Wednesday, June 14, 2017

How To Stop Global Warming With Gematria

First of all. Just stop. Please just stop with the Pi madness. Just because a rapper mentions Pi is 314 doesn't justify it. But in the meantime, at least Lamar's lyric wasn't something like"send you to heaven, because Pi us 22 divided by 7".




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I was going to save this for the June awards, but even with half a month left I can't see anything topping the misspelling of Manila.


Mere days after I mention problems with quoting GPS location Phoenix Arizona is now synched with 33 because it's ON the 33rd parallel.


No.
It's.
Not.


No. Stop it. Stop the insanity. For Jenna's sake would somebody just get nukes into the hands of North Korea and ISIS and just end this sorry ass planet and this generation of poorly educated dingbats that have nothing better to do than find the most mundane coincidences and manufacture a nonexistent meaning out of it.


I think I have it figured out, so I'll try to understand how tho came to be.


The background narrative includes how the 33rd state, Oregon and Phoenix being ON the 33rd parallel has significance. The GPS coordinate for Phoenix is 33 degrees, 27 minutes. That's minutes, not 33.27. I would argue that 33.27 isn't close enough. But minutes, just like on a clock, are based out of 60 per degree. So that puts it as a decimal at 33.45. Which is almost as far away as being exactly on a parallel as you can get.


So let's just drop half a degree Celsius off the temperature in Phoenix. It's way too fucking hot in Arizona. That should go a long way towards starting to cool down the entire planet.


Or even easier just get a rapper to sing about how global temperature is absolutely perfect everywhere at all times and then it MUST be true.



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