I suppose that after delving into the realms of mathematics and sports predictions, and failing miserably at both, it was inevitable that Nad would find another outlet to expose his monumental ignorance. Theology.
This translation of his post is somewhat a conjecture on my part. I have experienced his special flavor of not understanding things to get self assurance at the point of his logic trail, being a typical erroneous fucktard conclusion.
If you type in his cat's name into your Satanic Gematria calculator you get 313. Now you need something to coo in awe at that's Satanic. 666 - ok, I can buy into that. It's the third thing that comes to my mind after sauerkraut and Miley Cyrus. But how to turn this number into The target number of 313? 666 is a number. Ummm......spell it out to Six Hundred And Sixty Six? Oh criminy no, that would be just plain fucking stupid. Gematria doesn't work that way. You don't stop at plain. You need to get colossally mind numbingly stupid. That's the way Gematria works! Spell it out Six Hundred Three Score And Six and bingo! There's your 133 result. Wait? Didn't you say the target is 313? Yes, Gematria for morons stops at colossally mind numbing stupid. In this new age you gave to get really out of touch with reality and point out irs obvious that 133 is equal to 313.
Never you mind that this 133 was not in Satanic Gematria. Just be happy he did the math right on counting a score as twenty years.
So now you have this beautiful example of these Gematria cheese whizzes showing these godless heathens worshipping Satan. Forgetting....no...not being smart enough to know that atheists don't believe in Satan, Buddha,The Flying Spaghetti Monster, Jenna Coleman or any theistic being.
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