Introduction
Chapter 1.
A. What they say it is
B. What it really is
C. The basics
Chapter 2.
A. Why it looks like it works
B. Why it doesn't work. Lack of predictive value
Chapter 3.
PhraseShopping
Chapter 4.
Direct Antonyms and Unonyms
Chapter 5.
Other linguistics. Is/are, was/were, other -nyms, etc.
Chapter 6
Changing a number into another number
A. Reinforce multiple ciphers from chapter 2
B. Pattern recognition
C. Bridge numbers
D. Tindering
E. Other
Chapter 7
Bad Science/Math/Facts
Chapter 8
Pi
Chapter 9
Changing the rules/lack of rules
Chapter 10
Humor
A. The blog
B. Jenna Coleman game
C. Nancy Drool, acronyms and other miscellaneous mockery
Chapter 11
Expected future
Glossary 1
Terms and acronyms
Glossary 2
Antonyms
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Target date:
April 2018
Lots to do. So far I only have my testimonials finalized
Proposed charities for donation of a portion of the proceeds:
The Critical Thinking Community
American Cancer Society
Friday, June 30, 2017
Thursday, June 29, 2017
The Gematria Factual Error Of The Month, June 2017
Technically the month is not over, but it's likely that anything that tops this month's winner will be worthy of a post of its own. And in the time honored tradition of gematria this is "close enough."
Also, technically this is more than a year old. But I didn't find out about it until earlier this week. My awards. My rules. Also in the time honored tradition of gematria not having any real rules I can do what I want.
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With the hubbub surrounding Hubbard's (temporary) YouTube cannel shutdown I decided to check out the video in question that Google got all uppity about. The content I saw wasn't offensive in regards to the reported reason for the channel shutdown. Notice I said, "content I saw." As soon as I hit this content, the scientist in me was offended and I'd had enough.
Peach pits are used to make arsenic.
What...the...fuck?!?
Well that's not right. But as a scientist and in order to find out if there was some strange urban legend I didn't know about I poked around and found nothing that indicated that anybody else thought of that. The closest was traces of a cyanide-like compound can be found in peaches, but you'd have to eat like a bazillion peach pits to get enough to kill you. That's a long pit stop.
Cyanide or ricin and other nasty toxins can be manufactured or extracted from other things. Arsenic is an element. On the periodic table with its own number (33) like Oxygen or Carbon or Vanadium. You don't 'make' arsenic. It's not a product of radioactive decay of another element. It's just arsenic.
I glanced through every single comment looking for a challenge to this error. The only comment that even acknowledged it was something like, "Peach pits used to make arsenic. Gee I didn't know that!"
I hope you didn't, because it's not true.
Also, technically this is more than a year old. But I didn't find out about it until earlier this week. My awards. My rules. Also in the time honored tradition of gematria not having any real rules I can do what I want.
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With the hubbub surrounding Hubbard's (temporary) YouTube cannel shutdown I decided to check out the video in question that Google got all uppity about. The content I saw wasn't offensive in regards to the reported reason for the channel shutdown. Notice I said, "content I saw." As soon as I hit this content, the scientist in me was offended and I'd had enough.
Peach pits are used to make arsenic.
What...the...fuck?!?
Well that's not right. But as a scientist and in order to find out if there was some strange urban legend I didn't know about I poked around and found nothing that indicated that anybody else thought of that. The closest was traces of a cyanide-like compound can be found in peaches, but you'd have to eat like a bazillion peach pits to get enough to kill you. That's a long pit stop.
Cyanide or ricin and other nasty toxins can be manufactured or extracted from other things. Arsenic is an element. On the periodic table with its own number (33) like Oxygen or Carbon or Vanadium. You don't 'make' arsenic. It's not a product of radioactive decay of another element. It's just arsenic.
I glanced through every single comment looking for a challenge to this error. The only comment that even acknowledged it was something like, "Peach pits used to make arsenic. Gee I didn't know that!"
I hope you didn't, because it's not true.
Emirp, The Prime Minister of Ananymia
At first I was thinking of making Emirp a caveman buddy of Gromk and Durp. But as this entry in the land of -nym words relates to prime numbers some sort of prime pun seemed appropriate for the title.
Gromk was sufficiently schooled in pattern recognition to notice EMIRP is PRIME spelled backwards. Durp did not, and was consequently killed by a dog, incorrectly assuming it was a loving god. You bastards! You killed Durp! Gromk's descendants ended up in political power and thus Emirp became the prime minister of Ananymia.
Ananyms are words created by making an anagram of a word by reversing the letters. Therefore they have the same gematria as the source word, regardless of which tihsllub system you use. But they have a different meaning, related to the source word, but not exact.
Emirp as a word gets elevated to post-worthiness since gematria has am obsession with prime numbers. Like they are special. In reality most of the time they are used is as a bridge number. Number xxx is the xxth prime is the most common format. That is, another cheat to change a three digit number into a more likely to be matched two digit number. That they do. All. The. Freaking. Time.
Ananyms as a concept and emirp in particular are real words. I.e., I didn't make them up. So, if you imbued some NIPTUCK with the power to have created/influenced our language you've inherited these, too.
An emirp is a prime number that yields another prime number by reversing the digits. Like 13-31. Of course 19 is not an emirp. 91 is 7x13.
So let's finish the recap, which will have the final sentence you should expect by now.
Ok, let me get this right. Nearly infinitely powerful source has created our language. And the numbers underneath the language are important. And prime numbers are especially important. And they allowed two words that always have the same gematria (except Francis Bacon) that relate to a special set of numbers that have different meanings.
Yeah, that makes all kinds of fucking sense.
Gromk was sufficiently schooled in pattern recognition to notice EMIRP is PRIME spelled backwards. Durp did not, and was consequently killed by a dog, incorrectly assuming it was a loving god. You bastards! You killed Durp! Gromk's descendants ended up in political power and thus Emirp became the prime minister of Ananymia.
Ananyms are words created by making an anagram of a word by reversing the letters. Therefore they have the same gematria as the source word, regardless of which tihsllub system you use. But they have a different meaning, related to the source word, but not exact.
Emirp as a word gets elevated to post-worthiness since gematria has am obsession with prime numbers. Like they are special. In reality most of the time they are used is as a bridge number. Number xxx is the xxth prime is the most common format. That is, another cheat to change a three digit number into a more likely to be matched two digit number. That they do. All. The. Freaking. Time.
Ananyms as a concept and emirp in particular are real words. I.e., I didn't make them up. So, if you imbued some NIPTUCK with the power to have created/influenced our language you've inherited these, too.
An emirp is a prime number that yields another prime number by reversing the digits. Like 13-31. Of course 19 is not an emirp. 91 is 7x13.
So let's finish the recap, which will have the final sentence you should expect by now.
Ok, let me get this right. Nearly infinitely powerful source has created our language. And the numbers underneath the language are important. And prime numbers are especially important. And they allowed two words that always have the same gematria (except Francis Bacon) that relate to a special set of numbers that have different meanings.
Yeah, that makes all kinds of fucking sense.
Wednesday, June 28, 2017
Nancy Drool And The Aquarium Hanging
Officer RinTin E. Youngsheep picked up Nancy Drool and the ever insouciant Bobbi Boxer an hour after the Inspector had phone them. Herman Shepherd, the director of the aquarium had been found hung to death.
The thought of suicide was dismissed immediately. There was no note. The noose was fashioned by the dead body of one of the aquarium's prized Fillipino lampreys. Such a bizarre manner of death had made the Inspector assume gematria was involved.
Outside the aquarium the museum curator from the Cult of the Niptuck mystery was at the ticket booth. He ushered the group inside.
Bobbi queried, "The signage says it's free admission. What are you doing here?"
The curator answered, "I'm writing my book."
Bobbi continued, "At a ticket window? In a free admission facility? With no pen, paper, computer or typewriter?"
"Yes."
"Ooooohhhh Kay."
"Well, we do take donations."
By the time Nancy, Bobbi and Officer RinTin arrived at the scene of the crime the inspector had Yenta, the matchmaker in handcuffs.
"Nancy, I think we're done here. Despite insisting on her innocence, I was reminded of the Buckingham Palace Construction case. After congratulating myself on the good fortune that a Scotland Yard theme was already present in your cases, I recalled in some detail the solution to that case."
Nancy was familiar, but Bobbi was not.
The Inspector continued to recap. "In order to tie into Pi, even though Pi had virtually nothing to do with the narrative, the perpetrator had tampered with evidence to conceal his identity. It was noted that Buckingham Palace was constructed in 1703 and this year is the 314th anniversary, hence Pi. Because of the Pi aspect we knew that it was gematria related. They just can't keep their Pi holes shut about it. We needed to find the birthdate of the killer. He or she had left a note bragging about how the anniversary of the palace's construction was his birthday present to himself."
Noting the approving look from Nancy and relishing his own brilliance the inspector continued, "Ah, but what date exactly. We aren't sure of the year. When the land was first purchased? The first building constructed? After all in 1703 it was known as Buckingham Commons, not Palace. After the last major renovation? One of the intermediate renovations? So many dates to choose from, which is the correct one. We determined it was the disgruntled day care worker. Arranging play dates..play...dates....playing with dates. That day care worker insisted on her innocence, just like Yenta."
Yenta interrupted, "I am innocent! I was trying to enjoy my afternoon off after rehearsing my namesake's part, Yenta the Matchmaker in Fiddler on the Woof!"
"So you say.". The Inspector finished his recap. But that disgruntled day care worker was your roommate, who had ties to Gypsy Organized Word Crime families. You being a matchmaker by trade makes you an expert on Tindering, the gematria game of playing around with dates."
Nancy had to stop everyone here. "Inspector, release Yenta and arrest Officer RinTin. After administering a dose of Pysagorean Trues Serum, with or without the lisp additive, I can prove it's him with just two questions."
After the drug took effect Nancy asked the first question.
"When was your previous birthday?"
"Yesterday."
"When will it be your next birthday?"
"After today's birthday the next one us tomorrow."
Nancy's simple questions proved that RinTin was knowledgeable about Tindering. Since he loved birthdays so much he learned that he could change the span of dates between periods by including or excluding the 'end date.'. Something that gematria users waffle around with all the time as it is the date version of PhraseShopping most commonly used; essentially saying a day before or after is "close enough." As for the aquarium, Buckingham palace or any structure it's a lamprey argument in regards to pinning down an exact date, so gematria allows you to pick anything you want no matter how much you might stretch it. As for the immediate fingering of RinTin, this is to be expected as long as the current editor (with his habit of atrocious puns) of Nancy's adventures keeps relating them. Young sheep=lamb. R.E. Lamb. Lamb RE. Lamprey.
After the drug wore off RinTin did make the obligatory parting comment.
"And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling pups!"
Bobbi wanted to know, "Case closed? Back to Scrabble?"
"Not quite, "said Nancy, "I think one more pun before we're through."
"So, RinTin. I heard you used to date Holly Jablonowski. How did you meet?"
"We had something in common. She loved Christmas so much she would celebrate it by going to the shore at Aphelion all summer long. She loved the Christmas song. You know, the one with the line-
- 'Tis the season to beach Holly."
<He's lucky he didn't get the electric chair for that one>
Nancy Drool will return in The Tomb of The Encryptkeeper.
The thought of suicide was dismissed immediately. There was no note. The noose was fashioned by the dead body of one of the aquarium's prized Fillipino lampreys. Such a bizarre manner of death had made the Inspector assume gematria was involved.
Outside the aquarium the museum curator from the Cult of the Niptuck mystery was at the ticket booth. He ushered the group inside.
Bobbi queried, "The signage says it's free admission. What are you doing here?"
The curator answered, "I'm writing my book."
Bobbi continued, "At a ticket window? In a free admission facility? With no pen, paper, computer or typewriter?"
"Yes."
"Ooooohhhh Kay."
"Well, we do take donations."
By the time Nancy, Bobbi and Officer RinTin arrived at the scene of the crime the inspector had Yenta, the matchmaker in handcuffs.
"Nancy, I think we're done here. Despite insisting on her innocence, I was reminded of the Buckingham Palace Construction case. After congratulating myself on the good fortune that a Scotland Yard theme was already present in your cases, I recalled in some detail the solution to that case."
Nancy was familiar, but Bobbi was not.
The Inspector continued to recap. "In order to tie into Pi, even though Pi had virtually nothing to do with the narrative, the perpetrator had tampered with evidence to conceal his identity. It was noted that Buckingham Palace was constructed in 1703 and this year is the 314th anniversary, hence Pi. Because of the Pi aspect we knew that it was gematria related. They just can't keep their Pi holes shut about it. We needed to find the birthdate of the killer. He or she had left a note bragging about how the anniversary of the palace's construction was his birthday present to himself."
Noting the approving look from Nancy and relishing his own brilliance the inspector continued, "Ah, but what date exactly. We aren't sure of the year. When the land was first purchased? The first building constructed? After all in 1703 it was known as Buckingham Commons, not Palace. After the last major renovation? One of the intermediate renovations? So many dates to choose from, which is the correct one. We determined it was the disgruntled day care worker. Arranging play dates..play...dates....playing with dates. That day care worker insisted on her innocence, just like Yenta."
Yenta interrupted, "I am innocent! I was trying to enjoy my afternoon off after rehearsing my namesake's part, Yenta the Matchmaker in Fiddler on the Woof!"
"So you say.". The Inspector finished his recap. But that disgruntled day care worker was your roommate, who had ties to Gypsy Organized Word Crime families. You being a matchmaker by trade makes you an expert on Tindering, the gematria game of playing around with dates."
Nancy had to stop everyone here. "Inspector, release Yenta and arrest Officer RinTin. After administering a dose of Pysagorean Trues Serum, with or without the lisp additive, I can prove it's him with just two questions."
After the drug took effect Nancy asked the first question.
"When was your previous birthday?"
"Yesterday."
"When will it be your next birthday?"
"After today's birthday the next one us tomorrow."
Nancy's simple questions proved that RinTin was knowledgeable about Tindering. Since he loved birthdays so much he learned that he could change the span of dates between periods by including or excluding the 'end date.'. Something that gematria users waffle around with all the time as it is the date version of PhraseShopping most commonly used; essentially saying a day before or after is "close enough." As for the aquarium, Buckingham palace or any structure it's a lamprey argument in regards to pinning down an exact date, so gematria allows you to pick anything you want no matter how much you might stretch it. As for the immediate fingering of RinTin, this is to be expected as long as the current editor (with his habit of atrocious puns) of Nancy's adventures keeps relating them. Young sheep=lamb. R.E. Lamb. Lamb RE. Lamprey.
After the drug wore off RinTin did make the obligatory parting comment.
"And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling pups!"
Bobbi wanted to know, "Case closed? Back to Scrabble?"
"Not quite, "said Nancy, "I think one more pun before we're through."
"So, RinTin. I heard you used to date Holly Jablonowski. How did you meet?"
"We had something in common. She loved Christmas so much she would celebrate it by going to the shore at Aphelion all summer long. She loved the Christmas song. You know, the one with the line-
- 'Tis the season to beach Holly."
<He's lucky he didn't get the electric chair for that one>
Nancy Drool will return in The Tomb of The Encryptkeeper.
The Upcoming Aphelion
I observed recently a change in wording on a topic I've mentioned before. The distance from the Earth to the Sun being 93 million miles.
Whether somebody noticed my refutation of the distance or one change from normal, for whatever diabolical reason the wording was "averages 93 million miles."
Excluding the inevitable rounding when distances like this are in question this is much closer to the truth.
But this is a 'gematria lite' post. In case anyone is interested the elliptical path that the Earth follows have a nearest to the Sun point, the perihelion, and a furthest point, the aphelion. July 3rd, 2017 is this years aphelion. Which means that right now we are about 95 million miles away from the sun.
As for numerology I will simply note that the word aphelion does not have gematria matching 95. The closest you get is 193 in Jewish. It would be interesting to see them try to defend aphelion matching averaging 93 million miles when the word clearly acknowledges that it isn't (at least in regards of Earth to Sun.)
Whether somebody noticed my refutation of the distance or one change from normal, for whatever diabolical reason the wording was "averages 93 million miles."
Excluding the inevitable rounding when distances like this are in question this is much closer to the truth.
But this is a 'gematria lite' post. In case anyone is interested the elliptical path that the Earth follows have a nearest to the Sun point, the perihelion, and a furthest point, the aphelion. July 3rd, 2017 is this years aphelion. Which means that right now we are about 95 million miles away from the sun.
As for numerology I will simply note that the word aphelion does not have gematria matching 95. The closest you get is 193 in Jewish. It would be interesting to see them try to defend aphelion matching averaging 93 million miles when the word clearly acknowledges that it isn't (at least in regards of Earth to Sun.)
Tuesday, June 27, 2017
More Numerology Jokes
Favorite numerologist sex joke:
What's the square root of 69? Ate something.
Did you hear about the new numerology movie theater? It's a Cineplex that just shows YouTube gematria videos. It's called the Googleplex.
Why do numerologists like it when football referees decide they were wrong and determine there was actually no penalty on a play? Because they threw a false flag.
A linguist was chatting with a numerologist.
L: With just numbers how do you call your narrative with irony, metaphor and so on?
N: I use metaphor all the time. I never metaphor I didn't like!
Pysagoras, brother of Pythagoras was the father of blood transfusions. He is famous for his Pysagorian serum. Since he spoke with a pronounced lisp this caused great confusion at family holiday barbecues. Especially hilarious was the family teasing him by getting him to pronounce 666 as often as possible.
What's the square root of 69? Ate something.
Did you hear about the new numerology movie theater? It's a Cineplex that just shows YouTube gematria videos. It's called the Googleplex.
Why do numerologists like it when football referees decide they were wrong and determine there was actually no penalty on a play? Because they threw a false flag.
A linguist was chatting with a numerologist.
L: With just numbers how do you call your narrative with irony, metaphor and so on?
N: I use metaphor all the time. I never metaphor I didn't like!
Pysagoras, brother of Pythagoras was the father of blood transfusions. He is famous for his Pysagorian serum. Since he spoke with a pronounced lisp this caused great confusion at family holiday barbecues. Especially hilarious was the family teasing him by getting him to pronounce 666 as often as possible.
Another Visit To Nymville
Antonyms, demonyms, acronyms. Why am I obsessed with all these -nym words?
Because gematria is the magical meshing marriage of numbers and words. Since the math is mostly simple addition and this number pattern recognition thing isn't math at all, most of the problems are on the linguistic end. Nyms are by definition words. Today's culprits are NUMERONYMS.
And what is a Numeronym? Is nym also a Spanish language number and numero nym is somewhere down the chain of command far below numero uno? No, by definition a numeronym is a word that is derived at least in part by inclusion of a number.
Before the examples I'll let you think about it. By definition. As in, like, numeronym is found in a dictionary and not something I just made up. It's a word. You do numerology on WORDS. And the words have numbers in them. How do you handle doing numerology on numbers? Probably just do what you always do. Just handle it whatever works best for your forced narrative.
007. As soon as those digits most everyone instantly associates that with James Bond. MST3K. Maybe used in the traditional way that numeronyms were first formed, laziness to abbreviate. Probably like 007 it's now part of pop culture because the types of people that watch Mystery Science Theater 3000 movies think it's cool to call the show that. K9. Phonetically sounds like a dog, canine. Police partnered with their loyal, drug sniffing dog are commonly called K9 units. I don't know anybody that calls it the Year 2000 problem/bug-always Y2k. As for abbreviations, numeronym itself is called n7m. Starts with n, ends with m and 7 intervening letters. Look up P45 and you'll understand why abbreviations are used. Unless, I suppose, you're a doctor or trivia fan.
I first wondered about this when checking on bogus phrases in the gematriacalculator database. The habit of spelling 'to see' as 2C. The two was ignored since the calculator only recognizes letters. But is this the right way to handle it? Should it be spelled out? What about 2001: A Space Odyssey? Is the numerology on only 'A Space Odyssey' or with the 2001 spelled out 'two thousand one' or 'two thousand and one' like the movie title is commonly pronounced? What do the self proclaimed astute researchers document about this?
No surprise that I've found nothing. Yesterday when I saw the blog post about the basketball video game with 2k17 in the title I thought I might have an answer. Nothing. No numerology on the game title.
Gematrinator has some nice databases. Although I wish that the cities were arranged by alphabetical order. It appears to be sorted by population. But the time numerology shows what I expect to be the generally expected format for times like 12:01 (which is one of my favorite movies). It's s 'twelve oh one' not 'twelve zero one'. Nice to have it documented ahead of time. So let's see some rules in place ahead of time.
(I don't mind seeing numerology done on 'twelve oh one.' You've already imbued the language to be coded with numbers in virtually every word. This just cranks up the unbelievability. Imagine the Numerology Infinitely Magical Hit Squad coordinating their watches.)
Numero Uno: Alright mates, set your watches to midnight on my mark, three, two, one...
Bob: Uh, is that 3-2-1 or three-two-one?
NU: Fuck off wanker! It's a fucking digital watch. Oh crikey! We were supposed to kill Erin Moran at 12:01 now we have to wait an hour!
Bob: An hour? Don't you mean a day?
NU: Time zones, Bob. 1:01 is close enough.
Bob: Good point.
NU: Of course it's a good point, that's why I'm Numero Uno. You're just a flunky, not 007.
Bob: Is that 007, zero zero seven or double oh seven?
<BANG!> (shoots Bob)
NU: What a senseless waste of human life.
Of course, these details are laid out in the movie The Secret of NIMH. Ian Fleming's spy novel about Numerology Infinitely Magical Hitman Golgo 13/Thirteen.
Numeronyms. Yet another nym that they never thought about when making outrageous claims about the English Language. Some freemason somewhere foresaw that computers would exist and that the word Y2k would actually be acknowledged as a word as it is. Because that makes all kinds of fucking sense.
Because gematria is the magical meshing marriage of numbers and words. Since the math is mostly simple addition and this number pattern recognition thing isn't math at all, most of the problems are on the linguistic end. Nyms are by definition words. Today's culprits are NUMERONYMS.
And what is a Numeronym? Is nym also a Spanish language number and numero nym is somewhere down the chain of command far below numero uno? No, by definition a numeronym is a word that is derived at least in part by inclusion of a number.
Before the examples I'll let you think about it. By definition. As in, like, numeronym is found in a dictionary and not something I just made up. It's a word. You do numerology on WORDS. And the words have numbers in them. How do you handle doing numerology on numbers? Probably just do what you always do. Just handle it whatever works best for your forced narrative.
007. As soon as those digits most everyone instantly associates that with James Bond. MST3K. Maybe used in the traditional way that numeronyms were first formed, laziness to abbreviate. Probably like 007 it's now part of pop culture because the types of people that watch Mystery Science Theater 3000 movies think it's cool to call the show that. K9. Phonetically sounds like a dog, canine. Police partnered with their loyal, drug sniffing dog are commonly called K9 units. I don't know anybody that calls it the Year 2000 problem/bug-always Y2k. As for abbreviations, numeronym itself is called n7m. Starts with n, ends with m and 7 intervening letters. Look up P45 and you'll understand why abbreviations are used. Unless, I suppose, you're a doctor or trivia fan.
I first wondered about this when checking on bogus phrases in the gematriacalculator database. The habit of spelling 'to see' as 2C. The two was ignored since the calculator only recognizes letters. But is this the right way to handle it? Should it be spelled out? What about 2001: A Space Odyssey? Is the numerology on only 'A Space Odyssey' or with the 2001 spelled out 'two thousand one' or 'two thousand and one' like the movie title is commonly pronounced? What do the self proclaimed astute researchers document about this?
No surprise that I've found nothing. Yesterday when I saw the blog post about the basketball video game with 2k17 in the title I thought I might have an answer. Nothing. No numerology on the game title.
Gematrinator has some nice databases. Although I wish that the cities were arranged by alphabetical order. It appears to be sorted by population. But the time numerology shows what I expect to be the generally expected format for times like 12:01 (which is one of my favorite movies). It's s 'twelve oh one' not 'twelve zero one'. Nice to have it documented ahead of time. So let's see some rules in place ahead of time.
(I don't mind seeing numerology done on 'twelve oh one.' You've already imbued the language to be coded with numbers in virtually every word. This just cranks up the unbelievability. Imagine the Numerology Infinitely Magical Hit Squad coordinating their watches.)
Numero Uno: Alright mates, set your watches to midnight on my mark, three, two, one...
Bob: Uh, is that 3-2-1 or three-two-one?
NU: Fuck off wanker! It's a fucking digital watch. Oh crikey! We were supposed to kill Erin Moran at 12:01 now we have to wait an hour!
Bob: An hour? Don't you mean a day?
NU: Time zones, Bob. 1:01 is close enough.
Bob: Good point.
NU: Of course it's a good point, that's why I'm Numero Uno. You're just a flunky, not 007.
Bob: Is that 007, zero zero seven or double oh seven?
<BANG!> (shoots Bob)
NU: What a senseless waste of human life.
Of course, these details are laid out in the movie The Secret of NIMH. Ian Fleming's spy novel about Numerology Infinitely Magical Hitman Golgo 13/Thirteen.
Numeronyms. Yet another nym that they never thought about when making outrageous claims about the English Language. Some freemason somewhere foresaw that computers would exist and that the word Y2k would actually be acknowledged as a word as it is. Because that makes all kinds of fucking sense.
Monday, June 26, 2017
Boston Cream Pi
A long time reader of this blog knows that I'm not into sugary treats anymore. The number of cookies I eat in a year can be counted on the digits on my hands and feet. They also know that before my metabolism told me that I didn't care for them anymore I would get Boston Cream Pie for dessert when the family would eat dinner at a restaurant every Friday night.
(side note, these dinners included Dad who was a math teacher and knows that 22/7 is not Pi.)
Also, this person knows my love/hate relationship with how Pi is constantly misrepresented in Gematria matters. Hate it because every fiber of my being can't stand the thought of such a wonderful mathematical concept being treated so ungraciously. Love it because since they always get it wrong I get to point out that it's wrong. I don't even have to search for it. Pi will be in the title. I know this is bullshit, let's see what they're up to this time.
So two days ago they offered this very true observation.
Boston Cream Pie isn't really pie. It's a type if cake. So it's really only an approximation of pie.
After my giggle fit subsided I got some semblance of revenge by offering up some numerology:
Boston Cream Pie is cake, thus only an approximation of Pi =227 (simple reduced)
Cheesecake is really a kind of pie that is called cake=227 (reverse reduced)
This should work well as part of the Jenna Coleman game worthy of a door prize. Have someone who doesn't know the game bake any kind of dessert for the party. The winner is who gets closest to 227.
(side note, these dinners included Dad who was a math teacher and knows that 22/7 is not Pi.)
Also, this person knows my love/hate relationship with how Pi is constantly misrepresented in Gematria matters. Hate it because every fiber of my being can't stand the thought of such a wonderful mathematical concept being treated so ungraciously. Love it because since they always get it wrong I get to point out that it's wrong. I don't even have to search for it. Pi will be in the title. I know this is bullshit, let's see what they're up to this time.
So two days ago they offered this very true observation.
Boston Cream Pie isn't really pie. It's a type if cake. So it's really only an approximation of pie.
After my giggle fit subsided I got some semblance of revenge by offering up some numerology:
Boston Cream Pie is cake, thus only an approximation of Pi =227 (simple reduced)
Cheesecake is really a kind of pie that is called cake=227 (reverse reduced)
This should work well as part of the Jenna Coleman game worthy of a door prize. Have someone who doesn't know the game bake any kind of dessert for the party. The winner is who gets closest to 227.
Is This The Gematria Warning Label?
I think it is!
The Gematrinator put this up on his Twitter feed:
"Remember, no number on its own is good or bad. It is believed that all numbers have duality.". <screenshot showing both 'numbers' and 'duality'=92>
Just slap that into the video title and it works to remind newcomers to Gematria how much they are wasting their time on the video.
"Cyril The Celebrity Was Murdered By The Numbers. But remember, no number on its own is good or bad. I just choose to pick he was murdered instead of showing numerology that he died peacefully in his sleep stroking his beloved kitten, Fluffy."
"Terrorist Hoax at Blackpool shopping mall. But remember, when I choose to pick that 113 means dishonesty I recognize that the word veracious,like dishonesty, equals 113, but nobody will pay attention to me unless I claim the numbers prove its a hoax."
Yep. Works pretty good as a disclaimer. And if you don't want to individualize it for each event, I recommend this:
Remember, no individual number is good or bad. Numbers and Duality both equal 92. I've already PhraseShopped the duality synchronicity by pluralizing 'numbers' because individualized 'number' didn't work and used 'duality' instead of 'dichotomy'. You are about to be presented a lot of inconclusive information that like 92 will be limited to two or three digit numbers because that's all I can come up with. I even have to stretch to get three digits, and that's too much like work. So just trust me because I said so. Watch at your own risk."
Or you could simply truly admit all numerology derived numbers have no individual meanings and not make any videos.
The Gematrinator put this up on his Twitter feed:
"Remember, no number on its own is good or bad. It is believed that all numbers have duality.". <screenshot showing both 'numbers' and 'duality'=92>
Just slap that into the video title and it works to remind newcomers to Gematria how much they are wasting their time on the video.
"Cyril The Celebrity Was Murdered By The Numbers. But remember, no number on its own is good or bad. I just choose to pick he was murdered instead of showing numerology that he died peacefully in his sleep stroking his beloved kitten, Fluffy."
"Terrorist Hoax at Blackpool shopping mall. But remember, when I choose to pick that 113 means dishonesty I recognize that the word veracious,like dishonesty, equals 113, but nobody will pay attention to me unless I claim the numbers prove its a hoax."
Yep. Works pretty good as a disclaimer. And if you don't want to individualize it for each event, I recommend this:
Remember, no individual number is good or bad. Numbers and Duality both equal 92. I've already PhraseShopped the duality synchronicity by pluralizing 'numbers' because individualized 'number' didn't work and used 'duality' instead of 'dichotomy'. You are about to be presented a lot of inconclusive information that like 92 will be limited to two or three digit numbers because that's all I can come up with. I even have to stretch to get three digits, and that's too much like work. So just trust me because I said so. Watch at your own risk."
Or you could simply truly admit all numerology derived numbers have no individual meanings and not make any videos.
Sunday, June 25, 2017
Partial Reporting - Yeah, That Makes All Kinds Of Sense
This is basically a repeat to prep for the inclusion in my book. If you remember my animal rights analogy, move along if you want.
In many ways this is
for my interest in numerology. The credibility of Jeopardy! was challenged because among other things, the key player on the game show stage had a total of $4,400 and 44 means cancer!
Yeah. Sure.
Of course 4,400 does not equal 44. And if the show was rigged, wouldn't it make more sense to have her finish with $4,444 or $44,444? Or even $44,000?
Six months later I see this all the time. The biggest offender being of course, sports. The explanation is simple. Partial scores are more often in the range of typical values achieved by gematria on names and places - two digits.
Basketball. Bungo 59 Flurgnizal St. (not State!) 57 at the half. Look, the teams have matching numerology! At the half time break. Not too many games end 59-57.
In the case of Jeopardy, $44,000 is a huge amount to win in one night. Typically on a good night the winner gets about half of that. Of course any trailing zeroes need to be dropped. Jeopardy $ are always multiples of $100 except the rare Daily Double wager or Final Jeopardy wager throws it off.
Then Sammy Superstar has made 4 of 10 free-throws after making the first of two. Doesn't matter that this is about to change because the next attempt will certain alter that stat. Because (queue up screenshot) there's 4:10 left on the clock. It's a match! A lot of this is in the comments sections by the fans who read the blogs and watch the videos.
Nowhere do these astute gematria researches throw a bucket of ice water on these guys, reign them in and say, "Hey, it doesn't work that way." It's the opposite. "Good point! You win a cookie! Any match gets a cookie! If I like it you get two cookies!"
So the encouragement is there to allow any mindless comparison. Number of views when a commented first watched the video. Numbers on memorabilia of people in the stands. Dates of birth on people that used to play for a team but got traded last year. Etc.... Because one of the attractions of gematria is the rule that there are no rules. Congratulations. You just elevated the NIPTUCK level into the stratosphere. Because in the time honored tradition of gematria you didn't think about it ahead of time before praising and matching every single thing you find.
Games are a linear progression. Bungo and F. St. started at 0-0. To get to the 59-57 halftime score some influence is implicated in that 'rigged' outcome. Missed dunks, players paid off to slack on defense, satanic ritual performed by head official, whatever. Where does the rigging start? First play? Foregone conclusion? Wait until its close to the half? How many fans in the stands were coerced to wear whatever clothes they have on to suit the gematria needs?
It seems logical that the first basket wouldn't mean too much. 2-0 is a really common score early in the game. How far do we wait until we force the issue? Only wait for stats at the end of a quarter? Other than some key Sammy Superstar moments? We've already accepted by the winning a cookie standard that halftime is important. Certainly the exact score, not just winning or losing is important. Where the fuck exactly is the line in the sand that makes something important? Why wasn't the 59-57 score important in the Rutabaga Tech vs. Gromk game three weeks ago? And so on.
A quick answer is that these types of questions cannot be answered. These are the kinds of questions that people who still have some semblance of critical thinking should and do ask. The kind of questions that the foolhardy post amidst the cookie award winning pieces that get brushed aside because they are just mindless sheep. Because the best defense the numerologists can muster for not having rules is "Because I said so."
This should be the last time I repeat the Lamprey Attack on animal rights arguments. Hereafter I hopefully will just say, "lampreys" and you'll know what I mean. You will see how it relates to 0-0 scores ultimately leading to magical numbers at the end of a game and part way through.
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During college after a night of --- doing things that college students do we would have debate sessions. Philosophy, religion, capital punishment, abortion. The usual stuff. Things that are genuinely debatable with pros and cons to each side. And then there was animal rights. Eventually this was dropped from the list. At least while I was around. People eventually would just roll their eyes and tell the newcomer who brought it up to not bother because they didn't want to hear about lampreys again.
It goes something like this:
Newcomer states that cows/pigs/whatever meat source should be avoided(if they were vegetarian) or at least treated more humanely.
I would lull them into a sense of security. Dogs, cats...yeah they're cool. Helluva lot of fun. Not typically food here. Maybe even have what we call a 'soul.'. Now we agree on that. Birds? people have pet parakeets. Ok I can buy that. Mice? Pet mice....now we're approaching a level of discomfort in the newcomer. He's starting to realize the direction this is headed. Mice are also pests. Newcomer realizes that Mommie and Daddy used to kill them with snap traps. Humane? Quick death? Agonizing? Do mice as pets have souls, and as pests they don't? Let's throw out the soul/pet aspect. Koala Bears. Comfort level of newcomer increases. They're so cute and harmless. No need to kill them. What about insects? Ever swat a housefly? Kill a spider? Yellowjacket?
By this time you can stop fucking around with where their comfort zone is and just go for the throat. Lampreys. What about lampreys. Purposefully chosen because try well represent a life form above insects and below mammals. Lampreys are disgusting looking throwbacks in evolution. They are a pest problem and most people are blissfully unaware of this. Show them a picture and Eewwwww! Gross! Don't care about what happens to them.
The problem with people and animal rights is they equate animals with mammals. Birds, lampreys and insects are all animals. It doesn't matter what you eat. You can betcha a helluva lot of animals, whether the direct source of the food or a pest, have been killed to make that food available.
The animal rights topic is still open for debate. But not with a lot of people like me that want you to demonstrate anything resembling a delineation in-between what exactly is a good animal and what is a bad animal. In gematria terms, who the fuck are you to tell me 59-57 is meaningful and 2-0 isn't? And why? Especially after I've poked holes in virtually every aspect of your system with solid evidence that doesn't simply mean it doesn't work because I told you so.
In many ways this is
for my interest in numerology. The credibility of Jeopardy! was challenged because among other things, the key player on the game show stage had a total of $4,400 and 44 means cancer!
Yeah. Sure.
Of course 4,400 does not equal 44. And if the show was rigged, wouldn't it make more sense to have her finish with $4,444 or $44,444? Or even $44,000?
Six months later I see this all the time. The biggest offender being of course, sports. The explanation is simple. Partial scores are more often in the range of typical values achieved by gematria on names and places - two digits.
Basketball. Bungo 59 Flurgnizal St. (not State!) 57 at the half. Look, the teams have matching numerology! At the half time break. Not too many games end 59-57.
In the case of Jeopardy, $44,000 is a huge amount to win in one night. Typically on a good night the winner gets about half of that. Of course any trailing zeroes need to be dropped. Jeopardy $ are always multiples of $100 except the rare Daily Double wager or Final Jeopardy wager throws it off.
Then Sammy Superstar has made 4 of 10 free-throws after making the first of two. Doesn't matter that this is about to change because the next attempt will certain alter that stat. Because (queue up screenshot) there's 4:10 left on the clock. It's a match! A lot of this is in the comments sections by the fans who read the blogs and watch the videos.
Nowhere do these astute gematria researches throw a bucket of ice water on these guys, reign them in and say, "Hey, it doesn't work that way." It's the opposite. "Good point! You win a cookie! Any match gets a cookie! If I like it you get two cookies!"
So the encouragement is there to allow any mindless comparison. Number of views when a commented first watched the video. Numbers on memorabilia of people in the stands. Dates of birth on people that used to play for a team but got traded last year. Etc.... Because one of the attractions of gematria is the rule that there are no rules. Congratulations. You just elevated the NIPTUCK level into the stratosphere. Because in the time honored tradition of gematria you didn't think about it ahead of time before praising and matching every single thing you find.
Games are a linear progression. Bungo and F. St. started at 0-0. To get to the 59-57 halftime score some influence is implicated in that 'rigged' outcome. Missed dunks, players paid off to slack on defense, satanic ritual performed by head official, whatever. Where does the rigging start? First play? Foregone conclusion? Wait until its close to the half? How many fans in the stands were coerced to wear whatever clothes they have on to suit the gematria needs?
It seems logical that the first basket wouldn't mean too much. 2-0 is a really common score early in the game. How far do we wait until we force the issue? Only wait for stats at the end of a quarter? Other than some key Sammy Superstar moments? We've already accepted by the winning a cookie standard that halftime is important. Certainly the exact score, not just winning or losing is important. Where the fuck exactly is the line in the sand that makes something important? Why wasn't the 59-57 score important in the Rutabaga Tech vs. Gromk game three weeks ago? And so on.
A quick answer is that these types of questions cannot be answered. These are the kinds of questions that people who still have some semblance of critical thinking should and do ask. The kind of questions that the foolhardy post amidst the cookie award winning pieces that get brushed aside because they are just mindless sheep. Because the best defense the numerologists can muster for not having rules is "Because I said so."
This should be the last time I repeat the Lamprey Attack on animal rights arguments. Hereafter I hopefully will just say, "lampreys" and you'll know what I mean. You will see how it relates to 0-0 scores ultimately leading to magical numbers at the end of a game and part way through.
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During college after a night of --- doing things that college students do we would have debate sessions. Philosophy, religion, capital punishment, abortion. The usual stuff. Things that are genuinely debatable with pros and cons to each side. And then there was animal rights. Eventually this was dropped from the list. At least while I was around. People eventually would just roll their eyes and tell the newcomer who brought it up to not bother because they didn't want to hear about lampreys again.
It goes something like this:
Newcomer states that cows/pigs/whatever meat source should be avoided(if they were vegetarian) or at least treated more humanely.
I would lull them into a sense of security. Dogs, cats...yeah they're cool. Helluva lot of fun. Not typically food here. Maybe even have what we call a 'soul.'. Now we agree on that. Birds? people have pet parakeets. Ok I can buy that. Mice? Pet mice....now we're approaching a level of discomfort in the newcomer. He's starting to realize the direction this is headed. Mice are also pests. Newcomer realizes that Mommie and Daddy used to kill them with snap traps. Humane? Quick death? Agonizing? Do mice as pets have souls, and as pests they don't? Let's throw out the soul/pet aspect. Koala Bears. Comfort level of newcomer increases. They're so cute and harmless. No need to kill them. What about insects? Ever swat a housefly? Kill a spider? Yellowjacket?
By this time you can stop fucking around with where their comfort zone is and just go for the throat. Lampreys. What about lampreys. Purposefully chosen because try well represent a life form above insects and below mammals. Lampreys are disgusting looking throwbacks in evolution. They are a pest problem and most people are blissfully unaware of this. Show them a picture and Eewwwww! Gross! Don't care about what happens to them.
The problem with people and animal rights is they equate animals with mammals. Birds, lampreys and insects are all animals. It doesn't matter what you eat. You can betcha a helluva lot of animals, whether the direct source of the food or a pest, have been killed to make that food available.
The animal rights topic is still open for debate. But not with a lot of people like me that want you to demonstrate anything resembling a delineation in-between what exactly is a good animal and what is a bad animal. In gematria terms, who the fuck are you to tell me 59-57 is meaningful and 2-0 isn't? And why? Especially after I've poked holes in virtually every aspect of your system with solid evidence that doesn't simply mean it doesn't work because I told you so.
Saturday, June 24, 2017
The Latest Google Doody
Doody - Noun. Slang for feces.
Trying to make this as short as possible. I might ramble and get too wordy.
Somehow Google/YouTube got wind of content that violated their guidelines on content in regards to "hate speech" in one of Hubbard's videos. The end result is a "strike" on his channel and a probationary period. My gut reaction was to instantly assume this was faked, but it is real. There's a friendly warning message that the video in question is not available.
This triply sucks. Everyone has the right to free speech in this country. I don't want Google flagging me for this blog, lord knows there are plenty of fbombs peppered throughout here. As with the first run of the video which I missed (I rarely watch any videos in full) people have the right to simply not view it. You don't take a six year old to a George Carlin live show.
And now he gets to play the martyr card. Great. Some idiot Google employee doesn't realize how totally ineffective, even counterproductive, this was. He's got a back up channel and a blog. He's not going anywhere. Sure enough we already have a blog post proving Facebook's new crackdown on extremism is out to "get him.". Proving it with numerology. Ok. Yeah. Sure.
I posted here awhile back some thoughts about this. I don't see how Google (all social media) can possibly police the mess they've created. There's so much out there that what crosses the line has got to be impossible to define. Like I said, I don't know. Haven't seen the video in question. So if it was justified it's step closer to censorship. And frankly, I lose a great source of material.
So there 's you three pack. Constitutional rights/martyrdom /potential loss of source material. No more will be discussed here on the topic. The purpose of this blog is to show the various ways gematria doesn't work, not getting into any debate on whether proclaiming a terrorist act is a hoax counts as extremism. (I think that's the insinuation. Not sure.) My blog topic is on why words & numbers don't prove that the subject proclaimed to be a hoax is a hoax.
I've already spent too much time on this and will be violating my self imposed rule of one post a day rule as it is. So I'm about to work on my planned (and unflattering) post.
Trying to make this as short as possible. I might ramble and get too wordy.
Somehow Google/YouTube got wind of content that violated their guidelines on content in regards to "hate speech" in one of Hubbard's videos. The end result is a "strike" on his channel and a probationary period. My gut reaction was to instantly assume this was faked, but it is real. There's a friendly warning message that the video in question is not available.
This triply sucks. Everyone has the right to free speech in this country. I don't want Google flagging me for this blog, lord knows there are plenty of fbombs peppered throughout here. As with the first run of the video which I missed (I rarely watch any videos in full) people have the right to simply not view it. You don't take a six year old to a George Carlin live show.
And now he gets to play the martyr card. Great. Some idiot Google employee doesn't realize how totally ineffective, even counterproductive, this was. He's got a back up channel and a blog. He's not going anywhere. Sure enough we already have a blog post proving Facebook's new crackdown on extremism is out to "get him.". Proving it with numerology. Ok. Yeah. Sure.
I posted here awhile back some thoughts about this. I don't see how Google (all social media) can possibly police the mess they've created. There's so much out there that what crosses the line has got to be impossible to define. Like I said, I don't know. Haven't seen the video in question. So if it was justified it's step closer to censorship. And frankly, I lose a great source of material.
So there 's you three pack. Constitutional rights/martyrdom /potential loss of source material. No more will be discussed here on the topic. The purpose of this blog is to show the various ways gematria doesn't work, not getting into any debate on whether proclaiming a terrorist act is a hoax counts as extremism. (I think that's the insinuation. Not sure.) My blog topic is on why words & numbers don't prove that the subject proclaimed to be a hoax is a hoax.
I've already spent too much time on this and will be violating my self imposed rule of one post a day rule as it is. So I'm about to work on my planned (and unflattering) post.
The Lazy NIPTUCK Naming Process
Readers that have been around awhile know that by necessity some posts have more math and less humor. This is one such post. So proceed to your other life functions if that doesn't interest you.
In the time honored tradition of gematria I will start with the concluding remark and work backwards through the statistical analysis.
Couldn't these lazy Nearly Infinitely Powered Though Utterly Confusing Knuckleheads been a little clearer when names were picked for their secret agents? (I have seen it mentioned that sports figures were bred as Manchurian Candidates to fulfill some role upcoming in this cosmic opera. Or maybe that should be 'comic' opera instead of cosmic.)
I don't expect too much. But can't you at least match names better? Not the exact name. But if there's this plan, how about roughly the same number of letters in the first and last name, so you can compare Robert Smith directly to another first and last name of about eleven letters? You know, so we don't have to compare Bob Smith to someone with last name Ocasmith? Is that too much to ask from a nearly infinitely powered source?
I guess so.
There's no doubt that the starting point for gematria reporting is the name. It should be. If you're synching up person A to person B you'd better match the name.
The analysis here is just on last names. I did it for make first names, too. It skews the results slightly because first names are shorter and don't have as many Us and Ys lowering the total. But in comparison to overall letters it doesn't change a thing.
The ten most common last names in the US are:
Smith, Johnson, Williams, Jones, Brown, Davis, Miller, Wilson, Moore and Taylor.
That's a simple gematria total of 770 for 58 letters. 770/57=13.25 (rounded).
Just picking letters at random. A-Z=1+2+3....+26=351. 351/26=13.5.
So the average last name in the top ten is right in the ballpark of just picking letters at random. Gee thanks, Niptucks. That's about 5.5% of the population or roughly 16.5 million people that have an average last name. The longest is eight letters. Several fives. Not a lot of diversity. 5.5% may not sound like much, but try and picture how many Bitzfrigernelhoffzzers it takes to disrupt a sample size that big. If I get a computer program and upload hundreds of names or even all. It's probably going to end up right around 13.5 per letter.
Now you might not know exactly what I'm getting at here. Other than the randomness of values and the pointed remark about comparing first and last name with just last name. (Mr. Ocasmith paid me $5 to mention him, hey Okie!). Names are not from mystical super powered beings to perform numerology on. They're derived from language. Miller, Taylor, Smith. All passed on from tradesmen who were millers, tailors, and blacksmiths. My name is from a trade. Johnson= John's Son.
So don't act so surprised when you can find a numerical match to Roger Moore. Especially when you have a boatload of different numbering systems you generously allow yourself to mix and match with.
In the time honored tradition of gematria I will start with the concluding remark and work backwards through the statistical analysis.
Couldn't these lazy Nearly Infinitely Powered Though Utterly Confusing Knuckleheads been a little clearer when names were picked for their secret agents? (I have seen it mentioned that sports figures were bred as Manchurian Candidates to fulfill some role upcoming in this cosmic opera. Or maybe that should be 'comic' opera instead of cosmic.)
I don't expect too much. But can't you at least match names better? Not the exact name. But if there's this plan, how about roughly the same number of letters in the first and last name, so you can compare Robert Smith directly to another first and last name of about eleven letters? You know, so we don't have to compare Bob Smith to someone with last name Ocasmith? Is that too much to ask from a nearly infinitely powered source?
I guess so.
There's no doubt that the starting point for gematria reporting is the name. It should be. If you're synching up person A to person B you'd better match the name.
The analysis here is just on last names. I did it for make first names, too. It skews the results slightly because first names are shorter and don't have as many Us and Ys lowering the total. But in comparison to overall letters it doesn't change a thing.
The ten most common last names in the US are:
Smith, Johnson, Williams, Jones, Brown, Davis, Miller, Wilson, Moore and Taylor.
That's a simple gematria total of 770 for 58 letters. 770/57=13.25 (rounded).
Just picking letters at random. A-Z=1+2+3....+26=351. 351/26=13.5.
So the average last name in the top ten is right in the ballpark of just picking letters at random. Gee thanks, Niptucks. That's about 5.5% of the population or roughly 16.5 million people that have an average last name. The longest is eight letters. Several fives. Not a lot of diversity. 5.5% may not sound like much, but try and picture how many Bitzfrigernelhoffzzers it takes to disrupt a sample size that big. If I get a computer program and upload hundreds of names or even all. It's probably going to end up right around 13.5 per letter.
Now you might not know exactly what I'm getting at here. Other than the randomness of values and the pointed remark about comparing first and last name with just last name. (Mr. Ocasmith paid me $5 to mention him, hey Okie!). Names are not from mystical super powered beings to perform numerology on. They're derived from language. Miller, Taylor, Smith. All passed on from tradesmen who were millers, tailors, and blacksmiths. My name is from a trade. Johnson= John's Son.
So don't act so surprised when you can find a numerical match to Roger Moore. Especially when you have a boatload of different numbering systems you generously allow yourself to mix and match with.
Friday, June 23, 2017
Pythagoras, The Horny
It should have been the last Free To Find Truth blog post before the 25th. But some two dozen posts later (and six videos) it's buried down the list a bit. It regards The Cranberries song about zombies and Pythagoras.
Pythagoras was the father of a lot of stuff.
"Remember, Pythagoras who is important to Freemasonry, is the father of mathematics, music and Gematria,..."
Or so it's claimed. This is coming from one if these self proclaimed astute researches on Gematria. And like everything else related to real math and science presented in the Gematriverse is just not true.
Archimedes is credited, rightfully so, as the father of mathematics. He, being far hornier and prolific in regards to mathematical children sired, has an impressive Tinder profile. Including a useful approximation of Pi. Considering the Gematria obsession with Pi, don't you think they would know that? Apparently not.
As for Gematria being "sacred geometry"? Well, Euclid is credited as the father of geometry. He certainly built on some Pythagorean concepts. But there's little proof on how much geometry Pythie was involved in. Geometry is the relationship between objects. Surface areas, volumes, lengths, widths. Even if you want to claim Pythie as the father of Gematria assigning a numerical value to alphabetical characters and doing simple addition is hardly geometry. Euclid is considered the father of geometry, and yet with geometry supposedly at the core of Gematria is curiously also never mentioned. Maybe Euclid recommended one of his blind Tinder dates to Euclid and they hit it off so well that Pythie got the credit.
What about the Pythagorean theorem? This famous formula is at best formalized and simplified by Pythie. The concept was well known before him. Other ancient civilizations had a working knowledge of it for construction and engineering purposes. There's no proof that Pythie created it. It was more likely to have been one of his students.
Speaking of his students and anticipating cherry picking my criticism. "But I said Pythie fathered those concepts *at least how they are taught*." You really don't want to go there. Your decidedly unscientific approach to paring down large numbers into small numbers makes that idea laughable. No respectable mathematician would teach his students to start at the answer and reverse engineer it into the question.
The reason this hasn't been pointed out before?
Gematria and geometry start with GE. I want to sound sciency and authoritative so I'm going to milk it for all it's worth. Let me throw out some historical names and references, even if I'm wrong nobody will notice. I've gotten away with it for years! If you are going to credit Pythagoras with fathering other things he didn't you might as well suggest that he invented cherry flavored hemlock since the thought of corrupting real science by something like Gematria was more than he could bear.
Pythagoras was the father of a lot of stuff.
"Remember, Pythagoras who is important to Freemasonry, is the father of mathematics, music and Gematria,..."
Or so it's claimed. This is coming from one if these self proclaimed astute researches on Gematria. And like everything else related to real math and science presented in the Gematriverse is just not true.
Archimedes is credited, rightfully so, as the father of mathematics. He, being far hornier and prolific in regards to mathematical children sired, has an impressive Tinder profile. Including a useful approximation of Pi. Considering the Gematria obsession with Pi, don't you think they would know that? Apparently not.
As for Gematria being "sacred geometry"? Well, Euclid is credited as the father of geometry. He certainly built on some Pythagorean concepts. But there's little proof on how much geometry Pythie was involved in. Geometry is the relationship between objects. Surface areas, volumes, lengths, widths. Even if you want to claim Pythie as the father of Gematria assigning a numerical value to alphabetical characters and doing simple addition is hardly geometry. Euclid is considered the father of geometry, and yet with geometry supposedly at the core of Gematria is curiously also never mentioned. Maybe Euclid recommended one of his blind Tinder dates to Euclid and they hit it off so well that Pythie got the credit.
What about the Pythagorean theorem? This famous formula is at best formalized and simplified by Pythie. The concept was well known before him. Other ancient civilizations had a working knowledge of it for construction and engineering purposes. There's no proof that Pythie created it. It was more likely to have been one of his students.
Speaking of his students and anticipating cherry picking my criticism. "But I said Pythie fathered those concepts *at least how they are taught*." You really don't want to go there. Your decidedly unscientific approach to paring down large numbers into small numbers makes that idea laughable. No respectable mathematician would teach his students to start at the answer and reverse engineer it into the question.
The reason this hasn't been pointed out before?
Gematria and geometry start with GE. I want to sound sciency and authoritative so I'm going to milk it for all it's worth. Let me throw out some historical names and references, even if I'm wrong nobody will notice. I've gotten away with it for years! If you are going to credit Pythagoras with fathering other things he didn't you might as well suggest that he invented cherry flavored hemlock since the thought of corrupting real science by something like Gematria was more than he could bear.
Thursday, June 22, 2017
Gematria Overused Numbers Debunked - Again
So I was working on my book. Partially distracted by the dog. Partially distracted by the comment in a recent video - it was suggested that Hubbard do an entire chapter on Pi. I'm going to have an entire chapter on Pi! But it was distracting since I was planning that for later in the book. That should be an interesting comparison- his fiction versus my nonfiction.
So chapter 4 on antonyms was on my schedule. And my thoughts turned to 113. The alleged number of dishonesty. I hadn't found a direct one word synonym for HONEST last I checked. I had considered giving up. I realize now that the reason was that I hadn't made it through the long list of synonyms for true.
My online dictionary of choice lists the synonyms for TRUE alphabetically. I got sidetracked by all the un- synonyms. Unquestionable, undeniable...which lead to my rather time consuming project to find group/ungroup etc... which will be part of chapter 4. I return my attention to the list of synonyms for true. There it is:
Veracious=113. In simple, not reverse. It's been there all along. As for the definition. Merriam Webster says, "Truthful, honest.". Sure as hell sounds like a direct antonym of dishonest to me.
So chapter 4 on antonyms was on my schedule. And my thoughts turned to 113. The alleged number of dishonesty. I hadn't found a direct one word synonym for HONEST last I checked. I had considered giving up. I realize now that the reason was that I hadn't made it through the long list of synonyms for true.
My online dictionary of choice lists the synonyms for TRUE alphabetically. I got sidetracked by all the un- synonyms. Unquestionable, undeniable...which lead to my rather time consuming project to find group/ungroup etc... which will be part of chapter 4. I return my attention to the list of synonyms for true. There it is:
Veracious=113. In simple, not reverse. It's been there all along. As for the definition. Merriam Webster says, "Truthful, honest.". Sure as hell sounds like a direct antonym of dishonest to me.
Gematria Reduction Methods Debunked By Some Numbers In The Mid 200s
Today's exercise demonstrates the reason for the existence of the reduction methods. It combines elements of the Jenna Coleman game and my previous work on adding prefixes to words to change the meaning, especially a meaning that is in direct contradiction in some way.
Why numbers in the 200s? Because as you will see, mathematically to create a long, meaningful phrase that doesn't sound like a socially awkward teenager (read as "gematria believer") asking a member of the opposite sex for a date it becomes impossible to get a matching value to a phrase of near equal length.
If you review the material that these socially awkward date seekers throw out, names are naturally quite important. Notice you don't see a lot of matches for <really long phrase> = <really long phrase> in a non-reduction system? Your not going to find a lot of matches for Arnold Schwarzenegger. Unless you do something to alter the phrasing like compare Arnold Schwarzenegger to something that has the approximate same number of letters. It's simple math. Schwarzie's last name is so long you most likely will be presented with "matches" to <first name last name> somebody else. In a reduction method.
These phrases are not awkward sounding. And they present a lot direct statement that is clearly not true. Just like group/ungroup certain key words are added to a root word. And I suppose I should have added that this is also a bust on why we are supposed to ignore the 100 mismatches in multiple systems just because one does match. These phrases have one clear, undeniable mismatch. And it's also a bust on this cringe worthy practice of changing the value of a number into another number by spelling it out.
"Two hundred forty five does not equal two hundred forty five."
Yes, it does. It most certainly does in reverse reduction. In addition to 245 this also works with 259 and 273.
Intuition tells me that this will apply to other numbers. Not by changing the number. The core phrase of "does not equal" added to doubling up the spelling out of the number puts you in the ballpark of 250. But changing the core to "is not equal to" or something else of similar meaning should work. But that's enough for now.
They are just words. Not some mystical vessels created by unknown forces to do an apparently half-assed job of hiding a conspiracy.
And while you stagnate and continue to keep reporting on the same overused two digit numbers I continue to find new ways to go about presenting reality with inarguable, solid evidence.
Why numbers in the 200s? Because as you will see, mathematically to create a long, meaningful phrase that doesn't sound like a socially awkward teenager (read as "gematria believer") asking a member of the opposite sex for a date it becomes impossible to get a matching value to a phrase of near equal length.
If you review the material that these socially awkward date seekers throw out, names are naturally quite important. Notice you don't see a lot of matches for <really long phrase> = <really long phrase> in a non-reduction system? Your not going to find a lot of matches for Arnold Schwarzenegger. Unless you do something to alter the phrasing like compare Arnold Schwarzenegger to something that has the approximate same number of letters. It's simple math. Schwarzie's last name is so long you most likely will be presented with "matches" to <first name last name> somebody else. In a reduction method.
These phrases are not awkward sounding. And they present a lot direct statement that is clearly not true. Just like group/ungroup certain key words are added to a root word. And I suppose I should have added that this is also a bust on why we are supposed to ignore the 100 mismatches in multiple systems just because one does match. These phrases have one clear, undeniable mismatch. And it's also a bust on this cringe worthy practice of changing the value of a number into another number by spelling it out.
"Two hundred forty five does not equal two hundred forty five."
Yes, it does. It most certainly does in reverse reduction. In addition to 245 this also works with 259 and 273.
Intuition tells me that this will apply to other numbers. Not by changing the number. The core phrase of "does not equal" added to doubling up the spelling out of the number puts you in the ballpark of 250. But changing the core to "is not equal to" or something else of similar meaning should work. But that's enough for now.
They are just words. Not some mystical vessels created by unknown forces to do an apparently half-assed job of hiding a conspiracy.
And while you stagnate and continue to keep reporting on the same overused two digit numbers I continue to find new ways to go about presenting reality with inarguable, solid evidence.
Wednesday, June 21, 2017
The Cherry Pi Remains Pure
Updated 6pm to reflect missing step in equation.
Now I could throw the white flag out and give up, but I have standards. I'm not hinting that I'm accepting that 22/7=Pi is any way accurate. On the contrary. The standard is that despite that this constant abuse of Pi I refuse to make it part of the monthly awards. It's too common a factual error put out in the blogs - the main post and the comments. It's like the keystone of the entire gematria world; a holy relic. They're even starting to quote dates like date of celebrity birthdate in relation to Pi days. <sigh>.
Now that the sanctity of the monthly awards is saved I do get to address the latest offense with an entire post if it's own. That offense being that 44 also relates to Pi. This by a commented on a video, and totally expectedly not challenged by anyone saying that they've made a bit too big of a stretch to be acceptable.
44 means Pi because 44/14 =3.14.
Now we turn our attention to our cavemen pattern recognition friends Gromk and Durp. Gromk is the smart one. He's the one that recognizes that although tigers and gazelles both have four legs that tigers are significantly more dangerous. Durp doesn't. Durp in many ways is like Kenny from South Park. He will get killed off in many examples here, only to return to be killed again.
Gromk is one of the ancestors of the Sesame Tweet Pi monster. Think about it. The speech patterns are so close after millennia of evolution. Pi good! Yum yum yum yum burp! Durp will eat any Pi including ones made by poisonous berries. Ohmigod! The Pi killed Durp! You bastards!
It doesn't takes a huge amount of pattern recognition skill to see that 44/14 is 22x2/7x2. It goes beyond the next illogical extension that any even multiple of 22 now relates to Pi. As an irrational number Pi by definition cannot be expressed by fractional whole numbers. So if you're throwing actual Pi out the window *ANY* number can be equal to what 22/7 equals:
23 / (value) = 22/7
solve for (value)
multiply both sides by (value)
23= (22/7)x(value)
divide both by 22/7
23/(22/7) = (value)
23/3.14285 = (value)
So poisonous Pi = 23/3.14285 =7.31818. So 23 relates to Pi. Substitute anything including numbers that aren't whole numbers for 23 in the equation. Anything equals Pi.
As I was posting this I did realize a couple if things. This explains why cherry Pi is so expensive at a Non-Whole Foods store. And it explains why Reverend Dim Jones chose cherry Koolaid for his cult suicide. His ancestry can be traced to Durp.
Now I could throw the white flag out and give up, but I have standards. I'm not hinting that I'm accepting that 22/7=Pi is any way accurate. On the contrary. The standard is that despite that this constant abuse of Pi I refuse to make it part of the monthly awards. It's too common a factual error put out in the blogs - the main post and the comments. It's like the keystone of the entire gematria world; a holy relic. They're even starting to quote dates like date of celebrity birthdate in relation to Pi days. <sigh>.
Now that the sanctity of the monthly awards is saved I do get to address the latest offense with an entire post if it's own. That offense being that 44 also relates to Pi. This by a commented on a video, and totally expectedly not challenged by anyone saying that they've made a bit too big of a stretch to be acceptable.
44 means Pi because 44/14 =3.14.
Now we turn our attention to our cavemen pattern recognition friends Gromk and Durp. Gromk is the smart one. He's the one that recognizes that although tigers and gazelles both have four legs that tigers are significantly more dangerous. Durp doesn't. Durp in many ways is like Kenny from South Park. He will get killed off in many examples here, only to return to be killed again.
Gromk is one of the ancestors of the Sesame Tweet Pi monster. Think about it. The speech patterns are so close after millennia of evolution. Pi good! Yum yum yum yum burp! Durp will eat any Pi including ones made by poisonous berries. Ohmigod! The Pi killed Durp! You bastards!
It doesn't takes a huge amount of pattern recognition skill to see that 44/14 is 22x2/7x2. It goes beyond the next illogical extension that any even multiple of 22 now relates to Pi. As an irrational number Pi by definition cannot be expressed by fractional whole numbers. So if you're throwing actual Pi out the window *ANY* number can be equal to what 22/7 equals:
23 / (value) = 22/7
solve for (value)
multiply both sides by (value)
23= (22/7)x(value)
divide both by 22/7
23/(22/7) = (value)
23/3.14285 = (value)
So poisonous Pi = 23/3.14285 =7.31818. So 23 relates to Pi. Substitute anything including numbers that aren't whole numbers for 23 in the equation. Anything equals Pi.
As I was posting this I did realize a couple if things. This explains why cherry Pi is so expensive at a Non-Whole Foods store. And it explains why Reverend Dim Jones chose cherry Koolaid for his cult suicide. His ancestry can be traced to Durp.
Tuesday, June 20, 2017
The Sesame Tweet Cast Of Characters
Based on response to my last post I'm guessing people are either singing the theme song or mad about my mockery. Either way you deserve more.
Hermit the Frog - hides behind a fake account most of the times. Leaps to a lot of conclusions even when they don't make sense.
Miss Eggy aka Miss Big E. Friends with Muppet Miss Piggy. Often the pair hang out together to do Francis Bacon gematria, Miss Piggy's favorite, of course. Together known as Bacon and Eggs.
Pi Monster. Loves almost all types of Pi. The one he won't touch to leave it virgin and unadulterated is made from the actual value of Pi with nonrepeating decimals. That's right. Cherry Pi.
Burt Forecaster - expert on film dates and stats, especially Burt Lancaster films. Likes to predict multiple different winners to be sure to get one right. Spends $1000 a day on $1 lottery tickets to be sure he picks the three numbers right on one ticket. Earnie's roommate.
Earnie - Burt Forecaster's roommate. Only cares about monetizing his blog, YouTube channel and not bouncing checks (which he calls rubber buckies.)
Fuzzy Logic Bear - Self explanatory name.
Hellmo- The Sesame Tweet Satan. Tickle him or mention "666" to him and he giggles like a two year old that just heard the word "fart" for the first time.
The Discount - I have one, two. Two digits! Muahaha! That's it, just two digits!
Shuffleupagus - mixes synonyms around until he gets a combination he likes.
The Norwegian Chef - Found at the soup kitchen. Looking for a handout. Doesn't have a job since gematria is only done on English.
Ozcar The Grumpy - Mad because nobody will pay attention to him until he dies.
Hermit the Frog - hides behind a fake account most of the times. Leaps to a lot of conclusions even when they don't make sense.
Miss Eggy aka Miss Big E. Friends with Muppet Miss Piggy. Often the pair hang out together to do Francis Bacon gematria, Miss Piggy's favorite, of course. Together known as Bacon and Eggs.
Pi Monster. Loves almost all types of Pi. The one he won't touch to leave it virgin and unadulterated is made from the actual value of Pi with nonrepeating decimals. That's right. Cherry Pi.
Burt Forecaster - expert on film dates and stats, especially Burt Lancaster films. Likes to predict multiple different winners to be sure to get one right. Spends $1000 a day on $1 lottery tickets to be sure he picks the three numbers right on one ticket. Earnie's roommate.
Earnie - Burt Forecaster's roommate. Only cares about monetizing his blog, YouTube channel and not bouncing checks (which he calls rubber buckies.)
Fuzzy Logic Bear - Self explanatory name.
Hellmo- The Sesame Tweet Satan. Tickle him or mention "666" to him and he giggles like a two year old that just heard the word "fart" for the first time.
The Discount - I have one, two. Two digits! Muahaha! That's it, just two digits!
Shuffleupagus - mixes synonyms around until he gets a combination he likes.
The Norwegian Chef - Found at the soup kitchen. Looking for a handout. Doesn't have a job since gematria is only done on English.
Ozcar The Grumpy - Mad because nobody will pay attention to him until he dies.
Gematria Debunked By The Metric System
I was checking activity in the comments sections of Hubbard's videos. Heeeeeeee's Baaaaccccckkkk! Just one video. No blog posts, so that's not too bad. As for the video, which I didn't watch, I can tell that the problem is 72,391. Just kidding! It's 47! The realization strikes me. There's no need to make a full blog post or video. All the pertinent information can be packed into a 140 character Twitter post. Conspiracy, a couple of two digit numbers, send money. Voila! Done! And it leads to a catchy theme song.
Gloomy days, chasing the sun away.
On my way, to a conspiracyyyyyy!
Can you tell me how to get,
How to get to Sesame Tweet!
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Now as for tonight's topic. Embrace the metric system. Love the metric system. Caress it, hold it close. Because in the global platform that gematria purveyors use there are a bunch of solid examples of gematria just not making sense. Metric system prefixes.
Our lazy Niptuck friends decided that the marriage between words and numbers are so important that a lot of words directly related to numbers do not have individualized gematria values. Any metric unit of measure can be preceded by known, accepted prefixes to indicate the magnitude so you don't have to write everything like, "North Korea dropped a 20 x 10,000 ton bomb on to the imperialist dog American aircraft carrier strike group yesterday.". So we have prefixes that indicate higher magnitude, mega, kilo, giga. And smaller, milli, centi, nano. Just slap on a -gram, -liter or whatever and you've got your word to gematrify.
My fourth favorite example is that the prefixes giga, hecto and centi all have a value of 84 in reverse. I do enjoy every opportunity to point out that this wasn't an issue until reverse ordinal was thought up.
Third favorite, terra and nano. Terra means a trillion. Nano is one billionth. They are the same value in simple gematria and since they are each four letters the same in reverse. So that means terabytes and nanobytes...any Tera and nano prefaced unit of measure has the same value. So that means a total difference in magnitude of 10 to the 21st power between words that have the exact same gematria. Which do you want to argue about first, 'close enough' or if the relationship between words and numbers is so important, why haven't the Niptucks made them different prefixes?
Second on the list is hecto and centi. They are the same in simple and reverse. It just so happens that the order of magnitude bigger by hecto is the same magnitude centi is smaller. Lazy, lazy, lazy Niptucks. Couldn't even bury this in oddball prefixes and put it in centi which is used all the time.
And hecto and centi lead to the best of the bunch. Deci and deka. These are also the same magnitude as each other in opposite directions. Did your superior gematria enhanced pattern recognition skills pick up on anything? Gromk the tiger recognizing caveman did. Like they both start with DE? That's why the magnitude is the same, because etymologically they have their root in the word for ten. That's how language works, not mystical forces trying to rig basketball games. The fact that CI and KA are the same gematria total is just a happy accident.
Wait a minute. Don't you mean DECA instead of DEKA? I got that angle covered, too. Because like a good scientist I did research instead of making a claim and saying that it's right just because I said it was.
Deca is the preferred prefix. Most sources on the derivation of deca will say something like "Deca (or deka) is..." Spellchecker and autocomplete recognize deka-words. Lists of metric prefixes recognize both and I found one rebel list that only recognizes deka-. More importantly is the wording of the derivation of deca-. It's the bastardization of the Greek deka-, which means since you referencing geometry and Pythagoras in the origins of gematria it has to count. Or we could just argue about alternate accepted spellings (e.g. indexes vs. indices) where I will challenge you to pick one accepted spelling for all alternate spellings, ahead of time, instead of PhraseShopping them in willy nilly to force the numbers to work to what you want them to be.
Gloomy days, chasing the sun away.
On my way, to a conspiracyyyyyy!
Can you tell me how to get,
How to get to Sesame Tweet!
------------------------
Now as for tonight's topic. Embrace the metric system. Love the metric system. Caress it, hold it close. Because in the global platform that gematria purveyors use there are a bunch of solid examples of gematria just not making sense. Metric system prefixes.
Our lazy Niptuck friends decided that the marriage between words and numbers are so important that a lot of words directly related to numbers do not have individualized gematria values. Any metric unit of measure can be preceded by known, accepted prefixes to indicate the magnitude so you don't have to write everything like, "North Korea dropped a 20 x 10,000 ton bomb on to the imperialist dog American aircraft carrier strike group yesterday.". So we have prefixes that indicate higher magnitude, mega, kilo, giga. And smaller, milli, centi, nano. Just slap on a -gram, -liter or whatever and you've got your word to gematrify.
My fourth favorite example is that the prefixes giga, hecto and centi all have a value of 84 in reverse. I do enjoy every opportunity to point out that this wasn't an issue until reverse ordinal was thought up.
Third favorite, terra and nano. Terra means a trillion. Nano is one billionth. They are the same value in simple gematria and since they are each four letters the same in reverse. So that means terabytes and nanobytes...any Tera and nano prefaced unit of measure has the same value. So that means a total difference in magnitude of 10 to the 21st power between words that have the exact same gematria. Which do you want to argue about first, 'close enough' or if the relationship between words and numbers is so important, why haven't the Niptucks made them different prefixes?
Second on the list is hecto and centi. They are the same in simple and reverse. It just so happens that the order of magnitude bigger by hecto is the same magnitude centi is smaller. Lazy, lazy, lazy Niptucks. Couldn't even bury this in oddball prefixes and put it in centi which is used all the time.
And hecto and centi lead to the best of the bunch. Deci and deka. These are also the same magnitude as each other in opposite directions. Did your superior gematria enhanced pattern recognition skills pick up on anything? Gromk the tiger recognizing caveman did. Like they both start with DE? That's why the magnitude is the same, because etymologically they have their root in the word for ten. That's how language works, not mystical forces trying to rig basketball games. The fact that CI and KA are the same gematria total is just a happy accident.
Wait a minute. Don't you mean DECA instead of DEKA? I got that angle covered, too. Because like a good scientist I did research instead of making a claim and saying that it's right just because I said it was.
Deca is the preferred prefix. Most sources on the derivation of deca will say something like "Deca (or deka) is..." Spellchecker and autocomplete recognize deka-words. Lists of metric prefixes recognize both and I found one rebel list that only recognizes deka-. More importantly is the wording of the derivation of deca-. It's the bastardization of the Greek deka-, which means since you referencing geometry and Pythagoras in the origins of gematria it has to count. Or we could just argue about alternate accepted spellings (e.g. indexes vs. indices) where I will challenge you to pick one accepted spelling for all alternate spellings, ahead of time, instead of PhraseShopping them in willy nilly to force the numbers to work to what you want them to be.
Monday, June 19, 2017
Debunking Gematria With Demonyms
What's that?!? Demonyms? Could this be some deviltry cooked up as part of the Jenna Coleman game? Some sort of hybrid between demons and nimrods?
It's just one of those fun little things about the English language, real English as opposed to some bogus system that assigns values to it because our language was allegedly created to rig professional sports. So watch out, you might learn something along the way.
A rookie reporter was at the Summer Olympics. All the cool athletes like the women's volleyball players were taken by the other reporters. Desperate for any story, he sees a lone, undisturbed guy carrying a long pole. He throws his microphone in front of the guy's face and says, "Are you a pole vaulter?" The athlete replies, "No, I'm Ukrainian. But how did you know my name was Valter?"
A demonym is word to describe someone from a specific place. Like Ukrainians from the Ukraine. Poles from Poland. Or Polish from Poland. But not Pollocks. Those are really stupid people from anywhere that think Jackson Pollock's paintings look really cool, when in fact they look like a drug crazed capuchin monkey was turned loose on a child's spin art toy.
From a numerology standpoint, all you need to know is that the letter after 'n' is 'o' and the first letter of the alphabet is 'a.' So when you have a city or country name that ends in 'o' and the name of a resident of that place ends in 'an' they equal the same total.
There's a bunch of them. Mexico-Mexican. San Francisco-San Franciscan. Ontario, Fresno, Colorado, Sarajevo, Morocco, Borneo, Puerto Rico and many more. It's not universal. The other two US members have Idahoans and Ohioans without dropping the 'o'. Africa ends in 'a' but they are Africans. So it's not as simple as 'o' being replaced to get to 'an'.
So I'm going back to my old standby synopsis of this. Let me get this right. These vastly powerful beings that orchestrated our language to connect Adam West's death, terrorist attacks, all sports games and so on to make these numbers be connected to each other, couldn't take the time to make sure that words to describe a resident of a place had different numerology than the place. In the most basic system. Yeah, that makes all kinds of fucking sense.
Are you a pole vaulter? No, I'm Sarajevo. Lazy, lazy NIPTUCKs.
It's just one of those fun little things about the English language, real English as opposed to some bogus system that assigns values to it because our language was allegedly created to rig professional sports. So watch out, you might learn something along the way.
A rookie reporter was at the Summer Olympics. All the cool athletes like the women's volleyball players were taken by the other reporters. Desperate for any story, he sees a lone, undisturbed guy carrying a long pole. He throws his microphone in front of the guy's face and says, "Are you a pole vaulter?" The athlete replies, "No, I'm Ukrainian. But how did you know my name was Valter?"
A demonym is word to describe someone from a specific place. Like Ukrainians from the Ukraine. Poles from Poland. Or Polish from Poland. But not Pollocks. Those are really stupid people from anywhere that think Jackson Pollock's paintings look really cool, when in fact they look like a drug crazed capuchin monkey was turned loose on a child's spin art toy.
From a numerology standpoint, all you need to know is that the letter after 'n' is 'o' and the first letter of the alphabet is 'a.' So when you have a city or country name that ends in 'o' and the name of a resident of that place ends in 'an' they equal the same total.
There's a bunch of them. Mexico-Mexican. San Francisco-San Franciscan. Ontario, Fresno, Colorado, Sarajevo, Morocco, Borneo, Puerto Rico and many more. It's not universal. The other two US members have Idahoans and Ohioans without dropping the 'o'. Africa ends in 'a' but they are Africans. So it's not as simple as 'o' being replaced to get to 'an'.
So I'm going back to my old standby synopsis of this. Let me get this right. These vastly powerful beings that orchestrated our language to connect Adam West's death, terrorist attacks, all sports games and so on to make these numbers be connected to each other, couldn't take the time to make sure that words to describe a resident of a place had different numerology than the place. In the most basic system. Yeah, that makes all kinds of fucking sense.
Are you a pole vaulter? No, I'm Sarajevo. Lazy, lazy NIPTUCKs.
Sunday, June 18, 2017
The Power Of Positive Thinking
I saw the proposed cover of this book. Complete with two glowing testimonials. On an unfinished, unpublished book.
Let's give him the benefit of the doubt and assume enough work has been completed and passed out as a dry run to see how it's going and these testimonials, not yet signed by who actually made the testimonial, are genuine.
The title makes the bold claim about how this is the numbers behind the words for the English language. Try as hard as you can to suggest that research still needs to be done on other languages and yet undiscovered ciphers to decode those it still runs into our friend the Nearly Infinitely Powered Though Utterly Confusing Knuckleheads. Why did the Niptucks allow more than one language. Different alphabets, including squiggly little shapes. What if some lost long deceased tribe in Bora Bora called the moon, "bixphlat" - did the NIPTUCKS decide to eliminate them because they named the moon wrong and didn't want any other confusion than what they already had planned for, say, Chinese?
So the power of positive thinking extends beyond the preemptive testimonials. You've already risked alienating part of your potential purchasers that don't use English at all. Or cleverly planned sequels. Yeah, that's it. In the meantime you can pacify them by reminding them they do use two digit numbers.
Let's give him the benefit of the doubt and assume enough work has been completed and passed out as a dry run to see how it's going and these testimonials, not yet signed by who actually made the testimonial, are genuine.
The title makes the bold claim about how this is the numbers behind the words for the English language. Try as hard as you can to suggest that research still needs to be done on other languages and yet undiscovered ciphers to decode those it still runs into our friend the Nearly Infinitely Powered Though Utterly Confusing Knuckleheads. Why did the Niptucks allow more than one language. Different alphabets, including squiggly little shapes. What if some lost long deceased tribe in Bora Bora called the moon, "bixphlat" - did the NIPTUCKS decide to eliminate them because they named the moon wrong and didn't want any other confusion than what they already had planned for, say, Chinese?
So the power of positive thinking extends beyond the preemptive testimonials. You've already risked alienating part of your potential purchasers that don't use English at all. Or cleverly planned sequels. Yeah, that's it. In the meantime you can pacify them by reminding them they do use two digit numbers.
Saturday, June 17, 2017
Nancy Drool And The Cult Of The Niptuck
Bobbi Bassett awoke with jerk, that jerk being Officer Mutt Onjeff from Scotland Backyard. She was in a straight jacket.
"Hmmm...kinky."
Officer Mutt said nothing directly to her, but instead picked up his IBone and after punching a few keys she heard him say, "Tell Nancy she's awake."
Groggily Bobbi surveyed the sparsely furnished room, the details of which, just like modern gematria's origins on how it only seems to apply to conspiracy theories, are not important.
Nancy arrived and provided minimal explanation exactly how Bobbi ended up here, just like how gematria only seems to apply to conspiracies is never explained. But in summation it amounts to this:
"Bobbi, we drugged you during deprogramming you from cult indoctrination. You were acting strangely, most notably how curiously unfazed you were about where your Aunt NimRhoda was after our last case. We are headed to Manilla to find her. Between our combined detective skills and your residual memories from time in the Cult we are going to find her."
Detective gear packed, travel Scrabble set included Nancy recapped son pertinent details about the Cult they might find useful.
The Cult of The Niptuck is a Pious Order, obsessed with finding every manner possible to misstate Pi in order to do shoddy gematria calculations. It is known that Elwrong Hubbard was leader of the cult for quite sometime, searching for the secret of immortality. Vague rumors of a living object called "The Big Lump Of Gematria" (Hubbard's B.L..O.G) have leaked, as well as the whereabouts of all those people that didn't actually die (supposedly). But, there's not much info about that. Gematria doesn't explain what really happened to the living or dead bodies, it only reports on what didn't happen.
Manilla, which doesn't really exist except when it makes the numbers work out to what you want them to be, was chosen as the site for their monastery, secret laboratory and fake account manufacturing complex. Shrouded in mystery and the stench of sloppy science it is near Manila, but not exactly. It's...close enough.
After the plane landed the detective pair hopped into a taxi and arrived at a parking lot outside a RoofMart.
Nancy proclaimed, "This is the starting point to finding the monastery. During your drug deprogramming we did gather from your hallucinations that tho haven of meaningless jobs is important. Lets have a look."
Bobbi chirped in, "It is convenient you worked my residual memories in as a plot device. We can avoid the hassle of going through the various meaningless jobs here. The soothsayer's boutique, the RoofMart greeter, the parking lot attendant. We can just jump right into where we need to go, just like gematria presents its conclusion as being obvious without any serious attention to any possible conclusion other than a conspiracy. It's the pizza delivery car."
"Of course, Bobbi! If you have nothing better to do than find meaningless, non-existent connections between numbers that's a perfect meaningless job to have!"
Bobbi said, "Yeah, there's that, but also the logo on the car that says, "I ❤ Pizza Pi."
Nancy agreed, "Right! Now let's follow him, if we can avoid being confused by his circular illogic."
They followed the van, past the wolverine petting zoo, past the lawyer's billboard - "Core Body Temperature messed up? I'm smart enough to help you. I have 37 degrees! Dial 33!, past the 15th parallel marker sign (since Manila is not exactly on the 15th parallel), past the billboard that simply said THE, past numerous other false flags, and then past them all several times more, which is not surprising since there are only so many two digit numbers.
Finally, their destination appeared. The pizza car pulled up outside "Holly Jablonowski's Fake Account Factory". Surrounded by a moat.
Bobbi mentioned how this, too was familiar. But she didn't remember how to cross the moat. "It looks like we'll need a boat of some kind. But there's none around!?"
"Aha, that's where you are wrong!". Nancy had pieced it together. "That bus over there is numbered 49. Bus and sub, as in submarine have the same letters. 227 is the 49th prime, and that makes that bus the bridge between 227 and 49. Bobbi, we're taking the bus."
When the driver opened the door he told them, "Exact change only, Two-Fiddy!"
Bobbi whined, "But I only gave two dollars and twenty seven cents!"
"Close enough"
The factory was deserted. Don't ask why. This is gematria and by now you should be fully aware that nothing needs to make any sense. Bobbi used her newly acquired superhuman residual memory plot device to lead them to Holly's office.
Nancy reminded Bobbi, "This is still a mystery story. We should be able to find a hidden staircase leading to the underground monastery. There we'll find Hubbard's B.L.O.G. and your Aunt. We just need to find that staircase."
"Hmpff..whdyousfay?"
Bobbi had a chewy dog toy. She was busy gnawing away at it. Her superhuman residual memory had gravitated to it.
Nancy pondered, "Hmmm, what do we know about chewy dog toys? Well, at least this one must belong to Holly. And I recall mention that the cult had manufactured four accounts to post on Hubbard's B.L.O.G. the day after he proclaimed he was vacationing to finish his Die and Edicts book. Chewy Dog Toy was one of those accounts. So this is the key. Holly Jablonowski is 203 as is Artificial Intelligence in simple gematria. So, let's go to Holly's computer on the desk.".
The computer was password protected. Something very secure no doubt. Something 8-14 characters including numbers and symbols. Nancy fiddled around trying to force the chew toy into various USB ports, typing in various numbers that related to far better approximations of Pi, Manila's area code, she shrugged and thoroughly frustrated, was on the verge of giving up.
<Beep>
Bobbi had typed in the one word that nobody would ever do gematria on. THE. They were in. Bobbi then typed in OPEN SECRET DOOR. A panel revealing a hidden staircase. A lone figure stood at the front of the door.
"Hey Sooth Tweakers! Hack here! Welcome back. I'm the Curator of this museum that lies beyond. I won't give you any information on why I'm helping you. I'm merely a plot device to speed things up, remind you how repetitive Hubbard's BLOG is, that lots of innocuous things like CURATOR also equal 33 in a reduction method that don't instantly mean "false flag" and belabor the point that precious little in gematria makes any real sense. I can't give you the final answer, but another stairway to the dungeon and Hubbard's BLOG are beyond that.
Bobbi's superhuman residual memory and Nancy's detective work were up to the task. They found the terrorist weapons on display in the museum. 314 is 157 x 2. 2 is the only even prime number. To find Manilla you know that its not exactly on the 15th parallel. 3.14 is 15.7 divided by two. 15 is close enough. There was an AR-15 rifle on display in the museum. The door was obvious, they blasted it open with the gun. Aunt NimRhoda was freed. The BLOG wanted to die, or at least go on a nice vacation to get relief from its meaningless existence. But it couldn't. Because it was immortal since it had no true name. The monks had engineered it to be immortal since the manner of your death is only related to your name. The monastery was burned down and Bobbi, Nancy, Auntie Nim flew home and played a lot of Scrabble.
"Hmmm...kinky."
Officer Mutt said nothing directly to her, but instead picked up his IBone and after punching a few keys she heard him say, "Tell Nancy she's awake."
Groggily Bobbi surveyed the sparsely furnished room, the details of which, just like modern gematria's origins on how it only seems to apply to conspiracy theories, are not important.
Nancy arrived and provided minimal explanation exactly how Bobbi ended up here, just like how gematria only seems to apply to conspiracies is never explained. But in summation it amounts to this:
"Bobbi, we drugged you during deprogramming you from cult indoctrination. You were acting strangely, most notably how curiously unfazed you were about where your Aunt NimRhoda was after our last case. We are headed to Manilla to find her. Between our combined detective skills and your residual memories from time in the Cult we are going to find her."
Detective gear packed, travel Scrabble set included Nancy recapped son pertinent details about the Cult they might find useful.
The Cult of The Niptuck is a Pious Order, obsessed with finding every manner possible to misstate Pi in order to do shoddy gematria calculations. It is known that Elwrong Hubbard was leader of the cult for quite sometime, searching for the secret of immortality. Vague rumors of a living object called "The Big Lump Of Gematria" (Hubbard's B.L..O.G) have leaked, as well as the whereabouts of all those people that didn't actually die (supposedly). But, there's not much info about that. Gematria doesn't explain what really happened to the living or dead bodies, it only reports on what didn't happen.
Manilla, which doesn't really exist except when it makes the numbers work out to what you want them to be, was chosen as the site for their monastery, secret laboratory and fake account manufacturing complex. Shrouded in mystery and the stench of sloppy science it is near Manila, but not exactly. It's...close enough.
After the plane landed the detective pair hopped into a taxi and arrived at a parking lot outside a RoofMart.
Nancy proclaimed, "This is the starting point to finding the monastery. During your drug deprogramming we did gather from your hallucinations that tho haven of meaningless jobs is important. Lets have a look."
Bobbi chirped in, "It is convenient you worked my residual memories in as a plot device. We can avoid the hassle of going through the various meaningless jobs here. The soothsayer's boutique, the RoofMart greeter, the parking lot attendant. We can just jump right into where we need to go, just like gematria presents its conclusion as being obvious without any serious attention to any possible conclusion other than a conspiracy. It's the pizza delivery car."
"Of course, Bobbi! If you have nothing better to do than find meaningless, non-existent connections between numbers that's a perfect meaningless job to have!"
Bobbi said, "Yeah, there's that, but also the logo on the car that says, "I ❤ Pizza Pi."
Nancy agreed, "Right! Now let's follow him, if we can avoid being confused by his circular illogic."
They followed the van, past the wolverine petting zoo, past the lawyer's billboard - "Core Body Temperature messed up? I'm smart enough to help you. I have 37 degrees! Dial 33!, past the 15th parallel marker sign (since Manila is not exactly on the 15th parallel), past the billboard that simply said THE, past numerous other false flags, and then past them all several times more, which is not surprising since there are only so many two digit numbers.
Finally, their destination appeared. The pizza car pulled up outside "Holly Jablonowski's Fake Account Factory". Surrounded by a moat.
Bobbi mentioned how this, too was familiar. But she didn't remember how to cross the moat. "It looks like we'll need a boat of some kind. But there's none around!?"
"Aha, that's where you are wrong!". Nancy had pieced it together. "That bus over there is numbered 49. Bus and sub, as in submarine have the same letters. 227 is the 49th prime, and that makes that bus the bridge between 227 and 49. Bobbi, we're taking the bus."
When the driver opened the door he told them, "Exact change only, Two-Fiddy!"
Bobbi whined, "But I only gave two dollars and twenty seven cents!"
"Close enough"
The factory was deserted. Don't ask why. This is gematria and by now you should be fully aware that nothing needs to make any sense. Bobbi used her newly acquired superhuman residual memory plot device to lead them to Holly's office.
Nancy reminded Bobbi, "This is still a mystery story. We should be able to find a hidden staircase leading to the underground monastery. There we'll find Hubbard's B.L.O.G. and your Aunt. We just need to find that staircase."
"Hmpff..whdyousfay?"
Bobbi had a chewy dog toy. She was busy gnawing away at it. Her superhuman residual memory had gravitated to it.
Nancy pondered, "Hmmm, what do we know about chewy dog toys? Well, at least this one must belong to Holly. And I recall mention that the cult had manufactured four accounts to post on Hubbard's B.L.O.G. the day after he proclaimed he was vacationing to finish his Die and Edicts book. Chewy Dog Toy was one of those accounts. So this is the key. Holly Jablonowski is 203 as is Artificial Intelligence in simple gematria. So, let's go to Holly's computer on the desk.".
The computer was password protected. Something very secure no doubt. Something 8-14 characters including numbers and symbols. Nancy fiddled around trying to force the chew toy into various USB ports, typing in various numbers that related to far better approximations of Pi, Manila's area code, she shrugged and thoroughly frustrated, was on the verge of giving up.
<Beep>
Bobbi had typed in the one word that nobody would ever do gematria on. THE. They were in. Bobbi then typed in OPEN SECRET DOOR. A panel revealing a hidden staircase. A lone figure stood at the front of the door.
"Hey Sooth Tweakers! Hack here! Welcome back. I'm the Curator of this museum that lies beyond. I won't give you any information on why I'm helping you. I'm merely a plot device to speed things up, remind you how repetitive Hubbard's BLOG is, that lots of innocuous things like CURATOR also equal 33 in a reduction method that don't instantly mean "false flag" and belabor the point that precious little in gematria makes any real sense. I can't give you the final answer, but another stairway to the dungeon and Hubbard's BLOG are beyond that.
Bobbi's superhuman residual memory and Nancy's detective work were up to the task. They found the terrorist weapons on display in the museum. 314 is 157 x 2. 2 is the only even prime number. To find Manilla you know that its not exactly on the 15th parallel. 3.14 is 15.7 divided by two. 15 is close enough. There was an AR-15 rifle on display in the museum. The door was obvious, they blasted it open with the gun. Aunt NimRhoda was freed. The BLOG wanted to die, or at least go on a nice vacation to get relief from its meaningless existence. But it couldn't. Because it was immortal since it had no true name. The monks had engineered it to be immortal since the manner of your death is only related to your name. The monastery was burned down and Bobbi, Nancy, Auntie Nim flew home and played a lot of Scrabble.
Explanation Of Some Key Elements of Nancy Drool/Niptucks
I'm not going to claim that this is great work. But it has several themes I want to defend in advance.
To begin with. I have a theme. I have something to say. Gematria blogs and videos do, too. But its the same God awful thing every single time. Over and over and over. All you need to do is just check the news headlines and sure enough every single tragedy is a conspiracy. Just insert a couple if bullshit two digit numbers manufactured to force the narrative. If I posted this every day nobody would ever read it.
Gematria is bullshit without any shred of credibility to it.
So, at least I try to break up the tedium. Inject a little humor. Take direct stabs on some of the more egregious errors and minimalize the basics, the biggest offenders probably being the two digit numbers, the multiple systems to get different numbers from the chosen database of words and how those are mathematically /linguistically related. It's not easy to say something different when the source material is so limited. That's the reason the last part is so rushed. Just get to the point. Show me your two digit numbers and if I want to believe it just nod my head and say how cool it is in the comments. Personally I don't see how anyone can get excited by the constant repetition. A computer program could be used to generate a blog post. Copy and paste the text. Drop down menus for adding in what group is the perpetrator of the hoax, add in lists for common two digit numbers.
The bit about the fake accounts was new, probably worth a post of its on. And this relates to being threatened with a book again. I want these people to know that someone is out there paying to attention. Noticing little things that don't make sense. The day after we have a video proclaiming concentration on book writing people are still commenting on it. Funny thing about YouTube comments, if you catch them soon enough it lets you know how many minutes have elapsed since posted. Chewy Dog Toy and several others deemed fit to have a conversation - a day after the video was posted. All of them with no videos on their channel. Couple of them with subscribers to their inactive channel. Friends would more likely use a messenger service or email exchange. Highly suspicious. My best guess is that someone is busy doing things other than writing a book. Oh, by the way, I have a screen shot of the conversation. Edit or delete away if you want.
I have several running jokes I use. Some repetition is ok. But I also spiced the story up with a couple of new jabs (the pizza delivery and Curator) I won't explain. Those that need to know do understand.
The broader topic of how gematria has degenerated into its current form and inability to address how it came to be will be a separate post. For now let's leave it at my frivolous story proving that I have dedicated significant energy to the subject and intend to do so.
But one or two posts a day is enough.
To begin with. I have a theme. I have something to say. Gematria blogs and videos do, too. But its the same God awful thing every single time. Over and over and over. All you need to do is just check the news headlines and sure enough every single tragedy is a conspiracy. Just insert a couple if bullshit two digit numbers manufactured to force the narrative. If I posted this every day nobody would ever read it.
Gematria is bullshit without any shred of credibility to it.
So, at least I try to break up the tedium. Inject a little humor. Take direct stabs on some of the more egregious errors and minimalize the basics, the biggest offenders probably being the two digit numbers, the multiple systems to get different numbers from the chosen database of words and how those are mathematically /linguistically related. It's not easy to say something different when the source material is so limited. That's the reason the last part is so rushed. Just get to the point. Show me your two digit numbers and if I want to believe it just nod my head and say how cool it is in the comments. Personally I don't see how anyone can get excited by the constant repetition. A computer program could be used to generate a blog post. Copy and paste the text. Drop down menus for adding in what group is the perpetrator of the hoax, add in lists for common two digit numbers.
The bit about the fake accounts was new, probably worth a post of its on. And this relates to being threatened with a book again. I want these people to know that someone is out there paying to attention. Noticing little things that don't make sense. The day after we have a video proclaiming concentration on book writing people are still commenting on it. Funny thing about YouTube comments, if you catch them soon enough it lets you know how many minutes have elapsed since posted. Chewy Dog Toy and several others deemed fit to have a conversation - a day after the video was posted. All of them with no videos on their channel. Couple of them with subscribers to their inactive channel. Friends would more likely use a messenger service or email exchange. Highly suspicious. My best guess is that someone is busy doing things other than writing a book. Oh, by the way, I have a screen shot of the conversation. Edit or delete away if you want.
I have several running jokes I use. Some repetition is ok. But I also spiced the story up with a couple of new jabs (the pizza delivery and Curator) I won't explain. Those that need to know do understand.
The broader topic of how gematria has degenerated into its current form and inability to address how it came to be will be a separate post. For now let's leave it at my frivolous story proving that I have dedicated significant energy to the subject and intend to do so.
But one or two posts a day is enough.
Thursday, June 15, 2017
Update On Hubbard's Book
He's taking time off from blogging and videos to finish it.
Searching for an angle on what to post here....
Doubt of intention to actually make a book. Nah, did that already. Difficulties on making a book even if serious about it. Getting proofreaders, publisher/self-published, marketing...Nah. Too boring.
Well, sarcasm works for me.
Your devoted readers have been warned that you will be absent. I can cover for you. This is the daily blog post:
The news event was a hoax. The Jews, Freemasons, police and/or media are involved and the two digit numbers are the proof.
That's probably the entire book.
Now, for gosh sake get son semblance of credibility back and produce SOMETHING tangible instead of more excuses for not finishing the book.
Oh and in case your proofreader is Filipino, the city name is Manila. They might miss that.
Update: Well, he did make it 5 hours and 45 minutes before another blog post went up. I guess he's using the old gematria rule- 10 days, almost six hours. Ah, close enough.
Searching for an angle on what to post here....
Doubt of intention to actually make a book. Nah, did that already. Difficulties on making a book even if serious about it. Getting proofreaders, publisher/self-published, marketing...Nah. Too boring.
Well, sarcasm works for me.
Your devoted readers have been warned that you will be absent. I can cover for you. This is the daily blog post:
The news event was a hoax. The Jews, Freemasons, police and/or media are involved and the two digit numbers are the proof.
That's probably the entire book.
Now, for gosh sake get son semblance of credibility back and produce SOMETHING tangible instead of more excuses for not finishing the book.
Oh and in case your proofreader is Filipino, the city name is Manila. They might miss that.
Update: Well, he did make it 5 hours and 45 minutes before another blog post went up. I guess he's using the old gematria rule- 10 days, almost six hours. Ah, close enough.
Wednesday, June 14, 2017
THE Meaning Of It All
Technical not a mistake as far as the numerology goes. Nor a mistake in context; this is from a nickname that is well accepted. But the manner in which I found it emphasizes how conceptually some aspects of gematria have not been terribly well thought out.
I started a project of counting the number of different ways that some other number was changed into 33. This is a numerology favorite. It's probably the go to number for proclaiming whatever is going on I actually a conspiracy.
Primarily, the numerology of the phrase FALSE FLAG includes 33. More common terminology like HOAX or FAKE NEWS does not. Although the numerology report mentions the other terminology, the emphasis is on FALSE FLAG since that's what the target value is.
Right off the bat, conceptual problem #1 is that this clearly is a case of what I call PhraseShopping. It's like PhotoShopping a picture. Doctoring it to give support to a different (and universally incorrect) point of view. Which directly leads to conceptual problems 2 and 3.
Problem #2 is that since there's a large supply of different words available to choose from you are bound to find something that means the exact opposite of the phrase you have chosen. Indeed, with 33 that is the case. GENUINE also equals 33. Ask yourself if you told which sounds least awkward, genuine story or false flag story? It's at least a tie. I suspect out of a random sampling of unbiased people that genuine would come out on top of that poll.
Problem #3 is the choice of settling for the phrase false flag. In addition to the simple case of it being 33 like you want it to be, it's simple math on what is available to report on. With an average letter value of 12-13 in a non-reduction system there aren't a whole lot of words that are useful. Naturally FALSE FLAG and GENUINE are both in reduction methods.
I found two different three letter words reported on in researching about 8 random 33 related posts in the Free to Find Truth blog. PHI in regards to an athlete's tattoo and the Golden Ratio. Yea! Not a false flag for a change!
The other word that equaled 33 in a non-reduction method....well. That was not very well thought out. Like I said, not a total blunder. It does equal 33. But it should be one of those words that you ignore because it doesn't have any significant message to convey by itself. It's the word THE.
June 12th reporting on Lebron "The King" James dunk. Split into THE and KING. Separately, not THE KING. Talk about PhraseShopping! Are you so desperate to find every meaningless coincidence that it's fit to report on the magic connection between 33 points scored, not uncommon for a star basketball player, and the single most common word in the English language? Does this mean that every time the word THE is mentioned it could mean that it's a false flag?
A chapter in Hubbard's upcoming book about some guidelines on exactly how these issues are to be handled would be interesting. From a comic standpoint. Remember, the vague nearly infinitely powered entities have coded numbers into our language. If THE is important for one dunk, it's important everytime it's used.
I started a project of counting the number of different ways that some other number was changed into 33. This is a numerology favorite. It's probably the go to number for proclaiming whatever is going on I actually a conspiracy.
Primarily, the numerology of the phrase FALSE FLAG includes 33. More common terminology like HOAX or FAKE NEWS does not. Although the numerology report mentions the other terminology, the emphasis is on FALSE FLAG since that's what the target value is.
Right off the bat, conceptual problem #1 is that this clearly is a case of what I call PhraseShopping. It's like PhotoShopping a picture. Doctoring it to give support to a different (and universally incorrect) point of view. Which directly leads to conceptual problems 2 and 3.
Problem #2 is that since there's a large supply of different words available to choose from you are bound to find something that means the exact opposite of the phrase you have chosen. Indeed, with 33 that is the case. GENUINE also equals 33. Ask yourself if you told which sounds least awkward, genuine story or false flag story? It's at least a tie. I suspect out of a random sampling of unbiased people that genuine would come out on top of that poll.
Problem #3 is the choice of settling for the phrase false flag. In addition to the simple case of it being 33 like you want it to be, it's simple math on what is available to report on. With an average letter value of 12-13 in a non-reduction system there aren't a whole lot of words that are useful. Naturally FALSE FLAG and GENUINE are both in reduction methods.
I found two different three letter words reported on in researching about 8 random 33 related posts in the Free to Find Truth blog. PHI in regards to an athlete's tattoo and the Golden Ratio. Yea! Not a false flag for a change!
The other word that equaled 33 in a non-reduction method....well. That was not very well thought out. Like I said, not a total blunder. It does equal 33. But it should be one of those words that you ignore because it doesn't have any significant message to convey by itself. It's the word THE.
June 12th reporting on Lebron "The King" James dunk. Split into THE and KING. Separately, not THE KING. Talk about PhraseShopping! Are you so desperate to find every meaningless coincidence that it's fit to report on the magic connection between 33 points scored, not uncommon for a star basketball player, and the single most common word in the English language? Does this mean that every time the word THE is mentioned it could mean that it's a false flag?
A chapter in Hubbard's upcoming book about some guidelines on exactly how these issues are to be handled would be interesting. From a comic standpoint. Remember, the vague nearly infinitely powered entities have coded numbers into our language. If THE is important for one dunk, it's important everytime it's used.
Additional Notes To Jenna Coleman Is The Antichrist Game
In the Fillipino misspelllling method of gematria Jenna Ll. Colleman =668 in the Satanic cipher. This is further solid proof of the validity of the core phrase. Reduce by two, one for each extra l, and you get 666.
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It's been brought to our attention that the 'good' celebrity version = 666 doesn't make sense. The gut reaction from our staff was mostly along the lines of, "And what does make sense in gematria?". However, after two hours of naked jello wrestling a compromise was reached. The official target value for the good celebrity portion is 653. The simple ordinal value of, "Donald Trump is a really nice guy and certainly not the Antichrist."
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The game can be applied to virtually all aspects of life. Last night my dog killed a groundhog in the backyard. Really. I'm not making that up. I came up with the following:
Jenna Coleman's dog sacrifices groundhogs for the glory of Lucifer, a lord.
Style points may be lost for the final part, but it does =666 by addition of the word, "a".
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It's been brought to our attention that the 'good' celebrity version = 666 doesn't make sense. The gut reaction from our staff was mostly along the lines of, "And what does make sense in gematria?". However, after two hours of naked jello wrestling a compromise was reached. The official target value for the good celebrity portion is 653. The simple ordinal value of, "Donald Trump is a really nice guy and certainly not the Antichrist."
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The game can be applied to virtually all aspects of life. Last night my dog killed a groundhog in the backyard. Really. I'm not making that up. I came up with the following:
Jenna Coleman's dog sacrifices groundhogs for the glory of Lucifer, a lord.
Style points may be lost for the final part, but it does =666 by addition of the word, "a".
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How To Stop Global Warming With Gematria
First of all. Just stop. Please just stop with the Pi madness. Just because a rapper mentions Pi is 314 doesn't justify it. But in the meantime, at least Lamar's lyric wasn't something like"send you to heaven, because Pi us 22 divided by 7".
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I was going to save this for the June awards, but even with half a month left I can't see anything topping the misspelling of Manila.
Mere days after I mention problems with quoting GPS location Phoenix Arizona is now synched with 33 because it's ON the 33rd parallel.
No.
It's.
Not.
No. Stop it. Stop the insanity. For Jenna's sake would somebody just get nukes into the hands of North Korea and ISIS and just end this sorry ass planet and this generation of poorly educated dingbats that have nothing better to do than find the most mundane coincidences and manufacture a nonexistent meaning out of it.
I think I have it figured out, so I'll try to understand how tho came to be.
The background narrative includes how the 33rd state, Oregon and Phoenix being ON the 33rd parallel has significance. The GPS coordinate for Phoenix is 33 degrees, 27 minutes. That's minutes, not 33.27. I would argue that 33.27 isn't close enough. But minutes, just like on a clock, are based out of 60 per degree. So that puts it as a decimal at 33.45. Which is almost as far away as being exactly on a parallel as you can get.
So let's just drop half a degree Celsius off the temperature in Phoenix. It's way too fucking hot in Arizona. That should go a long way towards starting to cool down the entire planet.
Or even easier just get a rapper to sing about how global temperature is absolutely perfect everywhere at all times and then it MUST be true.
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I was going to save this for the June awards, but even with half a month left I can't see anything topping the misspelling of Manila.
Mere days after I mention problems with quoting GPS location Phoenix Arizona is now synched with 33 because it's ON the 33rd parallel.
No.
It's.
Not.
No. Stop it. Stop the insanity. For Jenna's sake would somebody just get nukes into the hands of North Korea and ISIS and just end this sorry ass planet and this generation of poorly educated dingbats that have nothing better to do than find the most mundane coincidences and manufacture a nonexistent meaning out of it.
I think I have it figured out, so I'll try to understand how tho came to be.
The background narrative includes how the 33rd state, Oregon and Phoenix being ON the 33rd parallel has significance. The GPS coordinate for Phoenix is 33 degrees, 27 minutes. That's minutes, not 33.27. I would argue that 33.27 isn't close enough. But minutes, just like on a clock, are based out of 60 per degree. So that puts it as a decimal at 33.45. Which is almost as far away as being exactly on a parallel as you can get.
So let's just drop half a degree Celsius off the temperature in Phoenix. It's way too fucking hot in Arizona. That should go a long way towards starting to cool down the entire planet.
Or even easier just get a rapper to sing about how global temperature is absolutely perfect everywhere at all times and then it MUST be true.
Tuesday, June 13, 2017
How To Predict A Sports Championship Winner With Gematria
https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/New_gematria
Update 11/2/2018:
At this point the pattern is fairly obvious. Disillusioned newcomers simply give up and go away. Then a new crop of easily fooled sheep show up and don’t realize they are being scammed. Currently FTFM has been pushing to Patreon subscriptions and just today we’ve been told,”No more picks here. Now you have to subscribe on Patreon.”
Case in point, Look at Jedd’s comment:
https://web.archive.org/web/20181102050506/http://freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2018/11/update-nfl-weekly-picks-will-no-long-be.html?m=1
Not quite accurate. It’s not “most games” that are double coded. Virtually every game is double coded. Everything in gematria is shoehorned in with numbers pro, con or completely unrelated to the topic. And as with any scam system, it just doesn’t work.
If you’re in deep enough to pay even a modest amount you are a bit late to be reading this. The way to save yourself the embarrassment is to simply not get involved in the first place. The brilliance of forcing people to use Patreon is that even though it’s taxable income (let those that want to try and cheat on their taxes by not declaring it deal with that) it, like PayPal donations, is considered a gift or tip. So trying to get your money back is not going to happen. If you do want to vent just because the principal of the issue irritates you, then you could try filling out a complaint of Internet fraud here:
https://www.ic3.gov/default.aspx
Which might(but probably won’t) actually get you some attention if you lost thousands of dollars and enough people report it. But a $5 a month Patreon subscription is a waste of their time. After the first update below the only thing you need to know is two key points listed in my original 2017 post:
1). Actual results picking between two teams is about 50%. Slightly higher because of the cop out of relying heavily on picking the favorites. Anyone can do that with gematriduh.
2). If the presenter of this magical information could actually do what he claims he would simply be raking in the big bucks by doing it instead of charging people for making picks that anyone with a decent knowledge of sports could make on their own. There’s always a narrative for both teams.
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Update 5/28/2018:
If you want a great example of a gathering of chuckle monkeys pretending they can make predictions with gematria you can look at the comments in any of the “discussion” threads at the Fee to Find Misinformation blog or the fairly new created blog, http://dddecodings.blogspot.com/?m=1.
It’s all there. Waiting until after the game is over. Matching up the gematria with the favorites before the game and hoping it works out. Predicting both teams, an ever popular classic ploy. The “they changed the script because I was getting too close to the truth” defense for being wrong.
Here’s the original material from last year:
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If you've stumbled on this looking for an edge on picking the next MLB champion, you are certainly in the wrong spot. Gematria doesn't work that way.
Because it doesn't work at all.
I don't remember the comedian who said this. I thought it was George Carlin, but apparently not. It's a variation of the theme if, "If something sounds too good to be true, it probably is."
Did you realize that self-help book you bought was written by someone else?
Countless people have pointed this out to people that rely on quackery for predicting sports winners, but although it's ignored it is always true. If this guy could really predict sports winners in whatever manner claimed, why doesn't he simply do that?
So following the commentary during the NBA finals I've seen the pattern repeated enough to provide insight. Not how you can do it, but how they did it. Notice the word 'did' is in place of do. Reporting in hindsight. Combinations of these go hand in hand.
#1). Wait until game 7 or the Super Bowl. You have a 50-50 shot.
#2). If you must make predictions before the final game, make more than one. Including whether it will take 4,5,6 or 7 games. Bury these amidst a dizzying array of information. Some patsies are bound not to notice all or any of the contradictory remarks.
#3). Better yet, especially with Gematria, be vague. You can always find bogus numbers 'hinting' for either team. Word it something like, "This seems to suggest the XXXXX will win, however don't forget that this points to YYYYY.".
#4). Gematria is tailor made to give you an 'out' if you are wrong. So there is some safety in upgrading from the vagueness of #3.
#5). When in doubt, go with the favorite.
#6). Sports fanship is competitive. Confuse the contradictory material you have provided by attacking someone who got it wrong. After the champion has been crowned. Because:
#7). You are bound to pick something right somewhere along the way. People are more apt to forget your shortcomings if you harp on the successes.
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Now more specific to Gematria, the readers are focused on the current championship. So the numbers are focused on current data, not the past. But there is history that is used to support current predication. Stupid shit like, thus and such number is the area code for this team or GEORGIA =44. (News flash, Georgia has been Georgia for a long time. If it meant anything, why this year?). Which completely disregards that the team in question might not have even made it to the championship in prior years. But now it 'magically' means something.
Get prepared to be assaulted by historical tributes. Three years ago one team lost a playoff game by scoring the same # of points they scored last night. There are so many sports numbers you can't help but find something fairly recent.
And of course, the ultimate ammunition in a numbers related system. Keep it to two digits as much as possible.
Yep, NBA championship went pretty much as I predicted. I predicted that nobody would use gematria to predict something exact and meaningful. I would have settled for the exact score of the clinching game. The team's stars stats would be a nice bonus. But people who promote gematria are the reason nobody has won James Randi's million dollar challenge.
Update 11/2/2018:
At this point the pattern is fairly obvious. Disillusioned newcomers simply give up and go away. Then a new crop of easily fooled sheep show up and don’t realize they are being scammed. Currently FTFM has been pushing to Patreon subscriptions and just today we’ve been told,”No more picks here. Now you have to subscribe on Patreon.”
Case in point, Look at Jedd’s comment:
https://web.archive.org/web/20181102050506/http://freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2018/11/update-nfl-weekly-picks-will-no-long-be.html?m=1
If you’re in deep enough to pay even a modest amount you are a bit late to be reading this. The way to save yourself the embarrassment is to simply not get involved in the first place. The brilliance of forcing people to use Patreon is that even though it’s taxable income (let those that want to try and cheat on their taxes by not declaring it deal with that) it, like PayPal donations, is considered a gift or tip. So trying to get your money back is not going to happen. If you do want to vent just because the principal of the issue irritates you, then you could try filling out a complaint of Internet fraud here:
https://www.ic3.gov/default.aspx
Which might(but probably won’t) actually get you some attention if you lost thousands of dollars and enough people report it. But a $5 a month Patreon subscription is a waste of their time. After the first update below the only thing you need to know is two key points listed in my original 2017 post:
1). Actual results picking between two teams is about 50%. Slightly higher because of the cop out of relying heavily on picking the favorites. Anyone can do that with gematriduh.
2). If the presenter of this magical information could actually do what he claims he would simply be raking in the big bucks by doing it instead of charging people for making picks that anyone with a decent knowledge of sports could make on their own. There’s always a narrative for both teams.
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Update 5/28/2018:
If you want a great example of a gathering of chuckle monkeys pretending they can make predictions with gematria you can look at the comments in any of the “discussion” threads at the Fee to Find Misinformation blog or the fairly new created blog, http://dddecodings.blogspot.com/?m=1.
It’s all there. Waiting until after the game is over. Matching up the gematria with the favorites before the game and hoping it works out. Predicting both teams, an ever popular classic ploy. The “they changed the script because I was getting too close to the truth” defense for being wrong.
Here’s the original material from last year:
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If you've stumbled on this looking for an edge on picking the next MLB champion, you are certainly in the wrong spot. Gematria doesn't work that way.
Because it doesn't work at all.
I don't remember the comedian who said this. I thought it was George Carlin, but apparently not. It's a variation of the theme if, "If something sounds too good to be true, it probably is."
Did you realize that self-help book you bought was written by someone else?
Countless people have pointed this out to people that rely on quackery for predicting sports winners, but although it's ignored it is always true. If this guy could really predict sports winners in whatever manner claimed, why doesn't he simply do that?
So following the commentary during the NBA finals I've seen the pattern repeated enough to provide insight. Not how you can do it, but how they did it. Notice the word 'did' is in place of do. Reporting in hindsight. Combinations of these go hand in hand.
#1). Wait until game 7 or the Super Bowl. You have a 50-50 shot.
#2). If you must make predictions before the final game, make more than one. Including whether it will take 4,5,6 or 7 games. Bury these amidst a dizzying array of information. Some patsies are bound not to notice all or any of the contradictory remarks.
#3). Better yet, especially with Gematria, be vague. You can always find bogus numbers 'hinting' for either team. Word it something like, "This seems to suggest the XXXXX will win, however don't forget that this points to YYYYY.".
#4). Gematria is tailor made to give you an 'out' if you are wrong. So there is some safety in upgrading from the vagueness of #3.
#5). When in doubt, go with the favorite.
#6). Sports fanship is competitive. Confuse the contradictory material you have provided by attacking someone who got it wrong. After the champion has been crowned. Because:
#7). You are bound to pick something right somewhere along the way. People are more apt to forget your shortcomings if you harp on the successes.
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Now more specific to Gematria, the readers are focused on the current championship. So the numbers are focused on current data, not the past. But there is history that is used to support current predication. Stupid shit like, thus and such number is the area code for this team or GEORGIA =44. (News flash, Georgia has been Georgia for a long time. If it meant anything, why this year?). Which completely disregards that the team in question might not have even made it to the championship in prior years. But now it 'magically' means something.
Get prepared to be assaulted by historical tributes. Three years ago one team lost a playoff game by scoring the same # of points they scored last night. There are so many sports numbers you can't help but find something fairly recent.
And of course, the ultimate ammunition in a numbers related system. Keep it to two digits as much as possible.
Yep, NBA championship went pretty much as I predicted. I predicted that nobody would use gematria to predict something exact and meaningful. I would have settled for the exact score of the clinching game. The team's stars stats would be a nice bonus. But people who promote gematria are the reason nobody has won James Randi's million dollar challenge.
Monday, June 12, 2017
Perfect Score on Jenna Coleman Is The Antichrist Game
Devil Spawn Jenna Louise Coleman is the Antichrist = 666 in reverse ordinal.
Introducing The Fillipino Expansion Method Of Gematria
You got that right. I said Fillipino, not Filipino.
I see it in the blog post title. I see it in the video title. I go through comments and I see the same mistake. I already knew where this was headed and I confirmed it in the text of the blog post.
Hubbard ran the magic numbers on:
The Thrilla In Manilla.
Manilla with two ls. Like it was the name of a cookie, the Manilla Wafer. Girl Scouts have killed over this kind of cookie mistake. Peter Falk. Telllly Savallas and his llollllipops as Kojak. Yep. All the Girl Scouts.
When I recently busted on Gematrix for finding hundreds of searches for 'marshmellows' and seeing the also often misspelling 'dalmations' I consoled myself knowing that these are common mistakes. I've been waiting for Dan to find another alligator (alllligator?) attack to remind us of the boy that was 'ate' by an alligator (allligator?, split the difference and just add one l?) and run numbers on that. Didn't really expect this from Hubbard.
Words and numbers are figuratively, if not literally (figurativelly?, literalllly?) your bread and butter. Whether consciously just trying to slip it through so it impacted the bottom line numbers you owe it as a self proclaimed expert to get it right. You even linked the Wikipedia page to the Ali/Frazier fight, The Thrilla in Manilla.
What's more exasperating to me is the comments. Several of these people hanging on your every word spelled Manilla right. And nobody pointed out the addition of the extra l.
So, I think the explanation for this goes something along these lines:
While planning for the future the mighty Niptucks realized they needed to do something in regards to the plans for the Japanese language. Specifically the stereotypical interchange of 'l' and 'r' sounds. They would need to do gematria on, "Rook! It's Godzirra! Lun!"
So they cleated the Imperiarist Japanese blanch the Nippontucks (who would eventuarry become prastic sulgeons, but that's anothel stoly)
Just like movies that find an excuse for non-English speakers to magically learn English they dropped the interchange after the joke had run its course, and they planned the invasion of the Philippines. The long term goal was to have a receptacle for missing ls so the cosmic balance would be maintained. Most notably llamas which seem to have an extra l but are pronounced like they don't have any.
Just like every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings, every time a llama dies a Filipino city gets rye extra l. But only when it makes the numbers work right for the conspiracy. They did try rigging the Baguio City chess championship but were saving money on magnets...didn't want to waste them on magnetic travel chess sets because of the greater need to use them to rig basketball hoops. And Baguio didn't have any ls, so Manila was the obvious first choice.
So the next time you open a manila folder and find a divider in it to make a partition, you can be pretty sure a llama died somewhere. It's an obvious Fillipemason ritual using llamas instead of goats being sacrificed to Cthullu.
I see it in the blog post title. I see it in the video title. I go through comments and I see the same mistake. I already knew where this was headed and I confirmed it in the text of the blog post.
Hubbard ran the magic numbers on:
The Thrilla In Manilla.
Manilla with two ls. Like it was the name of a cookie, the Manilla Wafer. Girl Scouts have killed over this kind of cookie mistake. Peter Falk. Telllly Savallas and his llollllipops as Kojak. Yep. All the Girl Scouts.
When I recently busted on Gematrix for finding hundreds of searches for 'marshmellows' and seeing the also often misspelling 'dalmations' I consoled myself knowing that these are common mistakes. I've been waiting for Dan to find another alligator (alllligator?) attack to remind us of the boy that was 'ate' by an alligator (allligator?, split the difference and just add one l?) and run numbers on that. Didn't really expect this from Hubbard.
Words and numbers are figuratively, if not literally (figurativelly?, literalllly?) your bread and butter. Whether consciously just trying to slip it through so it impacted the bottom line numbers you owe it as a self proclaimed expert to get it right. You even linked the Wikipedia page to the Ali/Frazier fight, The Thrilla in Manilla.
What's more exasperating to me is the comments. Several of these people hanging on your every word spelled Manilla right. And nobody pointed out the addition of the extra l.
So, I think the explanation for this goes something along these lines:
While planning for the future the mighty Niptucks realized they needed to do something in regards to the plans for the Japanese language. Specifically the stereotypical interchange of 'l' and 'r' sounds. They would need to do gematria on, "Rook! It's Godzirra! Lun!"
So they cleated the Imperiarist Japanese blanch the Nippontucks (who would eventuarry become prastic sulgeons, but that's anothel stoly)
Just like movies that find an excuse for non-English speakers to magically learn English they dropped the interchange after the joke had run its course, and they planned the invasion of the Philippines. The long term goal was to have a receptacle for missing ls so the cosmic balance would be maintained. Most notably llamas which seem to have an extra l but are pronounced like they don't have any.
Just like every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings, every time a llama dies a Filipino city gets rye extra l. But only when it makes the numbers work right for the conspiracy. They did try rigging the Baguio City chess championship but were saving money on magnets...didn't want to waste them on magnetic travel chess sets because of the greater need to use them to rig basketball hoops. And Baguio didn't have any ls, so Manila was the obvious first choice.
So the next time you open a manila folder and find a divider in it to make a partition, you can be pretty sure a llama died somewhere. It's an obvious Fillipemason ritual using llamas instead of goats being sacrificed to Cthullu.
Sunday, June 11, 2017
Jenna Coleman Is The AntiChrist Party Game
This is sure to be a big hit on college campuses (i.e. will work well with copious amounts of alcohol consumption). There are some details to work out, but there's plenty of time before the deluxe autographed box set arrives on store shelves and the mobile version is available in the app store.
The game combines most of the key aspects of Gematria. Things do not need to make sense other than a few recommended guidelines. There aren't any real hard and fast rules and scoring will be subjective based on peer review of your output. There's a chance for some creative bigotry, misquoted science, awkward PhraseShopping and of course insane conspiracy theories.
You'll need at least four people, which shouldn't be a problem since Gematria is sooooooo fucking cool. Everyone should have a laptop or smartphone with access to the Gematrinator basic calculator*. You should have access to a random person to identify topics; it works better if you don't tell them why you are asking them the questions. You'll want a timing device like an egg timer. And alcohol if you so desire.
The random person, or Patsy, is to pick one living non-sports celebrity generally deemed to be a nice person, one generally acknowledged bad person, one recently deceased celebrity, one non-sports current event and two relatively uncommon countries.
The classic game begins with the good celebrity, which is how the game first evolved. As a starting point begin with the phase, "Jenna Coleman is the AntiChrist.". Substitute the Patsy picked good celebrity and the goal is to change the phrase to total as close as possible to 666 in any of the various numbering systems. This is an example of antiphrasis. It's like the group of friends calling the fat friend, Tiny. You don't really believe Jenna, or the random celebrity, is the Antichrist. But in the time honored tradition of Gematria forcing things to match the script, you can. The "bad" celebrity works the same way. And provides an out to avoid potential legal issues as the popularity of the game goes viral. No, Mr. Trump. We were playing you as the "good" celebrity. <snicker>
In the spirit of PhraseShopping to force the total all reasonable evil words can be used. Various demon names or commonly used lords of the underworld or even mythical evil creatures can be substituted for AntiChrist. Cthulu, Satan, Hades, succubus, etc.... Evil adjectives should score creative points during judging. Foul, vile, dark, etc....
Everyone gets two minutes to PhraseShop and create a phrase regarding whoever is the AntiChrist. If nobody creates a phrase exactly equal to 666 there's an additional five minutes to use the time honored Gematria rules of "close enough". That is, in addition to 669 being close enough, consideration should be given to any triple digit combination or as many 6's as possible. It all comes down to the judges decision if there is no 666. Everyone will judge the other players for creativity and grammar.
Proper grammar should count. Let the judges decide. Actual demonic forces should count. A phrase such as, "Jenna Coleman actually be da Donald Trump guy in disguised." should not win over something more direct.
Save the results for later in the game.
After the good and bad celebrity rounds we have the two conspiracy rounds. This is where the sports celebrity, dead celebrity and countries come into play.
You'll need to generate random target totals. The deluxe boxed set will include a set of cards and/or dice, as well as a timer (to help justify the planned cost of $29.85). In the meantime go around the room and create a phrase that in the time honored tradition of Gematria doesn't need to make any real sense. Think of it like a Mad Lib, but it's really just to get numbers to work with. You might end up with something like, Schwarzenegger liked purple because it kills sunny nights with wolverines.
That's your target numbers. Everyone gets ten minutes to create as many phrases as possible to synch up the target number with the conspiracy. Remember, celebrities never die the way the are reported to have by the media.
Anything goes. If you want to claim Adam West was killed by Girl Scouts to sell avocado flavored cookies, go for it. In the time honored tradition of Gematria this is about quantity of matches, not quality. But no simply switching one or two words, the phrases should stand alone. If the number of matches produced ends close the judging will decide. Common conspiracy phrases like "fake" should score. Bizarre rituals are a must and anything to do with freemasonry, illuminati and the like is fair game. However, bigotry is to be limited to the countries picked by the Patsy. Valid racial slurs are made by the first syllable if the country followed by -o, -is, -man or -woman or the last syllable by -y, it's, ian or -ingo. No common slurs allowed unless I've missed some that accidentally are created in this manner. Sporting events are always rigged, so that phrasing should score in the judging. At the minimum the sports celebrity is used to determine which sport is rigged for the game. Matches on his name and well known facts count.
The final round is in honor of large totals in the Gematrix database. For a target total you can have the Patsy pick a three digit number. The phrase should be a mixture of words that mostly make sense together but include some strange elements that show up. The final phrase should include, any material from earlier rounds, text messaging style tricks like B4 for before, nonsensical science references not necessarily mentioned in previous rounds and overblown biblical type verbiage such as art, thou, whilst, and so on. So you might end up with, "Jenna Coleman, although I C thy form is comely your protons belie your murder of LeBron James."
Don't laugh this off. I can picture a water cooler conversation on Monday going like this:
Keith: Hey Ashley, I won at Jenna Coleman us the Antichrist on Saturday. I made up how you killed Erin Moran with your vacuous dialogue.
Ashley: Keith, your so hot. Gematria is so cool. I want to rip your clothes off and make violent love to you right now.
All kidding aside, if this game existed when I was in college, I would play it.
* If there are any ownership issues I can recreate the spreadsheet as I know all the basic numbering systems.
The game combines most of the key aspects of Gematria. Things do not need to make sense other than a few recommended guidelines. There aren't any real hard and fast rules and scoring will be subjective based on peer review of your output. There's a chance for some creative bigotry, misquoted science, awkward PhraseShopping and of course insane conspiracy theories.
You'll need at least four people, which shouldn't be a problem since Gematria is sooooooo fucking cool. Everyone should have a laptop or smartphone with access to the Gematrinator basic calculator*. You should have access to a random person to identify topics; it works better if you don't tell them why you are asking them the questions. You'll want a timing device like an egg timer. And alcohol if you so desire.
The random person, or Patsy, is to pick one living non-sports celebrity generally deemed to be a nice person, one generally acknowledged bad person, one recently deceased celebrity, one non-sports current event and two relatively uncommon countries.
The classic game begins with the good celebrity, which is how the game first evolved. As a starting point begin with the phase, "Jenna Coleman is the AntiChrist.". Substitute the Patsy picked good celebrity and the goal is to change the phrase to total as close as possible to 666 in any of the various numbering systems. This is an example of antiphrasis. It's like the group of friends calling the fat friend, Tiny. You don't really believe Jenna, or the random celebrity, is the Antichrist. But in the time honored tradition of Gematria forcing things to match the script, you can. The "bad" celebrity works the same way. And provides an out to avoid potential legal issues as the popularity of the game goes viral. No, Mr. Trump. We were playing you as the "good" celebrity. <snicker>
In the spirit of PhraseShopping to force the total all reasonable evil words can be used. Various demon names or commonly used lords of the underworld or even mythical evil creatures can be substituted for AntiChrist. Cthulu, Satan, Hades, succubus, etc.... Evil adjectives should score creative points during judging. Foul, vile, dark, etc....
Everyone gets two minutes to PhraseShop and create a phrase regarding whoever is the AntiChrist. If nobody creates a phrase exactly equal to 666 there's an additional five minutes to use the time honored Gematria rules of "close enough". That is, in addition to 669 being close enough, consideration should be given to any triple digit combination or as many 6's as possible. It all comes down to the judges decision if there is no 666. Everyone will judge the other players for creativity and grammar.
Proper grammar should count. Let the judges decide. Actual demonic forces should count. A phrase such as, "Jenna Coleman actually be da Donald Trump guy in disguised." should not win over something more direct.
Save the results for later in the game.
After the good and bad celebrity rounds we have the two conspiracy rounds. This is where the sports celebrity, dead celebrity and countries come into play.
You'll need to generate random target totals. The deluxe boxed set will include a set of cards and/or dice, as well as a timer (to help justify the planned cost of $29.85). In the meantime go around the room and create a phrase that in the time honored tradition of Gematria doesn't need to make any real sense. Think of it like a Mad Lib, but it's really just to get numbers to work with. You might end up with something like, Schwarzenegger liked purple because it kills sunny nights with wolverines.
That's your target numbers. Everyone gets ten minutes to create as many phrases as possible to synch up the target number with the conspiracy. Remember, celebrities never die the way the are reported to have by the media.
Anything goes. If you want to claim Adam West was killed by Girl Scouts to sell avocado flavored cookies, go for it. In the time honored tradition of Gematria this is about quantity of matches, not quality. But no simply switching one or two words, the phrases should stand alone. If the number of matches produced ends close the judging will decide. Common conspiracy phrases like "fake" should score. Bizarre rituals are a must and anything to do with freemasonry, illuminati and the like is fair game. However, bigotry is to be limited to the countries picked by the Patsy. Valid racial slurs are made by the first syllable if the country followed by -o, -is, -man or -woman or the last syllable by -y, it's, ian or -ingo. No common slurs allowed unless I've missed some that accidentally are created in this manner. Sporting events are always rigged, so that phrasing should score in the judging. At the minimum the sports celebrity is used to determine which sport is rigged for the game. Matches on his name and well known facts count.
The final round is in honor of large totals in the Gematrix database. For a target total you can have the Patsy pick a three digit number. The phrase should be a mixture of words that mostly make sense together but include some strange elements that show up. The final phrase should include, any material from earlier rounds, text messaging style tricks like B4 for before, nonsensical science references not necessarily mentioned in previous rounds and overblown biblical type verbiage such as art, thou, whilst, and so on. So you might end up with, "Jenna Coleman, although I C thy form is comely your protons belie your murder of LeBron James."
Don't laugh this off. I can picture a water cooler conversation on Monday going like this:
Keith: Hey Ashley, I won at Jenna Coleman us the Antichrist on Saturday. I made up how you killed Erin Moran with your vacuous dialogue.
Ashley: Keith, your so hot. Gematria is so cool. I want to rip your clothes off and make violent love to you right now.
All kidding aside, if this game existed when I was in college, I would play it.
* If there are any ownership issues I can recreate the spreadsheet as I know all the basic numbering systems.
Saturday, June 10, 2017
I'll Give Your Argument Some Latitude, But...
Not too much.
Another often thrown out sciency statistic is map locations - degrees latitude and longitude are readily available across the Net. This is a dangerous game to be, well, positioning yourself in.
Let's say you get the bright idea to report that what happened in Oakland has gematria of 122, which is one of its GPS coordinates.
Yes. I'll grant you that. Expressed as decimal instead of with minutes and seconds any reasonable mathematician would round down and call it 122 degrees.
Very few places can claim to be exactly on a meridian line. Oakland is the same. So right away we're shaving things down to a two or three digit number. How convenient. And as the parallels extend in the four compass directions what cities that are not Oakland did the NIPTUCKs decide to ignore.
The other parallel is even worse. More than one state, the borders of some states are defined by the 37th parallel. Which appears to be important. XXX state is the XX number state to join the US and has that same number. Yep...they do that all the time. And the gematria powers that be really screwed you over with the degrees and minutes there. As a decimal Oakland is located at 37.8. Round up? Shave the .8? Use either and risk objection to either..because Stephen Curry is not going to bail you out by scoring exactly 37.8 points in a game?
And as a side note, what do you do about Kansas City? It's kind of in two different states. Is this the location of the NIPTUCK retirement home, gematria asylum and misfit toys that don't have a specific state to be in?
Naturally when this is quoted in the audio of a YouTube production it is.."xxx is ON..." when you can betcha it's really just an arbitrary "close enough".
The list of science blunders is not limited to just what I've mentioned so far. I have others to discuss in the book and good material for my next Nancy Drool story.
Another often thrown out sciency statistic is map locations - degrees latitude and longitude are readily available across the Net. This is a dangerous game to be, well, positioning yourself in.
Let's say you get the bright idea to report that what happened in Oakland has gematria of 122, which is one of its GPS coordinates.
Yes. I'll grant you that. Expressed as decimal instead of with minutes and seconds any reasonable mathematician would round down and call it 122 degrees.
Very few places can claim to be exactly on a meridian line. Oakland is the same. So right away we're shaving things down to a two or three digit number. How convenient. And as the parallels extend in the four compass directions what cities that are not Oakland did the NIPTUCKs decide to ignore.
The other parallel is even worse. More than one state, the borders of some states are defined by the 37th parallel. Which appears to be important. XXX state is the XX number state to join the US and has that same number. Yep...they do that all the time. And the gematria powers that be really screwed you over with the degrees and minutes there. As a decimal Oakland is located at 37.8. Round up? Shave the .8? Use either and risk objection to either..because Stephen Curry is not going to bail you out by scoring exactly 37.8 points in a game?
And as a side note, what do you do about Kansas City? It's kind of in two different states. Is this the location of the NIPTUCK retirement home, gematria asylum and misfit toys that don't have a specific state to be in?
Naturally when this is quoted in the audio of a YouTube production it is.."xxx is ON..." when you can betcha it's really just an arbitrary "close enough".
The list of science blunders is not limited to just what I've mentioned so far. I have others to discuss in the book and good material for my next Nancy Drool story.
Friday, June 9, 2017
Jenna Coleman Was The Antichrist...For A Bit
I enjoy poking around on Gematrix.org and gematriacalculator.com as part of my global inspection of what is going on in the Gematriverse. An interesting feature of both sites is that phrases that have been searched the most of make it into a listing if the top searches. I've done this before. It isn't completely bogus and provides a nice bit if comic relief from the doom and gloom of the other gematria sites.
The intent is that John Smith gets curious about what other things match up with John Smith and finds out all kinds of curious things that synch up with his life. Maybe he loves wolverines and is hoping to see that as he types in personalized info he gets validation when his street name matches up with Wolverine Packs and sees that hundreds of other searches match Wolverine Packs.
Small values work well. Most of the searched phrases make sense. Lotsa biblical references, political leader names, words and short phrases that a normal person would look for.
Put in a large search phrase, or in Gematrix you can simply put in the target value and things totally break down in regards to validity of the searched phrases. People must slam a bottle of Nyquil before getting on the sites.
I picked a long phrase for gematriacalculator .
"Jenna Coleman is the Antichrist, but what a fine looking Antichrist she is"=683 in simple.
Since the bottom of the most searched phrases is in the teens for # of searches within minutes I had her as the Antichrist at #2 most searched. However, this morning she's gone.
Who is deciding what remains on the top most searched list? They have some really low standards.
The neutrons are the electromagnetic frequencies that determine of life.
That equals 683 and is still in the top list. Neutrons are hardly frequencies and "determine of life?"- this grammar has made it to the top searched list? And forget about proper spelling. If a word can be misspelled it will be. Marshmellow. Dalmation. Marylynn Monroe. While these show up in long phrases the individual words do not in the lists. What if poor John Smith's wolverine likes marshmallows?
Cheating a game may be funny but not for those who do not know about it.
That exact phrase is high on the lists of both sites.
Is it because I picked a name? You don't want the list polluted by people loading up bogus things. If I was out to get revenge on someone I can think of a lot more useful ways than to post an unflattering phrase on a Gematria site. And there are other names that show up on these lists.
What is up with this 2C nonsense. Hundreds of searches where the phrase is obviously meant to convey that this communicates "to see". Yet hundreds of searches substituting 2C instead show up. On the gematrix 683 list there are no less than seven phrases with 2C.
North Korea be threatening Oman.
Yeah, fuck you Oman! It's about time they took down your decadent imperialistic lifestyle! Watch out Borneo, you're next!
1123 Jewish- Satan is not a teddy bear. DAMN STRAIGHT! We've already established Satan is Jenna Coleman.
821- Henry Albert Charles David Windsor bound at thirty three for a thousand years. Holy shit, that's 250 years for each first name! No wonder he wanted to be called just 'Hank'.
Check out 947 on gematrix. A phrase begins "There's two ways to use gematrix...". No, there ARE two ways. This has been searched 167 times.
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Despite my comment about this being a bit of comic relief there is some value into busting on gematria as a whole. The constant awkward phrasing, misspellings, needless repetition of words all make it look like a form of PhraseShopping to force the database to be filled with something for every value.
The intent is that John Smith gets curious about what other things match up with John Smith and finds out all kinds of curious things that synch up with his life. Maybe he loves wolverines and is hoping to see that as he types in personalized info he gets validation when his street name matches up with Wolverine Packs and sees that hundreds of other searches match Wolverine Packs.
Small values work well. Most of the searched phrases make sense. Lotsa biblical references, political leader names, words and short phrases that a normal person would look for.
Put in a large search phrase, or in Gematrix you can simply put in the target value and things totally break down in regards to validity of the searched phrases. People must slam a bottle of Nyquil before getting on the sites.
I picked a long phrase for gematriacalculator .
"Jenna Coleman is the Antichrist, but what a fine looking Antichrist she is"=683 in simple.
Since the bottom of the most searched phrases is in the teens for # of searches within minutes I had her as the Antichrist at #2 most searched. However, this morning she's gone.
Who is deciding what remains on the top most searched list? They have some really low standards.
The neutrons are the electromagnetic frequencies that determine of life.
That equals 683 and is still in the top list. Neutrons are hardly frequencies and "determine of life?"- this grammar has made it to the top searched list? And forget about proper spelling. If a word can be misspelled it will be. Marshmellow. Dalmation. Marylynn Monroe. While these show up in long phrases the individual words do not in the lists. What if poor John Smith's wolverine likes marshmallows?
Cheating a game may be funny but not for those who do not know about it.
That exact phrase is high on the lists of both sites.
Is it because I picked a name? You don't want the list polluted by people loading up bogus things. If I was out to get revenge on someone I can think of a lot more useful ways than to post an unflattering phrase on a Gematria site. And there are other names that show up on these lists.
What is up with this 2C nonsense. Hundreds of searches where the phrase is obviously meant to convey that this communicates "to see". Yet hundreds of searches substituting 2C instead show up. On the gematrix 683 list there are no less than seven phrases with 2C.
North Korea be threatening Oman.
Yeah, fuck you Oman! It's about time they took down your decadent imperialistic lifestyle! Watch out Borneo, you're next!
1123 Jewish- Satan is not a teddy bear. DAMN STRAIGHT! We've already established Satan is Jenna Coleman.
821- Henry Albert Charles David Windsor bound at thirty three for a thousand years. Holy shit, that's 250 years for each first name! No wonder he wanted to be called just 'Hank'.
Check out 947 on gematrix. A phrase begins "There's two ways to use gematrix...". No, there ARE two ways. This has been searched 167 times.
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Despite my comment about this being a bit of comic relief there is some value into busting on gematria as a whole. The constant awkward phrasing, misspellings, needless repetition of words all make it look like a form of PhraseShopping to force the database to be filled with something for every value.
Thursday, June 8, 2017
Reverse Ordinal Gematria Debunked With Grammar
Why Reverse Ordinal? Because when we first saw this appear early this year they have been beating it to death claiming greater number matching. More numbers to play with. More matches. Duh. Since the values of individual letters are reversed a word now has a different value that, of course, you aren't required to use, but MAY use or ignore as you deem fit. It's easy to dismiss words of matching value that gave no meaningful connection. But now I have another numbering system to search for antonyms.
How the process works:
This is going to be long and involved. And yes, there is math. Also, in preparation for my upcoming book on debunking the pseudoscience of Gematria this will be an entire chapter. My usual mocking, sarcasm and potty mouth will be curbed.
Some argument can be made on whether some words are true antonym pairs. But many are very plain. Before Reverse Ordinal OPEN and CLOSED did not match. Now you can "synch" them with the two different systems. They both equal 58. The thought that some mysterious elite group of people or vague cosmic entity would allow direct contradictions be "synched" in our vocabulary is ludicrous. They are simply words.
In addition to just trial and error searches for matches there is another way. There are certain prefixes that negate the root word, as well as adding the word NOT in a phrase. That is true /That is not true. The gematria has changed by addition of one word. The meaning is a direct contradiction. But it has no chance at all of changing a phrase from a given value in ordinal to the same value in reverse ordinal.
Let's start with a prefix that does work and why. UN. There is no doubt that GROUP/UNGROUP and WOUND/UNWOUND are direct antonyms and they do have the same gematria, one in reverse and one in the regular system. This will always be the case when the root word, like GROUP, has an odd number of letters and addition of UN negates it by adding an even number of letters. In Simple numbering UN is 35 and in Reverse it's 19. A difference of 16. The root word GROUP has a Simple value of 77, 19 larger than the reverse value of 58. 19+16=35, the total value of the additional UN. This holds true for any root number value of 77 with 5 letters. It also works for other values of 77 +/- 27. Each pair of letters adds 27 to the new UN word. Again, the thought that vague powerful forces have coded such contradictions in to our language is ludicrous.
Why an odd number of letters in the root word? Because if you add a pair letters you end up with an even multiple of 27 when you sum reverse and simple values together. There's no way for reverse to "catch up" to the spread between the two systems. The prefix needs to be an even number of letters. The book will go into more detail, that's enough about UN for now.
NOT does not work because of the odd number of letters. The only time it does match is when simple and reverse already equal each other, which means a root word of an even number of letters.
But grammatically there are other ways to change the meaning of a phrase that mathematically produce the same gematria values. AND vs. OR can work mathematically as long as you have the right number of letters and proper value for the root words. These tend to be awkward sounding unless you use people's names. Xxxx and Yyyyy vs. Xxxx or Yyyyy. Not a contradiction but certainly convey a different meaning. More details and actual examples will be in the book.
But with verb tenses I have an even greater example of using math and achieving the same result as the addition if a prefix.
Stan is interesting. Or maybe he isn't. Because Stan WAS interesting has the same value. If you are going to change the verb tense to alter the phrase this was you have to have the right verb total value and the noun, Stan, is palindromic equaling 54 in both simple and reverse. Then the mathematical difference in the values of IS and WAS takes care of the rest of the contradiction. Other verbs this works with are following, authoring and flowing.
Now what about past tense of plural nouns? And this is aimed at those who would try to be critical of me being critical. This is important to objectively analyze the entire idea of Gematria.
When dealing with a plural noun, grammatically the present tense is ARE. Past tense is WERE. They are interesting. They were interesting...both have the same value in reverse! Any verb. Any plural noun. This always works because the values of ARE and WERE are both 57 in reverse.
Concerned parent of kidnapped children: What about my children?
Kidnapper: They were alive.
Parents: Sob, boo hoo hoo.
Perfectly reasonable phrasing. They are/were something has undoubtedly appeared in news articles somewhere and is even worthy of a headline.
The odds that some force has guided our language to the point that such a simple variation in phrasing totally changes the meaning is preposterous.
How the process works:
This is going to be long and involved. And yes, there is math. Also, in preparation for my upcoming book on debunking the pseudoscience of Gematria this will be an entire chapter. My usual mocking, sarcasm and potty mouth will be curbed.
Some argument can be made on whether some words are true antonym pairs. But many are very plain. Before Reverse Ordinal OPEN and CLOSED did not match. Now you can "synch" them with the two different systems. They both equal 58. The thought that some mysterious elite group of people or vague cosmic entity would allow direct contradictions be "synched" in our vocabulary is ludicrous. They are simply words.
In addition to just trial and error searches for matches there is another way. There are certain prefixes that negate the root word, as well as adding the word NOT in a phrase. That is true /That is not true. The gematria has changed by addition of one word. The meaning is a direct contradiction. But it has no chance at all of changing a phrase from a given value in ordinal to the same value in reverse ordinal.
Let's start with a prefix that does work and why. UN. There is no doubt that GROUP/UNGROUP and WOUND/UNWOUND are direct antonyms and they do have the same gematria, one in reverse and one in the regular system. This will always be the case when the root word, like GROUP, has an odd number of letters and addition of UN negates it by adding an even number of letters. In Simple numbering UN is 35 and in Reverse it's 19. A difference of 16. The root word GROUP has a Simple value of 77, 19 larger than the reverse value of 58. 19+16=35, the total value of the additional UN. This holds true for any root number value of 77 with 5 letters. It also works for other values of 77 +/- 27. Each pair of letters adds 27 to the new UN word. Again, the thought that vague powerful forces have coded such contradictions in to our language is ludicrous.
Why an odd number of letters in the root word? Because if you add a pair letters you end up with an even multiple of 27 when you sum reverse and simple values together. There's no way for reverse to "catch up" to the spread between the two systems. The prefix needs to be an even number of letters. The book will go into more detail, that's enough about UN for now.
NOT does not work because of the odd number of letters. The only time it does match is when simple and reverse already equal each other, which means a root word of an even number of letters.
But grammatically there are other ways to change the meaning of a phrase that mathematically produce the same gematria values. AND vs. OR can work mathematically as long as you have the right number of letters and proper value for the root words. These tend to be awkward sounding unless you use people's names. Xxxx and Yyyyy vs. Xxxx or Yyyyy. Not a contradiction but certainly convey a different meaning. More details and actual examples will be in the book.
But with verb tenses I have an even greater example of using math and achieving the same result as the addition if a prefix.
Stan is interesting. Or maybe he isn't. Because Stan WAS interesting has the same value. If you are going to change the verb tense to alter the phrase this was you have to have the right verb total value and the noun, Stan, is palindromic equaling 54 in both simple and reverse. Then the mathematical difference in the values of IS and WAS takes care of the rest of the contradiction. Other verbs this works with are following, authoring and flowing.
Now what about past tense of plural nouns? And this is aimed at those who would try to be critical of me being critical. This is important to objectively analyze the entire idea of Gematria.
When dealing with a plural noun, grammatically the present tense is ARE. Past tense is WERE. They are interesting. They were interesting...both have the same value in reverse! Any verb. Any plural noun. This always works because the values of ARE and WERE are both 57 in reverse.
Concerned parent of kidnapped children: What about my children?
Kidnapper: They were alive.
Parents: Sob, boo hoo hoo.
Perfectly reasonable phrasing. They are/were something has undoubtedly appeared in news articles somewhere and is even worthy of a headline.
The odds that some force has guided our language to the point that such a simple variation in phrasing totally changes the meaning is preposterous.
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