So, you want to create your own gematria blog? And/or make some super cool videos, maybe even including screen grabs of that super cool blog? Or maybe scribble some doodles on the edge of the paper while your sitting at that university lectu.... Oops. Forget that last bit. Odds are if you think gematria works that the chances are you won’t be attending anything with the semblance of a university with real academic credentials.
Now for example let’s say that you want to create a sports blog. That’s the easiest since you’re going to find every small number you need in any of the major sports. Baseball and hockey are a bit tougher since the scoring is so low, but that’s never stopped anyone from upgrading to two and three digit numbers in some creative way. Now what most gematria sports blogs miss out on is the big picture, that is they can’t afford a really nice TV since they didn’t go to an accredited university and have lost a bunch of money by gambling with useless gematria information and actually paying an “expert” to produce that useless information.
But seriously, what’s most often neglected and is really important is the SOURCE of the misery that’s mocking us. Those dang Freemasons. You can’t just say, “The final score was 34-13 which equals 47.” New comers need to know what that means. If you’ve been around awhile you know what 47 means, but you don’t want to suffer the embarrassment of having to be the person that asks what 47 means since the answer is going to amount to a variation of, “Well duh. Are you stupid?” So here’s the format you need to use:
“Thus and such equals <two or three digit number>, a very important number to Freemasons”. You might want to footnote it so you can just use it at the bottom of your post covering multiple tiny numbers.
* All very important tiny numbers because of course the Freemasons are involved. Anything else would be just plain stupid.
That’s it. All the tiny numbers are important to the Freemasons. They also cannot afford a TV that costs four digits, so they know what you’re going through which is why they will absolutely not get bothered about the exposure with your blog and won’t even consider hiring Bob The Hitman since his contracts are at least FIVE digits and his TV is frigging AWESOME.
If you’re more into the personal side, well that’s almost the same but not quite. The format is the same, but you need to substitute Freemasons with the Geoganic Matriverse or whatever the fuck the thing is being called this week:
“Thus and such equals <two or three digit number>, a number that I was just talking about.”
First of all for personal synchronicity you need to understand the meaning of the word JUST. After extensive, painstaking research JUST means:
Any time in the past or maybe a clue for the future. Really. Don’t worry about it. PhraseShopping. Not a problem, go for it. Dipshitmatic immunity. Not a problem. You’re obviously not a Freemason even though every number that applies to you is an important number to Freemasonry. And this is really, really important so pay attention. You might get a little pang of discomfort about the Orgmetric Unimetry paying attention to you, and Bob the Hitman does NOT work for it. That would be just plain stupid. The Versalmathic Mathalaxy WANTS you to have a good TV. How else is it going to put that episode of Family Guy on at the right time for you to match the birthday of Rocky Colavito’s dog? So don’t save money for your kids education or a nice vacation somewhere. Buy that new TV (smart phones and computers count). The Polyspatial Fragmitron has a ton more importance and power than the Freemasons ever could dream of. They will put the brakes on any Bob related retribution.
If things go really well you can get a couple of followers and advance to the big leagues where you get to talk about decades old mass shootings being synchronous with dead celebrities yesterday or the luxury of being able to say that hurricane water puts out California wildfires OR that the fires evaporate the water and you can predict BOTH sports teams to win which everybody does anyway.
This post brought to you by the number 4,902,817,403,556,832,791. A number that means absolutely nothing to Freemasonry and the Bilateralific Omnixenos has not gotten around to yet since the GPS coordinates aren’t quite synchronous yet.
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