Monday, September 25, 2023

Know Your Conspiracy Grifter Marketing Techniques - Word Salad

 




That’s right.  Australia, we love you for your lifelong practice in dealing with dangerous indigenous wildlife.  But crocodiles aren’t scary enough.  Serpents are scary enough.  It’s those damn crocodile serpent hybrids shedding their poisonous fake tears that are the real problem.  And nothing, absolutely nothing proves you cracked the code by adding a random letter, possibly a Roman numeral, to make your decode work out.

This tactic doesn’t happen much with your average sports gematria grift.  Once you get beyond the low three digit numbers finding a match for your sports game doesn’t happen without some heavy prime number or dropping extra digits type editing which makes it way too obvious you’re forcing it.  And looking like a schizophrenic in the process.  That sample phrase was chosen by picking 1748 at random and entered in Gematrix.  And yes, as always there are multiple word salad phrases for that number.

Gematrix is the VAERS reporting system for gematria.  A lot of the actual benefit of the VAERS system has been destroyed by purposeful anti vaxxer sabotage.  Anybody can report, and those who really don’t know what they’re talking about and those purposefully sabotaging can enter whatever bullshit they want to.  At least with Gematrix you know the results were never intended to be anything but bullshit, it almost has the exact same letters as gematria in the name.

The only sports gematria users that do use word salad are the basketball decoders.  They have mastered the crossover drivel.  Which isn’t just the opportunity to put out a bad Dad joke that I couldn’t resist, crossovers are the actual appearance of word salad in Zachosphere decodes.  And it’s not by that crew.  It’s an invasion by the spiritual crowd, with their attempts to lure away frustrated sports decode losers over to a different but essentially the same in practice time and money vacuum.

Clickbait is the fun drunken uncle that won’t shut up at the holiday dinner.  You know that you shouldn’t be listening to his made up cockamamie stories, but in addition to being stuck with him until the gathering is finished he’s far more entertaining than the Thanksgiving day football games the Jesuits rigged, and Grandma talking about the knitting club.  And now would be a good time to admit that if you didn’t outright Google “CROCODILE SERPENT TEARS V” you at least thought about.

Putting a lot of nonsensical words together has the general utility in all gematria since regardless of which clique you are involved in the stories, at their core, do not make any sense.  Just by putting that phrase out, anyone can pick and choose which part means something to them personally.  Holy shit, I was just thinking about crocodiles the other day.  I was just thinking about my brother getting bitten by a rattlesnake.  I just saw that recent meme about how many times a day I think of the Roman Empire.  I was just thinking about my nephew fake crying at Thanksgiving dinner because he wanted to be at drunken Uncle Phil’s table instead of listening to knitting talk.  I was just thinking that movies with nonsensical titles like Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers make me think, “Wow, what the hell is that about?!?  Maybe I should watch it and find out.”

Without knowing it, the synchronicity clique is big on word salad tactics, often without knowing it.  They’re already lost looking at too much online content than they should be, getting exposed to different pieces of gibberish, on top of brain that’s already had a lot of training to ignore misses and just focus on the hits.  If the nephew’s crocodile tears were seven Thanksgiving’s ago, it’s not synchronous.  But you thought about it today, the current Thanksgiving because it’s, well, Thanksgiving.  So it’s on your mind.  Your brain has a warehouse of word salad that can be brought to the surface at a moments notice.

Common to the current decode you are presented with and aside from your brain tricking yourself, the spiritual crowd likes to invade gematria spaces with their tried and true word salad terms and phrases.  For starters there are the 12 Universal Laws.  Universal in that they all do not actually exist.

Divine oneness, vibration, correspondence, attraction, inspired action, perpetual transmutation, cause & effect, compensation, relativity (no, not the science one that does exist, and not drunken Uncle Phil), polarity, rhythm, gender.  In theory, you could use these to feel good about yourself the same as using gematria for its intended purpose of examining the Bible.  In practice, it’s pointed out that there’s something wrong with you NOW.  Your vibration is all fucked up.  Pay me, the mystical tantric sex guru for lessons on how not to be fucked up.  These terms and phrases aren’t really word salad by themselves, but they are like the amino acids of some good word salad proteins.  Wouldn’t some sciency sounding words go good with those.  Vibrational field depletion.  Quantum transmutation.  Organic attraction.  Gender entropy.  Please stop betting on sports.  Come visit my channel and we’ll fix up that vibrational gender entropy transmutation problem of yours, gaining organic attraction is just a PayPal donation away.  If that doesn’t work, my friend is a quantum chainsaw hooker.

On a related note, if you’ve noticed the focus on spiritual instead of religious.  There was a period of time the Zachosphere was openly critical of Qanon content, with the obvious (weasel word) intent of luring away those lack of critical thinking skills followed to another time and money vacuum.  The Christian gematria cliques have gone full blown Qanon, where if it’s not outright Trump is the best thing ever it’s at least decidedly anti-liberal/anti-Democrat.  Naturally, this is a byproduct of Trump being a constant source of daily, original word salad.


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