Telesphobia

Telesphobia is a not widely acknowledged term for the fear of being last.  Its usefulness is in creating a question and answer website that requires registration to read that the word telesphobia is expertly answered as the result you are looking for when googling, “What is telesphobia?”  Just trying to guess how this makes sense etymologically, tele- means “at a distance”.  And if one is last one is certainly at a distance from first place.  Still any serious search for scholarly origins comes up empty.  The best you’ll get is some obvious fear of being last in a race, last to be married among your siblings, or other obvious lasts.  The point is, people make up stuff for lulz all the time.

The gematria addict doesn’t have a fear of being last.  But they do have a penchant for ending up there and enjoy spreading someone else’s lulzs around.  This commentary would have been more appropriate at the time of the annual “Suberb Owl” regurgitation when everyone feels the fear of being accused of the last to have repeated the stale joke.

Where we’re headed with this is related to the eclipse.  There’s still precious little to prebunk.  We know about the X with the prior eclipse.  We already know somebody made up a BS story about how the path would cross 7 different cities named Nineveh.  And now there’s some preliminary burblings about how CERN is testing that day.  But far away from anything resembling a predictive decode.  So it looks like it will be business as usual.  Eclipse on the 8th.  CERN on the 8th.  Gematria grifters getting up on the 9th, find out who died and retroactively report the synchronicity with something totally unrelated.

That’s what we expect the clique leaders to do.  Other than fighting among each other for engagement they don’t do much else.  But what about the newbies?  They’ve gotten their first taste of sports or Obama being the Antichrist or cryptocurrency markets being affected by astrological high vibrations.  They haven’t figured out the basics of human nature and how while competing for resources some people are perfectly comfortably lying all the time.  They don’t have telesphobia, the fear of being last.  They are actually used to BEING last, or close to it.  And what they’re getting is coping mechanisms on how to deal with being wrong often.

And with the circles they are involved in, where even the big names get called out for it whether by mainstream media or fellow grifters competing for followers, a main coping mechanism is to attack those that are attacking your clan.  They have no plans, no goals, beyond reacting to the same tired rehashed stories over and over.  They give all appearances of timidly voicing they are actually scared of being right.  I fear that XXXXXX is ruining my community!  And God help me and all of us if I’m right!

The cult leaders, and especially the gematria spouting ones who don’t actually use gematria as the main talking point, have got it all figured out.  If you use gematria, especially if you actually try to make a prediction with it.  You will be wrong.  Even if you’re right, you’ll still be wrong.  That decode of JFK Jr., yeah it came out to some different values.  Lots of different values you didn’t use that you implicitly admit were “wrong”.  Get ready for the upcoming storm of criticism.  Get your other coping mechanisms ready because you’ve been wrong everyday for years and this time’s not gonna be any different.

Gematria newbies have a fear of critical thinking.  A fear of using intellect instead of emotional response.  Gematria newbies have a fear of intimacy.  Opening up about what they are really thinking and escaping their defense laden comfort zone of retaliation.  Gematria newbies have a fear of education.  Despite multiple resources on how the grift has been going on long before Hubbard and company, they don’t actually want to look for it.

And this has been building up to one of my old favorites.  If you have an opportunity, that rare moment of lucidity where your fearful friend shows signs of doubt about his gematria.  Like something went wrong and they have loaned you their attention for a moment.

Buy them a pad of paper and some pens.  Take the time to write down every single number that DOES NOT or CANNOT ever “mean something”.  By “meaning something” that’s the sense of something is assigned significance to their personal lives or stories (almost always about evil) on social media.  An honest list will include all two and most three digit numbers being completely absent.  And if you want to include some of the more common stretches of number alteration techniques four digit numbers are evil.

They’ve been trained on the opposite.  That smaller is more significant than larger for the numbers.  They’ve been trained that it’s good, it’s cool, to be wrong all the time.