Tuesday, September 12, 2023

The NFL Is Rigged With Gematria

It’s that time of the year, like the last week before Christmas Day in retail sales.  The king of sports, American football is back in business.

Which means that like MLM salespeople it’s time for that big push to hook some fish who don’t understand that the NFL is rigged.  It’s just not rigged in the way the sports gematria crowd suggests.

The sports gematria crowd used to have a theme in the old days, usually centered around the traditionally popular teams and players.  The focus one year was Tom Brady and the number 98.  Another year, Chinese calendar was the cat and there are lots of cat logos.  So far this year are vague smatterings of individual after the fact decodes with no overarching theme.  Skull and Bones, there was some 9/11 nonsense that certainly won’t be sustained with 9/11 being a single day instead of the whole season.  The only true theme I see is the usual, “Everybody except me is a shill who doesn’t know what he’s talking about.”

The reason is quite simple.  If Zach has picked a theme for the season it’s not getting posted publicly.  He’s taking the route of a popular ongoing television show.  Wait and see what’s popular with the gullible crop of newbies who haven’t figured out it’s a con.  Wait and see who has a good start, so you can focus on them and keep your fingers crossed they don’t collapse and you have to overuse the flipped the script backpedal for being wrong.

In a popular TV show, there’s a basic framework.  The Walking Dead - zombies.  But there’s an individual villain each season.  One year it’s The Governor, another season it’s Negan, then it’s a group of people that eat people, etc…. But the zombies, while increasingly understated are always there as the main theme.  It’s easy for audiences to get fatigued and lose interest, then the show ratings tank as the cast ages and moves on to other projects.

Sports gematria, the main villain is the NFL itself that does not ever disappear.  The first and main plot point that is hammered home is that all sports are rigged.  And as the most popular sport, the NFL is the poster favorite.

So, I’ve said the NFL is rigged in a different way.  What exactly am I insinuating?  The side gigs.  They’ve had the audacity to to remain popular because there’s so much money in it.  And one could argue that they should be concerned about the gematria crowd sucking up resources that could be spent directly on NFL products.  And it’s not going to happen.

The merchandise sales are a sweet side gig.  Slap the popular QBs in an advertisement and sell more shirts, pennants and beverages at the stadium of that beloved player.  But the main product:

Gambling.

There’s no way the NFL is going to step up and say that they openly are against gambling which generates so much free advertising for the sport.  Even at the peak of ineptitude, die hard Lions fans could bet on the point spread and get the fuzzy warms of being right 50% of the time instead of wrong 100% of the time.  There’s nothing  like gematria that promotes the mindset that it’s ok to be wrong all the time.  Just find the ever present villain, the entire league is rigged in some new numbers you decoded after the game is over.  Then you are fully justified in your new found ability to whine about how unfair life is because your team is part of the sport you love so much.

Being a diehard fan gives one the feeling of accomplishment.  If and when your team is successful there’s a rush of internally produced chemical stimulants that makes you forget past misery.  Go ahead and gamble a little if that makes you get the extra edge.  But if you’re thinking about long term success, it’s not going to happen.  These are people that call themselves a community and they attack each other on a regular basis for market share. And as a “community” they literally pick both teams.  And most of the time the magic pick isn’t touted until AFTER the game is over.  Save yourself a little money to buy a ticket, some food and a shirt.

And realize there’s a reason that there’s no self made millionaire/billionaire who is openly acknowledged as having made his money as a gematria guru.  If it was that easy, they wouldn’t be talking about the NFL is being rigged on social media.  They would welcome the gambling that creates more losers for them to win from, because their decoding is better than yours.  They would do everything in their power to promote more and more gambling and became a trillionaire or quadrillionaire.

One word of warning before you buy that ticket.  In order to advertise to the maximum number of people there are occasional road trips to the games to hawk how great gematria decoding is.  So expect a chance you’ll be approached by some idiot harassing you on being a dummy for not realizing that you should get a sports gematria Patreon subscription instead of something tangible like a shirt.

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