Meme of the Month

 

The conspiracy grifter, whether it is gematria, selling magic crystals to block 5G, Flat Earth swag or whatever always has a similar message.  The best ones have practiced hiding it, allowing the consumers brains to work the damage on their own.  And gematria pretty much sucks at hiding that message.  It’s always about prediction.

5G will kill us.  Sometime.  We don’t know exactly when or why it hasn’t already finished us off.  But when it doesn’t kill off those who are prepared for it by buying my useless shit you’ll know I correctly predicted that it was going to kill everyone off.

Flat Earth is way cool stuff.  Your government is lying to you (which is true, yes) and they’re going to finish poisoning your skies and put you in a FEMA camp unless you buy more guns and build a cabin in the boondocks.  And when you see all those naysayers who weren’t prepared from the comfort of your lack of emergency services shack that weren’t ready hundreds of years ago when this was first predicted - good for you.

And gematria, either the Chiefs will win or they won’t and my coin flip proves it.  That’s all that needs to be said.

The grifter economy relies on the 9/11 and Key Bridge stories.  The sense that if one had some magical knowledge in advance that the disaster could have been avoided.  The hugely mistaken notion that somehow the government is competent enough to address every contingency in advance.  When the reality there are people like MTG that can barely tie their shoelaces but got elected on a platform of, “I told you so.”  The incumbent is always to blame for every disaster.  And there’s an associated prediction with each disaster report.  There’s going to be another disaster and we’ll blame the incumbent on that, too.

Actual journalists and historians would like to have real details about 9/11.  The grifter cares for little else other than that it happened on 9/11 and it was absolutely impossible to know all the details immediately.  The lack of 100% accurate analysis immediately is their proof that dark forces orchestrated the need for their fundraiser.  It’s also very easy to do research on misinformation and disinformation in that respect.  As soon as there’s a crisis, somebody somewhere is making a bullshit fundraiser.