Let’s assume for a minute that I’m correct about gematria’s lack of predictive ability, which is fortunate sine I am right. It’s significant to point out that baseball season has started and I haven’t seen a single prediction for this year’s World Series winner. I also haven’t seen the good old days questions about what the master thinks. (The Gematrinator doesn’t do sports. Dan reports on clues but just documents multiple possible outcomes “for future reference”). There’s not even much talk about basketball with March Madness going on and the NBA playoffs just ahead. Probably a function of the blog inactivity while working out the details of sucking money out of the loyal followers, figuring out how to get a hard copy of the book published, and getting back on YouTube or some other video service. And being called out constantly for being dead wrong.
There are three basic versions of so called accurate gematria predictions. In order of commonality:
1). Reporting in hindsight - Wait until the event is over and show all the magic numbers that proved it. Not really even a prediction, but it happens. All. The. Time.
2). Nostradamus style - Be so vague and make so many conflicting “predictions” that you can’t be wrong. I like those 52’s for the Astros, but there were the California wildfires, so that could mean the Dodgers.
3). Be proven wrong and ignore it or just outright lie and claim you were right. This doesn’t happen so much because people who are opposing you don’t forget. And History does not forget. We can only forget history. Know things like offensive Tweets being deleted are still likely to come back to haunt you.
Undue emphasis on gematria predictions has been its burden since time and again the failures arise. Today is supposed to be a big day, yet we have almost no detail on what the event is. Uh....It’s big. Nostradamus is a happy camper. And if the world doesn’t cooperate expect the Texas Sharpshooter gums to come out blazing, because you don’t want to add to the list of point #3. Something big might happen today. History shows that occasionally something big happens, like all the time. Archduke Ferdinand gets assassinated. Some psycho guns down a bunch of people. The Twin Towers fall. Stacey Travis guest stars on the Big Bang Theory. Something has happened that most people will call “big”. Instead of just what a few people call big. That’s why I threw in that one silly reference in my short list.... Ferdinand, hah!
We don’t know what TV show Stacey will be on next or who the mayor of Wollongong will be in the year 2915 through gematria. And we don’t know when the next mass shooting will be, but you can believe that in this screwed up world it’s gonna happen eventually. Now we can get the idea that whatever is supposed to happen is a “hoax” or “tribute” manufactured by some crazy mooks he’ll bent on mocking us. But even if these are hoaxes and tributes there is still a spot etched in History with this information. And even if these numbers were larger than three digits, given enough time numbers can and do repeat. So you get stuck in a cycle of declaring an event to be significant and tying it into other events that are declared significant. In past History. And History doesn’t forget.
Congratulations. You’ve just fallen into your own trap of using the biggest database available - History. You also have completely not proven that the big plan was, say, Stephen Paddock, instead of that being a cog in the evil plan to blow up Madagascar with a vanadium bomb. Which would be a significant prediction because our current vanadium bomb technology is sorely lacking and far behind Australia’s. Even without further details of said bomb being a Big Bang carried out by Stacey Travis and the Anti Madagascar Liberation Front and the Girl Scouts.
You can’t predict jack shit with gematria. So just knock it off. It’s pretty sad that you’re stuck trying to justify your “work” by saying, “they flipped the script on me to make me look bad”. You’re admitting you can’t predict jack shit. If something is a tribute you can’t prove that was the actual reason or who was involved. Go back to gloating over really stupid stuff like LeBron James missing a dunk with 33 seconds left before halftime on the clock. I’m sure that will make everyone pay notice to the one time you look right out of the billions you’re wrong along the way. (There’s a lot better chance a future NBA Star will miss a dunk than Stacey Travis of dropping a vanadium bomb on Madagascar. I sense a lamprey argument here.)
So we had a busy day at school:
History
Math
Science (have you looked up vanadium yet?)
Biology - lamprey dissection.
Phys Ed - basketball
After lunch we’ll work in Civics(the economy of Madagascar), Latin(other than Roman numerals covered in math), Reading (a hard copy book instead of a .pdf) and snack time somewhere along the way. Girl Scout cookies.
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