Based on response to my last post I'm guessing people are either singing the theme song or mad about my mockery. Either way you deserve more.
Hermit the Frog - hides behind a fake account most of the times. Leaps to a lot of conclusions even when they don't make sense.
Miss Eggy aka Miss Big E. Friends with Muppet Miss Piggy. Often the pair hang out together to do Francis Bacon gematria, Miss Piggy's favorite, of course. Together known as Bacon and Eggs.
Pi Monster. Loves almost all types of Pi. The one he won't touch to leave it virgin and unadulterated is made from the actual value of Pi with nonrepeating decimals. That's right. Cherry Pi.
Burt Forecaster - expert on film dates and stats, especially Burt Lancaster films. Likes to predict multiple different winners to be sure to get one right. Spends $1000 a day on $1 lottery tickets to be sure he picks the three numbers right on one ticket. Earnie's roommate.
Earnie - Burt Forecaster's roommate. Only cares about monetizing his blog, YouTube channel and not bouncing checks (which he calls rubber buckies.)
Fuzzy Logic Bear - Self explanatory name.
Hellmo- The Sesame Tweet Satan. Tickle him or mention "666" to him and he giggles like a two year old that just heard the word "fart" for the first time.
The Discount - I have one, two. Two digits! Muahaha! That's it, just two digits!
Shuffleupagus - mixes synonyms around until he gets a combination he likes.
The Norwegian Chef - Found at the soup kitchen. Looking for a handout. Doesn't have a job since gematria is only done on English.
Ozcar The Grumpy - Mad because nobody will pay attention to him until he dies.
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