Post title because these dickheads keep using the same misnomer over and over and over.
I've seen a video where Chucky has is pet Germatrinator spreadsheet screw showing how neato spiffy keen it is to use. Type in the word - TERRORIST and it shows the results in number form. Over *multiple* numbering systems.
It's bad enough that we have Simple, Jewish, Sumerian, Masonic and fuck knows what else. But there's also shown side by side on the same screen the results in the S Reduction, T Reduction and M reduction methods.
I think those were chosen to be allowed to be special because they are the first letters of Scholar, Teacher and Mentor. I don't know. And there's certainly no point to trying to rationalize the way these jackwipes think.
Anyway, the reduction is an elimination of the key letter from a word. Simple example , in S reduction remove the 's' in is, leaves you with an 'i' and the total is now 9 instead of 27. Now when 27 doesn't work for your date use September 9th instead of September 27th.
This is NOT a reduction. This is an expansion. Fewer number combos, more matches. Again, these clowns never use more than two or three digits. The closest in recent history was Nad taking 3018, eliminating the 0 which in some weird kind of kindertener logic makes limited sense and worked it as 318. Close enough.
Oh and of course there isn't a Q Reduction. Not enough as. Let's just pick the second most common letter of the English language and two other popular ones. I= TIT. Yeah. Right.
Nad's newest post had a repeat of the whine I've heard in a recent Chucky video. "I can't believe I have critics, its so obvious."(Or variations thereof). Once we get to the point where you can admit that 77 does not equal 46 or barber and barbarian are different words I'll be happy to talk with you about it. In the meantime keep posting from your crappy home* and digging you own grave.
Shovel, S reduction = hovel. Same word.
Tuesday, January 31, 2017
Monday, January 30, 2017
Facebook Sucks-New Gematria Website
To quote a phrase Nad has been using a lot lately. Just a short post. (Which for him means he needs more time to pull numbers out his ass.), Chucky has launched a new social medua site. And today is the last day to donate. So if you have no other scams to waste your money on, go for it!
Chucky's video update shows a goal of $33,000 since the number 33 is the number of the teacher or scholar. As he reports there has been a lot of gullible people that have thrown money at this. Over $14,000 raised.
He picked the goal because he is the teacher. The scholar. The Master, expert, guru, top dog.
But the donation total shows he's not half as good as he thinks he is.
Chucky's video update shows a goal of $33,000 since the number 33 is the number of the teacher or scholar. As he reports there has been a lot of gullible people that have thrown money at this. Over $14,000 raised.
He picked the goal because he is the teacher. The scholar. The Master, expert, guru, top dog.
But the donation total shows he's not half as good as he thinks he is.
Sunday, January 29, 2017
Gematria-Common Data and Different Results
I keep looking for conflicting results between Nad and Chucky's posts. Mostly I'm disappointed that I haven't seen much disagreement. I believe that this I because I have pretty good idea on the differing personalities. I take solace that even though I think it would be more damaging to see an outright argument start over different results it is good enough to see personalization of the data set as more prop you can make up anything you want out of anything.
Nad just posted about how these things keep appearing related to his personal life and now has discovered that Daniel in the Bible mst have been meant for him. Like he's the only guy named Daniel. And I don't know how long he's going to keep playing the cancer card, but it is getting tiresome. Every celebrity death from cancer gets a shout out to dear old Uncle Barney passing away earlier this month. Like he's the only person who lost a relative to cancer. Dumb ass, over 20,000 people die EVERY DAY from cancer. So Nad's version of crazy is narcissistic to the extreme.
Chucky is more into the conspiracies. Things like the Broncos-Panthers Super Bowl was because the Free Masons wanted to start a race war between the whites and the blacks. That's a true story, you can see the video online. His proof is, well, 47. Seriously. I don't have the time or desire to go into the details of that now.
Since sports in general and football is the go to trump card I've been waiting for a conflict to arise between them. Should be interesting hen even things like team names have the same simple gematria (e.g. Chargers and Ravens =74). There isn't much cross talk or attempts at correcting each other. Instead of arguing which team is meant to win the Super Bowl based on these magic numbers we only get pats on the back and "in addition to your research I found..." commentary. Chucky gets to prove how bad he is predicting Green Bay wold make the Super Bowl and Nad gets to prove that Lady Gaga is singing in the Super Bowl half-time show because his uncle died of cancer two weeks ago.
Speaking of Chucky's claim about the Broncos-Panthers matchup. He trotted out the one year anniversary special edition of his video about how Ryan Phillips of USA Today found his video from 2016, wrote an article about how nuts it was. Chucky is proud of that 2016 video, for sure. No word on how the race war is going. I sent a message to Mr. Phillips explaining it quite simply.
All you need to know about the confirmation bias in these numbers is that they are vague two an three digit numbers and they ignore contrary results. I doubt well ever see Chucky, Bad ir anyone that comments on their blogs acknowledge that even I its purest form HUBBARD and DOUCHE both equal 56 in simple gematria. Still waiting to see if Mr. Phillips will reply. I'll post it here if he does.
Nad just posted about how these things keep appearing related to his personal life and now has discovered that Daniel in the Bible mst have been meant for him. Like he's the only guy named Daniel. And I don't know how long he's going to keep playing the cancer card, but it is getting tiresome. Every celebrity death from cancer gets a shout out to dear old Uncle Barney passing away earlier this month. Like he's the only person who lost a relative to cancer. Dumb ass, over 20,000 people die EVERY DAY from cancer. So Nad's version of crazy is narcissistic to the extreme.
Chucky is more into the conspiracies. Things like the Broncos-Panthers Super Bowl was because the Free Masons wanted to start a race war between the whites and the blacks. That's a true story, you can see the video online. His proof is, well, 47. Seriously. I don't have the time or desire to go into the details of that now.
Since sports in general and football is the go to trump card I've been waiting for a conflict to arise between them. Should be interesting hen even things like team names have the same simple gematria (e.g. Chargers and Ravens =74). There isn't much cross talk or attempts at correcting each other. Instead of arguing which team is meant to win the Super Bowl based on these magic numbers we only get pats on the back and "in addition to your research I found..." commentary. Chucky gets to prove how bad he is predicting Green Bay wold make the Super Bowl and Nad gets to prove that Lady Gaga is singing in the Super Bowl half-time show because his uncle died of cancer two weeks ago.
Speaking of Chucky's claim about the Broncos-Panthers matchup. He trotted out the one year anniversary special edition of his video about how Ryan Phillips of USA Today found his video from 2016, wrote an article about how nuts it was. Chucky is proud of that 2016 video, for sure. No word on how the race war is going. I sent a message to Mr. Phillips explaining it quite simply.
All you need to know about the confirmation bias in these numbers is that they are vague two an three digit numbers and they ignore contrary results. I doubt well ever see Chucky, Bad ir anyone that comments on their blogs acknowledge that even I its purest form HUBBARD and DOUCHE both equal 56 in simple gematria. Still waiting to see if Mr. Phillips will reply. I'll post it here if he does.
Saturday, January 28, 2017
Muslim Terrorist John Hurt Passes Away
More typical rambling confirmation bias on The Mindless Freaks Blog. At least his dates and number counts appear to be accurate today.
Time to explain the post title. Even Nad didn't go so far as to make that claim, but it is insinuated. Talk of the book 1984 as John starred in the film version. 911 number tie ins. Passenger count on Flight 175, dates related to these and collateralized topics such as the House of Windsor and the Pope, etc...
All one big, sloppy NERDS* mess. What's not said is just as important as what is said. Let me think a second...something gnawing away at the back of my brain like an angry gerbil...
Oh yeah, I think there were two planes that crashed into the Trade Center on 9/11. Flight 11 and its passenger count just weren't important enough to make even an honorable mention. Guess that's why John was only an Oscar nominee and not an Oscar winner.
And we also had the death of Mike Conners (Mannix) recently that never got a mention. By now it's a given how painfully easy it is to come up with vague two and three digit numbers that match other vague two and three digit numbers. Even the most recent post has a cheat I'll call a CANTS. The number you got cant's work, so Condense A Number To Suit. 1091 was condensed to 191 because it was "close enough". Mike Conners' film career too limited? John Hurt has been in like one thousand bazillion things. So now all the costars, release dates, dates of birth, # of days between events and every tiny bit of minutiae for damn near everyone can be pulled into this awe inspiring number like -56-.
I'm kind of surprised that two other John Hurt works didn't get a mention. V for Vendetta would have been a nice match with 1984 with dystopian future societies in each. V was a terrorist! And John was in the 50th anniversary special of Doctor Who with Jenna Coleman. Having already proven that she us the Antiantichrist it would have been nice to see a mention. And a picture. You can never have too many Jenna pictures.
*Never Ending Ridiculous Data Set
Time to explain the post title. Even Nad didn't go so far as to make that claim, but it is insinuated. Talk of the book 1984 as John starred in the film version. 911 number tie ins. Passenger count on Flight 175, dates related to these and collateralized topics such as the House of Windsor and the Pope, etc...
All one big, sloppy NERDS* mess. What's not said is just as important as what is said. Let me think a second...something gnawing away at the back of my brain like an angry gerbil...
Oh yeah, I think there were two planes that crashed into the Trade Center on 9/11. Flight 11 and its passenger count just weren't important enough to make even an honorable mention. Guess that's why John was only an Oscar nominee and not an Oscar winner.
And we also had the death of Mike Conners (Mannix) recently that never got a mention. By now it's a given how painfully easy it is to come up with vague two and three digit numbers that match other vague two and three digit numbers. Even the most recent post has a cheat I'll call a CANTS. The number you got cant's work, so Condense A Number To Suit. 1091 was condensed to 191 because it was "close enough". Mike Conners' film career too limited? John Hurt has been in like one thousand bazillion things. So now all the costars, release dates, dates of birth, # of days between events and every tiny bit of minutiae for damn near everyone can be pulled into this awe inspiring number like -56-.
I'm kind of surprised that two other John Hurt works didn't get a mention. V for Vendetta would have been a nice match with 1984 with dystopian future societies in each. V was a terrorist! And John was in the 50th anniversary special of Doctor Who with Jenna Coleman. Having already proven that she us the Antiantichrist it would have been nice to see a mention. And a picture. You can never have too many Jenna pictures.
*Never Ending Ridiculous Data Set
Friday, January 27, 2017
Gematria Jokes
Why don't gematrians like the show Numb3rs?
It was created by Ridley Scott, famous for the Alien movies and stars Judd Hirsch who was in Independence Day about aliens. It has real numbers in it, not gematria. The concept of real numbers is alien to numerologists so it upsets them. Also, it's set in Los Angeles, not Miami.
Why don't gematrians like the movie Life of Pi?
Pi has implications associated to real numbers. Numerologists have no real life. It also has a tiger in it, not a dolphin.
How many gematrians does it take to change a light bulb?
Between 10 and 999 since they only use two and three digit numbers. The actual number it takes will be equal to the number that participated in changing it and can't be predicted. Only reported after the fact.
Why do male gematrians like football?
They don't, their significant others do. Come on, there's a position called a tight end. That has to mean something, right?
A gematrian walks into a bar and wants to order a 7 and 7. He goes away thirsty because the bartender doesn't know what the drink he called a 293 is.
Why are so many gematrians meteorologists?
Because they can get paid to be wrong all the time.
Why don't gematrians use their skills to play the lottery?
Because of the inevitable collapse of the global financial system. That's what happened in 2008. Or did it? Hmmm...
Why did the gematrian chop off his hands and feet?
Too many digits to deal with.
What is the favorite breakfast cereal of gematrians?
Answer 1- One similar to Alpha Bits called Number Crunch.
Answer 2- Anything but Cheerios because they all look like zeroes.
Answer 3- Nothing. Real gematrians don't eat breakfast.
Why didn't the gematrian cross the road?
Because it was Route #666. And a chicken crossed it and he was afraid of eggs and the temptation to eat breakfast.
Why did the gematrian build his house with 2x4s
He was going to use 2x4s. 2x4=8. Octopi have eight legs. Octopi live in water. The Aegean Sea is a body of water. Aegean Sea reminded him of AGNC. In simple gematria AGNC=25. 25 is 5x5. The 55th day of the year is February 24th which is 2/24. Which reminded him of 2x4s so he built his house with 2x4s.
It was created by Ridley Scott, famous for the Alien movies and stars Judd Hirsch who was in Independence Day about aliens. It has real numbers in it, not gematria. The concept of real numbers is alien to numerologists so it upsets them. Also, it's set in Los Angeles, not Miami.
Why don't gematrians like the movie Life of Pi?
Pi has implications associated to real numbers. Numerologists have no real life. It also has a tiger in it, not a dolphin.
How many gematrians does it take to change a light bulb?
Between 10 and 999 since they only use two and three digit numbers. The actual number it takes will be equal to the number that participated in changing it and can't be predicted. Only reported after the fact.
Why do male gematrians like football?
They don't, their significant others do. Come on, there's a position called a tight end. That has to mean something, right?
A gematrian walks into a bar and wants to order a 7 and 7. He goes away thirsty because the bartender doesn't know what the drink he called a 293 is.
Why are so many gematrians meteorologists?
Because they can get paid to be wrong all the time.
Why don't gematrians use their skills to play the lottery?
Because of the inevitable collapse of the global financial system. That's what happened in 2008. Or did it? Hmmm...
Why did the gematrian chop off his hands and feet?
Too many digits to deal with.
What is the favorite breakfast cereal of gematrians?
Answer 1- One similar to Alpha Bits called Number Crunch.
Answer 2- Anything but Cheerios because they all look like zeroes.
Answer 3- Nothing. Real gematrians don't eat breakfast.
Why didn't the gematrian cross the road?
Because it was Route #666. And a chicken crossed it and he was afraid of eggs and the temptation to eat breakfast.
Why did the gematrian build his house with 2x4s
He was going to use 2x4s. 2x4=8. Octopi have eight legs. Octopi live in water. The Aegean Sea is a body of water. Aegean Sea reminded him of AGNC. In simple gematria AGNC=25. 25 is 5x5. The 55th day of the year is February 24th which is 2/24. Which reminded him of 2x4s so he built his house with 2x4s.
Thursday, January 26, 2017
Mary Tyler Moorebid Curiosity-Another Gematria Cheat
My dog got me up. I'm not too mad at him since I couldn't sleep anyway. At least he didn't eat my homework.
Crap on TV. The best I can find is Runaway starring Tom Selleck's mustache and Kirstie Alley, so phone time instead. Something Moore important to do. Time to indulge in my Moore is curiosity about what Nad would do with the death of Mary Tyler Moore.
I called that one right. The mooretician has barely had time to prep the body, her pastor cleanse her mooretal soul and Mooregan Freemans send a farewell tribute tweet and Nad latched on to that news and documented it faster than Michael Moore.
I'm going to need a new name here. Let's call this one a Lester instead of making an acronym. (The other half of my crack team of acronym makers is asleep on my lap right now.). This is when something superficially looks uncommon, but is actually quite common. More is less=Lester Moore.
The Mary Tyler Moore death gets a mention in Nad's 1/25 post just long enough to make it a reference to football. Again with the football. Again with the Miami Dolphins. <sigh >
I'm going to have to bust on your lack of creativity here Iceman*. I fully understand the way you operate. You boot up your gematria calculator. At least one site lets you search names and numbers for cross indexing. Then you tie these together in often the most bizarre fashion and present the conclusion with an air of, "Holy shit! Look at that! What are the odds?". Or in this case you go to an old standby for the bazillonth time, Miami Dolphin, Matt Moore.
Funny thing about the Internet is that it has lotsa information on it. Moore than you could possibly dream of. Ever notice Nad also has a go to source in The Simpsons? Exactly how common are these names? Is it really that cool and uncommon or superficial?
It was Moore than easy to find a site that already did the census work for me. On the first page Simpson is shown as the 126th most common last name in the United States. I was surprised at where Moore came in at, a whopping #9 on the chart.
The same as avoiding gematria that results in one digit numbers because it's too obvious that 3 isn't that special*, they avoid Smith or Jones. Moore might seem uncommon but based on the percentage of total US population over 200,000 people have the last name Moore. Just in the US.
Even without adding another cheat into the data set, comparing two people with the same last name of Moore doesn't prove anything. Now if Frank's daughter Moon Unit crashed her car the same day that Mandy Eunice Zappa the homeless crack whore from Clearwater was run over by a car I would still think it's a coincidence, but I would admit that it was weird. But I'm safe because Zappa is an uncommon name, the elitist cosmic entities avoid non-celebrities and it didn't happen in Miami.
*Nad's rapper alter ego, Natty Ice.
**. Personally 3 is my third favorite number after 1729 and 288. 1729 is obvious. Most people don't like 288 because it's two gross. 3 is personal, too. But I refuse to force my prejudices onto others while my elitist cosmic entity application is still under review.
Crap on TV. The best I can find is Runaway starring Tom Selleck's mustache and Kirstie Alley, so phone time instead. Something Moore important to do. Time to indulge in my Moore is curiosity about what Nad would do with the death of Mary Tyler Moore.
I called that one right. The mooretician has barely had time to prep the body, her pastor cleanse her mooretal soul and Mooregan Freemans send a farewell tribute tweet and Nad latched on to that news and documented it faster than Michael Moore.
I'm going to need a new name here. Let's call this one a Lester instead of making an acronym. (The other half of my crack team of acronym makers is asleep on my lap right now.). This is when something superficially looks uncommon, but is actually quite common. More is less=Lester Moore.
The Mary Tyler Moore death gets a mention in Nad's 1/25 post just long enough to make it a reference to football. Again with the football. Again with the Miami Dolphins. <sigh >
I'm going to have to bust on your lack of creativity here Iceman*. I fully understand the way you operate. You boot up your gematria calculator. At least one site lets you search names and numbers for cross indexing. Then you tie these together in often the most bizarre fashion and present the conclusion with an air of, "Holy shit! Look at that! What are the odds?". Or in this case you go to an old standby for the bazillonth time, Miami Dolphin, Matt Moore.
Funny thing about the Internet is that it has lotsa information on it. Moore than you could possibly dream of. Ever notice Nad also has a go to source in The Simpsons? Exactly how common are these names? Is it really that cool and uncommon or superficial?
It was Moore than easy to find a site that already did the census work for me. On the first page Simpson is shown as the 126th most common last name in the United States. I was surprised at where Moore came in at, a whopping #9 on the chart.
The same as avoiding gematria that results in one digit numbers because it's too obvious that 3 isn't that special*, they avoid Smith or Jones. Moore might seem uncommon but based on the percentage of total US population over 200,000 people have the last name Moore. Just in the US.
Even without adding another cheat into the data set, comparing two people with the same last name of Moore doesn't prove anything. Now if Frank's daughter Moon Unit crashed her car the same day that Mandy Eunice Zappa the homeless crack whore from Clearwater was run over by a car I would still think it's a coincidence, but I would admit that it was weird. But I'm safe because Zappa is an uncommon name, the elitist cosmic entities avoid non-celebrities and it didn't happen in Miami.
*Nad's rapper alter ego, Natty Ice.
**. Personally 3 is my third favorite number after 1729 and 288. 1729 is obvious. Most people don't like 288 because it's two gross. 3 is personal, too. But I refuse to force my prejudices onto others while my elitist cosmic entity application is still under review.
Wednesday, January 25, 2017
Confirmation Bias In Gematria
Mercifully quick example of how you choose information that supports your foregone conclusion and ignores contradictory results.
Lots of focus on football from Chucky and Nad these days.
Gematria is bullshit = 205
Super Bowl will be played 2/05.
I can do this all day. I might start off all new posts with a derogatory number of the day that equals a magic number the gematron robots blog or make a video about.
Lots of focus on football from Chucky and Nad these days.
Gematria is bullshit = 205
Super Bowl will be played 2/05.
I can do this all day. I might start off all new posts with a derogatory number of the day that equals a magic number the gematron robots blog or make a video about.
How College Basktball Fits In To The Superbowl/Introduction To Dopey
The proof of the day is Mindless Freaks expert analysis of the upcoming basketball schedule. It works like this:
Uncle Barney died at Creighton Medical, Creighton plays Xavier on February 4th=2/4. The AP poll shows Xavier at number 24. Xavier has an X at the start which =24. Dwight Howard is an Atlanta Hawk. Atlanta has a football team and it's playing in the Super Bowl. Kyle Korver was traded away from Atlanta to play hoops elsewhere, but he went to college at Creighton.
Soooo....what will be Xavier's ranking on February 4th? Why the AP poll? Another poll I checked shows them at #22. Why couldn't the lazy cosmic entities just have Xavier ranked #25 in all polls on Feb 5, the day of the Super Bowl, or through some act divine intervention move the game to Saturday? Or change the alphabet and add a letter so X=25?
A mention was made of EARTHQUAKE but not explained. Dunno if Naddy missed a screenshot. It was near Dwight Howard nicknames.
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Now is as good as any to introduce Dopey since Nad may have played the martyr card again. He wanted to finish watching Space Cowboys but the various sources wouldn't load it right.
Bartley Gerba is a Gonad I've seen in the Mindless Freaks comments. I've also seen the name mirroring Chucky videos, so he's pretty hard-core. Gerba reminds me of a disgusting sexual act. Gangbanging is another sexual act. Hard core is a type if porn. And add in mirroring "Doppelganger" seems perfect. Shortened to Dopey as the most appropriate moniker considering the topic of gematria.
Mirroring is when you play around altering the video to make it backwards. Like looking in a mirror. My research shows the main purpose of this practice is to screw over the host site's software protection by flagging unlicensed use of copyrighted material.
Oh, I'm SURE these characters would never consider doing something that might be illegal. Oh I'm SURE that Chucky is declaring his fundraising on his tax return. From the wording on the radio show page half of your subscription, not donation, to the radio show goes to him.
So here Chucky has these precious sacred documents proving key information casually lying around and stolen when his house was broken in to. Not just collateral damage, that was the intent of theft. See Chuck's Consequences Of Being a Truth-Teller videos, if you can handle the massive whine tasting party. Now we're left with proof of these documents as a variation of, "My dog ate my homework.*"
Well it's doubly good that Dopey is part of the team. As far as I know gerbils don't eat homework. I live the videos because his own words including outright errors do more damage to the cause than they do in support of it.
*Future references to missing information will be blamed on Snow Pea, the pet in the gematria pantheon. This is how Charlie (Chuck)Brown picked the name Snoopy for his beagle. Snow Pea lives in a pod that is called his Snowden and rarely leaves except when he has to go out and take a WikiLeaks.)
Uncle Barney died at Creighton Medical, Creighton plays Xavier on February 4th=2/4. The AP poll shows Xavier at number 24. Xavier has an X at the start which =24. Dwight Howard is an Atlanta Hawk. Atlanta has a football team and it's playing in the Super Bowl. Kyle Korver was traded away from Atlanta to play hoops elsewhere, but he went to college at Creighton.
Soooo....what will be Xavier's ranking on February 4th? Why the AP poll? Another poll I checked shows them at #22. Why couldn't the lazy cosmic entities just have Xavier ranked #25 in all polls on Feb 5, the day of the Super Bowl, or through some act divine intervention move the game to Saturday? Or change the alphabet and add a letter so X=25?
A mention was made of EARTHQUAKE but not explained. Dunno if Naddy missed a screenshot. It was near Dwight Howard nicknames.
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Now is as good as any to introduce Dopey since Nad may have played the martyr card again. He wanted to finish watching Space Cowboys but the various sources wouldn't load it right.
Bartley Gerba is a Gonad I've seen in the Mindless Freaks comments. I've also seen the name mirroring Chucky videos, so he's pretty hard-core. Gerba reminds me of a disgusting sexual act. Gangbanging is another sexual act. Hard core is a type if porn. And add in mirroring "Doppelganger" seems perfect. Shortened to Dopey as the most appropriate moniker considering the topic of gematria.
Mirroring is when you play around altering the video to make it backwards. Like looking in a mirror. My research shows the main purpose of this practice is to screw over the host site's software protection by flagging unlicensed use of copyrighted material.
Oh, I'm SURE these characters would never consider doing something that might be illegal. Oh I'm SURE that Chucky is declaring his fundraising on his tax return. From the wording on the radio show page half of your subscription, not donation, to the radio show goes to him.
So here Chucky has these precious sacred documents proving key information casually lying around and stolen when his house was broken in to. Not just collateral damage, that was the intent of theft. See Chuck's Consequences Of Being a Truth-Teller videos, if you can handle the massive whine tasting party. Now we're left with proof of these documents as a variation of, "My dog ate my homework.*"
Well it's doubly good that Dopey is part of the team. As far as I know gerbils don't eat homework. I live the videos because his own words including outright errors do more damage to the cause than they do in support of it.
*Future references to missing information will be blamed on Snow Pea, the pet in the gematria pantheon. This is how Charlie (Chuck)Brown picked the name Snoopy for his beagle. Snow Pea lives in a pod that is called his Snowden and rarely leaves except when he has to go out and take a WikiLeaks.)
Tuesday, January 24, 2017
Clarification of May 13th=166/Falcons and Patriots SB
Starting with the second topic first. Nad refers to the Super Bowl matchup coming up. And he actually makes the most sense I've ever seen.
There is certainly a reasonable connection to the name Patriots and Uncle Sam. There is a Marvel comics character, the Falcon. The Falcon's name is Sam Wilson. Uncle Sam is based on a real life person named Sam Wilson.
That is pretty weird. Yet it doesn't explain a host of other questions that arise. Why don't the magic numbers predict the Falcons and/or Patriots every year? The same names and numbers are there every year. Why didn't Chucky figure this out instead of using his mastery to keep wrongly picking the Packers? You two post on each others' blogs with attaboys for doing such great research. And what about Dakota Fanning's silverfish?
It could be just a happy coincidence. Sam as a first name and Wilson as a last name aren't uncommon. Or Marvel could have purposefully used the name as homage since the character origin is n the Captain America comics. I looked it up and did not find such a reference. I don't know. Only Bucky knows and he's not telling. Because Bucky as in Buckeyes shows a Cleveland Super Bowl appearance and they fell just barely short of making the playoffs this year.
Speaking of the Super Bowl and football. We have a reference to a magic number of 97 in the same paragraph as this year's Super Bowl. It's now the 97th year of the NFL, inaugural season 1920. Our judges allow it because this years' SB is for the 2016 regular season. But we are watching, so don't you dare backtrack and try and change it by a year to fit your needs.
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Misinterpretation of Nad's reference to using May 13th to tie together 513 and 166. As he repeated this yesterday I now realize what I did wrong. The chain of damfil logic goes like this.
Movie The Darkness released 5/13
May Thirteen spelled out = 166
Sometimes 5 months and 13 days = 166 days.
I thought the 'sometimes' referred to leap years and the possible extra day. It doesn't, it's that some months have 31 days and some don't. If you are going to justify using 5/13 to get to 166 that way you aren't allowed to use a part of the year that doesn't include May 13th. Since stupid February only has 28 or 29 days that kills off a bunch of options. More are eliminated as May 13th is not in the target range and that leaves the periods starting March 1st, April 1st and May 1st with an additional 13 days tacked on to equal 166. You have equated 5/13 with 166 because its right 25% of the time. By the way, the Super Bowl is in February so that doesn't count.
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Also Naddy Ice (his rapper name), you mention that Dear Ole departed Uncle Barney was name that because its another name for Bernard. Try Bernie. I can't find any reference to Barney being a nickname for Bernard anywhere.
There is certainly a reasonable connection to the name Patriots and Uncle Sam. There is a Marvel comics character, the Falcon. The Falcon's name is Sam Wilson. Uncle Sam is based on a real life person named Sam Wilson.
That is pretty weird. Yet it doesn't explain a host of other questions that arise. Why don't the magic numbers predict the Falcons and/or Patriots every year? The same names and numbers are there every year. Why didn't Chucky figure this out instead of using his mastery to keep wrongly picking the Packers? You two post on each others' blogs with attaboys for doing such great research. And what about Dakota Fanning's silverfish?
It could be just a happy coincidence. Sam as a first name and Wilson as a last name aren't uncommon. Or Marvel could have purposefully used the name as homage since the character origin is n the Captain America comics. I looked it up and did not find such a reference. I don't know. Only Bucky knows and he's not telling. Because Bucky as in Buckeyes shows a Cleveland Super Bowl appearance and they fell just barely short of making the playoffs this year.
Speaking of the Super Bowl and football. We have a reference to a magic number of 97 in the same paragraph as this year's Super Bowl. It's now the 97th year of the NFL, inaugural season 1920. Our judges allow it because this years' SB is for the 2016 regular season. But we are watching, so don't you dare backtrack and try and change it by a year to fit your needs.
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Misinterpretation of Nad's reference to using May 13th to tie together 513 and 166. As he repeated this yesterday I now realize what I did wrong. The chain of damfil logic goes like this.
Movie The Darkness released 5/13
May Thirteen spelled out = 166
Sometimes 5 months and 13 days = 166 days.
I thought the 'sometimes' referred to leap years and the possible extra day. It doesn't, it's that some months have 31 days and some don't. If you are going to justify using 5/13 to get to 166 that way you aren't allowed to use a part of the year that doesn't include May 13th. Since stupid February only has 28 or 29 days that kills off a bunch of options. More are eliminated as May 13th is not in the target range and that leaves the periods starting March 1st, April 1st and May 1st with an additional 13 days tacked on to equal 166. You have equated 5/13 with 166 because its right 25% of the time. By the way, the Super Bowl is in February so that doesn't count.
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Also Naddy Ice (his rapper name), you mention that Dear Ole departed Uncle Barney was name that because its another name for Bernard. Try Bernie. I can't find any reference to Barney being a nickname for Bernard anywhere.
Monday, January 23, 2017
Chucky Proves I'm A F***ing Moron With Gematria
I'm devastated. Here's the proof Chucky gives for calling his critics morons. Yes, his YouTube video uses the fbomb.
Not the exact words but it goes something like this:
The NFL is scripted and the gematria proves it. I've been saying all along that the Falcons were one of the teams that could be in the Super Bowl. I've been doing this so long I'm surprised I have any critics.
<boots up replay of July recording mentioning the Falcons as a possibility >
<screenshot of Wisconsin and Georgia each gematrified to 44>
Look, I was right. The Falcons even scored 44 points.
And a screen shot showing this is the last time he will respond to his critics. Yeah, that'll teach them!
Now we're not going to get him to respond to the two biggest problems with his statement about having picked the Falcons. One we have the most recent video not mentioning the Falcons but the Packers. Two, if your proof is that they have the same magic number of 44 then why didn't you expertly me too it's a toss up and you couldn't tell which?
And of course Wisconsin and Georgia have been named as such for like fucking forever. So why bother having a season. Just him a Super Bowl between those two.
More wording in the video that is insulting to human decency. It regards how he knows that there are big hits in football and they look spectacular, but its all staged. So we aren't satisfied picking on cancer (which we know by now gematrifies to 44) now we're going to pick on all the Parkinson's and other concussion injuries by simply brushing them aside because you were right all along even though you were wrong all along.
What a jerk off. Guess that makes him a Seed of Chucky.
Not the exact words but it goes something like this:
The NFL is scripted and the gematria proves it. I've been saying all along that the Falcons were one of the teams that could be in the Super Bowl. I've been doing this so long I'm surprised I have any critics.
<boots up replay of July recording mentioning the Falcons as a possibility >
<screenshot of Wisconsin and Georgia each gematrified to 44>
Look, I was right. The Falcons even scored 44 points.
And a screen shot showing this is the last time he will respond to his critics. Yeah, that'll teach them!
Now we're not going to get him to respond to the two biggest problems with his statement about having picked the Falcons. One we have the most recent video not mentioning the Falcons but the Packers. Two, if your proof is that they have the same magic number of 44 then why didn't you expertly me too it's a toss up and you couldn't tell which?
And of course Wisconsin and Georgia have been named as such for like fucking forever. So why bother having a season. Just him a Super Bowl between those two.
More wording in the video that is insulting to human decency. It regards how he knows that there are big hits in football and they look spectacular, but its all staged. So we aren't satisfied picking on cancer (which we know by now gematrifies to 44) now we're going to pick on all the Parkinson's and other concussion injuries by simply brushing them aside because you were right all along even though you were wrong all along.
What a jerk off. Guess that makes him a Seed of Chucky.
Ace Ventura=Not Cancer=English Royalty=Pretty Much Everything Else
Nad took the high road and ignored the bus crash preferring to work in another Miami reference. Why am I not surprised?
Just like avoiding Russell Westbrook going 1 for 13 in the second half on January 13th we get our daily Miami fix(hmmm....Miami, drugs, drug fix.....might mean something) by this unlikely chain.
Kansas City Royals pitcher Yolanda Ventura died in a car crash. He's proclaimed to be an ace pitcher. Ace Ventura, get it? Ace Ventura is a movie set in Miami. So Miami = Miami Dolphins=Football. Now football means Superbowl. Which = English Royalty because the Super Bowl is scheduled to be played on 2/5. Which is 2/6 in the UK.
Throw in some other English royalty numbers and it all becomes clear when compared with the origin, a car crash. Because car crash =44.
Bullshit. Bullshit Bullshit. Bullshit Bullshit Bullshit. (I get paid by the number of words used).
Look up Ventura's stats last year. Mediocre pitcher o a bad team. Losing record and a 4.45 ERA. Hardly what would be called an ace by baseball standards. Stupid scriptwriters thought of calling the movie Kershaw Ventura but changed their mind.
Super Bowl on Feb 6th in England? Oh that pesky International Date Line. I've been saving this for the right moment, now is a good time. Often we've been subjected to Flintstones' magic number of 166 references because that's how many episodes were made. Well it could be officially 167. There was a 90 second test film made to see audience reaction. Look up Flintstones on IMDB and the actress voicing Wilma is credited with 167 episodes.
Personally I don't think a 90 second test counts and if I have to pick I go with 166. But don't you dare switch to 167 sometime later if it suits your target result. I'm not so forgiving with the Super Bowl being on 2/6 in England.
One of the funniest scenes in Gremlins 2 is acknowledging the silliness of the rule that you don't feed a Mogwai after midnight. What if one gets a caraway seed stuck in its teeth and I on an airplane when it crosses the date line? Technically the Super Bowl is on both 2/5 and 2/6 in England. Kickoff time is definitely on 2/5 English time. The game will certain end on 2/6 English time.
But which to pick? It's an American sport. Poll Brits on the street in London and ask them what day it's on and more likely you'll hear Sunday. And what's Sunday's date? 2/5. Defenestrate all your 2/6 number references.
And what's this Not Cancer reference in the post title here? Magic number of 44 gematrified from CAR CRASH. I've seen that 44 number before. It's the same as CANCER in simple gematria. I would love to merely bust on the laziness of the cosmic entities for allowing two major causes of death to result in the same number, but honestly I have no idea how he gets CAR CRASH to equal it.
Often when one numbering convention doesn't work and these gematratgogues use a different system they acknowledge it by some manner like SPLEEN BLOCKAGE = 278 (Masonic)* or OLD AGE = 463 (Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Consulate of 1612)**. Here it's just car crash equals 44, end of discussion.
Sure as hell isn't simple gematria. A quick glance is all it takes. CANCER has the same letters of CAR and more. Easy to see adding a crash to a car is more than a car. CAR by itself is 22. If it was a two car crash that could be a CAR CAR to get 44. But that would be just plain silly wouldn't it? Actually not when looking at the crazier things you have come up with.
* Not the real number unless by dumb luck. You get the point. Masonic is a real numbering convention in gematria. That is, if anything in this gematripe can be actually labeled real.
** Courtesy of Emo Phillips horse face skit.
Just like avoiding Russell Westbrook going 1 for 13 in the second half on January 13th we get our daily Miami fix(hmmm....Miami, drugs, drug fix.....might mean something) by this unlikely chain.
Kansas City Royals pitcher Yolanda Ventura died in a car crash. He's proclaimed to be an ace pitcher. Ace Ventura, get it? Ace Ventura is a movie set in Miami. So Miami = Miami Dolphins=Football. Now football means Superbowl. Which = English Royalty because the Super Bowl is scheduled to be played on 2/5. Which is 2/6 in the UK.
Throw in some other English royalty numbers and it all becomes clear when compared with the origin, a car crash. Because car crash =44.
Bullshit. Bullshit Bullshit. Bullshit Bullshit Bullshit. (I get paid by the number of words used).
Look up Ventura's stats last year. Mediocre pitcher o a bad team. Losing record and a 4.45 ERA. Hardly what would be called an ace by baseball standards. Stupid scriptwriters thought of calling the movie Kershaw Ventura but changed their mind.
Super Bowl on Feb 6th in England? Oh that pesky International Date Line. I've been saving this for the right moment, now is a good time. Often we've been subjected to Flintstones' magic number of 166 references because that's how many episodes were made. Well it could be officially 167. There was a 90 second test film made to see audience reaction. Look up Flintstones on IMDB and the actress voicing Wilma is credited with 167 episodes.
Personally I don't think a 90 second test counts and if I have to pick I go with 166. But don't you dare switch to 167 sometime later if it suits your target result. I'm not so forgiving with the Super Bowl being on 2/6 in England.
One of the funniest scenes in Gremlins 2 is acknowledging the silliness of the rule that you don't feed a Mogwai after midnight. What if one gets a caraway seed stuck in its teeth and I on an airplane when it crosses the date line? Technically the Super Bowl is on both 2/5 and 2/6 in England. Kickoff time is definitely on 2/5 English time. The game will certain end on 2/6 English time.
But which to pick? It's an American sport. Poll Brits on the street in London and ask them what day it's on and more likely you'll hear Sunday. And what's Sunday's date? 2/5. Defenestrate all your 2/6 number references.
And what's this Not Cancer reference in the post title here? Magic number of 44 gematrified from CAR CRASH. I've seen that 44 number before. It's the same as CANCER in simple gematria. I would love to merely bust on the laziness of the cosmic entities for allowing two major causes of death to result in the same number, but honestly I have no idea how he gets CAR CRASH to equal it.
Often when one numbering convention doesn't work and these gematratgogues use a different system they acknowledge it by some manner like SPLEEN BLOCKAGE = 278 (Masonic)* or OLD AGE = 463 (Northern Conservative Fundamentalist Baptist Great Lakes Region Consulate of 1612)**. Here it's just car crash equals 44, end of discussion.
Sure as hell isn't simple gematria. A quick glance is all it takes. CANCER has the same letters of CAR and more. Easy to see adding a crash to a car is more than a car. CAR by itself is 22. If it was a two car crash that could be a CAR CAR to get 44. But that would be just plain silly wouldn't it? Actually not when looking at the crazier things you have come up with.
* Not the real number unless by dumb luck. You get the point. Masonic is a real numbering convention in gematria. That is, if anything in this gematripe can be actually labeled real.
** Courtesy of Emo Phillips horse face skit.
Sunday, January 22, 2017
Gematria Proof Donald Trump Is The AntiChrist/The AntiantiChrist/NFL Conference Championships Secrets Revelaed By Chucky
I'm strangely conflicted right now. I found proof in the numbers that Donald Trump is the AntiChrist. And it wasn't pointed out to me by Chucky or Nad. And I didn't find it on my own. The disappointment is that using a supreme example of damfil* logic someone I know showed this to me.
Trump was inaugurated on 1/20/2017. The 20/20 shows this is a clear vision. 1+17=18. That's the same total as 6+6+6. 666. Dang. Wish I had thought, I mean done the research right, to get that result.
Not to be out done within minutes I researched the proof that Jenna Coleman is the AntiAntiChrist and so much more. Jenna was born on 4/27/1986. Barrack H. Obama is 427. Angelica as in Angel is 86. There is a direct link Obama-->AntiChrist-->AntiAntiChrist.
It's so obvious when you think about it. David Warner was in the first Omen movie. In a sequel Damien is being elected president. David Warner was in an episode of Doctor Who with Jenna. No, tho is for real and not a case of NERDS**.
Things get even more amazing from here. Jenna insists that her niece refers to her as Auntie AntiAntiChrist. And when they play poker*** together she is Auntie Ante AntiAntiChrist.
*Dumb Ass Mindless Freaks Idiot Logic
** Never Ending Ridiculous Data Set
***. Internet poker. This is not a fraud. The DOJ shutdown is a conspiracy based on solid gematriacal data. That is, some of their employees wear blue.
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Nad still hasn't posted an update and now it's been two full days of silence. Let's hope Chucky comes through with the goods on today's Conference Championships in football. He should have cut his losses and stopped predicting after getting it wrong three times already. But, he painted himself into a corner and boldly predicts a Packers-Patriots Super Bowl. No win situation there. Either or both lose he's totally fucked. Down to four teams to predict two. They're all good or else they wouldn't have made it this far. Any of them could win. So predicting the best team in the league vs. the hot team that knocked off the number one seed last week is hardly insightful.
Trump was inaugurated on 1/20/2017. The 20/20 shows this is a clear vision. 1+17=18. That's the same total as 6+6+6. 666. Dang. Wish I had thought, I mean done the research right, to get that result.
Not to be out done within minutes I researched the proof that Jenna Coleman is the AntiAntiChrist and so much more. Jenna was born on 4/27/1986. Barrack H. Obama is 427. Angelica as in Angel is 86. There is a direct link Obama-->AntiChrist-->AntiAntiChrist.
It's so obvious when you think about it. David Warner was in the first Omen movie. In a sequel Damien is being elected president. David Warner was in an episode of Doctor Who with Jenna. No, tho is for real and not a case of NERDS**.
Things get even more amazing from here. Jenna insists that her niece refers to her as Auntie AntiAntiChrist. And when they play poker*** together she is Auntie Ante AntiAntiChrist.
*Dumb Ass Mindless Freaks Idiot Logic
** Never Ending Ridiculous Data Set
***. Internet poker. This is not a fraud. The DOJ shutdown is a conspiracy based on solid gematriacal data. That is, some of their employees wear blue.
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Nad still hasn't posted an update and now it's been two full days of silence. Let's hope Chucky comes through with the goods on today's Conference Championships in football. He should have cut his losses and stopped predicting after getting it wrong three times already. But, he painted himself into a corner and boldly predicts a Packers-Patriots Super Bowl. No win situation there. Either or both lose he's totally fucked. Down to four teams to predict two. They're all good or else they wouldn't have made it this far. Any of them could win. So predicting the best team in the league vs. the hot team that knocked off the number one seed last week is hardly insightful.
Saturday, January 21, 2017
A Typical Conversation In A Gematrian Household
Inspired by the great Victor Borge and his Inflationary Language routine I offer tho rendering of the way a typical conversation in a numerology based household might go. Based on the cheat if spelling out a number, one=34, two=58, etc....I will let you boot up your favorite simple gematria calculation to decipher the numbers, but you should get the gist of it by context.
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Hi h34y! I'm home!
Your home early, why's that?
They let us off at 60 instead of 42. Boss was in a 34derful mood. How is Jus39 doing with the potty training?
He was a gr49 boy and did both a number 34 and a number 58 in the toilet instead of his Pull-Ups.
Super. We should celebrate.
Already working on it. I'm making his favorite dinner, chicken 39ders and pork 39derloin for us.
Awesome! I'm so hungry I could eat 56 of them!
Silly! Don't totally blow you diet, you better stop after 58 of them.
Yeah, you're right. The last time I 49 more than 34 I was the 34 doing 58s all night in the bathroom. Boy was I 52. What should we do after the little 34 goes to bed?
Oh...i was thinking I'd put on some lingerie and give you some extra 60play and...
Hold on just 34 minute... I'm bushes, despite getting him early. Since I'm 58 tired can't we just relax and watch movies.
No prob. What are you in the mood for?
What are some choices?
Well there's the original black and white version of 87 Angry Men, Ghidorah the 56 Headed Monster, 99 Ghosts, The 65 Samurai...
Yeah that 34 sounds good. I love Kurosawa.
Oh wait...It is December 167th, I'm sure we can find Its a 34derful Life.
Maybe if we have the time we can watch the 58 of them. But regardless I need to go to bed early. I have the big 49 ball pool tournament coming up and need to get some practice in. I need to work on my game since 42 ball is my specialty.
And so on and so 60th...
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Hi h34y! I'm home!
Your home early, why's that?
They let us off at 60 instead of 42. Boss was in a 34derful mood. How is Jus39 doing with the potty training?
He was a gr49 boy and did both a number 34 and a number 58 in the toilet instead of his Pull-Ups.
Super. We should celebrate.
Already working on it. I'm making his favorite dinner, chicken 39ders and pork 39derloin for us.
Awesome! I'm so hungry I could eat 56 of them!
Silly! Don't totally blow you diet, you better stop after 58 of them.
Yeah, you're right. The last time I 49 more than 34 I was the 34 doing 58s all night in the bathroom. Boy was I 52. What should we do after the little 34 goes to bed?
Oh...i was thinking I'd put on some lingerie and give you some extra 60play and...
Hold on just 34 minute... I'm bushes, despite getting him early. Since I'm 58 tired can't we just relax and watch movies.
No prob. What are you in the mood for?
What are some choices?
Well there's the original black and white version of 87 Angry Men, Ghidorah the 56 Headed Monster, 99 Ghosts, The 65 Samurai...
Yeah that 34 sounds good. I love Kurosawa.
Oh wait...It is December 167th, I'm sure we can find Its a 34derful Life.
Maybe if we have the time we can watch the 58 of them. But regardless I need to go to bed early. I have the big 49 ball pool tournament coming up and need to get some practice in. I need to work on my game since 42 ball is my specialty.
And so on and so 60th...
Using Real News To Predict Gematria
This could be fun. After another day if radio silence Nad has a bus crash in Italy to blog about. Let's see if he digs his own grave deeper in this one.
I don't care what sham method he uses to come up with his numbers. But the media has son tasty bait out on the hook for him to report on. Not deliberate misinformation, just ambiguous.
It's agreed that there are 16 dead. One report lists exactly 39 injured. Most reports vaguely say "about 40 injured."- The Italian foreign ministry reports 50 some passengers and drivers on the bus, but it's believed there were more than that.
Shame on the racist, elitist, lazy, breakfast skipping cosmic entities if they don't bury some magic numbers in this. Let's switch Nad's coffee with Folgers and see what he says.
How many dead, how many injured, is the death toll final-someone hospitalized might die later
No, I can't predict what Nad's magic gematria dartboard is going to hit on. But I will be surprised if this doesn't get a mention. And while we are at it let's through in at least one Simpsons or Miami Dolphins prediction in Mindless Freaks.
I don't care what sham method he uses to come up with his numbers. But the media has son tasty bait out on the hook for him to report on. Not deliberate misinformation, just ambiguous.
It's agreed that there are 16 dead. One report lists exactly 39 injured. Most reports vaguely say "about 40 injured."- The Italian foreign ministry reports 50 some passengers and drivers on the bus, but it's believed there were more than that.
Shame on the racist, elitist, lazy, breakfast skipping cosmic entities if they don't bury some magic numbers in this. Let's switch Nad's coffee with Folgers and see what he says.
How many dead, how many injured, is the death toll final-someone hospitalized might die later
No, I can't predict what Nad's magic gematria dartboard is going to hit on. But I will be surprised if this doesn't get a mention. And while we are at it let's through in at least one Simpsons or Miami Dolphins prediction in Mindless Freaks.
Friday, January 20, 2017
Gematria NERDS/Belief System Flowchart
I was happy to hear that Miguel Ferrer died. No, don't be do judgmental or you'll burn in Beckinsale*. I was counting on Nad's predictably and consistent inconsistency.
We were getting a bit worried. Bad went an entire day without posting. True to form he couldn't resist the opportunity to mention the magic numbers revealed regarding Miguel.
Me and my crack team of acronym makers have come up with NERDS to shorten typing time for a particular gematria cheat. The Never Ending Ridiculous Data Set.
Miguel was George Clooney's cousin. Now the data set to find magic numbers isn't just limited to Miguel. Every date and movie that George Clooney has been added to the mix. That's how a Clooney film yielding a result of 44 gets a mention. I've seen that number before. Frankly, I was surprised to see it in this Mindless Freaks post. Which serves to prove my point even more.
Miguel passed away after a battle with cancer. Specifically throat cancer. In order to find magic target numbers THROAT CANCER was gematrified. When you just use CANCER, you get 44. Nad posts about Cindy Stowell, cues up the screen shot showing at one time during an episode she was at $4,400. Wham! Cancer number. However he ignores the Clooney film reference to 44 completely in regards to cancer. Remarkably inconsistent. Consistently. And there's a reference to a combo of the digits 1,3 and 8 made that doesn't include all possible combinations. Acceptance of multiple sources of data increases the possibility of finding supposedly magic numbers exponentially. The Birthday Paradox** goes a long way to explain this. I'll let you Google it yourself for the details and keep the math out of this post. You are welcome.
A real life example occurs as I type this. It's no big secret that I'm infatuated with Jenna Coleman. Do I'm watching Victoria and the opening credits roll and I see the name Nigel Lindsay. There's also a decreased British actor Nigel Davenport. There's also tennis star Lindsay Davenport. I've now increased my NERDS for Nigel Lindsay to include all the dates, costars, tennis opponents and all the dates films and costars of those. Now all I have to do is find a story of one actor in the NERDS having to do with ten I, gematrify tennis terms like TENNIS ELBOW and DOUBLE FAULT, find some more magic numbers, recheck the NERDS make a comment about how weird it is and Voila! They can and do this shit all the time. But the racist, elitist, breakfast skipping cosmic entities like The Simpsons and The Miami Dolphins so we don't get subjected to Brit TV references. Nigel D. would work well in that. He was quite prolific. I'll let you check IMDB. You are welcome.
* Beckinsale is the Gematrian equivalent of hell. See the Gematrian pantheon for more information. No relation to Kate, that is just a weird coincidence.
** Without the math if you have 23 people in a room odds are about 50% that two have the same birthday. You get up into the 70's and the odds are essentially 100%.
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I've created a simplified flow chart for what belief system you should live your life with. Just two questions.
Question one: ARE you insane?
If yes, proceed to question two.
If no, pick any belief system except for results from answering yes.
Question two:
Are you Tom Cruise?
If yes, Scientology works for you.
If no, gematria is the best fit for you.
We were getting a bit worried. Bad went an entire day without posting. True to form he couldn't resist the opportunity to mention the magic numbers revealed regarding Miguel.
Me and my crack team of acronym makers have come up with NERDS to shorten typing time for a particular gematria cheat. The Never Ending Ridiculous Data Set.
Miguel was George Clooney's cousin. Now the data set to find magic numbers isn't just limited to Miguel. Every date and movie that George Clooney has been added to the mix. That's how a Clooney film yielding a result of 44 gets a mention. I've seen that number before. Frankly, I was surprised to see it in this Mindless Freaks post. Which serves to prove my point even more.
Miguel passed away after a battle with cancer. Specifically throat cancer. In order to find magic target numbers THROAT CANCER was gematrified. When you just use CANCER, you get 44. Nad posts about Cindy Stowell, cues up the screen shot showing at one time during an episode she was at $4,400. Wham! Cancer number. However he ignores the Clooney film reference to 44 completely in regards to cancer. Remarkably inconsistent. Consistently. And there's a reference to a combo of the digits 1,3 and 8 made that doesn't include all possible combinations. Acceptance of multiple sources of data increases the possibility of finding supposedly magic numbers exponentially. The Birthday Paradox** goes a long way to explain this. I'll let you Google it yourself for the details and keep the math out of this post. You are welcome.
A real life example occurs as I type this. It's no big secret that I'm infatuated with Jenna Coleman. Do I'm watching Victoria and the opening credits roll and I see the name Nigel Lindsay. There's also a decreased British actor Nigel Davenport. There's also tennis star Lindsay Davenport. I've now increased my NERDS for Nigel Lindsay to include all the dates, costars, tennis opponents and all the dates films and costars of those. Now all I have to do is find a story of one actor in the NERDS having to do with ten I, gematrify tennis terms like TENNIS ELBOW and DOUBLE FAULT, find some more magic numbers, recheck the NERDS make a comment about how weird it is and Voila! They can and do this shit all the time. But the racist, elitist, breakfast skipping cosmic entities like The Simpsons and The Miami Dolphins so we don't get subjected to Brit TV references. Nigel D. would work well in that. He was quite prolific. I'll let you check IMDB. You are welcome.
* Beckinsale is the Gematrian equivalent of hell. See the Gematrian pantheon for more information. No relation to Kate, that is just a weird coincidence.
** Without the math if you have 23 people in a room odds are about 50% that two have the same birthday. You get up into the 70's and the odds are essentially 100%.
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I've created a simplified flow chart for what belief system you should live your life with. Just two questions.
Question one: ARE you insane?
If yes, proceed to question two.
If no, pick any belief system except for results from answering yes.
Question two:
Are you Tom Cruise?
If yes, Scientology works for you.
If no, gematria is the best fit for you.
Thursday, January 19, 2017
Chelsea Manning/The Gematria Effect Radio Show
I spent so much time researching the pantheon yesterday I didn't get around to fact checking Nad's 1/17 post. Not too much to tell. Same old same old, rambling association of tying together completely unassociated events, taking liberties on how to get certain numbers and of course a Miami Dolphins reference.
I want to spend more time on the second part of this, Chucky's radio show. So let's limit crotch grabbing (picking on Nad) to his Chelsea Manning story. Again, providing a reference point for researchable and provable facts.
The Mindless Freaks post mentions a key reporting date of 13/9. Because he wanted to tie in 319. His link shows the story being reported on 9/14. And he correctly notes that, yes, he did post about this on 9/13. The date a reputable news source shared the gender identification process. But I found a story from a different reputable source aka the New York Times showing a date of 7/14. Of course Nad ignores any perfectly valid information that doesn't fit his version of reality. Of course no mention is made of this being a hoax on 7/14 because the numbers were wrong. Pffftt.....
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Chucky is going to have to get up later and skip breakfast to pull this one off in the future. Now I am exceptionally observant, focused on the target and looking for trouble and the mistake is subtle. But it's there.
Chucky has a weekly radio show called the Gematria Effect. His YouTube video promoting yesterday's show has a bit about all callers are welcome. However, if you use foul language the editors will edit it out and the points you tried make won't air. See, the editors don't like too much potty mouthing so they don't just take out the naughty bits. Easier to just delete the whole segment.
That, in Chucky's words, is the only rule you need to obey. You have a question, complaint, just want to say hi or discuss breakfast options, fire away.
EXCEPT...immediately after this he mentions that if it's obvious that you are just calling to attack him then you will be cut off.
You know the rules of the scary editors. But you let people fire off unlimited profanity they need to edit out, instead of just cutting them off? What a power trip. Cutting people off makes you a (mindless) control freak. I'm sure you get some parting shots in about what idiots they are.
You have also given me the opportunity to research more into the nature of these scary editors. Do they get paid? Is anyone really holding you accountable, or is it actually Chucky responsible for deleting entire bits? It would be an awfully convenient way to not air damaging evidence promoted in a calm and rational manner.
I have a lot of options. I can check with the radio station on staffing. I can call and present any number of the obvious flaws on hard facts like dates, death tolls, how many days fro Jan 1 to May 13. Same or different call start to point out some of the crazier things. Different call use one single fbomb. And believe me I have lots of other devious things come to mind.
I want to spend more time on the second part of this, Chucky's radio show. So let's limit crotch grabbing (picking on Nad) to his Chelsea Manning story. Again, providing a reference point for researchable and provable facts.
The Mindless Freaks post mentions a key reporting date of 13/9. Because he wanted to tie in 319. His link shows the story being reported on 9/14. And he correctly notes that, yes, he did post about this on 9/13. The date a reputable news source shared the gender identification process. But I found a story from a different reputable source aka the New York Times showing a date of 7/14. Of course Nad ignores any perfectly valid information that doesn't fit his version of reality. Of course no mention is made of this being a hoax on 7/14 because the numbers were wrong. Pffftt.....
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Chucky is going to have to get up later and skip breakfast to pull this one off in the future. Now I am exceptionally observant, focused on the target and looking for trouble and the mistake is subtle. But it's there.
Chucky has a weekly radio show called the Gematria Effect. His YouTube video promoting yesterday's show has a bit about all callers are welcome. However, if you use foul language the editors will edit it out and the points you tried make won't air. See, the editors don't like too much potty mouthing so they don't just take out the naughty bits. Easier to just delete the whole segment.
That, in Chucky's words, is the only rule you need to obey. You have a question, complaint, just want to say hi or discuss breakfast options, fire away.
EXCEPT...immediately after this he mentions that if it's obvious that you are just calling to attack him then you will be cut off.
You know the rules of the scary editors. But you let people fire off unlimited profanity they need to edit out, instead of just cutting them off? What a power trip. Cutting people off makes you a (mindless) control freak. I'm sure you get some parting shots in about what idiots they are.
You have also given me the opportunity to research more into the nature of these scary editors. Do they get paid? Is anyone really holding you accountable, or is it actually Chucky responsible for deleting entire bits? It would be an awfully convenient way to not air damaging evidence promoted in a calm and rational manner.
I have a lot of options. I can check with the radio station on staffing. I can call and present any number of the obvious flaws on hard facts like dates, death tolls, how many days fro Jan 1 to May 13. Same or different call start to point out some of the crazier things. Different call use one single fbomb. And believe me I have lots of other devious things come to mind.
Wednesday, January 18, 2017
The Gematria Pantheon
In the most recent post on Mindless Freaks mention was made about how "all this 45 stuff keeps coming up." None of the top notch numerology experts mention how the numbers got there in the first place. Well, me and my crack research team (me and the dog), at great personal expense purchased the contents of Al Capone's vault from Geraldo Rivera on eBay for $1.95 plus shipping and we have the answers! There is a pantheon of cosmic entities that hide numbers. So secretive that they are only mentioned in the darkest corners of WalMart Housewares and children's birthday parties.
The ruler of Gematrandia is Twelvinchus. He isn't terribly active preferring to delegate to his fellow cosmic entities according to their specialties.
The gematriarch and wife of Twelvinchus is the mother of the rest of the entities. She is known as She Who Has No Name. Which doesn't make any sense since that is a name. This does explain why Nopenny is her favorite son. She had been birthing new entities from giant ostrich eggs until eggs and other breakfast fare were banished after the Great Digit Wars. Her last great achievement was creation of bacon, which is good anytime not just breakfast. She now spends most of her time eating bonbons and watching reruns on the Cartoon Network and Fox.
Artemis Gordon is the god of the hunt. And the peck. Most notable achievement is creation of the typewriter and computer keyboard. During the Great Digit Wars he was seen driving his pewter chariot powered by four enormous house cats. After corralling the Computer Mice at the Battle of West James he retired and now watches reruns of Wild Wild West.
Boghus, the god of fertility wanted to be called Bacchus but was nailed by a copyright infringement suit. In order to avoid a cross pantheon war he accepted the more appropriate name he goes by now. He remains quite active to this day creating multiple numbers from a single source. He was temporarily bound in logic chains after the Great Digit Wars. He broke free after his captors' minds exploded while he explained in a deadpan monotone how 45=13=116=911=32=166=7, etc....
McGoohanzeelbub is the dark lord of the underworld. McG has three heads and is associated with three sixes, 666. There are two layers to the
Gematrandian underworld. The top layer called The Village where good souls retire to. But after leading the Cosine Alliance in the Digit Wars McG was banished to the lower underworld called Beckinsale. Here he sits on a throne made of fried chicken bones and gold slippers in a tower higher than the height of the heavens above with his lieutenant Nopenny, plotting revenge and dealing with all the truly evil things like Justin Bieber, lampreys and telemarketers.
Nopenny is responsible for all things that make no cents. Chief instigator of the Digit Wars he brought to a head the argument over exactly who presided over lampreys. Dolphinus as lord of water by default, McG as lord of evil things, Gordon as the huntmaster since lampreys hunt for food, and several minor entities all laid claim. Nobody was willing to compromise and come to an agreement on which gematria numbering system was to be used for lampreys. Hostilities broke out and culminated in the Siege of Miami. After the near extinction of lampreys the war was declared a draw. However, for his part Nopenny was exiled to Beckinsale until his sentence was commuted following an impassioned, drunken oration by Raw.
Raw is the god of war. Paradoxically the only god not to be a part of the Great Digit Wars. (He had been on a drunken bender and forgot to set his alarm.) His greatest contribution is his award winning speech that ended what was to have been the eternal exile of Nopenny. Key parts of the speech included how he wields a spear with three shafts and one head, Donald Trump would one day become President of the United States and gematria in general makes no sense. It was agreed that making no sense was essential or the entire worship infrastructure would collapse and they'd all be out of jobs.
Dolphinus is the god if sports statistics, particularly the Miami Dolphins. Before the Dolphins were created he got really bored without much to do. So when the opportunity to claim lampreys under his dominion arise and was about to be taken away he threw a massive hissy fit and the Great Digit Wars began. Escaping severe punishment like McG and Nopenny he bided his time until football was invented, nursing the lamprey population back to healthy numbers. Now that football is here he's been quite a busy beaver and often can be seen in disguise attending Oregon State games, Dan Marino motivational speeches and as an extra in sports celebrity testimonial commercials. He wields a magical trident and helped Lymphoma escape the same fate as Pious.
Pious is the god of real math and especially geometry. The only god not to have been hatched from an egg laid by She Who Has No Name. Instead he sprung forth from a magic acorn, looked in a mirror and exclaimed, "Gee I'm a tree!!". Since She Who Has No Name doesn't make any sense and real math does make sense it was agreed there was no room for Pious in the pantheon. Pious and Lymphoma were sentence to exile in the impossibly tall tower that doesn't make any sense. Eventually growing tired of his whining McG and Nopenny defenestrated him from the top most window to spend eternity falling ad screaming, "It doesn't make any sennnnnnnnsssssseeeee!!!!!!"
Lymphoma is the goddess of compassion and decency, promoting consideration of others feelings and not making a mockery of things like cancer. She eventually gave birth to a half human child, Cindy, who went on to be a multiple day Jeopardy! champion. An identical twin of Pious from a different father born exactly Pi seconds later, the other cosmic entities were not sure what to do. A strange combination of things that make sense and don't make sense. After being sentenced to the impossibly tall underworld tower she was moved to the Calculus tower near the twin cities of Tangentia and Cosecantus. Since calculus is calcified plaque Dolphinus (enamored by Lymphoma's innocence and sweetness), freed her with his trident on the recommendation of four out of five dentists. McG is rumored to be plotting some sort of revenge and may be responsible for the artificial sweetener Xylitol being carcinogenic.
Holly Wood is the wife of Dolphinus and in charge of all television and film including commercials. She's particularly fond of her "Where's the beef?" lady. She is suspected of hiring a private eye to keep tabs on the possible liason between her husband and Lymphoma. It's said that the producers are still haggling over who will play the lead, how many episodes there will be and if chewing gum commercials will be allowed to be aired. She's keeping busy with endless sucky remakes of originally sucky movies.
Conesandrods is a minor deity but worth a mention. Somebody had to pick colors for the grass and police uniforms and stuff. Numbers must be hidden everywhere.
Whoreshew is the god of arbitration. Fearful of a second Digit Wars a mediator is necessary to keep the peace. His most notable rulings are Pi=22/7 and 116=166 are "close enough."
Lokey is the trickster, the god of chaos and deceit. He is the 'cleaner' sent to cover up major events to make them hoaxes. Extremely powerful and deceptive nobody trusts him. His most favorite work is causing Cindy to die of cancer and making it look like a hoax. His best work is measured in the irony. He stands most to gain from a second Digit War. That is, if the first one really happened. (?)
Jenna Coleman is the goddess of beauty. Not terribly well liked among her pantheon mates. All she asks is that numerologists leave Doctor Who alone. Since she's so sweet and drop dead gorgeous Whoreshews ruled that this would be so. She also dislikes Cindy in a catty fashion. Often seen gossiping with Holly, probably about Cindy.
That's most of the major ones. I may return with more after further research.
The ruler of Gematrandia is Twelvinchus. He isn't terribly active preferring to delegate to his fellow cosmic entities according to their specialties.
The gematriarch and wife of Twelvinchus is the mother of the rest of the entities. She is known as She Who Has No Name. Which doesn't make any sense since that is a name. This does explain why Nopenny is her favorite son. She had been birthing new entities from giant ostrich eggs until eggs and other breakfast fare were banished after the Great Digit Wars. Her last great achievement was creation of bacon, which is good anytime not just breakfast. She now spends most of her time eating bonbons and watching reruns on the Cartoon Network and Fox.
Artemis Gordon is the god of the hunt. And the peck. Most notable achievement is creation of the typewriter and computer keyboard. During the Great Digit Wars he was seen driving his pewter chariot powered by four enormous house cats. After corralling the Computer Mice at the Battle of West James he retired and now watches reruns of Wild Wild West.
Boghus, the god of fertility wanted to be called Bacchus but was nailed by a copyright infringement suit. In order to avoid a cross pantheon war he accepted the more appropriate name he goes by now. He remains quite active to this day creating multiple numbers from a single source. He was temporarily bound in logic chains after the Great Digit Wars. He broke free after his captors' minds exploded while he explained in a deadpan monotone how 45=13=116=911=32=166=7, etc....
McGoohanzeelbub is the dark lord of the underworld. McG has three heads and is associated with three sixes, 666. There are two layers to the
Gematrandian underworld. The top layer called The Village where good souls retire to. But after leading the Cosine Alliance in the Digit Wars McG was banished to the lower underworld called Beckinsale. Here he sits on a throne made of fried chicken bones and gold slippers in a tower higher than the height of the heavens above with his lieutenant Nopenny, plotting revenge and dealing with all the truly evil things like Justin Bieber, lampreys and telemarketers.
Nopenny is responsible for all things that make no cents. Chief instigator of the Digit Wars he brought to a head the argument over exactly who presided over lampreys. Dolphinus as lord of water by default, McG as lord of evil things, Gordon as the huntmaster since lampreys hunt for food, and several minor entities all laid claim. Nobody was willing to compromise and come to an agreement on which gematria numbering system was to be used for lampreys. Hostilities broke out and culminated in the Siege of Miami. After the near extinction of lampreys the war was declared a draw. However, for his part Nopenny was exiled to Beckinsale until his sentence was commuted following an impassioned, drunken oration by Raw.
Raw is the god of war. Paradoxically the only god not to be a part of the Great Digit Wars. (He had been on a drunken bender and forgot to set his alarm.) His greatest contribution is his award winning speech that ended what was to have been the eternal exile of Nopenny. Key parts of the speech included how he wields a spear with three shafts and one head, Donald Trump would one day become President of the United States and gematria in general makes no sense. It was agreed that making no sense was essential or the entire worship infrastructure would collapse and they'd all be out of jobs.
Dolphinus is the god if sports statistics, particularly the Miami Dolphins. Before the Dolphins were created he got really bored without much to do. So when the opportunity to claim lampreys under his dominion arise and was about to be taken away he threw a massive hissy fit and the Great Digit Wars began. Escaping severe punishment like McG and Nopenny he bided his time until football was invented, nursing the lamprey population back to healthy numbers. Now that football is here he's been quite a busy beaver and often can be seen in disguise attending Oregon State games, Dan Marino motivational speeches and as an extra in sports celebrity testimonial commercials. He wields a magical trident and helped Lymphoma escape the same fate as Pious.
Pious is the god of real math and especially geometry. The only god not to have been hatched from an egg laid by She Who Has No Name. Instead he sprung forth from a magic acorn, looked in a mirror and exclaimed, "Gee I'm a tree!!". Since She Who Has No Name doesn't make any sense and real math does make sense it was agreed there was no room for Pious in the pantheon. Pious and Lymphoma were sentence to exile in the impossibly tall tower that doesn't make any sense. Eventually growing tired of his whining McG and Nopenny defenestrated him from the top most window to spend eternity falling ad screaming, "It doesn't make any sennnnnnnnsssssseeeee!!!!!!"
Lymphoma is the goddess of compassion and decency, promoting consideration of others feelings and not making a mockery of things like cancer. She eventually gave birth to a half human child, Cindy, who went on to be a multiple day Jeopardy! champion. An identical twin of Pious from a different father born exactly Pi seconds later, the other cosmic entities were not sure what to do. A strange combination of things that make sense and don't make sense. After being sentenced to the impossibly tall underworld tower she was moved to the Calculus tower near the twin cities of Tangentia and Cosecantus. Since calculus is calcified plaque Dolphinus (enamored by Lymphoma's innocence and sweetness), freed her with his trident on the recommendation of four out of five dentists. McG is rumored to be plotting some sort of revenge and may be responsible for the artificial sweetener Xylitol being carcinogenic.
Holly Wood is the wife of Dolphinus and in charge of all television and film including commercials. She's particularly fond of her "Where's the beef?" lady. She is suspected of hiring a private eye to keep tabs on the possible liason between her husband and Lymphoma. It's said that the producers are still haggling over who will play the lead, how many episodes there will be and if chewing gum commercials will be allowed to be aired. She's keeping busy with endless sucky remakes of originally sucky movies.
Conesandrods is a minor deity but worth a mention. Somebody had to pick colors for the grass and police uniforms and stuff. Numbers must be hidden everywhere.
Whoreshew is the god of arbitration. Fearful of a second Digit Wars a mediator is necessary to keep the peace. His most notable rulings are Pi=22/7 and 116=166 are "close enough."
Lokey is the trickster, the god of chaos and deceit. He is the 'cleaner' sent to cover up major events to make them hoaxes. Extremely powerful and deceptive nobody trusts him. His most favorite work is causing Cindy to die of cancer and making it look like a hoax. His best work is measured in the irony. He stands most to gain from a second Digit War. That is, if the first one really happened. (?)
Jenna Coleman is the goddess of beauty. Not terribly well liked among her pantheon mates. All she asks is that numerologists leave Doctor Who alone. Since she's so sweet and drop dead gorgeous Whoreshews ruled that this would be so. She also dislikes Cindy in a catty fashion. Often seen gossiping with Holly, probably about Cindy.
That's most of the major ones. I may return with more after further research.
Tuesday, January 17, 2017
More About 227 Being A Gematria Reference To Pi
Chucky has a video where he mentions that a gematrified word came out to the number 227 and this was a reference to Pi. As a math geek I found this particularly insulting to my intelligence.
This post coordinates two thoughts from previous rebuttals I made.
1). 22/7 is NOT Pi.
2). Gematria numbers never go beyond two or three digits because finding the target number from the data set increases exponentially with each digit in the target number
Returning to 227 as a clear reference to Pi-Chucky's point was that he was showing how the establishment date of the Japanese flag produced 227. Which means something because the Rising Sun flag has a circle. Circle=Pi. Circle=Pi isn't too bad. 22/7 is Pi is bad.
22/7 is 3.14 and some other repeating digits (any fraction with a denominator of seven has the same repeating set of seven digits). Repeating digits in Pi is just plain stupid. It was a huge advance in mathematics when it was proven that the decimal places of Pi never repeat.
22/7 is a workable approximation. There's no point in carrying it out too far. It mirrors the actual decimal places only to the 100ths, 3.14. Lots of study has gone into fractions of whole numbers that are a better approximation. The next one in line that makes sense is 355/113. This mirrors the decimal places of Pi out to 3.1415.
But those lazy cosmic entities that hide the meaning of numbers in things don't really like Pi and they certainly do not eat it for breakfast. So its forbidden to even tender (not chicken tenders, also not on the breakfast menu) the idea of 355 or 113 have any meaning. And looking for six digit numbers in gematria. Yeah, that will never happen. I can promise you that there wont be anything that is even close to making sense that comes out exactly to 355113. For thumping thyroidless thunderpuppies they have to do stuff like spell out Thirteen to get another two digit number. The gyrations to get a six digit number boggle the mind.
And there are even more (try infinite) fractional representations that are closer. But those lazy, proper nutrition scoffing cosmic entities can't be bothered with anything too accurate.
---------- Update to this morning's post. One of the Gonads mentioned that one of the remaining teams in the football playoffs had a space ship in Star Wars named after them. The Millenium Falcon. Yeah, right. I'm sure that's was how they got it.
This post coordinates two thoughts from previous rebuttals I made.
1). 22/7 is NOT Pi.
2). Gematria numbers never go beyond two or three digits because finding the target number from the data set increases exponentially with each digit in the target number
Returning to 227 as a clear reference to Pi-Chucky's point was that he was showing how the establishment date of the Japanese flag produced 227. Which means something because the Rising Sun flag has a circle. Circle=Pi. Circle=Pi isn't too bad. 22/7 is Pi is bad.
22/7 is 3.14 and some other repeating digits (any fraction with a denominator of seven has the same repeating set of seven digits). Repeating digits in Pi is just plain stupid. It was a huge advance in mathematics when it was proven that the decimal places of Pi never repeat.
22/7 is a workable approximation. There's no point in carrying it out too far. It mirrors the actual decimal places only to the 100ths, 3.14. Lots of study has gone into fractions of whole numbers that are a better approximation. The next one in line that makes sense is 355/113. This mirrors the decimal places of Pi out to 3.1415.
But those lazy cosmic entities that hide the meaning of numbers in things don't really like Pi and they certainly do not eat it for breakfast. So its forbidden to even tender (not chicken tenders, also not on the breakfast menu) the idea of 355 or 113 have any meaning. And looking for six digit numbers in gematria. Yeah, that will never happen. I can promise you that there wont be anything that is even close to making sense that comes out exactly to 355113. For thumping thyroidless thunderpuppies they have to do stuff like spell out Thirteen to get another two digit number. The gyrations to get a six digit number boggle the mind.
And there are even more (try infinite) fractional representations that are closer. But those lazy, proper nutrition scoffing cosmic entities can't be bothered with anything too accurate.
---------- Update to this morning's post. One of the Gonads mentioned that one of the remaining teams in the football playoffs had a space ship in Star Wars named after them. The Millenium Falcon. Yeah, right. I'm sure that's was how they got it.
Abbreviated Translation of Yesterday's Mindless Freaks Blog
I'm sure you get the point by now so I'll keep this quick. To document for future reference, as Nad often says.
The script that Nad nailed as he claims.
Eugene Cernan died yesterday and Neil Armstrong died in 2012. They were the first and last people to walk on the moon. Neil Armstrong was in an episode of the Simpsons and Don Rickles roasted Cernan and Prince was also killed in an episode of the Simpsons. Dan Marino was in the Simpsons and he played football for Miami. The Superbowl is a football game played in Houston this year. NASA has stuff in Houston.
Turning my attention to a bigger plan today. I'll let everyone know how it goes.
The script that Nad nailed as he claims.
Eugene Cernan died yesterday and Neil Armstrong died in 2012. They were the first and last people to walk on the moon. Neil Armstrong was in an episode of the Simpsons and Don Rickles roasted Cernan and Prince was also killed in an episode of the Simpsons. Dan Marino was in the Simpsons and he played football for Miami. The Superbowl is a football game played in Houston this year. NASA has stuff in Houston.
Turning my attention to a bigger plan today. I'll let everyone know how it goes.
Monday, January 16, 2017
Mindless Freaks Bad Gematria Daily Update
Too many magic numbers of the day to single out one. So lets go through most of them in the order they appear in Nad's post.
114 again. More on this later. We are to take his word that the 114th episode if the Flintstones was on TV. No details on that given. Rumor has it that cosmic entities that hide the meaning of numbers in things weren't planning anything for Tom Brady it the Dolphins at this time.
Boom Channel = 45. Important because May 13th is important. Because 13 spelled out as thirteen =45. But boom in Jewish gematria is 132. Cancer is also 132. But cancer is important because his Uncle had cancer, although by his own admission probably died of a stroke or injuries in the crash that the stroke may have caused. Cosmic entities that hide the meaning of numbers in things don't mess around with dime a dozen car crashes and strokes. Cancer is sooo rare let's hide the meaning in there. No word on if his Uncle's death, Cindy Stowell's death, the existence of the Flintstones tv show or Dan Marino are hoaxes or not.
Boom Channel is short for Boomerang. So it's not just 45. It's 13 as discussed above. Which is important because 5/13 is important because
Time out! Another case of getting something completely dead wrong. Perhaps counting on nobody checking on him amidst all that cool stuff he thought he could slip this one by. More likely, he's just a dumbass. Time in.
because 'sometimes 5/13 is 166th day of the year'. This awkward wording is not explained and is most likely due to pesky leap years that cosmic entities normally don't care about. So its 165 or 166 in a leap year. No mention has been made of a germatrader, the gematrian calendar, being different. But 166 days in the year parks you kind of close, but never exactly on June 13th. Not May 13th. Just like Chucky in the previous example you have identified yourself as an expert and this kind of numerical mistake recorded in your post us frigging inexcusable.
But anywho, 13 and May 13 was important enough to get 45 so Pi equals cancer because like circles which Pi is important to go around endlessly boomerangs always go around endlessly because they always come back after you throw them regardless of the fact that sometimes they might hit a rock or something and don't come back and unless you're a cosmic entity super athlete each throw might not be perfect and forget the lag time between throws and just trust me that it goes endlessly unlike most things which even this sentence stuff eventually comes to an end. Abbreviated version of that, just stop after Pi equals cancer. That's the mindset you need to navigate around Nad's logic stream.
114 is important because this ties into ties or what we can cal ties squared. 114 is the number of games the Cubs won in their Championship Season which had a tie between two other teams a couple of months before the date Uncle Barney went on an anniversary date to see a Cubs game which had one if the teams playing that was involved in the last tie game which was several weeks before the anniversary date.
Number of wins in a season because teams other than the Cubs tied on completely different dates. Sure, makes all kinds of sense.
And we are also treated to Early, Iowa and Earling, Iowa being 'close enough'. And 141 and 114 are 'close enough'. The Iowa locations were not gematroligated into numbers.
And we are to take it on faith that a Fruity Pebbles commercial just happened to come on while he was sitting through the numbers.
Well amidst the general insanity we do have the May 13th whopper of a mistake. The message to all you gematrographers is to start paying attention to details. You are doing damage to your cause on a daily basis. You keep setting up the volleyball and I'm going to keep spiking it.
114 again. More on this later. We are to take his word that the 114th episode if the Flintstones was on TV. No details on that given. Rumor has it that cosmic entities that hide the meaning of numbers in things weren't planning anything for Tom Brady it the Dolphins at this time.
Boom Channel = 45. Important because May 13th is important. Because 13 spelled out as thirteen =45. But boom in Jewish gematria is 132. Cancer is also 132. But cancer is important because his Uncle had cancer, although by his own admission probably died of a stroke or injuries in the crash that the stroke may have caused. Cosmic entities that hide the meaning of numbers in things don't mess around with dime a dozen car crashes and strokes. Cancer is sooo rare let's hide the meaning in there. No word on if his Uncle's death, Cindy Stowell's death, the existence of the Flintstones tv show or Dan Marino are hoaxes or not.
Boom Channel is short for Boomerang. So it's not just 45. It's 13 as discussed above. Which is important because 5/13 is important because
Time out! Another case of getting something completely dead wrong. Perhaps counting on nobody checking on him amidst all that cool stuff he thought he could slip this one by. More likely, he's just a dumbass. Time in.
because 'sometimes 5/13 is 166th day of the year'. This awkward wording is not explained and is most likely due to pesky leap years that cosmic entities normally don't care about. So its 165 or 166 in a leap year. No mention has been made of a germatrader, the gematrian calendar, being different. But 166 days in the year parks you kind of close, but never exactly on June 13th. Not May 13th. Just like Chucky in the previous example you have identified yourself as an expert and this kind of numerical mistake recorded in your post us frigging inexcusable.
But anywho, 13 and May 13 was important enough to get 45 so Pi equals cancer because like circles which Pi is important to go around endlessly boomerangs always go around endlessly because they always come back after you throw them regardless of the fact that sometimes they might hit a rock or something and don't come back and unless you're a cosmic entity super athlete each throw might not be perfect and forget the lag time between throws and just trust me that it goes endlessly unlike most things which even this sentence stuff eventually comes to an end. Abbreviated version of that, just stop after Pi equals cancer. That's the mindset you need to navigate around Nad's logic stream.
114 is important because this ties into ties or what we can cal ties squared. 114 is the number of games the Cubs won in their Championship Season which had a tie between two other teams a couple of months before the date Uncle Barney went on an anniversary date to see a Cubs game which had one if the teams playing that was involved in the last tie game which was several weeks before the anniversary date.
Number of wins in a season because teams other than the Cubs tied on completely different dates. Sure, makes all kinds of sense.
And we are also treated to Early, Iowa and Earling, Iowa being 'close enough'. And 141 and 114 are 'close enough'. The Iowa locations were not gematroligated into numbers.
And we are to take it on faith that a Fruity Pebbles commercial just happened to come on while he was sitting through the numbers.
Well amidst the general insanity we do have the May 13th whopper of a mistake. The message to all you gematrographers is to start paying attention to details. You are doing damage to your cause on a daily basis. You keep setting up the volleyball and I'm going to keep spiking it.
Real Math Vs. Gematria, Sorry For That
Because real numbers can be boring. It's hard to be funny about real numbers. I got up way too early this morning and there's no updates on yesterday's football games to pick on. So this is an overdue explanation of the sloppy math these gematrianarianists use.
One of the overused bogus cheats is the use of numbers that are 'close enough'. 34 versus 43. Close enough, they are the same. Looking for 166? 116 is close enough.
Lets step back and look at the two digit example above. Picture two dice being rolled. The result is 3 and 4. Perfectly logical without much of a stretch that 3-4 and 4-3 are the same. But since these are used in context of things like football jersey numbers they are more obviously different. If you are playing a lottery with a drawing of a two digit number you have a 1 in 100 chance of picking the right number. 3-4 and 4-3 are different. If you are allowed to 'box' the numbers you increase your chance of winning. And the lottery adjusts the payoff downward accordingly. Your odds of picking a single two digit number from 1 out of 100 to 2 out of 100. Forget for a moment that 'boxing' doesn't make sense with double digit numbers, the overall odds don't change significantly.
Now expand the drawing to a three digit lottery number. The odds decrease to one out of one thousand. But in gematria math 116 is close enough to 166. And probably 266, 366, 161, 664 and so on.
The overall results might not change much at all depending on how much liberty you take with what is acceptable as 'close enough.' So lets pretend to limit acceptable 'close enough' to the actual digits, 1,6 and 6 in any order. That's 166,616,661. See the odds are still super low! That's only 3 in 1000. There must be something to this! But now let's start to increase the pool of acceptable numbers. Gematridiots love 666. So 266, 366, 466 etc...all work as 'close enough'. And the overall odds are still pretty low. Surely math isn't disproving anything here. Take that math! Numerology rules.
But things start to fall apart in a hurry once the number of digits increases. If the target is 1729 it gets more difficult to justify something like 2728 as 'close enough' even pointing out that the leading '2' is one more than the '1' and the trailing '8' is one less than the '9' in the target.
This is why the gematroglydytes don't go beyond three digit numbers and most of the numbers they manipulate are one or two digits. Mostly two because they do appear to be smart enough to have figured out that a one digit number really isn't that cool.
Think of the Nicholas Cage movie, Knowing. He found lots of sequences of numbers that tied in to dates and death tolls for multiple tragedies EXACTLY. Now if the gematrivialists came up with something hat boiled down to 09112001 they might be on to something. But, 911 is close enough. Stupid eight digit numbers. Heck, I'll even give you 11092001 dating with the day first like they do in Europe. But don't insult us by trying to claim that something like 20093 is 'close enough' because it has the 9,2 and some zeroes and the three ones add up to three. If you want to try and pull that bs on us write down a hard and fast set of rules. Put it in your blog and videos. No changing which numbering convention you are using. No spelling out numbers as words to get a different number. And for Christ's sake find something more meaningful than football and movies/TV which have soooooo many numbers in them you can always find what target you are looking for.
Or you could simply STFU and stop pretending that you are this guru that understands the truth behind these magic numbers. Which leads me to a closing comment about a video Chucky made. He explains his football(eerrgghh...) failure away as gematria being an inexact science and he's always willing to admit when he's wrong. Now listen up, Chuck. Wait, let me try that again. Now listen, Upchuck. YOU are the self proclaimed expert. You should be held to a higher standard. If we can't believe you, who the hell are we supposed to believe? Surely you don't trust us to figure it out on our own. That would make you....kind of pointless.
One of the overused bogus cheats is the use of numbers that are 'close enough'. 34 versus 43. Close enough, they are the same. Looking for 166? 116 is close enough.
Lets step back and look at the two digit example above. Picture two dice being rolled. The result is 3 and 4. Perfectly logical without much of a stretch that 3-4 and 4-3 are the same. But since these are used in context of things like football jersey numbers they are more obviously different. If you are playing a lottery with a drawing of a two digit number you have a 1 in 100 chance of picking the right number. 3-4 and 4-3 are different. If you are allowed to 'box' the numbers you increase your chance of winning. And the lottery adjusts the payoff downward accordingly. Your odds of picking a single two digit number from 1 out of 100 to 2 out of 100. Forget for a moment that 'boxing' doesn't make sense with double digit numbers, the overall odds don't change significantly.
Now expand the drawing to a three digit lottery number. The odds decrease to one out of one thousand. But in gematria math 116 is close enough to 166. And probably 266, 366, 161, 664 and so on.
The overall results might not change much at all depending on how much liberty you take with what is acceptable as 'close enough.' So lets pretend to limit acceptable 'close enough' to the actual digits, 1,6 and 6 in any order. That's 166,616,661. See the odds are still super low! That's only 3 in 1000. There must be something to this! But now let's start to increase the pool of acceptable numbers. Gematridiots love 666. So 266, 366, 466 etc...all work as 'close enough'. And the overall odds are still pretty low. Surely math isn't disproving anything here. Take that math! Numerology rules.
But things start to fall apart in a hurry once the number of digits increases. If the target is 1729 it gets more difficult to justify something like 2728 as 'close enough' even pointing out that the leading '2' is one more than the '1' and the trailing '8' is one less than the '9' in the target.
This is why the gematroglydytes don't go beyond three digit numbers and most of the numbers they manipulate are one or two digits. Mostly two because they do appear to be smart enough to have figured out that a one digit number really isn't that cool.
Think of the Nicholas Cage movie, Knowing. He found lots of sequences of numbers that tied in to dates and death tolls for multiple tragedies EXACTLY. Now if the gematrivialists came up with something hat boiled down to 09112001 they might be on to something. But, 911 is close enough. Stupid eight digit numbers. Heck, I'll even give you 11092001 dating with the day first like they do in Europe. But don't insult us by trying to claim that something like 20093 is 'close enough' because it has the 9,2 and some zeroes and the three ones add up to three. If you want to try and pull that bs on us write down a hard and fast set of rules. Put it in your blog and videos. No changing which numbering convention you are using. No spelling out numbers as words to get a different number. And for Christ's sake find something more meaningful than football and movies/TV which have soooooo many numbers in them you can always find what target you are looking for.
Or you could simply STFU and stop pretending that you are this guru that understands the truth behind these magic numbers. Which leads me to a closing comment about a video Chucky made. He explains his football(eerrgghh...) failure away as gematria being an inexact science and he's always willing to admit when he's wrong. Now listen up, Chuck. Wait, let me try that again. Now listen, Upchuck. YOU are the self proclaimed expert. You should be held to a higher standard. If we can't believe you, who the hell are we supposed to believe? Surely you don't trust us to figure it out on our own. That would make you....kind of pointless.
Sunday, January 15, 2017
Dissension In The Ranks - Disagreement On Football Among Numerologists
It's a rare day when Nad doesn't work in at least one football reference. January 12th was no exception. He discusses some gematrification of Tom Brady. And naturally being a huge superstar of one of the best franchises ever in the NFL we learn how Tom's numbers relate to the New Engla.....what? Not New England? Oh silly me. Obviously when Tom Brady is mentioned the first thing that comes to mind should be the Miami Dolphins.
You got that right. Everything for Nad including non-Dolphin issues gets turned into a Dolphin issue. In this specific case Tom Brady was involved in the 70th episode of Family Guy. Dolphins gematriacallistacilly is 70.
But the real point of this post is about how Chucky and Nad don't see eye to eye (or single active remaining brain cell to brain cell) on the oh so important subject of football. Apparently Chucky has a thing for the Giants. Before the post season started he had a bold prediction that it would be a Colts-Giants Super Bowl. The numbers proved it. Then it became obvious that the Colts were out of the post season. Still had the Giants in the Super Bowl. Then he changed his tune a third time, still with the Giants in the Super Bowl. The numbers were all out there for you to read. So we're left with two options. This gematria is nonsense or you just plain suck at it. Either way makes every video you put up and every blog post you make prove how stupid you are.
And what about your cohort and his passion for the Dolphins? These numbers point him to Dolphins this and Dolphin that. I've never seen Nad mention the Giants. I'm sure he has somewhere, but only in some bizarre way that turns it into a Dolphins reference.
Don't you guys have conventions or something where you can compare notes? It could be kind of fun walking around wearing name tags that are words you can spell out on the LED display of a TI 30 calculator. Perhaps that's a bad idea. Too many fights over who he's to be BOOBIES and SHELLOIL.
Couldn't you at least hook up on Skype or send an email and try and come to an agreement? You do know each other. I've seen Chucky post in the Mindless Freaks comments. You could at least find another predictor who thinks its all about another team. Maybe Dopey* thinks even after last week's results the Browns are still going to win the Super Bowl. It would be fun to jab at him and deflect from how wrong you were. Again.
Best to stop making predictions all together. At least don't document them in a video or blog post. Nad has it down to a fine art. Post a vague reference and say your not sure what it means. Then refer to it after the facts and say, "I told you there was something about this!"
I get the feeling that the winner of the years Super Bowl will have a uniform that has white, red, black, blue, green, yellow and/or silver.
I told you so. Now all I have to do is wait for the game to play out and manufacture the numbers to prove it was predestined. And how it relates to Miami.
*This is another nickname for one of the crowd of gonads posting in the Mindless Freaks blog. I will explain it when I devote a post to him. Currently I don't even know what football team he likes.
You got that right. Everything for Nad including non-Dolphin issues gets turned into a Dolphin issue. In this specific case Tom Brady was involved in the 70th episode of Family Guy. Dolphins gematriacallistacilly is 70.
But the real point of this post is about how Chucky and Nad don't see eye to eye (or single active remaining brain cell to brain cell) on the oh so important subject of football. Apparently Chucky has a thing for the Giants. Before the post season started he had a bold prediction that it would be a Colts-Giants Super Bowl. The numbers proved it. Then it became obvious that the Colts were out of the post season. Still had the Giants in the Super Bowl. Then he changed his tune a third time, still with the Giants in the Super Bowl. The numbers were all out there for you to read. So we're left with two options. This gematria is nonsense or you just plain suck at it. Either way makes every video you put up and every blog post you make prove how stupid you are.
And what about your cohort and his passion for the Dolphins? These numbers point him to Dolphins this and Dolphin that. I've never seen Nad mention the Giants. I'm sure he has somewhere, but only in some bizarre way that turns it into a Dolphins reference.
Don't you guys have conventions or something where you can compare notes? It could be kind of fun walking around wearing name tags that are words you can spell out on the LED display of a TI 30 calculator. Perhaps that's a bad idea. Too many fights over who he's to be BOOBIES and SHELLOIL.
Couldn't you at least hook up on Skype or send an email and try and come to an agreement? You do know each other. I've seen Chucky post in the Mindless Freaks comments. You could at least find another predictor who thinks its all about another team. Maybe Dopey* thinks even after last week's results the Browns are still going to win the Super Bowl. It would be fun to jab at him and deflect from how wrong you were. Again.
Best to stop making predictions all together. At least don't document them in a video or blog post. Nad has it down to a fine art. Post a vague reference and say your not sure what it means. Then refer to it after the facts and say, "I told you there was something about this!"
I get the feeling that the winner of the years Super Bowl will have a uniform that has white, red, black, blue, green, yellow and/or silver.
I told you so. Now all I have to do is wait for the game to play out and manufacture the numbers to prove it was predestined. And how it relates to Miami.
*This is another nickname for one of the crowd of gonads posting in the Mindless Freaks blog. I will explain it when I devote a post to him. Currently I don't even know what football team he likes.
Saturday, January 14, 2017
Daily Check of Mindless Freaks
Nad is consistent. He is sticking with misreporting the pilgrimage death toll as 717.
It's noted how strange it is that exorcisms are always seemingly done by Catholic priests. Like, what are the odds? Fucking duh. Ever notice that babies only ever seem to be born from a woman's womb?
He is still fixated on everything in his life centers around his Uncle and repeats that the number is the same for his Uncle's name and his favorite restaurant. Newsflash. They aren't going to change. Unless you conveniently want them to. Just because you happened to eat dinner at your favorite restaurant the same day you thought about your Uncle doesn't change a thing.
Sadly, the uncle is going through a cancer situation. While the numbers show dep meaning to his personal ordeal these are the same numbers that who Cindy Stowell's cancer was a hoax.
Which leads into why I'm doing this. I can prove it was meant to be with their own damfil logic. Gematria is an anagram of Armitage. Armitage is a city in Staffordshire, England. Staffordshire terriers are pit bulls. I have a pit bull. And like a pit bull I am tenaciously pursuing exposing your idiocy.
Once I found out that money was involved...Nad's book, Chucky's fundraising page for his "truth seeking" website, all possible compassion was expunged from me. I might have given up after a week. Nah. You're stuck with me for a long time now.
It's noted how strange it is that exorcisms are always seemingly done by Catholic priests. Like, what are the odds? Fucking duh. Ever notice that babies only ever seem to be born from a woman's womb?
He is still fixated on everything in his life centers around his Uncle and repeats that the number is the same for his Uncle's name and his favorite restaurant. Newsflash. They aren't going to change. Unless you conveniently want them to. Just because you happened to eat dinner at your favorite restaurant the same day you thought about your Uncle doesn't change a thing.
Sadly, the uncle is going through a cancer situation. While the numbers show dep meaning to his personal ordeal these are the same numbers that who Cindy Stowell's cancer was a hoax.
Which leads into why I'm doing this. I can prove it was meant to be with their own damfil logic. Gematria is an anagram of Armitage. Armitage is a city in Staffordshire, England. Staffordshire terriers are pit bulls. I have a pit bull. And like a pit bull I am tenaciously pursuing exposing your idiocy.
Once I found out that money was involved...Nad's book, Chucky's fundraising page for his "truth seeking" website, all possible compassion was expunged from me. I might have given up after a week. Nah. You're stuck with me for a long time now.
Secret Numerology Agent #007
This was way easier than I thought. It took me less than half an hour to go from a rough draft idea to expand it to the next level.
This blog is a good start. But those that know me realize that once I get an idea it grows. Devious plots will be created. And tho one is a doozy.
I'm going to create an alter ego. Start posting in the comments of these numerous numerology blogs. Start off with some pretty run of the mill stuff.
Then slowly get more and more insane to see what reaction I get.
Once I got to the point where I knew what I was going to do the next step was tackled this morning. That was the surprisingly easy 20 minute time investment of some believable things in their twisted version of reality.
Yesterday in basketball, Russell Westbrook had a quadruple double. Usually an extraordinary statistical feat where some stud records double digits in points, rebounds, assists and blocks. The blocks are the hard part. That's why its so infrequent and in my memory only Hakeem Olajuwon pops up as some body that did it. Westbrook's was not so rosy. Instead of blocks he had double digits in turnovers. And he went ice cold in the second half going 1 for 13. 1/13 on Friday the 13th 1/13. This should go down as a major holiday for gematriacians(real word). But, since it isn't Miami Dolphins statistics I doubt Nad will even notice.
Also Billy Jack Goes To Washington on TV while my phone was charging. Political corruption theme. That sounds promising. Release date, 4/16/1977. Pull up the gematria calculator. The Pentagon is 416 in Jewish Gematria. It's that easy. A myriad of other bogus but real sounding connections are out there.
My own creativity is more than able to handle the task of insane references. Dakota Fanning. Arrowroot. Silverfish. Etruscan Numerology. The deplorable conditions in the carbon dioxide mines of Belize. (Didn't know about that one didya? That's because the government covered it up!)
I win no matter what.
1). I get "made" early on and banned. I get to continue to point out the constant flow of erroneous information with the angle that what I said makes just as much sense as their bs.
2). I earn their trust but they start to get confused at my obsession with Dakota Fanning's silverfish. I get more insane to see if I finally reach a breaking point.*
3). Heaven forbid they clean up their act and stop the obvious factual errors and doing the really crazy stuff like "people wearing blue" as proof.
*This is a form of my stratagem I created while investigating and blogging about the fraud in online poker. It became painfully obvious I was not playing against real people much of the time. The test was to post these comments in chat to see how long it would go before someone responded.
My bike is red.
It's shiny.
It has a banana seat.
Streamers on the handlebar.
Baseball cards in the spokes.
Oh yeah, its tricked out.
And finally
My bike tells me to worship Satan and kill my parents.
I got away with this for months with total silence in response. Not even a STFU about your bike.
This blog is a good start. But those that know me realize that once I get an idea it grows. Devious plots will be created. And tho one is a doozy.
I'm going to create an alter ego. Start posting in the comments of these numerous numerology blogs. Start off with some pretty run of the mill stuff.
Then slowly get more and more insane to see what reaction I get.
Once I got to the point where I knew what I was going to do the next step was tackled this morning. That was the surprisingly easy 20 minute time investment of some believable things in their twisted version of reality.
Yesterday in basketball, Russell Westbrook had a quadruple double. Usually an extraordinary statistical feat where some stud records double digits in points, rebounds, assists and blocks. The blocks are the hard part. That's why its so infrequent and in my memory only Hakeem Olajuwon pops up as some body that did it. Westbrook's was not so rosy. Instead of blocks he had double digits in turnovers. And he went ice cold in the second half going 1 for 13. 1/13 on Friday the 13th 1/13. This should go down as a major holiday for gematriacians(real word). But, since it isn't Miami Dolphins statistics I doubt Nad will even notice.
Also Billy Jack Goes To Washington on TV while my phone was charging. Political corruption theme. That sounds promising. Release date, 4/16/1977. Pull up the gematria calculator. The Pentagon is 416 in Jewish Gematria. It's that easy. A myriad of other bogus but real sounding connections are out there.
My own creativity is more than able to handle the task of insane references. Dakota Fanning. Arrowroot. Silverfish. Etruscan Numerology. The deplorable conditions in the carbon dioxide mines of Belize. (Didn't know about that one didya? That's because the government covered it up!)
I win no matter what.
1). I get "made" early on and banned. I get to continue to point out the constant flow of erroneous information with the angle that what I said makes just as much sense as their bs.
2). I earn their trust but they start to get confused at my obsession with Dakota Fanning's silverfish. I get more insane to see if I finally reach a breaking point.*
3). Heaven forbid they clean up their act and stop the obvious factual errors and doing the really crazy stuff like "people wearing blue" as proof.
*This is a form of my stratagem I created while investigating and blogging about the fraud in online poker. It became painfully obvious I was not playing against real people much of the time. The test was to post these comments in chat to see how long it would go before someone responded.
My bike is red.
It's shiny.
It has a banana seat.
Streamers on the handlebar.
Baseball cards in the spokes.
Oh yeah, its tricked out.
And finally
My bike tells me to worship Satan and kill my parents.
I got away with this for months with total silence in response. Not even a STFU about your bike.
Friday, January 13, 2017
Pesky Gematrian Dating
You might be tempted to think this is answering the one burning question we all have. How did Nad get a girlfriend and manage to sire offspring? No. Sadly, this is just another examination of one of the many cheats in gematria calendarification(real word).
At least historic dates were correctly quoted in the January 12th Mindless Freaks post. Or not. It al gets very confusing if you don't know the rules. Fortunately, I have gone through my daily routine before this post.
1. Take care of the dog.
2. Eat breakfast in defiance of the racist, lazy cosmic entities that hide this shit.
3. Defenestrate (real word, no really..that's a real word, look it up) all vestigial remnants of rationality from my brain.
So I'm good to go here.
The important dates are 5/9, 3/4 and 2/22. 5/9 1865 is the date the Civil War ended. That's how we get his 59 number. Obviously March 4th and February 22nd are exactly equal because 2/22 is the 43rd day of the year and 4/3=3/4 using damfil logic since written out in words forty three gematrifies to 59. No mention is made on what happened on 9/5 or what happens when you spell out and gematrify any of these other numbers. Lazy cosmic douchebags hiding dates on us to make us work at unraveling the secrets.
My what a surprise. More football. Lazy, racist, breakfast skipping cosmic entities do love their football. By damfil logic Miami Ohio is exactly the same as Miami Florida. Stupid litigious copyright holding cosmic entities won't let Miami Ohio be an individual. Probably because Ohio doesn't contain any of the letters in breakfast.
To simplify things if you wish to defenestrate your own rationality I offer this as a starting point. Nad is AWFULLY fond of the word 'interesting'. Whenever you see it substitute the word 'convenient'. Then your brain won't explode trying to figure out the real dates since they are all the same.
Long live Gary Coleman.
At least historic dates were correctly quoted in the January 12th Mindless Freaks post. Or not. It al gets very confusing if you don't know the rules. Fortunately, I have gone through my daily routine before this post.
1. Take care of the dog.
2. Eat breakfast in defiance of the racist, lazy cosmic entities that hide this shit.
3. Defenestrate (real word, no really..that's a real word, look it up) all vestigial remnants of rationality from my brain.
So I'm good to go here.
The important dates are 5/9, 3/4 and 2/22. 5/9 1865 is the date the Civil War ended. That's how we get his 59 number. Obviously March 4th and February 22nd are exactly equal because 2/22 is the 43rd day of the year and 4/3=3/4 using damfil logic since written out in words forty three gematrifies to 59. No mention is made on what happened on 9/5 or what happens when you spell out and gematrify any of these other numbers. Lazy cosmic douchebags hiding dates on us to make us work at unraveling the secrets.
My what a surprise. More football. Lazy, racist, breakfast skipping cosmic entities do love their football. By damfil logic Miami Ohio is exactly the same as Miami Florida. Stupid litigious copyright holding cosmic entities won't let Miami Ohio be an individual. Probably because Ohio doesn't contain any of the letters in breakfast.
To simplify things if you wish to defenestrate your own rationality I offer this as a starting point. Nad is AWFULLY fond of the word 'interesting'. Whenever you see it substitute the word 'convenient'. Then your brain won't explode trying to figure out the real dates since they are all the same.
Long live Gary Coleman.
Thursday, January 12, 2017
Carl Edwards Retires Because His Ford Fusion Was As Sexy As Queen Victoria
That's as near as I can get translating Nad's latest post. There were no direct factual problems. So I will settle for that doozy of an example of damfil* logic.
Here's the chain connecting the dots.
Carl Edwards retires and is in the news.
Carl used to drive a Toyota.
Recent CNN article mentions how Toyota is trying to give the Camry a new sex appeal in their marketing.
Sex appeal gematrifies to 99
Camry is derived from the Japanese word for crown.
Crowns are worn by royalty.
Queen Victoria and Queen Elizabeth the Second are royalty.
Queen Victoria surpassed Queen Victoria as the longest tenured monarch on 9/9/2015.
Carl Edwards used to drive Ford Fusion #99.
I hope I didn't lose you anywhere in that. It's sooooo brutally obvious how much sense this makes.
If cosmic entities that want to hide the meaning of things in numbers haven't skipped breakfast they need to stop being so judgmental or they may lose their fan base. Their racist attitude for not creating Japanese royalty with the decency to do something important on 9/9 is disturbing.
And they've chosen British royalty to identify with sex appeal. In her younger days Liz might be considered easy on the eyes. Victoria, however, is to be polite as possible, notoriously butt ugly. Why not make a reference to Diana or Kate? Now I'm sure Liz and Vicky were both demons in the sack, lots of fun at parties and cook a mean breakfast but hardly what most people have come to mind when good looks are mentioned. Jenna Coleman would be the perfect vehicle (intentional car reference) to convey their message. She plays Queen Victoria and the media has outright said that frankly she's too pretty to play the role**. But the cosmic entities that hide the meaning of things in numbers insist on imposing their standards of physical beauty on us. Judgmental fucking cosmic bastards.
*Until repeated enough that you get used to it- damfil is Dumb Ass Mindless Freaks Idiot Logic.
** In many respects this is a really bad example. Jenna is prettier than everyone except Gary Coleman. Indeed, Gary isn't dead. He and Jenna are one in the same. Same last name, both co-stars in a TV show instead of the main character, both realm short, never seen in the same place at the same time. Think about it.
Here's the chain connecting the dots.
Carl Edwards retires and is in the news.
Carl used to drive a Toyota.
Recent CNN article mentions how Toyota is trying to give the Camry a new sex appeal in their marketing.
Sex appeal gematrifies to 99
Camry is derived from the Japanese word for crown.
Crowns are worn by royalty.
Queen Victoria and Queen Elizabeth the Second are royalty.
Queen Victoria surpassed Queen Victoria as the longest tenured monarch on 9/9/2015.
Carl Edwards used to drive Ford Fusion #99.
I hope I didn't lose you anywhere in that. It's sooooo brutally obvious how much sense this makes.
If cosmic entities that want to hide the meaning of things in numbers haven't skipped breakfast they need to stop being so judgmental or they may lose their fan base. Their racist attitude for not creating Japanese royalty with the decency to do something important on 9/9 is disturbing.
And they've chosen British royalty to identify with sex appeal. In her younger days Liz might be considered easy on the eyes. Victoria, however, is to be polite as possible, notoriously butt ugly. Why not make a reference to Diana or Kate? Now I'm sure Liz and Vicky were both demons in the sack, lots of fun at parties and cook a mean breakfast but hardly what most people have come to mind when good looks are mentioned. Jenna Coleman would be the perfect vehicle (intentional car reference) to convey their message. She plays Queen Victoria and the media has outright said that frankly she's too pretty to play the role**. But the cosmic entities that hide the meaning of things in numbers insist on imposing their standards of physical beauty on us. Judgmental fucking cosmic bastards.
*Until repeated enough that you get used to it- damfil is Dumb Ass Mindless Freaks Idiot Logic.
** In many respects this is a really bad example. Jenna is prettier than everyone except Gary Coleman. Indeed, Gary isn't dead. He and Jenna are one in the same. Same last name, both co-stars in a TV show instead of the main character, both realm short, never seen in the same place at the same time. Think about it.
Wednesday, January 11, 2017
Another Mindless Freek - Zachary Hubbard
No, I'm not complete giving Nad a rest on this one. My Peter Popoff post was a non-numerologist freek. There will be others. Zach needs a nickname since he is one of Nad's groupies. The gonads. Rearrange the letters in Zachary and you get Chaz Ray. Chucky the killer doll was possessed by the spirit of killer Charles Lee Ray. So Zach will now be known as Chucky from now on.
Chucky can be spotted in the comments of the Mindless Freaks blog. He has the nerve to call himself a truth seeker and has YouTube videos and a weekly radio show dedicated to the truth hidden in numerology/gematria.
Let's call this proof that Nad is not the only Mindless Freek erupting bavardage from his volcanic maw. There is a whole club of mentally disturbed people willing to do sloppy pseudo-math, misreport facts, and search for meaningless number patterns to explain these mysteries that are hidden to those of us too stupid to realize it.
Time constraints and battery charge prevent me going into details of the full video this is based on. So let's just hit some of the bigger ones.
Lieutenant Chucky has a video on how the Holocaust and Hiroshima bombing are hoaxes perpetuated by bankers. Just for good measure, as if insulting our intelligence and the memories of lives lost there he throws in bonus comments about all wars being banker's wars and the World Trade Center bombing.
The lucky gematria lottery number for the day of this video is 33. The main proof for the hoaxes mentioned is the revelation that the flag establishment dates of the US, Germany, and Japan all gematriate(real word) to 33.
I seem to remember something about World War 2. Shit....er.....
Oh yeah. World War. Lots of countries involved. But stupid England, France, Italy, all European countries that have Jewish populations, didn't have the nerve to be gematified(real word) to a convenient number. Notice that the people of all these countries eat breakfast. That proves they are hiding the truth and are all in on the conspiracy.
Very conveniently Chucky uses the post World War 2 date for the German flag. To be consistent with the dates used for the US and Japan it should have been the original establishment in 1848. But, Germany had not yet invented breakfast and true germanical gematrology germinated much later.
In regards to the Japanese flag having a circle and the date of establishment of 2/27 is an obvious reference to the value of Pi. Now you're going to bring math into this? Are you fucking serious? All of these made up numbers and actual math is your proof? Oh for crying out loud.
227 refers to Pi as a convenient approximation for the most famous non-repeating decimal places. Twenty two divided by seven is close enough for government contractors and high school student calculations. 22/7=Pi is the same as saying that there are exactly 365 days in the year. A convenient approximation, adjusted by leap years. But we've already established that cosmic entities that hide the meaning of numbers in things don't necessarily care about leap years. Other than if there is one extra day they get to eat breakfast.
World Trade Center. You pinheads really need to stop holding up pieces of paper showing your numbers and blogging about them. I have the screenshot of Chucky claiming that the World Trade Center had 110 stories. No it didn't. It was 104 or 94 depending on whether you go by height or actual floors constructed. If these numbers prove some hidden meaning, why are the real numbers hidden?
And finally, in true conspiracy theory fashion Chuck has a two part video on how his home was broken into and everything we stolen. Because he needs to be silenced for reporting the truth. If someone was that offended by your minimization of tragedy I realm doubt that stealing your stuff would be the first thing on their mind. Personally, I'd cook you breakfast.
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If Chucky was at ground zero during the Hiroshima bombing he'd be Ground Chuck. Sounds like a start for an idea for a hearty breakfast.
Chucky can be spotted in the comments of the Mindless Freaks blog. He has the nerve to call himself a truth seeker and has YouTube videos and a weekly radio show dedicated to the truth hidden in numerology/gematria.
Let's call this proof that Nad is not the only Mindless Freek erupting bavardage from his volcanic maw. There is a whole club of mentally disturbed people willing to do sloppy pseudo-math, misreport facts, and search for meaningless number patterns to explain these mysteries that are hidden to those of us too stupid to realize it.
Time constraints and battery charge prevent me going into details of the full video this is based on. So let's just hit some of the bigger ones.
Lieutenant Chucky has a video on how the Holocaust and Hiroshima bombing are hoaxes perpetuated by bankers. Just for good measure, as if insulting our intelligence and the memories of lives lost there he throws in bonus comments about all wars being banker's wars and the World Trade Center bombing.
The lucky gematria lottery number for the day of this video is 33. The main proof for the hoaxes mentioned is the revelation that the flag establishment dates of the US, Germany, and Japan all gematriate(real word) to 33.
I seem to remember something about World War 2. Shit....er.....
Oh yeah. World War. Lots of countries involved. But stupid England, France, Italy, all European countries that have Jewish populations, didn't have the nerve to be gematified(real word) to a convenient number. Notice that the people of all these countries eat breakfast. That proves they are hiding the truth and are all in on the conspiracy.
Very conveniently Chucky uses the post World War 2 date for the German flag. To be consistent with the dates used for the US and Japan it should have been the original establishment in 1848. But, Germany had not yet invented breakfast and true germanical gematrology germinated much later.
In regards to the Japanese flag having a circle and the date of establishment of 2/27 is an obvious reference to the value of Pi. Now you're going to bring math into this? Are you fucking serious? All of these made up numbers and actual math is your proof? Oh for crying out loud.
227 refers to Pi as a convenient approximation for the most famous non-repeating decimal places. Twenty two divided by seven is close enough for government contractors and high school student calculations. 22/7=Pi is the same as saying that there are exactly 365 days in the year. A convenient approximation, adjusted by leap years. But we've already established that cosmic entities that hide the meaning of numbers in things don't necessarily care about leap years. Other than if there is one extra day they get to eat breakfast.
World Trade Center. You pinheads really need to stop holding up pieces of paper showing your numbers and blogging about them. I have the screenshot of Chucky claiming that the World Trade Center had 110 stories. No it didn't. It was 104 or 94 depending on whether you go by height or actual floors constructed. If these numbers prove some hidden meaning, why are the real numbers hidden?
And finally, in true conspiracy theory fashion Chuck has a two part video on how his home was broken into and everything we stolen. Because he needs to be silenced for reporting the truth. If someone was that offended by your minimization of tragedy I realm doubt that stealing your stuff would be the first thing on their mind. Personally, I'd cook you breakfast.
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If Chucky was at ground zero during the Hiroshima bombing he'd be Ground Chuck. Sounds like a start for an idea for a hearty breakfast.
Tuesday, January 10, 2017
Today's Lucky Mindless Freaks Gematria Lottery Drawing -717
In typical Bizarro World fashion Nad arrived at one of his key numbers of the day as 717. Other numbers are mentioned, but it is excruciatingly obvious that this is the most significant of the litter. That's litter in the sense I trash, not litter as in litter of puppies. Why? That's my area code! What are the odds?
We gave a repeat offender from a previous post. Markeith, the shooter. There's also a mention of the September 2015 Hajj Pilgrimage death toll of 717. My isn't that an interesting coincidence. My isn't that...
...just (pardon the tasteless pun) 'dead' wrong.
Just as is the case with earthquake, hurricane, hotel fires and whatever tragedy hits the news, the news agencies put out a preliminary death toll and update it when more information I gathered. Cosmic entities that hide the meaning of things in numbers don't pay attention to final death tolls. It's too depressing and spoils the mood during breakfast. This morning I reported that time zones obviously operate under NET- Nad Estimated Time. NET also stands for Nad Estimated Toll.
I don't doubt that he actually saw a report that showed the magic 717 number. But wouldn't the cosmic entities that hide the meaning of numbers in tragedies that skipped breakfast, or those with a better work ethic, be more interested in the final death toll?
Again Nad has picked something easily researchable that proves he just doesn't have a clue. If he wants to become the prophet of cosmic entities that hide the meaning of numbers in things he needs to skip breakfast. And I have seen some of his YouTube videos. Frankly, he could stand to lower his caloric intake. Cheap shot, yes. Do I care? No.
So some real numbers from the major news agencies show that 717 isn't even in the ballpark. No surprise there. Nad is obsessed with sports stats and he plays in his own ballpark.
Real numbers vary but are shown as death tolls of 2411, 2070, 2236, 2431 and the Saudi Government reported 769. The higher numbers were depressing them at breakfast and they switched to low calorie syrup on their pancakes. Tack on old news reports before the final tally and there's a lot more numbers to pick from. Perfect for someone with a track record of manufacturing a number out of thin air to support their fantasy.
Interesting that I was thinking of playing 717 in the lottery today. But I ate a big breakfast and git the numbers wrong. I would not have won.
We gave a repeat offender from a previous post. Markeith, the shooter. There's also a mention of the September 2015 Hajj Pilgrimage death toll of 717. My isn't that an interesting coincidence. My isn't that...
...just (pardon the tasteless pun) 'dead' wrong.
Just as is the case with earthquake, hurricane, hotel fires and whatever tragedy hits the news, the news agencies put out a preliminary death toll and update it when more information I gathered. Cosmic entities that hide the meaning of things in numbers don't pay attention to final death tolls. It's too depressing and spoils the mood during breakfast. This morning I reported that time zones obviously operate under NET- Nad Estimated Time. NET also stands for Nad Estimated Toll.
I don't doubt that he actually saw a report that showed the magic 717 number. But wouldn't the cosmic entities that hide the meaning of numbers in tragedies that skipped breakfast, or those with a better work ethic, be more interested in the final death toll?
Again Nad has picked something easily researchable that proves he just doesn't have a clue. If he wants to become the prophet of cosmic entities that hide the meaning of numbers in things he needs to skip breakfast. And I have seen some of his YouTube videos. Frankly, he could stand to lower his caloric intake. Cheap shot, yes. Do I care? No.
So some real numbers from the major news agencies show that 717 isn't even in the ballpark. No surprise there. Nad is obsessed with sports stats and he plays in his own ballpark.
Real numbers vary but are shown as death tolls of 2411, 2070, 2236, 2431 and the Saudi Government reported 769. The higher numbers were depressing them at breakfast and they switched to low calorie syrup on their pancakes. Tack on old news reports before the final tally and there's a lot more numbers to pick from. Perfect for someone with a track record of manufacturing a number out of thin air to support their fantasy.
Interesting that I was thinking of playing 717 in the lottery today. But I ate a big breakfast and git the numbers wrong. I would not have won.
Daily Fact and Fiction Check of Mindless Freaks Blog
Quick recap...ramble ramble, blah blah blah...
police office shot in Orlando (Nad loves Florida) blah blah blah...
241 isn't just 241 it's 53 (Nad loves 53) blah blah blah...
Oh, here's something a bit different. 923. I haven't seen this one before. Where's he going with this? Basketball team records, Lebron James, Oh cool. 2015 World Series. A fairly significant event happens that is easily researchable.
Game 4 was infamous for a power outage that delayed the game. The main generators and back up generators both failed. Nad ties this in to the magic number of the day 923 by claiming it happened at 9:23pm.
No. No it didn't. Google something like 'World Series 2015 power outage.' Google Fiber posts a message at 9:12 apologizing for the embarrassment of this happening during a major sporting event. 11 minutes before Nad's magic number of 923. If I have to choose which source is more credible I'll have to take Google on this one.
Further research also shows the same message appearing at 6:12 because of time zone differential. Considering the same post also metions magic 923 numbers in some basketball games isn't it important what time it is where the game is played? One of the games was Lakers and Mavericks. I don't care who was home, its not Eastern time. Cosmic entities that hide numbers in sporting events don't pay attention to time zones. They operate on NET. Nad Estimated Time.
And think back to the apology timing. Posted at 9:12. It surely wasn't instantaneous. So maybe if it was really quick the outage actually happened at 9:11.
Whoa! Something about 911 escapes me right now. That's it! One of the top overused numbers by Nad and his gonad cronies.
If you are afraid of sounding like a broken record, which doesn't appear to be the case, and you wanted to come up with a different number other than your go to targets couldn't you pick something that can't be easily disproven?
Just like Nad said in his Jeopardy video that brought him to my attention, it's all there in the numbers. He was complaining about being trolled for his lunacy. Yes, troll away everyone. The actual numbers prove he is just making shit up to prove whatever video he 'researched' to find these hidden meanings. After the fact, never before they happen.
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Reminder. The top numbers repeated on Mindless Freaks are 911, 51, 666 and any of the bazillion variations on the spelling of Nad's name and Miami sports teams.
police office shot in Orlando (Nad loves Florida) blah blah blah...
241 isn't just 241 it's 53 (Nad loves 53) blah blah blah...
Oh, here's something a bit different. 923. I haven't seen this one before. Where's he going with this? Basketball team records, Lebron James, Oh cool. 2015 World Series. A fairly significant event happens that is easily researchable.
Game 4 was infamous for a power outage that delayed the game. The main generators and back up generators both failed. Nad ties this in to the magic number of the day 923 by claiming it happened at 9:23pm.
No. No it didn't. Google something like 'World Series 2015 power outage.' Google Fiber posts a message at 9:12 apologizing for the embarrassment of this happening during a major sporting event. 11 minutes before Nad's magic number of 923. If I have to choose which source is more credible I'll have to take Google on this one.
Further research also shows the same message appearing at 6:12 because of time zone differential. Considering the same post also metions magic 923 numbers in some basketball games isn't it important what time it is where the game is played? One of the games was Lakers and Mavericks. I don't care who was home, its not Eastern time. Cosmic entities that hide numbers in sporting events don't pay attention to time zones. They operate on NET. Nad Estimated Time.
And think back to the apology timing. Posted at 9:12. It surely wasn't instantaneous. So maybe if it was really quick the outage actually happened at 9:11.
Whoa! Something about 911 escapes me right now. That's it! One of the top overused numbers by Nad and his gonad cronies.
If you are afraid of sounding like a broken record, which doesn't appear to be the case, and you wanted to come up with a different number other than your go to targets couldn't you pick something that can't be easily disproven?
Just like Nad said in his Jeopardy video that brought him to my attention, it's all there in the numbers. He was complaining about being trolled for his lunacy. Yes, troll away everyone. The actual numbers prove he is just making shit up to prove whatever video he 'researched' to find these hidden meanings. After the fact, never before they happen.
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Reminder. The top numbers repeated on Mindless Freaks are 911, 51, 666 and any of the bazillion variations on the spelling of Nad's name and Miami sports teams.
Monday, January 9, 2017
Fort Lauderdale Hoax and Blue Proves It!
I have been oscillating between the thoughts that Nad and his Mindless Freaks blog are authored by either an attention whore with a financial investment in the success if his writing or some truly insane; constitutionally incapable of accepting reality. It could be some of both. But if I have to pick one or the other, yesterday's post by Nad sways the pendulum heavily in favor of totally bat shit crazy.
Kudos to Nad for admitting he was incorrect about Dolphins playoff success predictions. It us just a drop in the bucket amidst a vast compilation of inaccuracy. But he more than makes up for any apology by what I regard as the single most totally ludicrous claim I've ever heard.
The Fort Lauderdale shooting is a hoax. It didn't really happen. Because some people, including policemen, wear the color blue.
Yes, its there in his blog. And not even in his typical scattershot approach. There is a direct tie in to people wearing blue shirts, blue jeans and police wearing blue as part of the big conspiracy.
Wow. Blue. It's even a primary color. How much more common can you get? Blue is kind of everywhere. Picture a bonus round question on Family Feud asking to name a common color. Blue surely will get substantial points. Now change the question to name a color a policeman might wear. How about, emmmmmm....blue? For jumping jackwipy jingle bells they're called the men in blue! The thin blue line. If you see policemen wearing bright yellow and purple plaid sweatshirts in 90 degree Florida heat you might be on to something. But blue? What's next, have a go at Doctor Who because the Tardis is blue? Another potshot at Jeopardy! because the game board is blue? Watch out sky. You're next because you have the indecency to appear to be blue.
Kudos to Nad for admitting he was incorrect about Dolphins playoff success predictions. It us just a drop in the bucket amidst a vast compilation of inaccuracy. But he more than makes up for any apology by what I regard as the single most totally ludicrous claim I've ever heard.
The Fort Lauderdale shooting is a hoax. It didn't really happen. Because some people, including policemen, wear the color blue.
Yes, its there in his blog. And not even in his typical scattershot approach. There is a direct tie in to people wearing blue shirts, blue jeans and police wearing blue as part of the big conspiracy.
Wow. Blue. It's even a primary color. How much more common can you get? Blue is kind of everywhere. Picture a bonus round question on Family Feud asking to name a common color. Blue surely will get substantial points. Now change the question to name a color a policeman might wear. How about, emmmmmm....blue? For jumping jackwipy jingle bells they're called the men in blue! The thin blue line. If you see policemen wearing bright yellow and purple plaid sweatshirts in 90 degree Florida heat you might be on to something. But blue? What's next, have a go at Doctor Who because the Tardis is blue? Another potshot at Jeopardy! because the game board is blue? Watch out sky. You're next because you have the indecency to appear to be blue.
Sunday, January 8, 2017
Gematria Has Numbers And Other Revelations
Ever notice how gematria has some numbers involved? What's up with that? I sure didn't know until I started reading the Mindless Freaks blog. Now it is becoming clear. Numbers and words. Words and numbers. They are all tied together.
So let me splain(still a real word) some but not all if my revelations that woke me up while I was wrestling with this. Or maybe it was because I had to pee.
Before I started reading Nad's blog I didn't know these.
There are lots of people.
People have names.
People have birthdates.
Dead people have a date of death.
People live in towns and cities.
Towns and cities have names.
Towns and cities are a particular geographic distance away from each other.
Current events are reported in the news.
Current news often has celebrities.
Celebrities are people.
Celebrities are in TV and movies.
Celebrities have been in tv and movies with other celebrities..
There are lots of tv shows and movies
Current news happens somewhere.
Somewhere is a place and has a name.
Current news happens on a date.
News agencies have words in their name.
News agencies often have numbers associated to them.
Historical news happened on a date.
Historical news happened somewhere.
Historical news involves people.
Football is played by people.
Pro football use numbers so referees can identify players.
Football teams have names.
Football teams have statistics.
Statistics have lots of numbers.
Colleges are in cities.
Lots of colleges have people.
Lots of colleges have football teams.
Colleges have names.
Highways are a location. Highways have names and numbers.
And so on....
What would be miraculous is if you can't find any relationship at all somehow. Even without the many damfil cheats used- switching numbering conventions mid-post, deliberately misspelling names (like Gandi for Gandhi), accepting partial numbers(like Highway 66 being close enough to 666), making up thing you just have to accept happened without any proof.
No. Interesting things never happen to the nameless John Doe crack addict that overdosed. But how many yard the starting quarterback ran for in the 2nd quarter of the third game of the NFL season three years ago, now that really means something.
If there was really something to this numerology don't you think it might predict just once what I ABOUT to happen? Instead of some pinhead telling us it was all there in the numbers after the fact? And reporting to us like he's sooooo enlightened and those who didn't see it are just not smart enough or well trained enough to get it?
So let me splain(still a real word) some but not all if my revelations that woke me up while I was wrestling with this. Or maybe it was because I had to pee.
Before I started reading Nad's blog I didn't know these.
There are lots of people.
People have names.
People have birthdates.
Dead people have a date of death.
People live in towns and cities.
Towns and cities have names.
Towns and cities are a particular geographic distance away from each other.
Current events are reported in the news.
Current news often has celebrities.
Celebrities are people.
Celebrities are in TV and movies.
Celebrities have been in tv and movies with other celebrities..
There are lots of tv shows and movies
Current news happens somewhere.
Somewhere is a place and has a name.
Current news happens on a date.
News agencies have words in their name.
News agencies often have numbers associated to them.
Historical news happened on a date.
Historical news happened somewhere.
Historical news involves people.
Football is played by people.
Pro football use numbers so referees can identify players.
Football teams have names.
Football teams have statistics.
Statistics have lots of numbers.
Colleges are in cities.
Lots of colleges have people.
Lots of colleges have football teams.
Colleges have names.
Highways are a location. Highways have names and numbers.
And so on....
What would be miraculous is if you can't find any relationship at all somehow. Even without the many damfil cheats used- switching numbering conventions mid-post, deliberately misspelling names (like Gandi for Gandhi), accepting partial numbers(like Highway 66 being close enough to 666), making up thing you just have to accept happened without any proof.
No. Interesting things never happen to the nameless John Doe crack addict that overdosed. But how many yard the starting quarterback ran for in the 2nd quarter of the third game of the NFL season three years ago, now that really means something.
If there was really something to this numerology don't you think it might predict just once what I ABOUT to happen? Instead of some pinhead telling us it was all there in the numbers after the fact? And reporting to us like he's sooooo enlightened and those who didn't see it are just not smart enough or well trained enough to get it?
Saturday, January 7, 2017
Holding the Mindless Freaks Blog Accountable for Wild Statements
It looks like my planned post on Doctor Who will have to wait. Since Nad updated Mindless Freaks it was time to bust on some of his facts.
I know the personality type well. Spout out something with an air of authority and trust that you won't be challenged on it. But like all compulsive liars, Mindless Freaks damns itself with too much information. Think of media fact checking Donald Trump. Of course he contradicts himself. So much crap emanates from his pie whole that some of it is just dead wrong. Bad has taken this and evolved it into an art form. So maybe if I hold him accountable on a daily basis eventually through readership of this blog he will learn he is being held accountable.
Let's start off with a missed opportunity. It does show that Nad simply doesn't know what he's talking about. Tilikum the killer whale from the Blackfish documentary died yesterday. Bad mentions that he understands that technically whales aren't dolphins, but hey, close enough.
Before busting on gematria one of my topics I was vocal about was killer whales. Not because of some well intentioned but misguided sense about animal rights. I hated how SeaWorld was constantly lying to try and cover up by a campaign of misinformation. Simple stuff like life span in the wild and captivity. Provable facts.
Isn't it interesting how Tilikum died on the same date as my Mom. And I just saw Nad post bad science on killer whales? And I previously became a killer whale expert? What are the odds? Surely can't be a coincidence.
No, Nadster. Killer whales ARE dolphins. They are the largest member of the dolphin family. Note how in the documentary The mega hunt about killer whales hunting dolphins that they call what us better known as simply dolphins 'common dolphins' to distinguish the two. But since you just pick and choose facts, or make them up, willy nilly (I guess in this case it could be called Free Willy Nilly) you missed that.
Worse is the claim how its so interesting that just yesterday he mentioned his cousin who lives in Pembrook Pines in his post. Pembrook 16 miles away from Miami. And the date is 1/6! Holy shit!
Well that was in reference to the Fort Lauderdale shooting, and unfortunately that didn't have the decency to wait for February 1st. Because the distance between Ft. Lauderdale and Miami is 21 miles. And. YOU NEVER MENTIONED YOUR COUSIN AND PEMBROOK. Until today. In anticipation of post fact checking editing I am already in the habit of saving screenshots of the unedited post. So go ahead and try to cover it up.
Only one good joke here with the Free Willy Nilly comment. Wait until later for the Doctor Who post which will be funnier.
I know the personality type well. Spout out something with an air of authority and trust that you won't be challenged on it. But like all compulsive liars, Mindless Freaks damns itself with too much information. Think of media fact checking Donald Trump. Of course he contradicts himself. So much crap emanates from his pie whole that some of it is just dead wrong. Bad has taken this and evolved it into an art form. So maybe if I hold him accountable on a daily basis eventually through readership of this blog he will learn he is being held accountable.
Let's start off with a missed opportunity. It does show that Nad simply doesn't know what he's talking about. Tilikum the killer whale from the Blackfish documentary died yesterday. Bad mentions that he understands that technically whales aren't dolphins, but hey, close enough.
Before busting on gematria one of my topics I was vocal about was killer whales. Not because of some well intentioned but misguided sense about animal rights. I hated how SeaWorld was constantly lying to try and cover up by a campaign of misinformation. Simple stuff like life span in the wild and captivity. Provable facts.
Isn't it interesting how Tilikum died on the same date as my Mom. And I just saw Nad post bad science on killer whales? And I previously became a killer whale expert? What are the odds? Surely can't be a coincidence.
No, Nadster. Killer whales ARE dolphins. They are the largest member of the dolphin family. Note how in the documentary The mega hunt about killer whales hunting dolphins that they call what us better known as simply dolphins 'common dolphins' to distinguish the two. But since you just pick and choose facts, or make them up, willy nilly (I guess in this case it could be called Free Willy Nilly) you missed that.
Worse is the claim how its so interesting that just yesterday he mentioned his cousin who lives in Pembrook Pines in his post. Pembrook 16 miles away from Miami. And the date is 1/6! Holy shit!
Well that was in reference to the Fort Lauderdale shooting, and unfortunately that didn't have the decency to wait for February 1st. Because the distance between Ft. Lauderdale and Miami is 21 miles. And. YOU NEVER MENTIONED YOUR COUSIN AND PEMBROOK. Until today. In anticipation of post fact checking editing I am already in the habit of saving screenshots of the unedited post. So go ahead and try to cover it up.
Only one good joke here with the Free Willy Nilly comment. Wait until later for the Doctor Who post which will be funnier.
Friday, January 6, 2017
Damfil Gematria - The Infinite Loop
Webster's Dictionary is considering adding the word 'damfil' to the 2017 edition. Its origin is from the acronym Dumb Ass Mindless Freaks Idiotic Logic and means:
adj. Convoluted, irrational or incorrect
For example, "The defendants case was dismissed because of damfil reasoning."
The latest post at the Mindless Freaks blog has a perfect case.
Nad comes up with the number 166 using simple gematria on 'barney murphy'. After spewing out the wild claims on the deep meaning number he changes it to 95. No mention is made on which numbering system I used. It would be expected that the same system that was used on good ol' Uncle Barney's name would be used but it can't be. Now it is changed to 95 by using the words 'one hundred sixty six. '.
Let's ignore the fact that 95 is conveniently tied in to Nad's name so he can tie that in again. He wouldn't intentionally change numbering systems because that would be just plain stupid.
One hundred sixty six in simple gematria is 257. Now to look for how 257 fits in to my life. The cosmic entities directed me to this for a reason. Maybe I had a previous street address of 257 Main Street.
Okay, but how do I know where this ends? What's the right number? All if them? Some of them? The last one? Can't be the first one only, Nad's already proven that. Can't be the last one only? Actually there is no last number since by damfil reasoning there is an infinite loop.
We last left off with 257 with tho example in simple gematria. Now by damfil repetition we calculate two hundred fifty seven to be 263. Repeat. Repeat again.
Here's the complete chain:
166, 257, 263, 285, 248, 265, 271, 276, 294, 279, 284, 266, 281, 240, 216, 228, 288, 255, 246, 216
And now the sequence 228-288-255-246-216 repeats itself. That's 19 different numbers to play with.
You've taken a parlor game like using a Ouija board to make these bizarre connections to personal life events. But since you can't push the planchette around to get the answer you want you just keep changing the rules.
That's why the Aarg system is great. Saves so much time you can instantly see the result without having to loop around.
adj. Convoluted, irrational or incorrect
For example, "The defendants case was dismissed because of damfil reasoning."
The latest post at the Mindless Freaks blog has a perfect case.
Nad comes up with the number 166 using simple gematria on 'barney murphy'. After spewing out the wild claims on the deep meaning number he changes it to 95. No mention is made on which numbering system I used. It would be expected that the same system that was used on good ol' Uncle Barney's name would be used but it can't be. Now it is changed to 95 by using the words 'one hundred sixty six. '.
Let's ignore the fact that 95 is conveniently tied in to Nad's name so he can tie that in again. He wouldn't intentionally change numbering systems because that would be just plain stupid.
One hundred sixty six in simple gematria is 257. Now to look for how 257 fits in to my life. The cosmic entities directed me to this for a reason. Maybe I had a previous street address of 257 Main Street.
Okay, but how do I know where this ends? What's the right number? All if them? Some of them? The last one? Can't be the first one only, Nad's already proven that. Can't be the last one only? Actually there is no last number since by damfil reasoning there is an infinite loop.
We last left off with 257 with tho example in simple gematria. Now by damfil repetition we calculate two hundred fifty seven to be 263. Repeat. Repeat again.
Here's the complete chain:
166, 257, 263, 285, 248, 265, 271, 276, 294, 279, 284, 266, 281, 240, 216, 228, 288, 255, 246, 216
And now the sequence 228-288-255-246-216 repeats itself. That's 19 different numbers to play with.
You've taken a parlor game like using a Ouija board to make these bizarre connections to personal life events. But since you can't push the planchette around to get the answer you want you just keep changing the rules.
That's why the Aarg system is great. Saves so much time you can instantly see the result without having to loop around.
Thursday, January 5, 2017
Keeping It Simple For Mindless Freaks
Using the same numbering convention you get Pinhead Dan and Idiot with the same value. You also get Mr. Ego and Osama.
Gematria Ambiguous Numbers
Since I have the real life examples of Nad's preoccupation with the NFL I futzed around and started compiling values for the different teams.
I will eventually complete the project, but for now I have enough evidence from just 2/3rds of one conference.
I knew this would happen. Eventually when you manipulate things the way these gematriasses(real word) do you can get all kinds of goofy contradictions and general ambiguity.
For now I'll just use a couple of examples in my time I spent today. In Jewish gematria Miami is 79. In simple gematria Chargers is also 79. San Diego and Oakland both yield 74.
You can't have it both ways. Chargers is either 79 or 274. Cosmic entities that hide meaning in numbers in football would never allow Ravens and Chargers to be equivalent. I know a few and actually they get pretty uppity when gematriasses misinterpret it. Especially when they were talking about the St. Louis Cardinals instead if some other team. Seriously, why do you think they named the team after an ecclesiastical position in the first place, you morons.
I will eventually complete the project, but for now I have enough evidence from just 2/3rds of one conference.
I knew this would happen. Eventually when you manipulate things the way these gematriasses(real word) do you can get all kinds of goofy contradictions and general ambiguity.
For now I'll just use a couple of examples in my time I spent today. In Jewish gematria Miami is 79. In simple gematria Chargers is also 79. San Diego and Oakland both yield 74.
You can't have it both ways. Chargers is either 79 or 274. Cosmic entities that hide meaning in numbers in football would never allow Ravens and Chargers to be equivalent. I know a few and actually they get pretty uppity when gematriasses misinterpret it. Especially when they were talking about the St. Louis Cardinals instead if some other team. Seriously, why do you think they named the team after an ecclesiastical position in the first place, you morons.
A Mindless Freaks Blog Perfect Example of Circular Illogic- The Gold Slipper
From January 3rd Nad posted his bunkum of the day which included this "famous" restaurant. Now please remember what I said yesterday about how you create connections to fit your desired result and ignore things that don't work.
This famous eatery is known as The Slipper by everyone. Nad's wording here. The Slipper. Great fried chicken. Number for fried chicken tie in presented. Numbers presented for The Gold Slipper and Slipper.
Great. But what about The Slipper with 'The' in front? Not to be seen. You don't talk to your buddies and say things like, "I have a hankering for some chicken, let's go to Slipper." if everyone calls it THE Slipper. If you talked like that it's more likely it would come out something more like, "I have hankering for chicken let's go Slipper.". Another convenience. The number that works for Gold Slipper is prefaced by The. No number for just Gold Slipper. I'm going to chalk that one up to laziness. Since none of these number derivations make sense and are meaningless he could have found something for Gold Slipper.
And of course we have another "I'm not making this up, you just have to trust me" comment in regards to his girlfriend wanting to go to the store to buy chicken.
The number of consecutive posts mentioning football is quite impressive. What the hell did cosmic entities that hide the true meaning of life in numbers do before football was invented?
This famous eatery is known as The Slipper by everyone. Nad's wording here. The Slipper. Great fried chicken. Number for fried chicken tie in presented. Numbers presented for The Gold Slipper and Slipper.
Great. But what about The Slipper with 'The' in front? Not to be seen. You don't talk to your buddies and say things like, "I have a hankering for some chicken, let's go to Slipper." if everyone calls it THE Slipper. If you talked like that it's more likely it would come out something more like, "I have hankering for chicken let's go Slipper.". Another convenience. The number that works for Gold Slipper is prefaced by The. No number for just Gold Slipper. I'm going to chalk that one up to laziness. Since none of these number derivations make sense and are meaningless he could have found something for Gold Slipper.
And of course we have another "I'm not making this up, you just have to trust me" comment in regards to his girlfriend wanting to go to the store to buy chicken.
The number of consecutive posts mentioning football is quite impressive. What the hell did cosmic entities that hide the true meaning of life in numbers do before football was invented?
Wednesday, January 4, 2017
The Ultimate Gematria Numbering Convention. It's Totally Mindless!
I got to thinking about some stuff. A lot of free TIME on my hands.
I love Dr. Who. TIME travel. I binge watched all the episodes of TIMEless a few days ago. More TIME travel. I live my Foreman grill and microwave. Saves a lot of cooking TIME. And the microwave emits microwaves. Emit is TIME spelled backwards My favorite comedian is Tim Minchin. Tim, TIME. So much in my life is pointing to time and its secrets.
In particular saving time. I hate Deal or No Deal. Whenever the contestant announces with complete certainty that the million dollars is in the case why not just save everyone a lot of time by opening their case immediately instead of fussing around with the banker offers? In the 11th century when King Dillious the Pompous announced that four dimensions was one too many and one needed to go he picked time to be on the chopping block. Probably because it was the dimension most recently discovered. Fortunately Princess Rolexa duped the King, who was notoriously vertically challenged, into getting rid of height instead. She literally saved time. Dr. Who is always saving time from the various alien baddies.
It would be so much easier to accept a new Gematria naming convention. It will be called Aarg. Removing the t,i,m and e from Gematria saves time. Perfect!
Now the numbers can be vastly simplified by just using binary. Everything is one or zero. So pick a number. Any number. Unless you picked zero every number can be expressed in binary by a string of ones and zeroes. Since there is already a reduction precedent add all the ones together to get the next number. Repeat until it resolves itself into one every time. Binary two is 01. 0+1 is 1. Binary three is 11. 1+1 is 2. Resolves into one. Try it. Every time you end up with one.
Just think of all the time savings! No more fussing around searching for how many passing yards Ryan Tannehill had through three quarters of the second game played last year. No worries if something is supposed to relate to 9/11/2001 or Area 51. It's all the same. It's one.
It's all part of the totality of the universe. Everything is part of the ONE. Except one thing. Nothing. Total nihility. Zero, butkis, diddly squat. In honor of its origins zero will hold a special name and it will be the name used for the naming convention. AARG. The time saving variation of gematria. The one thing that is truly nothing. And just as zero has synonyms we will be allowed to affectionately by some other names. Like Mindless Freaks Blog and YouTube Channel. And Dan.
I love Dr. Who. TIME travel. I binge watched all the episodes of TIMEless a few days ago. More TIME travel. I live my Foreman grill and microwave. Saves a lot of cooking TIME. And the microwave emits microwaves. Emit is TIME spelled backwards My favorite comedian is Tim Minchin. Tim, TIME. So much in my life is pointing to time and its secrets.
In particular saving time. I hate Deal or No Deal. Whenever the contestant announces with complete certainty that the million dollars is in the case why not just save everyone a lot of time by opening their case immediately instead of fussing around with the banker offers? In the 11th century when King Dillious the Pompous announced that four dimensions was one too many and one needed to go he picked time to be on the chopping block. Probably because it was the dimension most recently discovered. Fortunately Princess Rolexa duped the King, who was notoriously vertically challenged, into getting rid of height instead. She literally saved time. Dr. Who is always saving time from the various alien baddies.
It would be so much easier to accept a new Gematria naming convention. It will be called Aarg. Removing the t,i,m and e from Gematria saves time. Perfect!
Now the numbers can be vastly simplified by just using binary. Everything is one or zero. So pick a number. Any number. Unless you picked zero every number can be expressed in binary by a string of ones and zeroes. Since there is already a reduction precedent add all the ones together to get the next number. Repeat until it resolves itself into one every time. Binary two is 01. 0+1 is 1. Binary three is 11. 1+1 is 2. Resolves into one. Try it. Every time you end up with one.
Just think of all the time savings! No more fussing around searching for how many passing yards Ryan Tannehill had through three quarters of the second game played last year. No worries if something is supposed to relate to 9/11/2001 or Area 51. It's all the same. It's one.
It's all part of the totality of the universe. Everything is part of the ONE. Except one thing. Nothing. Total nihility. Zero, butkis, diddly squat. In honor of its origins zero will hold a special name and it will be the name used for the naming convention. AARG. The time saving variation of gematria. The one thing that is truly nothing. And just as zero has synonyms we will be allowed to affectionately by some other names. Like Mindless Freaks Blog and YouTube Channel. And Dan.
Gematria, How It Works
Yeah!!!!
After a day off Nad updated his Mindless Freaks blog yesterday. We were starting to get worried. There was a level of concern here at least as equivalent to wondering if my feet were still attached to my ankles.
Nad is big on suggesting that this Gematria video explains how it works that it us the go to trick to defend against attackers. A quick Net search shows the simplistic math. And at least one site correctly suggests that the results can be ambiguous.
Fucking A right they are ambiguous.
In the simplest form A=1, B=2, C=3,...Z=26. Take the word, sum the letter values and you get the secret number. Then those who really know what is going on interpret the number and tie it into whatever cosmic force made that number come to the attention.
This hardly proves how Gematrua works. Indeed, it I the opposite. Let's take the simplest example. Dan or Nad =19. Lotsa words also total 19. Heck, it took me about two minutes to come up with several names that total 19. Mae, Jed, Alf. Not common enough? Holy shit. Bob also totals 19. How the fuck are cosmic entities supposed to distinguish their secrets if they can't singularly identify the prophet? Bob must be really pissed off every time Nad mentions he's 19. Bob is a narcissist.
So you've played around and gotten some numbers. They have handy Gematria calculators where you can type the word in and it totals it for you. Now to comb historical records and current events to find what they relate to. What they MUST mean. Always keep an eye out for numbers that have personal meaning, like your name, or some significance like Area 51 or 911.
What? You didn't get the results you wanted? There are some cop outs in the rules. Arthur didn't work? Try Art. Bob didn't work? Try Rob, Robert, Bobby or Bobbie.
What? You still didn't get a result you wanted? Try a different calculator. There are several. There's one convention that multiplies everything by six. There is a convention that if you get a double digit result like 22 you have the option, not a requirement, to count it is 22 or 4(2+2).
Still didn't get a result you want? After playing around with Dolphins, Miami Dolphins, Miami, Dan Marino, Bob Griese, Don, Shula etc...Maybe its time to look at the current roster and find someone with that jersey number.
Aw crap, that still didn't work. Okay, previous season rosters.
Double fuck me with a spoon holy shit fuck crap that still didn't work. Transpose the jersey numbers. 78 and 87 are now basically the same. You came up with 112? Jersey numbers don't go up that high. Well, 112 can equal 1x12, so use 12.
Dingleberry snotprick boogerdiddle dungwhimple F-U-C-K!!! Now what since I still didn't get what I want. Manufacture something nobody can prove. Like Nad's story on how "he just happened to be thinking of his brother's friend dying in a Saturn car crash". Possible. But far more likely you came up with the number for Saturn and reverse engineered it to fit your needs.
Still frustrated? The spoon is broken? Like a good politician or Internet troll move on and ignore it since it doesn't support your argument.
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Real life story. The sports editor if the local newspaper had his weekly editorial. Included was his revelation that total offensive points scored in one season was EXACTLY the same as defensive points. The claim was made with an obvious, "What are the odds?" angle to it.
Nad's recent post mentions Satan and Santa in the same manner. As far as anagrams go this one is about as basic as you can get. It just screams out its obviousifucality (real word). Apparently Nad never heard the old joke about Santa and Satan having the same letters, both wear red and black and you never see them in the same spot.
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Nad has been whining about YouTube removing his Last Supper meme banner. Oh!!!! Conspiracy! It's because my banner also mentioned Truth. Personally I think it's a sign from God. Jesus made something out of nothing by turning water into wine. And he took your nothing blog and turned it into whine. Suck it up and live with it. It could be worse. Your account could have been deleted.
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So since I've been thinking about the Twilight Zone I've been thinking about the opening sequence. You want to see something really scary?? Nad mentions a daughter in his blog. The prospect of him breeding, that's scary.
After a day off Nad updated his Mindless Freaks blog yesterday. We were starting to get worried. There was a level of concern here at least as equivalent to wondering if my feet were still attached to my ankles.
Nad is big on suggesting that this Gematria video explains how it works that it us the go to trick to defend against attackers. A quick Net search shows the simplistic math. And at least one site correctly suggests that the results can be ambiguous.
Fucking A right they are ambiguous.
In the simplest form A=1, B=2, C=3,...Z=26. Take the word, sum the letter values and you get the secret number. Then those who really know what is going on interpret the number and tie it into whatever cosmic force made that number come to the attention.
This hardly proves how Gematrua works. Indeed, it I the opposite. Let's take the simplest example. Dan or Nad =19. Lotsa words also total 19. Heck, it took me about two minutes to come up with several names that total 19. Mae, Jed, Alf. Not common enough? Holy shit. Bob also totals 19. How the fuck are cosmic entities supposed to distinguish their secrets if they can't singularly identify the prophet? Bob must be really pissed off every time Nad mentions he's 19. Bob is a narcissist.
So you've played around and gotten some numbers. They have handy Gematria calculators where you can type the word in and it totals it for you. Now to comb historical records and current events to find what they relate to. What they MUST mean. Always keep an eye out for numbers that have personal meaning, like your name, or some significance like Area 51 or 911.
What? You didn't get the results you wanted? There are some cop outs in the rules. Arthur didn't work? Try Art. Bob didn't work? Try Rob, Robert, Bobby or Bobbie.
What? You still didn't get a result you wanted? Try a different calculator. There are several. There's one convention that multiplies everything by six. There is a convention that if you get a double digit result like 22 you have the option, not a requirement, to count it is 22 or 4(2+2).
Still didn't get a result you want? After playing around with Dolphins, Miami Dolphins, Miami, Dan Marino, Bob Griese, Don, Shula etc...Maybe its time to look at the current roster and find someone with that jersey number.
Aw crap, that still didn't work. Okay, previous season rosters.
Double fuck me with a spoon holy shit fuck crap that still didn't work. Transpose the jersey numbers. 78 and 87 are now basically the same. You came up with 112? Jersey numbers don't go up that high. Well, 112 can equal 1x12, so use 12.
Dingleberry snotprick boogerdiddle dungwhimple F-U-C-K!!! Now what since I still didn't get what I want. Manufacture something nobody can prove. Like Nad's story on how "he just happened to be thinking of his brother's friend dying in a Saturn car crash". Possible. But far more likely you came up with the number for Saturn and reverse engineered it to fit your needs.
Still frustrated? The spoon is broken? Like a good politician or Internet troll move on and ignore it since it doesn't support your argument.
----------------------
Real life story. The sports editor if the local newspaper had his weekly editorial. Included was his revelation that total offensive points scored in one season was EXACTLY the same as defensive points. The claim was made with an obvious, "What are the odds?" angle to it.
Nad's recent post mentions Satan and Santa in the same manner. As far as anagrams go this one is about as basic as you can get. It just screams out its obviousifucality (real word). Apparently Nad never heard the old joke about Santa and Satan having the same letters, both wear red and black and you never see them in the same spot.
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Nad has been whining about YouTube removing his Last Supper meme banner. Oh!!!! Conspiracy! It's because my banner also mentioned Truth. Personally I think it's a sign from God. Jesus made something out of nothing by turning water into wine. And he took your nothing blog and turned it into whine. Suck it up and live with it. It could be worse. Your account could have been deleted.
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So since I've been thinking about the Twilight Zone I've been thinking about the opening sequence. You want to see something really scary?? Nad mentions a daughter in his blog. The prospect of him breeding, that's scary.
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