The Weeble Wempire

Wondering why Weebles were not included in the gematria toy hall of fame?
It’s because Weebles are the evil empire personified, not just a toy.

Now think about it.  Weeble sounds like evil. The Girl Scouts are proven advocates of avocado conspiracy and their male arm in the NWO flowchart is the Webelos.  Anyone not familiar with the viciousness of a Webelo has not encountered one trying to earn his bayonet sharpening merit badge.  They make wonderful cookie cutters and bayonets can substitute for some functions of the cliptractor ™️ in a pinch (again, earwax cleaning not recommended).  The name Webelo and then later Weeble has its etymology from “We Below”, the very denizens of hell and parts of New Haven, Connecticut.

And they might wobble, but they never fall down.  They’re like Jason in Friday the 13th.  They just keep getting back up, over and over and over and over.  Yet, the real proof is how the Weeble Wempire manufactures their hoaxes with single digit numbers and individual letters of the alphabet.

In this post https://web.archive.org/web/20180422080708/http://gematrinator.com/blog/index.php/2018/04/21/fake-news-is-local-too/ we see that the letter W is also a 3.

Nothing says scary like the denizens from hell turning W’s sideways, then unstacking them to make a 33.

Now we definitely have W, E, and M for single letter = 3 hoax coding.  A has three lines.  That should be a three.  But we’ll wait to decode more toy representations of the Weeble Wempire after these letters get officially declared to be 3’s.  Other than B as proven below which contains a 3.  B as in bayonet.  Bad bayoneting bastard boys.

Now break down the word WEEBLE.

W.  That’s a 3.  The soft hoax code.  EE.  That’s 33.  The master hoax code.  B is a line to the left of a 3.  That’s a 13.  The other nasty hoax number.  L-E.  A lower case l is a 1, another 13.  3,33,13,13.  Hoax, hoax, hoax, hoax and Bob the Hitman’s gym locker combination.

WEEBLE = 52, 25.

That’s EXACTLY why the bastards don’t fall down.  They’re re perfectly balanced.  Who needs the force of gravity when the powers of darkness are on your side!