No gematria story is complete without some misrepresentation, even if slight. In the movie, featuring Janet Leigh in her best work where she doesn’t get stabbed to death in a shower, a Korean War POW is brainwashed to go back and do the bidding of communists. The sports gematria has a homegrown born and groomed sports personality living his entire pre sports life building up to become a superhuman machine to do nothing but follow the script handed to him at game time. The movie candidate is more like a lone wolf amidst the pack of sheep. The sports gematria candidate is a wolf among wolves.
A person with at least a couple of brain cells dedicated to critical thinking might take the idea of a pro sports game being between more ordinary people. Someone with genetic or God given talents and physical make up where some dedication, work and a bit of good luck advances through the ranks of their chosen sport. The athletic child shows a knack in early school sports. Hits the gym early and becomes a standout at the college level. Gets drafted to the pros and learns the nuances of the teams playbook. Plays as an actual team member working towards the ultimate goal of winning the game each day. And if things go really well, enough talent is on the team they win that year’s championship.
The Manchurian Sportsman is not such a beast. The Manchurian NFL, NBA, and MLB person is a Superman, with powers equivalent to a minor deity at the very least. Undoubtedly, some are more superhuman than others. The ones that are part of the couple of stories that get repeated most often. Kobe, Lebron, Brady. The big names that get the national media attention have their on field antics discussed often - the same two and three digit numbers appear for them as the others, ergo the grifter promotes those as being more magical.
The other superhuman players, their role is key to the grand scheme as well. The cover up. They only get a mention when the occasional odd thing happens that matches up a little better than normal. That lineman that is lucky enough to recover his first fumble ever. That’s part of a script. He too needs superhuman ability to not muff the fumble recovery at the exact right moment. We know this because since his name is rarely mentioned rather stupid synchronicities are dragged into the mix. Things like the down and yards to go being gematrified. 4th and 5 is 45. Even more stupid, the clock times to the second. See that play happened with 3 minutes 22 seconds to go in the first half? 322 is the SKULL AND BONES number. Not only did the player recovering the fumble need to be in the right spot, every player on both teams needed to have perfect timing to make this happen.
And how do we know these superhuman antics are more stupid than normal? Recently Hubbard took to Twixter to complain about his critics declaring what he does is at least at times not really gematria. Sorry, chuckles. They’re right. Nowhere and in no legitimate shape or form is 4th down and 5 yards to go “gematria”, even with your definition quoted.
Yet, this isn’t about that nonsense. I haven’t taken the time and I’m certainly not spending the $ to join the Patreon to look for it. At a so called community level these types of sports decodes after the fact are a given. This is about the Texans-Browns matchup in the wild card round of the NFL playoffs this year. A game where the final score was scripted to be a Texans opening’ up a can o’whoop ass on the Browns. And I can’t help but emphasize and restate the comical nature of how inept these born and bred supermen are compared to how awesome they’re supposed to be. And the lame defenses of gematria, both real and not even really gematria like date numerology.
Of course this specific game is brought up because like one of many this season Hubbard got it dead wrong, having picked the Browns to win. This NFL season’s theme for him is to pick both teams and put out a video post game saying, in his most annoying monster truck announcer voice, “I just want to say…Congrats to the winners!” Which gets really old super quick and even his current Patreon subs comment about the “scripts” for both teams and how some of them have to have picked the wrong script to bet on, some had to have picked right. And there’s no magic gematria solution to how picking both teams where one, in a playoff situation, simply has to win. There’s no way you are wrong 100% of the time if gematria allows picking both teams.
No, this is the rarity this season where he sort of acknowledged that this was wrong. And he didn’t use the number one defense. I’m so good they flipped the script on me, so I was really right when I looked like I was wrong. A self fulfilling conspiracy that can never be disproven as long as he’s in charge of determining after the fact when the script was flipped. Which is naturally (almost) every time he’s wrong. This time, it was bizarre. And it was noticed and can be seen in the video posted by the SportsGematria channel a couple of days ago. In the comments it echoed my own thoughts.
I got it wrong because the refs sucked.
Take a pause if you want to rationalize how that makes zero sense.
By extension, even if they aren’t supermen on the playing field, the referees have to be in on the chosen script for it to work. If one blows the play dead too early there is 3:23 left on the clock, fucking up your Skull and Bones reference. (Although we’re sure a 323 means something even if it’s a little more effort that’s required). They need to be an effective part of the show to orchestrate every detail about the box score. No sports gematria decode is any good without waiting until the game is over. Although their presence seems superfluous to a ball field filled with beings who are minor deities who can do amazing things with perfect timing, they at a minimum add some value to the script.
And at the other side. They too seem to possess the superhuman abilities the cabal needs to script the game for both sides only to have one and only one winner by the games conclusion. So apparently the superhuman officials need to step in to correct the mistakes of the superhuman players. Whether this is the illusion of sucking to make the script go according to the real evil master plan or not sucking because they got it right. And you can try and sort out the incoherent mess until your brain explodes. I prefer to think that the superhuman players suck because there’s more of them. Spread that suckage around a little instead of concentrating on the fewer in number game officials.
You really don’t need gematria to see that at times game officials suck. You, as a sports fan, should be insulted by a gematria guru taking that away from you. That’s your right and privilege as a sports fan - to complain about something you don’t have control over when your favorite team loses. Having a gematria expert claiming it’s all about making them look bad instead of making you look bad at the Monday morning water cooler is the epitome of narcissism.
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