Gematria - A Raccoon Whistle

Because dog whistle has already been taken.  The political dog whistle definition relates to a subtle message associated with a controversial topic that conveys a meaning to your group of homies without the intent of antagonizing the opposition who will likely push back.  It’s extremely effective for giving a cult leader Attaboy!^TM out without having to dive deeper into whatever might be factually wrong with the message.

A major function of gematria is grift magnetism.  Going back years ago here I covered how someone created a website named gematria.com promoting laser enhanced supplements, because that makes all kinds of sense.  Not.  It’s still active, has a Twixter account for Gematria Products and lord knows where else it’s crept into.  Although it rarely puts out Twixter content.  As another example there’s a Twixter account for Gematria Records that has never posted anything.

The intent of naming your business as related to gematria, when it’s something totally unrelated like laser bullshit enhanced supplements is to aid in Google searches.  The product can’t stand alone on its merits, so give it a boost by naming it something that will grab the attention of the less than brilliant crowd.  Politically, think aligning yourself with a popular criminal to get a shout out to boost your election campaign.  Employment, think of the person knowingly acting as narcissistic supply.  That VP slacker might be a total pain in the ass, but you’ve got bills to pay and she does have input on your annual salary review.

When raccoons find some lovely trash to steal, they don’t send messages out to a raccoon hive proclaiming the lovely trash they found is available for all.  They probably want to keep it all to themselves, and as soon they develop opposable thumbs the creation of the RA-15 (Raccoon Assault model 15 automatic weapon) is just around the corner.  Defending THEIR rights to THEIR TRASH.  In the meantime, they haven’t developed stealth technology and banging around in the trash attracts other raccoons.  The Raccoon Whistle.

Purely political oriented gematria named accounts have existed on Twixter.  These were aligned with some of the better known cults like Qanon and Negative 48.  But they aren’t terribly prominent anymore.  These showed their whistle in the doggy sense, encouraging new comers to subconsciously get used to the idea that this was a safe haven to go ahead and speak your mind about whatever you hate in the world today.  But the raccoon whistle gematria accounts an Twixter are still thriving.  You can’t swing a dead nocturnal trash thief in that town without easily hitting a sports related gematria account.

And let there be no doubt in your mind, the product is all trash.  Much of the content is busting the chops of the unlucky raccoon that had the audacity to make a genuine prediction ahead of time.  This is toned down on Twixter.  An assault, without an RA-15, leads to a fistfight over the trash.  When you get a full out attack, that’s reserved for YouTube.  The advantages of the YouTube attack video:

1). Livestreams are loaded with friendly members.

2). If there are dissenters, it gives your mid level lieutenants the fuzzy warms of blocking dissenters and leaving just the friends.

3). You get full control of the anti other raccoon narrative, and…

4). … on top of juvenile name calling challenge the other raccoons to call in.  A no lose situation.  They’re pussy raccoons for not calling in.  And your raccoon cult members don’t care about how wrong you are and getting to call them pussies live makes you look sooooooooo coooooooool.

Circa 2017 there was plenty of trash around.  Gematria was fresh, weird and Scientology style exciting.  And the raccoon whistle attracted other not gematria raccoons.  These were tolerated to a point,  But as time marched on there’s been a glut of too many raccoons compared to the supply of trash.  And now the raccoons spend just as much if not more time fighting with each other as they do looking for trash.  The raccoon is out of the bag, so to speak.  By my assessment, a raccoon that remains loyal to its clique is less than two years.  Some of these are wandering rogue trash bandits that don’t have a clue that can’t settle on anything other than not liking being assaulted by other raccoons.  Some of these switch sides to a gentler, kinder racccoon.  Some of these just disappear due to what’s known as “growing the fuck up”.

But inevitably, regardless of where the end up, the gematria product is still trash.  Cryptocurrency, the love of Jesus, sports gambling, laser enhanced supplements.  The banging of the trash can lid doesn’t lead to any increase in quality of trash, it’s just a fresh quantity and a source that may be dwindling.  The quality of trash (successful predictions) is never going to improve.