Did you ever think it was kind of odd that gematria has this shotgun marriage of arcane lore and modern science? You know, like Francis Bacon fiddling around with capital letters and magnetized golf balls? You should, because the science is introduced as psychological projection escape hatch cover up. “I’m so smart!”, they say. “I figured out their code!”
Even this week the code has included the single digit number of 3 and date spans of Day 1+0 through Day 2 = Day 3 while magically Day 1+1 through Day 2 -1 = Day 3. The selective incompetence department has taken the mocking versus actually encrypting that someone couldn’t break to a new level. That’s what you get when HR has standards of hiring that include people who have the luggage combination set at 1234 and every other password is the word PASSWORD. Binge drinking and homeschooling not only allowed, but encouraged.
I learned myself something new yesterday. Despite whata you might think about the post title and its potential for silliness, quantum cryptography is an actual thing.
Cute physics girl #1
Cute physics girl #2
Short of a cameo by Aisha Tyler that’s about the best way I can imagine a double feature about quantum cryptography could get.
The way it works(extremely watered down, and shame on you for not wanting to watch the videos):
The particles are oriented either —, |, /, or \. Apologies for the diagonal lines as no better symbol is available. The maker of the message and the receiver have the same key to encode and decode the message. The big difference, is that instead of substituting B for A, C for B the whole way through the alphabet or similar simple key (so the users know how to decode) the key itself is totally random. It’s impossible to break since the code creators don’t know the key themselves. Just let nature do the encryption.
Some salient points from the videos to highlight.
Encryption is so important that it’s a budget line item for military application.
The technology already exists. Granted over a distance of a couple hundred kilometers now, but they’re working on it.
Think about that. There’s a virtually unbreakable form of encryption available to a secret society that loves to hide messages that they don’t use. Instead opting for sucking ass at hiding the message because they want to mock us. All the effort spent to make Tom Brady’s name and life be 98 related, only to have to “flip the script” once the gematrimooks get too close to the truth.
Note to self: Additions to the list of words and phrases gematrimooks use that lead to automatically losing the argument - mockery, flipping the script, silencing me because I’m too close to the truth, Wikipedia changing numbers, and gematria. Oh, and “astute researchers”.
It would be amazing if this information was so secretive and there were actually a select group of people spending real effort to uncover it and this group was successful. We could then assume that the bad guys would get a clue that this group of astute researchers was on to them and redouble their efforts to foil those researchers. Instead the encrypters choose to make it easier to find the mockery, like the number 3. It’s so easy to find a match and the word “mock” is so overused it’s surprising that the evil empire hasn’t just announced their presence. Hi! Evil empire here! We’re big, we’re bad! Whatcha gonna do about it? Oh, for nostalgia, uhhhhhh....errrrr..... 33 and 47!
Needless to say the mook mocks haven’t even noticed that this technology exists and has an enormous impact on the world of encryption and bothered to astutely research their asstoots off worrying about it. Well they should worry about it. It’s essentially binary, all 0’s and 1’s. All that effort they wasted on the number 3.
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