I was happy to hear that Miguel Ferrer died. No, don't be do judgmental or you'll burn in Beckinsale*. I was counting on Nad's predictably and consistent inconsistency.
We were getting a bit worried. Bad went an entire day without posting. True to form he couldn't resist the opportunity to mention the magic numbers revealed regarding Miguel.
Me and my crack team of acronym makers have come up with NERDS to shorten typing time for a particular gematria cheat. The Never Ending Ridiculous Data Set.
Miguel was George Clooney's cousin. Now the data set to find magic numbers isn't just limited to Miguel. Every date and movie that George Clooney has been added to the mix. That's how a Clooney film yielding a result of 44 gets a mention. I've seen that number before. Frankly, I was surprised to see it in this Mindless Freaks post. Which serves to prove my point even more.
Miguel passed away after a battle with cancer. Specifically throat cancer. In order to find magic target numbers THROAT CANCER was gematrified. When you just use CANCER, you get 44. Nad posts about Cindy Stowell, cues up the screen shot showing at one time during an episode she was at $4,400. Wham! Cancer number. However he ignores the Clooney film reference to 44 completely in regards to cancer. Remarkably inconsistent. Consistently. And there's a reference to a combo of the digits 1,3 and 8 made that doesn't include all possible combinations. Acceptance of multiple sources of data increases the possibility of finding supposedly magic numbers exponentially. The Birthday Paradox** goes a long way to explain this. I'll let you Google it yourself for the details and keep the math out of this post. You are welcome.
A real life example occurs as I type this. It's no big secret that I'm infatuated with Jenna Coleman. Do I'm watching Victoria and the opening credits roll and I see the name Nigel Lindsay. There's also a decreased British actor Nigel Davenport. There's also tennis star Lindsay Davenport. I've now increased my NERDS for Nigel Lindsay to include all the dates, costars, tennis opponents and all the dates films and costars of those. Now all I have to do is find a story of one actor in the NERDS having to do with ten I, gematrify tennis terms like TENNIS ELBOW and DOUBLE FAULT, find some more magic numbers, recheck the NERDS make a comment about how weird it is and Voila! They can and do this shit all the time. But the racist, elitist, breakfast skipping cosmic entities like The Simpsons and The Miami Dolphins so we don't get subjected to Brit TV references. Nigel D. would work well in that. He was quite prolific. I'll let you check IMDB. You are welcome.
* Beckinsale is the Gematrian equivalent of hell. See the Gematrian pantheon for more information. No relation to Kate, that is just a weird coincidence.
** Without the math if you have 23 people in a room odds are about 50% that two have the same birthday. You get up into the 70's and the odds are essentially 100%.
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I've created a simplified flow chart for what belief system you should live your life with. Just two questions.
Question one: ARE you insane?
If yes, proceed to question two.
If no, pick any belief system except for results from answering yes.
Question two:
Are you Tom Cruise?
If yes, Scientology works for you.
If no, gematria is the best fit for you.
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