2019 March Madness Gematria Guaranteed Winners

The usual disclaimer first.

If you think you’ve found a spot to help with the inevitable barrage of misinformation about how gematria can help your bracket, you are sadly in the wrong spot.  This is an explanation of how they pretend to use gematria to help you.  So that you eventually fall into a spot where you pay anywhere from a modest monthly Patreon donation fee to even a thousands of dollars exclusive package for their magical picks.  In this sense, the definition of gematria stands firmly as Fucked Up Numerology” where although you might not see the individual tricks in any given post or video it’s so bulletproof that any number can be produced to support your team picked.  And therefore by logical deduction any number can apply to the other teams.

For more information on this you can use the search feature here to look at the fiasco that was 2018 college hoops, mostly courtesy of Denim Davis and his use of the tried and true tricks that frankly I’m surprised anyone falls for, at least to the point where you actually break out the credit card or PayPal account.

1). Reporting in hindsight.  Wait until the games are over and proudly proclaim you found these magical connections.  Which only an idiot couldn’t find since the same numbers can apply to every team, or other numbers not part of the narrative can be found with enough practice that shows you really can’t rely on the numerology.  Not useful for showing predictive ability since no actual prediction is made, but advertisement to lure the unsuspecting into spending time and letting confirmation bias take over.  It works something like this:

Fucked Up Numerology Pro:  See!  UNC scored XX points and that means blah, blah blah!  I knew they would win and this game was so obviously scripted by the numbers!
FUN Rookie:  Wow, let's see if I can find numbers for my favorite team next game!  Holy futher muckin’ shit wads!  I did.  They won!  It works.

Or if they lose

FUN Pro:  I knew they were going to flip the script, it was so obvious because XXX means blah blah blah.  I was getting too close to the truth.
FUN Rookie:  Damn.  I need more practice.  Or if I pay then surely I’ll become a FUN Pro, too.  Cha-ching!

2). Supplemental tricks:
  A). Predicting relying heavily on favorites.
  B). Predicting by showing the alternative storyline ahead of time in advance of being wrong about  50% of the time.
  C).  Not predicting and letting the FUN rookies show a relatively insane running dialogue showing numerology for both teams.
  D). Rely on new FUN rookies not digging into the history in blogs and videos that haven’t been deleted and just plain lying about your past successes.
  E). Predict a reasonable favorite to win in advance before the brackets are set.  Then start putting up alternate narratives once the surprise Cinderella teams make moves and some of the favorites get knocked out.  Keep your fingers crossed your team makes it at least to the Elite Eight to avoid embarrassment.  Changing your bracket and lying about it is completely allowed.  That’s what makes gematria so much FUN.
  F). Make attack videos and blog posts about the other FUN Pros.  The community never comes to 100% agreement as they’re shopping from the same base of suckers just itching to part with their money.  Someboby’s bound to be right when 20 different teams are selected.  And of course 19 will be wrong, but denying misses and focusing on hits like a psychic cold reading is what makes gematria FUN.

3). Avoid any mention of the fatal flaw in the system.  If these chuckle monkeys REALLY had a foolproof edge to make picks with magical FUN numbers, dontcha think they would simply do that instead of charging you for it?!!  You bet your sweet soon to be broke ass they would.  This applies to all the gematria narratives, not just the sports.  If they really had a way to make the world a better place, stop world hunger, end war, prevent Jim Carrey from making another movie, etc...there has to be a better way than finding tiny little numbers that could just as well mean that puppies are cute instead of the Freemasons mocking us with their almighty grip on the sports world while deep down they really just fucking hate puppies.  The whole New World Order idea is 👞horned in.  Get a grip on some critical thinking skills and be prepared to be told you aren’t thinking critically because you aren’t woke.  Wait until the day comes when somebody shows numerology of a six digit number that predicts the NCAA winner a year in advance.  Then you can break out the checkbook.

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If you want to predict the winner do what most normal people do.  Do a modest amount of research of actual things that matter.  Hot teams entering the tournament.  Key players injured.  That number 15 seed isn’t likely to win the tournament.  Better yet find a sports geek friend that knows this stuff and who spends more time than he should on it.

Collection 02/2019

I could have some fun and gloat about some stuffers, but some of it is super top secret.  Top level shill and Bob the Hitman only eyes secret.  So let’s get to the point.  Unable to quit cold turkey I’ve got some stuff from February to get you through your mocking the crazy/scammer crowd.


https://laughingsquid.com/talking-gargoyle-at-denver-international-airport/

There’s a fun video linked in that, where a Denver Airport Illuminati Gargoyle entertains passengers. The Illuminati bit is just one piece of the comedy skit.  This is Denver Airport making travel fun by using a professional comedian to engage unsuspecting passengers in crazy conversation.  Think talking whale in South Park so you can do some advanced calculator numbers on what to expect from  Dan when this reminds him of that episode.  I’m sure there’s some heavy synchronicity between Gargoyles and Whales in there.

Next up straight from John Carpenter on Twitter.  They Live has nothing to do with the NWO, but is about stupid yuppies and rampant capitalism.  And he’s pissed when people get it wrong.

Then we have Gematria Codes showing us some classic PhraseShopping on Twitter A Asian Day Spa and A prostitution.  So let’s just add a random letter “a” to force the total when the lazy bum couldn’t even take the time to shop around for better words, leaving us with awkward grammar.  Duh, I done got a prostitution at da A Asian spa and she did gave me a happy ending end.

     

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WhMGcp9xIhY

https://web.archive.org/web/20190225192122/http://freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2019/02/federal-abstinence-dont-get-f.html?m=1

Super nice.  Posting on the internet about encouraging people to commit a federal crime with a big fine and potential five year penalty.  No, don’t try to lead your followers into this.  You and only you do it and with the FBI supposedly watching you see how far it gets.  Usually what happens with this recurring theme is a couple, and only a couple, people go to jail for a bit and pay a nominal fine.