Friday, November 23, 2018

Buy Nothing Day



https://www.bustle.com/p/what-is-buy-nothing-day-heres-why-some-people-are-observing-this-alternative-to-black-friday-13188407

This is the perfect early holiday season gift idea.  Buy Nothing Day started in Canada decades ago as an opposition to consumerism.  Instead of celebrating Black Friday by getting crushed by teaming masses of mall shoppers and long lines at the food court for overpriced unhealthy food the other side of the coin is to buy nothing.

A perfect metaphor for gematria.  Yes, a lot of people rightfully scoff at the idea of promoting anti-Black Friday.  A lot of people rightfully embrace Buy Nothing Day for the right reason, that is it’s really not just that big a deal and delaying your shopping trip by a couple days will save you a lot of hassle.  The proper approach is to embrace both concepts at the same time.

“But, how is this possible?”, you say.  You should have figured out the answer by now.  Buy gematria products.  Sign up for that Patreon pledge, buy that book, donate bitcoin to Esoteric Cryptocurrency off the Twitter link and let them worry about if it’s security fraud, ordinary fraud and if the materiality level is too insignificant for the Crown Prosecution Service or DOJ to get involved in. Buy yourself a bumper sticker with a 47 and change it to any number you want.

Since everything equals everything else and gematria is a useless product it solves the issue easily since a gematria related purchase is essentially buying nothing.

Take it to the next level.  Call all your black friends CAUCASIANS=42 and all your white friends NIGGER=42. This has no direct monetary cost, and probable no cost to your reputation since if you believe in gematria your friends that don’t already know you’re a bit odd.  Hang a sign in your window Truth=113, Dishonest=113.  If that sign is handmade it is free, assuming made from materials already at home, or you could buy new stuff today and you’re still buying nothing and not buying anything of practical value.  It’s a no lose situation.

And look at the image, a bar code.  That’s 12 digits and if used in its entirety is way too specific for gematria to duplicate with any meaningful news story arising today.  It’s off target by at least eight digits too many!  Perfect metaphor, indeed.  You can use the entire 12 digits and show your common sense and intelligence, or you can whittle it down to a more manageable two or three digits and look like a moron.  It fits too well and we’re surprised we didn’t pick this up last year.  Sorry about that.

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