Tuesday, May 29, 2018

The POOFTERs, Sports Gematria Gone Crazy

Denim, oh Denim.  You’ve really gone and done it now.  I usually rely on the Gematrinator to introduce some crazy new concept that doesn’t make sense and now you’re in danger of stepping in his territory.  And I have to pay my crack acronym creation team double overtime on this.

http://dddecodings.blogspot.com/2018/05/scriptedrigged-nba-playoffs-wcf-game-7.html?m=1

Splitting the prediction into a percentage chance.  This is truly not a terribly well thought out idea.  So I will begin with the standard question.  Do you know what the word “predict” means?  In the case of a sports playoff game it’s a definite one or the other.  There’s no partial credit and shouldn’t be any participation awards.  Predicting both teams has been around forever, but never before elevated to this level of mookdom.  Your supposed to just be Nostradamus and word it vaguely like you started off.  “My decodes show the Cavaliers will likely win, but notice that Boston could be 7-7 all time on Tuesday afternoon playoff games and Boston = 77 in reverse”.  Don't do anything to highlight that you are actually picking both teams.  Let the flunkies in the comments do that.  Or instead of flunkies, let’s call them POOFTERs.  Percentage Of Outrageous Futility Through Erroneous Reasoning.  My acronym team loves that one since we have a decidedly pro-Australian bias here, and they are still giggling.

The full story just behind the sports angle is that this % chances were just introduced when the waffling started when it looked like the Cavs prediction might not hold up.  Also amusing is that the first percentage was listed as ECF game 7 was Cleveland 77% Boston 33% until somebody correctly pointed out that this is 110% and was quickly changed to 70-30.  I would have preferred the Boston victory just for a clean sweep on ineptitude.  But as has been detailed here, the laws of probability dictate that you must be right sometime.  So 2018 is still the year that ruined sports gematria because the majority of picks were for Houston.  But just a slight majority.  Now your bracket is totally busted as your winner is toast.  Nanner Nanner Boo Boo.

Why this is important isn’t as much about the sports game but the big picture of why these games are supposedly rigged and by whom.  Your attempt to mimic the sports commentator style of breaking the chances in to a percentage makes no sense in regards to Freemasons or Organic Matrix coding of terrorist bombs and celebrity deaths.  It’s easy to see there’s no complete consensus of opinion on who is going to win a single sports game.  And nothing says malignant sect of terror mongers like being able to code multiple outcomes into a single event.  Congratulations.  You’ve just highlighted exactly why gematria doesn’t work.

Since somebody commented about 113 points maybe being a DISHONEST outcome, let’s look at it this way.  If you’re “allowed” to be a poofter and split the decode into percentages, you might say SANDY HOOK ELEMENTARY SCHOOL=113 and MAINSTREAM=113.  Typically this is not split.  It’s 100% “obvious” or other such unfounded language.  Now you can say, “I think this is a 65% chance this is a pure hoax, 25% chance it’s the Organic Matrix and 20% chance it’s an eclipse ritual”.  Yes, that doesn’t equal 100%; I’m being a dick.

Now watch this.

“I think this is 95% chance pure hoax, I think the Organic Matrix is bullshit and silly, 0%.  But TRUE EVENT=113 in reverse, so it might be real”.

And for the sake of thoroughness.  I think SANDY HOOK is 100% real.  And I really don’t like the way you POOFTERs speak ill of the dead with your manufactured evidence.  Just so we’re clear on the big picture.

For various unspoken reasons the sports angle gets a lot more attention and many of the commenters just ignore the New World Takeover story.  This does not give you a free pass from hanging out with the wrong crowd even if you don’t talk about killing innocent school children.  As a gesture of good faith, I updated my How To Predict A Sports Championship With Gematria post with a link to your blog.

Your welcome.

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