Wednesday, October 18, 2017

The Boldest Sports Prediction Ever

My how generous of you. As the NBA season tips off, Hubbard offers us this bold and outlandish finals prediction.


Cavaliers vs. either the Warriors, Thunder or Rockets.


Wow. Your gematria just happens to coincide with the reason rankings and NBA odds of 4 of the top six teams. Nothing like going out on a limb after taking heavy fire recently for being wrong all the time.


The avoidance of excluding Boston before the ankle injury to Gordon Hayward (faked with drones beaming electromagnetic mind control drugs, no doubt) is offset by making the predictions with limited numerology. Maybe nobody will notice, and you can just make up stuff as the season goes on.

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