Using counterintuitive thinking I took on a project yesterday that extended into this morning. The Gematrix site was down and I poked around on gematriacalculator.com.
The sites are suspiciously similar. That's ok. They could be crafted by the same people. Maybe gematrix us an ok version and this is an upgrade. They do not openly advertise it as this.
Both sites feature recent phrases searched. They also show those that match the same Gematria and how many times it has been searched.
Recent phrases on gematrix are obvious bullshit. No matter what time of day I have never been able to see my search show up. It doesn't matter how tame, common or bizarre it just doesn't show. Sometimes the searched phrases linger for a bit. Often after a quick exit and reload they are gone like hundreds of people (and/or trained monkeys) have been busy searching and my query got bumped. Gematriacalculator has allowed me to see my phrase at times. Frequently even, but not always with the exit and reload strategy.
The search would be handy if you wanted to compare the Gematria of, say, Donald Trump with other phrases. Makes sense that's been searched a bunch of times. But this is where counterintuitive searching shows the breakdown in site logic. Often in the recent searches you see something that reads like someone who recently stopped taking their meds got curious. Type in something bizarre to duplicate my test. The longer the phrase the better. Throw in lots of different letters. It let your cat walk across the keyboard and use fucohxhzgzxitaa we fhckgxfjzfkgzjfzfufxfjzjv zhkokbcudyzEhjjkmjopljjkv Ch zz fb bb BBC deehj....whatever. You end with a fairly large total...and there's so far no such thing as an unmatched total in the database.
Supposedly these two phrases at some point in time have been entered and have the same total, I believe in Jewish gematria. I may mistype a bit, but you'll get the idea.
"Cale Coleman 2 weeks ago sometimes I wish I could be like the weekend that way I can be extremely talented and no one will care how bad my hair is."
"Make way for ducklings Annukai they failed this cycle off too early twenty nineteen prison they will fight it til the end though."
What the fuck?!!?
Now, get this. Cale was searched *27 timed* and the ducklings phrase 13. And there is more gibberish matching this total.
Human nature does not lead anyone to get curious about these ducklings so much. If you were on a mission to bump a phrase into the top matched list you would stick to something simple. Maybe you got dumped by your girlfriend and your revenge is to get "Tina is a bimbo listed". Or, you want your name in lights, like this Zach Arzmon guy that keeps showing up on both sites. Think about the mentality of a person or people who would get curious about what is up with these poor ducklings and how this number might relate to other things with the similar Gematria. Well, now you know what to get Cale for a birthday present to cheer him up on his next bad hair day. Or if searches have been duplicated because you forgot the mighty ducklings number, I suggest you invest in some handy inventions known as pen and paper.
Now, we have established that in some manner there is all kinds of garbage cluttering up the database, so back to the recent searches. Ever notice how these blogs and videos put out by these guys are all conspiracy related? Sure, it makes sense that the ducklings don't tie in to the JFK assassination. That would be just crazy. It's also because the number is to big to do anything with. And explain to me this. I'm the constantly updating searches, nobody seems to give a rip about current events. Nothing about North Korea. Nobody got curious about Erin Moran's death. Nothing.
I used the word query earlier on purpose because it is a database term. They aren't denying its a database, and there's no problem with that. If the best you can show me is broken English and misspellings (Shud for should, etc...) instead of "Osama Bin Laden 's master plan was a hoax" equals EXACTLY "George W Bush blew up the twin towers" I'm not impressed. You shouldn't be either. Somebody put a lot of effort into loading up a database with crap. And just like all of gematria it's a huge waste of time.
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