Weird Shit In The Sky

Through cross pollination of crank ideas, amplified by the love of not being able to generate a cohesive story that makes any sense, if you are looking at gematria accounts you can’t help to find somebody talking about weird shit in the sky.  Like gematria decodes that can always find a story for either sports team there is one pseudorule: 

Do not under any circumstances create a story that makes sense.

It isn’t cool to call out your fellow truthers on how their interpretation is different than yours.  And other than gematria decodes picking multiple narratives there’s little else as diverse as the Weird Shit in the Sky crowd.  So here’s some terms and concepts you should be prepared to see. 

Natural phenomena explained by science 

Clouds

There are lots of these, so there’s lots of videos about clouds.  Given that there’s a wide range of things affecting the shapes of clouds there’s a rich history of apophenia interpreting cloud shapes in the same manner as finding similarities in the shapes in and on food.  The standard cumulus cloud like a three year old would throw into a drawing is the only cloud that is consistently deemed normal.  The weirder shapes like cirrostratus freak them out.  They look like chemtrails!  Every single time a cloud doesn’t look like a three year olds drawing there’s something wrong with it.  Red from sunrise or sunset.  Dark storm clouds.  The other weirder shapes.  It doesn’t matter.  They are evil or at best neutrally weird because of <reasons>.  And that’s where most of the conflicting incompatible interpretations come from.

Rainbows

Yes, as you’d expect rainbows are magical.  They’re still explained away as a deity produced miracle instead of light at different wavelengths.  Double rainbows are naturally a lot more special being so much rarer.

Sun Dogs

Most common when the sun is on the horizon and there’s refraction of ice crystals in the atmosphere giving the effect of bright spots on one or both sides of the sun.  Pretty much equivalent to the magic of rainbows instead of a natural thing not to be worried about.

The Moon

Do not expect the moon to be referenced as a distant somewhat spherical body.  The phases of the moon are where the magic happens.

The Other Planets and Stars

Not acknowledged much at all.  Our crew are almost always daytime people.  And most of them appear to lack the resources or desire to buy a high powered telescope.  If it weren’t for the Moon activity dragging in astrology and religion you wouldn’t know there were other things “in the sky”. 

Man Made Stuff  

Chemtrails(contrails)

From my experience it is safe to say that a large group of skywatcher chemtrail video makers do not give a damn about the Wikipedia context added to the video.  They just keep chugging along.  Where the screwball stuff comes in is the embellishment on the reason for the chemicals being sprayed.  It’s death to the masses.  Or it’s mind control.  Or it’s the minions of Satan doing their part for the rapture.  Etc…. When I was a kid I never thought it was anything other than planes just doing what planes do.  Now they are the arch enemy of the natural sky.

Helicopters

They can and do say the same things about planes, but helicopters are special.  There’s no such thing as a helicopter that’s not a black helicopter stalking and persecuting the antigovernment crowd.  The helicopter is the poster child for evil man made sky machines because they have the audacity to not be shaped roughly like birds.  And birds are cool to these folks, which is makes the Birds Aren’t Real stuff even more hilarious.

Satellites

They never see them, and it’s either out of sight out of mind or something like a mega helicopter waiting to shoot it’s Death Ray.  They do not help the GPS system work so you don’t antagonize the flat earthers.  (Up to the point where Shill Game Warfare explodes.

UFOs

These are undying and so ingrained in culture it’s not going away.  I’m putting them here because they have to go somewhere.  They could be the result of man made or natural phenomena.  But unidentified by definition means we don’t now.  By a long shot, the most common explanation is aliens because that’s way more fun and gets more clicks than deadly planes and helicopters.

Within the UFO content I’ve seen a lot of still photography where they point out the ship is hiding in the cloud.  These are commonly from a disinformation source, knowing that a video would make it easier to see the cloud changing color or something else happening to ruin the narrative.