It's only fitting that we start to gear up for the 2017 awards ceremony since the Oscars were presented last night. There's a long year ahead, so for best worst picture here are the three front runners. Updates as the insanity continues.
1). Chucky had a terrible year in the football playoffs, culminating in this jewel. It was the signs pointing to Atlanta, not Green Bay. Because Wisconsin and Georgia both equal 44. He just never noticed until being derided for his GB pick after Atlanta cleaned their clocks in the conference finals. Probably should have called that one before the loss. It's not like the gematria of the state names changed before the game was played. The correct prediction was, "Sorry, they both equal 44, so I can't tell."
2). Nad gets personal meaning from the Cubs World Series win. Yes, last year but it was his trump card when trolled. Because he worked at Burger King. He is to be commended for staffing the restaurant single handedly (apparently).
3). The Fort Lauderdale shooting was a hoax because policemen wear blue. That's going to be tough to beat. But, as said, it's a long year ahead.
Monday, February 27, 2017
Sunday, February 26, 2017
Nad Vs. Troll
Wowzie. This debate is heating up.
Here's a recap of the first couple of rounds.
The troll enters the fray posting a message. The champion, Nad Ali Portman, moderates posts but accepts the challenge.
The previous troll tried the brute force attack. The simple comment of "What the fuck?..." was countered with a withering assault from the champion. A punch of numbers (not a number of punches) were landed by the champ. And with a translation extraordinaire, "WTF?" was altered from, "You must be kidding." into "This is a further sign I'm on to something.". The challenger was TKO'd and didn't make it past the standing count for a second round.
But the new challenger tries a more cerebral approach. Sp here's a blow by blow description of the comments.
Troll: WTF? Mere coincidence.
Nad: Can't be. Osama Bin Laden =56
Troll: You can find these numbers anywhere.
Nad: Then why do they keep showing up. My Uncle, The Simpsons, the Dolphins.
Troll: Seeing things like this as personal is a symptom of schizophrenia. Uppercut-adds link to medical website.
Nad: I'm not schizo. That's why the Cubs won the World Series. Because I worked at Burger King
And there we have it as the ref separates the two.
Yes, the Burger King thing is true. I won't bore you with the details. Note that immediately after challenged on making these things personal and schizophrenic the response was to make it personal. If I were the troll's trainer I would recommend he takes it to the next step and mentions that other people do work at Burger King. I do feel that based on comments that he's made about "dealing with infinite irrationality" that he probably has had enough and won't be back.
Here's a recap of the first couple of rounds.
The troll enters the fray posting a message. The champion, Nad Ali Portman, moderates posts but accepts the challenge.
The previous troll tried the brute force attack. The simple comment of "What the fuck?..." was countered with a withering assault from the champion. A punch of numbers (not a number of punches) were landed by the champ. And with a translation extraordinaire, "WTF?" was altered from, "You must be kidding." into "This is a further sign I'm on to something.". The challenger was TKO'd and didn't make it past the standing count for a second round.
But the new challenger tries a more cerebral approach. Sp here's a blow by blow description of the comments.
Troll: WTF? Mere coincidence.
Nad: Can't be. Osama Bin Laden =56
Troll: You can find these numbers anywhere.
Nad: Then why do they keep showing up. My Uncle, The Simpsons, the Dolphins.
Troll: Seeing things like this as personal is a symptom of schizophrenia. Uppercut-adds link to medical website.
Nad: I'm not schizo. That's why the Cubs won the World Series. Because I worked at Burger King
And there we have it as the ref separates the two.
Yes, the Burger King thing is true. I won't bore you with the details. Note that immediately after challenged on making these things personal and schizophrenic the response was to make it personal. If I were the troll's trainer I would recommend he takes it to the next step and mentions that other people do work at Burger King. I do feel that based on comments that he's made about "dealing with infinite irrationality" that he probably has had enough and won't be back.
Saturday, February 25, 2017
Nad Vs. The Troll
Someone has been busy trolling Nadoofus. There's been a lively exchange in the comments section of the Mindless Freaks blog.
A fairly famous example of weird conspiracy coincidences has been around for ages. Lincoln assassinated in Fords Theater, Ford killed while riding in a Lincoln, both had vice presidents with the same name and such. Since Nad defends himself with an also famous set of coincidences I'll bring that up.
9/11 Flight 77. Crashed into the Pentagon 77 minutes after take off. Pentagon 77 feet tall. Map coordinates on the 77th meridian. Nad suggests the troll is an idiot for not recognizing that this can't be a coincidence and must mean something. The basic facts are true and at a glance this does raise an eyebrow.
But like Lincoln/Ford it doesn't address what doesn't match up. No such similar numbers exist for the other flights hijacked on 9/11. Lazy cosmic entities couldn't orchestrate that far. The Pentagon is actually a couple inches taller than several feet. Lazy masons forgot they were supposed to build the foundation a bit smaller. It's not exactly on the 77th meridian. Damn close, but not exact. Lazy masons fucked up the groundbreaking ceremony. Don't you think they could have helped us out and made sure everything was planned out exactly in advance so we don't miss the point? 77 passengers and 77 hijackers. Everyone has a 77 tattooed on them. Flight captain's 77th birthday that day. In flight meal had avocados. Flight attendants wore Girl Scout uniforms. Peter Falk in flight movie. Oops, wrong conspiracy. Oh, and lets make sure that no other measuring systems exist. Don't want the stupid unenlightened to be distracted by meters.
My favorite is Nad's reply where he tells the troll that he didn't call him a free mason in his comment. He didn't.
He called him a free mason in the title to his blog post. What a dumb ass.
A fairly famous example of weird conspiracy coincidences has been around for ages. Lincoln assassinated in Fords Theater, Ford killed while riding in a Lincoln, both had vice presidents with the same name and such. Since Nad defends himself with an also famous set of coincidences I'll bring that up.
9/11 Flight 77. Crashed into the Pentagon 77 minutes after take off. Pentagon 77 feet tall. Map coordinates on the 77th meridian. Nad suggests the troll is an idiot for not recognizing that this can't be a coincidence and must mean something. The basic facts are true and at a glance this does raise an eyebrow.
But like Lincoln/Ford it doesn't address what doesn't match up. No such similar numbers exist for the other flights hijacked on 9/11. Lazy cosmic entities couldn't orchestrate that far. The Pentagon is actually a couple inches taller than several feet. Lazy masons forgot they were supposed to build the foundation a bit smaller. It's not exactly on the 77th meridian. Damn close, but not exact. Lazy masons fucked up the groundbreaking ceremony. Don't you think they could have helped us out and made sure everything was planned out exactly in advance so we don't miss the point? 77 passengers and 77 hijackers. Everyone has a 77 tattooed on them. Flight captain's 77th birthday that day. In flight meal had avocados. Flight attendants wore Girl Scout uniforms. Peter Falk in flight movie. Oops, wrong conspiracy. Oh, and lets make sure that no other measuring systems exist. Don't want the stupid unenlightened to be distracted by meters.
My favorite is Nad's reply where he tells the troll that he didn't call him a free mason in his comment. He didn't.
He called him a free mason in the title to his blog post. What a dumb ass.
Thursday, February 23, 2017
Quick Note On Ordinal Versus Reverse Ordinal Gematria
I checked into all the numbers on the latest Uncle Barney post from Nadshyster. They checked out ok. There's another Uncle, Kelly, who used to go to Aruba* with Uncle Barney. Screenshots of values in reverse and original ordinal included.
Kelly Murphy and Barney Murphy have the same value in ordinal, but different values in reverse. This works this way because the sum of the values of ordinal and reverse always equal 27* the number if letters. Kelly has one less letter.
This serves to emphasize that Kelly and Barney without the last name included in the number search do not equal each other. Pick and choose your data entry to fit the goal.
*Another Ridiculous Uncle Barney Anecdote. Complete with Miami Dolphins reference.
Kelly Murphy and Barney Murphy have the same value in ordinal, but different values in reverse. This works this way because the sum of the values of ordinal and reverse always equal 27* the number if letters. Kelly has one less letter.
This serves to emphasize that Kelly and Barney without the last name included in the number search do not equal each other. Pick and choose your data entry to fit the goal.
*Another Ridiculous Uncle Barney Anecdote. Complete with Miami Dolphins reference.
Wednesday, February 22, 2017
Many Thanks To Tim Minchin-Prejudice In Gematria
I will give you a chance to figure this out before I state the conclusion. So put on your Encyclopedia Brown loafers and get ready fir the clues.
We've been treated to some open racial slurs in gematria history. Nad using Jigaboo, nigger, cotton picker. Chucky and his talk about the Holocaust and Jewish bankers (but he claims he is not anti-Semitic, so it's OK).
We have been treated to a new numbering system. This sudden discovery of the Reverse Ordinal state has the gematriwhizbangs in a tizzy. Oh, how can they have been so blind as to not have known about this until a couple of weeks ago? Same words, but different numbers. Bigger clue- same LETTERS, different numbers.
For purposes if my own silly story I've been mulling around the use of the word 'cardinal' as opposed to ordinal in numbers. Well Cardinal is also a color. In fact the Stanford Cardinal are named after this instead of CardinalS like birds or Catholic churchish peoples. It's a shade of red.
My thoughts strayed towards a song by comedian Tim Minchin. It's called Prejudice and relates to his red hair color. Several nicknames for redheads are mentioned in the song, the most common is probably 'ginger.'
Now think about when you have heard redheads referred to as gingers. Like the freckled cow South Park episode. In general it is not used as a compliment. It's use is mostly in a manner like, "What do you know, you are just a stupid, mutant ginger."
Tim's song goes into a series of stereotypes about things like only gingers are allowed to call each other ginger, the same way that only black people are allowed to call each other the N word. Rewind to the first verse if the song, Tim leads you to think he's thinking of a different word than ginger before he hits you with the punch line.
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT LAME ASS NUMBERING SYSTEM YOU USE. GINGER US AN ANAGRAM OF NIGGER. Hence, the exact same gematria value. Might as well add Mexicans and Asians in to the list. Tim uses ninja as a close enough rhyme in the song. Gringo has an o instead of an e, that's close enough. English people drink ginger tea. Lets add all of them.
Yeah, whether its some vague cosmic entity or a group if Masonic Jewish banker haters they really did a crappy job of disguising how weak their buried references are.
We've been treated to some open racial slurs in gematria history. Nad using Jigaboo, nigger, cotton picker. Chucky and his talk about the Holocaust and Jewish bankers (but he claims he is not anti-Semitic, so it's OK).
We have been treated to a new numbering system. This sudden discovery of the Reverse Ordinal state has the gematriwhizbangs in a tizzy. Oh, how can they have been so blind as to not have known about this until a couple of weeks ago? Same words, but different numbers. Bigger clue- same LETTERS, different numbers.
For purposes if my own silly story I've been mulling around the use of the word 'cardinal' as opposed to ordinal in numbers. Well Cardinal is also a color. In fact the Stanford Cardinal are named after this instead of CardinalS like birds or Catholic churchish peoples. It's a shade of red.
My thoughts strayed towards a song by comedian Tim Minchin. It's called Prejudice and relates to his red hair color. Several nicknames for redheads are mentioned in the song, the most common is probably 'ginger.'
Now think about when you have heard redheads referred to as gingers. Like the freckled cow South Park episode. In general it is not used as a compliment. It's use is mostly in a manner like, "What do you know, you are just a stupid, mutant ginger."
Tim's song goes into a series of stereotypes about things like only gingers are allowed to call each other ginger, the same way that only black people are allowed to call each other the N word. Rewind to the first verse if the song, Tim leads you to think he's thinking of a different word than ginger before he hits you with the punch line.
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT LAME ASS NUMBERING SYSTEM YOU USE. GINGER US AN ANAGRAM OF NIGGER. Hence, the exact same gematria value. Might as well add Mexicans and Asians in to the list. Tim uses ninja as a close enough rhyme in the song. Gringo has an o instead of an e, that's close enough. English people drink ginger tea. Lets add all of them.
Yeah, whether its some vague cosmic entity or a group if Masonic Jewish banker haters they really did a crappy job of disguising how weak their buried references are.
Sunday, February 19, 2017
The Flat Earth "Theory"
Two days ago, after the gematriputzes trotted out there Reverse Ordinal numbering system, for research purposes I clicked on Nadiculous's link to Chucky's post on the subject of Flat Earth stuff.
To my shock their spreadsheet has 'properties' of the magic numbers attached. These properties include where they are in the Fibonacci Series and the triangular number series. I spent a brief time wondering if they have been reading this blog and just started to include that. I never saw it before. It doesn't matter, because they immediately used a typical gimmick to twist the reality of the number sequences. Both Fibonacci and Triangular sequences are predefined and not subject to change. So of course they changed the rule. One of the properties of 223 is shown to be between 144 and 233.
1,1,2,3,5,8,13,21,34,55,89,144,233
So I guess either 144 or 233 is close enough. Both sequences increase geometrically and you get some pretty fucking hugific (real word) numbers pretty quickly. Combine the lameness of comparing 223 to either 144 or 233 with the limited number of sequence numbers they ever use, i.e. four digits, and it's only going to make the look stupider. If that's possible. So any regrets about my use of those sequences in my rebuttal to their misuse of ordinal as a word was momentary.
My research was specific to seeing what they had to say about Kyrie Irving's Flat Earth quote. I was expecting a contradiction in regards to the dates and numbers posted about the moon and Earth after Eugene Cernan died. Did they use anything in the Irving post that indicated the Earthbwas flat? The Cernan post had things like distance between Earth and Moon, which would require admitting the Earth is not flat.
Not anything really. But there is a screenshot in Chucky's blog that shows the gematrification* of "Flat Earth Theory".
Here we go again. Through some sciency sounding words about that sound good, but aren't accurate.
A theory is a result if an examination of scientific facts and how they relate to each other. At best you have a hypothesis. Most sources call it what it us, the Flat Earth Myth. You don't have a theory without a shred of scientific evidence to support it. Nobody can call the way lampreys spontaneously generate from radioactive decay of avocados a theory. We'd be up to our armpits in theories just on the topic of belly button lint if any wild claim was allowed to be called a theory.
Please keep misusing scientific terminology. You show your ignorance every time.
To my shock their spreadsheet has 'properties' of the magic numbers attached. These properties include where they are in the Fibonacci Series and the triangular number series. I spent a brief time wondering if they have been reading this blog and just started to include that. I never saw it before. It doesn't matter, because they immediately used a typical gimmick to twist the reality of the number sequences. Both Fibonacci and Triangular sequences are predefined and not subject to change. So of course they changed the rule. One of the properties of 223 is shown to be between 144 and 233.
1,1,2,3,5,8,13,21,34,55,89,144,233
So I guess either 144 or 233 is close enough. Both sequences increase geometrically and you get some pretty fucking hugific (real word) numbers pretty quickly. Combine the lameness of comparing 223 to either 144 or 233 with the limited number of sequence numbers they ever use, i.e. four digits, and it's only going to make the look stupider. If that's possible. So any regrets about my use of those sequences in my rebuttal to their misuse of ordinal as a word was momentary.
My research was specific to seeing what they had to say about Kyrie Irving's Flat Earth quote. I was expecting a contradiction in regards to the dates and numbers posted about the moon and Earth after Eugene Cernan died. Did they use anything in the Irving post that indicated the Earthbwas flat? The Cernan post had things like distance between Earth and Moon, which would require admitting the Earth is not flat.
Not anything really. But there is a screenshot in Chucky's blog that shows the gematrification* of "Flat Earth Theory".
Here we go again. Through some sciency sounding words about that sound good, but aren't accurate.
A theory is a result if an examination of scientific facts and how they relate to each other. At best you have a hypothesis. Most sources call it what it us, the Flat Earth Myth. You don't have a theory without a shred of scientific evidence to support it. Nobody can call the way lampreys spontaneously generate from radioactive decay of avocados a theory. We'd be up to our armpits in theories just on the topic of belly button lint if any wild claim was allowed to be called a theory.
Please keep misusing scientific terminology. You show your ignorance every time.
Saturday, February 18, 2017
We Git Trouble Here In River City
I've been thinking about this since I watched John Wick 2 last Saturday. All kinds of crazy stuff keeps popping up that proves the Girl Scout Cookie Conspiracy is right on target for what's going on.
There was a trailer for The Great Wall. I almost fell out of my seat when they put up the graphic about the wall being 5,500 miles long. I'm not going to repost all of it but if you look back here you can see 55 is the key number in the Girl Scout/Avocado/Trump's Wall/Lamprey conspiracy. I remembered that Matt Damon was also Jason Bourne, a secret agent that lost his memory. Was this telling me that Nad has lost his mind? It looks like it.
For no particular reason I turned on the Music Man. I remembered there's a Simpson episode that follows that movie only with monorails instead of music instruments. I know why he hasn't mentioned anything about this despite it being from one of his top sources of gematria (the Simpsons #2 after football).
It's about a con man. A cheat and a liar in Iowa. Nad lives in Iowa. Nad is hoping nobody will notice that it damages his story.
Think about these nuggets. Nad has been talking about Twins recently. After the famous 76 trombones line there are 110 coronets right behind. 55x2=110-twin 55s. There's trouble in River City...the pool hall. This week Nad has been talking about reverse ordinal where you flip the script. I mentioned a couple of days ago about how changing numbers into different numbers by writing them out as words gets you stuck in an infinite loop. If you reverse LOOP you get trouble. So to avoid trouble you need to get rid of pool. So to avoid the trouble of getting into a loop you need to reverse pool and get in a loop.
There was a trailer for The Great Wall. I almost fell out of my seat when they put up the graphic about the wall being 5,500 miles long. I'm not going to repost all of it but if you look back here you can see 55 is the key number in the Girl Scout/Avocado/Trump's Wall/Lamprey conspiracy. I remembered that Matt Damon was also Jason Bourne, a secret agent that lost his memory. Was this telling me that Nad has lost his mind? It looks like it.
For no particular reason I turned on the Music Man. I remembered there's a Simpson episode that follows that movie only with monorails instead of music instruments. I know why he hasn't mentioned anything about this despite it being from one of his top sources of gematria (the Simpsons #2 after football).
It's about a con man. A cheat and a liar in Iowa. Nad lives in Iowa. Nad is hoping nobody will notice that it damages his story.
Think about these nuggets. Nad has been talking about Twins recently. After the famous 76 trombones line there are 110 coronets right behind. 55x2=110-twin 55s. There's trouble in River City...the pool hall. This week Nad has been talking about reverse ordinal where you flip the script. I mentioned a couple of days ago about how changing numbers into different numbers by writing them out as words gets you stuck in an infinite loop. If you reverse LOOP you get trouble. So to avoid trouble you need to get rid of pool. So to avoid the trouble of getting into a loop you need to reverse pool and get in a loop.
Misread Numbers by Nad, Peter Falk And The Girl Scouts
Two posts by Nadatron yesterday give me an obvious lead in to the continuation of the only real conspiracy that we need to worry about.
One post was about how the Boy Scouts were responsible for tornadoes so the tornadoes got pissed off and killed son of them and injured a bunch more. Because he moved to Arizona on that day. The free masons git involved, maybe they sacrificed some lampreys during a Great Lakes fishing trip and called them forth, but the tornadoes got side tracked sight seeing in the Midwest and never made it to Arizona. Or maybe the checkered cap he mentions as being masonically important distracted them and they thought the finish line was in Iowa. But Boy Scouts? Surely the cookie sales could take a huge hit if Boy Scouts distract the dark lord, Lamprethulu and the Girl Scouts were in on it. Fucking tornadoes with ADD. Idiots.
And then Christopher Columbus? Wow! Columbus- Columbo? We all know what the Girl Scouts did to him.
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I was right about reverse urinal...er....ordinal numbering. Z=1,y=2.....a=26. Nad mentions how everyone is using it now, so he's going to roll with it. I was right about that, too. Not a replacement, but an addition. In his twistered tornado talk he uses a combination of simple and reverse toilet twice I the same example. Another African American racist comment. Jigaboos or niggers didn't work some time. African Americans was. That's actually more racist...like black people everywhere else don't matter. And odd they never seemed to matter until February because that happens to be Black History Month.
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He's behaved himself satisfied with bogus numbers lately. But we have a nice factual error in the Columbus story which was prompted by a basketball players quote on Flat Earth thinking.
According to Nad he was taught in school that Columbus made the trip in 1492 "to prove that the Earth was flat". Yeah, he really said that. If he really thought that he would have decided he was going to commit suicide to prove his point. And what proof would there be for his lack I return? For all we know it could have been a lamprey filled waterspout, a Lampnado. Now that's a movie I want to watch. Great double feature with Abe Lincoln Vampire Slayer. Columbus versus Lampnado.
One post was about how the Boy Scouts were responsible for tornadoes so the tornadoes got pissed off and killed son of them and injured a bunch more. Because he moved to Arizona on that day. The free masons git involved, maybe they sacrificed some lampreys during a Great Lakes fishing trip and called them forth, but the tornadoes got side tracked sight seeing in the Midwest and never made it to Arizona. Or maybe the checkered cap he mentions as being masonically important distracted them and they thought the finish line was in Iowa. But Boy Scouts? Surely the cookie sales could take a huge hit if Boy Scouts distract the dark lord, Lamprethulu and the Girl Scouts were in on it. Fucking tornadoes with ADD. Idiots.
And then Christopher Columbus? Wow! Columbus- Columbo? We all know what the Girl Scouts did to him.
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I was right about reverse urinal...er....ordinal numbering. Z=1,y=2.....a=26. Nad mentions how everyone is using it now, so he's going to roll with it. I was right about that, too. Not a replacement, but an addition. In his twistered tornado talk he uses a combination of simple and reverse toilet twice I the same example. Another African American racist comment. Jigaboos or niggers didn't work some time. African Americans was. That's actually more racist...like black people everywhere else don't matter. And odd they never seemed to matter until February because that happens to be Black History Month.
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He's behaved himself satisfied with bogus numbers lately. But we have a nice factual error in the Columbus story which was prompted by a basketball players quote on Flat Earth thinking.
According to Nad he was taught in school that Columbus made the trip in 1492 "to prove that the Earth was flat". Yeah, he really said that. If he really thought that he would have decided he was going to commit suicide to prove his point. And what proof would there be for his lack I return? For all we know it could have been a lamprey filled waterspout, a Lampnado. Now that's a movie I want to watch. Great double feature with Abe Lincoln Vampire Slayer. Columbus versus Lampnado.
Friday, February 17, 2017
Staking My Claim On Happy Numbers
This is real math related, so it's mine. These gematrichuckleheads better not touch this. I'm announcing it because it sounds like something they would try to use.
Again Chucky used a variation of a trick to create a new number from a different number. 166 what you,re looking for and you can't find it in a SouthbPark episode? Try spelling out different numbers you did find. Now "Thirty Seven" becomes any of a plethora of different numbers depending on the numbering convention applied.
The first time I saw this was a date and the year was spelled out. I don't remember what year it was but if it was last year it was "Two Thousand Sixteen". Yesterday Chucky posted a year written out with a big difference. "Twenty Thousand ****and***** Seventeen."
Now there are two different numbers to choose from whether you use the 'and' or not.
I have mentioned the flaw of this cheat before. 166 was changed to 95 by writing out 166 as One Hundred Sixty Six. 95 was the target, so that was the end if their chapter. Of course Ninety Five spelled out yields a different number. Eventually you get what I'm going to call the Golden Gematriloop or the Fruit Loop.*
This loopiness and some gematria calculations using adding digits together reminds me of the mathematical idea known as happy numbers. No, I did not create this. It has no useful value in real life, and limited value in math calculations/theory.
Take each digit and square it. If you started with a multi-digit number add the squares of the digits together. Repeat. Eventually there has to be one of two results. Either you finally get to 1, which squared is still one and will remain one, or you get stuck in an infinite loop that never results in one. Those numbers that end at one are referred to as happy numbers. It is a punny coincidence that I can refer to the other numbers that aren't happy as being stuck in the Cheerios Loop.
There is no good explanation why 166 changes to 95 in the way they change it and never proceeds to the next step. I certain don't give them the benefit if the doubt to even realize that the Fruit loop exists.
So, is your favorite number happy?
*- For the record the Fruit Loop is 216, 228, 288, 255, 240. It doesn't matter where you start eventually you get stuck in this chain. Other numbers eventually lead to getting stuck in this chain. Larger numbers may (probably do) exist in different loops, but considering they never play with anything more than three digits I don't need to research any more.
Again Chucky used a variation of a trick to create a new number from a different number. 166 what you,re looking for and you can't find it in a SouthbPark episode? Try spelling out different numbers you did find. Now "Thirty Seven" becomes any of a plethora of different numbers depending on the numbering convention applied.
The first time I saw this was a date and the year was spelled out. I don't remember what year it was but if it was last year it was "Two Thousand Sixteen". Yesterday Chucky posted a year written out with a big difference. "Twenty Thousand ****and***** Seventeen."
Now there are two different numbers to choose from whether you use the 'and' or not.
I have mentioned the flaw of this cheat before. 166 was changed to 95 by writing out 166 as One Hundred Sixty Six. 95 was the target, so that was the end if their chapter. Of course Ninety Five spelled out yields a different number. Eventually you get what I'm going to call the Golden Gematriloop or the Fruit Loop.*
This loopiness and some gematria calculations using adding digits together reminds me of the mathematical idea known as happy numbers. No, I did not create this. It has no useful value in real life, and limited value in math calculations/theory.
Take each digit and square it. If you started with a multi-digit number add the squares of the digits together. Repeat. Eventually there has to be one of two results. Either you finally get to 1, which squared is still one and will remain one, or you get stuck in an infinite loop that never results in one. Those numbers that end at one are referred to as happy numbers. It is a punny coincidence that I can refer to the other numbers that aren't happy as being stuck in the Cheerios Loop.
There is no good explanation why 166 changes to 95 in the way they change it and never proceeds to the next step. I certain don't give them the benefit if the doubt to even realize that the Fruit loop exists.
So, is your favorite number happy?
*- For the record the Fruit Loop is 216, 228, 288, 255, 240. It doesn't matter where you start eventually you get stuck in this chain. Other numbers eventually lead to getting stuck in this chain. Larger numbers may (probably do) exist in different loops, but considering they never play with anything more than three digits I don't need to research any more.
A Gematria Paradox - Girl Scouts and Avocados
Would two posts about numerology be a pair of docs?
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Yesterday I was thinking of turning my obsession with the Girl Scouts, avocados, lampreys, Peter Falk et. al. into a game. Pick some completely disassociated random subjects and bind them all together into a conspiracy story. Anyone that wants to can offer subjects and I can do it. It will be difficult to find things more far fetched than some of the things I picked.
Here's a recap of events since yesterday morning and other recent history.
As I was focused on ordinal vs. cardinal numbers I took notice that the St. Louis chapter of the Gurl Scouts just celebrated their 100th anniversary a week ago.
I picked Dakota Fanning and silverfish. Dakota Fanning is an ex-Girl Scout. Still waiting for silverfish, but one out of two ain't bad.
Carrie Fisher and Mary Tyler Moore, both blogged about by Nad, were Girl Scouts.
I watched John Wick 2 last Saturday. My buddy and I both agreed that the fight scene in the mirrored room was an homage to Enter the Dragon. As I type this, AMC is showing Enter the Dragon. And John Wick has a pit bull, like me.
I had never seen the movie Blood Lake about killer CGI lampreys before. Since lampreys were a topic it made my watch list. Lots of stuff about the local dam. Watched it the day before the Oroville Dam story hit the news.
Was talking with my sister about a 1970s era comic from England where the main character is described as 'insouciant'. Shared it with her because I knew she would remember the comic. She was just reading a book that had the word insouciant in it last night.*
Ate lunch at a Vietnamese restaurant that just opened. They had avocado smoothies. I've never seen those on a menu before.
Yesterday REELZ channel had a documentary about Sean Penn and El Chapo. Blogged about that relationship in my conspiracy.
Sunday I watched the midseason premier of the Walking Dead. Made a mental note about how odd it was that Nad and Chucky haven't made a fuss about how this means something. Filmed in Atlanta. Atlanta is now dead.
Was walking my dog with a friend and we were talking about Jenna Coleman. My dog is not a vicious killer pit bull. He's a sissy. He was described as being a "happy camper."- Jenna Coleman, happy camper, Coleman Camper.
Very oddly, last night on Jeopardy! a clue was about avocados. Jeopardy! and Cindy Stowell are what got me started on this in the first place. So surely the powers that be are using son kind if reverse psychology on me...making something I used to prove that gematria is a sham to point out that it isn't. But if its working to place all these clues in my life that it's working then it's proving it is working by proving it isn't working. But that means that it is working, which means it isn't working.
Or it's just a bunch of mundane coincidences and if the experts best argument to support it is a series of bogus two digit numbers then it deserves to be ridiculed. Remember, simple gematria- Hubbard=Douche
*-hardly a coincidence worth mentioning. She reads a ton. Just focused on the word after I mentioned it.
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Yesterday I was thinking of turning my obsession with the Girl Scouts, avocados, lampreys, Peter Falk et. al. into a game. Pick some completely disassociated random subjects and bind them all together into a conspiracy story. Anyone that wants to can offer subjects and I can do it. It will be difficult to find things more far fetched than some of the things I picked.
Here's a recap of events since yesterday morning and other recent history.
As I was focused on ordinal vs. cardinal numbers I took notice that the St. Louis chapter of the Gurl Scouts just celebrated their 100th anniversary a week ago.
I picked Dakota Fanning and silverfish. Dakota Fanning is an ex-Girl Scout. Still waiting for silverfish, but one out of two ain't bad.
Carrie Fisher and Mary Tyler Moore, both blogged about by Nad, were Girl Scouts.
I watched John Wick 2 last Saturday. My buddy and I both agreed that the fight scene in the mirrored room was an homage to Enter the Dragon. As I type this, AMC is showing Enter the Dragon. And John Wick has a pit bull, like me.
I had never seen the movie Blood Lake about killer CGI lampreys before. Since lampreys were a topic it made my watch list. Lots of stuff about the local dam. Watched it the day before the Oroville Dam story hit the news.
Was talking with my sister about a 1970s era comic from England where the main character is described as 'insouciant'. Shared it with her because I knew she would remember the comic. She was just reading a book that had the word insouciant in it last night.*
Ate lunch at a Vietnamese restaurant that just opened. They had avocado smoothies. I've never seen those on a menu before.
Yesterday REELZ channel had a documentary about Sean Penn and El Chapo. Blogged about that relationship in my conspiracy.
Sunday I watched the midseason premier of the Walking Dead. Made a mental note about how odd it was that Nad and Chucky haven't made a fuss about how this means something. Filmed in Atlanta. Atlanta is now dead.
Was walking my dog with a friend and we were talking about Jenna Coleman. My dog is not a vicious killer pit bull. He's a sissy. He was described as being a "happy camper."- Jenna Coleman, happy camper, Coleman Camper.
Very oddly, last night on Jeopardy! a clue was about avocados. Jeopardy! and Cindy Stowell are what got me started on this in the first place. So surely the powers that be are using son kind if reverse psychology on me...making something I used to prove that gematria is a sham to point out that it isn't. But if its working to place all these clues in my life that it's working then it's proving it is working by proving it isn't working. But that means that it is working, which means it isn't working.
Or it's just a bunch of mundane coincidences and if the experts best argument to support it is a series of bogus two digit numbers then it deserves to be ridiculed. Remember, simple gematria- Hubbard=Douche
*-hardly a coincidence worth mentioning. She reads a ton. Just focused on the word after I mentioned it.
Thursday, February 16, 2017
I Was Wrong, Or Was I? Chucky Waffles Again
There's some new lingo going about. More about that soon, it's the main topic here. It was apparently discovered by Chucky and I see fully embraced by Nad who reacts like a kid at Christmas with a new toy.
It's called Reverse Ordinal. Just what we need! Yet another numbering convention. The latest creation is to explain why this imperfect science of gematrifiction was wrong. The signs were there that the script was reversed and needs to be flipped from what we thought it was supposed to be. This has already been used to explain why Trump won the election and why the numerous incorrect predictions about football have been wrong. Specifically in regards to the Colts and Giants.
There is soooo much that is wrong with this concept it's difficult to begin.
Now I'm going to make a guess here, but if it's wrong it doesn't invalidate my critical views here. I think that the name Reverse Ordinal means that instead of a=1, b=2, ...z=26 that you reverse the alphabet and z=1, y=2 ...a=26.*. Then you add the numbers up. Then you play your other tricks and soon we'll have reverse Jewish, reverse masonic s reduced, reverse osmosis Peloponnesian t extrapolated leap year modified Hobbesian system and an infinite number of other ways to create different numbers from the same data set. No wonder Nad is excited. Now he has new meaningless numbers to explain that "spearchucker" relates to how Black Labradors tie in to George Washington Carver's work on the avocado. (I can save him the research time, he was the pioneer in peanut research before avocados, that makes him a Scout. George and Girl both start with G - Girl Scout).
The entire concept of the newest system and its sudden appearance is totally unencumbered by any logic. You are the experts. Ok, I get that it's an inexact science and you burned the midnight oil trying to figure out why the Giants lost (as opposed to something more meaningful than football, but you have to start somewhere) and now this revelation has appeared.
If you are going to deny that this is your own creation and it existed long ago and it was just discovered now...EVERYTHING you did before is wrong. The Simpsons, Football, the meanings of birthdays. You got them all wrong. Some expert. So, what does the rigged Broncos /Panthers Super Bowl mean now if it wasn't Jewish bankers trying to start a race war? Puppies are aliens spying on us? Inquiring minds wanted to know!
What a lovely name you've picked. Reverse Ordinal. Sounds mathy (real word) and important. But its just a way of sugar coating and throwing something that sounds cool out there that is minimally meaningless it in my opinion just dead wrong? You had to name it something and just like Denise Linn calling herself a Certified Soul Coach specializing in past life regression** instead of Fake Medium Scam Perpetrator you found a nicer phrasing.
I kinda doubt you even now what the word Ordinal actually means. Since you've stepped into the territory of real math I will educate you. A nominal number us a descriptive number meant to represent something else, like a zip code. Or saying my phone number is (712)-643-3018. A cardinal number us a count. George Washington Carver had seven alien puppies as test subjects in his Black laboratory aka black lab. Chucky has 453 pinheads that regularly read his blog.
An ordinal number designates the order of a set of numbers. A=1, B=2, C=3.... 55 us the tenth number in the Fibonacci series. Just because the starting value is changed it's still in an order. It's still an ordinal set if data. Reversed ordinal sounds pretty, but deep down has no meaning.
*. Games magazine had a contest where you were to use the set if letters a=1...z=26 get the product of those numbers. Closest to 1,000,000 with a legit dictionary word was the winner. The winning word was teaette. Later they used the ordinal set z=1...a=26. I correctly submitted the winning word 'hawed', but was not one if the winners chose at random from the correct entries. Anyway, think of if the contest was to get closest to 100 instead of 1,000,000. I'm continuing to hammer home the point about how these gematridoofi don't go beyond four digits.
**. Perhaps a topic for another day. Why hasn't anyone tried to combine different cons together? I sure would like to know what numbers my past dead self had. Then, I could use reverse ordinal and predict what my future self should do.
It's called Reverse Ordinal. Just what we need! Yet another numbering convention. The latest creation is to explain why this imperfect science of gematrifiction was wrong. The signs were there that the script was reversed and needs to be flipped from what we thought it was supposed to be. This has already been used to explain why Trump won the election and why the numerous incorrect predictions about football have been wrong. Specifically in regards to the Colts and Giants.
There is soooo much that is wrong with this concept it's difficult to begin.
Now I'm going to make a guess here, but if it's wrong it doesn't invalidate my critical views here. I think that the name Reverse Ordinal means that instead of a=1, b=2, ...z=26 that you reverse the alphabet and z=1, y=2 ...a=26.*. Then you add the numbers up. Then you play your other tricks and soon we'll have reverse Jewish, reverse masonic s reduced, reverse osmosis Peloponnesian t extrapolated leap year modified Hobbesian system and an infinite number of other ways to create different numbers from the same data set. No wonder Nad is excited. Now he has new meaningless numbers to explain that "spearchucker" relates to how Black Labradors tie in to George Washington Carver's work on the avocado. (I can save him the research time, he was the pioneer in peanut research before avocados, that makes him a Scout. George and Girl both start with G - Girl Scout).
The entire concept of the newest system and its sudden appearance is totally unencumbered by any logic. You are the experts. Ok, I get that it's an inexact science and you burned the midnight oil trying to figure out why the Giants lost (as opposed to something more meaningful than football, but you have to start somewhere) and now this revelation has appeared.
If you are going to deny that this is your own creation and it existed long ago and it was just discovered now...EVERYTHING you did before is wrong. The Simpsons, Football, the meanings of birthdays. You got them all wrong. Some expert. So, what does the rigged Broncos /Panthers Super Bowl mean now if it wasn't Jewish bankers trying to start a race war? Puppies are aliens spying on us? Inquiring minds wanted to know!
What a lovely name you've picked. Reverse Ordinal. Sounds mathy (real word) and important. But its just a way of sugar coating and throwing something that sounds cool out there that is minimally meaningless it in my opinion just dead wrong? You had to name it something and just like Denise Linn calling herself a Certified Soul Coach specializing in past life regression** instead of Fake Medium Scam Perpetrator you found a nicer phrasing.
I kinda doubt you even now what the word Ordinal actually means. Since you've stepped into the territory of real math I will educate you. A nominal number us a descriptive number meant to represent something else, like a zip code. Or saying my phone number is (712)-643-3018. A cardinal number us a count. George Washington Carver had seven alien puppies as test subjects in his Black laboratory aka black lab. Chucky has 453 pinheads that regularly read his blog.
An ordinal number designates the order of a set of numbers. A=1, B=2, C=3.... 55 us the tenth number in the Fibonacci series. Just because the starting value is changed it's still in an order. It's still an ordinal set if data. Reversed ordinal sounds pretty, but deep down has no meaning.
*. Games magazine had a contest where you were to use the set if letters a=1...z=26 get the product of those numbers. Closest to 1,000,000 with a legit dictionary word was the winner. The winning word was teaette. Later they used the ordinal set z=1...a=26. I correctly submitted the winning word 'hawed', but was not one if the winners chose at random from the correct entries. Anyway, think of if the contest was to get closest to 100 instead of 1,000,000. I'm continuing to hammer home the point about how these gematridoofi don't go beyond four digits.
**. Perhaps a topic for another day. Why hasn't anyone tried to combine different cons together? I sure would like to know what numbers my past dead self had. Then, I could use reverse ordinal and predict what my future self should do.
Tuesday, February 14, 2017
Nad Strikes A Low Blow
Long ago I decided that my approach would be no holds barred. Juvenile, potty humor and name calling is not off limits. So as a pre-emptive strike I record this for future reference.
In one if four posts yesterday Nad used his typically pick and chose nickname selection to produce words that achieve the required magic number total. Normally this is judicious use of Dan or Daniel as desired. Melo or Carmelo Anthony when one doesn't work.
In honor of Black History month and making references to Satchel Paige, NAACP and such we have the gematria for:
Nigger(twice, different systems)
Jigaboo
Cotton Picker
and more
I guess he's not trying to win Neil DeGrasse Tyson over to his camp. Not so much because he's black but because of how stupid this pulling numbers out of his ass looks. Neil is pretty smart. I have it on good authority he eats crackers.
In one if four posts yesterday Nad used his typically pick and chose nickname selection to produce words that achieve the required magic number total. Normally this is judicious use of Dan or Daniel as desired. Melo or Carmelo Anthony when one doesn't work.
In honor of Black History month and making references to Satchel Paige, NAACP and such we have the gematria for:
Nigger(twice, different systems)
Jigaboo
Cotton Picker
and more
I guess he's not trying to win Neil DeGrasse Tyson over to his camp. Not so much because he's black but because of how stupid this pulling numbers out of his ass looks. Neil is pretty smart. I have it on good authority he eats crackers.
Monday, February 13, 2017
The Skeptics Dictionary-Skepdic.com
Slow day with no new post from Nadalicious. So I trot out something I came across a couple of days ago.
Hard to believe that someone other than me doesn't give a lot of credibility to numerology, isn't it? Here's a whole dictionary of topics that someone has taken a lot of time to debunk. Numerology gets a whole chapter. I use the word debunk not because this is new info that does the debunking. The topics, like gematria, don't have a shred of validity. Rather they recap some key points to hopefully put to bed topics that we really shouldn't have to argue about. So, I use debunk to make a debunk beds pun.
There's a nice bit about Pi and a remarkable run of even numbered digits that occurs very early on. When you compare this to a coin flip with heads being an odd number and tails being an even number, or vice versa if that suits you, it seems strange that this famous non repeating decimal would have this run of consecutive odd digits. The point is that a similar consecutive run does not happen until much, much later. You can't just end the story at that first run and draw a meaningful conclusion out of it. Gamblers' Fallacy territory. Your typical gematria fan WILL stop at that first run and say that it means something (usually insane.)
For additional support there's a bit about someone having a magic number that the Skepdic author links to. It's how the decimals of fractions with a denominator of 7 repeat, just in a different order depending on the numerator. My own darting around with numbers would make a numerologist think that 37 is a special number. Take any two digit number. Repeat it twice more to make a six digit number (62 becomes 626262). Any six digit number derived this way is evenly divisible by 37. Nothing magical about it. It's simply a matter of 3x37=111.
So, if you approach the subject if gematria with the skepticism, even total disregard, that it deserves, you can find that real numbers with real real math don't repeat in nature without some underlying explanation. That's why we are constantly assaulted by gematrified two and three digit numbers. I've never seen them use more than four. You'll never see something come out to exactly 9112001, just 911. Should they get around to reporting yesterday's evacuation around the Oroville Dam in California it won't be exactly the number of evacuees. They'll stop at the news report that says it's about 188,000 and use 188.
And they can't resist the temptation to get creative from there even though the manufacturing of the connection to 188 gets so convoluted that it is laughable. Shannen Doherty was in the movie Blood Lake about killer lampreys and she costarred with someone who made two guest appearances on Beverly Hills 90210 who was born on the July something which is close to the 188th day of the year and Oroville is close to San Francisco where charmed was filmed and when you use gematria on Alyssa Milano's bra size you get 188 and my Uncle Barney went fishing in the Great Lakes on August 18th which have lampreys and South Park has an episode where a dam bursts and it was season whatever, blah blah blah fucking blah. Shut up and get back to the interesting part about Alyssa's tits already.
Sorry for the math. Hope the Alyssa boobs thing makes up for it.
Hard to believe that someone other than me doesn't give a lot of credibility to numerology, isn't it? Here's a whole dictionary of topics that someone has taken a lot of time to debunk. Numerology gets a whole chapter. I use the word debunk not because this is new info that does the debunking. The topics, like gematria, don't have a shred of validity. Rather they recap some key points to hopefully put to bed topics that we really shouldn't have to argue about. So, I use debunk to make a debunk beds pun.
There's a nice bit about Pi and a remarkable run of even numbered digits that occurs very early on. When you compare this to a coin flip with heads being an odd number and tails being an even number, or vice versa if that suits you, it seems strange that this famous non repeating decimal would have this run of consecutive odd digits. The point is that a similar consecutive run does not happen until much, much later. You can't just end the story at that first run and draw a meaningful conclusion out of it. Gamblers' Fallacy territory. Your typical gematria fan WILL stop at that first run and say that it means something (usually insane.)
For additional support there's a bit about someone having a magic number that the Skepdic author links to. It's how the decimals of fractions with a denominator of 7 repeat, just in a different order depending on the numerator. My own darting around with numbers would make a numerologist think that 37 is a special number. Take any two digit number. Repeat it twice more to make a six digit number (62 becomes 626262). Any six digit number derived this way is evenly divisible by 37. Nothing magical about it. It's simply a matter of 3x37=111.
So, if you approach the subject if gematria with the skepticism, even total disregard, that it deserves, you can find that real numbers with real real math don't repeat in nature without some underlying explanation. That's why we are constantly assaulted by gematrified two and three digit numbers. I've never seen them use more than four. You'll never see something come out to exactly 9112001, just 911. Should they get around to reporting yesterday's evacuation around the Oroville Dam in California it won't be exactly the number of evacuees. They'll stop at the news report that says it's about 188,000 and use 188.
And they can't resist the temptation to get creative from there even though the manufacturing of the connection to 188 gets so convoluted that it is laughable. Shannen Doherty was in the movie Blood Lake about killer lampreys and she costarred with someone who made two guest appearances on Beverly Hills 90210 who was born on the July something which is close to the 188th day of the year and Oroville is close to San Francisco where charmed was filmed and when you use gematria on Alyssa Milano's bra size you get 188 and my Uncle Barney went fishing in the Great Lakes on August 18th which have lampreys and South Park has an episode where a dam bursts and it was season whatever, blah blah blah fucking blah. Shut up and get back to the interesting part about Alyssa's tits already.
Sorry for the math. Hope the Alyssa boobs thing makes up for it.
Sunday, February 12, 2017
Nobody Understands The Poor Gematria Guru
I wanted to continue my lunatic story of the great Girl Scout conspiracy but Nad had three posts yesterday so I have to at least respond to the most annoying thing. It was so important to him he turned it into a double feature and used it back to back.
The actress who voiced Maude Flanders on Simpsons left the show before the 11th season and returned for the 14th season. Magic number of the day 1114.
The wording, repeated in both posts shows that he acknowledges she left (character killed off , very funny episode) in season 10. But season ten is before season 11. The implication is that it's just before season 11, so that's close enough. That's why this means 1114 instead of 1014. Talk about tossing Horseshoes around and reaching for numbers....There were also nine other seasons before season 11, jackwipe.
In the second of the two posts he describes how painful it is being him. He had to grit his teeth and keep quiet about the personalized gematria in everyday conversation. He doesn't talk about it with his family because they just don't understand.
I'm going to take a stab at this; I could be wrong. As important as this bullsnot is to you I bet you tried it out on your family and they pointed out they don't understand it because you sound like a looney tune on crack. Like the Maude Flanders bit, translated here to simplify what it says deep down.
"......and the proof is that the year 1998 is before 1999.". And let's not forget such past gems like policemen wearing blue. Damn, glad you pointed that out Nad. Now let me backpedal to the door so I can hopefully escape this awkward conversation.
The actress who voiced Maude Flanders on Simpsons left the show before the 11th season and returned for the 14th season. Magic number of the day 1114.
The wording, repeated in both posts shows that he acknowledges she left (character killed off , very funny episode) in season 10. But season ten is before season 11. The implication is that it's just before season 11, so that's close enough. That's why this means 1114 instead of 1014. Talk about tossing Horseshoes around and reaching for numbers....There were also nine other seasons before season 11, jackwipe.
In the second of the two posts he describes how painful it is being him. He had to grit his teeth and keep quiet about the personalized gematria in everyday conversation. He doesn't talk about it with his family because they just don't understand.
I'm going to take a stab at this; I could be wrong. As important as this bullsnot is to you I bet you tried it out on your family and they pointed out they don't understand it because you sound like a looney tune on crack. Like the Maude Flanders bit, translated here to simplify what it says deep down.
"......and the proof is that the year 1998 is before 1999.". And let's not forget such past gems like policemen wearing blue. Damn, glad you pointed that out Nad. Now let me backpedal to the door so I can hopefully escape this awkward conversation.
Saturday, February 11, 2017
If Lampreys Could Fly.....
Here's the words from Nad's post yesterday in regards to the release date of Oblivion:
.....if Pope Benedict hadn't resigned it would have been his eighth anniversary as pope.
"If" is a pretty powerful word to be throwing around when you are trying to make a point. Such a tiny word. Only two letters. Or maybe 167 letters in the gematriverse. Hard to tell what the final count is there.
Lampreys are my go to example in animal rights discussions. So like avocados, Jenna Coleman and Girl Scouts I'm marking them as my territory for gematria discussion. I'll get back to them in a minute.
What is wrong with 'iffing' the Pope?* His point was to bring together two random numbers related to Popes. Not even the same Pope. Now if I concede you that point as both are Pope related and that's close enough. How many things that aren't true are you going to concede me?
Since you like football let's try this example. If pass interference wash's called Ryan Tannehill would have had 42 attempts in the game. <insert meaningless meaning of 42 here>.
If Mark McGwire hit 673 home runs in 1993 it would have set all kinds of records. If Dan Marino ate a cheeseburger instead of pasta last night....If Shirley Temple had both of her kegs removed in a terrible grain thresher accident....If Saddam Hussein had a sex change operation.....
No. I'm not going to give you any Ifs. Not a one. Who are you to decide what is an acceptable if? How can anybody draw a firm line? That's the power if the lamprey argument in animal rights debates. Kittens good. Centipedes bad. Pigs good, especially when eaten. Or maybe they do have souls and therefore rights. Humans good. Lampreys bad. Or maybe not. They are an animal.
If lampreys could fly?
I imagine we'd have to rewrite the science behind aerodynamics. We'd probably see them on Discovery and Nat Geo a lot. We might end up eating them for breakfast.** Lots of unanswered ifs, just like an infinite number of ifs if Benedict hadn't resigned.
* I know what you're thinking. Get your mind out of the gutter.
** I'm starting a campaign to replace pigs with lampreys in common phrases. If lampreys could fly. In a lampreys' ear. Your room us a lamprey sty. Etc...
.....if Pope Benedict hadn't resigned it would have been his eighth anniversary as pope.
"If" is a pretty powerful word to be throwing around when you are trying to make a point. Such a tiny word. Only two letters. Or maybe 167 letters in the gematriverse. Hard to tell what the final count is there.
Lampreys are my go to example in animal rights discussions. So like avocados, Jenna Coleman and Girl Scouts I'm marking them as my territory for gematria discussion. I'll get back to them in a minute.
What is wrong with 'iffing' the Pope?* His point was to bring together two random numbers related to Popes. Not even the same Pope. Now if I concede you that point as both are Pope related and that's close enough. How many things that aren't true are you going to concede me?
Since you like football let's try this example. If pass interference wash's called Ryan Tannehill would have had 42 attempts in the game. <insert meaningless meaning of 42 here>.
If Mark McGwire hit 673 home runs in 1993 it would have set all kinds of records. If Dan Marino ate a cheeseburger instead of pasta last night....If Shirley Temple had both of her kegs removed in a terrible grain thresher accident....If Saddam Hussein had a sex change operation.....
No. I'm not going to give you any Ifs. Not a one. Who are you to decide what is an acceptable if? How can anybody draw a firm line? That's the power if the lamprey argument in animal rights debates. Kittens good. Centipedes bad. Pigs good, especially when eaten. Or maybe they do have souls and therefore rights. Humans good. Lampreys bad. Or maybe not. They are an animal.
If lampreys could fly?
I imagine we'd have to rewrite the science behind aerodynamics. We'd probably see them on Discovery and Nat Geo a lot. We might end up eating them for breakfast.** Lots of unanswered ifs, just like an infinite number of ifs if Benedict hadn't resigned.
* I know what you're thinking. Get your mind out of the gutter.
** I'm starting a campaign to replace pigs with lampreys in common phrases. If lampreys could fly. In a lampreys' ear. Your room us a lamprey sty. Etc...
Friday, February 10, 2017
Nadcissicsm, Personal Meaning In Gematria
Normally when Nadster refers to his own name and gematrifies it he gets an typical two or three digit number. Yes, that's "or" because he chooses whether to use his nickname for the first name or whether he includes hi middle name. The result is the same. The product is presented alongside numbers gleaned from current events. These are the voices in his head showing him that these numbers have a deep personal meaning to his life.
I've been at this for a couple of months now. And I see he really does think this way. It's kind of sad to see that he doesn't realize that his actual first name Dan has the same numeric value as Bob. But the numbers are talking to him. Fuck off, Bob.
So he claims he just noticed that his full name in Jewish gematria is 1317. I checked, it is. And that this means so much to him personally. His example is Dan Marino #13 and Ryan Tannehill #17. Yes, you mention those often. Well, fuck off BOB Griese, Miami Dolphins quarterback. These are my numbers and my name proves it.
I like to use the Gematrix website calculator. I don't trust the Gematrinator spreadsheet they created and use. Recently Nad referenced a March 2016 post that a critic slammed as being "bullshit" and "spurious". Nad's response-turn it into a win since it was a post about basketball. The Spurs are a basketball team. Spurious, and any other big word that can't reasonably be expected to show up on a Snapple cap are beyond his comprehension. Spurs =29. Holy hippy hoppy toads, u by itself has a value if 21. Where's the explanation how you got 29 out of this? Must be their spreadsheet.
Gematrix also lets you search by number and pulls up a database of phrases and words others have searched for. So yes, your full name does equal 1317. But so does Nick Swardson.* Not the biggest celebrity but I've seen him on Comedy Central. Are you really going to tell me that 1317 means something personal to you and Nick us just along for the ride on the beast?** If you are really bored, drunk ir both play around a bit on gematrix. You can get amazing results. My full name has the same value as Christina Hendricks from Mad Men. Other than the fact that I look better in a tube top than she does, I don't think our lives have any similarities or contrasts. And I have no desire to go back and review everything about Christina looking for deep personal meaning in my life.
It's like you're my dog who pisses on everything he wants to claim as his own. You can have football since you got it first. If you're going to be that way, my own Nadcissistic data set includes but is not limited to:
The Periodic Table of Elements
Doctor Who in general
Jenna Coleman in particular, especially Jenna in lingerie or a nice French Maid outfit.
Avocados
Girl Scouts
Peter Falk
Dogs
Belly Button Lint just to prove I can find something that almost makes sense out of a ludicrous subject
Chess
Real Math
Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pies which could end up being part of Girl Scouts, we'll see.
Weird Al Yankovic because he looks good in a tube top
And I'll piss on the fence more as time goes on.
*. Nick Swardson is involved in Adam Sandler's Happy Madison Productions. If you're trying to get me to change your nickname to Little Nicky it ain't gonna work. You will always be a Nad.
** ridingthebeast is another gematrua calculator site.
Now trust me. I'm not making this up. Really. There are some potential conflicts on source material. As I was gathering my thoughts for this last night I was watching a rerun of The Simpsons, fully expecting Nad commentary on it. It's the episode Sunday, Cruddy Sunday with Dan Marino. Since Vincent Price was involved and Marge mentions about him being dead, as a Vincent fan I went looking for a particular movie wondering if it was his last appearance before dying. Because I wanted to watch it, not because I wanted to be all gematratical about it. The movie is called Escapes. A horror anthology hosted by Vincent Price.
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Character name Mr. Avoca. So does Nad get tho because its Simpsons or do I for avocados?
I've been at this for a couple of months now. And I see he really does think this way. It's kind of sad to see that he doesn't realize that his actual first name Dan has the same numeric value as Bob. But the numbers are talking to him. Fuck off, Bob.
So he claims he just noticed that his full name in Jewish gematria is 1317. I checked, it is. And that this means so much to him personally. His example is Dan Marino #13 and Ryan Tannehill #17. Yes, you mention those often. Well, fuck off BOB Griese, Miami Dolphins quarterback. These are my numbers and my name proves it.
I like to use the Gematrix website calculator. I don't trust the Gematrinator spreadsheet they created and use. Recently Nad referenced a March 2016 post that a critic slammed as being "bullshit" and "spurious". Nad's response-turn it into a win since it was a post about basketball. The Spurs are a basketball team. Spurious, and any other big word that can't reasonably be expected to show up on a Snapple cap are beyond his comprehension. Spurs =29. Holy hippy hoppy toads, u by itself has a value if 21. Where's the explanation how you got 29 out of this? Must be their spreadsheet.
Gematrix also lets you search by number and pulls up a database of phrases and words others have searched for. So yes, your full name does equal 1317. But so does Nick Swardson.* Not the biggest celebrity but I've seen him on Comedy Central. Are you really going to tell me that 1317 means something personal to you and Nick us just along for the ride on the beast?** If you are really bored, drunk ir both play around a bit on gematrix. You can get amazing results. My full name has the same value as Christina Hendricks from Mad Men. Other than the fact that I look better in a tube top than she does, I don't think our lives have any similarities or contrasts. And I have no desire to go back and review everything about Christina looking for deep personal meaning in my life.
It's like you're my dog who pisses on everything he wants to claim as his own. You can have football since you got it first. If you're going to be that way, my own Nadcissistic data set includes but is not limited to:
The Periodic Table of Elements
Doctor Who in general
Jenna Coleman in particular, especially Jenna in lingerie or a nice French Maid outfit.
Avocados
Girl Scouts
Peter Falk
Dogs
Belly Button Lint just to prove I can find something that almost makes sense out of a ludicrous subject
Chess
Real Math
Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pies which could end up being part of Girl Scouts, we'll see.
Weird Al Yankovic because he looks good in a tube top
And I'll piss on the fence more as time goes on.
*. Nick Swardson is involved in Adam Sandler's Happy Madison Productions. If you're trying to get me to change your nickname to Little Nicky it ain't gonna work. You will always be a Nad.
** ridingthebeast is another gematrua calculator site.
Now trust me. I'm not making this up. Really. There are some potential conflicts on source material. As I was gathering my thoughts for this last night I was watching a rerun of The Simpsons, fully expecting Nad commentary on it. It's the episode Sunday, Cruddy Sunday with Dan Marino. Since Vincent Price was involved and Marge mentions about him being dead, as a Vincent fan I went looking for a particular movie wondering if it was his last appearance before dying. Because I wanted to watch it, not because I wanted to be all gematratical about it. The movie is called Escapes. A horror anthology hosted by Vincent Price.
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Character name Mr. Avoca. So does Nad get tho because its Simpsons or do I for avocados?
Thursday, February 9, 2017
When 2+2 Does Not Equal 4, Gematria In Action
Ok, I got my silliness quota out of the way earlier today. Now to a more direct assault on gematrocious logic.
In the real world 2+2=4. In the numerology world it can equal 4. But it can also be a lot of other numbers using damfil reasoning. Nad just made 511 equal to 115*. So they can, and do these things all the time.
My self imposed rules for this example are:
1). Use only of known numbering conventions in gematria numerology as exhibited on Nad's and Chucky's blogs and videos.
2). Avoid multiple iterations, except a few cases I have seen used. For example if I arrive at the number 76 by using a method on another number to get that 76 I won't change it to get a third number. It would take forever to list everything.
So here's list of about twenty numbers that 61 is equal to with damfil rationale.
61
16 - they reverse digits constantly
601- I guess be zero is nothing
611 - because 61 is 1x61
32 - March 2nd is the 61st day if the year
31 - March 1st on a leap year
304 - number of days left to end if year is 61
34
111 -11/1 is the date when there are 61 days left
11
131,786,994- Gematrified words Sixty One in simple, Jewish and English
112,672,904 - written words, S reduction
111, 666, 894 - T reduction
Whatever the Gematrinator spreadsheet shows- doesn't seem to have any rules.
*. Bob Marley died on 5/11. Haile Selassie was buried on 11/5. Not dead on 11/5, the burial date. Talk about weak for a connection. " Oh, I wonder why have critics?" he says. Maybe I'm just bitter that he didn't turn it into 55 by 5x11. Because we all know 55 is a totally cool number.
In the real world 2+2=4. In the numerology world it can equal 4. But it can also be a lot of other numbers using damfil reasoning. Nad just made 511 equal to 115*. So they can, and do these things all the time.
My self imposed rules for this example are:
1). Use only of known numbering conventions in gematria numerology as exhibited on Nad's and Chucky's blogs and videos.
2). Avoid multiple iterations, except a few cases I have seen used. For example if I arrive at the number 76 by using a method on another number to get that 76 I won't change it to get a third number. It would take forever to list everything.
So here's list of about twenty numbers that 61 is equal to with damfil rationale.
61
16 - they reverse digits constantly
601- I guess be zero is nothing
611 - because 61 is 1x61
32 - March 2nd is the 61st day if the year
31 - March 1st on a leap year
304 - number of days left to end if year is 61
34
111 -11/1 is the date when there are 61 days left
11
131,786,994- Gematrified words Sixty One in simple, Jewish and English
112,672,904 - written words, S reduction
111, 666, 894 - T reduction
Whatever the Gematrinator spreadsheet shows- doesn't seem to have any rules.
*. Bob Marley died on 5/11. Haile Selassie was buried on 11/5. Not dead on 11/5, the burial date. Talk about weak for a connection. " Oh, I wonder why have critics?" he says. Maybe I'm just bitter that he didn't turn it into 55 by 5x11. Because we all know 55 is a totally cool number.
Whack A Mole, Cesium, El Chapo, Godzilla, Mimes, The Mexican Cookie Cartels The Girl Scout Conspiracy
I'm going to give you advance warning here. This will be another rambling post of mostly real but misinterpreted facts to hammer home the point that given an infinite supply of source material you can find completely ludicrous, disjointed nonsense to make a point. I like to think I do a good job of making it obvious that nobody could possibly believe what I say here. Part of me recognizes that my targets I mock generally do not exhibit the ability to comprehend the difference between fiction and reality. So I hope that nobody says, "Geez, that's a good point...." although son if these things make some kind of weird sense.
Now, off to the races.....
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Avocados are most commonly famous as an ingredient in guacamole. The Spanish pronounce it like "Whack A Mole". This got me to thinking about The Simpsons episode Whacking Day where they kill the snakes and how it fits in with the number 55, a key number in the Girl Scout Avocado Conspiracy.
In that episode Whacking Day is May 10th. 10=5+5=55. 5/10 is 555, lol. They lure the snakes to safety by turning the speakers to volume 11. 55x2=110=11.
The Family name of avocado plants is Lauraceae. Laura/Cesium, also called Caesium. The 8th episode of House Season 3 is titled Whack A Mole. Hugh Laurie Star of House. Cesium atomic number = 55. Cesium is a liquid metal at room temperature like Mercury. This could be a link to the Mars colonization program by Elon Musk to grow avocados on Mars. Funny too that Mary Tyler Moore just died. Her character is named "Laura" Petrie.
Cesium is often alloyed with potassium and sodium. Sodium-salt. Another ingredient in guacamole is salt.
I also see Cesium has 39 isotopes. The Isotopes are the sports team name in The Simpsons. 39 reminds me of 93. The distance to the Sun us usually given as 93 million miles. It's actually 92,955 miles. Again with the 55. Note that you need sunlight to grow avocados.
Whack a Mole was invented by a Japanese guy. Japan famous for Godzilla released in 1954. It was so successful they started making other giant monster movies. Rodan began production in 1955. George Takei was the dubbed English voice of Kashiwagi in Rodan. He is now known to be an outspoken voice for gay rights. He also was in the Green Berets. Mimes wear berets. Makes me wonder if he was being forced to stay in the closet, it maybe he was part of an avocado cartel. Che Guevara wore a beret or something like it. The periodic table reminds me of Breaking Bad where they use element abbreviations in names. Cesium =Cs. CS-Cub Scouts? Like Girl Scouts?
Sean Penn known for his link to El Chapo the drug lord. Married Robin Wright who starred
in The Princess Bride, Peter Falk's last big role before the Girl Scouts assassinated him.
May Fifth, 1862, 5/5. The French intervened at the town of Puebla, Mexico. Puebla is a type of avocado.
El Guapo, film made by Marcel Sisniega. Like MarceL Marceau, the famous mime.
I'm really surprised nobody else sees all this stuff. It's pretty clear that avocado cartels have been raising money for a long time to get to Mars. The mimes are obviously involved in trying to silence the critics like Peter Falk. Beware of Japanese mimes selling Girl Scout cookies.
Now, off to the races.....
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Avocados are most commonly famous as an ingredient in guacamole. The Spanish pronounce it like "Whack A Mole". This got me to thinking about The Simpsons episode Whacking Day where they kill the snakes and how it fits in with the number 55, a key number in the Girl Scout Avocado Conspiracy.
In that episode Whacking Day is May 10th. 10=5+5=55. 5/10 is 555, lol. They lure the snakes to safety by turning the speakers to volume 11. 55x2=110=11.
The Family name of avocado plants is Lauraceae. Laura/Cesium, also called Caesium. The 8th episode of House Season 3 is titled Whack A Mole. Hugh Laurie Star of House. Cesium atomic number = 55. Cesium is a liquid metal at room temperature like Mercury. This could be a link to the Mars colonization program by Elon Musk to grow avocados on Mars. Funny too that Mary Tyler Moore just died. Her character is named "Laura" Petrie.
Cesium is often alloyed with potassium and sodium. Sodium-salt. Another ingredient in guacamole is salt.
I also see Cesium has 39 isotopes. The Isotopes are the sports team name in The Simpsons. 39 reminds me of 93. The distance to the Sun us usually given as 93 million miles. It's actually 92,955 miles. Again with the 55. Note that you need sunlight to grow avocados.
Whack a Mole was invented by a Japanese guy. Japan famous for Godzilla released in 1954. It was so successful they started making other giant monster movies. Rodan began production in 1955. George Takei was the dubbed English voice of Kashiwagi in Rodan. He is now known to be an outspoken voice for gay rights. He also was in the Green Berets. Mimes wear berets. Makes me wonder if he was being forced to stay in the closet, it maybe he was part of an avocado cartel. Che Guevara wore a beret or something like it. The periodic table reminds me of Breaking Bad where they use element abbreviations in names. Cesium =Cs. CS-Cub Scouts? Like Girl Scouts?
Sean Penn known for his link to El Chapo the drug lord. Married Robin Wright who starred
in The Princess Bride, Peter Falk's last big role before the Girl Scouts assassinated him.
May Fifth, 1862, 5/5. The French intervened at the town of Puebla, Mexico. Puebla is a type of avocado.
El Guapo, film made by Marcel Sisniega. Like MarceL Marceau, the famous mime.
I'm really surprised nobody else sees all this stuff. It's pretty clear that avocado cartels have been raising money for a long time to get to Mars. The mimes are obviously involved in trying to silence the critics like Peter Falk. Beware of Japanese mimes selling Girl Scout cookies.
Wednesday, February 8, 2017
55, Jenna Coleman, Trump's Wall, Gene Hackman, Mark Cuban And The Girl Scout Avocado Conspiracy
55 is my fourth favorite number. I just realized it yesterday when watching a Doctor Who rerun, Flatline. The Doctor mentions that it's the tenth digit in the Fibonacci series 1,1,2,3,5,8,13,21,34,55. My own research shows its the largest number in the Fibonacci series that is also a triangular number, the sum of all the digits of consecutive integers, 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10=55. 10th Fibonacci, sum of ten numbers. That is one magic fucking number!
So I knew there must be something more to it. It's the frigging Girl Scouts and their Avocado Agenda, again.
The first thing I thought of was speed limit of 55. Sammy Haggar, I Can't Drive 55. In Van Halen With David Lee Roth. Book of David. Book of Eli. Eli Roth.
Book =58
Haggar=49
Avocado=107=58+49
A Wall is a kind of barrier, like a speed limit. Earlier I mentioned the connection between Jenna Coleman and Donald Trump. Trump being the Antichrist, Jenna the Antiantichrist.
Jenna was in that Doctor Who episode. Doctor Who is also in the episode where Comic Book Guy kidnaps Lucy Lawless.
Lawless=55 (New Zealand, S Reduction)
There's a movie 55 Days in Peking. In China where the Great Wall is. Trump's wall is on the border of Texas and Mexico. Mexican avocados where the Super Bowl commercial thing. Mark Cuban owns the Dallas Mavericks. Which got me thinking about the TV show Shark Tank he's on. Then I thought about Roy Scheider in Jaws and how he was in The French Connection with Gene Hackman. Hackman was in Hoosiers, a basketball movie. French CONNECTION, French CONFECTION. Macarons, the chocolate avocados the Girl Scouts want to sell, lol* how weird is that?
I need to watch some Eli Roth stuff to find more syncing but I can see that tho is all part of how the wall is being paid by Mexico to force the US to get the water from Mars to grow Avocados. I'm also looking for more tie ins with Elon Musk and Mark Cuban. They both have a lot of money and might be building th spaceships together. Also looking for what the Germans think about macarons. The Autobahn has no speed limit and I don't know if Bavarian chocolate goes together with avocados.
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*. I'm not normally an lol kind if guy, but Nad throws them in every once in a while. So parody makes me lower my standards.
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Nad is consistent with reporting on his magic number 22 and Creighton's ranking of 22. The week before the big game he reported the magic number as 24. Not a word about how he screwed that one up.
I've seen several references to comments on his blog. He moderates them allowing his gonads to post and not allowing dissenting comments unless he can use it to his advantage. That will make my goal of infiltrating and gaining his trust that much harder. I'll have to stick with some normal kind if stuff. Shame really, he's missing out on son great Girl Scout stuff. I wonder if Dakota Fanning ws a Girl Scout? It doesn't matter. I will find a way to work it in somehow
So I knew there must be something more to it. It's the frigging Girl Scouts and their Avocado Agenda, again.
The first thing I thought of was speed limit of 55. Sammy Haggar, I Can't Drive 55. In Van Halen With David Lee Roth. Book of David. Book of Eli. Eli Roth.
Book =58
Haggar=49
Avocado=107=58+49
A Wall is a kind of barrier, like a speed limit. Earlier I mentioned the connection between Jenna Coleman and Donald Trump. Trump being the Antichrist, Jenna the Antiantichrist.
Jenna was in that Doctor Who episode. Doctor Who is also in the episode where Comic Book Guy kidnaps Lucy Lawless.
Lawless=55 (New Zealand, S Reduction)
There's a movie 55 Days in Peking. In China where the Great Wall is. Trump's wall is on the border of Texas and Mexico. Mexican avocados where the Super Bowl commercial thing. Mark Cuban owns the Dallas Mavericks. Which got me thinking about the TV show Shark Tank he's on. Then I thought about Roy Scheider in Jaws and how he was in The French Connection with Gene Hackman. Hackman was in Hoosiers, a basketball movie. French CONNECTION, French CONFECTION. Macarons, the chocolate avocados the Girl Scouts want to sell, lol* how weird is that?
I need to watch some Eli Roth stuff to find more syncing but I can see that tho is all part of how the wall is being paid by Mexico to force the US to get the water from Mars to grow Avocados. I'm also looking for more tie ins with Elon Musk and Mark Cuban. They both have a lot of money and might be building th spaceships together. Also looking for what the Germans think about macarons. The Autobahn has no speed limit and I don't know if Bavarian chocolate goes together with avocados.
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*. I'm not normally an lol kind if guy, but Nad throws them in every once in a while. So parody makes me lower my standards.
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Nad is consistent with reporting on his magic number 22 and Creighton's ranking of 22. The week before the big game he reported the magic number as 24. Not a word about how he screwed that one up.
I've seen several references to comments on his blog. He moderates them allowing his gonads to post and not allowing dissenting comments unless he can use it to his advantage. That will make my goal of infiltrating and gaining his trust that much harder. I'll have to stick with some normal kind if stuff. Shame really, he's missing out on son great Girl Scout stuff. I wonder if Dakota Fanning ws a Girl Scout? It doesn't matter. I will find a way to work it in somehow
Tuesday, February 7, 2017
Elon Musk, The Canals of Mars, Bill Maher, 9/11 Joe Mantegna, The Girl Scouts And Global Warming Conspiracy Revealed
The number one thing that keeps me awake at night remains speed bumps. Why the hell are they called speed bumps if they're supposed to slow you down? Shouldn't they be called slow down bumps? Or at least anti-speed bumps?
Recent events have turned my attention to greater things that will shake our civilization to its foundation. So many things to report I almost don't know where to start.
Almost. But after watching Super Bowl commercials the light bulb came on and after running some of the numbers through my Gematrigatron 5300X (the calculator function on my smart phone) and running those past my crack team of reviewers (the dog when he finally woke up and the cute girl at the grocery store check out line) I can safely say I have this shit pretty much figured out.
As always the starting point for any self respecting numerologist is rooted in three things. Football, the Simpsons, and Uncles.
There was a Super Bowl commercial that had, get this, a secret society promoting sale of avocados! If that just doesn't scream out conspiracy then nothing does.
Avocados = 51, Super Bowl 51
Bill Maher start date of Cub Scouts 3/15, Guacamole=513, 5 months and 13 days is sometimes 165 days. Thin Mints=165, Canals=156, Jungle =156
Bill Maher star of film Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death.
I previously mentioned Girl Scout ties to Columbo. Joe Mantegna and Elon Musk both appeared in Simpsons episodes. Musk is a fragrance, like Chanel #5. Super Bowl aired on Fox, Channel 5.
My uncle was really smart and we used to call him Brainey. Elon Musk is really smart.
Brainey =165. Elon Musk reported IQ 165.
Elon Musk building Space X rockets to Mars. Super Bowl played in Houston where Nasa is.
X=24, cookies=24, macarons=42
Avocado macarons are a type of French chocolate confection .. Savannahs are a type of Girl Scout cookie. Savannah Geirgia, Atlanta Georgia= Atlanta Falcons.
Bill Maher famous for stance on global warming and 9/11. Remember he had the hecklers on Real Time?
Hecklers=136, Mark Ruffalo=136. Mark Ruffalo rumored to be in remake of Columbo.
Like I said earlier Peter Falk was in a car crash in 2008. Because the Girl Scouts knew he was getting too close to the truth, they tried to kill him.
Realizing that global warming is threatening the avocado industry we are in the process of colonizing Mars to take advantage if their untapped water supply to grow Martian Avocados. Peter Falk was supposed to have been at the World Trade Center on 9/11, but he wasn't. They missed their chance to kill him off again with the car crash in 2008. His death by cardiac arrest later was likely a cover up and was really poisoned with tainted cookies.
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So what's the point of this? The trend lately has been throwing around a lot if unsupported numbers by Nad. Football =29. Don't know whee he got that from. Etc......... And lots of rambling and loose assumptions, like Anne Riseborough reported as Anne RISEborough so we can claim that there's meaning to the phrase Rise Up. Lotsa, "Just wanted to document this now in case I find the meaning later."
Through out some real facts. There really is a Bill Maher movie with that title. There really is a an avocado commercial with a secret society. There really is Chanel #5. I could have thrown in a Love Potion #9 Sandra Bullock movie and her Space movie. Mark Ruffalo really was rumored to be in a Columbo remake.
Most if the numbers are just manufactured to make it work. But this is what it's like trying to read through a Mindless Freaks post. Only sillier.
Time to drag my ass to bed. Sure hope I don't hit any speed bumps trying to get back to sleep.
Recent events have turned my attention to greater things that will shake our civilization to its foundation. So many things to report I almost don't know where to start.
Almost. But after watching Super Bowl commercials the light bulb came on and after running some of the numbers through my Gematrigatron 5300X (the calculator function on my smart phone) and running those past my crack team of reviewers (the dog when he finally woke up and the cute girl at the grocery store check out line) I can safely say I have this shit pretty much figured out.
As always the starting point for any self respecting numerologist is rooted in three things. Football, the Simpsons, and Uncles.
There was a Super Bowl commercial that had, get this, a secret society promoting sale of avocados! If that just doesn't scream out conspiracy then nothing does.
Avocados = 51, Super Bowl 51
Bill Maher start date of Cub Scouts 3/15, Guacamole=513, 5 months and 13 days is sometimes 165 days. Thin Mints=165, Canals=156, Jungle =156
Bill Maher star of film Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death.
I previously mentioned Girl Scout ties to Columbo. Joe Mantegna and Elon Musk both appeared in Simpsons episodes. Musk is a fragrance, like Chanel #5. Super Bowl aired on Fox, Channel 5.
My uncle was really smart and we used to call him Brainey. Elon Musk is really smart.
Brainey =165. Elon Musk reported IQ 165.
Elon Musk building Space X rockets to Mars. Super Bowl played in Houston where Nasa is.
X=24, cookies=24, macarons=42
Avocado macarons are a type of French chocolate confection .. Savannahs are a type of Girl Scout cookie. Savannah Geirgia, Atlanta Georgia= Atlanta Falcons.
Bill Maher famous for stance on global warming and 9/11. Remember he had the hecklers on Real Time?
Hecklers=136, Mark Ruffalo=136. Mark Ruffalo rumored to be in remake of Columbo.
Like I said earlier Peter Falk was in a car crash in 2008. Because the Girl Scouts knew he was getting too close to the truth, they tried to kill him.
Realizing that global warming is threatening the avocado industry we are in the process of colonizing Mars to take advantage if their untapped water supply to grow Martian Avocados. Peter Falk was supposed to have been at the World Trade Center on 9/11, but he wasn't. They missed their chance to kill him off again with the car crash in 2008. His death by cardiac arrest later was likely a cover up and was really poisoned with tainted cookies.
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So what's the point of this? The trend lately has been throwing around a lot if unsupported numbers by Nad. Football =29. Don't know whee he got that from. Etc......... And lots of rambling and loose assumptions, like Anne Riseborough reported as Anne RISEborough so we can claim that there's meaning to the phrase Rise Up. Lotsa, "Just wanted to document this now in case I find the meaning later."
Through out some real facts. There really is a Bill Maher movie with that title. There really is a an avocado commercial with a secret society. There really is Chanel #5. I could have thrown in a Love Potion #9 Sandra Bullock movie and her Space movie. Mark Ruffalo really was rumored to be in a Columbo remake.
Most if the numbers are just manufactured to make it work. But this is what it's like trying to read through a Mindless Freaks post. Only sillier.
Time to drag my ass to bed. Sure hope I don't hit any speed bumps trying to get back to sleep.
Monday, February 6, 2017
Super Bowl According To The Simpsons Script
According to Nad the SuperBowl was predetermined by the October 2016 Simpsons Episode, The Town. The Patriot win again. Wackiness ensues. By October it was pretty clear the Patriots were a serious contender for the Lombardi Trophy. Best defense in the league and Tom Brady.
Just before that we had Nad saying he was getting mixed signals, but was meaning towards the numbers showing a rigged win in favor if the Falcons. Post final score of the game the best defense he had was the lost continent found near Mauritania wasn't Atlantis. That's not worth mention after the fact. Again, expert...higher standard...you should have seen that before the final score as the key.
Why didn't you say anything about the avocado commercial??? A secret society to promote the sale of avocados! You can't be thinking that this is so silly that it couldn't possibly be a conspiracy. You major in silly. The color blue worn by policeman and all. Right. There's still time to watch the replay and go over it. I'm just dying to see what you come up with for that.
Just before that we had Nad saying he was getting mixed signals, but was meaning towards the numbers showing a rigged win in favor if the Falcons. Post final score of the game the best defense he had was the lost continent found near Mauritania wasn't Atlantis. That's not worth mention after the fact. Again, expert...higher standard...you should have seen that before the final score as the key.
Why didn't you say anything about the avocado commercial??? A secret society to promote the sale of avocados! You can't be thinking that this is so silly that it couldn't possibly be a conspiracy. You major in silly. The color blue worn by policeman and all. Right. There's still time to watch the replay and go over it. I'm just dying to see what you come up with for that.
Sunday, February 5, 2017
Mark Schlereth Numerologist
I had to chuckle watching ESPN tho morning. Mark is a football commentator. As an ex-lineman in the NFL he won three Super Bowl rings.
He shared the story if Super Bowl 32 which he helped the Broncos win with a key block on a scramble by Elway to keep a drive alive or score on.
The week of the game he realized that the game was being played on the day if his 32nd birthday. Super Bowl 32. 32nd birthday. That sounds an awful lot like damfil logic, doesn't it?
The story finishes with him mentioning how he knew it was destined to be special and he single handedly won the game for the Broncos. When challenged if he really believed that he responded:
I never let the facts get n the way if a good story.
As opposed to gematria which never lets the facts get in the way of an insane story.
He shared the story if Super Bowl 32 which he helped the Broncos win with a key block on a scramble by Elway to keep a drive alive or score on.
The week of the game he realized that the game was being played on the day if his 32nd birthday. Super Bowl 32. 32nd birthday. That sounds an awful lot like damfil logic, doesn't it?
The story finishes with him mentioning how he knew it was destined to be special and he single handedly won the game for the Broncos. When challenged if he really believed that he responded:
I never let the facts get n the way if a good story.
As opposed to gematria which never lets the facts get in the way of an insane story.
Saturday, February 4, 2017
Nad, How Are You Going To Xavier Ass?
I forgot about my post on January 25th. Doesn't matter, Nad reminded us of his post around that time with his latest.
The mystical, magical number of the day was 24. Xavier was #24 in the rankings. Big game coming up with Creighton which has a link to Uncle Barney* was coming up on 2/4=24. X is the 24th letter of the English Alphabet. 24's all over the place.
This is exactly part of the reason I am blogging about this. Gematria as a tool for prediction totally sucks, and just like Chucky being constantly wrong about Green Bay, Nad went on record and was dead wrong.
As I posted on Jan. 25th I recognized a weakness in his illogic stream. At the time he was working through the numbers Xavier was #24. The rankings were updated and at the time of the game Xavier was not #24 anymore.
In true psychic cold reading fashion he tries to turn a miss into a hit. As demonstrated in the inaugural episode of Penn & Teller Bullshit! it works something like this.
Fake Psychic (as opposed to what other kind?):
I see a flower. Was gardening important to your dead grandmother?
The Mark: Um, no.
Fake Psychic rambles for a while then: What about cooking?
The Mark: Oh, yeah. She always cooked a big breakfast before doing gematria.
Fake Psychic: Oh, I saw FLOUR, not FLOWER.
The Mark: That is so cool, you are awesome. I think I want to rip off your clothes and make violent love to you right here.
Nad conveniently ignores that he was wrong about Xavier's ranking at game time, reduces 24 to 6 by 4+2=6 and works in an F=6 reference to come up with a pretty weak 666 conclusion.
Xavier breath until after the fact since you look slightly less insane then leaping to the wrong conclusion.
And about your Simpsons Falcon episide coincidence. I also got home and caught that episode on FXX. On my Cable its station 267, not 125. FXX shows eight episodes a night back to back Monday through Friday. You said it yourself. It's just a coincidence, and not a particularly remarkable one.
*As long as Uncle Barney is going to get so much coverage me and my crack team of acronym makers (me, the dog and a guy who used to date the great, great granddaughter of the guy who came up with FUBAR) have created one. ARUBA-Another Ridiculous Uncle Barney Anecdote. Simpsons could be ASS for A Simpsons Story and FAmily Guy could be a FAG, but our lawyers are checking if we can keep our content rating where it is with those acronyms.
The mystical, magical number of the day was 24. Xavier was #24 in the rankings. Big game coming up with Creighton which has a link to Uncle Barney* was coming up on 2/4=24. X is the 24th letter of the English Alphabet. 24's all over the place.
This is exactly part of the reason I am blogging about this. Gematria as a tool for prediction totally sucks, and just like Chucky being constantly wrong about Green Bay, Nad went on record and was dead wrong.
As I posted on Jan. 25th I recognized a weakness in his illogic stream. At the time he was working through the numbers Xavier was #24. The rankings were updated and at the time of the game Xavier was not #24 anymore.
In true psychic cold reading fashion he tries to turn a miss into a hit. As demonstrated in the inaugural episode of Penn & Teller Bullshit! it works something like this.
Fake Psychic (as opposed to what other kind?):
I see a flower. Was gardening important to your dead grandmother?
The Mark: Um, no.
Fake Psychic rambles for a while then: What about cooking?
The Mark: Oh, yeah. She always cooked a big breakfast before doing gematria.
Fake Psychic: Oh, I saw FLOUR, not FLOWER.
The Mark: That is so cool, you are awesome. I think I want to rip off your clothes and make violent love to you right here.
Nad conveniently ignores that he was wrong about Xavier's ranking at game time, reduces 24 to 6 by 4+2=6 and works in an F=6 reference to come up with a pretty weak 666 conclusion.
Xavier breath until after the fact since you look slightly less insane then leaping to the wrong conclusion.
And about your Simpsons Falcon episide coincidence. I also got home and caught that episode on FXX. On my Cable its station 267, not 125. FXX shows eight episodes a night back to back Monday through Friday. You said it yourself. It's just a coincidence, and not a particularly remarkable one.
*As long as Uncle Barney is going to get so much coverage me and my crack team of acronym makers (me, the dog and a guy who used to date the great, great granddaughter of the guy who came up with FUBAR) have created one. ARUBA-Another Ridiculous Uncle Barney Anecdote. Simpsons could be ASS for A Simpsons Story and FAmily Guy could be a FAG, but our lawyers are checking if we can keep our content rating where it is with those acronyms.
Friday, February 3, 2017
Evil Masonic Girl Scouts Failed Murder Attempt Of Peter Falk
Thanks, you ruined my viewing of Columbo. It turned into a gematria trigger and serves as more proof as to how just easy this is.
Enough of too many numbers right now . It's moronically simple to use all the cheats to create numbers. I've been so number centric it's time to reveal a hidden conspiracy that makes just as much sense as what Nad and Chucky talk about.
Watch a movie. Start the wheels spinning. Compare with current events. Find dates and other numbers. Tie it all together and you have your proof.
Other than the insane conclusion actual events and people are factual here. As promised I am avoiding the numbers that I can easily add later if challenged.
I was watching Columbo on Hallmark channel. Columbo drives a French car, a Peugeot. This reminded me of yesterday's terrorist attack at the Louvre. So I thought there must be something meaningful about death and cars.
Peugeot has a limited edition model. There is an actress, Ely Pouget- LE Peugeot. Ely was the star I the movie Death Machine. See, death by machine, cars are machines.
Peter Falk survived a car crash in 2008.
Columbo's car is a rusted, dirty old relic. It is not in MINT condition. Girl Scouts most popular cookie is Thin MINTS.
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It's that easy.
Enough of too many numbers right now . It's moronically simple to use all the cheats to create numbers. I've been so number centric it's time to reveal a hidden conspiracy that makes just as much sense as what Nad and Chucky talk about.
Watch a movie. Start the wheels spinning. Compare with current events. Find dates and other numbers. Tie it all together and you have your proof.
Other than the insane conclusion actual events and people are factual here. As promised I am avoiding the numbers that I can easily add later if challenged.
I was watching Columbo on Hallmark channel. Columbo drives a French car, a Peugeot. This reminded me of yesterday's terrorist attack at the Louvre. So I thought there must be something meaningful about death and cars.
Peugeot has a limited edition model. There is an actress, Ely Pouget- LE Peugeot. Ely was the star I the movie Death Machine. See, death by machine, cars are machines.
Peter Falk survived a car crash in 2008.
Columbo's car is a rusted, dirty old relic. It is not in MINT condition. Girl Scouts most popular cookie is Thin MINTS.
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It's that easy.
Gonna Have To Get A Copyright On AARG Gematria
AARG is from an earlier post in regards to the endless parade of numbering conventions used by the group of gematrinits*. Quick recap- since you have so many different ways to number and get so many different results from the data AARG, in addition to sounding cool in a piratey way, is the rearranged letters of gematria with the letters if time removed. Everything is one or zero. The only things that are zero are things that are conventionally accepted as zero and gematria. Everything else is one. Saves a helluva lot of time. Look, Alex - cancerous rhubarb pie crust preservatives and evil Masonic Girl Scouts in plaid miniskirts eating cheesecake are both one! I knew it...it's a conspiracy!
Because there is a new foul creation in the plethoric panacea of numbering conventions** me and my crack team of bullshit detectors (me, the dog, several live specimens of Musca domestica and Kevin Sorbo) decided it's time to register AARG before someone else takes it.
This came about because two days ago I saw Nad mention that Lebron James gematratotal of 923 in the Jewish(don't try to figure a reason why) system was the only other person he knew that had the same total as Kiefer Sutherland. Screenshot of Kiefer showing the total in English Gematria as 923.
Time the fuck out. I thought the English system was simply multiple the Simple system by 6. That would mean that everything has to end in an even number. From last night I have an explanation that will save me research time. Another great reason to copyright AARG. Evolution totals 1114 in English Gematria...on the Gematrinator spreadsheet these gematradinguses (or is that gematradingi?) use. On the non-Gematrinator English version it's 1056. No need to research. Chalk it up to creation of yet another numbering system made up to get more numbers from the same base source of data.
Again Nad is finding these synched up connections to current events in his favorite TV shows. Family Guy, Simpsons and South Park all get a mention. For his benefit I will explain something about TV. Those shows offer pop culture references. They are generally considered to be funny (rude, yes but still funny). Funny shows get good ratings. Goid ratings get lots of viewers. Viewers attract lots of advertisers. Advertisers pay money. More money makes more shows. And the Circle of Life continues. Funny shows are also archived for reruns for more money. Reruns are an archive for gematratwits.
At least he avoided the self setup to make a bad number from his Simpsons' episode material. In the episode Black Eyed Please he refers to an obvious lobster as a "Boston Crab". Downside for me is that it makes my pun I was hoping to use less effective. Crabs and lobsters...close enough. Because we're all part of this big conspiracy. We are....
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All prawns in a cosmic chess game.
* Doubtful they will ever grow up to become gematralice
**. Known systems I've seen used and mentioned (other than jokes by me)
Simple
Jewish
English
Masonic
Sumerian
English reduced
English S reduced
English T reduced
English M reduced
Gematrinator English
At least ten base systems
Because there is a new foul creation in the plethoric panacea of numbering conventions** me and my crack team of bullshit detectors (me, the dog, several live specimens of Musca domestica and Kevin Sorbo) decided it's time to register AARG before someone else takes it.
This came about because two days ago I saw Nad mention that Lebron James gematratotal of 923 in the Jewish(don't try to figure a reason why) system was the only other person he knew that had the same total as Kiefer Sutherland. Screenshot of Kiefer showing the total in English Gematria as 923.
Time the fuck out. I thought the English system was simply multiple the Simple system by 6. That would mean that everything has to end in an even number. From last night I have an explanation that will save me research time. Another great reason to copyright AARG. Evolution totals 1114 in English Gematria...on the Gematrinator spreadsheet these gematradinguses (or is that gematradingi?) use. On the non-Gematrinator English version it's 1056. No need to research. Chalk it up to creation of yet another numbering system made up to get more numbers from the same base source of data.
Again Nad is finding these synched up connections to current events in his favorite TV shows. Family Guy, Simpsons and South Park all get a mention. For his benefit I will explain something about TV. Those shows offer pop culture references. They are generally considered to be funny (rude, yes but still funny). Funny shows get good ratings. Goid ratings get lots of viewers. Viewers attract lots of advertisers. Advertisers pay money. More money makes more shows. And the Circle of Life continues. Funny shows are also archived for reruns for more money. Reruns are an archive for gematratwits.
At least he avoided the self setup to make a bad number from his Simpsons' episode material. In the episode Black Eyed Please he refers to an obvious lobster as a "Boston Crab". Downside for me is that it makes my pun I was hoping to use less effective. Crabs and lobsters...close enough. Because we're all part of this big conspiracy. We are....
.....
.....
All prawns in a cosmic chess game.
* Doubtful they will ever grow up to become gematralice
**. Known systems I've seen used and mentioned (other than jokes by me)
Simple
Jewish
English
Masonic
Sumerian
English reduced
English S reduced
English T reduced
English M reduced
Gematrinator English
At least ten base systems
Thursday, February 2, 2017
Hold Those Super Bowl Bets! Gematria Proves...
Now I'm confused. How can that be when these numbers proving that the Free Masons or maybe some Girl Scout troop have rigged the Super Bowl that's about to be played?
Yesterday the magic numbers indicated that Nad was hinting at a Patriots win. Today it's the Falcons. Perhaps Nad has pulled one out of Chucky's playbook on sports betting. Predict all possible combinations and one of them is sure to be right.
It's like that episode of The Mentalist where he buys a ticket for every combination of an exacta or trifecta. Minimum amount of something like $.50 a ticket so he can impress some bozos at the racetrack to get information out of them. Sure he lost money, but he had to get one of them right. Or like Scientology claiming its a religion to get tax exemption when it suits them and claiming it's a science to convince people it's not a religion when it suits them. Cover all your bases.
Well I'm definitely reading too much into that. I'm reminded now that a Family Guy episode was mentioned today. The Mentalist is never mentioned by the gematricrew.*. Can't be that important. So let's just stick to some facts.
The big one first. Then you can skip the rest of this and go back to breakfast, if you are inclined to eat breakfast.**
Pope Francis visits the U.S. Researchable data posted. Something about his arrival being at 4:04 so we can talk about the Masonic Girl Scout troop planting key figures in high places to rig everything and sell more Thin Mints. The first site I found on this said, "...plane touched own on American soil for the first time just before 4pm.". The actually official arrival time GSTRING (Girl Scout Troop Rigging In News Groups) time is either open to question on a minute or two or Nad is just plain dead wrong.
Sarcasm alert: We could never accuse Nad of manufacturing a number to suit his needs. If anything I suppose the main point of the post is that Atlanta is going to win the Super Bowl because Rick Flair's wrestling debut was 10/12 and Frank Sinatra was born on 12/10. Close enough. Oh, and Flair predicted an Atlanta win. Me and my crack team of sports fans experts (me, the dog** and several Girl Scouts) think that it might be because he's from Atlanta. Flair, not Sinatra.
I was complaining about using only two and three digit numbers. Well in addition to 1012 or 1210 which are obviously the same there's a second - 1189. Not really explained. There's some stuff (not Oreo's Double Stuff - Girl Scouts sold the rights to the mafia so Frank Sinatra could rig what day he was born on. He often went on record mentioning how sorry he was about the confusion on the month and year)about 83 and 119 but no explanation what happened to the 3. Close enough, I guess.
* If I have to pick I am sticking with the Falcons. If the Mentalist is set in Sacramento and not Miami and it's never mentioned then it must be on the gematria anti-matter list. This makes sense when you think about the horse race episode. He's a non-psychic pretending to be a psychic, so this proves Nad's point is to pick the Falcons because you need to be wrong to be right. Clear enough?
**Running joke. Live with it.
Yesterday the magic numbers indicated that Nad was hinting at a Patriots win. Today it's the Falcons. Perhaps Nad has pulled one out of Chucky's playbook on sports betting. Predict all possible combinations and one of them is sure to be right.
It's like that episode of The Mentalist where he buys a ticket for every combination of an exacta or trifecta. Minimum amount of something like $.50 a ticket so he can impress some bozos at the racetrack to get information out of them. Sure he lost money, but he had to get one of them right. Or like Scientology claiming its a religion to get tax exemption when it suits them and claiming it's a science to convince people it's not a religion when it suits them. Cover all your bases.
Well I'm definitely reading too much into that. I'm reminded now that a Family Guy episode was mentioned today. The Mentalist is never mentioned by the gematricrew.*. Can't be that important. So let's just stick to some facts.
The big one first. Then you can skip the rest of this and go back to breakfast, if you are inclined to eat breakfast.**
Pope Francis visits the U.S. Researchable data posted. Something about his arrival being at 4:04 so we can talk about the Masonic Girl Scout troop planting key figures in high places to rig everything and sell more Thin Mints. The first site I found on this said, "...plane touched own on American soil for the first time just before 4pm.". The actually official arrival time GSTRING (Girl Scout Troop Rigging In News Groups) time is either open to question on a minute or two or Nad is just plain dead wrong.
Sarcasm alert: We could never accuse Nad of manufacturing a number to suit his needs. If anything I suppose the main point of the post is that Atlanta is going to win the Super Bowl because Rick Flair's wrestling debut was 10/12 and Frank Sinatra was born on 12/10. Close enough. Oh, and Flair predicted an Atlanta win. Me and my crack team of sports fans experts (me, the dog** and several Girl Scouts) think that it might be because he's from Atlanta. Flair, not Sinatra.
I was complaining about using only two and three digit numbers. Well in addition to 1012 or 1210 which are obviously the same there's a second - 1189. Not really explained. There's some stuff (not Oreo's Double Stuff - Girl Scouts sold the rights to the mafia so Frank Sinatra could rig what day he was born on. He often went on record mentioning how sorry he was about the confusion on the month and year)about 83 and 119 but no explanation what happened to the 3. Close enough, I guess.
* If I have to pick I am sticking with the Falcons. If the Mentalist is set in Sacramento and not Miami and it's never mentioned then it must be on the gematria anti-matter list. This makes sense when you think about the horse race episode. He's a non-psychic pretending to be a psychic, so this proves Nad's point is to pick the Falcons because you need to be wrong to be right. Clear enough?
**Running joke. Live with it.
Wednesday, February 1, 2017
Smart Money Bets On Falcons Super Bowl Win
The rational part of my brain says the Patriots are going to cruise to an easy victory. But then I read Nad's post and it shows that the Patriots win. Which means the Falcons win, because of two major factors.
First of all the proof of Patriots victory is 86. It's that simple. After seeing a magic 86 show up we are offered the comment about how the Patriots will have an all time record of 8-6 vs. The Falcons if they win. But 86 is Maxwell Smart's agent number from Get Smart. Which was about spying like the way the Patriots were caught spying to win. But, and keep with me here, this is really important, even including this post by Nad we have mention of Simpsons and Family Guy episodes again. HE NEVER MENTIONS GET SMART. Get Smart is like gematria kryptonite or anti-matter. Notice that kryptonite takes Superman's powers away and he can't fly. Falcons are birds so they always fly. And ANTI has three letters found in Atlanta! The SMART money shows a big bet should be placed on Atlanta!!!!!
And then we can't forget the Chucky Effect. After dismal failure constantly picking the Packers to make the Super Bowl he has proven one thing about gematria. It sucks balls at predicting the future.*' We wouldn't want a Patriots victory to spoil his results, would we?
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By the way, Uncle Barney died. Just I case you didn't know Nad told us so. Again.
He still won't let Cindy Stowell go. Boys will be boys. Manny is just being Manny. Insensitive pricks will be insensitive pricks. He wanted to use 16. Her last episode aired 16 days after she died. Not the first. Not the episode midway through her run he uses to support his 53 number tie in. Which was $5,300-a partial total midway through the show. Sorry for his girlfriend, he just seems to have a problem climaxing.
New variation of the S reduction introduced in his Simpsons episode number creation. Since 'Simpsons' didn't work and 'Impon' dropping all the s's wouldn't work he just used 'Simpson'.
Another number that doesn't equal that number because I equals the number total of that number spelled out. Oh honestly, Nad just doesn't see how we don't see these things synching up.
* In case you missed what I posted about his retraction on Green Bay getting eliminated by Atlanta. It's because Wisconsin and Georgia both equal 44. Which he never noticed before the Conference Championship game. Some expert.
First of all the proof of Patriots victory is 86. It's that simple. After seeing a magic 86 show up we are offered the comment about how the Patriots will have an all time record of 8-6 vs. The Falcons if they win. But 86 is Maxwell Smart's agent number from Get Smart. Which was about spying like the way the Patriots were caught spying to win. But, and keep with me here, this is really important, even including this post by Nad we have mention of Simpsons and Family Guy episodes again. HE NEVER MENTIONS GET SMART. Get Smart is like gematria kryptonite or anti-matter. Notice that kryptonite takes Superman's powers away and he can't fly. Falcons are birds so they always fly. And ANTI has three letters found in Atlanta! The SMART money shows a big bet should be placed on Atlanta!!!!!
And then we can't forget the Chucky Effect. After dismal failure constantly picking the Packers to make the Super Bowl he has proven one thing about gematria. It sucks balls at predicting the future.*' We wouldn't want a Patriots victory to spoil his results, would we?
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By the way, Uncle Barney died. Just I case you didn't know Nad told us so. Again.
He still won't let Cindy Stowell go. Boys will be boys. Manny is just being Manny. Insensitive pricks will be insensitive pricks. He wanted to use 16. Her last episode aired 16 days after she died. Not the first. Not the episode midway through her run he uses to support his 53 number tie in. Which was $5,300-a partial total midway through the show. Sorry for his girlfriend, he just seems to have a problem climaxing.
New variation of the S reduction introduced in his Simpsons episode number creation. Since 'Simpsons' didn't work and 'Impon' dropping all the s's wouldn't work he just used 'Simpson'.
Another number that doesn't equal that number because I equals the number total of that number spelled out. Oh honestly, Nad just doesn't see how we don't see these things synching up.
* In case you missed what I posted about his retraction on Green Bay getting eliminated by Atlanta. It's because Wisconsin and Georgia both equal 44. Which he never noticed before the Conference Championship game. Some expert.
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