Whoopsie! There's been flurry of traffic from Australia here. I had mentioned Melbourne and Wollongong specifically. Good taste and judgment suggests I give it a rest. So, never having been rightfully accused of having good taste, let's talk about Wollongong. At least until they go all Jenna Coleman on me and issue a cease and desist order.
Since the gematria world refuses to admit the stark realities that there are just so many small numbers and "shit happens" (or if you prefer, the word coincidence applies) I've come upon a treasure trove of gematria curiosities related to Wollongong. Some topics that I just brought up days ago instead of ages ago. Therefore, since my team of gematria concept namers hasn't been busy since creating PhraseShopping, Tindering and Globetrotting they pleaded to make the case for Wollongong to mean "ambiguous". Acronyms to follow. Their case is strong, so it has been granted.
GPS coordinates:
The first thing that put Wollongong on the map, so to speak. Currently a shade under 34.5 degrees latitude. Good science and math says you should round up to 35 when continental drift shifts it to 34.500000000000000001. But they have been known to simply drop the decimal. So my initial calculation for Wollongong hitting 35 leaving no excuse for calling it 34 anymore was shelved and Melbourne substituted in its place. Now Wollongong can revel in the due glory of being acknowledged for its ambiguous geographic location. Does the evil cabal really intend that all decimal places can or should be dropped?
Wollongong
As far as I know there is no other Wollongong. No Wollongong, United States. No Wollongong, Madagascar. No Wollongong star cluster in the Andromeda galaxy. Nothing. I should have been able to just title this post Wollongong, A Hotbed of Ambiguity. Because language works to individually identify things so communication doesn't get all muddled by insisting things with the same numerology are synched up. Oh, you meant Wollongong! I thought you were talking about Justin Bieber! (More on that in a bit.) Precious few single words match Wollongong's gematria in just simple gematria. It's long enough that we're in short phrase territory and reductions.
Justin Bieber and Miley Cirus
Yes, Miley spelled wrong. By "shit happening" Wollongong has gematria of 134. The same value just discussed that the gematrix.org site has a ridiculous number of page searches for Miley Cirus. Maybe to force a match with Bieber. Do misspellings count? What exactly is the barometer for measuring the significance of a misspelling? Just one, several or hundreds like in this case? Show me the rule! Until then, that's ambiguous.
134 and 136
Wollongong is not quite a palindrome between simple and reverse ordinal. Surely a date numerology can be Tindered in with a span of 135 days being close enough with inclusion or exclusion of the end date. And then what could be considered 133 or 137 can get dragged into the narrative. These NIPTUCKs don't seem to have a firm grasp of time. Continental drift, time zones, date spans, date choice of ritual events. More ambiguity.
San Jose
Wollongong is the 10th largest city in Australia. As long as they aren't going to acknowledge my request for my hometown to be recognized as their official sister city, they can at least be compared to the 10th largest city in the US, San Jose. Yeah, that's got an ambiguity angle or two. Is English really the right language? The Bible wasn't written in English, but quoted all the time by gematriputzes. And San Jose reminds me of past discussion specifically about confusing demonyms. In simple AN = 15 and O = 15. So, Mexico = Mexican. San Francisco = San Franciscan. Why didn't they create our language to make sure that a city and its peoples have different values in the same cipher? Wollongong residents are Wollongongians (I think). It's a very easy problem to avoid for an organization with nearly infinite super powers. And.....
Aborigines
Ties up a bunch of these into a hot steamy ambiguous mess. America's version of the aborigine - the native American Indian. AMERICAN INDIANS = 134. Language of origin. SIOUX INDIANS and SOUIX INDIANS have both been searched nearly 1000 times on gematrix. Misspellings. And SIOUX INDIAN singular, has the same value as SIOUX INDIANS, plural. Because those frigging NIPTUCKs chose to make some, but not all nouns have mathematical values that addition of the S make it so, based on the difference in S between simple and reversed. Talk about vague and ambiguous, geesh! Wollongong loses its individuality of the unique aboriginal name by now being associated with America. Evil, confusing NIPTUCKs for being so racist. All we need now is for Miley to dress up in a half and half Australian aborigine/native American costume and there's an international incident. THAT WILL CAUSE A WAR IN TWO DIFFERENT TIME ZONES!!!
113
Oh really. Here we go again. Wollongong (and you can look this up) goes by the nickname, The Gong, which equals 113 in reverse ordinal. So after my homework of finding lots of good stuff that has 113 meaning TRUE FACTS and VERACIOUS in simple ordinal among others to counter their list of NOT TRUE, DISHONEST, etc...it puts Wollongong smack dab in the middle of the most argumentative number in numerology. Which they shouldn't worry about because gematria is BULLSHIT = 113 and all matters regarding Wollongong are best described by, IT'S THE GOD HONEST TRUTH = 113.
Have an ambiguous day, all.
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