Limerick Time

A truther that goes by 'colleen',
Made film of one hundred thirteen.
Get a crying tissue,
I've clouded the issue,
Of exactly what it does mean.


If you're brain is quick like a bunny,
You'll notice that something is funny.
If it's "Free To Find Truth",
Then is it not quite uncouth,
To constantly ask folks for money?


Although Hubbard might be quite smitten,
With his little Asian love kitten.
He'll ETERNALLY tarry,
For the promise to marry,
Is after Hubbard's book is written.


You can always call me a dumb jerk,
Or a kike faggot while you doth smirk.
After you've had your fun,
And every day is done,
Gematria still does not work.

The Gematria Critic Coment Of The Month, October 2017

On the Kelvinator's video about his domain stats crashing.


Why couldn't you use your number fudging bullshit to figure out that this would happen?


Exactly. It was a rhetorical question. The commented knows that you pretend to have predictive capabilities, yet only demonstrate the knowledge after the event is completed.


Unfortunately, the source is suspicious, an account that has 3 subscribers, one not original 12 second video from six days ago with no views, and a follow up that suggests he's new to gematria apologizing. That doesn't make sense compared with "number fudging bullshit". The original comment is out there and very simply hits at a key problem with gematria not supporting the claims that its users make.

Where's The Beef =18/20, Book = 18/20?

Clara Pell - the cranky lady from the Wendy's commercial that was predictive programming for Dan's $2.61 Wendy's lunch, annoyed us with this TV earworm decades ago.


Pell = 18.


Self commentary on his own videos and constantly in the Free To Find Truth blog, Hubbard has worked in comments about the book he's writing. It's coming soon. Almost finished. It will be out in the fall. The loyal minonions (sniglet for his followers crying for the book) want to know, Where's the book? I want to by ten copies! I can't wait! Viva La Revolucion! And I want to know. I'll by a copy.


If it actually exists, which is still not a certainty.


The claims made in the comments are not so curiously contradictory.


About two weeks ago I saw a Hubbard blurb (Hubblurb) about needing to rewrite a part before submitting it to the publisher. Minonion commentary suggest expectations of an actual, physical between two hard covers with pages of paper book. As contrasted by a self published eBook to be read on your smartphone app.


The epublishing was what I thought had the best chance for this book to have any chance of existing. I asked around, it's cheap and easy. Actually producing a hard copy requires finding a publisher other than self publication. They want to make money. I doubt that the content of Hubbard's book would get anyone excited. After all, they are part of the evil cabal.


Two days ago Hubbard, while not taking down his crowd funding plea (which is dead without any donations in months, $711 raised) and without referencing it asked for money for an advance run on printing the book. Send it to my PayPal. Again, this seems to indicate an actual, physical book type object.


Last night, a minonion pestered on exactly who the publisher is. And Hubbard reveals the source with really low standards and capability for an actual book to be:


Amazon? I could be wrong, but I haven't found anything about Amazon other than eBook stuff and references to other companies (e.g. Dorrance Publishing top hit on Google), but not actually Amazon itself.


So if it is Amazon, you want donations for an advance run to produce copies of a book that they can't produce?


There's still time to bluster through sorting out this corner he might have painted himself into. A couple of days ago the book was to be released "in two weeks". Maybe someone can explain to me how I'm wrong about Amazon physical vs. epublishing. Because I do want to see this book. I want to see if he got a proofreader for the "complimentary ciphers" type errors. I want to see the names of the people that made the testimonials four months ago on an unfinished book. I want a good laugh every once in awhile.

The Gematria Factual Error Of The Month, October 2017

I think as tempting as it was to imply that sugar and fat are drugs like alcohol or cocaine, it was an implication, not a statement. So this month:


Bill O'Reilly's "hush money" payment of $32,000,000 dollars was only something like $100,000 less than the clean up cost of the Exxon oil spill.


Wow. That's a rather oddly specific price tag for the Valdez mess. $31,900,000. These things are rounded in millions and kinda hard to estimate. When you consider the source it looks like one of those comments that are made in such a matter of fact manner the loyal brainwashed minions (yes, psychological projection of theirs - they are the ones brainwashed) won't bother checking.


Which gives me the chance to make another bust, before back to the winner.


Hubbard makes World Series prediction. Newcomer suggests he's crazy. Hubbard says, "You must be sleeping if you don't know my work. I've been mentioned in a January 2017 USA Today article." Then says how he has successfully predicted almost every major sporting championship well in advance for the last three years. Nah. His record sucks in regards to "in advance". Now, this is the second time I've seen this USA Today article referenced like it's a good thing. Far from it. The USA Today writer, Ryan Phillips, is clearly sarcastically mocking Hubbard. Technically, claiming the article exists is true, but these comments misrepresent the content and you'd never know if you didn't check. Read the article for yourself by Googling "Zachary Hubbard USA Today."


So... I don't need to research any to know that approximately 32 million is way to small for the Valdez clean up. But since this is am award winner, I researched. As I expected, the real number is open to question based on 1). The source you read. 2). fact that it's a moving target, all these years later there's still oil on the beaches. And 3). Lawsuits and judgments filed, appealed and outcome although probably settled by this time could substantially increase the total cost


However, it's clear even adjusting for inflation, that the cost is in billions of dollars, not millions. Comparing 32 million to $5 billion, a perfectly reasonable estimate, is a factor of 1,500. They aren't even in the same ball park. If Exxon was told to cough up just 32 million they could and would have just paid it and saved a lot of money on legal fees to just sweep it under the sand rug.


And don't forget that the source of that difference in magnitude is a self proclaimed math genius.

Gematrinator Stats Crash

First, an apology. I published a post, it crashed and somehow reverted to less than half of the material. I'll get around to reposting it sometime.


Back up topic. The Gematrinator site has taken a nosedive in traffic. I know this, assuming that the material presented isn't doctored, because there's a video about it and a reference and pic on Twitter by the Gematrinator himself. It looks far to detailed to be faked, so let's take it at face value.


On October 16th, inexplicably after thousands of hits a day the traffic had a huge drop off. The best guess he provides is the rise of a "Marty Leeds 33" channel. Add in masonic interference via Google censorship.


I did watch this one, which I rarely do, since I was curious. I use the site all the time.


One of my two points I can prove, for now at least, is the claim made that "unlike Marty I don't want your money. I have a job." Yet the donation link to his PayPal account is still on the calculator page of his site. Note to self: Do gematria of HYPOCRITE and look for matches. Also, by way of direct comment on an old video of his I accused him of PhraseShoppimg. Yep. Still does it. In the video, "Scottish Rite Freemasonry" is gematrfied, when in the past and in Hubbard's blog it's almost always "Scottish Rite OF Freemasonry" which yields a different total because of OF. Busted.
Now, on to a bit of speculation. I'll start by saying, I don't think so, but maybe I have something to do with it. That was the day I took action on the overuse of the number 113. Even without the traffic loss issue it's something I spent significant time on. My publisher and I agreed that it's too late to incorporate it as a chapter into the book, but maybe an addendum.


The two main facets of *their* use of 113 is it always means dishonest and it's always the mainstream media. Since colleen's video (which frankly I'm surprised is still available) starts off with some blatant PhraseShopping with some rather odd choices I worked on creating my own list of 113's that conflict with their version. VERACIOUS =113. THE COMPLETE AND UNDENIABLE TRUTH =113. TRUTHER NUMEROLOGY VIDEO, FREEMASONRY TERMINOLOGY, and in case he deletes the donation link, TIKKURI PAYPAL LINK REMOVAL. All equal 113. I've covered the true vs. dishonest aspect and mainstream vs. not mainstream aspect. And as long as the colleen video stays up I have quantity. I can add three or four once a week for months (tomorrow's the day!) thanks to the insistence of using reductions, a huge cheat, and since they do it, liberal PhraseShopping. For good measure I take potshots at various ciphers. It's extremely interesting that REVERSE REDUCED CIPHER =113 in the reverse reduced cipher. If they properly called them elisions like me they wouldn't have this problem.


Any new additions they put up about 113 only proves my point. Lots of stuff equals 113. The whole concept of 113 being universally dishonest is thoroughly debunked by their own system.


Coinciding with the decrease in Gematrinator traffic, I have had an increase in page views here. He still gets more hits in a few days than my entire history, but percentage wise, I had a bump. For whatever reason, someone's paying attention. I mostly view my traffic to see the comparison with jokey posts versus serious. People like sniglets a hell of a lot more than they like things like this. And now, I use it as a proofreading guide. Didn't, think anybody would ever look at the old stuff, but somehow 11 page views on my Simpsons Stonecutter parody in one day. Well, since I rush through publishing posts trying to find time the dog will leave me alone long enough to type I make mistakes. If I type dig instead of dog it should be obvious what I mean. But, I'd be a hypocrite for calling out hypocrisy when I talk about grammar so much. My bad. At least I don't do numerology on misspellings. That's PhraseShopping to the extreme.


It could be a mixture of my 113 activity and someone who has read the material. Perhaps a group of users suddenly realized they were wrong and gave up? I doubt it's this Marty chap. He's still doing numerology, so he's wrong, too. Don't know. Somebody went back to the colleen video and liked my batch of comments including "THE COMPLETE AND UNDENIABLE TRUTH". It wasn't me. I think it's crass to like your own material.
 I also occasionally get +1'd on Google, their equivalent of a like, from people I don't know. That started recently (although before Oct. 16th.)


These events have made me create a new caveman friend for Durp and Gromk. Urk, the missing link between trolls and humans will be featured soon. And I can get back into full sarcastic form with him.








   

Gematria Debunked By The Machine Gun

Revisiting an old topic today. So, revisiting and repeating the same reason. As my readership grows I imagine that some newcomers must wonder if there's more to it than finding ways to be incredibly sarcastic. So a core value of modern gematria is:


Gematria is the reason our language exists. Not a byproduct. The numbers were always there, it's just a matter of being clever enough to have discovered the evil plot that these sports riggers and hurricane manufacturers have concocted.


The simplest example is the often quoted "mockery" in News headlines. They'll cut and paste an entire headline into the calculator and scan the results for matches. Then we all go gaga out how one of the hundreds of masonic catch phrases they have matches the various two and three digit numbers that pop up.


So if the headline reads something like, "Cubs Hopes Dashed for Another Year" a valid criticism is to point out that they included the gematria of the word "for" in that headline. The dark forces are also in control of the word "for" or the headline mockery doesn't match up.


Not wanting to sound like idiots by changing the headline from "A Dark Day For The Cubs" to "Dark Day Cubs", trying to pick what words are meaningful, avoids not matching the inevitable sceenshot accompaniment, it provides solid proof of how gematria simply cannot work. Grammar. It's not just the words, but they have to be in the right order.


"Sue is alive and pregnant, while Bob is dead."
"Bob is alive and pregnant, while Sue is dead."


Exact same words. Exact same numerology. Completely different meanings.


To justify my bizarre post title and add a little twist to make this a bit different, I offer the History Channel show, America's Secret Slang. If you want some entertainment regarding origins of words and phrases this is a good view. Each episode offers up a common theme, like Irish immigrants food related words. One episode is war related slang we use everyday.


Ironclad contract. Ironclads were naval ships like the Monitor and Merrimack. Compared to the all wooden predecessors, relatively indestructible. Sideburns. Civil War military dude, Amos Burnside's style of facial hair.


I've chosen the machine gun, because I knew this story before I watched the TV episode. Once technology caught up to the concept of a rapid fire without reloading weapon, some of the better designs of the World War era were belt fed. A two man team would operate the weapon. One would aim and pull the trigger, the other would be responsible for loading the ammunition and making sure it didn't get all tangled up. In order not to waste ammunition the training included guidance on how many bullets to fire. One guy running at you with a machete was usually a waste of an entire belt of ammunition. But, if it was a whom squad, tactical reasons justified it, or the machete guy just really pissed you off, you would send out all 27 feet of the bullet belt at him.


You'd give him the whole nine yards.


This phrase has stuck and now means to indicate anything you're really, really serious about.


Now the Nearly Infinitely Powered Though Utterly Confusing Knuckleheads are responsible for every tiny detail of the origin of the machine gun throughout history. Repeating rifles, the birth of Mr. Gattling, invention of gunpowder, Call of Duty video games. Everything, because words are associated to it all. That's an awfully lot of power and effort to work on rigging sports. Especially for a different meaning than Tom Brady picking up all the yardage needed for a first down on a key 3rd and 9 play. Or the amount of fabric to make a pair of socks for William "The Fridge" Perry.


Most war gematria usage is limited to WAR, KILL, DEATH, WWII and that kind of stuff. But the evil masonic usage of all words is waiting in the wings any time something is written. The phrase is not , "WHOLE NINE YARDS." It's almost always "*THE* WHOLE NINE YARDS.


So some freemason SOB was sitting around trying to figure out the proper numerical value of the word, "THE" for this and every other usage of the word? That's a lot of pressure. No wonder the turnover is so high, despite the dental plan.


Try going through a day without using "THE". It has a purpose. And it isn't to hold one of several billion different mathematical values depending on what elision you pick and which of the many you ignore.

Here's What Happens When Word Patterns Count

Last post I reintroduced how personalization influences the narrative. Previously, personalization in all forms counts - dreams, interpretation of what to call a loud noise you heard, personal definition of nigger, stories that can't be proven, etc.... Here are some more specific examples of how individual personality can affect the choice to gematrify what words.


MG= Miscellaneous Gematrianus
Z= Zachary Hubbard
D= Dan
M= Me


1). Yu Darvish
MG: Yu = Yew Tree. Yew has three letters. Tree looks like three. 33.
Z: Yu->YouTube -> Jewtube -> Kike faggots
D: Darvish -> Danish -> Swedish -> Swedish Twins -> Twins!!!
M: Darvish -> Whirling dervish, a Middle Eastern ice cream flavor.


2). Benjamin Franklin
MG: Ben Franklin -> 1776 - 17+76=93. Sun.
Z: Ben Franklin -> Kite -> Kike faggots
D: Benjamin Franklin -> Benjamin Button -> Brad Pitt -> Pitt/Button, double t's -> Twins!!!
M: Benjamin Franklin - Franklin Mint - Mint chocolate chip ice cream


3). Father Christmas
MG: Christmas -> XMAS -> Adult toys given as gifts =XXXMAS presents -> XXXMAS =33
Z: Christmas -> Hanukkah -> Kike faggots
D: Father Christmas -> Tangerines -> Wolverines -> Hugh Jackman Marvel comics double feature -> Twins!!!
M: Christmas cookies. And ice cream.


4). Red Robin Restaurant
MG: RED ROBIN = 365 (Satanic). That's why they're open all year.
Z: Red -> Blood -> War -> WWII -> Holocaust hoax - Kike faggots
Z: Restaurant -> McDonald's - Ray Kroc -> Baseball - Sports is rigged with drones, electromagnetic fields and hurricanes - Restaurant coupons -> Cheap -> Kike faggots
D: Red Robin -> Robin Hood - Maid Marian 's boobs, her...-> Twins!!!
D: Robin - Robbing the cradle -> Twin babies -> Twins!!!
D: Restaurant -> Hamburger patties -> Patty from the Simpsons -> Patty and Selma, Twins!!!
M: R.R.R. -> Raspberry has three r's. Raspberry ice cream.


5). Einstein
MG: German, "A stein" -> ONE =34. 34-1 =33.
Z: Intestine -> There's a large and small intestine in the human body. I'm as smart as Einstein -> Einstein was a, well,...you know.
D: Listened to Hubbard's weekly radio show -> Two intestines-> Twins!!!
M: Wilhelm Steinitz, world chess champion. Cream of the crop for years - Ice cream


6). John F. Kennedy
MG: JOHN F. KENNEDY =59. FREEMASONRY = 59 KENNEDY -> CANADA -> All Canadians are freemasons.
Z: PT109 -> Patrol boat -> Troll -> Kike faggot trolls
D: I think it means Twins. Just wanted to document this now, I need to get some sleep.
M: Jackie Kennedy -> When my husband gets shot, I scream.


You might have noticed one of my normal targets is missing from this. That's because the same response applies to all narratives:


The Kelvinator:
Let me know what word you picked and what value you want it to be. I'll make a new cipher, give you a four digit number that you drop all 0's and 1's from and we'll insist that it's "close enough".

Letters And Numbers, Or Just Numbers, Or Just Letters - We Really Can't Make Up Our Minds

I thought gematria was letters AND numbers. We've seen that numbers alone are durped in by pattern recognition. But at least they get mixed with the actual word part. On and off we'll see a comment that so and so died on a day with date numerology of thus and such. But added into a chain of narrative that goes back to what can be called true gematria with word conversion.


We're also allowed to durp in words by themselves. Probably not the greatest idea.


It just so happens that a star pitcher for the Houston Astros that has a last name pronounced like "KIKE-ELL". That's a non number pattern easily recognized by Hubbard's superior Jew bashing technology. So that gets added to the narrative. Dan just did a story on a famous pedophilia case that includes people with the last names, BONER, val PETER, and BONACCI, which he makes a point of spelling out as BONE-ASS-I before suggesting that their mockery is obvious and disregarding that every other name involved does not have the prepubescent schoolboy sex joke connection.


Starting with Bonacci, the dangers of just the words alone is not the best addition to their arsenal. The correct pronunciation might be bone-ass-ee. I found a grainy sound quality video that suggests bone-as-chee. (I think.) I would think that it's an Italian suname, and like Gucci loafers there's no 's' sound at all. Bone-ah-chee.




So if we have words alone counting based on pattern recognition personalization becomes involved. I think Keuchel reminds me of coochie and should be in Dan's sex story. I think his first name, Dallas, reminds me of lunch because it's SALLAD spelled backwards. I think Bonacci reminds me of Bon Ami cleanser and he's cleaning up the mess of the pedophile ring by confessing. Or the salad bar after the Astro's team lunch.


Yes, I admit the associations of the boner names is the easiest to come up with. It doesn't take Gromk to figure it out. Durp, however, swallowed a plate of pterodactyl hot wings, had his intestines ripped apart by a jagged bone which was expelled from his anus. Bone ass cheeks. (Eewwww!)


Again, we have the lack of any real rules that someone has set any kind of standard on what's acceptable and what's just too stupid. Any match counts, and it must be the freemasons who decided it.


I noticed this a long time ago. Figured now is a pretty good time to talk about word pattern recognition. Bone ass cheeks too much of a stretch? I think so, too. How about:


Zachary Hubbard (the numerologist) and
Zachary Hubbard (the pedophile arrested last month)


Seems like a pretty solid match. The freemasons must have planned that one out for a reason.

The Messed Up Numerologist Calendar

This wasn't inna gematria blog or video comment, but it was shared by a numerologist. A numerologist that associates the phrase "Rise Above Hate" with himself and has managed to share the numerology of "NIGGER" like those two are not mutually exclusive.


It was on Facebook. There's a big whopping red flag right there. Gee, it was on Facebook, it MUST be true. And it was preceded with the acknowledgment that it's a chain mailing. Which as is the case here not intended to produce any facts, but to self propagate because someone thought it would be cool to see misinformation go viral and lots of people have zero critical thinking.


It goes like this:


1/1/2017 = a Sunday
2/2/17 = a Sunday
3/3/2017 = a Sunday
4/4/2017 = a Sunday
etc.... through
12/12/2017 = a Sunday.


Nah. It took me about 3 seconds to dismiss it as impossible and a couple of minutes for the details. If January 1st is a Sunday, then it's 31 more days to February 2nd. Weeks are seven days long. 31/7 = 4 and 3/7ths. Which means it can't possibly be a Sunday since Sunday to Sunday is always a week apart. Turns out January 1st on that list is the only day in 2017 that's a Sunday.


Then the email shares that July 2017 is the only time in 1000 years that has a month with 3 Sundays, Mondays and Tuesdays which the Chinese call "pockets full of money". Well, being a chain mail that showed up in October it's no surprise that October has 3 Sundays, Mondays and Tuesdays. July doesn't. It's got three Saturdays instead of Tuesdays. The kind of mistake that easily gets made by copying an old bullshit chain mail. Because of leap years, months with 31 days follow a repetitive pattern of three consecutive days occurring 6, 5, 6 and 11 years apart. Far less than 1000 years.


It's was to see that someone who instantly gives any credibility to this kind of thing can readily be duped into thinking that the NIPTUCKS care about Tindering where a span of days can be either 50 days or 51 days if you include the end date or not.


 This guy also has his FB comments peppered with "my friends and family don't understand". "You don't understand gematria, you're the problem.". Nope. You don't understand gematria- that it doesn't work. You're the problem and your acquaintances should be offended by your attempts at psychological projection. You've had ample opportunity to see less than honest comments made by Hubbard and them. For instance, sharing his blog posts on Facebook after Hubbard claimed he was banned. Well, if HE said it, it must be true.

Miscellaneous Frivolity

As I recollect odds and ends uncovered in the past few weeks while now consuming too much caffeine and smoking too many cigarettes:


Tanzania:
Probably best the gematriaddicts don't insult them. I have had a visitor from Tanzania. I now know far more than I wanted to know about the country. It's poor. People are starving. And that's where Tanzanite is from. To me that sounds like the mineral that makes the Tanzmanian Devil lose his super powers. But it's a gemstone, officially one of December's birthstones. It's capital is Dodoma. Pretty much extinct as a capital since Dar Es Salaam is the biggest city and essentially the seat of the government. For starters I would avoid calling Dar's residents Salaamis. I would think they regard that name as baloney.


Maxthon:
Just what the web needs, another browser claiming to be the best. At least it's not a new cipher. Yet. I found this in my Traffic Sources stats.


My second reaction was that it sounded like a super cool secret agent name. Max Thon, Agent of J.U.S.T., or something. The first thought, probably because the Astros are in the playoffs, was Dickie THON. Who shared the fate of fellow Astro, MAX Stassi. Got beaned by a fastball. In Thon's case, after a shattered eye socket he was never the same. My talking about drones lately is not made up on my part. That's the go to story to explain super human ability to place baseballs exactly where they are supposed to go. And at what speed and such. Interesting that Thon's injury well predates drone technology. Must have been before the cloaking device part came to be. Yet all accounts are the pitcher hit him. It must be evil cabal related. Max. Thon. Both Astros. Maxthon browser. Astros reach World Series. Chalk up another story in the column of one the experts missed.


Maryland college football:
As I channel surfed I briefly hovered over the game Maryland was playing. Immediately I reflected that a terrapin is a turtle. Attu. So I popped open the calculator and sure enough,
MARYLAND TERRAPIN = 81, ATTU THE WONDER TURTLE = 81. I shared this information with my dog walker friend, who knowing my manufactured history of Attu the wonder turtle challenged me to reconcile it to Attu island. I did. I won't bore you with the details, but it involved the Allied recapture of the island in WWII, the Japanese commander, Yamasaki, his birth and death dates and the number of casualties attributed to cold and disease. Then I was scared at how much I'm starting to think like the conspiratards.


Autocomplete:
Speaking of Attu, I have some more suggestions that autocomplete recommends by sheer volume of my usage. In the format of Actual <recommended >
Attu <the>
Attu the <wonder>
Attu the wonder <turtle>
False <flag>
Because that makes all kinds of <fucking>
Because that makes all kinds of fucking <sense>
Hub<bard>
eli<sion>


I don't know what the standards for repetition are, but lots of others don't yet show up. Like apufeemia, Durp, Gromk and Nancy Drool.


The gematria of CONSPIRACY THEORY:
I almost trolled, but let it slide for now. For some reason they really hate being called conspiracy theorists. Someone offered in a comment to a blog post, CONSPIRACY THEORY = 88, ACTUAL FACT =88. PhraseShopping is second nature to me and after playing around for a couple of minutes briefly considered replying, "And NONSENSE THEORY=88. Your point is, what?"


NIGAHIGA YouTube channel:
These guys are really funny. One of their videos is about proving the Illuminati are real. If you need a good laugh, Google "Nigahiga Youtube illuminati".

My World Series Prediction

'Stros =19. WIN =19
ARTFUL =24, LOSER =24


The Artful Dodgers was a Dickens character.


BUT ....This is 2017. 2+17 =19 = WIN. So either team could win.


BUT....I'm rooting for the Astros, so I'm sticking with them.


Hah! Rock solid analysis. I'm getting myself a cookie!

Gematria Sports Predictions A La Cooking Shows

Cooking competition shows are a curious waste of time. In a good way. There's no need to try and put any heavy brain power into it, just enjoy the ride for an hour.


The format is successful enough that it was snatched from shows like Chopped and used for History Channel's Forged in Fire. The bladesmiths (chefs) have an appetizer to prepare (9-13 inch knife in their own signature style) then if not eliminated the main course, the historical weapon of the week.


The experts that judge the novices act the same way in this format. Every show. All three (there's always three) huddle up to talk about who screwed up the worst and has to leave the kitchen or forge in disgrace. It's so consistent that I'm convinced it's completely scripted and not true reality tv.


Don't worry. I'm not doing numerology on it despite suggesting it's rigged. I wanted to mention what I call the judges. The Butheads. That's not Buh-theads, but like Butt-heads with just one 't'. There's no such thing as a perfect preparation ever. When the masters offer their wisdom it ALWAYS goes something like this:


"I loved what you did with the mesquite, it added a nice touch of acidity to the plantain ice cream. The hollandaise topping was the perfect texture, not over cooked, not under cooked. Your presentation was spot on with the colors splashed around in an entertaining manner like a true master chef."




"BUT..."


There's always a but after the glowing praise.


"Your piece of wheat toast under the ice cream didn't have the edges torn off like my Mom used to do."


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The sports predictions have reached an all time low of standards on what could be called an actual prediction. It looks like the standard of of being OK to be wrong and spouting out whatever numbers no matter how trivial is firmly entrenched. So unlike the clear prediction that Venus Williams would win the last Wimbledon because of a made up statistic about the temperature on Venus, actual predictions are avoided. It goes something like this:


"Tampa Bay will be 2-5 if they lose this week. But I still like them to win at home against the 49ers."


That's not an actual quote, but I didn't have the energy to track down an exact one. I have lots of real examples to pick from if challenged.*


What happens is meaningless numerology that indicates Tampa Bay should always be 2-5 after week 7 by that illogic is combined with the stark reality that they are at home against a really bad team and will probably win. Which makes the entire process of mentioning it pointless, unless the cookie box is opened up.


These numbers that mean nothing are endless. An actual example: The flag was sewed (sic) in Philadelphia and established in 1777, which means 7, and this is week 7. Well, fucking duh. I really didn't need to be reminded it's week 7. Now the part that makes sense. PHILADELPHIA =61. If they win which they did they'd be 6-1.


BUT....this was presented along with reasons for a Washington victory. Some not even numerological like Kirk Cousins' grandmothers death.




Everybody wins a cookie.


Sports is a gateway drug to the conspiracy stuff. By itself not too nasty yet hints of the evil powers being in control of all. Another video was put up with "Mocking" in the title last night. They love the mocking and the tributes those evil bastards. Hubbard has the market cornered on mocking videos. Perhaps he's a mockinghubbard.






* Found one by accident very quickly going through MNF comments. NEW ORLEANS SAINTS =98. The Saints will go 9-8, 9-7 regular season and losing in the wild card game is a 9-8 season record. Meaningless because they would finish 9-8 every year if this was important. If this was the 1998 season you'd have the start for a case, but they didn't cooperate finishing 6-10. This will be documented in the predictions post to see how the Saints record compares to the numerology.

Oh Boy! I Get It! Can I Play, Too?

I briefly recapped a rather odd method of forcing the number 33 out of an unlikely source. Pi = 3.1416. 3+14+16 = 33.


The logical fallacies are that the determination of where to end the infinite series of digits and what reason there is to combine some of them before adding together. Other than to force the total to be 33.


I went back to document the comment. Who made it. When. What video (which won't matter since the channel will probably be deleted soon). And there was a reply. Oh! Good one! A 33 hiding in plain sight.


I wanted to say, I get it. I really, really get it. Coming up with a total of 666 is too hard and passe. And although Pi was involved here, Pi is taking a bit of time of out of the key lime(pi)light. It's also harder because 314 and 227 are one digit too many. But 33. That's statistically was to hit, especially with reduction elisions.


Just like how boring the narratives are with the constant repetition of numbers, the game is now to manufacture 33 in the most brain dead, hideously stupid fashion possible. Because nothing says gematria is legitimate like applauding someone's brain dead, hideously stupid idea. Everyone wins a cookie. It's just a question of how high the quality of the cookie is. Think Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pie cookies vs. stale Nilla Wafers.


I want in. Dammit. If I can't get a hate video made about me after all this blogging, I want a damn cookie.




Try number one.
EVERYTHING = 133. 1 x 33=33. Or just drop the one. Whichever. Everything is 33. Ha! That's at least worth a fresh Nilla Wafer.


Try number two.
THIRTY THREE = 66. Which is two thirty-threes. And THIRTY THREE THIRTY THREE = 132 which is four thirty-threes. And as a special bonus in the English elision is 3030! Hah! Two cookies! And of course there are an infinite number of thirty threes by doubling each time. Infinity is everything. So not only is EVERYTHING 33, 33 is everything.


I'm having fun. But these don't seem quite brain dead enough, so let me give Pi a crack.


Try number three.
The thirty third decimal place of Pi is 2. And I've got nothing. Brain dead rule #1 though. I've got a number I don't like, change it into another number. Now I already used up spelling it out. But we know from Las Vegas that to get to the 33rd floor out of floor thirty two, we add the basement. Pi has a basement! The 3 before the decimal place! Which means the thirty third digit of Pi is


0.


Zero is 33 because Pi is the coolest. Doesn't matter what method you use to arrive at a number. Words to numbers, dates, GPS coordinates dropping the decimal. Rounding. Everything ends up a whole number. Take the whole number, slap on a .0 after it. There's a 33 in everything!!!!!!


I should get a lifetime supply of Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme pies for all the time I'm saving by showing 33 in everything.

Please Learn The Meaning Of The Word Evidence

Hubbard (again) has claimed that his work is not conspiracy theory related. There's one thing we can agree on. It's more appropriate to call it conspiracy fantasy. His boast is that he set out to prove his postulates in 2013, and his evidence shows it. I've countered virtually every argument and recorded it all here.


But since I got a well received fun post with more sniglets yesterday, it's time for a more serious missive. It's a repeat of previous info, but so newcomers don't have to dig through the blog I'll put it up now, with a different angle so as not to sound like a ciphorg.


There's another debate video out there. If debate can be the right word for trying to have a conversation with close minded confirmation bias nut sacks. A commenter replied to the non-gematria utility side of the argument about using multiple ciphers with something about, "you don't have just one password, password123, it's too easy to guess." Which is true. But your analogy blows chunks.


A better analogy would be, you have a lottery with 90 balls numbered 10-99. The payoff is only if your ticket number matches the number on the ball. But, this is the gematria lottery, so you can change the number on your ticket to whatever other two digit number you want. After the ball has been picked. You can't lose.


But it does get more ridiculous in gematria. And another analogy puts it into a more appropriate scientific setting. That turns into conspiracy fantasy.


Little Johnny got a bad skin rash. Mumsy had him recap what he did that day. What he touched, ate, looked at cross eyed, trying to figure out what it was to avoid the rash in the future.


With too many variables, she wised up and took Johnny to the dermatologist. They decided to test some of the candidates for the rash cause by placing a small amount of several on his skin. They could have just tried just one. (One cipher). But this is a gematria dermatologist. So they applied many. Pet turtle dung, peanut butter, wheat gluten, raspberries, the New York Times (late edition, large sized print for the visually impaired, extra advertisement insert), water, etc..., etc.... (A boatload of ciphers.). Sure enough. More rash. Something he was in contact with caused the rash. Better avoid them all to be safe, poor Attu the pet turtle won't be petted ever again.


Then gematria adds further stupidity to the analogy. Not only have you not decoded cause and effect in a one to one relationship, there's the idiot dermatologist that's heard about this kind of skin condition being caused by Woodcutter Ivy. Which doesn't really exist, but she always thought it sounded like a really cool thing. Harvested from unicorn droppings after grazing under the Harvest Moon. She hates unicorns(freemasons) so suggests this is the cause of the rash. Hey, you can't prove it isn't, right?


With no historical precedent on what exactly is the difference between unicorn rash and normal rash now Johnny has to watch out for it. When if they stuck to science and actual evidence they could have found the one single thing that was the cause. (It was the raspberries, btw.)


You, the narrative writers, have decided that number XX must mean word YY. When there's so many different ways to get the number and could mean so many different ways to interpret it that bunches of different things could be the word. "I said 58 means freemasonry because I told you so." is NOT evidence. I don't give a fuck how long you've been doing it. Four years of bullshit is still bullshit.




So if you are going to invoke science because it's supposedly part of the basis of your system other than a convenient excuse to add more numbers to the database (Sun distance, atomic numbers, etc....) you'd better learn about the scientific method and evidence. But of course, evidence can disprove a hypothesis and the overwhelming evidence shows you are just dead wrong.


For actual evidence of gematria not working check my June 8th post regarding Reverse ordinal, grammar - specifically the prefix UN and WAS vs. WERE.

More Gematria Sniglets

Misinfomercial - Advertisements that use gematria style illogic, such as Safe Auto where the Alexa style device recommends that octopi have 18 tentacles because "octo" means eight and "tentacle" means ten.


Viewgle - The division of Google responsible for suppression of YouTube views while simultaneously allowing the Free To Find Truth blog to record 15,000+ page views a day, with only 1600 followers, regardless of the number of new blog entries posted.


Slothing- The laziness to look for a genuine match of more than three digits. Pretty much all the time. Zoologically the origin of the three toed sloth.


Deneil - Denying presentation of gematria to someone acknowledged to be smart and unbiased as independent corroboration of validity. One such person being Neil DeGrasse Tyson.


Isurp - Proclamation you're the expert in the absence of an acknowledged authority from history. Often used in conjunction with deneil.


Loophold - The loophole that provides the "out" to explain why 1 can be converted to 34 because ONE=34, but then the evil empire says to stop there instead of continuing the loop with THIRTY-FOUR = 160, ONE HUNDRED SIXTY = 205, etc... Because changing a number once is cool. More than once is just plain fucking stupid.


Attuvism - The recurrence of insulting religion after a brief period of turtling up, claiming you saw the error of your post and have changed for the better.


Rigamyrole - Nickame for the "Manchurian Candidate" athlete who's bred solely for the purpose of rigging sporting events. Obsolete now with automation via invisible drone technology and the upcoming ciphorg technology.


Ciphorg - Androids replacing rigamyroles. Humanoid features and incorporates electromagnetic wave generators, new cipher generators, calculation ability to round accurately to 0 decimal places, ability to create weather delays and a tiny hand held device that goes DING! (So Dan knows to generate numbers. Reference Dr. Who and acronym D.I.N.G., Dan Is Number Generating)


Necrofollowya - The army of the undead raised by Hubbard after he carries through with death threats on his erstwhile* followers that don't get with the program 100% and/or annoy him with one comment he doesn't like.
*Erstwhile means 'in the past', so the undead followers are technically present, but one doubts their effectiveness with the whole being dead thing going on.
Primo Donna (alt. primodonna, Primo Donny, primodonny) - The often vain leader of the comment thread that works in the first prime number list reference.


Shockpuppet - fake account used to agree with the more extreme suggestions nobody else openly admits to due to the "Emperor's New Clothes" mentality. Useful for maintaining order among the ranks so the loyal minions stay loyal minions without becoming less effective necrofollowyas (q.v.).

Personalization In Gematria

In one word describing the use of personalized stories in gematria narratives:


Don't.


It really doesn't do you any favors in the long run.


Let's start with the Kelvinator. His Gematrinator website has an introduction to gematria that explains it's more than just A=1, B=2, ....And being an intro it excludes the weird stuff like this actual comment: "Pi = 3.1416, 3+14+16=33". Which is easily the most astounding combination of misquoting Pi (rounded) partitioning the digits into convenient blocks with no precedent on any kind of a rule in place ahead of time, forcibly arriving at the magic number of 33 and based on investigative work into the history of the practice simply is not gematria. But you do want to recruit new talent. So don't scare them off. (Think John Saxon in Enter the Dragon. I'm the organizer of this super cool martial arts tournament. You do well your fame will spread, you'll get some prize money and maybe a character in the next Mortal Kombat video game. Ohhhhhh! By the way. I'm running a highly illegal drug operation on the side. Cross me and I'll kill your friend and maybe a random cat. Have a nice day!"). Suggest they investigate using gematria in their personal life. You'll be AAMMMMAAAZED at the synchronicity. If you are easily amazed by a constant string of two digit numbers that have an infinite variety of ways to be contrived. Like 3.141592653589793 etc.... equals 33.


You just got your evil martial arts clawed hand attachment (that's another Enter the Dragon reference) into someone. Congratulations. You just created Dan.


Dan gets hooked on a number and based on his blog posts must carry his laptop everywhere, or at least boots it up first thing when he gets home, and looks for the number of the day. And applying the infinite number of ways to alter a number into another number manages to magically find that number. And if the digits show up in a non-gematria setting, like how much lunch cost...the powers that be are speaking to him.


Which makes absolutely no fucking sense. The powers that be are some vaguely identified evil. Did you just avoid some dire calamity? Hah! You can't fool me! I've seen your evil 261! Now stop it, or I'll find 261 somewhere else. And I fail to see how encouraging the misspelling of TABASCO as TOBASCO Sauce and arriving at the magic number of the day helps the overall truth seeking cause. At least the Pi thing had some (weak) camouflage. But from past experience, personalized misspellings count. So let's throw that out there. Surely no potential new recruits. Dandemonium ensues.


Dan offered a rather odd personal story comment recently. He didn't want to offend the new girl at work. She's not ready for "truth" yet. He doesn't need any enemies at work because she's "super Christian". Yeah. Right. Like that should make a difference. It's ok to poison the internet with misspelling TOBASCO and suggesting that baseball players can aim a 105 mph baseball at little girls. But you won't talk to a new co-worker about it. As for the Christian part, I don't even know why he mentioned that. I'm offended. There's lots of words to describe me, but "super Christian" is hardly on the list. Other than Dan's videos that only get watched by the others in his clique there's lots of people offended as seen by the commentary. It's easy to assume based on statistics there's a healthy mix of personalities involved.


He could have taken the more direct approach like Hubbard devoting an entire post to "all Christians are stupid." Which ties into the personalization theme. When he offered the personal story of his donating his gas money to a man he got slammed in the comments by others that thought the same thing I did. Yeah, righhhhhhtttttt. Sure. And he showed gematria on Jesus. How convenient that this personal story that can't be proven contradicts the image manufactured by so much other material. And shortly thereafter it was suggested we would be seeing a new, kinder and gentler Hubbard. Which lasted about 36 hours.


We have easily produced positive reinforcement that over the long haul isn't going to fool anyone with half a brain cell. We have personalized events leading to outright mistakes that appear to count as legitimate gematria. We have personal stories that are dismissed by established lack of credibility. All because a huge problem with gematria is that there really aren't any rules.

Meet The Hubbards

Unless you've been hermetically sealed away from society you've heard of OJ Simpson. And you know exactly why you know the name. Although out of jail, for the rest of his life he'll be known by that name and associated story. I freaking know what his first meal outside prison was. Because it was what the paparazzi reported because everyone wanted to know what the guy who got away with murder ate. It was McDonald's. Two meals.


There are numerous cases of famous names and the stigma associated with them. There's the documentary, "Meet the Hitlers". Some were direct descendants of der Fuhrer. Some just happened to have the name. One, an open about it neo-Nazi, insisted on his right to name his son Adolf. The entire documentary is about the trouble the name causes. Hitler=Bad, regardless of if you are a nice person or not.


Numerology takes this a step further. If you have 58 numerology, you must be a freemason. They created the language. They are in control of everything. And they are really, really, really bad.


Now, considering the sniglet of deflexiom, the numerologist being immune to the negative connotations of a number - there are other good numbers you can claim as your own. Those are MY numbers. I'm ignoring the others.


Now, what if you're name IS Adolf Hitler. The numerology matches 100% across the board. That must mean something, right.


Google this:


Zachary Hubbard child molester.


No, it's not THAT Zachary Hubbard. He's got his own problems. This Hubbard was convicted to 45 years in jail for sexual assault of a nine year old boy. Let me double check. Okay, done. The numerology of Zachary Hubbard still equals Zachary Hubbard. That means something right? The powers that shouldn't be wanted this to happen.


I could go into a detailed narrative of tying them together further with what other details I know. I won't do that, because the point is -


For fuck's sake it's just a name. Not some mystical haven for numbers. As it turns out, a very unhappy tie in for ... both Zachary Hubbard's.


The numerologist version of that name should think about this before giving his next high and mighty speech about how meaningful his "work" is. 

The Boldest Sports Prediction Ever

My how generous of you. As the NBA season tips off, Hubbard offers us this bold and outlandish finals prediction.


Cavaliers vs. either the Warriors, Thunder or Rockets.


Wow. Your gematria just happens to coincide with the reason rankings and NBA odds of 4 of the top six teams. Nothing like going out on a limb after taking heavy fire recently for being wrong all the time.


The avoidance of excluding Boston before the ankle injury to Gordon Hayward (faked with drones beaming electromagnetic mind control drugs, no doubt) is offset by making the predictions with limited numerology. Maybe nobody will notice, and you can just make up stuff as the season goes on.

Why Not Prove - It's Not Rigged??

My sister wanted to talk to me about Jeopardy! which had a bizarre rarely seen ending last night. The winner walked away with the tidy sum of $1. He was the previous champion from the two previous days. My second reaction (after, "Wow") was that of wonder if it would be proclaimed to be rigged.


Nah. The YouTubers and bloggers want the smoking gun. Did you hear about me? I'm the one that broke the story first that Paddock was actually shooting from the basement! I'm the guy that makes brave knights swoon and women tremble!


And the numbers are rather boring. $1 vs. $0 vs. $0. It's like the exciting conclusion of an hours long soccer game ending in a 0-0 tie. Which unless there's nice injury (ALL sports injuries are fake, you know?) it's not going to get any attention. Dan's the only one consistently reporting on game shows. But unless there's someone dying of cancer or Alex Trebek hits one of the contestants with a 105 mph microphone there's nothing morbid enough to report on. Although the final question on last night's Jepoardy was a "killer".


It's boring. So though not really rigged it's not eye catching enough to draw attention.


But why not twist the script of something that was actually proven to be rigged by conventional means? Surely the evil empire has some use for throwing an innocent man in jail sometime.


Jimmy Gauld was an English footballer that headed up a game throwing con. Eventually, 33(!) players were indicted. That alone screams out freemasonry. Yet, in all this fuss about all professional sports being rigged this has not even been referenced as an aside. "Remember the Jimmy Gauld scandal. He sold his story for £7,000. While blah blah blah blah equals 70 and blah blah blah."


Oh, I get it. I've already listed some of the reasons. It's actually rigged. There's no smoking gun. The story is out of your comfort zone of turning not rigged into rigged. Nobody died directly as a result, unless there's a zombie Sam Peckinpah Bonnie and Clyde style shootout in a movie version. Dan would need some twins or the £ amount of his lunch involved to get interested. And it's English football. You don't mean ALL professional sports are rigged. Just the ones that you like.


That's just one example. Any serious research would include some historical references instead of constant focus on current headlines. The only use for history for these pinheads is declaring something a "tribute" to a past event or misquoting something Pythagoras supposedly was involved in.

Broken Collarbone Sidelines Heath Ledger For Season, As Reported By Anderson Cooper

What we have here is a case if getting too greedy. Both within the Jewish Elision, AARON RODGERS = 558 and BROKEN COLLARBONE = 558. Personally, I would have pointed that out and then just dropped the subject. A rare instance of a valid three digit match far larger than the normal values (100-250) coinciding with actual events. For you non sports minded folks, Aaron is a genuine superstar in the NFL and suffered a possible season ending injury via broken collarbone.


But then the video got weird and started going into the freemasonry stuff and of course, cross matching over elisions other than Jewish.


The thing about 558, is that it also happens to be evenly divisible by 6 and since it's really just 93 on performance enhancing drugs it's right around the range for other names. So even though it's too difficult to pass up misquoting the distance of the Sun to the Earth we have to wonder why the powers that shouldn't be created BROKEN COLLARBONE in our language specifically for Rodgers injury.


In Jewish, ANDERSON COOPER also has the decency to equal 558. One wonders why Scott van Pelt is telling me about this instead of Anderson Cooper. Especially since Cooper's news reporting show is subtitled 360 and there hasn't been a good misquoted Pi reference lately. You could misquote Sun and Pi in the same narrative. That would be cool.


In English elision, HEATH LEDGER is 558. Yet apparently his death had to do with drugs and not a broken collarbone. Unless he decides to come back as a zombie the chances of him playing Aaron Rodgers in a movie are pretty small. Although the drugs would be a good explanation of the conversion of 93 into 558. The movie version could be a Super Bowl story with NICKI MINAJ = 558 performing. Breaks her collarbone. Spinal cord damage. Turns into a zombie. And we've come full circle. Back to 360 and Cooper.


For the non-evil who don't purposefully twist the narrative into the macabre, we have some slot machine style partial reinforcement. Here's one instance where the basic story of Rodgers and the collarbone breakage actually works. But the greedy nature of insisting on 8,410,284,776 different numbering systems allows lots of options that don't make any sense, except possibly in hindsight.

Trolling

I finally did it. Months after it went into the planning stages, I trolled. I'm not particularly fond of the idea of trolling. Often just degenerates into a flame war of "No, YOU'RE A POOPYHEAD!" arguments. The critics too often just offer "You're crazy.". Gematria authors offer, well, gematria. Which says enough about their credibility.


Just because I'm not overly fond of it doesn't mean I won't do it. I just needed the proper motivation.


I'm so fucking sick of this 113 always means dishonest/mainstream storyline.


So let's see what I can do about it.


Trolling individual blog posts and videos isn't to terribly effective. They love that. The loyal minions have a field day retaliating on the so-called troll, no matter how rational and well put the argument is presented. The videos don't last long because the Bavarian Illuminati is out to get them. Except I know one that's a couple of months old that looks like it may be around until the author voluntarily pulls it. Colleen, 113 - The code for "this is fake".


Collie burst on the scene a couple months ago with several vids of just typing in numbers into the Kelvinator's spreadsheet. No condescending dialogue. Some new agey music in the background for the audio. Received the Hubbard seal of approval and a link to the YouTube channel on his blog. That's good enough for me as a stamp of approval for officially approved gematria content.


The first two phrases that equal 113? THE DIVINE DISTORTION and WAGE WAR BY WAY OF DECEPTION.


Congratulations. You just PhraseShopped. I've become an expert. Some of my retorts are better than others. If you want the full list, for now you can check the video yourself. Google " Colleen 113 Youtube" should get you there.


I've already gone over "Reverse reduced cipher" =113 in reverse reduced. PRIME NUMBERS CIPHER and REVERSE ORDINAL SYSTEM also equal 113. Guess they're dishonest, too. I made sure to take some pot shots at some of the big users. I made sure to cover "NON-MAINSTREAM". And reminded that VERACIOUS equals 113. I've got "truther" covered for a future update. TRUTHER GEMATRIA BLOG = 113. I've got more than a dozen ready to add. Once every week or two.


Then as time goes on other videos that have sat idle with their misinformation waiting to be found will be trolled with the same list. Maybe bits and pieces like colleen, maybe all at once. I haven't decided.


As for challenging the validity of my list - don't. My phrases are no weirder than colleen's I shared here. As for PhraseShopping. It's done every single day. John = xxx, Smith = xxx, John Smith = xxx. That's the most common. Not content with a billion different elisions you now have three different words for one person. They must love British terror acts. Great Britain, Britain, British, United Kingdom, UK, England. The NIPTUCKS could never come to an agreement on one.


And I did colleen a favor. Since the first comment a couple of weeks ago there's been 20 views of the video when it had sat idle for weeks. These guys are obsessed with page views.


It's just a number that means nothing. Pretty easy too get. It's not too low and not too high. And my 20ish or so list has just one 1103 in it. I haven't even touched how 131 = 113. Yet.

The Technology Scifier

That's "Sci-Fier", not cipher. If it was creation of a new numbering system for incredible technology it would be cipher, or the Harlan Elision, as discussed previously.


You shouldn't try to avoid my monthly factual error award. It's a pretty big honor. And starting this month you get a paper mache troll statue.


You don't want to insult people's intelligence by saying that the hurricane struck Puerto Rico because Attu moves in mysterious ways. Instead you explain it away with technology. This is the 21st century. Before you know it Buck Rogers will wake up, shag Erin Gray and help Cartman get his Nimtendo Wii. The technology is amazing in gematria narratives.


I think.


Because although with unerring certainty of the existence of the technology, the details of the way it actually works are pretty sparse.


Electromagnetic fields
Used in football and basketball. This explains how receivers who are supposedly super human and shouldn't need any assistance have a ball guided into the hoop or a receiver's hands. Or miss the target. Just so the numerology works up. You don't want Odell Beckham to suddenly grow a conscience or forget the script at the key moment. The key detail missing is exactly what is being magnetized in the ball. I double checked the periodic table of elements for magnarubber, and it's still not there.


Drones
Used in baseball. It explains how balls are aimed to the desired location. Well, I guess the baseball division of the evil sports cabal didn't get to use the magnetic fields. Or maybe the drones are so super secret that they're still being tested. Because they must also be invisible, emit mind controlling signals or pump out hallucinogenic chemtrails because NOBODY ever sees them. They also might be involved in Holly Jablonowski's ( ❤ ) explanation on how Aaron Judge grew nearly half a foot in time for Correa's home run last night. Again, no firm details. Just drones. Not allowed to talk much about it, that would be.....droning on.


Weather Control
I'm glad hurricane season is almost over. I'm so frigging sick of weather tech stuff. Just like everything in sports that disappears in the off season we won't also have to hear about the many incredible facets of weather tech. Apparently earthquakes are now part of the weather tech branch of the evil empire. One thing I can be sure of is the evil empire does love Holly....er....a dark and stormy night. They never make a sunny day free from some kind of disaster. Indeed, good weather ruins their company picnic.


Video Views
Hubbard and sock puppet Unknown Warrior both reported half a million page views on a video that got pulled by YouTube after only being up 18 hours. Amazing how he hasn't topped more than about 10k on any other video, and the one up the shortest time gets so much more attention. That's some serious mocking. Artificially inflate the views (with the magnetic air used in sports balls?) then pull it just to mock him. Especially mean since they usually do the opposite and suppress his page views. Or so he says.


Temperature recording
Let's not forget that we know exactly what temperature it is everywhere on Venus at all times. I'm jealous. My phone and my car report different temperatures, as much as 4-5 degrees. And I thought their technology was good.

Gematria Sniglets

Germatrianation - The growth, or rather the sudden creation of a brand new never before used cipher/elision.


Shillakcking - Utter defeat of or by a shill in the comments section of a gematria blog post or video.


Trolloop - A fake account, usually represented by a hot female avatar, created to continue a fake argument with oneself. Also, that conversation itself.


Hubbcap - a thinking cap that doesn't work.


Twrofer - A truther that simultaneously holds two conflicting beliefs. Like flat earth and using GPS coordinates in numerology. As difficult to understand logically as it is to pronounce.


Jewry Making - The practice of crafting gematria narratives of distinctively non-Jewish people around the claim they are a Jew. (Recent examples, John Oliver, Kathy Griffin, Ben Affleck)


Deflexiom - An axiom that the author of a gematria narrative is immune by deflection to the negative connotations of a number, even if they use the negative connotations themselves. For example, all in simple ordinal.


ZACH = 38, JEW =38
HUBBARD = 56, FAGGOT = 56


Although JEW FAGGOT and ZACH HUBBARD both equal 94, his go to insult is "kike faggot".


Literalcy - Contradicting your intelligence claims by grammatical or factual errors. Named in honor of the Strykes V3 chap who compared the value of gematria to literacy. Then proceeded to talk about a person *whose* read the blogs and watched the videos. That's *who's*, dumbass. This will likely be deleted since the shelf life of a Hubbard video channel is about nine days. But I got the screenshot. (This is the right word for the Kelvinator bragging on passing the Wunderlich (sic) test.


Asiten - Because asinine isn't big enough to describe the stupidity of boiling down everything into a two or three digit number. And 9 is only one digit.


Unchanneling - the habit of repeating the same mistakes over and over to continually get your YouTube channel deleted. Being deleted is a badge of honor to these guys, like spray painting graffiti on train cars by gang members, you aren't cool if you haven't had a channel deleted.


Blackfire - The critical backlash from sharing a story that intends to show you aren't racist when everyone knows otherwise. (See Hubbard's post yesterday about the spirit of Jesus and the nearly two hundred comments.)


Supphosition - An argument that doesn't have a leg to stand on, thus not able to have support hose applied. Synonymous with gematria.


Maledictorian - "mal" the Latin root for bad, the expert that graduated at the top of the gematria class. The best. Not sure who it is. They all pretty much suck at it. But, look what they have to work with.


Nonthirtythreephobia - Just like triskaidekaphobia describes fear of 13, this is fear of having the number 33 not showing up and the great lengths to manufacture it. Like the Las Vegas shooter's floor#.




That will do for now. This certain can be revisited in the future.

Gematria Debunked By Sniglets

Returning again to the origin of language, not as a way to communicate but to hide small numbers in words by the incredibly evil forces set against us. Often to mock or pay tribute to some other event, for purposes yet undisclosed. Or so they say.


Even in the Kelvinator's "What is Gematria" description there is encouragement to look for synchronicities in your personal life. You'll be amazed at how easy it is to find magical connections through the mystical power of gematria. As long as you believe that two digit numbers are magical.


I could get all existential on the personalization theme. Maybe lead in with a bit about Dan doing gematria on LOUD NOISE. It gets too weird. I'd have to create another twin brother for Attu, the Wonder Turtle for philosophical stuff and I really don't have the energy right now. So I'll take the was way out and pick something middle of the road. Part personalized to an individual, part with a foothold in the lives of others around you. And it's something that's been around for decades. It's language, and therefore the creepy cabal must be involved. The Sniglet.


A sniglet is basically a made up word. The origin and majority of usage is for comedy. The idea is to create what looks like a real word that should be found in the dictionary, but isn't. Sniglet is itself a sniglet.


Sarchasm - The gap between the maker of sardonic humor and the understanding of the comment's target.


Anticiparcellate- Waiting until the postman is a few doors away before retrieving the mail so as not to appear too anxious.


Choconivorous - The practice of starting consumption of a chocolate Easter bunny by biting the head off first.


The new word division is awfully busy. There's some time travel, mind reading or some super power at work. If I choose o describe this super power as supercalafragalisticgematrialidocious, that instantly becomes a meaningful word to be gematrifiable. Or I could save everyone a lot of time and call them "uz".


Uz isn't particularly humorous, and not in the spirit of sniglets that were invented by comedian, Rich Hall. But this is the way language works. Something nonverbal needs a description. If you don't have a pre-existing word, you make a new one. The dictionary wasn't created by Jeannie bobbing her head and crossing her arms and it just appeared. All of the words that will exist that don't exist now aren't waiting to be discovered because some vague and undefined super power has preordained them to hold two digit numbers.


Combining making up your own words with your own ciphers you can make anything be any number you want. I sense a lamprey argument coming on. A lamprement.


Yes, I will dedicate an entire post to some sniglets of my own. The first one that came to mind as I typed this is:


Dandemonium - The confusion created in trying to follow Dan's logic in a blog post he made.


And of course I've already been using apufeemia and others already.


I recommend the original sniglet books; they are hilarious. Also fun for an amusing look at fancy big words as discussed previously, Peter Bowler's series The Superior Person's Book of Words. I promise the authors have not converted a single word into a number.

Apufeemia Update

Dan is really starting to bum me out. We've had some reports on the usual kind of stuff, thrown in with auditory hallucinations and mention of needing to go to sleep (which surely are not related)....


But no Simpsons. Marge marrying her twin in episode one of the new season. Still no report. And the second episode. Twins again. Dan, life with Twins goes on, even when your TV predicted that the Twins and Dodgers would be playing in the World Series and that's not going to happen. Unless that was another auditory hallucination and it develops into a full set of movies. I like Johnny Depp starring. Oh. Forgot. Vocabulary. SORRY! Substitute "hearing things" for "auditory hallucinations."


Episode two, current season. Marge and Lisa collaborate...er...work together on a graphic novel...er...comic book. And just the image of Sherri and Terri, the schoolgirl twins should be enough of a hint. But they also chose to label them, "CREEPY TWINS". If that's not a freemason clue, I don't know what is.


Because nothing says creepy like the word, creepy.


On Dan's latest video of Ralphie May Hubbard defended him from a critic, describing Dan as "a legend". Surely this twin expert legend could not have missed two consecutive episodes of the most meaningful freemason content in the history of television, could he?


He must be overworked. The deprivation....er...lack of sleep is proof. Even legends need help. Will Smith was a legend out of necessity, being the last person in I am Legend. Even he needed help from Goldblum. Sorry. He's Jewish. He needed help from Randy Quaid in Independence Day. So let me handle this one.


CREEPY TWINS = 157.


Holy schnitzel. THE SIMPSONS = 157


JESUS IS SATAN = 157.


Wonder twins powers activated! Those pesky masons have really got us this time!


SHERRI AND TERRI = 166. Just like APUFEEMIA. He still mentions 166, but mostly took a break from twins for various personal life details. Maybe audit....er...heard things. I wish the twins angle combined with the 166 personalization. Some inside information on Swedish bikini model or Asian porn star twins would be fun. Especially with pictures. Give me a couple of hours and I can PhraseShop something to equal 166. No, really. I can. *


I want a book. A full book detailing every past episode of the Simpsons and all the masonic, creepy activity. At least that will keep him busy for awhile instead of mocking comics with health problems, little girls getting clobbered by foul balls and women dying of cancer.


* Hot, nubile Asian twin porn stars =166
Working on the Swedes, I have hit 167. But when I saw that Tanned Swedish models =333, I had thoughts about quadruplets =666. Very distracting.

Baseball, Pythagorean Win Expectation

Strangely, not a Pythonym (i.e., something attributed to Pythagoras that he had nothing to do with), but an actual baseball statistic. And it sure sounds like something the gematria number crunchers should know about. Not a mention.


It should be mentioned for the same reason that Pythonyms have been used - Pythagoras means geometry (to them) - geometry means gematria (only because of name similarity) - and in this case actual numbers based on the Pythagorean theorem - and...baseball! It's rigged!


I stumbled on this by accident reviewing my team's less than stellar performance this year. It works like this:


Runs scored squared/(Runs scored squared + runs allowed squared) = expected winning percentage.


It sounded like nonsense to me. Duh, you score more runs than you allow, you win more often. It does work pretty well in practice because the baseball season is so dang long. Over a 162 game schedule it has been found to hold true within 2-3 games.


Its gematria application...
In baseball even the worst teams can muster 65 wins or about 40%. The best don't win much more than 100 or 60%. Most of the results will be a decimal beginning with 0.4 or 0.5. The win expectation numbers are in the same range.


We all know that every mind numbingly stupid number that shows up MEANS something to these guys. Ben Roethlisberger's release time on the fourth of five interceptions last weekend. Surely that was rigged.* That means something. Somebody in the stands wearing a team jersey number. Means something. Time on the clock when Stephen Curry scored his 33rd point means something. But what to do with a number like 0.512?


Change it into another number. That's 215, THE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD. Maybe the calculation was 0.5119. Hey, 511 =115. Freemasons. The current record for globetrotting is to drop a GPS decimal coordinate of 0.95 completely, so why not. Gotta get the masons in there somehow. Surely some prime numbers will show up. Freemasons love prime numbers. The possibilities boggle the mind of coconuts!


I don't mind training them to use another useless number. This is documentation of lack of sincerity about what Pythagoras means to gematria. He certainly did not invent baseball, being the huge shuffleboard and curling fan he was. He didn't have anything to do with Gematria, being more into Sudoku. And in total there is no historical precedent, no authoritarian person or group that determined what non-gematria numbers are allowed to carry over and mix with numbers derived strictly from words. The users are picking and choosing and making it up as they go along.


*An example, I haven't seen it, but it sounds like them. Don't nitpick.

Gematria, 113 Means "Gematria Doesn't Work"

Sometimes I put in concentrated effort into looking for words that don't make sense when the gematria is calculated. Mostly antonyms, like back to back to back episodes of Law and Order turned up how GUILTY and INNOCENT both equal 94 in the simple elision. That makes no sense that super powerful entities would allow synchronicity between to completely opposing concepts. News headlines of "XXXXX declared guilty" and "XXXXX declared innocent" being the same in the original method, before the cross matching between the newly created numbering systems allowed.


I had a reason to think spend a block of time dedicated to searching for a more incriminating example of gematria not working. Details to follow in a few days as the bigger project is a work in progress. However for now, I offer this slice of the pie.


Supposedly 113 always means dishonest, fake and bullshit. Without my own PhraseShopping and using their own terminology:


Reverse Reduced Cipher =113


In the reverse reduced cipher.


My isn't that interesting. They encoded our language to show us that the encoded language is fake. Because nothing says sensible like a paradox.


For an idea of where the bigger project I mentioned is headed you can review my post, The Gematria Legitimacy Paradox.

Gematria Advocates Vocabulary, From The Mind Of Coconuts

Seeking new levels of crassness, Hubbard wrote some suggested , "Thank yous" yesterday. From people to himself. Because nothing says true gratitude like writing your own thank you note to yourself. I'm reminded of his book. As far as we know the only concrete progress is the chapter list and the self written testimonials on the front cover. Because nothing says highly recommended like writing your own testimonial on an unfinished book.*


On one hand a lot of these guys keep talking up how smart they are. Hubbard doing math in his head at a young age. The Kelvinator scored highly on the misspelled Wunderlich Test. Truthiracy is a polymath. Or so he says. But their vocabulary doesn't really give much indication to support this. Often gets them into trouble, like exactly what the word "ordinal" means. Another example is Hubbard accusing someone of making slanderous allegations in a thread on a public forum that latched on to one of his posts. It's a common mistake. If you haven't already figured it out, slander is spoken. This was in an internet forum making it written, or libelous. The arguments are always the same. Critic says your nuts. Numerologist says he's smart, you just don't understand gematria.


I understand not constantly using words like "polymath" in the blogging and numerology. There's no sense in alienating your readership by talking over their heads non stop. But there are lots of good words that go unused. Probably because they don't deal with the intended narrative centering on death despair and sports. And the $10 words tend to get bigger and less likely to be matched.


Serious research should probably include every single aspect of the words relating to the Pope. Ahead of time. Instead of waiting for it to pop up in a news headline.


Succinctorium = 168/183.


In the Jewish elision 168 is also the total for Benedict. 183 is Sacred. Perfectly logical connections to what a succinctorium is, a sash the Pope. But where's the gory fun in that? Just like ANTS and PICNIC both equal 54 there's not going to be a mention of it, until Pope Benedict gets stabbed and blood stains on his succinctorium are reported by CNN.


Those succinctorium numbers are starting to get too big already. In simple and reverse as seen at gematrix.org we're already in nonsense phrase territory. Like 183=MIND OF COCONUTS. Whatever that means. How this got searched as many times as shown in the database top listing is a mystery. People would have to be stupid enough and have the minds of coconuts to look for that. Which may be a bad example since Dan is involved in the equation.


Vibratiunculation is a gentle vibration. Perhaps the aftershocks of a major earthquake could be described as such in comparison to the main tremor. The chances of seeing it in a gematria narrative are somewhere between 0 and 0, and 0 doesn't count. Because you won't find the word on a Snapple cap or in autocorrect/spellchecker.


The complete absence of some occasional high falutin' words justifies my translation of the, "I'm so smart" defense they use. "I'm so smart that I don't realize there are only 90 two digit numbers that I still get surprised that when I churn out hundreds /thousands a day that some of them match."


* For the record, it was back in April 2017 Hubbard encouraged donations and that he wouldn't be blogging until the book was finished.

All Your Gematria Are Belong To Us

Having a life outside of numerological matters I kicked back to watch a horror movie I had never seen before. Jigoku, Japan 1960.


An early scene confused me that the Japanese teacher going over the origin of the concept of Hell gives the origin of the Japanese word for Hell from another language's word. Which was not even close to Jigoku. The explanation: I misunderstood the pre-movie commentary. Jigoku is not the Japanese word for Hell, but also another title the movie went under.


This morning as I watched South Park, Faith Hilling, about internet memes I had a thought about a famous meme based on a horrible mistranslation. Zero Wing. All Your Base Are Belong To Us. The beginning cut scene of the video game, a mini movie, includes that phrase as well as some other comical mistranslations. Famous enough to become part of pop culture. The Wikipedia article even references a Nevada site where the meme was planted that has the GPS location to seven decimal places. Hmmm....that's part of our language.


Through your idea that the NIPTUCKS have encoded our language with numbers, you've just inherited every mistranslation.


Personalized misspellings and mistranslations are a topic coming soon. For now, let's just stick to some more mistranslations. The point being that the foresight of the NIPTUCKS goes well beyond rigging a ball game. They've created our language. They are responsible for all the events leading up to some remarkable events.


It's my understanding that the phrase, "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live" in the Bible *might* be more properly, "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live AMONG YOU.". And instead of an encouragement to burn Salem's witches at the stake that they should be banished. Big difference. At least Jack McCoy makes a big deal about taking the death penalty off the table on Law & Order. That sounds like the kind of operation am occult based group would do. But why bother with all the effort? Original text written. Mistranslation. Right people at the right time to perceive the mistranslation in the proper way to achieve the desired result. Make sure the weather is right to fuck with the wheat crop. All the events. This is power far beyond having a single gunman engage in a false flag so the government will take our guns away and delete your YouTube channel.


Michelangelo was rigged. His statue of Moses has horns because the word 'keren' could be translated as horns. When the biblical reference probably meant the other meaning for keren of "radiating light". So Mikey's birth, education, every facet of his entire life was engineered to lead up to a statue of Moses having horns on it. Because words are mystical vessels to hide two and three digit numbers?


Yep. All your gematria belong to the invisible empire. Including the mistakes. For no reason but their agenda, no matter how farfetched. And yet they wonder why people are skeptical.

Joke Time - Shakespeare

After a visit from his dear friend, Francis Bacon, Shakespeare had set to finish off the now famous soliloquy in Hamlet.


The visit had confused him as Francis insisted on talking non-stop about capital letters, cyphers, reverse numbering systems, reductions and on and on about all manner of numerological matters. He was beginning to regret his promise to Francis that he would include something about numerology in Hamlet.


With a heavy sigh, Will put quill to parchment and started to mull over how to work in gematria to what he had already produced.


His thoughts turned to the conversation about the beer they enjoyed with the meal. Francis had explained how B was normally equal to two. It could be 27 if the beer were capitalized, Beer. It could be 25 in reverse.


Frustrated he cried out, "B two or not B two, that is the question!" The oil lamp light went on and the rest of the soliloquy is history.


He then proceeded to start his next work which was what he really thought about numerology.


Much Ado About Nothing.

Because You Can Never Have Enough Ciphers

I got to thinking that lately I've seen some new elisions (see, I'm so respectful I called them by their misnamed moniker in the post title!) or at least new rules regarding ciphers. Or opportunities to make new ones that would better explain the illogical comments that pop up. So being respectful, generous, sarcastic and mocking I've cooked up some new elisions.


Housing Of Vegas ELision (HOVEL)
Housing Of Toronto ELision (HOTEL) makes too much sense. Toronto is a much cleaner city* and there's a much better chance of getting maple syrup with your pancakes. Gotta have something that has its roots in stupidity to explain missing and additional floors. Come on, what if the assassin wanted to shoot from the basement? Through the stone foundation? That would be just stupid. Each letter counts as a "floor" and you add 1 to the total for each letter of the word. ACE =1+3+5+ an additional 3 for three letters = 12. This explains why Aces are one or eleven in blackjack. 1+11=12. In LEVOH, you subtract one for each letter.


Coulombic
There aren't enough higher sciences in gematria. And nothing impresses more tha throwing around fancy sciency words, except a brisk hammer strike to the skull of a toddler attending a baseball game. Coulomb's Law states that the magnetic attraction between two charged particles is proportional to the charges on the particles and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. That sounds like how to handle double letters. Double letters consecutive are multiplied together, but if separated just added. So BOOBS, is B+B and OxO. Except the original law is inverse to the distance. And we can't have the number get too big, gematria hates truly encrypted individualized numbers. So, its the square root of OxO. Which is really just O. But just saying drop the extra double letter doesn't sound as cool.


The Attuic Elision
A lot of the mythos of Attu The Wonder Turtle is shrouded in mystery. Being a just and humble reptile he keeps a low profile. What we do know is that he originated as a Tuath marine turtle. His mother was famous for her long flowing hair which she groomed with a tortoise shell comb. (The original tortoise and the hair fable). Attu's twin brother, Dan was the evil twin and insisted that he should be called Tuath at his Irish Rite of Baptism. His father, fearing for his life after seeing the criminal manner Tuath handled apostrophes buckled and consented. As a compromise Attu, who was to be baptized as Hattu honored his mother and her H-air and "got the H out of there.". H's do not count in Attuic. Also, Attu's humility only allowed him to have 1.75 hearts (or 'earts' as the Tuath collective calls them) as having two seemed too pretentious, even for a wonder turtle. All values in Attuic are multiples of 0.75. Totals are rounded up or down, keeping in mind the European convention of rounding 0.5 always to the even number. (Some say this is because of Tuath Irish/European geography. Many scholars think it's because Dan/Tuath was the odd turtle.)


Blue Jay and Reverse Blue Jay
Because ordinal is confused with cardinal in gematria, there birds of different colors and I got paid by the Toronto tourism council for two instances of product placement in this post.


Variable Elision
This will require creation of a 26 sided die. Duplicate numbers per letter are possible and expected. Because as reduction methods prove having each letter always be an individualized value is just plain fucking stupid. Roll the die 26 times and let fate decide. How often you reset the values is your own choice. It doesn't matter, you'll get results that are just as meaningful as the current 517,023,588,496,231 other elisions available.


* Fun movie trivia. Escape from New York was filmed in Toronto. The city was so clean that to create the grimy atmosphere wanted for the film the production crew had to import trash to spread around.

Time For Some Miscellany Not Worthy Of Individual Posts

Dan's Selective Apufeemia (apophenia)


Right at the same time Dan was ignoring his Twins World Series prediction was wrong he had a post dedicated largely to the season premiere of The Simpsons. I watch the Simpsons for the reason most people do, it amuses me. Dan is going to have to watch it again. Must have been taking a pee break or sumpin' and missed the joke about medieval Marge marrying her twin brother. Or he's just doing the tried and true gematria principal of ignoring the 'misses' and concentrating on the 'hits'. He did take the time to misuse an apostrophe in his blog post, the episode mentions "Jesus' goblins" when it's "Jesus's goblins." So there's something consistent there.


There's Still Housing Problems in Vegas
The Kelvinator put up a Vegas video yesterday and again somebody mentioned that the missing floor #13 means the shooter was on the 33rd floor. Let me recount:


1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32.


Hmmmm....still 31. Let me try it backwards. Hmmmm....still 31. Random order.....hmmmmm...still 31. Looks like the tried and true gematria principal of "if enough people misquote the same thing it must be true" isn't working. We NEED a new elision. There simply aren't enough. Because nobody commented on this floor count, including Kelvie.


Flame War on Twitter
Somebody by screw name of get bent got into a dialogue with the Kelvinator, which turned into a flame war regarding sanity and intelligence. Kelvie's support of his brain power? His high score on the Wunderlich test. Which doesn't exist, it's the Wonderlic test. Because nothing says I'm gonna smart like not getting the name of an intelligence test wrong.


Pregame Thursday Football Prediction
New England was Hubbard's preseason Super Bowl champion pick. After their slow start he crunched the numbers again and had second thoughts. He did correctly pick New England to win the game, but offered a caveat before Thursday night's result. If NE lost, he's officially changing his Super Bowl champion pick to the Chiefs. How generous of you. Changing from a struggling 2-3 team to the only undefeated team in the NFL that's at the top of everyone's power rankings. Because nothing says predictive power of gematria like going with the favorite, until proven wrong after the result is in.


Death To the Trolls
The death threats continue in the Free To Find Truth blog. And Harry Butts, probably not his real name sounds like a joke name, real name is probably Hugh Jass... got a special mention. His like ass will be on a pike. I like it. Kike pike. I like kike pike. Wonderful rhyming possibilities.


 

Gematria Debunked By The Pythagorean Theorem

While not taking pot shots at little girls getting creamed by foul balls at a baseball game Dan took time to put out a North Korea video. In the limited commentary, The Kelvinator himself offered this observation. Bear in mind, this is coming from a gematria"expert":


"I would feel better if there was are a rule, though. Like "S" only counts as 10 if it's a plural..."


This response was regarding Dan's gematria work on John Stafford Smith, apparently quoted multiple times in the video as being 88. And this was wrong because it should have been 97 since there are two S's in his name. It's beside the point that 88 in the S Exception elision is just dead wrong, it would be 87. What's curious is that instead of saying, "Dan, you're dead wrong.", we now bring up discussion of rules.


Isn't it a little late to be making up rules at this point? It's an admission of guilt. "All these ciphers except for simple ordinal and Jewish have been created in the past decade, so since we have no historical precedent for doing 99.9% of the things we do, let's make up some rules now."




So this is Sacred Geometry. Without any math other than simple addition. Pythagoras is revered as some kind of god and mentioned in in some blog posts and Hubbard's phantom book. Pythagoras, who more than likely never turned a single word into a number in his life would most likely have handled the mixture of letters and numbers in a completely different way. The Pythagorean Theorem. A squared x B squared = C squared. We know that the Greeks did understand that A squared = AxA, not A+A. Certainly not reducing the value of one letter A and not the other.


I'm not saying that multiplication is the only valid approach to numerology. Yet if there was any serious research on cipher creation, don't you think it would have been mentioned, especially if your system includes Pythagoras and geometry?


The answer is simple. It hasn't been bothered with because the numbers get too big. Which is what a properly encrypting cipher would do, not turning everything into 33.


Instead of large properly encrypted results with zero matches they've substituted a near infinite number of ways to create a near infinite number of matches then pick and choose claiming remarkable synchronicity. Everything could b puppies, rainbows and unicorns but their true nature is exposed by choosing conspiracy, death and hatred.

Watch Out For The Killer Shrews!

This has repeated itself enough times that I expect it to be a fixture in the video commentary forever.


Without taking a stance pro or con, I can say that deletion of videos and termination of entire channels is something gematria filmmakers have to deal with. I will only venture so far as to say that I don't see what the big deal is. Hardly anyone ever views them after the first few days. All the running commentary dries up. New channels are made and subscribers re-sign and life goes on.


The reason to mention this - viewers know they are watching something that likely will disappear. Unable to remember the end of the movie or simply loading it on to their own channel they need an original copy - the one that was first put up. So they can relive that moment in the comments where they added in, "You don't understand what you're watching you faggot shill! Banana = 33!"


Or whatever. So they think of devious ways to try and get around the New World Order suppression, as spearheaded by Google, and try to extend the shelf life of a Hubbard channel which is about a week since July.


"So if we don't like the video will it be around longer?"


That makes sense in a way. If the evil cabal doesn't know you 👍 the video they might assume nobody cares about it. Probably safe until the video gets 33 likes. Your cover has now been blown. Now the dark forces that can manufacture hurricanes but don't know how to identify opposing video without a 👍 know you personally liked the video. Way to take one for the team.


"Maybe instead of calling them 'Jews' we should use a code word like 'Shrews'."


Damned good idea that you said "like shrews" because you just ruined that code word, exposing it to the attention of the evil beings. And, frankly, that one in particular, blows chunks. "These wars are all started by Shrewish bankers." "Lousy, kike shrews!" Even though you can tell from context what it means, can't you do better than a word that rhymes with the coded word? Voles? Nematodes? There's lots of better choices.


It shouldn't matter. Eventually the Illuminati that can aim 105 mph baseballs at little girls in the stands so the government can take away our left handed baseball gloves should be able to figure it out. You'd need to keep the code word ultra secret. Off the shrew controlled internet. Because if I were an evil cabal minion I'd be insulted at your pathetic attempt to disguise it and ratchet up the baseball velocity by at least 33mph.


Which would make everyone a lot happier. No more deleted videos. You can have your fix of supporting a cause that you have virtually no evidence that it has any value.


Now, I do understand why shrews was the initial example. Besides the rhyme. Because...wait for it.....




Nothing says scary like one of the funniest B movies ever made as your code name. The Killer Shrews (1958) not only has the star power of starring James "Roscoe Coltrane" Best but the special effects mastery of gluing bits of foam rubber onto dogs to turn them into shrews. Perfect for gematria narratives trying to make something seem scary for the wrong reasons!

Gematria Debunked By Unruly Soccer Mobs

Update two hours after original post- Dan put up another blog post about the Twins losing. Completely ignoring previous Twins positivity and marveling at the new synchronicities. Like Tigers equals 84, final score 8-4. And the Twins played the Tigers in the last game of the regular season!


Because nothing says grave danger like the final score being similar to something about the previous game. Evil cabal bastards.


Our story today begins with the wild card baseball playoffs. Not since the Venus Williams Wimbledon finals defeat have I cared so much about the outcome of a sporting event. So let's get the juvenile barb out of the way.


Nanner Nanner Boo Boo. Twins lose. Dan's gematria arsenic laced Twins in the World Series predictions were wrong.


I don't like poking at sports gematria, but it is a gateway drug into the really fucking evil stuff. Once you can be convinced that not everything is rigged, starting with sports, you have begun the road back to reality and can accept that the Vegas shooting was just what it was reported to be. A nut job decided to open fire on a bunch of innocent people. No government/NWO agenda.


I'm not the one that started the obsession with sports rigging, so since the tinfoil hat crowd puts so much emphasis on it I do get license to respond.


Apparently Dan had enough vested interest in the baseball game that he blogged about the score being tied 3-3 in the first inning. New York equals 33. Not "Twins versus Yankees 2017 wild card playoff game" equals 33. Just New York.


Because nothing says abject terror like one team in the game equaling a non-gematria derivative number.


And the homerun to tie the game was to section 103. Well maybe. The dig on the screenshot is 103, but I can't tell where the ball landed. But, this happened on October 3rd.


Because nothing says super frightening cabal like aiming your homerun at the date of the game, 10/3. We must assume the stadium builders screwed up the numbering system and forgot to put section 33 in homerun territory.


These kinds of numbers are the best you have to offer in baseball. Meanwhile, back on the Double C Ranch (CC=3-3) in Hubbardton, the baseball playoffs get little mention. Because it's pro football season. The most rigged sport on the planet. So rigged, they developed the scoring system, length of games, team names, GPS locations, jersey numbers, mascots...fuck...everything...to provide a mind boggling array of non -gematria derivative numbers that get crossed match.


Because nothing says gut wrenching terror like adding non-gematria derivatives to gematria two and three digit numbers.


Browsing comments on Vegas shooting videos I find some cookie cruncher share about the current injury count. "There's no way he had enough ammo to shoot that many people." Dumb ass. Nobody said that all the injured were shot. In the wake of people getting fired the panic resulted in some other injuries. Granted less severe. But injuries nonetheless. Typical lack of critical thinking.


Now this is buried in the blog before today, but current events make me bring up the reminder.


Soccer is a professional sport. Therefore soccer must be rigged. The game scores do not lead to good non-gematria derivation. Just try and do a narrative on a 0-0 tie and see if you win any cookies that way. So if the NWO loves sports so much, wouldn't it make more sense for their display of knee-buckling trepidation be something in regards to the most popular sport in the world? At least every once in awhile?


Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the unruly soccer mob. Deaths do occur in the inebriated melees. Lots of injuries as the stands collapse and people get trampled. Try taking away their precious soccer balls and the soccer ball lobby will be up in ar....balls about it. More death and injuries as the protesters, only armed with air pumps, are met by the government resistance forces. Funded by the bankers naturally because there's lots of money in pro soccer. We can finally see huge numbers of searches on gematrix.org for Pele and Beckham. Death and sports combined together, the perfect gematria narrative.


Gematria narratives will always go where the majority of the numbers and media coverage go. Even the authors are getting tired of reporting on the same gematriots that keep showing up on peoples names. You will find "so and so" the pro soccer player = 58 = freemason in soccer. Just not too many final scores of 8-5 to match it with. Lazy gematria narrative authors. Or at least a sense of self preservation since inc people realize how many millions of people equal the same two digit numbers the jig is up.