Because some people, including policemen, wear the color blue.
Yes, its there in his blog. And not even in his typical scattershot approach. There is a direct tie in to people wearing blue shirts, blue jeans and police wearing blue as part of the big conspiracy.
Wow. Blue. It's even a primary color. How much more common can you get? Blue is kind of everywhere. Picture a bonus round question on Family Feud asking to name a common color. Blue surely will get substantial points. Now change the question to name a color a policeman might wear. How about, emmmmmm....blue? For jumping jackwipy jingle bells they're called the men in blue! The thin blue line. If you see policemen wearing bright yellow and purple plaid sweatshirts in 90 degree Florida heat you might be on to something. But blue? What's next, have a go at Doctor Who because the Tardis is blue? Another potshot at Jeopardy! because the game board is blue? Watch out sky. You're next because you have the indecency to appear to be blue.
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