The GMS - Global Mispositioning System

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I’d said to myself that it was remarkable that it’s been ages since I saw a good GPS coordinate quote. You know, something juicy like claiming a city was on an exact parallel when in reality due to some liberal interpretations of rounding and “close enough” ideas that you’d never get close to your destination with Google Maps.  Because nothing says debilitating trepidation like getting people lost with bad directions.

Personally, I like landmark based directions.  If you don’t have a GPS then there’s a better chance of successful navigation when you can really on something that has a reasonable chance of being in the same spot.  Instead of “Go about 1000 feet, take a right then after another 200 feet or so take a left.”, you have the much easier, “Take the first right after the McDonald’s then right at the stop sign.”  I don’t know how homing lorikeets do it, but they have an unerring sense of direction and are able to navigate the sloppy directions of their malevolent NWO overlords and deliver their messages into the heart of Phoenix instead of Scottsdale.

Some good mockery does require some semblance of close enough.  Arguably ending up in Scottsdale is worse than Phoenix, and to be fair here’s a reminder of a bit of math.  Phoenix has been used by gematrimooks as “being on the 33rd” parallel, which it isn’t.  At 33 degrees 27 minutes it’s almost as far away from a parallel as you can get at halfway-ish between 33 and 34.  There are about 1.15 miles per minute, so roughly 30 miles.  Scottsdale is about 20 miles away from Phoenix.  So when the NWO Boeing jet drops you off at Scottsdale International Airport it’s just a quick Uber drive to your Phoenix Suns game, who will win the NBA championship this year because of 33.  And despite having the worst record in the league.

But the NWO isn’t satisfied with a quick taxi ride fix for bone crushing horror.  Sometimes you really need to get people totally lost.  The answer is the Global Mispositioning System which doesn't operate on any commonly used mapping techniques but instead uses, “that reminds me of” technology.  So far only homing lorikeets and spawning salmon have been found to be immune to these wild assumptions, and although lorikeets have made huge inroads as pets since Wollongong won the war by employing them, nobody has a salmon with them at all times.  So when you get lost over a body of water you’re just shit out of luck.

I hope that I’m not the only one awestruck by the use of Seattle and Southwest in the post title.  While I’m sure the ongoing Mookipedia project - the reference source for their numbers so the rest of the world doesn’t change them- will alter this, for now Seattle remains part of the Pacific Northwest.  One might think that when Dan goes on these rambling document his thoughts narratives that the others might be tempted to throw him under the Airbus, yet the numbers are there so it’s got to be right, eh?  At least the others seem to try to make the connections more reasonable.  It has to be Boeing, not Airbus.  Or Lockheed, the largest military contractor in the world.  As of now my bucket list includes to take a jet ride in a Lockheed F-22 Raptor to Scottsdale*, but since Boeing is more common and actually makes commercial jets that’s the name that pops into the lack of sleep influenced Dan brain.  The numbers for the military are there so let’s shop around and drag in as many disparate and illogical connections as possible.

Which are literally all over the map.  The Southwest region does NOT include Hawaii, but here it is. Seattle.  Korea.  Trump’s Wall.  If the NWO takes a break from weather warfare and builds a wall extending from the Mexico border to Hawaii I will be a believer.  And the movie Air Force One with the Russian terrorists instead of Korean.  Close enough!  It’s amazing how much damage is done in such a short post.  As long as the “that reminds me of...” game is in play it’s no problem destroying gematria credibility, they do a wonderful job on their own.

*. Raptors eliminated from NBA playoffs.  King James tribute with Phoenix Suns!  Memphis Grizzlies, second worst record!  Grizzlies in Alaska, the Pacific Northwest!  Seattle!  It’s Major and Ursa Minor!  Star constellations!  The Sun!  Phoenix Suns!  It’s.    MAGIC!!