Friday, November 17, 2017

The Bad Crisis Actor, A Conspiracy Staple

A likely explanation for recent Google attention to the hole punch; they're going to have a go at all the office products. Hole punch, the misspelled Manilla folder, the bad crisis actor stapler and coming soon to gematria narratives near you, the binder clip. Originally a full length binder video, but the highlights are in just a clip. (Hard copy to follow on the paper clip.)


Emphasize, the phrase is "Bad crisis actor." The adjective is always used. There's no such thing as a good crisis actor. Not even a half decent crisis actor. Actually, there's not even a terribly incompetent crisis actor. The adjective "bad" is forever married to crisis actors the same way that other adjective/noun combinations are married like, "vicious pitbull" and "annoying libertarian". There's the use for your binder clips.


The function of the BCA is to run around the crime scene feigning grief and horror and generally getting in the way of emergency personnel which are also bad crisis actors. Other actors in the crowd that don't get caught on film are also BCAs since they have the key element necessary for New World Employment, they don't agree with the conspiracy point of view. They're just lower on the actor's guild pay scale, having to settle for lunch at the BCA craft services truck and a listing as an "extra" in the Ken Burns film to follow.


The conspiracy crowd has a remarkable ability to find the evidence proving BCA guild membership, despite a total lack of finding actual evidence to support their side. Some stock phrases appear repeatedly in the comments to the videos. Where's the blood? Those are definitely fake tears! How much do they pay these people? When application of the golden BCA guild rule encompasses all you need to know. They dispute my claim, even if only indirectly. You're a bad crisis actor.


  I'm also a BCA.






The efforts spent to protect the BCA are astounding. Often apparently totally inconsequential. One Vegas shooting survivor disappeared from social media after the mainstream media reported his name and he couldn't take the harassment any more. Other BCAs must have the benefit of some kind of BCA relocation program. They disappear on their own after the event, only resurfacing for another stock comment later. That's the same <man, woman> from <Sandy Hook, Pulse Night Club, etc...>! Other than these gigs the BCAs seem to retire, perhaps having loaded every scrap of food in jeans pockets, knapsacks and paper bags from that one food truck lunch.


I bring this up because I'm sure the BCA label still applies. But they seem to have completely forgotten about the Jeopardy! scripting narrative. The actors involved have been left alone on this one.


The original story was that Cindy Stowell died of cancer just so the New World Order could get some jollies by mocking us. And almost a year later, they're (the BCA guild) still sticking to the story. The annual Tournament of Champions winds down tonight, and they still are steadfastly maintaining this Cindy being dead storyline. All the contestants wearing little awareness pins. Specific mention of her story since she would have qualified if she was not in hiding with Bruce Lee and Jim Morrison fomenting revolution in Venezuela or something. All those contestants are BCAs. The staff are BCAs. Friends and family in the audience, certainly BCAs. Most or all the audience, probably BCAs. Is Alex Trebek's salary enough for his part of the cover up? How many prior contestants are BCAs, just because since one show was rigged they must all be?


Nobody seems to investigate the details of what happens to the large population of BCAs a few days or weeks after an event other than a guest appearance to shed some tears at another event as mentioned previously.


Mockery aside, this is part of the reason that they get so much flak. Use something stupid as BCA proof. Get challenged. Give a vague response like, "Learn gematria before you give me any lip!" I've learned gematria and learned well that with no rules that are stuck to with any consistency it....Does. Not. Make. Any. Fucking. Sense. If you had a rational response you wouldn't get those negative comments on your videos. Granted, often the comments are a simple, "Screw you, insensitive douchebag.". It's a self perpetuating cycle of insensitivity, lack of real explanation, more insensitivity.


The Kelvinator's Halladay video is a good example. Thumbs ups and thumbs downs roughly the same. It's a given that friends of his instantly give it a 👍 . Based on historical review a smaller number of instant 👎. The video got a larger than normal down votes since the subject matter attracted the attention of innocent bystanders. He claims he removed dozens if suggestions to kill himself. Unlikely as I saw zero and I watched the comments carefully. (Reference, R.I.P. Roy Halladay, big time Blue Jays fan here.) But let's give you the benefit of the doubt.


Wouldn't it be novel to police your own positive comments and suggest every once in a while that somebody said something that was too big of a stretch? Like maybe, "Sorry, Vince but 444 upside down doesn't look like 666, that's just nuts." Because every single positive comment wins a cookie. You admit you look through the comments. Get some standards instead of playing with your empty checkerboard. (Reference Gematria Toy Hall of Fame).


But look what they have to work with. The Gematrinator Tweet on the latest shooting. Bad crisis actor! Who wears a hoodie with just an "89" on it? Dumb ass, it took me about three seconds to assess the 89 was not a jersey number, but a company logo. The font was stylized with an extra loop. I'd never heard of it before but it's not even 89, it's a company called Eight and Nine. Came up right away on my first internet search. If this is one of the top brains in the game it's no wonder the comments are insane.



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