Thursday, May 17, 2018

Best Rage Quit Ever, Gematria Forum


<Got to start with the approved image>

Not too long ago, in a sandalwood scented basement amidst absolutely no secrecy from the evil cabal that nobody knows about, against all logic the Gematria Forum was born and announced to the world on the Internet which everyone checks first for information except, apparently, the selectively incompetent evil cabal.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t972NTg1I_w

This bastard offspring of logical fallacies, misinformation and sociopathy provided us with a handy hub for all gematria activity except the activity it didn’t hub, and repeated links easily available from other sources.  Because nothing says exciting and new like redundancy.  A few days ago I found this announcement posted the day before:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qhHprrQVRyY

June 22nd, 2018 the Gematria Forum is taking its baseball and going home.  Break out the champagne to celebrate or the JD to wallow in pity and self loathing, this should be absolutely no big deal whatsoever as the format the Gematria Forum existed in showed how much activity was going on, and it was far from impressive.

Something that says this isn’t a classic rage quit is the offer to keep it going until the 6/22.  A month for everyone to get their shit together.  Download those last anti-Semitic memes while you have the chance, boys!  Instead of, Waah!  I’m leaving NOW.  This variation of the classic rage quit is a well trodden path as it gives time for sympathizers to load on heaps of gratitude for all the fine work that’s been done and more importantly, “Oh please don’t go!  We love you!  We need you!  Where are we going to get those redundant links from, the original source?  Boo hoo.”

Whether this is an actual quit or a temporary rage quit remains until the 22nd of next month to be seen.  But you’ve got to love the wording.  “They outnumber us and follow us and harass us and the worlds not ready for the truth, blah, blah, blah.”  In classic rage quit fashion instead of simply just quitting.  What really separates this is that GF (can I call you girl friend?) is leaving the entire Internet!  Checking my list of uses for sock puppets I see #5,213 is returning to the Internet under an assumed name after a rage quit.  Plus it just doesn’t seem likely with the Internet being so darn handy and your proven love of misinformation which the Internet is really, really good for spreading.

In this case unquitting the rage quit will require a bit more effort than a normal quitter.  Because I’ve developed immunity to the worst of the crackpot ideas and nothing astounds me anymore, amidst my comment viewing I know what Girl Friend’s schtick is.  And from what I’ve seen he’s the only one that combines love and gematria with this other nugget of comedy gold:

People's intelligence is based on their blood type, to the point whether or not you are rH positive or negative.  Let me check my references....they say to not check references and “No”.  I’m thinking this GF must be a “-“ since that’s less common and they’re supposedly the smart ones.  While a reality based assessment suggests that he’s not that bright since he thinks gematria works and everyone’s out to get him because he’s close to the truth when actually he’s being an asshat for claiming something with no actual evidence.

Ok, Ok.   Please, please don’t go!  We need you!  The stats from the Forum are part of the growing list of things that suggest your community numbers are dropping like flies and I’m so bored with mocking the same people over and over again.

Now where’s my champagne?

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