Sunday, November 11, 2018

Here’s A Fun Pair Of Videos

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LIrwkbE1Wqg&t=1130s

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IQvDRNuFjFI

Yes and how many beaches must a man walk across
Before he admits he was drinking?
How many strands must lie flat on the ground
To show lack of critical thinking?

The answer my friend
Is tokin’ in the wind
The answer is tokin’ in the wind
- Bob Dillhead

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Okay.  For the sake of your sanity, do not watch the 54 minute entire first video.  All you need to know is that the wind is blowing.  There is an admission that wind actually exists.  Got it?  Okay?  Wind does exist instead of some sort of geometric universe construct that only seems to exist when it’s convenient.  Which I’m sure it can be both.

I allow myself the luxury of a bit of a sidetrack here.  This is a case where the wind spoils the sound quality significantly and actually improves the video since it helps mask the misinformation.  The wind does taper off after a few minutes and then you can hear this is about chem trails, which through the miracle of crank magnetism are important to gematria, too.

The standard method of chem trail delivery is airplanes, usually acknowledged as commercial jet liners, though not always.  Now if you’re still following along so far, let me recap something for the critical thinking impaired.  Jets are pieces of plastic and metal and stuff that move through the air.  They use the principles of aerodynamics especially the Bernoulli principle to give lift to the plastic/metal/stuff mass so the plane doesn’t crash to the ground ruining everyone’s day.  Using the highly technical principle of what is called SPEED or VELOCITY or the really scientific term known as OOOMMPPH.

Now when a mass of stuff moves through air the air gets displaced and is one way of making WIND. Sound familiar?  Wind is air that is moving.  Okay so far?  Because the tough part is coming up.

Now the second video is deliberately a follow up to the first wind acknowledged video.  And there are long thin strands on the beach.  These fibers are derisively proclaimed to absolutely not be spider silk and psychologically projected that you are too stupid to realize the troof.  They could be tiny fiber optic cables that Ant-Man was commissioned to place for his Comcast contract, but whatever they cannot possibly be spider silk because there are NO SPIDERS.  Because you never ever see a spider without spider silk.  They go together like Bert and Ernie.  Ant and Man.  Pineapple and Pizza.  No spiders means there’s no chance it’s spider silk.

I can live with that.  Of course it would be far too convenient to have a video of the strands actually falling from the sky.  It really doesn’t matter.  It really doesn’t even matter if the delivery system isn’t planes dropping mind control and/or poisonous chem trails, even though this is implied.  What does matter is that there’s a little bit of wind in the second video, and when this moves Ant-Man’s tiny fiber optic cables the light shining on them shows where they are.  See, they’re light enough that this wind thing can move them?  That’s important.

Okay genius that made the ill advised connection between the two videos.  Splain(still a real word) how these long straight strands tumbled through the air and remained long and straight through the wind.  Instead of like stroobled all about and randomish.

Enjoy these while they last.  Since there really isn’t any gematria and the point seems to be that tokin’ drugs is good and “the man” and critical thinking is bad, these may get the axe soon.

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