Stop Calling Us Weird

The trolls are out in force for the meme wars.  And the chosen battleground is literally weird.

There’s an enormous backlog of MAGA weirdness dating back to Trump’s first campaign, so eight plus years of material to with.  And the internet doesn’t forget.

Technically Make America Great Again dates back to the Reagan era.  (Surprising to some maybe, I voted for Ronnie.)  Now that was an actual landslide, during a time of economic stagflation people rallied together and as a nation compromised their way into being more unified than we are accustomed to now.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Make_America_Great_Again

Also technically it was  Let’s Make America Great Again. Also, also technically it wasn’t even original then.  But for purposes of a comparison we’ll start there.

Arguing about economics and politics will always be fashionable.  My own personal vote was influenced by going along with the crowd (Asch’s conformity experiment again.)  But 525-13 is hard to deny that as a democracy the result was the right decision at the time.  We can argue about Trickle Down Economics being terrible and leading us down the road to destruction, etc….  But there’s a couple of key differences to why we have a flawed democracy now instead of a democratic democracy.

First of all, we didn’t get the sense of, “Vote for my guy or I’m crazy enough to take my gun to the convenience store and shoot at you.” that we have now.  More importantly, the overall disregard for actual evidence.  If you have the privilege of embracing scientific principles, and don’t instantly take an originalist interpretation of the Constitution you realize that more information is available now.  More evidence is in.  And if your hypothesis is wrong, you take the L and move on.

Amidst the barrage of anti MAGA don’t call us weird memes is gematria.

Yes, gematria is weird.  And stupid.  And became weaponized for political purposes.  If you are starting off your space alien cult with the story of Xenu it’s going to turn off a lot of potential members right away.  Ease them into it; some call it brainwashing.  Then talk about overthrowing the government after losing your reelection bid later as they’ve been eased along the gradient to build up to that point.

If gematria was just weird and stupid it would be fine.  Your own private dwindling bank account from getting scammed on shitty sports picks is of no concern to those around you, unless maybe it explodes into a life of crime to try and supplement your income to make up for prior bad decisions.  If gematria gets turned into January 6th style violence, the most undemocratic act imaginable, without being called out for it then we have the old adage, “All that evil needs to prevail is for good men to do nothing.”

If you find the need to go enjoy some fun memes poking at the weirdness I remind you that I’m not some lone anti gematria voice randomly taking potshots by myself.  There are people smarter than me who invested a lot of effort in communicating the dangerous aspects of conspiracy theories and blind faith towards lack of real evidence.  You will see some meme type posts as they too need to blow off steam and touch some grass every now and then.  But for as long as Twixter remains available here are some solid accounts to check out:

@Qorigins

@QuacksAnonymous

@2022_Karma

@PokerPolitics

@StephinDOUBT

@BrentLeeSDCIC

Some of those are “ex-conspiracy theorists” with first hand knowledge of what it’s like to be drawn in - and then escape.

These people are resources for explaining just with their past content alone for explaining how meme quality not really evidence but pretends to be evidence can balloon from just being weird into dangerous and counterproductive ideas.

When Words Fail You

Make up some numbers.  Specifically make a poll.  And nothing like elections brings out fake numbers like meaningless polls.

When someone establishes themselves as a gematria expert, which is genuinely not anything to brag about, there is an unjustified aura of being an expert about all things number related.  Surely there is some actual gematria done on some poll numbers.  This poll shows that Bill Blotz has a 56% favorable rating.  Look at that 56!  But primarily it’s just throwing numbers around for advertisement that you’re a (fake) number expert.

An inordinate amount of time is spent on the creation and dissemination of fake election polls.  Right of the bat, there are polls that the numbers are 100% made up.  Unsourced and anecdotal only.  But there’s a chance to throw in a 📊 or 📈 and turn it into a meme.  This makes it more appealing to the cursory observer who isn’t educated, intellectually capable and open minded enough to digest what’s going on with important stuff like whether women appreciate being dictated on how their reproductive health is viewed by the right wing.  Somehow the poll on that one says six people with three dissenting Supreme Court votes means 100% of women don’t want abortions as an option.

This morning, a relatively minor conspiracy hoax account displayed two of the red flags of being a deeply unserious account.  One was dismissal of a pro liberal poll result, being called fake news immediately with the typical Republican projection tactic of accusing the other side of doing wrong what you are actually doing wrong.  And then quoting an obvious fake poll.  A poll that Trump showed as leading 67%-30 some % over Harris in a swing state.  Usually, the fake polls don’t make it that blatantly unrealistic.

That red flag is the hypocrisy that pervades the modern U.S. Republican Party, where there is a constant push to continue to repeat that “the other guys” are doing what they are actually doing.  (E.g. the disastrous withdrawal of the Afghanistan withdrawal that was a deliberate mess left behind to blame on Biden.)  If they want to have an actual favorable poll, often the only choice is to try to sneak in fake polls just long enough to convince the not intellectually capable crowd of being convinced their confirmation bias is correct.  And since we just mentioned the Asch experiment, continued conformity with a wrong answer is somehow a good thing.  The quality of my arguments is logically void of meaningful information, here, have a lovely 📊.

There is a shortcut, the other red flag.  Specifically, that account had a VACCINATION=666 gematria post.  Meme quality manufactured and thoroughly fake evidence.  Gematria operating in the world it operates in best - conspiracy theory light so children can pretend that they are worthy of being involved in adult conversations.  An account that operates as an Alex Jones style wholesale club of disinformation where everyone else that posted anything negative about the left.  An account that bragged about how having your parents teach you UFOs don’t exist is silly when without irony or satire has Alex explain that inter dimensional aliens are here NOW.  With no word on why they’re doing gematria.

As soon as you see the word GEMATRIA in a context of positive belief in the results you are completely safe in the conclusion that the source is a deeply unserious one.  Any poll that account puts out, it is completely safe to assume is completely bogus or at least fudged in some way like being a poll taken only by attendees of a recent Trump rally.  Gematria, conspiracy theory light.  A statement that on the surface that your (fake) skill with numbers qualifies your opinion on issues as being important while it masks you are still a child that would prefer to steal from your little brother’s piggy bank before getting a real job.  You gotta support that attention addiction somehow.  Why not go on to the internet and confuse the election for a couple of hundred million adults.

The reason the fake polls are cropping up is clear.  A deeply unsatisfied with Biden populace has been invigorated by the drop out.  It was so sudden, the hypocritical right had no time to prepare for the seismic shift.  While the bigger names are dealing with some issues that are somewhat more serious, the allies in the online grifter community are doing what they do best.  Low level fake evidence like fake polls and gematria decodes.  What could have been a legitimate poll of Trump over Biden is now a ballgame again with an outcome in doubt.

Assorted Items

This is intended to add to or throw together miscellaneous thoughts not worthy of an entire post.

NPC Theory

The A Glitch in the Matrix documentary is really just talking about the extreme form of existentialism.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Existentialism

As usual for conspiracy theory talk it’s gussied up with catchy modern era Matrix computer talk to appeal to everyone that knows the hip lingo like “red pilled”.

Trump (Christianity 1)

In a speech Donald said, “I’m not a Christian.”  And the low level think tanks I follow lost their minds over it.  Instead of assessing whether it was a slip of the tongue or if it was fully intentional they do what good little conspiracy hoaxers do best.  Argue over whether he said “I’m a Christian” or “I’m not a Christian”.  The undoctored footage pretty clearly shows the “not” was thrown in there.  Originally the Qanon lore was Trump as a sort of secret agent that was going to drain the swamp of the evildoers without the Messiah part that’s popped up more and more over time.  Days later they will not let it go and comments are still doing petty squabbling among supposed friends.

Paris Olympics Opening Ceremony (Christianity 2)

At least the supposed friends agree on this.  The opening ceremony, likely intended to represent Dionysius and a pagan festival was misinterpreted as The Last Supper.  I say likely because there is a chance the creator of the ceremony had in mind sneaking in something offensive on purpose, like a gory horror movie pushing the limits on what they can get away with and still have a PG rating.  In any event, conservative right wing talking heads latched on to it, an apology was made and the stink is dying down.  It’s unlikely a bold, flashing neon sign messaging FEAST OF DIONYSIUS displayed at the start would have changed a thing.  If something can be misinterpreted, it will be misinterpreted.  Just look at gematria.

The Solomon Asch Conformity Experiment

Just like the Dunning Kruger experiments are repeatable, even within the murky science of psychology this now considered to be a classic experiment is repeatable.

https://www.simplypsychology.org/asch-conformity.html

More so than the other topics here this may get an entire post of its own in the near future.  Even when an obvious objective choice is available, people will buckle to peer pressure at an alarming rate.  Factor in wrong answers with an agenda and the lack of critical thinking skills in the target audience.  Wow.

The Sun God Ra

The head not being a bird is wrong, the weapon is wrong, the continent of origin is wrong.  Not any real big deal, but it just goes to show how facts and details  don’t matter to these people.

Get Ready for the Meme Wars

A quick recap of the U.S. Democratic Party recent events.  Joe Biden drops out, probably a good idea.  Kamala Harris takes over as nominee.  And in the enemy camp the Vice Presidential pick is made and the campaign shifts towards attacking his policies on abortion and…

Making jokes about sex with couches.  I could join in and reuse old material like “Sofa, so good”, and references to the Ottoman Empire.  I get the frustration and the desire to strike back with a Two Can Play That Game attitude.  Historically through Qanon and conspiracy hoaxes the gematria crowd has been heavily aligned with right wing extremism, which I’m against.  And their quality of evidence has always been gibberish.  OK, for short term being the fun uncle at the children’s table on Thanksgiving Day.  But the time to have adult conversations is pretty much here now.  So hopefully it’s just a passing phase.

Use of gematria in any form, even just sports decoding, forfeits your rights to sit at the adult table.  We know you’re not going to provide anything but gibberish.  We’ve seen the gibberish for a decade now.  Maybe you’re old school and you’re doing the overused Q talking points from 2016.  Maybe you’re looking ahead to and creating a BlueAnon narrative

  Gung ho democrats can be gullible, too.  Make up a new Antichrist number out of thin air with no historical reference point, throw in some anti Maga references.  And throw in some liberal “F**k Trump messages on Twixter.  You use gematria, so we know you don’t believe in real evidence.

Or maybe you just take a neutral wait and see path, no overt pro one side or the other, just weird:

Gotta give Dean some credit.  Most people when they post gibberish on the internet don’t actually post the word “blah” in their gematria decode.  Or blatantly repeat it to force the value to be the target number.  Count your lucky stars he’s not winding down the clock.  That would be I’M Winding Down the Clock.  And somewhere out there right now is somebody that wants to sit at the adult table that’s been influenced by a Qanon generated backlog of misinformation about various liberals being the Antichrist gibberish.

You don’t need to go all in and try to combat the cognitive biases immediately.  It would be fine to encourage your gematria user to state their case without the blah, blah, blah, blah.  Get them to a point where they can say something like this:

“Christian values are important to me, and I support xxxxxx since (s)he has done this and this and that and I don’t like xxxxx because (s)he has helped pass this law or blocked this legislation.”  Now wasn’t that easy?  Leaving the gematria and the memes out of it?  There’s also no overly aggressive scammer trying to get you to join their Patreon.  

And if you were paying attention to yesterday’s material, flip flopping the names in your defensible political stance above would yield the same gematria.  More proof of the gibberish.

Memes are easy, so easy a child can do them.  Jokes about sofas are easy and childish.  Use your sofa for watching the Thanksgiving Day football game instead of more arguing about who said, F You the best earlier that month.

Reasons For an Overly Long Livestream

I’m sticking with my common sense initial reaction to a livestream gematria presentation being way too long.  People simply do not have the patience to watch a three hour long video its entirety.  Especially one that recaps material that’s been covered before.  So I spent some time thinking more about it and what reasons there are.  What disadvantages and advantages does doing that do?

One of the first things to mention is that Zach and The Illusion are the only leader figure in the Zachosphere that consistently go on air way too long.  And Zach is so industrious that his wide assortment of videos have running times that cover a wide range of lengths.

People who’s Dunning Kruger effect blocks them from realizing what goes on miss the point of a lot of conspiracy hoaxer content.  The now so common question with what is to me a simple answer.  Why do people fall for this?  Because it’s a business.  Or at least a form of transfer of wealth as mostly scams aren’t considered real business.  The platforms used by internet grifters don’t care what the content is.  More views = more ads regardless of the quality of the ads.  (And right now the ad quality on gematria videos is all dubious other scammy content and political donation begging.  Which I suppose are the same.) 

Here’s some reasons to do an overly long livestream.  There’s overlap between the reasons I list.

Reason #1 

Even if it’s not a spiritual or religious oriented clique the format is a preacher delivering a sermon.  Whatever day it’s being delivered, there’s a set beginning time.  It will show as a scheduled UPCOMING time on YouTube.  Announcements are made on Twixter and other places, “Going live at 3pm”, or “Going live in an hour.”  So the people that want to play hooky from work or whatever can jump in instead of being involved in something less self destructive.

Reason #2a

Troll control.  People can and do post negative comments regularly on gematria videos.  And often they use the same account to pop in and make a pest control f themselves.  It’s faster and easier to have moderators stop them at the livestream level before the video gets turned over to what operates as just a regular YouTube video that wasn’t a livestream.  The longer a livestream goes on, the better chance that a troll will find out about it and pop in.  A longer video gives the appearance of being dedicated and a worth as a leader.

Reason #2b

Troll control.

The video can be set to Live chat replay only.  If the video didn’t get any significant trolling it’s not possible for any negative commentary to show up at all.  Once in the “ordinary video” mode newcomers who aren’t aware of the debunking of the scam don’t get any contrary info to maybe make them think twice about getting involved.  Deleting comments is a pain in the ass for these guys.  Sure, they work it to their advantage and claim that YouTube is doing it all the time, but a lot of times newcomers self generate a lot of good points.  Not actively trolling even, just wondering about something they find suspicious.  If these are buried within livestream comments than can just be ignored during the livestream.  You don’t want to answer why you’re talking about predictions when you wait until the event has occurred?  Don’t call on that student that raised their hand, lousy little troublemaker.  If they should get hold of your email or question you further you can gauge whether they are worth more time investment or if they’re too dangerous (not gullible enough) to waste time on.

Reason #3

People like to be recognized.  First of all, instead of a handshake and a quick hello at the start of the service, latecomers can be acknowledged throughout the sermon with a quick hello that doesn’t interrupt things too much.  A newbie that has announced, “Greetings from Arizona!” can have some Diamondbacks or desert heat climate change stuff thrown in to cater to their real life situation.  The Diamondbacks fan may never realize that the pump was being primed to start making Diamondbacks connections on their own, even though the numbers can apply to other teams that don’t make any sense.

Reason #4

$$.  The real life church passes the offering plate once in the middle.  Never miss a chance to collect when they come in late.  The longer a video goes on, the more talking there is about hitting the like button, sharing the video, sharing the secret knowledge, the better chance that someone will cough up something, even if it’s small.

Reason #5

Those pesky misinformation notifications.

Surprisingly, they don’t like these.  They milk these when they appear with the “proof I’m a dangerous badass” line of logical fallacy reasoning.  I’ll have to pay more attention, I think I’ve only seen it a few times on livestreams.  I don’t know, and I don’t think YouTube knows either, what kind of lag time there is between a conspiracy hoax video being uploaded or started to the time the warning message appears.  It does seem that a livestream avoids having it posted for newcomers to see real information.  Make hay while the sun shines.  Keep going as long as possible and just don’t worry about it after it’s in normal video mode instead of livestream mode.  I like to use these as an invitation to report the video for misinformation.  It may not have any real impact, but it feels good.

Every gematria video is an introduction to gematria, just in case there’s a new fish to real in.  It’s accepted that the presenter is busy with explaining the bad news of the day, and not have to take time out to start from scratch to answer, “what does B equal, again?”  If someone steps into the church an hour and a half late, there’s somebody there to handle this during the actual stream.  A livestream feels more important, more special than just another video to pick from.  It’s better to say you were at the concert than just buying the DVD replay.  Longer videos = better chance for engagement.  A better chance to steer the conversation to where the hoaxer and grifter can work their way into your mind and wallet.

NPC’s - Sheep Aren’t Real

Sheep and Sheeple are common enough terms that people familiar with the basics of conspiracy theories can identify with.  There’s another similar phrase that gets some significant press, NPC.  When I research NPC, I get hits that it’s derived from video game culture.  I don’t think so, it’s more accurate to say popularized by video game culture.  Its origin goes back to pre-internet role playing games, even more specifically the daddy of all RPG’s, Dungeons and Dragons.

The format of D&D is a group of people are player characters on some sort of mission.  And one person is not playing, the Dungeon Master.  His responsible is to create the setting the PC’s interact with.  Put in some monsters, traps & loot, the PC’s slog around and try to figure out how to achieve the Dungeon Master’s goal.  And not everything is meant to be fought, killed and looted.  Somebody has to run the shop where you get a new sword.  The stable boy knows where the cave is that the orcs use as a hideout, the farmer’s daughter is a distraction just to make it more real than the PC’s slogging by themselves.  These are all examples of D&D NPCs.  Then video game culture just took this to its naturally expected next step.

When one is accused of being a sheep, you’re not being accused of being totally mindless.  You are a puppet; a fool and an idiot for following the government regulations or mainstream media.  If you don’t follow a proven to be propaganda outlet like Fox or OAN which isn’t real news, you’re supposed to be so insulted by being called a sheeple that you are going to bow to the peer pressure and join in.  The end result is often the opposite, because those that are accusing others of being sheep and sheeple tend to rely on emotional outrage porn instead of actual evidence.  It’s more projection.  The actual sheep of someone like an Alex Jones fire off preemptive strikes, accusing others of being the non thinking lemmings first.

There could be a lot of NPC usage merely because the sheep meme is worn out, tired and ineffective.  It’s so well known now that when it is used it’s readily dismissed.  But it does seem to have a darker side that comes into play.  Especially if you understand the conspiracy hoax mentality and use of psychological tricks for artificial scapegoating.  While a sheep is a living and breathing idiot, an NPC is a piece of a computer program or some other simulacrum and not really alive.

So it’s only natural that the talk about NPCs appears within spirituality and occult circles as well as whenever the Matrix and pill popping.  For a couple of film references, there’s 1982’s Rona Jaffe’s Mazes and Monsters.  An obvious Dungeons & Dragons reference barely disguising the copyright violating material, where a young Tom Hanks goes crazy and starts thinking that the real world doesn’t exist anymore and through his psychotic delusions an unlucky mugger is treated as an NPC, a monster that it’s ok to stab.  And in the documentary A Glitch in the Matrix some cases of “we’re living in a simulation” gone too far are explored.

https://www.mind-mastery.com/blog/are-you-an-npc?format=amp

I would suggest that instead of absolutely no inner dialogue that the actual conspiracist(not just in it for the grift or attention) has a limited inner dialogue.  They have a pretty good idea that they aren’t part of the evil empire or whatever “bad guys” they’ve identified.  And beyond that, anyone else is definitely an NPC or at least a potential NPC.  Thinking about some of the statistics in that linked article - you are encountering someone every day that is depressed or languishing.  And it really doesn’t help them that they’re being fed information that might make them think that their actions don’t have any real consequences since everyone else is just an NPC.

Gematria NPC manipulation manifests in the mental gymnastics required to justify how it’s impossible to avoid a negative story about your own personal gematria existing.  There’s an old post here where I detailed a lot of overlapping gematria of rednecks with various racial slurs for black people.  A hardcore racist has a pretty good idea he’s not a part of the target race.  He’s like to think that he’s not actually a redneck but justified in his attacks.  But anyone else in the interactions they encounter with each day can be gematrified as either good or bad and also not be worried about as, “it’s no problem, they’re just an NPC.”  A psyop soup of ever changing lists of who is a good guy and who is a bad guy.  And throw in some conspiracy talk about guns into those that are languishing while doing their own research.  What could possibly go wrong?  Let’s ask Tom Hanks.

Anagrammar

Not since JFK supposedly declared himself a pastry has the world been confused as much.  Why is Kamala Harris a bratwurst?  Could it maybe be that language keeps evolving and now something being dope is cool instead of uncool?  Yes, exactly how now being a brat is still bad, but being brat is embracing your individuality instead of being a spoiled rotten miscreant.

A brat - bad.  Brat - good. Got that?  Now this being brat thing is brand spanking new.  So brand spanking new that it hasn’t made its way to the Urban Dictionary which showed me that it meant something about spanking.  And the U.S. Conservatives are losing their shit over it, because just like the low level petty grifters who capitalize on the big time political grift, the conservative election campaign was geared towards legitimate concerns about Joe Biden’s age, and a lot of…er…nothing else.  So having hip Gen Z lingo that’s brand new to contend with, how can they shift gears quick enough?  (The answer is complain to the FEC about donations to Biden, but that’s not really relevant right now.)

Now take pity on the low level gematria grifter..  They also have no prep time, so they resort to something comfortable and familiar from the past.  So the Kamala as President Simpson’s predictive programming lingo is being spread around.  Which is deeply rooted in if they knew, including with their gematria, that this was coming, why are we only hearing about it now?  Because lack of prep time made it so.

Now when your a gematria clique leader you spend a lot of time not prepping for the future since you can’t actually predict jack shit, so your time is spent avoidng the dangers of your target finding out what’s wrong with the system, like dipshitmatic immunity or what someone else calls It’s just Math^TM.

  Remarkable gematria connections actually work both ways, and with a bit more energy and benefitting from a higher IQ you can pretty easily twist gematria into negative stories about the content creators who twist the narratives into something out of no big deal.  They are not brat, conforming to the stories that Steve Bannon, Alex Jones and Fox News spit out without a hint of originality, creativity or individualism.

The way the flock mired at the bottom of the food chain is kept in line with a combination of making the flock avoid thinking about things like Derek being a deep state agent and doling out the Attaboy!^TM for a "job well done”.  The participation award for even the most trivial and often stretched beyond the constraints of good decision making for even posting it.  The gematria equivalent of Terrence Howard claiming 1x1=2 could still get an Attaboy!^TM today.

And that’s why we have a video about the Simpsons predicting a Kamala Harris Presidency because she’s Bart Simpson.  A lower on the food chain gematria creator posted this for the beloved Attaboy!^TM from a clique leader, even though it presents contradictory information to the original story.  Not even the most diehard J.D. Vance is Paul Walker not being dead con artist or Michelle Obama is a man tasteless transvestigator can actually pull of an effective, “Lisa as President in her purple dress and beaded necklace is really Bart Simpson because…

Bart is an anagram for Brat.

That’s it.  Yeah, there’s a couple 345’s chucked in the decode for good measure.  But the main point is a simple rearrangement of four letters is the magic of the day.  The clique leader said so and even made a video acknowledging the achievement.  The ultimate Attaboy!^TM that new gematria proponents get hooked into trying to achieve before realizing that the donation link is far quicker and more effective for that little bit of positive feedback that justifies their miserable life.

I like to think of a scenario where the loud guy at the bar overhears a conversation about what Kamala being brat means since they’re not Gen Z savvy.  The loud one decides to educate them after some liquid courage and mentions the amazing anagram of Bart really being brat and the gematria consequences.  And then the people having an adult conversation about adult things and not into childish games like gematria decoding have access to this blog and learn about, It’s just Grammar^TM.  You know what else has anagrams that can be a helluva lot longer than four letters?  Something an educated adult comprehends that Gematria using chuckleheads don’t?

The compound sentence.  Pick two distinct names, preferably not anagrams for the full effect but run with what you get.  Choose any topic that includes clear opposites.  Like dead versus alive, good versus evil, likes versus dislikes.  And structure a single compound sentence:

Zachary K. Hubbard is a genius, while Neil deGrasse Tyson is a moron.

Inescapably has the same gematria as the anagram

Neil deGrasse Tyson is a genius, while Zachary K. Hubbard is a moron.

The first sentence is gematria quality bullshit, the second is at least half true.  I’m not sure that being a sociopathic grifter qualifies one as being a moron.

It’s best to not confront the drunken loudmouth beyond the simple It’s just Grammar^TM unless you’re fully prepared for conspiracy hoax double downing.  The trademarked tools listed in this blog, although not actually trademarked, are mostly geared towards someone who at least has some qualms about the validity of gematria and is receptive to learning what’s wrong with it.  They aren’t intended to be used for arguing with somebody that thinks a qualm is someone who played power forward and center in the NBA.

Population Bottlenecks - Searching For Greene(r) Pastures

 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Population_bottleneck

Perhaps a predator and prey statistical analysis is a better analogy, but it’s my blog and I’m still feeling’ snarky.  For a somewhat serious preamble let’s begin with actual bottleneck stuff.

If you’re tribe was isolated and you thought throwing a virgin in a volcano to appease the angry Panda God, it did nothing to stop the respiratory disease that eventually made your tribe a nice little archaeological find much later.  Nowadays there’s talk, whether it’s warranted or not, whether global pandemic could actually make humans extinct.  Now it’s not just the clueless tribe, but a lot of other tribes taken along for the ride.  Some of which may have known it was a microbe.  

For a lot of people four or five generations is the most their brains can cope with thinking about “long term”.  Your generation, your parents, your grandparents and your kids and grandkids.  This is “your present”, and now I’m going to take an unplanned side trip.  

When archaeologists or historians talk about the present as opposed to the Iron Age or the Something Something Era, The Present is defined as starting in 1950 when nuclear weapons testing permanently screwed up carbon dating.  Lots of fun.

https://www.quora.com/How-much-did-the-invention-of-the-nuclear-bomb-affect-Carbon-14-dating/answer/Carey-Sublette?ch=17&oid=121614748&share=75e16eca&srid=3TNhZ&target_type=answer

Whether extinction or recovery is the result for humans, there’s not enough time for “the present” to genetically adapt to the amazingly different climate alteration we’ve experienced.

Conspiracy hoaxers don’t operate long term at all.  Everything is knee jerk emotional reaction to the current outrage porn.  Somewhere along the way, even before anything happened to finally curb the Alex Jones disinformation machinery, gematria lost its luster.  And I blame Marjorie Taylor Greene.

The Alex Jones era of conspiracy grifting saw a boom of targeting not just the downtrodden, but the wealthier retirement age Baby Boomers who seek to protect their accumulated wealth from rampant unchecked capitalism.  To pass on their legacy to their kids and grandkids.  The downtrodden turned towards combining an extreme desire to not have to work like Mom and Dad who do nothing more than play golf, go to the wine drinking book review circle and complain about lefties nonstop.  An era of false idol worship ensued.  It doesn’t matter if a Trump or Musk has dubious criminal activity in their personality portfolio.  The mere act of not having to invest actual work or intellectual thought, that was the lifestyle that drove the overpopulation in the conspiracy world.

Within this era, MTG arose.  Combining the best(worst) for both generations.  Or several generations.  The kids loved her, they helped elect her.  A shining beacon of how being given a participation award for the most mind numbingly stupid content can land you a paying job without actually working at what you’re allegedly supposed to be doing.  Conflating being allowed free speech with the ideas behind the speech actually having some meaning and relevance.

Nobody, and I do mean that, nobody did gematria decodes about MTG.  You can search her name on Twixter with “Gematria” and it’s so sparse it’s practically nonexistent.  Even Trump gets decodes as being the positive connections with the numbers.  Why shouldn’t MTG get a little of that love, too?

It’s because like gematria being too stupid for a lifelong platform, derided by those that consider themselves legitimate truth seekers, she’s too far out there.  A ticking time bomb of mental instability, bigotry and hypocrisy .  Someone who has mastered spouting out the most wrong, batshit crazy material completely naturally, because that’s who she is.  You don’t need gematria support for your siding with MTG, the crazy is already there with content excluding any decoded material.

The Moms and Dads don’t care.  All they care, or rather used to care, about is that she’s a Republican that hates evil lefties.  But now things are a little too extreme in the conspiracy climate.  And continued transfer of assets to the younger generation is not so certain anymore.  Too good of a job was done on not maintaining infrastructure to save money for the present generation.  The stock market is permanently broken, climate change related inflation is already here and although it’s still fun to blame the current set of elected Democrats there’s a nagging realization that it’s not going away any time soon.  And good luck finding an insurance company to pay for tragedies when it will be easier to just declare bankruptcy and walk away.

MTG is proof that you don’t need gematria for your conspiracy hoax content.  All you need is the bad attitude, so why waste time and just bypass it and move on.  People live themselves a dose of bad attitude above substance and can find it every day without throwing in some easily produced numbers.  So sad for the long term gematria grifters, their bottleneck and depopulation has already hit, and we’re now waiting to see if they find greener pastures or go extinct completely.

Saving You Time

 

Wasting Time -Part II

“I’m going to keep this short.”  That’s within the first couple seconds.

On a 2 hour and 50 minute video.  A two hour and fifty minute video that doesn’t have anything new that hasn’t been already said before.  The average length of Marvel Superhero movies is something like 2 hours and 15 minutes, and that’s way too long for normal attention spans that have voted by their expenditures that it’s worthwhile; there’s some quality to the content.  And many of those people agree it was worthwhile, but wish the thing would have lasted less time.

It’s almost like there’s some sort of contest to produce the longest waste of time.

To counter this, I offer a simple solution to the time sucking vortex.  Here’s the content of every single conspiracy gematria video, not just the Illusion.

Something bad happened

It made the news

An arbitrary scapegoat is picked as the villain, usually somebody representative of a group that is known for being attacked.

Insignificant numbers are attached that have no actual evidentiary value.

There’s a request for donations.

Now wasn’t that a lot faster than spending nearly three hours?  Although I do have a good idea why they’re so long, which I will cover in the near future.

Gematria Is a Waste of Time

We can at least turn this into a fun drinking game or a lottery or something.  So you may be asking, who is this guy?  This is Adam, known as the Illusion on his social media presence and Adam does gematria.  And he’s the subject of today’s example of me breaking the rule of not giving attention to people that are looking for their fifteen minutes of fame.

Adam is actually quite laid back and chill compared to Hubbard or Acquaviva.  He’s got that McConaughey vibe going on.  Just a good ole Christian boy talking about God’s love.  And grifting off sports picks.  Similar to Hubbard, he’s been known to take measures to cover up bad picks, the usual stuff like deleting comments posted by angry losers.  It’s called lying by some.  And there’s enough of it in the past he’s managed to earn a cute although very obvious nickname, The Delusion.  A search on Twixter can find comments like this one: 

Typical Shill Game commentary.  All the sports gematria decoders use the same format, what until the game is over and reverse engineer the magic decode to fit the events.  Or, throw out an actual resemblance of predicting in advance and suffer the consequences of being wrong.  Being wrong a lot.  Being wrong a lot while simultaneously promoting an image that your record is damn near 100%.  When other sports decoders find you lying about your track record, they WILL post your failure on the internet.  That could mean more clueless chumps waste money on your grift instead.

So if you’re asking yourself, “Is this just another simple reiteration of the basic format for sports gematria decode grifting or is there another point?”, I’m happy to announce there is.  Gematria is an appeal to pattern recognition, an opportunity for lesser minds to produce and reproduce a pattern.  It’s just not a meaningful pattern.  It’s pattern recognition on SSa system designed to reward  meaningless patterns while avoiding actual beneficial patterns.

The Delusion has been operating in the fringes of Zach’s shadow for years, often playing the Shill Game with him for market share of the grifting pie along the way.  Once you’ve been around for awhile like he has and your putting out videos daily or almost daily your internet presence and persona get stabilized and defined.  Things most people readily know about Adam, he’s a (probably fake) Christian who thinks stealing isn’t one of the Ten Commandments, he’s the leader of the soccer niche.  And his sports decoding format is stolen from the same way others before him have done.

Now if you want to learn about a potentially useful piece of pattern recognition you can use his videos as an example.  I’ve already repeated his basic format twice in this post.  Repetition is a powerful reinforcer.  Going for number three here, our Christian soccer fan that grifts on the internet repeats his introduction frequently.  It’s subtle enough I’m not even sure he’s aware he does it.  And I’ve thrown out a couple of clues already foreshadowing the reveal.

While Zach starts every video with an expected, “Welcome back truth seeker…”, The Delusion announces quite frequently how long he has to dedicate to his generous and oh so meaningful decode.  Often his excuse or reason for an ending time is part of his online persona - he needs to coach soccer.  Other times it’s a friend coming over or no reason given at all.

And it’s almost always wrong.  Not just wrong, but he runs way over the time allotment more often than being within a reasonable proximity to the stated exit time.  The screenshot at the top, within the first ten seconds he announced he’s got “about an hour” for his nearly three hour presentation.  And he goes over his stated expiration time a lot.  An awful lot.  Meaningful analysis and pattern recognition beyond the gematria numbers reveals that YouRube (not a typo) videos are more important than deadlines, like family gatherings, appointments, romantic partners, going to church or coaching soccer.  Wow, it’s almost like he’s got an agenda behind putting out gematria disinformation instead of helping others, imagine that.

There is a pretty big backlog of old videos that run overtime.  Some people remember Zach having a coffee company sponsorship for about a week, which when they found out about the vitriolic content they dropped him and he edited the proud announcement of the sponsor out of the video content.  And it’s not a comment that YouTube content creators can delete, which they do all the time and blame it falsely on YouTube censorship.  Pretty much the only fix available is to scrub the whole channel and start fresh.  And it’s unlikely he cares enough to address this and inertia will have him keep being wrong, at least regarding the old material.  There is a decent chance that going forward the time wasted allotment announcement will be dropped from the introduction.

So, Mom’s and Dad’s that hear the, “He’s the real deal, not like this guy, that guy or these other shills.”  Nope, just another time wasting money sucking leech.

The True Story About the CrowdStrike Outage

You know it’s true, cause it’s snarky.

This morning’s Gematria misinformation check finds a lot of flame war squabbling.  Gematria only entering into it by Twixter accounts with gematria in the account name without much actual gematria behind the posting.  And what they’re doing is spamming the other main competing grifters - the flat earthers and the anti-vaxxers.

In times of plenty, aka a few months away from a U.S. Presidential election, they can peacefully coexist.  There’s enough gullibility to go around.  But perhaps the CrowdStrike computer outage made some rethink their timetables.  The internet is somewhat necessary for internet grifting.  And like toilet paper being in short supply during a pandemic, hoarding now has taken control.

On a side note, the story as reported on MSM outlets is our favorite U.S. right wing conservative problem.  Insufficient regulation isn’t a problem until it is.  Don’t you dare tell me how to make my Boeing jet safe, that costs money.  Don’t you dare tell me to wear a mask during a pandemic.  My dead work force will be just fine.  Don’t you dare put rules up about drones because an assassin used one, when drones have machine guns they’re covered by the 2nd amendment.  Don’t you dare tell me not to drill for more oil.  Baking everyone alive is natural and good you stupid little snowflakes.  Conservatism is not inherently bad until it turns into regression.  But anyway…

The various conspiracy grift factions have all been attempting to create an alternate reality which is not compatible with the other grifter alternate realities.  This is called marketing which was created by Homo erectus and fine tuned and formalized by Homo Sapiens when narcissistic personality order was invented in approximately 3100 BC, a terribly confusing time for them as they had no clue what the BC part meant.  The massive cognitive dissonance surrounding this time jump started the conspiracy theories of today.  

The  Egyptian arch rivals, the Toltecs weren’t due for thousands of years, so all the grift and predictive programming was on their main news channel which is still a mainstay today, now called The History Channel.  Their Supreme Court ruled that it’s OK to take bribes and make shit up, so fake Egyptian lettering like this was created:

…and ibises, herons, and peregrine falcons not marked for virus transmission via lab experimentation or football games in Atlanta were trained as carrier birds, because pigeon engineering was lagging behind expectations.  Fake Egyptian lettering messages were mass produced, attached to the carrier birds and launched across the Atlantic to grift off the hated Toltecs.  Mostly because their skin was the wrong color, but a lot of it was just for the lulz.

In the meantime, an alien reptilian Starseed robot clone named Ozymandias time travelled back to Cairo and taught them how to display their never ending dominance to create ruins of massive structures to taunt the Toltecs far after they were gone.

Due to their antikythera technology stolen from the Greeks with the successful invasion in 3050 BC they were remarkably accurate in timing the arrival of carrier birds on Toltec shores.  That and a long layover for a bird vacation in the Canary Islands where they were sidetracked by learning about fruity drinks with tiny umbrellas in them.  The 1700 AD time of arrival was by grifter standards, “close enough”.

To the north, some angry economic slaves got the idea to throw away the idea of autocracy just long enough to establish rules that stop autocrats from making slaves until the rules don’t work anymore.  Then it’s OK to return to economic slavery because no one will ever figure it out due to the secret toxic narcissist weapon known as psychological projection. Given a bunch of generations of accusing others of the same problems you are actually displaying created the Internet.  Nobody would ever lie on the internet.  (Nudge, nudge, wink wink.)

With the internet safely created the descendants of the carrier birds could relax with fruity drinks on the 120 degree sands of Arizona and hurricane swept beaches of Florida, financially secure in delivery of their payload and the knowledge that people would rather make shit up than have affordable health care and would rather blame arbitrary scapegoats instead of independent critical thinking.

So the main competing factions were born.  The Gematria clan, the Flat Earth Clan, and the Don’t Get Vaccinated Like Me the Hypocrite Who Did Because I Know How Dangerous Viruses Really Are Clan.  (You can see why they use Anti-Vaxx Clan in official Clan correspondence.)  But what they didn’t count on was the actual alternate realities were beginning to manifest in strange and wondrous ways.  The Secret Society of the Climate Change is A Hoax clan was really catching on.  How dare an upstart organization muscle in on their shared territory?

The Climate Change Is a Hoax Clan.  The big daddy festering like a gematria sports decode gone wrong when the Giants beat the Patriots.  The all encompassing whopper of all lies, you have no money to solve the problem that has become a self perpetuating negative feedback loop.

So the other three, now minor clans in the big picture decided to team together and pollute the internet with a massive soup of disinformation.  Even dragging in some really tiny clans to use as cannon fodder in the war.  The Swampland For Sale clan, The Eat Only Cheese Fad Diet Clan, The Worthless Degree Mill College Education Clan, etc….   Within this infrastructure, a (fake) beacon of hope was anointed by those that wanted to use the internet for actual research, quality entertainment and endless pictures of cats.  (The Egyptians would approve.). And CrowdStrike with their simple regular security updates rose like an ibis from the ashes of a deadly and unlivable Vegas area desert where they didn’t have any water to survive because it’s more important to have golf courses.

Not so fast, said the not the Climate Change Is A Hoax clans.  We’re going to rage quit and take down the internet, and that will teach you all a lesson.  

The Flat Earth Clan ruined the GPS of CrowdStrike by not having a globe for GPS.  The Anti-Vaxx Clan ruined the software updates by making them think computer viruses don’t exist.  The Gematria Clan made the binary code go haywire by 0’s being dropped except when they aren’t dropped.

And there you have it.  The three clan alliance managed to take down the internet.  For awhile.  It would be a big shooting in the own foot, but it’s just a hastily rectified minor inconvenience.  And the Climate Change Is A Hoax Clan is laughing.  The following message was sent to the main three clan leadership, in fake Egyptian lettering which was a super cute touch.

“Nanner Nanner Boo Boo.  You idiots are just small potatoes.  We get that you don’t care about anything beyond your own life span.  But only we have the real power to fuck things up for the long term.  Try passing your legacy on to your progeny when there’s no more water for golf courses.  So long, and thanks for all the falcons.

Love and Kisses

Climate Change (Isn’t) a Hoax”

Allegedly…

Yet another overused word.  There are variations, but Allegedly sounds like you know what you are talking about in just one word instead of saying, “Other conspiracy hoaxers are saying…”.

In the logical fallacy loaded debate and discussion world there is Just Asking Questions.  “Don’t you think a 2016 election of Hillary would have been worse than Trump?”  The context being that this is brought up now, we know the first term of Trump was a well documented disaster, there’s no plans to make any beneficial changes in a second term (quite openly I can add), and basically has nothing to do with the actual topic people do care about now.  “Was the virus leaked from a Wuhan lab?”  “Was it created as a bioweapon?”  “Isn’t it really just the common cold?”  I don’t know, I’m just asking questions!  When the reality is hey, I’m letting you know I think it was a lab leak, it is a bioweapon, and Hillary created it.  Whether I actually believe it or not, it’s the Hoaxer way of poking at the other side that has actual evidence.

In a courtroom setting things are alleged when one team has the podium for their turn to talk.  Evidence is being presented, then weighed and discussed by the jury and the final outcome is determined.  It helps to keep the jury focused on your message to bring up a brief recap of the currently undecided points of your case.  “Remember, the police allegedly found the loaded gun at the crime scene while it was still warm.”  Before going in to the importance of the gun being warm relating to close temporal proximity to the crime, and acknowledging that the gun evidence is disputed as maybe being planted by a crooked cop.  It’s uncool to blurt out stuff you know opposing council is going to object to and likely to be sustained by the judge.  Unless your judge currently holds one of six particular spots on today’s Supreme Court, then you can say whatever the fuck you want.

All evidence in conspiracy gematria is alleged.  There’s always zero actual value to it.  The entire point of the story is to attract a crowd who is addicted to wrong answers and bad information.  A crowd with preconceived confirmation biased ideas of what they want the outcome of the case to be, and would get held in contempt of court for making a scene if they were allowed in the courtroom and things didn’t go away.

Sometimes the conspiracy hoaxer will put up a Fair Use disclaimer at the start of the video.  That’s “Allegedly” content.  A legitimate Fair Use disclaimer relates to copyrighted material.  Hoaxers will display the disclaimer, and the video will be about other wackos discussing various non copyrighted wacko talking points.  The unneeded disclaimer subconsciously says, “Look at what a bad ass I am for violating copyright law and talking about the wrong information like it’s truth!  See, this other person also says it!”  A statement instead of a question.  I’ve also always been fond of the deliberate misspelling pseudo disclaimer.  I need to misspell Gem@tr!@ and \/axx33n because my video will get taken down by evil YouTube since I’m talking about something I shouldn’t.  I’m such a naughty bad ass!

More directly to the use of ALLEGEDLY in gematria narratives it goes like this:

BOMB THREAT=166 and KID ROCK=166 and don’t forget that this Kid Rock song was released 166 days before his birthday.  In that promo shot the evil MSM used he’s wearing black and red, and his hand is over his left eye.  We all know what that means!!!  Allegedly.

Again, a statement instead of a question.  Or rather a bold faced lie instead of an insincere question.

This can be merged with another, “I’m a bad ass” trick.  If a YouTube channel does legitimately get scrubbed by YouTube for violations or you fake they take it down, make a new channel.  Normies will buy in to the free speech rhetoric and assume that the story that the channel was taken down for is legitimate.  Not realizing that the person got their channel deleted for being a serial harasser instead of posting the joys of Ivermectin curing everything or whatever bullshit reason they claimed was responsible for the takedown.  They always comeback with an unproven alleged reason and have no good explanation for why they’re back if supposedly censored.

This fake proclamation of being censored is the main point of using ALLEGEDLY.  I’m naughty and sticking it to the man.  I feel your pain, brothers and sisters, and stick with me and I’ll teach you to be just as naughty as I am.  And instead of the ALLEGEDLY being at the start of a recap of actual allegations instead of court decided facts it comes at the end of a string of shallow fake evidence arguments.

The Kill Date(s)

Sometimes when I’ve been at work, and that’s my standard Monday through Friday gig and not my evil lucrative evil cabal side hustle, it helps to talk with coworkers about a major topic.  Even if I already have a good idea of what my thoughts are headed towards it helps to organize and focus for the task ahead.  And that’s what I’m doing here.  I’m preparing for a project that I intend to post about with limited practical value, but it amuses me.

I pride myself on engaging in counterintuitive behavior, and sometimes it does pay off.  So maybe I’m not giving myself enough credit.  If nothing else it may give the new generation of gematria cult leader trolls a little more ammunition.

The basic premise is this:

Even though date numerology is not officially gematria it’s not going away.  It’s a staple of the conspiracy grifter bag of parlor tricks.  So common that after the introduction of Person A is connected to Event B with a two or three digit number the very next part is whatever is going on with a date span is the next chunk of misinformation.  It spices up the dry presentation beyond A=xxx and B=xxx and gives the gullible something else to screw around with utilizing their paid membership to the Gematrinator calculator.  And it’s a more difficult to produce than A=xxx and B=xxx, so there’s a happy brain chemical rush when the newbie pulls it off on their own.

Sometimes the date span narrative gets stretched beyond the limits of credibility.  The long time clique leaders have the practice down pretty well, which means that if the date span thing is too funky they’ll simply avoid mentioning it.  One topic that never gets outdated is the morbid fascination with celebrity death.  And that’s probably the reason it’s on my mind, there’s been a steady supply of celebrity deaths lately.  Real celebrities that a good number of people have actually heard of instead of somebody who was in two movies in 1981 then disappeared and doesn’t even have a photo on their IMDB profile.  (What did happen to the gal that played Kimmy in 1986’s Trick or Treat???)

I have to lay down some ground rules or it’s going to be too easy to verify every day of the year as a kill date.  That’s the way gematria works.  You start with the conclusion then reverse engineer your way back to the fake evidence.  But using every single trick in the gematria narrative creation playbook leads to the aforementioned stretching of the credibility.

First rule, just the four base ciphers.  The offbeat ciphers had their phase but really don’t get much attention.

Next, limiting the list to reasonable ‘kill’ related words.  That’s going to take more thought.  Prime candidates are KILL, DEATH, MURDER, SACRIFICE.

Next, the big cheat on the kill date numerology and the closest thing to practical value for the analysis is date numerology calculation.  There’s no consistency or consensus on how to add the values and anything goes 7/18/2024 can be 7+18+20+24, 7+1+8+2+0+2+4, or drop the 20 before 2024, etc….

The most common and first association to check is the target celebrities birthday, which is not a constant.  “Died 34 days before their birthday, MURDER=34”  So I’ll either leave it out or make a vague adjustment.  However, the 34th day of the year or the day 34 days before the end, oh yeah, those are definitely kill dates.

I suspect I’m likely to top 50% of the days in any given year being a KILL date.  Not the one a billion chance the narratives suggest when they proclaim, “What are the odds?”

I’m pretty sure I’m the only person crazy enough to do this, but the past 10 years has modified what I consider to be fun.

Mission Really, Really Impossible

 https://missionimpossible.fandom.com/wiki/Latex_Mask#google_vignette

I’ve seen two separate references to the Illuminati card game sniper predictive programming theme, and I’m sure there’s more.  Conspiracy Hoaxers have EXTREMELY low standards when it comes to facial recognition.  Both references I mention included insistence that there is no doubt that the image on the card is 100% absolutely for certain an image of Donald Trump.  Presumably, generous amounts of reefer and booze are involved.  And a predilection for apophenia.

The use of masks in the Tom Cruise Mission Impossible movie franchise was not new, but maybe even a loving homage to the original TV series.  Per the linked article as well as my own memories of useless film trivia the process of making the mask was displayed in earlier episodes.  Eventually the masks, always a staple of the team’s shenanigans, were just a “given” and the production was omitted from the episode saving both time and money.  Yeah, we know Spock wears masks… get on with it.

Well apparently the mask making team, like all good predictive programming is still active, they haven’t gotten any technological advances in many decades, and like a conspiracy hoaxer trying to hold a steady job pretty much suck ass at what they do.

The gematria part is easy.  The Conspiracy Hoaxer Clown College can cover that in a half hour prelude to facial misrecognition.  The supposed likeness between J.D. Vance and Paul Walker is a typical byproduct of a random association between two disparate things.  Vance’s face is more rounded and puffy with a much bigger forehead, the eye color is different, the nose is completely wrong.  And the ears, from that photo I’m not even sure Vance has any ears.  Insert tasteless sniper reference here if you’re so inclined.

One would think that an evil empire, underground reptilian race, aliens or whatever is trying to duplicate specific human likenesses would have the resources to do a better job.  If such organizations knew back in the 60’s that shadowy government organizations made latex masks that could fool stupid humans they could at least do a credible job on the likeness.  And we know they watch our TV, if they didn’t they wouldn’t even bother with mimicking Walker in the first place.

Nothing short of major plastic surgery could change Walker into Vance (even without the decomposition of the very, very deceased Walker).  And if you’re going to start off with a decent beginning point it would be much easier to find someone who at least approximates the basic facial structure instead of starting from scratch.  In reality, these claims are a red flag of a deeply unserious social media account.  Getting amateur hoaxers looking at photos for more nefarious purposes like mislabeling crappy photography like long range photos, Bigfoots (Bigfeet?), and transvestigation.  Getting people comfortable with and numbed to the inherent problems with constantly being assaulted misinformation.  Like how even though my autocorrect knows transvestigation isn’t a real word it predicts after T-R-A-N-S-V- that it might be the word I intend to type.

So there we have it.  Any picture of an angry person is Trump.  Anyone else is J.D.Vance wearing a mask after plastic surgery after being raised from the dead after faking his death and not being actually dead after faking faking his death and being a dead reptilian that used gematria to bring back Leonard Nimoy from the dead to make a shitty latex mask to…

The deeply unserious accounts can never get their story straight on what they actually agree on.  It’s a byproduct of instantly declaring HOAX at every story.

The Quest For Views

I would include this in the ex-YouTuber series I’ve started, but this guy is still active.  Just not very active.  And he serves as an example of getting involved in the crank and grift magnetism scene for the sake of getting attention.

The playlist isn’t terribly long and is easy enough to scroll through to get an idea of what he’s “all about” - which is a wide variety of things without dedicated to a coherent common theme.  The earmarks of someone bouncing around as a follower for attention instead of a leader and creator of disinformation.  But that’s ok, because it’s not actually about this channel we’re here, it’s his other channel with a main theme.  But a quick review of this first.

There’s some material about how IMDB sucks, and the whole For Asgard thing seems to be an attempt to make a mark posting reviews about Marvel movies and not succeeding.  Then there’s how I found him and his trail of bread crumbs.  There’s some content about Transvestigation, incels…and gematria.  Someone that’s believed, at least temporarily, the hype that you can grow your channel and get followers by allying with bigger channels.

But don’t lose sight of these features as we switch to the main channel:  3 month old video on spamming and being censored, a 1 year old video about Hubbard’s toxicity, several videos with an admission of being an incel, several mentions of Canada , and a bunch of videos about pit bulls, and don’t forget the very low view counts.

Oooooh!!! I know who you are!  That’s how I found the gematria video here.  There’s another channel that was used to post a comment.  A comment on a Zach video about dogs.  I recognized the voice and Canadian tie in before seeing the gematria video.  This is Gorr the Dog Butcher, another tie in.  The self given title - a play on Gorr the God Butcher from Marvel comics.

https://youtube.com/@worthlessmutts9598?si=3Q4z_qATbpjs4K7U

For me, one of the lack of empathy red flags is an attitude towards pets.  It’s not so much about the pets as the way it projects a more likely bias towards people.  A refusal to admit that the socialization process is a two way street and sometimes the complainer is the problem.

Anti dog content is also very old.  There’s way too much money in it to not go away, the same way that human racism being monetized isn’t going away.  The views here aren’t astronomical, yet certainly a consistent step above the For Asgard channel.  And:

Oh, yeah.  That’s our boy.

So what does all this mean and what, if anything, is the point?  Let’s talk about the anti dog content a bit more.  I don’t have time to find, link and post sources about dog biting and dog socialization.  I’ve been thinking about this as a topic for some time and the Kurzgesagt video I watched last night served as my inspiration.

https://youtu.be/lPrjP4A_X4s?si=UNhWdLwWrhusPfyi

That’s about how difficult it is to lose weight.  They do touch on how our eating habits evolved regarding how difficult it is to raise human children.  They take a lot of effort.  And sometimes the effort isn’t anywhere near it should be.  A lot of problems with pets is because they haven’t been treated right, combined with how just like humans there are so damned many of them.

Ultimately, the content serves as a display that our content creator has no business being involved in any serious discussion on hud topic.  ALL dogs are bad, and it’s ALL their fault.  It’s Baby’s First Book of Racism content.  It’s the same lack of empirical evidence in gematria narratives.  All the stories are cherry picked from news stories where it’s impossible to not find a vicious dog story every single day - the world is a big place.  It’s envy and jealousy about how the commenter has zero chance of socially fitting in to society, projected out on dogs instead of the Jesuits or whoever else your arbitrary target it is.

I think usually being called an incel isn’t a desirable thing.  But hey, if that helps you, go for it.  Unlike gematria users who post stories about their own phobias they are biased against masked behind their tiny numbers you were honest enough to proudly display your shortcomings.

Normally the unwritten rule is to not give such a person their fifteen minutes of fame and oxygen for their chosen fire.  Well if he’s been doing this for 13 years it seems safe enough.  He’s unlikely to change despite overwhelming contrary evidence.  His delivery is pretty bad, he isn’t likely to spontaneously generate a charismatic personality that can pull off a long presentation.  Think Gematrinator monotone in his first year of video creation.  If somebody wanted to groom him for bigger things it would have already happened by now.

In an alternate MCU movie universe he would have been picked up by the hypocritical nut jobs at dogsbite.org or PETA and astroturfed into pumping out several videos a day.  Or been targeted to drop a bunch of $$ into a scam.  He never asks for money, so he’s not into grifting himself.  But oh boy that need for attention paints a big bullseye on himself and his subscribers for being a cognitively biased source.

Two way street.  I don’t want you and your circle of anti dog incel friends near my dog.  We can both be happy with that.

Know Your Gematria Junkie Personality - Ignorance Is Bliss

 

If you don’t know something, you don’t worry about it.  Which is something the gematria clique leaders enjoy in the qualities their followers display.  There’s no chance that Zach, the Gematrinator, or any other disinformation spewer is going to present a narrative that goes counter to the basic storyline.

If you have a decent vocabulary or access to a decent thesaurus it is incredibly easy for gematria critics to find a counter narrative.  Combine that with knowing the target audience quirks and you’re on your way to producing a good counterpoint.  Judging from the two chosen phrases this gematria critic (not me, but somebody at my skill level) has identified a pro Trump audience who has been fed the narrative of cleaning up the swamp and getting rid of all the NWO flunkies.  And the Freemasons are part of that group.  And there’s no good explanation as to why DONALD TRUMP and MASTER MASON match in nine different ciphers.

Matching across nine ciphers instead of just one or two is viewed as being far more meaningful.  It jumps out as being more magical than just A=<number> B=<same number> and the story stops there.  Mathematically speaking, such a match requires having A and B be the same number of letters like the 11 letters each here.

Most of the blissful ignorance in the gematria world centers around simply ignoring when A does not equal B.  In the four base ciphers RAINBOW=82,37,107,44. PUPPIES=102,39,87,33.  So no match, move on.  Unless your into it and want to try more ciphers, the prime number list, and Phraseshopping around for PUPPY instead of PUPPIES and the like.  Even if you were dead set on making a narrative connecting puppies to rainbows the failure isn’t attributed to the gematria being wrong or your belief in puppies being connected to rainbows.  Ignoring failure is par for the course, you never think to share the failure and boldly proclaim, “I’ve done my research and by golly, I can tell you that puppies and rainbows are not connected!”  Only the wins are posted.

And just by math, every once in awhile you’ll get two phrases that have more than one match.  Maybe even a clean sweep across the four base ciphers.  Then, you can count on that story getting spread around, maybe even one with long term staying power you can add to the archive of stories that superficially make a bit more sense.  Clickbait for the brand new audience members.

In addition to the happy multiple cipher matches a long list of words with the same gematriots is viewed as superior information, while in reality the math shows the blissful ignorance of gematria.  The longer the list, the more ciphers that were used to make that list means the more fails that need to be ignored to move on.  The development of languages has given gematria critics some neat tools to deal with this.  While PUPPIES and RAINBOWS can be easily dismissed, it’s a little bit tougher to get beyond when a direct antonym with matching gematria is presented.  I’ve covered antonyms a gazillion times here.  But something like DONALD TRUMP is a bit tougher but to crack as there’s no legitimate direct antonym of DONALD TRUMP.  Trust me though, even finding a convenient name like how BIDEN and TRUMP both equal 29 in reverse means next to nothing to these people.  They seem like opposites, but extreme mental gymnastics will be applied to justify the blissful ignorance.

And that’s where something like this nine cipher match and long lists come in.  Just focus on what the group has been trained to think is bad and what is good and flip them around.  SOCIETY OF JESUS=56, HUBBARD=56.  Then start screwing around or access a personal database if you’ve made one and start pumping every counterpunch you get that equals the target number.  This process is the closest thing to actual fun I get dealing with gematria lunacy.  I’m always on the lookout for a long list that may actually prompt me to post a direct reply on Twixter.

This doesn’t have to be mean spirited and mocking, it can be a tool for opening up genuine conversation.  Something like, “Hey, I realize you love Donald Trump.  I don’t, but I’m seriously doubting Joe Biden is the solution.  If you’re going to insist on all this going ho pro Trump stuff, can’t you just stick to some actual evidence?  Like what it is about his achievements and things like that?  Because according to the gematria he’s likely  a master mason.”  And then gauge their reaction from there.  Is it the doubling down on the crazy or did you strike a nerve.

The Uselessness of Gematria On Full Display

 

In addition to that image I want to mention that there are the usual claims that the gematria so called community predicted the shooting in advance.  Not even close.  There was nothing detailed, all the standard talk of shootings and death being predicted was the usual vague nonsense that has no actual future date attached.  One of the main rules for getting into gematria and advancing beyond the point of telling your chosen cult leader you like their latest video is to only ever do a decode after the event is over.  There’s always two and three digit numbers to throw in and connect any two subjects.

Because if you try to do it in advance you’re bound to get at least some parts wrong.  Like today’s material to work with.  Now that’s some quality work on getting it wrong that goes way above the call of duty for getting things wrong with gematria.  That’s the kind of high quality getting things wrong that will surely get you banned from Thanksgiving dinner, which is good for everyone because a large number of people feasting just want the happy meal and gathering.  If there’s any idle chit chat straying towards politics you owe it to keep the conversation at an adult level and not play pin the tail on the conspiracy.

It doesn’t often take this format openly.  Usually someone will latch on to a nostalgic theme that means something to them personally and beat it to death.  Often it’s nostalgic for what they did their first decodes on and the numbers get elevated to a level of personal relevance not shared by many others.  Then you get stuck in a rut never thinking about the alternatives that maybe a certain number doesn’t mean synchronicity with Cam Newton or Buffy the Vampire Slayer.  Other than the synchronicity with what other gematria community stories are promoting.  And universally gematria stories are part of the outrage porn section of social media.  It’s Cam Newton AND it’s Shannen Doherty at the same time, at least internally to the Cam Newton specialist.

The Kennedy part is no surprise.  Any person with celebrity status is a must for gematria connection stories.  Now what is unusual is the acknowledgement that Mark Violets is the wrong answer. The wrong answer was deliberate, as someone specializing in disinformation for whatever their agenda was floated that out right after the story broke.  This was squashed fairly quickly, but there was enough BS about it clogging up the news until corrections were made.  Someone who actually has some powers of observation and decent critical thinking skills might follow a more meaningful logic train.  Like wondering if Mark Violets is the wrong answer, does that maybe mean John F. Kennedy is the wrong answer?  And Kennedy was killed while this time the victim survived, what’s up with that?

Which isn’t really correct, either.  It was arbitrary and random.  The same way the foundation of Sandy Hook conspiracy was laid, a mass delusion of people following Jones’ force feeding a steady diet of wrong answers to a group called f people that think they belong at the adult table on Thanksgiving Day when they don’t even belong in the same building.  There’s lots of other wrong answers to chose from to match with Kennedy.  Even someone with modest skills on a gematria calculator can find a bunch of names that equal 145.  RANDY JONES=145.  There’s another wrong answer for you.  We’re pretty sure that somewhere out there are multiple people named Randy Jones that had nothing to do with the attack.  Whoop Dee Doo, Wheeeeee!!! look at my awesome wrong answer, where the hell is my cookie?!

One of my favorite nuggets of info:

Based on gematria, every person that is alive now, lived in the past, and will live in the future is evil.  There’s no escaping it.  There are orders of magnitude larger quantities of wrong answers than right answers.  Constantly searching for a wrong answer, finding a wrong answer delivered by someone that knows it’s the wrong answer always gets the wrong answer.  It’s not really anything to be proud of.

You Wanted Entropy, You Got It

Don’t you dare insinuate that I condone the violent incident yesterday in any way shape or form.  Remember that grifters have aligned themselves with whatever it takes to achieve separation of people from money based on maximum outrage with as little critical thinking going into it.

If I tried, and actually did put a little effort into it, I could make a post about the four horseman of conspiracy grifting.  And that thought evaporated as I would run out of colors for horses long before qualified riders.  But I do know that Chaos is one of those horseman.  Perhaps even the lead horseman, astride his horse of many colors changing constantly, presenting the colors with no pattern or reason for the change.

Entropy doesn’t reverse engineer into useful stuff.  There’s no magic or science that counters the disorder without expenditure of energy.  And the lack of energy input into political systems leading to broken democratic election processes was on full display.  If I have to summarize it in a sentence?  Some idiot with a gun took the law into his own hands and added a kickstarter to existing chaos.  Both sides are already losing their shot about this, and they don’t even realize that the problem mostly rests in the fact that both sides are simultaneously the victims and beneficiaries of the results every single day.  And all the talk that it’s all or nothing one or the other is bullshit.

My personal belief and main objection is the collateral damage from these major events.  A rally attendee killed and other’s injured.  The ghouls on the one side are screaming Trump had it coming.  The other side is blaming them and getting whipped up for revenge.  Little discourse mentions the negative impact of the innocent bystanders and their close circle, including one who I trust didn’t attend the rally thinking it would be dangerous enough that they wouldn’t survive.  And in the meantime, the grifters run their hands in glee at the golden opportunity.  We already have the number 38 (best they could do on short notice I suppose), a decode on Twixter for the deep gematria meaning for Ripple crypto, misidentification of the shooter over several accounts, a GoFundMe that appears legit but will probably be the poster child for illegitimate fundraisers, and gematria named accounts that don’t actually post gematria numbers doing their hot takes.  And I haven’t even looked at YouTube yet this morning.

Let’s further this examination of chaos into some other recent events.  Apparently in the ongoing wars children’s hospitals have been part of the collateral damage.  That’s all I say about that.

Now the hurricane and heat wave in Texas.  In theory, instead of the heavily politicized and waste of funds due to ongoing political corruption, investment in infrastructure could have at least mitigated the problem.  Better tech slowing down global warming, better infrastructure for the power grid.  But the entropy of broken politics has taken hold there, and yes people are dying.  Faceless and nameless mostly.  And there’s stories circulating that hot and angry customers have threatened energy company employees.  Good job voters.  You fell for the chaos and let the self perpetuating negative feedback loop take hold.

Chaos has no friends, not even the grifters.  A poisoned, excessively hot, and dwindling resources Dystopian society doesn’t have any perks worth spending money on.  I feel this is the driving force in the age and health concerns of the leading candidates.  The youth are finally realizing that they don’t have too much to look forward to compared to prior generations.  And we’re stilling catering to the Boomer generation - the primary generation of the grifter target supply.

Hopefully something mildly stupid will strike my fancy in the later part of this week.  But trust me, regardless of what that is yesterday is going to be a grifter gift for a long time.  It’s what you get when chaos creates reacting without thinking.