So Nadator had been hinting that something important was happening in the NCAA tournament with Michigan. Since Gematria sucks ass at predicting the future we no longer have to put up with constant reminders of his ignorance of biology and math with wolverines baying at the moon meaning something about Pi. The best he could come up with about the upcoming game is
<drumroll>
North Carolina could have a record of 31-8 after their Final Four game. 318 and 203 are "important" numbers. 318 is bad and 203 "seems more positive."
That's the best you can do? No prediction that will eventually be proven wrong? My bookie is waiting, give me the goods! Oh, it's just recording it so you can say, "I told you so.". Can you be a little more vague, please. I'm not good with subtlety.
<double drum roll with enhanced rim shot>
If Oregon wins that will be their 33rd this season. Oregon is the 33rd state. Wow. That covers everything. Win or lose you predicted it right. It also disregards that if 33 was that magical for Oregon they would win exactly 33 games every year. Why not mention that South Carolina was destined to lose last night's game because they were on the losing side in the Civil War? It means just as much as your pointless Oregon reference.
Personally I used my powers to predict Gonzaga to win the championship back when they were about to play their Sweet Sixteen game using the magical Girl Scout number of 55. Those evil bitches are everywhere. And it sure looks like that's right. I mean, think about it. Gonzaga - Girl Scouts. Both start with G.
It maybe.....Gonzaga won last night because they are a legitimate number one seed with statistically the best defense all year long and South Carolina's guard had an off night, especially in the first half. But that doesn't include magical numbers like the assistant coach's dog's birthday being five years and five days after he first bayed at the moon. Or other bullshit.
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