Did you ever see a kung fu made in the 70’s or 80’s? Boy do I miss those. Since a lot of them were made by the same people and the same actors were used over and over, the plots - or rather lack thereof - were recycled. You could count on a lot of swords, knives and other sharp pieces of metal. Because although guns existed in the eras the films were set in, they needed a reason for a bunch or army guys with guns not showing up. Going Indiana Jones shooty in the first 5 minutes of the movie avoids the climactic fight with the final boss. Eventually we get Bruce Lee entering his dragon into a tournament, where the bad guy drug dealer has a “no guns allowed on my island” rule. Which of course nobody disobeys because - plot armor. Then 1980’s and 1990’s Hong Kong action movies and the John Wick gun fu style movies of today have guns, there’s just a plot armor excuse to not use them and/or plot body armor, super reflexes to make them less effective than kicking someone in the face. Excuses, excuses, excuses. But a lot of fun if you like the file yes in sound effect of what’s supposed to be a foot hitting a face and necks being snapped just before that Uzi unloads on you.
Horror films, especially the slasher genre suffered the same fate with combatting advanced technology. You’ve just arrived at the cabin and there’s a demon, redneck zombie cannibal or lunatic asylum escape killing sexy teens. Oh, my cell phone doesn’t have a signal! Of course it doesn’t. There was a period of time you’d rent a new release and you could count on that. Then they had to get more creative to not be too repetitive.
And pity the poor conspiracy grifter. Now even the most brain dead people have a cell phone. Taking photos of airplane contrails gets boring. Although I have seen a YouTube channel that for years posts an average of more than one a day - they are still active. And the old days were a completely fictitious account of a saucer landing and grey skinned aliens stepped out? Where’s your cellphone pictures showing the flashing lights and ray guns and the saucer itself?
Your typical gematria user doesn’t care too much about actual evidence. There’s lots of unverifiable anecdotes about rapture dreams, god speaking to me, personal accounts of gematria synchronicity, and cases of an abusive hate filled personality chiming in about how they helped a homeless person (without a smartphone?) to claim they have matching gematria of the good stuff while ignoring the easily conjured antonyms for the same numbers.
But fear not. We are now in the gun fu age of chemtrail documentation. Chemtrails are intimately tied to clouds, of course. And sometimes when there’s not an obvious plane trail there is something funny going on in actual clouds, beyond the apophenia of one’s that look a little bit like a rabbit and different colors because there’s actually a bright object called the sun doing it’s thing with turning water drops into little prisms. Sometimes it’s downright bizarre.
There are aliens, or SOMETHING in the clouds. And we’ve jumped right in to the excuses. My smartphone let me take a picture of the clouds (with the sun doing its thing) - but the aliens must be blocking me from taking a video!
Of course. Because that makes all kinds of sense. And based on the hundreds of comments and responses it’s pretty popular. Excuses, excuses, excuses.
I can hardly wait for the climate change response of aerosols being deliberately put in the atmosphere and what kind of weird anecdotal claptrap we’re going to get for that.
https://x.com/skdh/status/1741005047679328595?s=46&t=wob6xnQtbxqGI-vqY_S2xg
I’m pretty sure the nanobots in the vaccines will finish us off before then, so there’s that to look forward to. Oh what a time to be alive.
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