Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Dan Sets Himself Up

The Pope took time out from his busy gematria schedule (trying to win holy wafers for this week's NFL games - he was a bit busy on Sunday doing Attu knows what) to address climate change. Dan saw the quotation in the news article and gematriculated it.


Man is stupid = 71


I'm assuming there are a few functional brain cells in there. Like, he does know how to operate a computer, other than maybe some sticky residue making the apostrophe key malfunction. But short of borrowing Jason Beghe's helper monkey he must be doing this blogging by himself. What he's not doing is anything close to critical thinking in regards to what he is putting on record.


I think...I'm not sure. But I think his pattern recognition skills might have noticed that, "Man is stupid" is just a single letter different than, "Dan is stupid." You would need to be a full caveman Durp to not notice when your own name is Dan. If he had thought about the implications that might have, he may never have posted the gematria. Done it, sure. But not put it on public record.


Dan is more likely to find out about this post and do numerology on Jason Beghe, the movie Monkey Shines and its fairly recently deceased director, George Romero, than to figure out that d's and m's reduce to the same values in both simple and reverse elisions. And that 71 was from the reverse reduction method.


How fitting is this follow up sentence from the Pope?


"When you don't want to see, you don't see."


That's about 100% right. Despite overwhelming evidence that his system is corrupt and useless he continues to churn out his useless truth seeking, bullshit rhetoric. 

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