Thursday, June 28, 2018

Woke Stool (?!) Sports

http://wokestool.blogspot.com/2018/06/espn-article-about-ravens-rookie.html?m=1

I can think of a lot more appetizing screen names than something that includes the word STOOL.  Maybe he was going for a bar stool angle.  Maybe he’s a stool pigeon ratting out the rest with straw man arguments.  Or maybe like Dan would inevitably be reminded of it’s just more crap.

In a way it maintains a balance as not only has the Decoding Sports & News blog been locked down to private invitation only the Twitter account has disappeared, which disappoints me greatly as there’s a wonderful Tweet that’s now gone telling the Gematrinator his Mark of the Beast narratives were weirding people out and that “you could find these numbers in your breakfast cereal”.  That would have been a lovely ironic addition to yesterday’s Kellogg vs. Eclipse post.

Without spending a whole lot of time reviewing Wokie’s content I do find some non sports stuff, but it all ties back to the mockery in games.  Here’s a shooting in Maryland...let’s check out what this means to the games tonight like an ultra powerful organization doesn’t have anything better to do like plan terrorist attacks or do a cereal an eclipse ritual.  Same old shit.

The post linked here is chosen for two reasons.  It is the most recent.  And of course everything in the world that goes on about sports is not being talked about, but we’re gearing up for the next Super Bowl already.

The problem is that these guys have been trained that multiple predictions count.  There’s no point in finalizing anything now.  So although not worded as an official prediction there’s five teams mentioned here.  All five can now be declared to be predicted.  And by golly, these types of comments do make there way into future dialogue.

Nothing says using gematria to talk about potential Super Bowl winners like not putting any gematria in the narrative.  Except maybe making a statement like “the Patriots can never be written off” giving a pretty clear indication you’re acknowledging that they always field a good team.  The numbers will come later after we find out if Tom Brady’s age catches up with him or Gronkowski has an early season ending injury or something that the evil empire altered to make you look bad.  Well somebody’s got to look bad because a couple of months from now (my official prediction!) we’re sure to get Philadelphia, Dallas, Green Bay, Pittsburgh, and all the good teams getting air time.  And if we’re throwing out the 49er’s and Ravens who probably aren’t going to do so well we’ll get some more unlikely preseason predictions.

Because if someone on the gematria team picks it right somewhere along the way the whole team gets to declare victory.  How about a 2015 Fee To Find Misinformation post about the Eagles-

https://web.archive.org/web/20180628051627/http://freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2015/09/49-packers-at-49ers-sunday-october-4.html?m=0


Or the Packers.  Or since that was September, lots of other contradictory info, all highlighting the futility of trying to make a genuine, early prediction.  I can help you Wokie.  It’s ok to be wrong.  All you need to do is start mastering the “they changed the script” dialogue and the slightly more difficult to believe “I was right” bold faced lying that Hubbard has mastered.  Because I’m pretty sure you got the idea to make a whole sports gematria blog from him.  And though he’s not quoting it so much himself the loyal, clueless minions have said things like they believe he’s predicted every major sports championship since 2014.

I suppose you’re not big on research, so finding out that Hubbard picked the Eagles a couple years too early is something you’d miss on your own.  Instead relying on recency bias of current comments.  But as I expect that back in the early FTFM days he didn’t dream that people would check up on him.      And there is more info out there about how gematria doesn’t work for sports predictions than this blog.  If you want to be truly Woke, I suggest you read it.  So consider this, that just like every site linked on FTFM you’re on my radar screen.  I have no qualms at all about adding your blog to my list of examples on a regular basis.  Even if the use is relatively inoffensive like sports the mere existence of your blog bothers me.

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